1 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:09,710 "MELISSA & JOEY" IS RECORDED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 2 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,712 HEY, ANYBODY GOT ANY ASPIRIN? 3 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,648 MY HEAD IS JUST SPLITTING. 4 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:17,518 HUH? 5 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:20,388 OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS USED TO LOVE THIS HALLOWEEN STUFF. 6 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,656 AND I USED TO POOP IN MY PANTS. 7 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,194 HEY HEY HEY. 8 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,628 OOH, I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR HAIR. 9 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,197 YOU'RE PARTING IT A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY. 10 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:32,133 SEE? HERE'S SOMEBODY IN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT. 11 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,467 MY SPIRITS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HALLOWEEN 12 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:34,768 AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 13 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,637 I JUST GOT MY PORSCHE OUT OF THE REPO LOT! 14 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,739 - YEAH, BABY! - CONGRATULATIONS. 15 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,741 IT MUST FEEL SO GOOD TO HAVE YOUR PENIS BACK. 16 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:46,046 GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOUR JOKES, BURKE. 17 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,481 THE LADIES, THEY LOVE THE PORSCHE. 18 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:48,616 YEAH, UNTIL THEY MEET THE DRIVER. 19 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,518 - YOU KNOW... - HEY, WHOA. 20 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,187 HOW ABOUT CHANNELING ALL THAT EXCESSIVE MACHO INTO CARVING THIS PUMPKIN? 21 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:56,023 NICE MOVE. INSULT ME AND THEN GIVE ME A WEAPON. 22 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,226 HEY, JOE, NOW THAT YOU GOT YOUR CAR BACK, 23 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,727 DO YOU HATE MY DAD ANY LESS? 24 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,595 HATE THE MAN THAT MADE ME LOSE EVERYTHING? 25 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,198 NAH, NOT AT ALL. 26 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,303 OOH, RIGHT IN THE SEEDS. 27 00:01:09,337 --> 00:01:11,739 SO DOES EVERYBODY HAVE THEIR COSTUME READY FOR TOMORROW NIGHT? 28 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:13,307 YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT. 29 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:16,244 I'M GOING AS A TEENAGER WHO THINKS DRESSING UP IS LAME. 30 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,581 I'M GOING AS HER BROTHER... THE KID WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS. 31 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,816 GUYS, IT'S HALLOWEEN. 32 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:25,119 COME ON, REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN WE USED TO HAVE... 33 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:27,121 SCARY, SUGAR-FILLED FAMILY FUN? 34 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:29,123 COME ON, IF YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANY COSTUME IDEAS, 35 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:30,691 I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND. 36 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,728 BURKE, WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST? 37 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,664 HEY, JOE, CAN I TALK TO YOU IN THE OTHER ROOM? 38 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:41,101 WHAT? 39 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:42,770 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M DOING HERE, DO YOU? 40 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:46,474 YEAH. ANNOYING THE KIDS. OH, AND ME. 41 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,642 HALLOWEEN WAS ALWAYS A BIG DEAL IN THEIR FAMILY. 42 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,644 LENNOX AND RYDER HAVE LOST SO MUCH. 43 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:53,514 IT'S SO HARD TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY WITH THAT AXE IN YOUR HEAD. 44 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,749 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I JUST WANT THEM TO HAVE A GREAT HALLOWEEN, OKAY? 45 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,251 SO LET'S GO BACK IN THERE AND PEP 'EM UP! 46 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,719 I DON'T WANNA... EW. 47 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:01,522 GUYS, JOE WAS JUST TELLING ME THIS COOL HALLOWEEN STORY 48 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:04,258 FROM WHEN HE WAS GROWING UP... LONGO FAMILY CRAZY FUN. 49 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,826 GO. 50 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:08,762 WHA... UH, OKAY, SURE. 51 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:11,832 WHEN I WAS A KID, ALL MY FRIENDS 52 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,867 GOT THOSE COOL STORE-BOUGHT COSTUMES. 