1 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:09,710 "MELISSA & JOEY" IS RECORDED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 2 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,614 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AN HOUR AGO. 3 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:16,317 I HAD IMPORTANT MEETINGS WITH LOCAL BUSINESSES. 4 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,652 OKAY, I WENT SHOPPING. ARE YOU HAPPY? 5 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:21,222 SHOPPING? 6 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:22,723 - IT WAS AN EMERGENCY. - WHAT? 7 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:25,326 YOUR CREDIT CARD CAUGHT ON FIRE AND YOU HAD TO PUT IT OUT 8 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,362 BY RUBBING THE MAGNETIC STRIP BACK AND FORTH IN THAT THINGY? 9 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:31,132 LOOK, MY FAMILY NEEDED SOME SERIOUS RETAIL THERAPY. 10 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:33,567 LAST NIGHT "20/20" RAN THAT EMBARRASSING PIECE AGAIN 11 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:36,036 ABOUT LENNOX AND RYDER'S FATHER BEING A FUGITIVE. 12 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,471 OH, IT WAS AWFUL. 13 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:39,707 REALLY BAD. 14 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,642 SO YOU'RE BUYING THEIR PAIN AWAY? 15 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:44,345 FOR THEM! IT'S ALL FOR THEM. 16 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,680 EVERY BIT OF IT... OOH, EXCEPT FOR THESE PEEP-TOE PUMPS. 17 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,150 YEAH, THOSE ARE FOR ME. 18 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,519 WHEN THE KIDS HURT, I HURT. 19 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,789 - OH HEY, HI. - HI. 20 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:57,258 - HI. - HI. 21 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,493 YEAH, WE COVERED THAT. 22 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:02,196 YOU GUYS ARE HOME... IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. 23 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:05,233 BECAUSE I LIVE HERE AND I HAVE KEYS. 24 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:08,736 WHAT DO YOU GOT GOING THERE? 25 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:11,572 WATER. JUST DRINKING WATER. 26 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:14,275 FROM TWO GLASSES? 27 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,744 I ENJOY WATER. 28 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:19,680 THEY SAY IT'S TASTELESS, BUT NOT TO ME. 29 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,250 JOE! OH. 30 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,285 OH, THERE'S THE OTHER GLASS OF WATER. 31 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:27,755 HI, I'M TESSA. 32 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,056 - I'M MEL. - RHONDA. 33 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,091 NICE TO MEET YOU. 34 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,660 - I'M JOE'S... - COUSIN. 35 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:36,730 DISTANT. 36 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,732 OH, SO YOU'RE JUST HAVING A FAMILY GET-TOGETHER DOWN THERE. 37 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,435 YEP, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING. AND IT'S BEEN SO GREAT TO SEE YOU, TESSA, REALLY, 38 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:44,405 BUT I'M SURE THAT YOU HAVE SEVERAL OTHER COUSINS TO SEE IN OTHER BASEMENTS. 39 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,707 - OH, DON'T RUSH OUT ON MY ACCOUNT. - NO NO NO, RUSH. 40 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,842 IT'S GREAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 41 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:51,579 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE. 42 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,715 SO, COUSIN TESSA? 43 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:57,318 - REALLY? - REALLY. 44 00:01:57,351 --> 00:02:00,721 JOE, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT. WE'RE ALL ADULTS HERE. 45 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,356 OKAY? 46 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:05,226 I MEAN, IS SHE A GOOD KISSER? DO YOU LOVE HER, HUH HUH HUH? 47 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:08,095 DOES IT BOTHER YOU I WAS HAVING SOMEBODY OVER HERE FOR LUNCH? 48 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,331 WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA WRITE ME UP IN YOUR SLAM BOOK? 49 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,834 - LIKE I HAVE A SLAM BOOK. - IT'S MORE LIKE A BLOG. 50 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,603 AH. 51 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:18,672 LOOK, JOE, YOU CAN HAVE ANYBODY YOU WANT OVER HERE FOR LUNCH, 52 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,641 BUT JUST BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU EAT IT. 53 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:23,577 WE DON'T WANT THE KIDS WALKING IN ON YOU WHILE YOU'RE "DINING." 54 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,848 - DID YOU HAVE FUN WITH THAT? - YEAH, I ACTUALLY DID. 55 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,886 ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK ♪ 56 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,788 ♪ WITH ME ♪ 57 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:39,560 HEY GUYS, HOW WAS SCHOOL? 