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Here it is, gentlemen.
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Enough "kaboom" to turn Gotham
into the world's biggest pothole.
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What say we start the
bidding at 1 million?
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- One million.
- Two million.
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- Three million.
- Five.
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Gentlemen, please. Don't insult
me with nickel-and-dime bids.
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The man who walks out with this bomb
walks out with Gotham in his pocket.
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Yours to pick clean
or blow sky-high.
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Your call. What am I bid?
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How about nothing?
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Zero, zip, zilch, nada.
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My personal check for bupkis...
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drawn on the First
National Bank of Squadoo.
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Sorry, boys...
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this lot is sold.
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You really should
loosen up, dear.
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Have a laugh now and then.
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Oh, that's so much
more pleasant.
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Alerting the public now would
only cause a panic, commissioner.
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But if that madman plans to use the
bomb, we've got to clear the city.
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I can't evacuate 10 million
people on your suspicions.
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We don't even know if the
bomb's still in Gotham.
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Keep me posted if
you find anything.
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The Joker will be extra cautious.
We'll have to think like him.
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Or recruit someone who does.
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Miss Quinn.
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Don't you knock before
entering a lady's boudoir?
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- I need help.
- Well, you've come to the right place.
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I recommend a lobotomy.
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The Joker's stolen a bomb.
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If I can't get to him in time...
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this city and everyone in it is
going up in a mushroom cloud.
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So you want me to turn
squealer on Mr. J.
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Sorry, B-man, no deal.
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I've talked to Gordon and Dr.
Bartholomew.
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You help me find the Joker, and they'll
write your ticket out of here.
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If you promise no double-cross.
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Shoot, take all the
fun out of life.
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I don't have time for jokes.
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Okay, okay, I promise.
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Shake?
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Oh, the irony of it.
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The grim, stalwart Dark Knight and
his greatest female adversary...
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fighting together
to save the city.
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I sense a lack of trust.
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Sure you don't need any help
keeping zippy under control?
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I'm fine.
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Besides, I need you to be ready
if Gordon's men get any leads.
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- I'll signal if there's trouble.
- You got it.
50
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- I wanna listen to the radio.
- Don't!
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Listen, and listen good.
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You don't touch anything,
say anything...
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or do anything
unless I tell you!
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- Got it?
- Yes, sir.
55
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So far, Joker hasn't been seen
at any of his old hideouts.
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I want you to show me the last
place he used when he escaped.
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Okay.
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This used to be our
special love nest.
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Have a look around while I slip
into something more comfortable.
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No tricks.
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Hey, we have a deal, remember?
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I feel like a human being again.
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Hi, babies! Mommy's home!
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Are you the sweetest babies?
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Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
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How do you like our hacienda?
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Charming.
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Especially these monitors.
69
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Between the cops, city hall and the mayor's
office, Joker has the whole city wired.
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He's a genius.
71
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What's the attraction, Quinn?
72
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This sick infatuation
with the Joker.
73
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Look, Bats, when I
was a doctor...
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I was always listening to
other people's problems.
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Then I met Mr. J., who listened to me
for a change and made everything fun.
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- You think it's funny when he hurts people?
- It's just a joke.
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Hope you're still laughing
when it's your turn.
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Meet us at the Apex
novelty factory.
79
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Quinn says it's an old hideout. But
the Joker may be using it again.
80
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I'm on my way.
81
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- Grab on.
- I can do it myself, thank you.
82
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Sneak, sneak, sneak.
83
00:08:08,374 --> 00:08:09,864
What do you mean:
84
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No one's been in
this dump for years.
85
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Hey, guys, look who I got.
86
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Well, well.
87
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If it ain't the big, bad Batman come to
break up Boxy Bennett's little social club.
88
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It's gonna cost you,
freak, bigtime.
89
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Hi, Boxy.
90
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Long time no see.
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Harley Quinn.
92
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Last I heard, they tossed you in the
squirrel farm and swallowed the key.
93
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What you doing with the Bat?
94
00:09:07,199 --> 00:09:10,828
Oh, come on, you don't think
I was working with Batman?
95
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I know you'd blow us both
away if you thought that.
96
00:09:15,341 --> 00:09:16,740
You thought right, sugar.
97
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- So you ain't seen Mr. J. Around, have you?
- Nope.