53 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,770 OOH WOW! 54 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:19,773 ANYWAY, I REMEMBER ONE YEAR I ASKED MY DAD IF I COULD HAVE ONE. 55 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,875 YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? HE GRABBED TWO BROWN PAPER BAGS, 56 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,744 TAPED 'EM TOGETHER, CUT A HOLE OUT FOR MY HEAD 57 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,447 AND SAID, "THERE YOU GO, SON. YOU'RE GOING AS GROCERIES." 58 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:33,621 - ( clenched ) THANKS A LOT. - I'M GLAD I COULD HELP. 59 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,856 - ( loud creak ) - DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? 60 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:37,691 I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 61 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:39,760 NO NO, IT WAS THAT CREAKING NOISE. 62 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,662 THIS IS THE SECOND NIGHT IN A ROW THAT I'VE HEARD IT. 63 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,664 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HEARD THAT TOO. 64 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,266 YOU KNOW WHAT IT COULD BE? 65 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,635 ( spooky voice ) THE FOUNDATION SETTLING. 66 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,705 IT'S NOT HOUSE SOUNDS. THERE IS SOMETHING UP THERE. 67 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,676 THERE IS. IT'S CALLED AN ATTIC. 68 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,682 - ( creak ) - THERE IT IS AGAIN. 69 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:05,219 MAYBE IT'S A RAT OR A FAMILY OF RATS. 70 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:07,488 JOE, IT'S THE HOUSE SETTLING. THAT'S WHAT HOUSES DO, 71 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,357 ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 72 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:12,159 THERE'S NOTHING UNUSUAL OR WEIRD OR STRANGE ABOUT IT. 73 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,395 ( electricity buzzes ) 74 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,698 SORRY. MY IMAGINATION. 75 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,269 ♪ I GUESS ♪ 76 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,736 ♪ YOU'RE STUCK ♪ 77 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:25,373 ♪ WITH ME ♪ 78 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,544 HEY, YOU GUYS FIND ANYTHING UP THERE, ANYTHING AT ALL? 79 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,880 NOPE. I TOOK ONE END OF THE ATTIC AND JOE TOOK THE OTHER. 80 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,181 NOTHING. 81 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,385 SO NO EVIDENCE OF YOUR RODENT FRIENDS? 82 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,953 NO RAT DROPPINGS OR A LITTLE RAT CAMPFIRE 83 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:42,256 OR A LITTLE DVD COPY OF "RATATOUILLE"? 84 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,693 I'M TELLING YOU THERE'S A RAT UP THERE CHEWING ON A WIRE. 85 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,728 JUST 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T FIND DROPPINGS MEANS NOTHING. 86 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:51,332 IT MEANS HE'S CONSTIPATED. OR TOILET TRAINED. 87 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,302 HEY, DID SOMEONE EAT MY HALF A GRAPEFRUIT? 88 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:57,405 UH, I THINK I DID. 89 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,239 - BUT YOU HATE GRAPEFRUIT. - SO? 90 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,709 UNTIL RECENTLY SHE ALSO HATED THE TASTE OF BEER. 91 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,411 Both: WHAT? 92 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:07,715 HE MEANS THAT I STILL HATE THE TASTE OF BEER. 93 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,683 UNLESS THEY'VE CHANGED IT SINCE MY DAD GAVE ME 94 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,452 ONE SIP WHEN I WAS EIGHT. 95 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,220 - RIGHT? - RIGHT. 96 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,956 BEER, EW. 97 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,758 AND WHERE'S MY LITTLE HUNK OF LASAGNA? 98 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,793 DON'T YOU CALL ME THAT. 99 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,865 - RYDER ATE IT. - YEAH, I MUST'VE. 100 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,734 BUT THAT WAS GOING TO BE MY LUNCH. 101 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,370 NOW I HAVE TO BUY SOMETHING FROM THAT SANDWICH LADY 102 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,405 WHO LOOKS LIKE JOHN GOODMAN. 103 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:34,274 - ( doorbell rings ) - I'LL GET IT. 104 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:38,612 WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING ALL YOU PEOPLE LIVE WITH ME 105 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,514 IF I HAVE TO ANSWER MY OWN DOOR? 106 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:44,718 HI. MYRNA SHERWOOD FROM JUST ACROSS THE STREET. 