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Get ready, ladies.

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- Over here!
- Over here!

3
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Any prospects on the
horizon, Susan?

4
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Excuse me.

5
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Ma'am, can I get a shot of you with
the fellow that caught the garter?

6
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He's right over there.

7
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You two just stand right there.

8
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Move in a little closer, please.
And, sir?

9
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Could you hold that garter
just a little bit higher?

10
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- I hate these things.
- Me too.

11
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And with pantyhose, who
needs them anymore?

12
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- I meant, these big formal affairs.
- I knew what you meant.

13
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I was just trying to make you laugh.
You seem so grim.

14
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- I've heard that said before.
- Bruce.

15
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I see you've met
Michael's friend Susan.

16
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I have. And if friends are any indication,
you've made an excellent choice, Veronica.

17
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Yes, I think number
four will be the charm.

18
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I'd have introduced you
sooner, but it was so sudden.

19
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A two-week courtship? Why
would you call that sudden?

20
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- It was chemistry, Bruce.
- Maybe someday it'll happen to you.

21
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Come on, Veronica. You know me.

22
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- I hate slow-dancing.
- You might find it useful someday.

23
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Then again, maybe not.

24
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There's my ride. See you, Barb.

25
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You came just at the right time.

26
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For you perhaps, but apparently
not for Master Bruce.

27
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Did you hear me?
Are you listening?

28
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I said, those four guys we've been looking
for just went into that store down there.

29
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I heard you.

30
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That's it? This is all you got?
Where's the rest?

31
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There is no more. It
was a slow night.

32
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See if he's telling the truth.

33
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You know how.

34
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Now, I got me a hostage...

35
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and we're getting out of here.

36
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I said there were four
of them, remember? Four.

37
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- He's acting weird, Alfred.
- With him, how does one tell?

38
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Trust me, I know. It's like his
mind is somewhere else tonight.

39
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- Where do you suppose he went?
- Who knows.

40
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But I'll bet it's
real important.

41
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I was so glad you called. I've been
thinking about you a lot since the wedding.

42
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- I've been thinking about you too.
- Never thought I'd hear from you.

43
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- Why is that?
- Aren't you the one who's always so busy?

44
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I guess I did say
that, didn't I?

45
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But I have a feeling all
that's about to change.

46
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- My favorite. How'd you know?
- Lucky guess.

47
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Everything's changed for
me these last few weeks.

48
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The pain of my
parents' deaths...

49
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it's still there, but
it seems smaller.

50
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- And there's a new feeling now.
- Which would be?

51
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It's a lightness, a sense that
things will work out for the best.

52
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- It's called happiness.
- Whatever it is, I like it.

53
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And I know who's
responsible for it.

54
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I've asked Susan to marry me.
She's accepted.

55
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- She's everything I need. She's perfect.
- There's just one problem:

56
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That.

57
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How you gonna keep it from her?

58
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I won't have to.

59
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I always assumed that
sooner or later...

60
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the three of you would get all this.
Well, it's gonna be sooner.

61
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I'm not going to
be Batman anymore.

62
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A toast to Mr. And Mrs.
Bruce Wayne.

63
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May you always be as happy
as you are right now.

64
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- Hear, hear.
- Right on.

65
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It's so much like a fairy tale.
Except for one thing.

66
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- What's that?
- Veronica.

67
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The person who introduced
us didn't show up.

68
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Well, you know Ronnie.

69
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- I give it a month.
- You don't think the marriage will last?

70
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Not that. I'm saying he'll have
the costume on again in a month.

71
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I don't think so. He's changed.

72
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- Yeah, right.
- Anyone can change and settle down.

73
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- Even you.
- Don't get your hopes up.

74
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As if.

75
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Where you headed
for the honeymoon?

76
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We've chartered a yacht with
some other newlyweds. We...

77
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Master Bruce. There's
a phone call for you.

78
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- Alfred, it's my wedding day.
- It's an emergency. Ms. Vreeland.

79
00:08:05,037 --> 00:08:07,335
Veronica? Is
everything all right?

