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"Mysterious arsonist strikes again.
Police baffled."

2
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- Look, they got a shot of Batman.
- Where?

3
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There.

4
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Okay, sport, you can
move the light now.

5
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- It is him.
- Awesome.

6
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They never get a shot of Batman.
He's too quick.

7
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Well, if the Dark Knight's on
the case, arson boy's history.

8
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And the Batman doesn't
take prisoners.

9
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The way I hear it,
he isn't even human.

10
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He's like a giant pterodactyl-beast
with big fangs and talons.

11
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And when he sees a bad guy, he swoops
down from the sky and carries them off.

12
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Reality check, Nick.

13
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My uncle knows Batman. He
says he's really nice.

14
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- Nice?
- Yeah, right.

15
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No, I mean it. He
says Batman's neat.

16
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He's got a lot of cool equipment,
and he and Robin are real funny.

17
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- And my dad's a spy with the CIA.
- I'm serious.

18
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See, my uncle was the guard
at the Walker Music Center.

19
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<i>Sing a song of larceny
Sing it round the town.</i>

20
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<i>Joker's stealing laughter
And Batman's going down.</i>

21
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<i>The comedy is finished.</i>

22
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The Joker. I better
stay on my toes.

23
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"Better stay on my toes"? He
actually said that, out loud?

24
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I don't know. This is
how my uncle tells it.

25
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- Just let Matt tell the story.
- Okay...

26
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so he runs through the center,
making sure everything's locked up.

27
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What the...?

28
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Thank you, good fellow. So
kind of you to get the door.

29
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Who says chivalry is dead?

30
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Ah, the arts.

31
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Mother always said I had talent.

32
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Well?

33
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- Oh, yeah. That was good.
- Yeah. All right.

34
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Thank you. You're too kind.

35
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Truth be told, strings never were my
section. I'm much better on the keys.

36
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Hold it right there, Joker.

37
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- Batman.
- We got your clue about stealing laughter.

38
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"The comedy is finished."

39
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<i>A famous line from Pagliacci,
the opera about a sad clown.</i>

40
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It was your twisted way of saying
you'd steal the original score.

41
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Now we're gonna make
our own clown cry.

42
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Get them.

43
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Not much of a dancer, are you?

44
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Now you've got the beat.

45
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I win.

46
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Robin.

47
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Oh, very good. I'll have
to make a note of that.

48
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Tie them up with
those bow hairs.

49
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I'm not done fiddling
with them yet.

50
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Now for my next number, I'd like
to do a little ditty for you...

51
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that I've been working on for...
Oh, it seems like years.

52
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I call it "Bat-hoven's
Last Movement."

53
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For some, I'm afraid,
it may hit a sour note.

54
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Roll, Robin.

55
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Thank you. Thank you.

56
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No!

57
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Good thing we thought to
wear our earplugs, Batman.

58
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He's getting away.

59
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My ears!

60
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Call the police so they can
round up these clowns.

61
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Well done, old chum.

62
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"Old chum"? You
gotta be kidding.

63
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The whole story's bogus. Your
uncle was asleep half the time.

64
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Well, like I said,
that's how he tells it.

65
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Hey, who's talking about Batman?
I love Batman.

66
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All those muscles, the tight
rubber armor and that flashy car.

67
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- I heard it can drive up walls.
- Yeah, sure, Joel.

68
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- Hey, what happened to Kozy's?
- The arsonist happened.

69
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You should have seen the fire.
It was fabulous.

70
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Wonder if there's any clues.

71
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- We should get out of here.
- Batman wouldn't run.

72
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How do you know?

73
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Because I know what he's really like.
You guys are both totally clueless.

74
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First of all, Batman's real old, like,
about 50. And second, Robin's a girl.

75
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Spill it, chicken legs.
Where's the bat?

76
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Back off, man. I'll waste her.
Believe me, I'll do it!

77
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- I believe you.
- Figured I had all night, boss?

78
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Your leader.

79
00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:06,839
They think we a gang. They
think we just noisy kids.

80
00:11:07,007 --> 00:11:11,569
But soon, they see we are the future.
We are the law!

81
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- See, Don, leader's riffing now.
- Leader's Billy Berserk, man.

82
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I myself will kill
the fool Batman.

83
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I will rip the meat from his
bones and suck them dry.

84
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Gotham City belongs
to the mutants!

85
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They don't even wait for an order.
Kids these days. No respect.

86
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Rubber bullets. Honest.

87
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Batman!

88
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I call you coward. Come out and
face your death like a man!

89
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I kill you. I eat your heart. I
show you who rules Gotham City.

90
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Okay, son.

91
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Show me.

92
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I kill you now. And
Gotham City is mine.

93
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- Leader's bugging.
- Leader peg Batman, you see.

94
00:15:02,742 --> 00:15:04,107
He dusted.

95
00:15:09,149 --> 00:15:13,051
You don't get it, son.
This isn't a trash heap.

96
00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:14,778
It's an operating table.

97
00:15:17,657 --> 00:15:20,524
And I'm the surgeon.

98
00:15:22,262 --> 00:15:24,196
Gotta love him.

99
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- Cool.
- And that's what Batman's really like.

100
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- It's late. My mom's gonna kill me.
- Yeah, I should head back too.

101
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Hey, it's him.

102
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Come on.

103
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I think he went in here.

104
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- I don't know about this.
- Come on, this could be his headquarters.

105
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What's he doing?

106
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Firefly.

107
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- We gotta tell Batman.
- My bat signal.

108
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- The batteries are dead.
- You think?

109
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Who's there?

110
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Show yourself.

111
00:17:09,769 --> 00:17:13,068
Kids. Tough break.
Hope you like it hot.

112
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He got my signal.

113
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I'd heard you were setting
fires for money, Lynns.

114
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A little pressure, and your
client gave up where you'd be.

115
00:17:44,504 --> 00:17:47,405
I thought insurance fraud
was too common for you.

116
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Fires need fuel.
Chemicals are expensive.

117
00:18:00,987 --> 00:18:04,787
That's it. You've gotten in
my way for the last time.

118
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Sorry to put you out.

119
00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:14,366
Yeah.

120
00:18:39,526 --> 00:18:40,925
Go!

121
00:18:53,106 --> 00:18:54,801
Come on!

122
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,042
Looks like someone
left us a present.

123
00:19:09,522 --> 00:19:12,958
He's gonna fry up there. I
need a ladder over here. Now.

124
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,886
Yeah, you get right on that.

125
00:19:16,429 --> 00:19:18,989
Now, who made the 911 on this?

126
00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:28,037
See? He was just like I said.

127
00:19:29,743 --> 00:19:32,610
- What are you talking about?
- Did you see the way he fought?

128
00:19:32,779 --> 00:19:34,770
Yeah, but he also had
that foam thing.

129
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And when he flew away at the end,
I'm telling you, he's not human.

130
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- Get off it. He's human.
- I don't know, I thought I saw fangs.

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