107 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,620 - PINK HOUSE. - OH YES. 108 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,389 I LOVE ALL YOUR LITTLE PLASTIC GEESE 109 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,658 WITH ALL THE DIFFERENT SEASONAL OUTFITS. 110 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:54,495 THEY'RE LIKE MY CHILDREN. 111 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:57,731 I GOT SOME OF YOUR MAIL BY MISTAKE. 112 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,667 OH, THAT'S SO THOUGHTFUL. 113 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,569 WHEN I GET A NEIGHBOR'S MAIL, I JUST TOSS IT IN THE... 114 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:03,070 NEIGHBOR'S MAILBOX. 115 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:07,675 - ( loud creak ) - YOU HEARD THAT, RIGHT? 116 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,343 I AM TELLING YOU THERE ARE RATS UP THERE. 117 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:11,412 MYRNA, THIS IS MY NANNY JOE. 118 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:12,713 JOE, MYRNA FROM ACROSS THE STREET. 119 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:13,847 - IS THAT THE GOOSE LADY? - UH-HUH. 120 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,616 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - HI. 121 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,652 SO YOU'VE BEEN HEARING NOISES IN THE ATTIC? 122 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:23,290 JUST, YOU KNOW, CREAKING. ( mimics creak ) 123 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,794 WELL, NOT TO ALARM YOU, BUT IT COULD BE... 124 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,796 SOMETHING ELSE. 125 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,798 LIKE WHAT? 126 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,401 I'M SURE THE REALTOR TOLD YOU EVERYTHING 127 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,035 WHEN YOU BOUGHT THE HOUSE... 128 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,506 ABOUT THE UNSPEAKABLE INCIDENT. 129 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:41,375 OH, YOU MEAN ABOUT THE SWINGERS THAT USED TO LIVE HERE 130 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:42,676 THAT MADE THOSE MOVIES? 131 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:45,345 DIFFERENT SOUNDS, HON. 132 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:51,084 NO, YEARS AGO, A WIDOWER NAMED GERHARD MUELLER LIVED HERE. 133 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:54,588 QUIET MAN. NO ONE EVEN NOTICED HE WAS GONE 134 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,390 UNTIL ONE DAY A TELEPHONE REPAIRMAN 135 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:58,559 GLANCED IN THE ATTIC WINDOW. 136 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:01,595 ALL THAT WAS LEFT OF GERHARD WAS BONES. 137 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,364 - AHHH! - WHAT? 138 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:06,967 HOW DID IT HAPPEN? 139 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,369 IT SEEMS HE WENT UP TO CHECK ON A NOISE, 140 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,772 AND THEN HE FELL AND NEVER CAME TO. 141 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,408 AND THE RATS TOOK CARE OF THE REST. 142 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,710 SO THERE USED TO BE RATS UP THERE. 143 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,113 AND EVER SINCE, ALL THE KIDS HAVE SAID 144 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,649 THAT THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED. 145 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:25,686 BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 146 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,020 ISN'T IT? 147 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,826 WELL, ANYWAY, I NEED TO GO AND GET READY 148 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,495 FOR ALL THE LITTLE TRICK-OR-TREATERS. 149 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,897 - YOU STILL HAVE CANDY TO BUY? - OH NO. 150 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:40,568 I TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS AND HIDE IN MY BATHROOM. 151 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:44,104 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 152 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,645 - WELL, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. - YEAH, IT SURE DOES. 153 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,481 I GOT A DISCOUNT ON THIS HOUSE 154 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,483 BECAUSE SOME OLD GERMAN GUY GOT EATEN BY RATS. 155 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:58,085 YAY FOR ME! 156 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,754 OR MYRNA'S STORY COULD EXPLAIN 157 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:03,791 YOU KNOW, THE PRESENCE OF... 158 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:07,394 WELL, SOMETIMES WHEN A TRAUMATIC EVENT OCCURS SOMEWHERE, 159 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,163 IT ACTUALLY ALTERS THE ENERGY OF THAT LOCATION FOR A LONG TIME. 160 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,766 MAYBE THERE'S A... 161 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,636 - YOU KNOW, A... - A WHAT? 162 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,805 A SPIRIT. 