58 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,662 RYDER, YOU GET ANY COMPLIMENTS ON THE NEW BACKPACK I GOT YOU? 59 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,431 TONS, 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT DUDES DO. 60 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,699 THEY ALSO SAID THEY LIKED MY TOP. 61 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:50,871 - YOU GUYS ARE REALLY CONNECTING. - YEAH, I FELT THAT TOO. 62 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,476 SO DID YOU PICK UP THE POSTER BOARD FOR MY PROJECT? 63 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,578 UH, NO, BUT I'M ON IT. 64 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,915 HEY, DID YOU PICK UP THE POSTER BOARD FOR LENNOX'S PROJECT? 65 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,318 HELLO? JOE? 66 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:06,220 - HUH? - POSTER BOARD? 67 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,889 - FOR WHAT? - IS THAT FROM TESSA? 68 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:12,760 - HUH? - I'M SORRY... I MEAN THE FUTURE MRS. LONGO? 69 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:15,429 I'M SORRY, ARE WE BACK TO THE HIGH-SCHOOL THING? 70 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,864 YEAH, DOES SHE GET ALL SMOOCHY WHEN SHE WRITES? 71 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,467 WOW, OKAY, NO HESITATION AT ALL 72 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,735 JUST STICKING YOUR NOSE RIGHT UP INTO MY PERSONAL BUSINESS. 73 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:23,671 THAT'S WHAT WE GOT GOING ON, YOU AND I. 74 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,739 YEAH, IT'S PART OF WHAT MAKES US US. 75 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,608 I DON'T LIKE THAT PART. 76 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:30,511 WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 77 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,180 - IT'S NO BIG DEAL. - LOOK... 78 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,915 FINE, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 79 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,884 GOOD! GOOD FOR YOU. 80 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,420 ♪ AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND! ♪ 81 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:42,189 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I DON'T TELL YOU ANYTHING. 82 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,224 JOE, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 83 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:47,261 - WHAT? - UH, THAT THING FOR LENNOX. 84 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:50,764 NO, I DIDN'T FORGET. I'M ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW TO PICK UP, UM... 85 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,400 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS. 86 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:55,202 YEAH, I DO. IT STARTS WITH... 87 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:58,272 AN "S." 88 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:01,842 - POSTER BOARD. - S-SO MUCH POSTER BOARD. 89 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,677 THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. 90 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,713 GOING TO GET A HUGE PILE OF IT RIGHT NOW... HERE I GO. 91 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,616 - ( rings ) - RIGHT AFTER I TAKE THIS. HELLO? 92 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,784 YEAH, WHAT'S UP? 93 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,454 HEY HEY HEY, GET YOUR SHOES OFF THE COFFEE TABLE. 94 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:16,757 WAIT WAIT WAIT, GET YOUR SHOES BACK ON THE COFFEE TABLE. 95 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,760 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE AWESOME NEW SNEAKERS I BOUGHT YOU? 96 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:22,563 - UH, SNEAKERS? - YEAH, THEY WERE LEATHER, 97 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,732 VERY EXPENSIVE, YOU WORE THEM TO SCHOOL THIS MORNING. 98 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,467 ANY OF THIS RINGING A BELL? 99 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,736 YEAH, THE THING IS 100 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,638 - I LOST THEM. - HOW? 101 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,640 THEY'RE TIED AND KNOTTED TO YOUR FEET. 102 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,743 I DON'T KNOW. THESE THINGS HAPPEN. I GET DISTRACTED. 103 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,778 WAIT WAIT WAIT. SIT. 104 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:40,848 RELAX, COME ON. IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE YOU AND I HAVE HAD A HEART TO HEART. 105 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,750 WE'VE NEVER HAD A HEART TO HEART. 106 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:46,420 ALL RIGHT, THEN SCREW THAT. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SHOES? 107 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:50,758 LISTEN, YOU'D BETTER TELL ME WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN ONE, 108 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,661 TWO... THREE! 109 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,797 ALL RIGHT, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED OR ELSE! 110 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,433 OR ELSE WHAT? FOUR? 111 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,669 OR ELSE I WILL COME DOWN TO YOUR SCHOOL 112 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:04,505 IN MY BATHROBE AND CRY... UH-HUH! 113 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:07,408 YEAH, MY MOTHER DID THAT ONCE. TRUST ME, IT WORKS. 