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The prisoner will stand.

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Pamela Lillian Isley, District
Attorney Van Dorn has asked...

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that the maximum sentence of life
imprisonment be imposed upon you.

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As your apprehension came...

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at the hands of the Batman and not
a recognized agent of the law...

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this court has no choice but to
return you to Arkham Asylum...

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where it is hoped you will
complete your rehabilitation.

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Hi, Red. Hi. Welcome home.

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Hi, Harley.

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Things didn't go too good, huh?

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- Nope.
- Well, cheer up.

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Word is we're gonna throw a little
party, and old Jervis here...

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has the invitations.

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<i>Not only does Batman create these
so-called super-criminals...</i>

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<i>he takes it upon himself to
be their judge and jury...</i>

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<i>with no regard for
the legal system.</i>

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<i>It sounds like you want
to put Batman on trial.</i>

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<i>Believe me, I'd like
nothing better.</i>

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- Strong words.
- It's got to stop, Jim.

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As Gotham's new
district attorney...

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I can't allow your pet nut
to run loose in my city.

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- I mean it.
- Janet, it's a war zone out there...

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and Batman is our best weapon.

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And I say he's a drug the city keeps
taking to avoid facing reality.

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Speak of the devil.

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The Eastside Skulls are ready to
declare war on the other gangs.

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Old news. My department's already planning
a sting to catch the Skulls' leader.

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Don't bother.

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Very cute, mister.

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You want to support law and order, you
take off that mask and put on a uniform.

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You hear me, Batman?
This is the last time.

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The next time I see him, it will
be a whole different story.

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Hello, Bruce.

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Janet, I'm so glad we're able
to meet on such short notice.

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It seems everyplace I look
there's our crusading DA...

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leading the campaign to
rid our city of Batman.

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Oh, please. He's
the last person...

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I want to talk about tonight.
- Oh, sorry.

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Still, even you have to admit
Batman's come through now and then.

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But look at the lunatic fringe he's created.
The Joker, Two-Face, Poison Ivy and the rest.

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Batman's responsible
for every one of them.

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Excuse me, Ms. Van Dorn...

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but your office just called.
They said it's an emergency.

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I'm sorry, Bruce. I
won't be a minute.

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Take your time.

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Excuse me, have you seen Ms.
Van Dorn?

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- Not in the last half-hour, sir.
- Look.

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Must be trouble.

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- Look at that.
- I've never seen that before.

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It's Van Dorn's.

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It was dropped on the front
desk 20 minutes ago...

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along with this.

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"Batman, come alone to where
lives hang in the balance...

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or the law in Gotham dies."

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You there! Come into the light.

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I said...

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Oh, no, you don't.

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Let me out. Do you hear me?

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Whoever you are, let
me out this second.

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Welcome to Arkham, Van Dorn.

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Two-Face.

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Don't bother screaming for help.

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The white coats can't hear you.

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Matter of fact, they can't do much of
anything, thanks to the Mad Hatter.

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You're going to escape?

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Eventually.

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We've got some legal
business to settle first.

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- What do you mean?
- I'm talking about a trial.

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Me, the prosecutor...

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you, the defense.

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And your client...

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is Batman.

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This is insane.
Me defending you?

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As far as I'm concerned, you
belong in here with them.

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Whatever.

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You've gotta go through with it.
It's their game and their rules.

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Let's go. Move it.

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Indeed.

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Can't keep the judge waiting.

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You've said it yourself, lady.

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Batman made every one of us.

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So we're placing him before
the bar to face our justice.

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And me?

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Basic 50-50 option.

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You get him off.
You both go free.

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He goes down...

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you take the fall with him.

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Amusing idea, what?

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Kidnapping you to be
Batman's attorney?

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Personally, I suggested a quick
slug between the eyes...

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but I lost the coin toss.

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I borrowed your belt, Bats, but
it doesn't do a thing for me.

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Sit down.

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Oh, yea. Oh, yea.

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He says, "Oh, yea," dirtbags.
Dummy up.

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I gotta do everything for you.

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Court is now in session.

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The good people of
Arkham Asylum...

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versus the self-righteous
vigilante called Batman.

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Our prosecutor is ready.

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Likewise, our fair
and impartial jury.

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- Hang him.
- Shoot him.

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Hit him with a rock.

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And now all rise for the most honorable,
most benevolent, most merciful...

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Judge Joker.

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Guilty.

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I was promised a chance
to defend my client.

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Oh, very well.

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Like it will make a difference.

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Mr. Prosecutor, make
your opening statement.

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Look at us.

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We're all freaks and monsters.

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And who made us this way?

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Batman.

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Go on, lady. Defend
him if you can.

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Call the first witness.

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Yo, Hat. On the stand.

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Proceed, counselor.

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I suppose you, like
your friends...

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claim that Batman drove
you to be a criminal?

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He did.

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And yet, as I
recall your case...

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you brainwashed and kidnapped
a woman who rejected you.

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Batman forced me to do it.

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He was going to take her away from me.
I had no choice.

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You could have respected her
wishes and left her alone.

