1 00:00:05,487 --> 00:00:08,255 Captioning made possible by Warner bros. 2 00:01:30,905 --> 00:01:34,008 It's amazing how many friends you can buy with a rich stepfather. 3 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:36,777 Is it possible that we're just a teeny bit jealous? 4 00:01:36,779 --> 00:01:37,878 Maybe. 5 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,514 Talk, talk, talk. Let's dance. 6 00:01:43,151 --> 00:01:46,520 You sure don't do anything halfway, big Jim. 7 00:01:46,522 --> 00:01:49,690 Heh. There's no reason the Tate family shouldn't have the best, 8 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,325 and as long as I'm around, 9 00:01:51,327 --> 00:01:53,393 that's what it's gonna have. 10 00:01:54,929 --> 00:01:56,664 Jim: Laid off?! 11 00:01:56,666 --> 00:02:00,468 Paxton powers wants to move the light weapons division into new areas. 12 00:02:00,470 --> 00:02:03,837 You mean he wants to dump me and hire someone else at a lower salary? 13 00:02:03,839 --> 00:02:05,906 I won't dignify that with an answer. 14 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:07,642 Due to recent market reversals, 15 00:02:07,644 --> 00:02:10,277 your severance package, alas, will be modest. 16 00:02:10,279 --> 00:02:12,246 I built that division up from nothing. 17 00:02:12,248 --> 00:02:16,150 I was in special forces. I've got degrees in electronic and engineering! 18 00:02:16,152 --> 00:02:18,151 They'll have to hire 2 people to replace me. 19 00:02:18,153 --> 00:02:19,387 Take it easy, Jim. 20 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,655 Look, Karen, I just got married. 21 00:02:21,657 --> 00:02:23,457 I'm remodeling the house. I've got alimony. 22 00:02:23,459 --> 00:02:24,992 Things are tight. 23 00:02:24,994 --> 00:02:27,694 I mean, you started out as my assistant. 24 00:02:27,696 --> 00:02:30,464 Put in a word for me. Let me outsource as a consultant 25 00:02:30,466 --> 00:02:32,166 until I can find something else. 26 00:02:34,002 --> 00:02:35,502 There's nothing I can do. 27 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:43,577 But the electrical contractor comes tomorrow, 28 00:02:43,579 --> 00:02:46,714 and I've got to get a check to Mr. Sweem for the new drapes. 29 00:02:46,716 --> 00:02:48,382 What can I do to help, dad? 30 00:02:48,384 --> 00:02:50,451 Hey, everyone stop right now. 31 00:02:50,453 --> 00:02:52,653 You're looking at the best weapons designer around. 32 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:55,056 Other companies are already bidding for me. 33 00:02:55,058 --> 00:02:57,457 This layoff is a huge blessing. 34 00:02:57,459 --> 00:02:59,226 Now, let's stop all this panic 35 00:02:59,228 --> 00:03:00,394 and go out to dinner. 36 00:03:00,396 --> 00:03:02,163 Jared's buying. 37 00:03:02,165 --> 00:03:05,899 Sorry, Jim, but the military's cutting back. 38 00:03:05,901 --> 00:03:08,535 Hey, I'm lucky to have a job. 39 00:03:08,537 --> 00:03:11,238 We've got a project coming up you'd be perfect for. 40 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,140 Can you hang on for 18 months? 41 00:03:15,843 --> 00:03:17,044 What can I say, Jim? 42 00:03:17,046 --> 00:03:18,879 These cutbacks affect everyone. 43 00:03:18,881 --> 00:03:20,982 Force tech can't afford to bring you on board. 44 00:03:20,984 --> 00:03:23,050 Force tech has a short memory, istvan. 45 00:03:23,052 --> 00:03:25,786 I've helped you guys out before, under the table. 46 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:27,921 And we paid you generously. 47 00:03:27,923 --> 00:03:30,958 Of course, there are certain 48 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,260 unofficial job opportunities. 49 00:03:33,262 --> 00:03:35,162 Like what? 50 00:03:35,164 --> 00:03:37,797 You once mentioned a sonic wave device 51 00:03:37,799 --> 00:03:39,200 that could shatter steel, 52 00:03:39,202 --> 00:03:41,301 the perfect anti-tank weapon. 53 00:03:41,303 --> 00:03:44,438 I designed it, but Wayne-powers passed on a prototype. 54 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,341 Force tech has contacts with a certain foreign government 55 00:03:47,343 --> 00:03:49,576 that is, oh... 56 00:03:49,578 --> 00:03:51,879 Temporarily in disfavor with the world community. 57 00:03:51,881 --> 00:03:53,547 If you were to build them a prototype, 58 00:03:53,549 --> 00:03:55,382 they would be embarrassingly grateful. 