98
00:09:24,817 --> 00:09:29,186
I never could figure what a cute number
like yourself saw in a slob like the Joker.
99
00:09:29,355 --> 00:09:32,791
Especially when there are
suave guys like me around.
100
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Now, Boxy.
101
00:09:34,593 --> 00:09:38,256
Sure, my pudding's a
little temperamental.
102
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But, gee, what relationship
doesn't have its ups and downs?
103
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A flat.
104
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I never knew That our
romance had ended.
105
00:10:02,154 --> 00:10:05,487
Until you poisoned my food.
106
00:10:06,258 --> 00:10:09,022
And I thought it was a lark.
107
00:10:09,195 --> 00:10:12,221
When you kicked me in the park.
108
00:10:12,765 --> 00:10:17,327
But now I think it was rude.
109
00:10:18,404 --> 00:10:23,501
I never knew that you
and I were finished.
110
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Until that bottle hit my head.
111
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Though I tried to be aloof.
112
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When you pushed me off the roof.
113
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I feel our romance is dead.
114
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It wouldn't have been so
bad If you had told me.
115
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That someone had taken my place.
116
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But no No, you didn't
even scold me.
117
00:10:54,974 --> 00:10:59,502
You just tried to
disfigure my face.
118
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You'll never know How this
heart of mine is breaking.
119
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It looks so hopeless.
120
00:11:09,055 --> 00:11:14,357
But then life used
to be so placid.
121
00:11:14,527 --> 00:11:17,621
Won't you please put
down that acid?
122
00:11:17,797 --> 00:11:22,791
And say that we're
sweethearts again.
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Yeah.
124
00:11:29,642 --> 00:11:30,734
All right, baby!
125
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All right, B and R!
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Hey, ugly.
127
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They're all working together.
128
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Let's go, Quinn.
129
00:12:08,681 --> 00:12:09,978
Quinn!
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Bombs away!
131
00:12:16,589 --> 00:12:18,079
Yes!
132
00:12:22,695 --> 00:12:25,095
Did you see the way I
handled those creeps?
133
00:12:26,132 --> 00:12:28,794
Batgirl, eat your heart out.
134
00:12:29,068 --> 00:12:31,901
What was she before
she went bonkers?
135
00:12:32,071 --> 00:12:34,631
A clinical psychiatrist.
136
00:12:35,808 --> 00:12:37,435
Figures.
137
00:12:42,848 --> 00:12:44,873
- Any word on the Joker?
- Nothing.
138
00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:48,383
I even checked with Gordon again,
and the mayor still refuses...
139
00:12:48,554 --> 00:12:51,022
to let the cops
evacuate the city.
140
00:12:53,993 --> 00:12:55,756
Oh, it's brilliant.
141
00:12:56,662 --> 00:12:58,823
Way to go, Mr. J.
142
00:12:58,998 --> 00:13:00,465
What are you saying?
143
00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,999
Oh, come on, Bats.
144
00:13:03,169 --> 00:13:06,070
You've seen how my pudding
keeps an eye on Gotham.
145
00:13:06,305 --> 00:13:08,273
What better way to
tie up the cops...
146
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,408
than to tie up the mayor?
147
00:13:31,463 --> 00:13:34,694
See, do I know how Mr.
J. Thinks, or what?
148
00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:39,532
And here you thought I was just
another bubble-headed, blond bimbo.
149
00:13:39,705 --> 00:13:40,967
Well, the joke's on you.
150
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,370
I'm not even a real blond.
151
00:13:45,477 --> 00:13:47,069
Good job.
152
00:13:49,215 --> 00:13:50,215
Hey!
153
00:13:53,319 --> 00:13:56,880
- What gives?
- I can't risk you warning the Joker.
154
00:13:57,489 --> 00:14:00,390
Would I do a thing like that?
155
00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:02,720
Hey, let me out! Come on!
156
00:14:05,297 --> 00:14:08,391
Boy, you just can't
trust some people.
157
00:14:16,408 --> 00:14:20,538
Nothing like a moonlight dip, eh, Mr.
Mayor?
158
00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:25,412
Please, just make your ransom
demands and get on with it.
159
00:14:26,118 --> 00:14:28,678
Oh, no ransom this time, Hammy.
160
00:14:28,854 --> 00:14:31,687
- You can't mean...
- Oh, yes, indeed-y do.
