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Hello, Gotham, I'm home.
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- Hello, Ronnie.
- Ronnie!
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Veronica, darling,
you look smashing.
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How did you like
the rain forest?
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The food was appalling, the
accommodations were nonexistent...
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and the bugs were the
size of my trust fund.
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But seriously, it's important
we all do our part...
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to preserve those
precious resources.
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- Hear, hear.
- Absolutely.
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Look at them, celebrating
without a care in the world.
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I think it's great Veronica's finally doing
something worthwhile with her money.
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I'm sorry, Bruce. The securities
business has been rough lately.
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Lot of late hours. Seems all I do is
worry about how to get my company...
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through one more day.
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Worries, Hayden? I have
the cure for that.
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- I'm a little old for dolls, don't you think?
- Not these dolls.
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They're Worry Men
from Central America.
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Legends say you tell them your problems,
then put them under your pillow.
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They'll do your worrying
for you while you sleep.
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And when you wake up, poof,
your problems are gone.
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Oh, come on, Ronnie.
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You're the last one I'd think would
fall for some tribal hoodoo.
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Don't be so smug, Brucie.
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When I was in the jungle, I saw
some things you'd never believe.
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And I tell you, I haven't had a
bad night's sleep since my trip.
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Well, sounds great to me.
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In fact, the little darlings work
their magic for me all day long.
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See, aren't they precious?
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- I just couldn't get along without them.
- Thanks, Ron.
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I've got a few more
rounds to make.
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If ever someone led a worry-free
life, it's you, Bruce Wayne.
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I've got one for everybody.
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Party crasher.
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Nasty toy.
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Ready to call it a night?
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Oh, my heavens!
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Tell me, Alfred...
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what's an ancient Mayan witch doctor
doing on a Gotham skyscraper?
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This isn't one of those
Riddler questions, is it?
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No, but it's just as confusing.
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There's someone new in town using
Mayan tribal gimmicks in his crimes.
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- Blowguns, stone weapons.
- Voodoo dolls?
43
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Oh, that's some party favor
from Veronica's party.
44
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They're supposed to take away
your worries while you sleep.
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Imagine that.
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What some overworked souls won't
do to get a good night's rest.
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Still, every little bit helps.
48
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I tell you, child, I handle all
sorts of things for Mr. Wayne...
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but this one really
takes the cake.
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- Oh, morning, Dana.
- Oh, I gotta go. Bye-bye.
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Sometimes I forget how
beautiful Gotham can be.
52
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You're in fine
spirits, I must say.
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A good night's sleep, and I'm
ready to take on the world.
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- You got everything all right?
- I followed your message to the letter.
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- But I can't help wondering what...
- Thank you.
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I know it's your company, Mr.
Wayne, but $20 million, man.
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- That's a lot of money.
- Yes, it is. What's your point?
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Well, I'd sure feel uncomfortable
walking around with all that cash...
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in a tiny little briefcase.
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Dana, I'm sorry. I'm not following this.
What cash? What briefcase?
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The $20 million you told me to
put in a briefcase for you.
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You're not making any sense.
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The $20 million I told you
to put in a briefcase?
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You call me from your car,
gave me your account number...
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told me to transfer $20
million in cash and...
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Hey!
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Twenty million of my
money in that case?
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I hope you're not going to
take it out of my salary.
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Millions of dollars are missing
since this morning, Mr. Sloane.
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If it wasn't you, then who?
71
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But I don't know, I tell you. I don't know.
Why would I do it? Why?
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That was the scene today as broker
Hayden Sloane was arrested...
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on charges of embezzlement.
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Sloane joins the growing list of wealthy
Gothamites who, for reasons unknown...
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have pilfered their own companies for
a combined total of $ 100 million.
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Unbelievable.
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And you have no clue how
this could have happened?
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I do now. Each of us was a guest
at Veronica Vreeland's party.
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If there are answers,
she's got them.
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Miss Vreeland.
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Batman?
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Let me help you with your bag.
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No, you stay back.
84
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This is mine, you hear? Mine.
85
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I know it's yours. What were
you planning to do with it?
86
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I have to throw it
overboard because...
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Because...
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Excuse me, I don't
feel very well.
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Care to explain these?
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My jewels! How did
they get here?
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- Don't you remember?
- No, everything's a blank. L...
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Leave him alone, you swine!
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Please?
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My therapist's never
going to believe this.
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And I thought you were supposed
to take away my worries.
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Well, say goodbye, you
troublesome little trinkets.
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Wait. These dolls. Where
did you get them?
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From a craftsman at a small village. A
funny little man in a giant straw hat.
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An Englishman?
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00:12:03,664 --> 00:12:04,824
Why, yes.
