1 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:23,622 Narrator: Previously on beware the batman... 2 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,224 Katana: Hi, major. 3 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,625 It's time for you to come back. 4 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:27,960 (grunting) 5 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:29,795 Batman needs you. 6 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:31,697 Bruce needs you. 7 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:33,298 I need you. 8 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,467 It appears you've missed me. 9 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,109 (grunting) 10 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:50,149 I'm so sorry, my dear. 11 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:52,618 That's no way to treat a lady. 12 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,820 This is! 13 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:58,290 - (phone ringing) - barbara: Are you okay? 14 00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:01,093 - I'm a little busy, barbara. - (gunshots) 15 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,394 But no. 16 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:12,771 Um, that's quite a butter knife. 17 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:15,808 What do you think the bat-prentice has in mind? 18 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:18,110 I think she's going to knight us. 19 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:20,813 Oh, then we shall bow. 20 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:26,852 (gunshots) 21 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,287 (gas hissing) 22 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:38,464 Oh, dear, she's not as good as the bat. 23 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:39,631 I concur. 24 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:42,501 But it's nice to have a woman around the house. 25 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:43,503 (laughing) 26 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:46,972 (coughing) 27 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:50,576 Barbara: What happened? 28 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:52,411 They got away. 29 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,012 - Barbara: Should I call batman? - No, 30 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:56,415 He's been a little preoccupied. 31 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,352 (grunting) 32 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:09,962 (growling) 33 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,000 (screeching) 34 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,735 (gasps) 35 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,680 - Perhaps it's time to take a break. - Yeah. 36 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:32,351 Get out of the cave. Get some sunlight, see friends. 37 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:34,620 I only have one real friend. 38 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,723 And even you chose to walk away from me. 39 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,992 You are not the reason I left. 40 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:41,693 Are we gonna talk about that? 41 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,662 You disappeared for almost eight months. 42 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,498 But I came back when you needed me, as promised. 43 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:49,868 I will tell you where I was, what I was doing, in time. 44 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:52,471 But right now we should be more concerned with you. 45 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:54,506 And batman. 46 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,908 I'm afraid, alfred. 47 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:58,977 Afraid of what might happen if I put the suit back on. 48 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:02,948 Then don't. Let katana look after gotham. 49 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:05,450 And let bruce wayne enjoy his life. 50 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:08,487 I'm sure there's someone who'd like to pal around with a billionaire. 51 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,926 Harvey: The people want a strong leader. 52 00:03:13,928 --> 00:03:16,495 Mayor grange let this city get soft. 53 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,931 Time for a new mayor to toughen gotham up. 54 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,265 Batman! 55 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:23,602 - What? - The key to me winning this election is batman. 56 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:24,870 Once I'm mayor, I don't care. 57 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,939 What vigilante menace wants to run around gotham. 58 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:28,307 In a Halloween costume. 59 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,908 But this is an election year. 60 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:32,077 So, what exactly do you want from me? 61 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,880 Grange has been on leave for a month. 62 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:38,584 The writing's there. I mean, with the right push he's done. 63 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,520 It's the perfect time to go negative with my. 64 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,422 Campaign ads, but it's expensive. 65 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:45,591 What I need is money. 66 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,759 Can I count on bruce wayne's deep pockets? 67 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:50,429 - I don't know, harvey. - You don't know! 68 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,351 Why do you think I brought the great dane lisslow, 69 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:53,741 Head of my special crimes unit? 70 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,701 It's not great, just dane. 71 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:58,737 Because if you don't write a check, he'll arrest you. 72 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,808 I'm kidding. (laughs) 73 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,646 You've studied goju ryu. 74 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,582 - How can you tell? - The scars on your hands. 75 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:12,884 You spend a lot of time training. 76 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,653 I've broken a lot of fingers. 77 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:16,288 Few of them my own. 78 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,924 (giggles) I don't know how many times I sprained a finger. 79 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,792 Trying to get the governor on the phone. 80 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:24,463 Have you ever studied savate? 81 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,064 Only for all of college. 82 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:29,935 (grunting) 83 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,213 Ow! 84 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:42,981 Why are we doing this again? 85 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,984 If you're going to help, even if it's mostly with your computer, 86 00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:47,986 You should know how to defend yourself. 87 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:50,055 I know how to defend myself. 88 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:51,923 (grunts) 89 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:56,194 After the blackgate incident and all the trouble with the iron cortex, 90 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:59,131 Batman wants me to train you. Consider it payback. 91 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,200 Cool, now can you let go of my neck? 92 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,938 Oh, I was thinking about giving myself a code name. 93 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:08,774 Something mysterious like. 94 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,709 Oracle. 95 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,449 I broke this in israel in a krav maga tournament. 96 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,217 Good one. Jeet kune do. 97 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,153 Broke my clavicle in three places. 98 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,854 Got my medal, then passed out. 99 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:25,791 What is that smell? 100 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:29,127 It's parijat bark. What do you think? 101 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,829 Ah, it's terrible. 