80
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No, it's Michael. Something's wrong!
Something terrible!

81
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- What, Veronica? Tell me.
- You're not gonna believe me, but...

82
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But what? Hello?

83
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Hello? Veronica!

84
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- What is it?
- She's in trouble.

85
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- I know this is our party, but...
- She needs you.

86
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You won't mind?

87
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She's your friend. Go.

88
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How'd you get to be so perfect?

89
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- What did you tell him about me?
- Nothing. I swear.

90
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Liar!

91
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I wouldn't try it. Latest thing in
home security. They'll fry you.

92
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Veronica! It's Bruce!

93
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Veronica!

94
00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:29,908
- How is she?
- The doctors hope...

95
00:10:30,082 --> 00:10:33,245
she'll regain consciousness in a few hours.
Where have you been?

96
00:10:33,418 --> 00:10:37,149
I was at a meeting. When I came
back, the house was in ashes.

97
00:10:37,322 --> 00:10:41,156
- I was afraid that...
- I got there just as the fire started.

98
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We were lucky.

99
00:10:44,162 --> 00:10:47,029
Any idea why she called me?
Some sort of problem?

100
00:10:47,199 --> 00:10:51,533
- Problem? No, everything was fine.
- Well, that's another mystery, then.

101
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- Another?
- Investigators think the fire was arson.

102
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- Someone's trying to kill her?
- Maybe.

103
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But they're not going to. I've hired some
security guards to keep an eye on her.

104
00:11:01,947 --> 00:11:06,281
- I know that'll be a big relief for you.
- Yeah.

105
00:11:06,451 --> 00:11:10,717
I'll be calling in soon.
Take care of her, Michael.

106
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You two keep tabs on him. I've
got a honeymoon cruise to take.

107
00:12:00,005 --> 00:12:03,463
- What are you doing here?
- Ivy, I had to talk to you.

108
00:12:03,642 --> 00:12:05,542
You're supposed to
be with Vreeland.

109
00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:09,339
Something went wrong. I...
I tried to kill her.

110
00:12:10,849 --> 00:12:14,512
Who told you to do that? We were going
to wait for the cruise, remember?

111
00:12:14,953 --> 00:12:18,116
Ivy, I didn't mean to jump the
gun, but there was no choice.

112
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She was getting suspicious.

113
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- What did she have to be suspicious about?
- This.

114
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I'm changing back.

115
00:12:29,401 --> 00:12:32,302
If it's happening to you, it'll
happen to the others too.

116
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I don't have as much
time as I thought.

117
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What about me? Veronica knows.

118
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Consider this your annulment.
Now, come with me.

119
00:13:03,835 --> 00:13:07,066
- Did you see the...?
- Yeah. And we've got a boat to catch.

120
00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:08,938
Hey!

121
00:13:09,107 --> 00:13:10,369
I can't move.

122
00:13:15,347 --> 00:13:17,406
That's not all.

123
00:13:36,868 --> 00:13:39,564
Give me your hand.
I'll pull us out.

124
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From bad to worse.

125
00:14:07,232 --> 00:14:09,826
Yep, just the way I planned it.

126
00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:14,435
Better hope we can find some
more of this stuff. Lots more.

127
00:14:20,245 --> 00:14:23,373
I was always afraid a relationship
would require too much time...

128
00:14:23,548 --> 00:14:27,848
and too many compromises. But with
Susan, it's all been so effortless.

129
00:14:28,019 --> 00:14:31,853
Same with Marie. I feel like I'm
the luckiest man in the world...

130
00:14:32,023 --> 00:14:35,254
every time I look into those
great big green eyes of hers.

131
00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:38,021
Christine's eyes are green too.

132
00:14:38,196 --> 00:14:40,164
Never thought I'd
find anyone like her.

133
00:14:40,332 --> 00:14:43,665
You see, I'm one of those compulsive types.
Everything in its place.

134
00:14:43,835 --> 00:14:45,735
What woman would
put up with that?

135
00:14:45,904 --> 00:14:48,099
But Christine got with
the program right away.