114 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,610 SOMEBODY TOOK MY SNEAKERS, OKAY? 115 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,713 PLEASE JUST DON'T GO ALL BATHROBE. LET ME TAKE CARE OF IT. 116 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:15,383 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE A SMART KID. 117 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,418 YOU CAN TOTALLY HANDLE THIS ON YOUR OWN. 118 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:20,320 I NEED YOU TO SPY ON YOUR BROTHER TO SEE WHO'S BULLYING HIM AT SCHOOL. 119 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,690 SOMEONE'S BULLYING RYDER? 120 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:26,494 - THAT'S MY JOB! - JUST KEEP AN EYE ON HIM, OKAY? 121 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,095 WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME? 122 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:31,665 THE SENSE OF SATISFACTION THAT YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING NICE FOR YOUR BROTHER? 123 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:33,934 SERIOUSLY. 124 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,738 - 20 BUCKS. - ANYTHING FOR FAMILY. 125 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:53,421 HERE'S ANOTHER LETTER FROM OUR FAVORITE CONSTITUENT... MR. ANGRY RED CRAYON! 126 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:56,990 I HEAR THAT THEY'RE KEEPING HIM AWAY FROM SHARP OBJECTS. 127 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,660 HEY, WHERE'S JOE AND WHY ISN'T HE HERE MAKING US DINNER? 128 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,830 OH, HE SAID HE HAD TO GO MEET WITH TESSA. 129 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,499 SOMEBODY SOUNDS A LITTLE JELLY BEAN. 130 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:08,736 WHAT, ARE WE IN THE FOURTH GRADE? I AM SO NOT JELLY BEAN. 131 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:12,339 I DON'T CARE WHAT JOE DOES WITH TESSA OR WHERE JOE GOES WITH TESSA 132 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,609 OR WHAT JOE DOES WITH TESSA... OH MY GOSH, IT'S JOE AND TESSA! 133 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:18,479 OH OH, DUCK OR THEY'LL THINK WE'RE SPYING ON THEM. 134 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,113 OKAY. 135 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,750 THAT LOOKS LIKE A REALLY CRAPPY DATE. 136 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:25,385 I MEAN, WHO BRINGS FILE FOLDERS TO A BOOTY CALL? 137 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:28,922 YOU DON'T EVER PLAY SECRETARY? 138 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,725 YEAH, BUT ALL YOU NEED IS A PENCIL IN THE HAIR. 139 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,963 OH MY GOSH, THEY'RE COMING IN! ACT NORMAL... HIDE! 140 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,771 I JUST DON'T WANT YOUR COUNCILWOMAN FRIEND TO FIND US LIKE SHE DID THE OTHER DAY. 141 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,639 - I CAN TOTALLY HANDLE HER. - OH? 142 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:47,708 - SHH. - CAN I GET YOU A DRINK? 143 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,844 SURE. SO DO YOU REALLY HAVE A CONTACT AT THE BANK OF DUBAI? 144 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,746 YES I DO AND HE WILL DO WHATEVER WE WANT. 145 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,715 - YOU JUST NEED TO HELP ME DRAFT THAT EMAIL. - M'KAY. 146 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:58,452 - AND YOU'RE SURE YOUR BOSS IS NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL? - OF COURSE NOT. 147 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:01,589 TECHNICALLY SHE'S NOT MY BOSS. I'M FREELANCE. 148 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,093 OH. HOLY CRAP. 149 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,662 HOW DO POLE DANCERS DO THAT? 150 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:14,735 CONSTANT WORKOUTS... THE MAIN REASON I SWITCHED TO POLITICS. 151 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,804 THOUGH IT'S KIND OF A LATERAL MOVE. 152 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:20,741 BANK OF DUBAI? WHAT IN THE HECK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE? 153 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,076 SOUNDS LIKE JOE'S INVOLVED IN SOME KIND OF SHADY DEAL. 154 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,779 - MY JOE? - HE DID WORK FOR LEWIS SCANLON. 155 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,848 YEAH, BUT HE WAS DUPED. HE LOST EVERYTHING. 156 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:32,419 DESPERATE MEN WILL DO DESPERATE THINGS... LIKE BECOME YOUR NANNY. 157 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,523 YOU DID A THOROUGH BACKGROUND CHECK ON JOE BEFORE YOU HIRED HIM, RIGHT? 158 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,591 FINGERPRINTS, F.B.I.? 159 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:41,662 I CHECKED HIS FACEBOOK PAGE AND HIS NETFLIX QUEUE. 160 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:44,632 I MEAN THE GUY WAS WAITING FOR "MARLEY & ME." 161 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:47,200 MEL, YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. 162 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,972 THIS IS GONNA BE SO UNPLEASANT. 163 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:55,709 WITH ANY LUCK YOU'LL GO DOWN THERE AND THEY'LL JUST BE HAVING SEX. 164 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,711 FINGERS CROSSED. 165 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,882 SO IF THESE ASSETS WERE LAST SEEN GOING THROUGH ABU DHABI, 166 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,752 - THEY WOULD NEXT SHOW UP WHERE? - Mel: KNOCK KNOCK! 