102 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,165 (giggles) that's how you know it's good. 103 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:36,635 If you guys are done drinking your mulch, 104 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,437 Can we get back to me? 105 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:41,440 Okay, harvey, send me your proposal, and I'll give it some... 106 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:49,881 Ah, excuse me, I need to leave. 107 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,616 - Is something wrong? - No, I... 108 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:53,118 I got some bad bark. 109 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:54,720 Dinner's on me. 110 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:59,825 Um, what's your most expensive desert? 111 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:03,462 (woman gasps) 112 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:28,053 (screeching) 113 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,460 (grunts) 114 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:39,965 (growling) 115 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,746 I know what I saw. It was a bat. 116 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,882 A human size man bat. 117 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,850 Something clearly attacked him, alfred. 118 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:00,786 You saw his clothes. 119 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:04,423 Maybe what you thought you saw was just a mild hallucination. 120 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,105 I had the same thought until I checked out. 121 00:07:06,129 --> 00:07:08,627 All the gotham crime reports from previous nights. 122 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:12,130 There have been several break-ins at chemical supply companies in the last month, 123 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,699 Including one very close to where I encountered. 124 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:18,437 - What I saw. - Pyg and toad were breaking into a chemical factory. 125 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,505 It can't be a coincidence. 126 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,476 - Bruce... - Batman needs to get back out there, alfred. 127 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,745 Considering your current condition, 128 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,947 - Are you sure that's wise? - No. 129 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,116 But when has batman ever listened to reason? 130 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:38,623 According to the reports, the only thing stolen after each break-in. 131 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:41,359 Had a direct relationship to dna sequencing. 132 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,528 Specifically animal dna. 133 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:47,232 Katana: Makes sense. It fits with pyg and toad's pro-animal pathology. 134 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:51,303 Batman: Tapper chemicals is a leading distributer of sequenced animal dna. 135 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:54,673 There's a 68 percent chance this is the next target. 136 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,421 (groans) 137 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:16,895 Not this time. 138 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:24,169 Wow, he wasn't kidding. 139 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:25,704 It is a man bat. 140 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,336 (groans) 141 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,275 (screams) 142 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:26,298 Katana: Are you okay? Batman: I'm fine. 143 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:29,501 Get him, it, into the batmobile. 144 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:37,375 Is that what I think it is? 145 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,843 Professor pyg: Batman, 146 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,212 With a bat man. 147 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,015 How pathetically redundant. 148 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:47,619 Sorry, batman, but we'd like our pet back. 149 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:51,790 Mister toad, would you be so kind as to call him? 150 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:57,529 Mister toad: Come here, boy. Who's the good man bat? 151 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,902 Okay, freaks, everyone on the ground. 152 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:07,138 In these clothes, I think not. 153 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:10,241 Mister toad, an exit. 154 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,050 (engine revving) 155 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,562 (gunshots) 156 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,808 On closer inspection, these capsules appear to serve. 157 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,411 As a hypodermic for the chemical inside. 158 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:48,980 (groaning) 159 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,715 Where am I? 160 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,751 He can talk. 161 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,519 Of course I can talk. 162 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,721 Now that you got those things off my neck. 163 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,090 Why were you working with pyg and toad? 164 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,393 - What are they planning? - Working with? 165 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,095 No, you've got it all wrong. 166 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,730 I wasn't working with them. 167 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,499 I was their first victim. 168 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,373 Man bat: My name is dr. Kirk langstrom. 169 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,810 I was a research scientist trying to break down the dna of bats. 170 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,246 I was hoping to develop a life-saving. 171 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,348 Serum from their immune system, 172 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,517 Which is very resistant to disease. 173 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,287 But others had a different plan for my work. 174 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,900 Pyg and toad stole my research and perverted it, 175 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,605 Forcing me to test the serum on myself. 176 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,546 (growling) 177 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:56,981 (glass shattering) 178 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,618 Turning me into what you see before you. 179 00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:04,055 Not an animal, and no longer a man either. 180 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:10,395 Professor pyg implanted those capsules into my neck, 181 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,631 Which allowed them to take control of my mind and body. 182 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,100 Alfred: I'm not surprised. 183 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:19,304 According to the batcomputer, the substance in these capsules is scopolamine. 184 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,905 The devil's breath. 185 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:24,409 A toxin made from nightshade that creates a loss of mental control. 186 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,545 The victim becomes mentally bonded to the first voice it hears. 187 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,414 Sounds like a zombie. 188 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,682 Exactly. 189 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:34,352 They forced me to rob chemical depots to create more of my serum, 190 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:38,256 Substituting bat dna for the dna of other animals. 191 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,725 They want to make an animal army. 192 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,394 To take back gotham for all animal kind. 193 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,697 Can you lead us to them? 194 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:48,199 Yes, but pyg and toad got the last. 195 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,769 Of the dna they needed at tapper chemicals. 196 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,004 We might already be too late. 197 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,380 (gasps) 198 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,721 Let the experiments commence. 