161
00:14:31,857 --> 00:14:36,692
Instead of taking you, the cops
and the Batman down separately...
162
00:14:36,862 --> 00:14:39,194
I'm going to blast
you all at once.
163
00:14:40,499 --> 00:14:42,729
Send down the plane, boys.
164
00:14:42,901 --> 00:14:44,869
We're blowing town.
165
00:14:45,037 --> 00:14:46,834
Literally.
166
00:14:47,006 --> 00:14:48,268
Yes, sir.
167
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,704
But all those innocent people.
168
00:14:50,876 --> 00:14:52,867
Some joke on them, eh?
169
00:14:53,045 --> 00:14:56,276
Think of it as the
ultimate punch line.
170
00:15:38,557 --> 00:15:39,922
What? Hey!
171
00:15:44,496 --> 00:15:48,830
Gee, it's amazing what you find
in people's glove compartments.
172
00:15:49,134 --> 00:15:50,362
Harley?
173
00:15:50,536 --> 00:15:51,764
Hi, pudding.
174
00:15:51,937 --> 00:15:53,165
Miss me?
175
00:15:55,441 --> 00:15:57,932
You clever little minx.
176
00:15:58,110 --> 00:16:00,237
How did you escape from Arkham?
177
00:16:00,412 --> 00:16:03,404
Batman sprung me so
I could find you.
178
00:16:03,582 --> 00:16:07,609
Had me all locked up in
his bad old car too.
179
00:16:09,154 --> 00:16:11,145
Quinn, we had a deal!
180
00:16:11,323 --> 00:16:16,727
Deal's off, B-man. No one ever
said anything about hurting Mr. J.
181
00:16:35,547 --> 00:16:38,311
Ten-minute countdown
sequence has been engaged.
182
00:16:38,484 --> 00:16:40,042
Oh, my Lord.
183
00:16:40,219 --> 00:16:41,447
Come, my dear.
184
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:45,647
We'll get to a safe altitude,
then watch the fireworks.
185
00:16:45,824 --> 00:16:47,553
It's lucky you
were here, Harley.
186
00:16:47,726 --> 00:16:50,661
The countdown sequence didn't
leave Joker enough time...
187
00:16:50,829 --> 00:16:54,287
to swing by Arkham and pick you up.
- Quiet, brat.
188
00:16:54,466 --> 00:16:57,264
You were gonna come back for
me, weren't you, pudding?
189
00:16:57,436 --> 00:16:59,836
Of course, pumpkin pie.
190
00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:02,439
It's just that...
Well, here you are...
191
00:17:02,608 --> 00:17:05,543
so I can save myself a trip.
192
00:17:05,711 --> 00:17:07,338
But what about all our friends?
193
00:17:07,513 --> 00:17:12,678
Ivy and Two Face and hat guy and
lizard man and puppet head and...
194
00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:14,079
What about them?
195
00:17:14,253 --> 00:17:15,914
Don't forget your little pets.
196
00:17:16,822 --> 00:17:20,519
The babies! We can't
leave the babies!
197
00:17:20,692 --> 00:17:22,557
I'll buy you a goldfish.
198
00:17:22,728 --> 00:17:25,128
- Let's go!
- No!
199
00:17:25,297 --> 00:17:26,889
Why, you little...
200
00:17:51,557 --> 00:17:53,525
You know, Bats, I
got a crazy idea...
201
00:17:53,692 --> 00:17:57,890
Mr. J. May not be the
guy for me after all.
202
00:18:37,603 --> 00:18:41,130
- Go around again!
- But, boss...
203
00:18:43,842 --> 00:18:46,709
- I said, do it!
- Yes, sir.
204
00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:00,886
Made it with time to spare.
205
00:19:29,488 --> 00:19:33,720
That bomb's going off
even if I go with it!
206
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:46,164
Laugh this off, pudding!
207
00:20:44,429 --> 00:20:47,921
- Freeze, clown.
- Quinn, stop!
208
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,929
He's mine, Bats.
209
00:20:54,506 --> 00:20:56,997
You wouldn't dare.
210
00:20:58,310 --> 00:20:59,971
You don't have the guts.
211
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,241
Not in a million
years would you...
212
00:21:24,236 --> 00:21:27,433
Baby, you're the greatest.
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00:22:10,949 --> 00:22:12,940
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