167 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,754 COMING THROUGH. DON'T MIND ME. 168 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:09,623 JUST DOING A LITTLE LAUNDRY HERE. 169 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:13,927 - SINCE WHEN DO YOU DO LAUNDRY? - SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A GIANT MAP ON YOUR WALL? 170 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:17,497 WOW, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF GEOGRAPHY LESSON, 171 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:20,868 WITH PINS IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND PHOTOS AND ARTICLES 172 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:24,071 ABOUT LEWIS SCANLON. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO? 173 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,641 - WE'RE ON A DATE. - REALLY? 174 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:29,777 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON SOME SORT OF A MANHUNT. 175 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:32,112 OH MY GOD, ARE YOU ON SOME SORT OF A MANHUNT?! 176 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,548 FINE. WE'RE LOOKING FOR LEWIS. 177 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,684 AND WE ARE THIS CLOSE TO FINDING HIM. 178 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,118 UH-HUH, SO THE FEDS ARE STUMPED, 179 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,520 BUT YOU AND YOUR BOND GIRL ARE GOING TO CRACK THE CASE 180 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,255 FROM DOWN HERE NEXT TO MY WATER HEATER? 181 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,658 WE KNOW HOW LEWIS THINKS. WE BOTH WORKED FOR HIM. 182 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:48,228 - TESSA LOST EVERYTHING TOO. - MY KIDS HAD TO SWITCH TO PUBLIC SCHOOL! 183 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,197 OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE! 184 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:53,000 I MEAN, NOT ABOUT THE SCHOOLS BECAUSE THEY'VE REALLY IMPROVED... 185 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,903 SMALLER CLASS SIZES, STATE-OF-THE-ART METAL DETECTORS. 186 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:59,640 THREE DAYS AGO TESSA CALLED ME AND SAID THAT LEWIS WAS SPOTTED IN DUBAI. 187 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,609 LOOK AT THIS. SEE THIS PICTURE? 188 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,011 IT'S A LITTLE BIT GRAINY, BUT THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE. 189 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,714 OH YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. AND LOOK WHO'S THERE NEXT TO HIM. 190 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,281 IT'S ELVIS! 191 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,952 I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. 192 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,822 YEAH, I SHOULD GO. YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME. 193 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,725 THANKS. I'M ESPECIALLY PROUD OF THE SITUATION ROOM. 194 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,163 - I'LL CALL YOU LATER! - FROM A SECURE LINE! 195 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,699 - BEFORE YOU START, LET ME JUST SAY... - WHAT, LIE AGAIN? 196 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:28,769 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIE? - YOU LIED TO ME. YOU SAID SHE WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 197 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:32,072 NO, YOU SAID SHE WAS MY GIRLFRIEND AND I AGREED WITH YOU, SO TECHNICALLY... 198 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,807 YOU LIED TO YOU. 199 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:36,977 MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE ALL YOUR DIFFERENT STATEMENTS AND LINE THEM UP 200 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,847 ON A COLOR-CODED MAP ON A WALL AND SEE IF WE CAN LOCATE THE TRUTH. 201 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,249 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE. 202 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:45,185 DID YOU REALLY EVER WANT TO SEE "MARLEY & ME"? 203 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:48,321 WHA... I... I LIKE OWEN WILSON, ALL RIGHT? 204 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,590 AND JENNIFER ANISTON IS VERY SWEET. 205 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,693 I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S SWEET, OKAY? I'M SWEET TOO! 206 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,695 AND YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MY SWEET NATURE. 207 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,698 ( gasps ) DID YOU EMBED YOURSELF IN MY HOUSE TO LOOK 208 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:00,033 FOR LEWIS UNDER THE GUISE OF BEING MY NANNY? 209 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,335 WHAT? ARE YOU NUTS? THIS STARTED THREE DAYS AGO. 210 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,738 - SO YOU SAY. - I SPENT A LITTLE BIT OF MY OWN TIME 211 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,975 TRYING TO TRACK DOWN THIS SCHMUCK SO I COULD BRING HIM TO JUSTICE SO HE CAN CLEAR MY NAME. 212 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,643 I THINK THAT'S WORTH A FEW LUNCH HOURS. 213 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,745 IT'S MORE THAN JUST LUNCH HOURS, JOE. 214 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,614 IT'S CREEPING INTO ALL THE HOURS. IT'S TAKING OVER. 215 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,249 ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M NOT DOING MY JOB? 216 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,218 I'M MOMENTS AWAY FROM SAYING IT. 217 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:20,888 OOP... AND HERE IT COMES. YOU'RE NOT DOING YOUR JOB! 218 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:23,023 HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 219 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,325 YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT A BULLY TOOK RYDER'S SNEAKERS. 