101
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And he suggested giving the
dolls to your society friends.
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What, are you psychic too?
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Just picking up on the pattern.
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Sir, you have no idea how terrible I
feel to have played a part in this.
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Neither you nor Veronica could have
known that hidden in each doll...
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was a microchip designed to
stimulate a sleeper's brainwaves...
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and make them susceptible
to hypnotic suggestion.
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Creating a radio receiver of sorts
out of an entranced human mind?
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Exactly.
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And who knows how to warp
the human mind better...
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than Jervis Tetch,
the Mad Hatter.
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"O frabjous day, callooh,
callay" He chortled in his joy.
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It's sheer brilliance.
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A wonderland of treasures...
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all willingly donated by
Gotham's simpering elite.
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And now come the famous Vreeland
jewels to dance at my heels.
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What? How dare you
return empty-handed?
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Forgive us, sir. But
Batman showed up and...
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Batman?
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You insufferable fools.
121
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You can't even handle one man
dressed up like a flying mouse?
122
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Oh, and what's this?
What's this?
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You've graciously left part
of your cloak behind...
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as Batman's invitation to
waltz right into our midst.
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And that's just what
he'll do, won't he?
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Of course he will.
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And far be it for me to
disappoint him when he arrives.
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As you predicted, sir, the
computer has identified...
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this scrap of artificial fur as a
type used in theatrical productions.
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Which would make its most
probable source of origin...
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The Great Eastern
Costume Company.
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It's been closed for years...
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making it a perfect hideout
for the Mad Hatter.
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I knew you were coming,
so I thought I'd have...
135
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some of the old chaps round
to make you feel at home.
136
00:15:32,339 --> 00:15:34,807
How is Batman like
a doughnut shop?
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They're both filled with holes.
138
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Should have warned you, old boy.
139
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That lot's real.
140
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Delightful. Oh, quite a bonus to add
to my already substantial collection.
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00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:08,892
You disappoint me, Tetch. For all your
brilliance, you've become just another thief.
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You make it sound so common.
143
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,930
Well, actually, Batman...
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00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:18,738
you'll be happy to know you're
witnessing my retirement from crime.
145
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,609
See, after my recent
release from Arkham...
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I vowed to leave Gotham and
my wicked ways behind me.
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Perhaps buy a little island somewhere
and open a sunbonnet shop.
148
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:37,087
Oh, but islands, even
little ones, cost money.
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Lots of money.
150
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:44,763
And then I heard of Ms. Vreeland's
well-publicized trek into the rain forest.
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00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:51,435
Yes, I realized at once she'd be the
perfect unwitting partner in my scheme.
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Investing what limited
funds I had...
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00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:58,618
I managed to follow dear
Ronnie into the forest...
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where, at a small native village,
she made the acquaintance...
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of my specially
created Worry Men.
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00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:12,130
Though I can't take
complete credit.
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I provided the microcircuitry, of course,
but my good friend here supplied the dolls.
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00:18:18,906 --> 00:18:20,635
Can you believe it?
159
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:26,804
He was just an honest native craftsman
until I changed his mind about helping me.
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00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:31,111
Those others are riffraff culled out
of various Gotham street gangs.
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Gutter trash of no
great importance.
162
00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:40,319
So as this is my farewell to crime, I think
I'll take a souvenir to mark the occasion.
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00:18:44,898 --> 00:18:49,733
No matter. I have a better way
to remove that nasty old cowl.
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00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,571
Stop! You don't know
what you're doing.
165
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,597
Oh, that noise!
166
00:19:23,237 --> 00:19:25,000
What's going on?
167
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How did I get here?
168
00:19:29,343 --> 00:19:31,607
Oh, you're a clever one.
169
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:35,875
But I will not be denied. As
the great Lewis Carroll said:
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One, two One, two.
171
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And through and through The
vorpal blade went snicker-snack.
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He left it dead, and with its
head He went galumphing back.
173
00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:53,323
No!
174
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,127
Stop. I command you.
175
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So we're gutter trash, are we?
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Who's calling the shots now?
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- Stop!
- Yes. Stop.
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Leave him to the police.
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00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:20,090
Thank you. Thank you, you
generous, forgiving, noble fool.
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00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:26,790
Stand back, all of you. I'm getting out. But
not before I sew up one last loose end.
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What?
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Tomorrow this all goes
back to the company.
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Minus the cost of a plane ticket
home for our kidnapped doll maker.
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I must say, after all the
Hatter put him through...
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that fellow showed
remarkable restraint.
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When everything was said and done, all
the shaman really wanted was to go home.
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In fact, I hear he even sent
the Hatter a farewell gift.
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Something to ensure
that Jervis Tetch...
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only dreams of a good,
honest life from now on.
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