59 00:03:55,384 --> 00:03:57,218 [Sighs] It's not that easy. 60 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:58,919 I'd have to steal the specifications 61 00:03:58,921 --> 00:04:00,587 and build the thing from scratch. 62 00:04:00,589 --> 00:04:03,023 I understand, Jim. If it's too much, 63 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:05,926 you can always go live on your modest severance package, 64 00:04:05,928 --> 00:04:07,527 but our client won't wait 65 00:04:07,529 --> 00:04:09,063 and neither will I. 66 00:04:09,065 --> 00:04:10,463 I need an answer now. 67 00:04:16,805 --> 00:04:18,672 [Alarm] 68 00:04:52,207 --> 00:04:54,040 [Sirens] 69 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:24,538 Yeah! 70 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:25,939 [Thud] 71 00:05:35,249 --> 00:05:36,550 Unh! 72 00:05:36,552 --> 00:05:38,285 Ah! 73 00:06:41,950 --> 00:06:43,850 You're going to jail. 74 00:06:43,852 --> 00:06:45,652 Easy or hard, it's up to you. 75 00:06:45,654 --> 00:06:48,455 Here's a tip: Hard isn't fun. 76 00:06:48,457 --> 00:06:49,957 Unh! 77 00:06:57,398 --> 00:06:58,832 Unh! 78 00:07:00,602 --> 00:07:02,169 Aah! 79 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:04,905 Aah! 80 00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:06,673 Unh! Oh... 81 00:07:08,977 --> 00:07:10,577 Oh. 82 00:07:48,850 --> 00:07:50,784 Unh! 83 00:08:06,801 --> 00:08:08,435 [Sirens] 84 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,777 [Car horn honking] 85 00:08:21,682 --> 00:08:24,518 Untraceable, tax-free. 86 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:25,953 A small down payment. 87 00:08:25,955 --> 00:08:27,554 Not bad. 88 00:08:27,556 --> 00:08:29,990 I still need to swipe a high capacity circuit board. 89 00:08:29,992 --> 00:08:32,258 You made quite an impression on the web. 90 00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:34,661 They're already calling you "the human armory." 91 00:08:34,663 --> 00:08:36,596 You build this stuff, you test it, 92 00:08:36,598 --> 00:08:39,366 but you always wonder how it'll work when the pressure's on. 93 00:08:39,368 --> 00:08:40,633 Are you satisfied? 94 00:08:40,635 --> 00:08:42,102 It was like war. 95 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,904 It is a war, Jim. 96 00:08:43,906 --> 00:08:47,308 Every great conflict is centered around economic struggle. 97 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:49,710 Your personal battle for financial security 98 00:08:49,712 --> 00:08:51,278 is no different. 99 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,447 Tell that to Batman. He almost got me. 100 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:56,249 You may have to take him out. 101 00:08:56,251 --> 00:08:59,152 After all, wars have their casualties. 102 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:09,195 Still no official comment from Wayne-powers regarding last week's break-in. 103 00:09:09,197 --> 00:09:11,064 However, sources state that armory 104 00:09:11,066 --> 00:09:13,100 may have accessed top-secret research files. 105 00:09:13,102 --> 00:09:15,368 I told those dummies to beef-up security. 106 00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:16,736 Jim, honey, 107 00:09:16,738 --> 00:09:19,439 Mr. sweem wants to knock out that old rock fireplace 108 00:09:19,441 --> 00:09:21,475 and put in Italian marble. 109 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:24,511 I wasn't sure I'd like it, but he faxed over these designs... 110 00:09:24,513 --> 00:09:25,679 I don't care. 111 00:09:25,681 --> 00:09:27,247 It's just that, even discounted, 112 00:09:27,249 --> 00:09:29,649 the marble is going to be 20% above the bid, not including... 113 00:09:29,673 --> 00:09:31,172 I don't care! 114 00:09:33,588 --> 00:09:36,857 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to snap. 115 00:09:36,859 --> 00:09:40,160 Whatever you want, hon, I'm sure it'll look great. 116 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:42,395 I think I'll get some work done out back. 117 00:09:42,397 --> 00:09:43,630 See you later. 118 00:09:48,436 --> 00:09:49,869 How about this? 119 00:09:49,871 --> 00:09:52,906 "Men with little heads"? Too retro. 120 00:09:54,475 --> 00:09:56,744 I guess we don't say "hi" anymore. 