220 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,260 I TOTALLY KNEW THAT... WAIT, WHAT? 221 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,697 - I THOUGHT HE LOST THEM. - PAY ATTENTION, OKAY?! 222 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,065 SO MANY INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING RIGHT ABOVE YOUR HEAD 223 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:35,068 WHILE YOU'RE DOWN HERE PLAYING "WHERE'S WALDO?" 224 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:38,806 UGH. WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST HAVE BEEN HAVING SEX WITH YOUR COUSIN? 225 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,915 - MORNING. - MORNING. 226 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:51,051 - WANT SOME BREAKFAST? - BREAKFAST? 227 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:55,756 INTERESTING COVER, JOE. IF IT IS IN FACT "JOE." 228 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,296 ( grunts ) 229 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,770 YEP, OKAY. 230 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:18,812 - ( clears throat ) - HEY, WHAT... WHAT... 231 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,082 THAT WAS... ( groans ) 232 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:40,801 - WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST? - ( unison ) CEREAL. 233 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,737 SO QUICK, BEFORE HE COMES DOWN... DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING ABOUT RYDER? 234 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:46,239 HE'S TRYING OUT FOR CHEERLEADER. 235 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,911 - REALLY? - WELL, I SIGNED HIM UP. 236 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,914 OKAY, FOCUS, LENNOX. DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING? 237 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,716 OH YEAH, HUGE! 238 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,052 SO TAMMY LeBONGE SAID SHE WAS OUT SICK WITH MONO, 239 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,454 BUT I COULD TOTALLY TELL SHE GOT A NOSE JOB. 240 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,291 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME TRY TALKING TO HIM, ALL RIGHT? 241 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,759 SORT OF A LITTLE MAN-TO-MAN THING. HERE. 242 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,962 GOSH, CAN YOU HANDLE IT, WITH YOUR BASEMENT MISSION AND ALL? 243 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:12,833 DON'T LET THE BAD GUYS GET AWAY 'CAUSE THE FREE WORLD IS COUNTING ON YOU. 244 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,337 AH, SARCASM... IT'S REALLY PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFAST. 245 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,308 YO, WHAT'S UP, MAN? YOU READY? 246 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,744 - WHERE'S YOUR BACKPACK? - UH, I KINDA LOST IT. 247 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:28,215 YOU LOST IT? THE SAME WAY THAT YOU LOST YOUR SHOES? 248 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,017 - WHEN? - A COUPLE DAYS AGO. 249 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,452 COME ON, JOE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SHOW UP IN YOUR BATHROBE 250 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,387 AND MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS TOO, ARE YOU? 251 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:40,193 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE IT. - HEY, RYDER, YOU FORGOT YOUR NOTEBOOK. 252 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:43,030 - HEY, WHERE'S YOUR NEW BACKPACK? - IN THE WASHING MACHINE. 253 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,098 I KNOW, IT'S BRAND NEW AND ALREADY FILTHY. 254 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,500 SEE, THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. LET'S GO. 255 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,773 BURKE, YOU ARE GONNA LOVE ME. 256 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,276 WHY, ARE YOU SUDDENLY MADE OF COOKIE DOUGH? 257 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:00,013 ALL RIGHT, FINE. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHAT I DID. 258 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,482 HEY, RYDER, I GOT YOUR SHOES BACK, BUDDY. 259 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,217 YOU DID? HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 260 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,287 BACK TO THE BASICS... GOOD OLD-FASHIONED STAKEOUT AT THE HIGH SCHOOL. 261 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,190 15 MINUTES IN, I RAN INTO THE KID WEARING THESE, WENT UP TO HIM... 262 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,392 OF COURSE HE DENIED IT. IT ALMOST GOT A LITTLE UGLY, 263 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:15,896 BUT I CAN BE KIND OF INTIMIDATING WHEN I WANT TO BE. 264 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,299 OOH YEAH, VERY SCARY. ESPECIALLY WITH THOSE LONG EYELASHES. 265 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,534 I'M ALSO WORKING ON GETTING HIS BACKPACK TOO. 266 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,770 BACKPACK! YOU SAID IT WAS IN THE WASH. 267 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,973 THIS TIME I INTENTIONALLY DID NOT TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 268 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,842 - BUT THAT WAS ONLY SO THAT YOU WOULD TRUST ME.- OH, SO TO WIN MY TRUST BACK 269 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,277 - YOU LIED? - YES, I LIED. 270 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,811 BUT THAT'S THE TRUTH. 