136
00:14:48,273 --> 00:14:52,073
That's nothing. I hate spending money.
Who'd tolerate that?

137
00:14:52,244 --> 00:14:57,204
But Marie squeezes a dime even
harder than I do. She's perfect.

138
00:14:57,382 --> 00:14:59,350
Yeah, perfect.

139
00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:02,714
You're awfully quiet, Wayne.
Wayne?

140
00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:05,679
Why are you interrogating
me like this?

141
00:15:05,857 --> 00:15:08,587
Too much perfection. And
too many green eyes.

142
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,887
- What are you talking about?
- Let's just say...

143
00:15:11,062 --> 00:15:14,964
I wanna know more about you. Where you
came from, your friends, your relatives.

144
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:17,125
You're just being silly.

145
00:15:22,874 --> 00:15:25,399
You're not leaving this
cabin until you tell me.

146
00:15:26,311 --> 00:15:27,938
Well?

147
00:15:32,183 --> 00:15:33,582
What are you?

148
00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:39,215
Why, Bruce, I'm your wife.

149
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,293
This is Poison Ivy's
work, isn't it?

150
00:15:50,468 --> 00:15:54,837
She must've grown you in her lab, then
coated you with the pheromones she uses.

151
00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:59,333
The pheromones were just to get your
attention. After that, it was all me.

152
00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:04,341
The perfect wife. So
giving, so understanding.

153
00:16:06,384 --> 00:16:09,512
I should've known.
It was too easy.

154
00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:11,679
Relationships aren't
supposed to be easy.

155
00:16:12,290 --> 00:16:14,349
Even I know that, and
I'm just a vegetable.

156
00:16:48,493 --> 00:16:52,554
Open this door now! How dare
you treat your wife this way!

157
00:16:56,434 --> 00:16:58,493
- What's going on?
- The seaweed.

158
00:16:58,670 --> 00:17:01,434
I've never seen
anything like it.

159
00:17:20,024 --> 00:17:23,790
What is this? Who are you?
What do you want?

160
00:17:24,662 --> 00:17:27,927
No time for fighting. No
time for anything, in fact.

161
00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:30,260
This ship doesn't
have much longer.

162
00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:38,666
Relax, relax. You're not going to drown.
Well, not all of you anyway.

163
00:17:38,843 --> 00:17:43,212
As I speak, my seaweed's
crushing your hull.

164
00:17:43,615 --> 00:17:48,712
Soon, the cold seawater will
hit your hot boiler and:

165
00:17:50,054 --> 00:17:52,181
Now, I know a lot of
you are thinking:

166
00:17:52,357 --> 00:17:56,555
"Who's going to take care of
my vast industrial complex?"

167
00:17:57,362 --> 00:17:58,590
The answer is:

168
00:17:58,763 --> 00:18:02,199
Your mates. I worked long
and hard to create them.

169
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:05,803
Perfect mates. And soon
perfect heirs and heiresses.

170
00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:10,566
Once they have your fortunes,
I'll have your fortunes.

171
00:18:11,643 --> 00:18:16,512
- Time to disembark.
- So long, cheapskate.

172
00:18:29,928 --> 00:18:31,987
So how's the honeymoon?

173
00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:40,103
Wait. Where's Susan Wayne?

174
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,873
Find her. Now!

175
00:18:48,246 --> 00:18:52,114
Are we just gonna stand here
while she does this to us?

176
00:19:03,461 --> 00:19:05,656
Eat trichloroethane,
broccoli boy.

177
00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:14,701
Time for a good-night kiss.

178
00:19:20,678 --> 00:19:22,009
So you're here too.

179
00:19:37,695 --> 00:19:39,322
Pucker up.

180
00:19:39,497 --> 00:19:40,862
Kiss this.

181
00:20:00,084 --> 00:20:01,745
We're sinking. Come on.

182
00:20:08,693 --> 00:20:09,955
Go!

183
00:20:21,873 --> 00:20:23,306
Help me!

184
00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:24,257
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