121 00:09:56,746 --> 00:09:58,579 Oh, Terry, sorry. 122 00:09:58,581 --> 00:10:00,414 I was thinkin' about stuff. 123 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:01,681 I bet. 124 00:10:01,683 --> 00:10:03,683 Where does the man who has everything put it all? 125 00:10:03,685 --> 00:10:05,452 What is your problem? 126 00:10:05,454 --> 00:10:07,354 Take it easy. I was just kidding. 127 00:10:09,757 --> 00:10:12,492 Sorry. Sometimes she really ticks me off. 128 00:10:12,494 --> 00:10:13,927 You ok? 129 00:10:13,929 --> 00:10:15,929 Yeah, fine. 130 00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:17,297 What's the matter? 131 00:10:17,299 --> 00:10:19,232 It's my stepdad. 132 00:10:19,234 --> 00:10:20,634 He's acting very un-shway. 133 00:10:20,636 --> 00:10:22,602 Layoffs hit people hard. 134 00:10:22,604 --> 00:10:25,572 Tell me. He's got a workshop. It's become his new home. 135 00:10:25,574 --> 00:10:26,973 Mom and I aren't allowed in. 136 00:10:26,975 --> 00:10:29,743 He's pushing us out of his life. It's not like him. 137 00:10:29,745 --> 00:10:31,378 He's just depressed. Give him some time. 138 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,712 He'll snap out of it. 139 00:10:32,714 --> 00:10:34,147 I guess so. 140 00:10:35,483 --> 00:10:38,618 What's with Jared, the bond market crash? 141 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:40,520 His dad's a light weapons expert. 142 00:10:40,522 --> 00:10:43,056 He gets laid off. Suddenly Wayne-powers is burglarized 143 00:10:43,058 --> 00:10:45,538 by a guy with enough equipment to stand off a marine battalion. 144 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,693 Armory? 145 00:10:46,695 --> 00:10:47,995 I gotta make sure. 146 00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:54,461 Cop: Huh? What? Hey! 147 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,830 What hit us... Electromagnets? 148 00:11:56,832 --> 00:11:59,132 I don't know, but it took out our power. 149 00:12:41,008 --> 00:12:42,008 Uhh! 150 00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:45,679 [Grunting] 151 00:12:57,258 --> 00:12:59,292 [Tires screech] 152 00:14:09,764 --> 00:14:12,398 Get outta here! Move! Move! 153 00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:36,723 [Tires screech] 154 00:15:39,854 --> 00:15:42,255 What are you doing in dad's drawer? 155 00:15:42,257 --> 00:15:43,623 Just borrowing some socks. 156 00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:45,025 Did he say when he was getting back? 157 00:15:45,049 --> 00:15:47,817 No. He thought the meeting could run pretty late. 158 00:16:15,089 --> 00:16:16,990 [Tires screech] 159 00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:19,426 [Car doors open and close] 160 00:16:19,428 --> 00:16:21,268 Hegedes: The client is very excited about this, 161 00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:23,362 the possibilities of this new weapon of yours... 162 00:16:23,364 --> 00:16:25,364 Must've left the lights on. 163 00:16:25,366 --> 00:16:28,068 The war room. 164 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,635 Very shway. 165 00:16:29,637 --> 00:16:32,338 You shouldn't be here, hegedes. 166 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:33,673 Hegedes: Plans change. 167 00:16:33,675 --> 00:16:36,476 My principals have pushed the deadline forward. 168 00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:38,478 Jim: I just have to install this circuit board, 169 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,846 then pay up, and we're finished, 170 00:16:39,848 --> 00:16:41,247 and I mean it, hegedes. 171 00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:43,116 Whatever you like, Jim, 172 00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:46,253 but I thought you enjoyed being armory. 173 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,823 Let's just say it got a little too thrilling tonight. 174 00:16:49,825 --> 00:16:50,991 There. 175 00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:52,859 Ah! 176 00:16:54,595 --> 00:16:55,862 Let go! 177 00:16:55,864 --> 00:16:57,430 Unh! 178 00:16:57,432 --> 00:16:59,666 Jared? Take your hands off him. 179 00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:02,035 Don't do me any favors, armory. 180 00:17:02,037 --> 00:17:03,336 Jared... 