271 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,815 HEY, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY. SWEET! CHECK IT OUT. 272 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,051 - WHERE'D THESE COME FROM? - YOU DON'T NEED TO THANK ME. 273 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,153 - NO, BUT... - JUST GO PUT THEM ON. GO AHEAD. 274 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,055 GO! 275 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:44,157 YOU, HOWEVER, NEED TO THANK ME. 276 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,894 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EXACTLY HOW I WOULD HAVE DONE IT, 277 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,162 AND IT WAS KIND OF CRAZY AND OBVIOUSLY NOBODY ASKED YOU TO... 278 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:52,365 WOW, YOU'RE REALLY AWFUL AT THIS COMPLIMENTING-PEOPLE STUFF, AREN'T YOU? 279 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,801 THANK YOU, JOE. YOU REALLY CAME THROUGH THIS TIME. 280 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,603 YES, I DID. I JUST MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT. 281 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,540 THESE AREN'T MY SNEAKERS. 282 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,344 OF COURSE THEY ARE. I JUST MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT. 283 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,579 EXCEPT THIS TIME. THESE ARE SOMEBODY ELSE'S. 284 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,516 GOOD GOING, JOE. YOU MUGGED A KID. 285 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,119 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, NO. HE WAS A BULLY. 286 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,520 I MEAN, 6' TALL, 287 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,256 KIND OF HEAVYSET, 3:00 SHADOW. 288 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,091 BRANDON MALANSKY?! 289 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:21,061 TERRIFIC. HE'S A SENIOR... FOR THE SECOND TIME. 290 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,964 EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO ONLINE AND CHANGE MY STATUS TO DEAD. 291 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,501 YOU KNOW, I THINK I KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED. 292 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,571 INSTEAD OF LOOKING AFTER RYDER, YOU WERE TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR HIS FATHER. 293 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,041 YOU'RE NOT FOCUSED. YOU'RE DISTRACTED. 294 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,643 - I AM NOT! - ( phone ringing ) 295 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,479 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 296 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,149 I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE. I'M NOT EVEN GONNA GET THIS. 297 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,117 SEE, OVER IT. NOT ANSWERING IT. 298 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,623 - ( whistles ) - IT'S TESSA. 299 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,225 I GOTTA TAKE THAT. I'M SORRY. 300 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,927 HELLO? YES! 301 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,338 TESSA, SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN. ARE YOU SURE THAT HE'S IN BAHRAIN? 302 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,474 DAMN IT, HOW IS LEWIS MOVING SO FAST? 303 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,209 HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE. 304 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,579 IT'S HIM. NO, NOT LEWIS. 305 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,547 THE KID THAT TOOK RYDER'S BACKPACK. 306 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,616 LISTEN, I HAVE TO CALL YOU RIGHT BACK, OKAY? BYE. 307 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,988 ( phone rings ) 308 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,591 - WHAT IS IT, LONGO? - I THINK I JUST FOUND OUR BULLY. 309 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,193 OH, WELL, DO ME A LITTLE FAVOR 310 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,428 AND MEASURE HIS SHOE SIZE BEFORE YOU TAZE HIM? 311 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,464 I'm serious. He's out in the driveway. I need you to take a look. 312 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,968 - See that kid? - OH YEAH. 313 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,304 THAT'S RYDER'S BACKPACK. IT'S GOT THAT REFLECTIVE STRIPE. 314 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,639 - OH, LET'S GET HIM. - YEP... ( grunts ) 315 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,241 OH, SORRY. OH WOW. 316 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,443 THAT'S... HARD. WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THERE? 317 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,478 I WORK OUT. 318 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,647 YEAH WELL, YOU CAN STOP, 'CAUSE YOU'RE DONE. 319 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,583 - LET'S GO TAKE HIM DOWN! - HOLD ON, HOLD ON A MINUTE, TRAINING DAY. 320 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,287 - THERE'S A LOT OF BACKPACKS THAT LOOK JUST LIKE THAT. - BUT HE'S GOT RYDER'S SNEAKERS. 321 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,289 THERE'S A LOT OF SNEAKERS THAT LOOK JUST LIKE THAT TOO. 322 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,591 THIS IS ALL CIRCUMSTANTIAL UNTIL WE SEE SOME ACTUAL BULLYING. 323 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,429 SO YOU JUST WANT TO SIT UP HERE AND WAIT UNTIL RYDER'S DOWN TO HIS TIGHTY-WHITEYS? 