199 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:21,032 Professor pyg: Now, I hope you're not allergic to cat hair. 200 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:24,269 Because you're going to be covered in it soon. 201 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,571 And one of you lucky girls. 202 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:30,708 Is going to have the honor of becoming mrs. Toad. 203 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,477 Now, mister toad, 204 00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:36,281 This is the most important decision of your life. 205 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,883 Chose with your heart. 206 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,119 Absolutely. 207 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:47,659 - (panting) - eenie, meenie, miney... 208 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,030 Mo. 209 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,268 Would you do me the honor. 210 00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:01,506 Of making me the happiest man-phibian on earth? 211 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,342 (screams) 212 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,644 That's frightened for "yes." 213 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,513 (sighs) 214 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,485 Langstrom: This is where they held me. 215 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,522 If they have hostages, that's where they'll be. 216 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,725 - Katana: Are we too late? - (woman screaming) 217 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,162 No. 218 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,698 (whimpering) 219 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,280 Professor pyg: That's rude. 220 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,350 How do you expect us to create a race. 221 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:49,254 Of human-animal soldiers if you insist on interrupting? 222 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,958 Why don't we settle this like gentlemen? 223 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,928 That would be dreadfully dull. 224 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,639 - (gasps) - ssh! 225 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,811 - (whimpers) - follow me. 226 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,756 Our army is deserting. Mister toad, 227 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,691 Get them back in formation! 228 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,129 (grunting) 229 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,504 Now, where were we? 230 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,854 - (sirens) - it's the police. 231 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,057 That's gotham pd, not the scu. 232 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,526 Stay in the shadows. 233 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:12,704 Put your weapons down! I've got people here who need help. 234 00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:16,374 We got a call saying pyg and toad were holding hostages at the old zoo. 235 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,043 A call? From who? 236 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:22,246 Someone calling themselves oracle. 237 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,616 (sirens blaring) 238 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,689 (grunting) 239 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,392 You are spoiling my wedding day. 240 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:47,105 Now, be a good bat and fetch my future bride. 241 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,518 (grunting) 242 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,989 That wasn't sporting. 243 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:09,093 Now, let me show you something 244 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:11,529 I didn't learn in medical school. 245 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:22,040 Okay, I will give you one last chance. 246 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,408 To surrender. 247 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,580 Stay down. 248 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,989 Oh, he's ruined these trousers. 249 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,792 Sweetums. 250 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,294 We are home. 251 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,998 (growling) 252 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,834 Langstrom, fight it! 253 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:34,212 Professor pyg: Do you, mister toad, take this. 254 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,581 Soon to be non-human to be your. 255 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,250 Unlawfully wedded wife? 256 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,551 I do. 257 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,821 And do you, soon to be non-human, 258 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:47,825 Take mister toad to be your unlawfully wedded husband? 259 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,895 (groaning softly) 260 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,864 That means I do. Keep going. 261 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,799 If there is anyone who thinks. 262 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,902 These two should not be united, speak now. 263 00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,004 Or forever hold your... 264 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,646 The weddings off. 265 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,748 Sit down and behave. 266 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,557 Professor pyg: Yes, sir. Mister toad: Yes, sir. 267 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,061 (sirens) 268 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,200 Can't believe I almost married that guy. 269 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,470 Ew. And that he licked my neck. 270 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,106 It's safe to come out now, dr. Langstrom. 271 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,977 I don't know how I could ever repay you both. 272 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,747 Continue your research, find a cure. 273 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,149 How, when I look like this? 274 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,319 Batman: You're still kirk langstrom inside. 275 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,421 That hasn't changed. 276 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,890 As long as you remember who you really are, 277 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,126 There's nothing to fear from the man bat. 278 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:01,432 If I need your help how will I find you again? 279 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,402 You won't, we'll find you. 280 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,422 (beeping) 281 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,823 Are you two done? 282 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,459 There's only so much macho I can take. 283 00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:34,198 Thank you, alfred. To harvey dent, 284 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,566 Gotham's next mayor. 285 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,602 What? You're backing me? 286 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,471 This should answer your question. 287 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,641 Wow! 288 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,142 Well, I am a billionaire. 289 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,579 Dane, take a look at this. 290 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,882 Dane: Yup, those are a lot of zeroes. 291 00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,519 Excuse me, gentlemen. 292 00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:59,357 Mayor? When I told you to make friends, 293 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,627 I didn't mean harvey dent and his pit bull. 294 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,596 I like dane. His technique is a little sloppy, 295 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,465 But he can keep up. 296 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,100 He kind of reminds me of... 297 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,535 - Me. - Wonderful. 298 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:15,006 Two bruce waynes. Just what the world needs. 299 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,908 That still doesn't explain dent. 300 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,711 You know what they say, keep your friends close, 301 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:22,913 But your enemies closer.