1 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:24,656 Narrator: Previously on beware of the batman, 2 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:27,258 Tatsu is more than capable of being your bodyguard and your driver. 3 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,395 Test her, you'll see. 4 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,064 Let the tests begin. 5 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:40,239 (hissing) 6 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:43,909 (glass shattering) 7 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,415 Yo, watch it, junkyard. 8 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,350 What's your problem daedalus? 9 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:52,792 I'm just expressing my artistic self. 10 00:00:57,323 --> 00:01:00,123 Serves old man castle right for not appreciating artists of our caliber. 11 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,761 Down with creative oppression! 12 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,463 - This is justice. - Batman: No. 13 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,199 I am justice. 14 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:08,901 Bat-man... 15 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:11,270 Take him, it's two against one. 16 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,604 - (grunting) - (thudding) 17 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:14,673 (gasps) 18 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:20,446 Let's see how tough you are when you're blind, bat. 19 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,748 - Junkyard: Aren't bats already blind? -(grunts) 20 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:28,020 Batman: You boys might want to find another career. 21 00:01:28,022 --> 00:01:30,789 I don't think art is going to pan out. 22 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,258 Say hi to gotham pd for me. Have a nice night. 23 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,598 Dang, the cops are totally going to jack us for this! 24 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,769 Man: They certainly would, if they catch you. 25 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,305 Look man, batman already worked us. 26 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:47,806 Go do your hero thing on someone else. 27 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,641 Oh, I'm no hero. 28 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,277 I'm a fan. 29 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,047 I've been watching you for some time. 30 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:57,416 Daedalus your authority challenging street art. 31 00:01:57,418 --> 00:01:59,918 Shows enormous promise. 32 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,653 It does? I mean, yeah, duh. 33 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,323 And you. 34 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,925 Junkyard dog, your knack for sculptural destruction, 35 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,827 I find... Inspiring. 36 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:13,098 I see genius in you both. 37 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,666 I want to be your patron. 38 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:20,839 Consider this, my first donation to your art. 39 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:23,709 Dude, who are you? 40 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,412 Call me... Anarky. 41 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,756 - (clicking) - (gasps) 42 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:38,857 (door opening) 43 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:49,935 (whirring) 44 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:59,211 Major, your boss has one serious workout room 45 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,879 Alfred: Mr. Wayne insists on the best. 46 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,781 And he can afford it. 47 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:03,783 Well? 48 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:09,321 Had you been paying attention, 49 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:12,191 You'd have to admit she handled the obstacles almost as well as batman. 50 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:14,226 So would an olympic gymnast. 51 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,929 But I don't need one to drive me around or protect me. 52 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:18,530 It's your move. 53 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:21,833 Tatsu just passed an impressive test, 54 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,702 Like it or not, you need an assistant. 55 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:30,475 When I was training in asia, every dojo I attended had a different requirement... 56 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:34,079 Skill, character, endurance. 57 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:36,715 Every test had to be passed before I was accepted. 58 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:45,749 I don't even know why we bother playing this game, you never lose. 59 00:03:45,773 --> 00:03:48,193 Because you keep me sharp. 60 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:50,729 As for ms. Yamashiro, 61 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,051 It's going to take more than an agility test to convince me. 62 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:12,751 Over speaker: Ms. Yamashiro, this is bruce wayne, 63 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,353 Could you please meee in the trophy room? 64 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,957 Mr. Wayne, you wanted to see me? 65 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,111 This job just got interesting. 66 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:45,884 (warbling) 67 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,519 (beeps) 68 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,456 What are you hiding, mr. Wayne? 69 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,059 (people chattering) 70 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,665 You sure this is the place anarky said to go? 71 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,567 Didn't we get booted from this gallery once? 72 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:05,637 Yeah, but that was before we were reconstituted with new artistic tools. 73 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:14,413 Yo, we heard you uptown losers are always looking for the next big thing. 74 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,815 - Well, get a load of our street art, hommies. -(energizing) 75 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,183 (people screaming) 76 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:26,525 (grunting) 77 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,870 Welcome, gotham city, 78 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,206 To the art of destruction. 79 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:52,217 (people screaming) 80 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,579 - (saw buzzing) - (tires squealing) 81 00:05:56,856 --> 00:06:00,125 Batman: First hardware stores, now civilians. 82 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,461 Congratulations, you've got my attention. 83 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:05,197 We're just expressing ourselves, bat dude. 84 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,132 Why do you have to be hating on our art. 85 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:17,709 (clinking) 86 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,422 (thudding) 87 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,591 - Hey watch it man. - Sorry! 88 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,593 - Batman: Yes, you are. - (saw buzzing) 89 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:36,762 (both grunt) 90 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,732 (both groaning) 91 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,876 Alfred: You're all over the news. 92 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:53,745 Quite a mess. Anyone we know? 93 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,847 Dumber and dumber from the other night. 94 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,849 I, eh, blended up your dinner. 