324 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,265 YOU WANT TO LOSE THE COLLAR, GO AHEAD. I'M PLAYING THIS ONE BY THE BOOK. 325 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,671 RYDER JUST GAVE THE KID THE SCOOTER. MOVE IT, MOVE IT. 326 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,573 - OH, OKAY. OH WAIT! - WHAT? 327 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,675 SO WHEN I WANTED TO GO WITH THE SNEAKERS 328 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,544 AND THE BACKPACK, THAT WASN'T ENOUGH. 329 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,612 BUT NOW THERE'S A SCOOTER, SO NOW WE CAN GO? 330 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,514 - YEAH. - 'KAY. 331 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,183 - ALL RIGHT, MOVE IT. - I NEED SHOES. 332 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,518 FORGET THE SHOES. THERE'S NO TIME FOR SHOES. LET'S GO. 333 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,491 ( clears throat ) WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, FELLAS? 334 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,660 - NOTHING. - SURE. 335 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,463 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MR. NOTHING-DOER? 336 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,432 - UH, I'M ISAAC. - HE'S MY FRIEND FROM SCHOOL. 337 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,669 AH, DID YOU HEAR THAT, JOE? HIS FRIEND FROM SCHOOL ISAAC. 338 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:47,040 - YEAH, FRIEND. - ( disbelieving laughs ) 339 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,376 MIND IF I ASK YOUR FRIEND A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS? 340 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,380 YOU HAVE VERY LONG EYELASHES, SIR. 341 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,517 THANK YOU. DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST... 342 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,152 ALL RIGHT, CUT THE CRAP, ISAAC. 343 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,189 - WHERE'D YOU GET THE BACKPACK? - I GOT IT FROM RYDER. 344 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,724 RYDER, HUH? WHAT ABOUT THE SNEAKERS? 345 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,427 - RYDER. - RYDER! WE SEEING A PATTERN HERE, BURKE? 346 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,163 YEAH, LONGO, I'M SEEING A PATTERN. BIG PATTERN. 347 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,300 - LISTEN, I CAN EXPLAIN. - I THINK I GET IT. 348 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,135 - OH YOU GET IT. - YEAH. 349 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,205 LISTEN, KID, YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE STUFF THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU 350 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,640 AND LEAVE AN INNOCENT PERSON WITH NO BACKPACK, NO SNEAKERS, 351 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,675 NO JOB, NO MONEY, NO PORSCHE. 352 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,677 - YOU SICK... - JOE, NOT ABOUT YOU. 353 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,780 RIGHT. THE JIG'S UP, KID. YOU'RE BUSTED. 354 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,649 TAKE IT OFF, LET'S GO. EVERYTHING. 355 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,484 - HERE, TAKE IT. TAKE IT ALL. - UH-HUH, UH-HUH. 356 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,553 - AND THE SHOES. GO, GET OUT OF HERE! - YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY! 357 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,088 NO NO, ISAAC, I'M SORRY! 358 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,657 - THANKS A LOT! - WHAT ARE YOU MAD AT US FOR? 359 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,793 - HE JUST TOOK ALL YOUR STUFF. - NO, HE DIDN'T. I GAVE IT TO HIM. 360 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:44,164 ISAAC'S PARENTS INVESTED THEIR LIFE'S SAVINGS WITH MY DAD. 361 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:47,800 THEN HE RUNS OFF WITH EVERYTHING AND RUINS THEIR LIVES. THANKS A LOT! 362 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,373 I THINK WE JUST PLAYED BAD COP-WORSE COP. 363 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:57,377 YOU'RE WORSE COP. I ONLY BULLIED ONE INNOCENT KID. YOU BULLIED TWO. 364 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,680 I JUST DUG MYSELF A PRETTY BIG HOLE HERE. 365 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,283 MIND IF I GO TAKE A SHOT AT TALKING TO HIM? 366 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:07,086 GO FOR IT. I'M GONNA TRY TO CATCH ISAAC AND APOLOGIZE. 367 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,423 THAT SHOULDN'T BE HARD. THE KID DOESN'T HAVE ANY SHOES. 368 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,425 NEITHER DO I. 369 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,462 HERE, JUST USE THESE. 370 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,132 ( knocks ) 371 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,501 HEY. 372 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,536 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 373 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,606 - GIVING ALL MY STUFF TO ISAAC. - REALLY? 374 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,742 WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER TO LEAVE ALL YOUR STUFF HERE AND LET ISAAC MOVE IN? 375 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,746 GIVING AWAY YOUR STUFF IS VERY GENEROUS, MAN, 376 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,715 BUT IT'S NOT GONNA FIX THE MESS YOUR DAD MADE. 377 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,718 - THEN WHO IS GONNA FIX IT? - HOPEFULLY YOUR DAD WILL. 378 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:42,622 MAYBE NOBODY'LL FIX IT. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THINGS DON'T GET FIXED. 