181 00:17:03,338 --> 00:17:05,504 Mom and I were worried sick about you, 182 00:17:05,506 --> 00:17:08,474 but I guess blowing up the town comes first, you dreg. 183 00:17:08,476 --> 00:17:10,076 This is very bad. 184 00:17:10,078 --> 00:17:11,478 You'd better do something. 185 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,579 Back off. 186 00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:13,947 Son, listen to me. 187 00:17:18,886 --> 00:17:20,019 Listen! 188 00:17:20,021 --> 00:17:21,621 I heard shouting. What's going on? 189 00:17:27,395 --> 00:17:28,628 Armory? 190 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,230 Please, Lorraine, I had to. 191 00:17:30,232 --> 00:17:31,832 No! 192 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,201 Don't you see? I did this for you! 193 00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:35,368 For both of you. 194 00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:36,870 I had to! 195 00:17:36,872 --> 00:17:39,306 There was no other way. I was going to lose everything. 196 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,074 You wouldn't have lost us. 197 00:17:41,076 --> 00:17:42,942 You did this for yourself, Jim. 198 00:17:42,944 --> 00:17:45,044 All your high talk and big money. 199 00:17:45,046 --> 00:17:46,813 You lied to us, and now... 200 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,781 Listen, baby, it's over. 201 00:17:48,783 --> 00:17:50,817 This was just a stopgap. That's all. 202 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,486 A way to get over the hump. It's gonna be ok. 203 00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:55,788 How? 'Cause no one knows? 204 00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,324 I know. Jared knows. 205 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,657 How in the name of heaven 206 00:17:58,659 --> 00:18:00,426 is this ever gonna be ok? 207 00:18:00,428 --> 00:18:01,460 [Wham] 208 00:18:01,462 --> 00:18:02,929 What's that? 209 00:18:02,931 --> 00:18:04,364 Look at your security camera. 210 00:18:07,101 --> 00:18:08,601 Batman? 211 00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:10,836 There's no way he followed me. 212 00:18:12,005 --> 00:18:13,873 Let's see if he wants to drop in. 213 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,241 Istvan, no! 214 00:18:18,545 --> 00:18:20,247 Unh! 215 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:29,655 I'm sorry, Jim, but either he goes or we go. 216 00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:49,275 Dad, no! 217 00:18:49,277 --> 00:18:52,312 I'm doing this for all of us. 218 00:19:08,562 --> 00:19:11,064 Ah! Ah... 219 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,799 You're through, Batman. 220 00:19:15,436 --> 00:19:16,636 Ah! 221 00:19:17,904 --> 00:19:20,173 The war's over, istvan. 222 00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:21,441 We lost. 223 00:19:24,578 --> 00:19:26,112 Aah! 224 00:19:26,114 --> 00:19:27,146 Ooh! 225 00:19:27,148 --> 00:19:28,815 Ah! 226 00:19:28,817 --> 00:19:30,950 Dad! 227 00:19:32,019 --> 00:19:34,420 Hunh! 228 00:19:34,422 --> 00:19:35,488 Aah! 229 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,390 Ooh! 230 00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:52,038 So the judge was lenient. I'm glad. 231 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,540 My dad cooperated in every way. 232 00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:56,102 Of course, he won't be home for a while. 233 00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:57,510 And there's that fine. 234 00:19:57,512 --> 00:19:58,945 Yeah. I heard you lost the car. 235 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:02,248 You meet more interesting people on public transportation. 236 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:05,184 Hey, I got my sister's car while she's away. 237 00:20:05,186 --> 00:20:07,954 Any time you need a ride, I'm there, Jared. 238 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,823 You never made that offer to me. 239 00:20:09,825 --> 00:20:12,491 Maybe you're spoiled. 240 00:20:18,765 --> 00:20:21,734 Captioning made possible by Warner bros. 241 00:20:21,736 --> 00:20:24,670 Captioning by the national captioning institute. Www.Ncicap.Org...