95 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:00,519 Assuming we'd be working late. 96 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:04,189 This pair seems... A bit deficient for this type of destruction. 97 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:07,859 Agreed. They're working with someone. Do a background. 98 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:10,328 Who they might have come in contact with. (softly slurping) 99 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:21,807 Get this analyzed. Probably came off their shoes. 100 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:24,075 Might give us something. 101 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:27,279 From cold war warrior to analyzer of sneaker goo. 102 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,814 I've never been prouder. 103 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,456 Tatsu: You have a very quiet footstep, mr. Wayne. 104 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,925 As do you, ms. Yamashiro. 105 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,960 And judging from your home gym, 106 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,728 You have a killer exercise routine. 107 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,330 I saw you in there. 108 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:48,500 You live up to alfred's glowing recommendation. 109 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:51,670 Look, I know you don't think I am necessary, but let me assure you. 110 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:54,639 I always take my work very seriously. 111 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:58,009 So, please... Keep an open mind. 112 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,177 I always do. 113 00:08:16,650 --> 00:08:18,330 Daedalus: What's the world coming to, dude? 114 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:21,166 When artists like us are in prison? 115 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,367 - Ouch! - (clanking) 116 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,505 "look out the window." 117 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:27,772 (sizzling) 118 00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:30,308 (screams) 119 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:33,678 Cool! 120 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:37,215 - (groans) - (grunts) 121 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:45,457 Hello, boys. 122 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:48,193 Mr. Anarky, dude, we were gonna come looking for you. 123 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,229 - Yeah, but bat-dork... - No apologies necessary. 124 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:54,566 Despite his claims of free agency, 125 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:57,168 Batman is clearly a tool of order. 126 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,904 - Exactly! - Yeah! 127 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,839 - Tool! - Yeah! 128 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,742 I, on the other hand will fight against order. 129 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:06,645 For total unleashed freedom at any price. 130 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:12,183 It's a patron's responsibility to make sure his artists. 131 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:14,319 Are suitably equipped. 132 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:16,988 Merry christmas. 133 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:30,035 Your dimwitted duo have made quite a name for themselves on gotham's art scene. 134 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,504 Booted from every gallery in town. 135 00:09:32,506 --> 00:09:34,706 Up until now though they're only real crime. 136 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:37,943 Has been a serious lack of talent. 137 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:40,226 This supports the theory that they're working with someone. 138 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:42,781 Anything from my "goo" analysis? 139 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:45,750 Antiquated machine lubricant barely in use now. 140 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,112 It's what I found in the lubricant that's really interesting. 141 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:53,191 A very rare pollen from the fritillaria meleagris plant, 142 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,793 Better known as the chess flower. 143 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,728 Someone's playing a game, alfred. 144 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,330 And our two budding van goghs? 145 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,800 Are the pawns. 146 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,703 Computer, video feeds from gotham pd cctv surveillance system 147 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,204 (computer bleeping) 148 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,206 There. 149 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:13,378 The bat mobile is prepped and ready for you. 150 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,680 Change of plans, alfred. Tonight, you drive. 151 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:21,186 (grating) 152 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,731 This is the only way to tag. 153 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:36,468 Whoo-hoo! I can't believe how before I used to sculpt thing with my hands. 154 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:37,702 Stupid hands. 155 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,638 (crashing) 156 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,640 (both screaming) 157 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,244 Daedalus: I don't care if he is batman. 158 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,013 He can't push us around. Not anymore. 159 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:51,916 (both screaming) 160 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,690 (sizzling) 161 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:01,026 (grunts) 162 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,394 (tires screeching) 163 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,700 (beeping) 164 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,031 And I actually thought he was gonna let me really drive for once. 165 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,619 (grunting) 166 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:30,221 Ah, bother, I might as well try them all and hope for the best. 167 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:34,025 (both grunting) 168 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,400 (engine revving) 169 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,235 Junkyard: Run! 170 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,717 Daedalus: Get to the rendezvous point. 171 00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:15,200 Impressive. 172 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,335 (thuds) thank you. 173 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,803 Batman! But you're... 174 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,208 Don't hurt your brain trying to understand. 175 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,009 I want you conscious when I take you down. 176 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,779 (laughing) bravo! 177 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:32,183 I believe this game just got interesting. 178 00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:34,853 (both grunting) 179 00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:52,637 (exclaims) 180 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,607 (both grunting) 181 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,380 (grunting and groaning) 182 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,566 (bleeping and pulsing) 183 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:24,969 (beeps) 184 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,022 (gasps) 185 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:59,804 A secret elevator to a private library. 186 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:02,166 Not only dies this guy have too much time and too much money, 187 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:03,422 He's a geek too! 188 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:27,198 What's so interesting about gotham's wheelhouse, mr. Wayne? 