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I'd have killed her first!

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I'd like that last statement
stricken from the record, please.

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Record? Is someone supposed
to be writing this down?

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This is crazy.

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That's beside the point.
Just keep it going.

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Looks like Batman's hunch was wrong.
There's no sign of him or Ms. Van Dorn.

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But he was here, all right.

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I object to this witness.

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She's obviously trying
to influence the judge.

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- What makes you say that?
- Never mind.

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Do you have a statement?

138
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I just wanna say, if
there was no Batman...

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there would be no Joker...

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and I'd never have
met my pudding.

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Thank you, Batman.

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Sad, isn't it?

143
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Harleen Quinzel was a
doctor here at Arkham...

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until the Joker
twisted her mind.

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You're just jealous because
you don't have a fella...

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who's as loving and loyal to
you as my pudding is to me.

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And I suppose it was that
same loyalty I saw...

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the last time you escaped,
and Pudding here...

149
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finked on you in hopes
of getting time off.

150
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Is that true, Pudding?

151
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"Finked" is such an ugly word.

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You lousy scum-sucking creep!

153
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The witness is excused.

154
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Slimy rat!

155
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Knock it off, lady.

156
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I'll kick that grin
off your silly face.

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And so it's Batman's fault
you lead a life of crime.

158
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He should have let me
bump off Harvey Dent.

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We'd all have been better
off, wouldn't we, Harv?

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Why, you rotten little...

161
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But, Ms. Isley...

162
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isn't the real motivation for your
crimes your obsession with plants?

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That you prefer them to people?

164
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I love plants, honey,
but a rose is a rose.

165
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Then it doesn't bother
you when someone...

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let's say the judge here,
ruthlessly plucks...

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a defenseless flower from
the warm green earth?

168
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No.

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Even knowing he's given
it his death sentence?

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That its petals must die?

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- Stop it.
- One by one.

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Withering, falling.

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One by one, until
it's all gone...

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honey.

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Miss Ivy, please.

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You're beautiful
when you're angry.

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I used to believe Batman was
responsible for you people...

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but now I see nearly everyone
here would've ended up...

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exactly the same, Batman or not.

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The gimmicks might be different.

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But you'd all be out there in some form
or another, bringing misery to Gotham.

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The truth is, you created him.

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It's working.

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00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:30,528
Looks like a tracking device.

185
00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:31,927
It's pointing north.

186
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The Sommerset District.

187
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Nothing much out there except...

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Arkham.

189
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Jury, you've heard the evidence.

190
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Consider your verdict.

191
00:14:58,995 --> 00:15:03,762
Your honor, in light of Ms. Van
Dorn's stirring defense...

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we have no choice but to
find the defendant...

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not guilty.

194
00:15:14,811 --> 00:15:17,279
Amazing.

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Well done, counselor.

196
00:15:22,819 --> 00:15:25,583
You've proven that
Batman didn't create us.

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That we, in fact, messed
up our own rotten lives.

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00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:33,995
And as we are so rotten,
vile and depraved...

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we're going to waste you anyway.

200
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That's all, folks.

201
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,312
Let's mambo.

202
00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:29,680
Help us. Please.

203
00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:59,905
Let me go.

204
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,885
Anything you say, Jannie-poo.

205
00:17:14,797 --> 00:17:17,561
And now for the
final confession...

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00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:21,636
the big secret you've kept
from us for so many years.

207
00:17:21,804 --> 00:17:25,035
Brothers and sisters, at
long last, I give you...

208
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:28,609
the man behind the bat.

209
00:17:40,757 --> 00:17:42,554
What?

210
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:49,591
- What's going on?
- He's gone.

211
00:17:49,766 --> 00:17:53,065
Everyone, spread out.
Don't let him get away.

212
00:17:53,236 --> 00:17:55,966
Who says I'm leaving?

213
00:17:58,941 --> 00:18:00,203
What's going on?

214
00:18:00,376 --> 00:18:02,537
Get the light.

215
00:18:07,984 --> 00:18:09,952
Nobody panic.

216
00:18:14,323 --> 00:18:16,883
Okay, start panicking.

217
00:18:20,129 --> 00:18:23,326
The only way out is through me.

218
00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:31,974
Hold on. You'll hit Croc.

219
00:18:32,141 --> 00:18:33,904
What's your point?

220
00:18:52,328 --> 00:18:54,057
Watch where you're
shooting, clown.

221
00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:45,274
I'm hit, boys.

222
00:20:19,081 --> 00:20:20,708
Hold it.

223
00:20:21,884 --> 00:20:23,852
Nobody move.

224
00:20:29,258 --> 00:20:31,351
Look alive, Batman.

225
00:20:33,296 --> 00:20:35,924
Here comes the judge.

226
00:20:43,205 --> 00:20:46,333
Old "Hanging Judge"
Joker, that's me.

227
00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:24,644
I see now there's a need
for the things you do.

228
00:21:25,047 --> 00:21:28,778
But I'm still going to work toward
a city that doesn't need Batman.

229
00:21:28,951 --> 00:21:30,179
Me too.

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