163 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:20,574 YOU MEAN A G-G-G-GHOST? 164 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:23,611 LOOK, SCOOBY, A LOT OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE BELIEVE IN GHOSTS. 165 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,979 NO THEY DON'T. 166 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,182 I AM A VERY SKEPTICAL PERSON BY NATURE, 167 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,918 BUT I'M TELLING YOU THERE ARE BOOKS AND ARTICLES. 168 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,721 AND CARTOONS. 169 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,689 YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET I MENTIONED IT. 170 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:38,125 NO NO, YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO YOUR GHOST. 171 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,927 I WILL, BUT NOT TILL TONIGHT. 172 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,696 - WHY? - BECAUSE IT'S BETTER TO TALK TO THEM WHEN IT'S DARK. 173 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:45,733 BECAUSE THEN YOU CAN'T SEE THE STRINGS AND SHEETS AND WHATNOT? 174 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:48,636 THIS IS GONNA BE THE KIDS' BEST HALLOWEEN EVER! 175 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,955 HEY, AUNT MEL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DRESSING UP FOR HALLOWEEN. 176 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,758 HAR HAR HAR. 177 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,660 SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE, RIGHT? 178 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:15,095 SLUTTY INVESTMENT BANKER. 179 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,599 WHAT? NO. I'VE GOT A THING IN MY EAR. 180 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:21,234 SLUTTY U.N. TRANSLATOR? 181 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:24,972 COME ON, THERE'S STILL A BIG BOX OF COSTUMES HERE, GUYS. 182 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,807 WHO WANTS TO BE A HOBO? 183 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,642 ISN'T THAT JUST LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON? 184 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,978 IT'S A JOLLY HOMELESS PERSON. 185 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,146 WHAT ABOUT A NURSE? LOOK, THAT'S SCARY. 186 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,684 OOH, YOUR INSURANCE HAS EXPIRED! 187 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,054 AUNT MEL, WE'RE JUST NOT DOING THE WHOLE HALLOWEEN THING. 188 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,858 OKAY, BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, IT'S HERE. 189 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,563 ALL RIGHT, GOT THE CANDY FOR THE TRICK-OR-TREATERS. 190 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:52,232 - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THAT. - OF COURSE. 191 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,734 HERE YOU GO. 192 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,669 UH, WHERE ARE THE CANDY BARS 193 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,805 AND THE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS? THIS IS JUST... 194 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,807 BLACK LICORICE AND MORE BLACK LICORICE. 195 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,875 OH WAIT. HERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT... BLACK LICORICE! 196 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,744 WHAT, WHO DOESN'T LIKE BLACK LICORICE? 197 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,613 UH, HUMAN BEINGS. 198 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,682 I'VE GOT A REPUTATION TO MAINTAIN. 199 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,751 I AM KNOWN FOR MY BADASS HALLOWEEN CANDY. 200 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:13,220 I CAN'T BE PASSING OUT SUCK LIKE THIS. 201 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,222 BLACK LICORICE IS VINTAGE AND CLASSIC. 202 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,557 YEAH, CLASSIC CRAP. 203 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,559 JOE, IF I GOT THIS IN MY TREAT BAG, 204 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,995 THERE WOULD BE A FLAMING BAG OF DOG BUSINESS 205 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,632 THROWN AT YOUR PORCH SO FAST. 206 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,199 FINE. I'LL GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOMETHING ELSE. 207 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,201 NO, I'LL GO. OTHERWISE YOU'LL JUST COME BACK 208 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,104 WITH SOMETHING ELSE LAME LIKE CANDY CORN OR LIVER TREATS. 209 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,874 ( creak ) 210 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,242 THERE'S YOUR GHOST BUDDY. 211 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,810 DON'T YOU TWO HAVE A PLAY-DATE? 212 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,646 NOT UNTIL IT GETS DARK. 213 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,048 WHY? HE'S A GERMAN GHOST. HE'S SIX HOURS AHEAD. 214 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,083 YOU'D BETTER GET UP THERE. 