189 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,302 (both grunting) 190 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,323 (grunts) 191 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,392 Well done. 192 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,895 I'm so gratified you understand the game. 193 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,030 This isn't a game. 194 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,899 In that gear, those two are dangerous. 195 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,101 It's a miracle bystanders weren't hurt. 196 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,503 Oh, I would have been fine with that. 197 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,605 It's the sort of random action. 198 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,707 That makes me the better player. 199 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,277 You, the black king, representing order, 200 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,212 And I, the white king... 201 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,613 Well, I'm anarky. 202 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,819 (both grunting) 203 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:24,455 (thudding) 204 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,232 I'm not going to play your game, anarky. 205 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:38,736 Oh, but you must, I've searched so long for a worthy opponent. 206 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,606 Someday, they'll write songs about our struggle. 207 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,975 You, fighting for order and peace. 208 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,444 Me, for chaos and destruction! 209 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,119 (people mumbling fearfully) 210 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,221 That was just to get your attention. 211 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,958 - The real bombs... - Are on the gondolas, 212 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,659 Set to explode as they cross one another. 213 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,760 How did you know? 214 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,495 It's the obvious move. 215 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,397 Ouch. (Sniggers) 216 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,900 Regardless, there's only time enough for you. 217 00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:11,235 To deactivate one of the bombs before they cross. 218 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,571 Those poor people on the other tram. 219 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,639 (tutting) 220 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,177 - (batman grunts) - no! 221 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,546 Stop them from moving, instant detonation. 222 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,249 A dead man's switch. 223 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,652 Of course, I let go... Boom! 224 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,189 Boss! Batman is right behind us, he's... 225 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,792 Oh, dang! 226 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:37,929 These two will stay and slow you down even more. 227 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,598 I know you love a challenge. 228 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,801 Not such an obvious move now, is it? 229 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,271 I'll be watching, batman. I hope you can do it. 230 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,874 I've wanted a real opponent for so long. 231 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,346 We were just trying to express ourselves. 232 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,714 So am I. 233 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,416 (both groaning) 234 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,957 (tires squealing) 235 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:15,533 Alfred, I need schematics of the gotham city sky tram fed in to my goggles. 236 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,868 Uploading now. 237 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,641 (tires squealing) 238 00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:49,612 Alfred: You realize as soon as the trams are within magnetic range... 239 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,935 Batman: The bombs detonate. 240 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,571 But if I divert the trigger magnet's pull... 241 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,773 Alfred: The circuit won't close. No explosio. 242 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,418 (clicking) 243 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,291 (grunts) 244 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,425 (powering down) 245 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,967 (batman groans) 246 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,440 (grunting) 247 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,580 (anarky groaning) 248 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,253 Congratulations! 249 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,288 You countered my move! 250 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,491 You passed the test. 251 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,327 It wasn't much of a test. 252 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:52,163 (grunting in frustration) you have no idea. 253 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,632 What an honor it is to be chosen as my enemy! 254 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,437 It's a really big deal! 255 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,173 I thought I'd found an opponent to match wits with, 256 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:05,143 But you're just another lunatic in a costume. 257 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:09,347 Madness is the more interesting choice. 258 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,883 Logic and order are so predictable. 259 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,785 Unless... 260 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:18,189 I make a logical decision to do something insane. 261 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,557 - (grunting) - (fizzling) 262 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,931 What! Why didn't it explode? 263 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,600 Frequency jamming disk. 264 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,335 Unpredictable enough for you? 265 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,803 (exclaims) 266 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:33,805 (anarky groans) 267 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,606 (screaming) 268 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:37,441 (loud thud) 269 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,417 (sparking) 270 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:39,537 Alfred: And what of our two unfortunate, misunderstood artists? 271 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,006 They're in lieutenant gordon's hands now. 272 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:45,042 They'll be wishing they were back in mine soon enough. 273 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:49,046 That's right, arrest me. Just going to make my art more valuable. 274 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,549 Worked for michelangelo. 275 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,285 Dude, did you ever stop to think, you're not talented? 276 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,120 Man, whatever! 277 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,623 (sirens blaring) 278 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,360 Hmm, impressive. 279 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:09,133 So, ms. Yamashiro, you passed my test. 280 00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:13,070 Well done. 281 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,972 Perhaps I judged you too quickly. 282 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,941 Or perhaps you just got lucky. 283 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:17,975 We'll see.