379 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,692 SO MY DAD JUST GETS AWAY WITH IT? THAT'S NOT FAIR. 380 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,195 AREN'T YOU MAD AT HIM? 381 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,664 AM I MAD? I NICKNAMED MY ULCER "LEWIS." 382 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,704 BUT BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 383 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,707 THIS WHOLE THING IS CONSUMING YOU. YOU HAVE TO TRY TO GET PAST IT. 384 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,676 - HOW? - HOW? I'LL TELL YOU HOW. 385 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,547 I HAVE NO IDEA. 386 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,850 BUT I DON'T THINK GIVING AWAY YOUR BASKETBALL 387 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,652 IS GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER. 388 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:17,524 - I REALLY LIKE THAT BASKETBALL. - THEN YOU SHOULD KEEP IT. 389 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,593 - JUST MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE. - EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 390 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,232 ACTUALLY IT'S NOT. 391 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,901 AS HARD AS IT IS FOR YOU, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LET THIS THING GO. 392 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,473 DO ME A FAVOR: JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH, 393 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,708 PUT ALL THIS STUFF BACK AND I PROMISE YOU... 394 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,845 TOMORROW WILL BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER THAN IT IS TODAY. 395 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:44,684 TRUST ME, THERE ARE MANY MORE FUN AND INTERESTING THINGS OUT THERE TO GET OBSESSED ABOUT, 396 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:48,755 LIKE SPORTS, VIDEO GAMES. 397 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:52,525 - AND SEX? - ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 398 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:57,730 HEY, YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE ALL YOUR STUFF AWAY THERE EITHER. 399 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,599 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TO ME. 400 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,469 YEAH, YOU'LL BE THE ONE GUY THAT GETS OUT ALIVE. 401 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,382 - HEY, HOW DID IT GO UP THERE? - IT WENT WELL. 402 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,717 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY GOTTEN THROUGH TO HIM. 403 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,720 WELL, THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE, JOE, 404 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,789 ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT LETTING GO. 405 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,392 OH, THANK... WERE YOU SPYING ON ME? 406 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,193 NO, I WOULD NEVER... OKAY YEAH. 407 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,663 - PFFFT. - LOOK, I HAD TO LIE TO REBUILD OUR TRUST. 408 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,965 WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE? 409 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,901 ( phone rings ) 410 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:39,272 - IT'S TESSA. - AREN'T YOU GONNA TAKE IT? 411 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,841 NO. NO I'M NOT. 412 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:45,445 I'M OFF THE CASE. I GOT A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON HERE, YOU KNOW? 413 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,750 - I'M GOING TO MEET PHOEBE AT THE MALL. - OH, I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT. 414 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,485 - I DON'T NEED A LIFT. - I THINK YOU DO. 415 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,721 PHOEBE AND HER FAMILY ARE IN MINNEAPOLIS THIS WEEKEND. 416 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,757 - ( nervous laughter ) - ( mocking laughter ) 417 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,761 I MEANT THAT I... 418 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,597 - WHAT'S HIS NAME, LENNOX? - WHAT ARE YOU, A MIND READER? 419 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,233 FINE. I'M GOING TO MEET TREVOR. 420 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,568 IS THAT OKAY? 421 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,704 YES, IT IS. BE BACK BY 9:00. 422 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,506 - 9:30. - 8:00. 423 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,375 OKAY, 9:00. GOOD NIGHT. 424 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,610 NIGHT. 425 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,347 WOW, YOU REALLY ARE A MIND READER. 426 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,682 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT AM I THINKING? - OOH. 427 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,917 - ICE CREAM. - WRONG! CAKE. 428 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,619 OKAY, ICE CREAM CAKE. 429 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,690 HEY, LOOK AT WHAT I PICKED UP ON MY WAY HOME. 430 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,525 "MARLEY & ME"? 431 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,662 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL. WE CAN WATCH THIS. LADIES' CHOICE. 432 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,700 ( theme music playing )