215 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,819 HEY WAIT. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE, RIGHT? 216 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,957 A PILOT FOR PORNO AIRLINES? 217 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,065 ( door creaks ) 218 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,670 HELLO? 219 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,004 GERHARD? 220 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,575 HI. 221 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,944 MY NAME IS, UH, JOE. 222 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,882 I KNOW YOU USED TO LIVE HERE, GERHARD, 223 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:17,885 AND I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU, BUT... 224 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,821 UH, DUDE, YOU'RE DEAD. 225 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,758 AND THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE ANYMORE. 226 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,661 NOPE, THIS IS... THIS IS MY HOUSE NOW. 227 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,731 ACTUALLY, IT'S MEL'S HOUSE. 228 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,800 I WORK FOR HER. 229 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,301 TECHNICALLY, I'M FREELANCE. 230 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,803 IT'S AN ODD SITUATION, REALLY. 231 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,705 I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THIS BIG FINANCIAL SWINDLE 232 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,373 AND LOST EVERYTHING AND THIS WAS THE ONLY JOB I COULD... 233 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,710 LIKE YOU NEED TO HEAR ABOUT MY PROBLEMS. 234 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,378 I'M GONNA TAKE DAD SOME MEATLOAF. HE LIKES IT, RIGHT? 235 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:48,081 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP THIS GOING? 236 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:51,118 I THOUGHT WE WERE IN THIS TOGETHER. 237 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,653 OKAY, BUT AUNT MEL AND JOE ARE GOING TO FIND HIM. 238 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,255 IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. 239 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,290 OH, SO WHAT'S YOUR IDEA? YOU WANT TO JUST TURN HIM IN? 240 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,792 NO. 241 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,861 TAKE HIM SOME OF THAT TUNA CASSEROLE. 242 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:04,197 - ISN'T HE ALLERGIC TO FISH? - MM-HMM. 243 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,702 AND EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE YOU OR HEAR YOU, GERHARD, 244 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:12,005 I FEEL YOUR PRESENCE HERE. 245 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:15,008 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT SCARED. 246 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,278 NO, IN FACT, UNLIKE OTHER PEOPLE, 247 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,180 I WELCOME YOU, GERHARD. 248 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,882 I WELCOME YOU INTO MY HOME WITH... 249 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,717 AH, WHAT THE...?! 250 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,955 - SCANLON? - JOE. 251 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,823 - HEY, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. - I BET. 252 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,124 IT'S NOT ENOUGH YOU TAKE ALL MY MONEY. 253 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,960 NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK? 254 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,962 IN MY DEFENSE, I DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE SEEN. 255 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,697 THUS, THREE DAYS IN THE ATTIC. 256 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,232 YOU'VE BEEN UP HERE FOR THREE DAYS? 257 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,234 YEAH, THE KIDS BROUGHT ME A HOT PLATE AND A SPACE HEATER... 258 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,804 ALL PLUGGED INTO ONE OUTLET. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE BLINKY STUFF. 259 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,272 TELL ME, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? 260 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,775 YOU RUINED MY LIFE. THERE, WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP. 261 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,410 I UNDERSTAND. YOUR ANGER IS TO BE EXPECTED. 262 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,880 YOU ALSO UNDERSTAND YOUR NOSE IS TO BE BROKEN? 263 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,283 GO AHEAD. I DESERVE IT. 264 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,819 OF COURSE, SEEING MY FACE REARRANGED 265 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,755 COULD BE KINDA TRAUMATIC FOR RYDER AND LENNOX. 266 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,791 DON'T YOU THINK YOU ALREADY TOOK CARE OF THE TRAUMATIZING 267 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,092 WITH THE RUNNING OFF AND ABANDONING THEM? 268 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,260 THE MONTHS I SPENT WITHOUT THEM HAVE BEEN HELL. 269 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,864 WELL, LET ME HELP YOU OUT. AFTER I BEAT YOU SENSELESS, I'M GONNA TURN YOU IN. 270 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,766 THAT'S FAIR. 271 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,902 IT'S BEEN SO GREAT SEEING MY KIDS THESE PAST FEW DAYS. 272 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:18,071 I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONE LAST NIGHT WITH THEM. 273 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,740 THEN I'LL TURN MYSELF IN. 274 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:24,311 THAT'S ALL YOU WANT? JUST ONE LAST NIGHT? 275 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,014 IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME. 276 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:32,385 WELL, IN THAT CASE... 277 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,855 NO. 278 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,756 I'M CALLING THE COPS. YOU SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE? 279 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,892 YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET SOMETHING GOOD AND THEN I SCREWED YOU. 280 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,360 YOU KNOW, KIND OF LIKE A PONZI SCHEME! 281 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,866 HEY, GANG, WHERE ARE YOU HEADED? 282 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,868 - NOWHERE. - REALLY? 283 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,736 - WHAT'S IN THE BAG? - NOTHING. 284 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,304 SO TAKING A BAG FULL OF NOTHING NOWHERE. 285 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,772 THAT'S BELIEVABLE. 286 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,309 OKAY, HERE'S THE TRUTH. 287 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,778 WE WERE SO INSPIRED BY YOU 288 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,513 THAT WE DECIDED TO CUT THIS BAG UP, 289 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,950 MAKE IT INTO COSTUMES AND GO AS GROCERIES. 290 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,019 IT'S AN HOMAGE. 291 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,487 I SAW YOUR DAD UP THERE. 292 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,557 WHAT?! MY DAD HERE IN THIS HOUSE? 293 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,795 BACK OFF. HE'S NOT BUYING IT. 294 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,398 YEAH. WELL, NOT NOW. 295 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,268 COME ON, JOE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CALL THE COPS, ARE YOU? 296 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,771 IT'S ONE LAST HALLOWEEN AND THEN HE'S GONNA TURN HIMSELF IN. 297 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,273 WE CAN'T PUT THIS OFF ANY LONGER, RYDER. 298 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,375 YOUR DAD BROKE THE LAW... SEVERAL OF THEM. 299 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,011 YEAH, WELL, IF THE LAW CAN'T GIVE A KID A COUPLE HOURS WITH HIS FATHER, 300 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:34,915 - THEN THE LAW BLOWS. - DAD CAN'T RUN FOREVER. 301 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,450 HE DESERVES TO GO TO JAIL. 302 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,552 BUT RYDER DESERVES... 303 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,789 WE DESERVE ONE LAST NIGHT WITH HIM. 304 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,557 PLEASE, JOE? 305 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,897 ( sighs ) YOU GUYS GOT TILL MIDNIGHT. 306 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,065 STAY UP THERE IN THE ATTIC AND DON'T YOU BREATHE A WORD OF THIS 307 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,001 TO YOUR AUNT MEL. I'LL TELL HER YOU GUYS 308 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,803 WENT TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY OR SOMETHING. 309 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,405 THANK YOU. 310 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,042 DON'T MENTION IT. EVER. 311 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,913 JUST FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE BACK THERE 312 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,581 - TO MAKE THAT PERFORMANCE MORE BELIEVABLE? - NOT BE LYING. 313 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,254 ( spooky music playing ) 314 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:23,096 HEY, CHECK THIS OUT. THEY'RE CALLED CANDY BARS. 315 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,933 KIDS LIKE THEM 'CAUSE THEY DON'T TASTE LIKE SUGAR-COATED TIRES. 316 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,369 SO HOW'D IT GO WITH THE GHOST UP THERE? 317 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,972 WAS HE MORE WHITE AND FLOATY OR GREEN AND SLIMY? 318 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,474 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, DID YA BUST HIM? 319 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:39,046 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT YOU WERE RIGHT. 320 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,981 THERE IS NOTHING UP THERE. 321 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,849 SO IT WAS JUST HOUSE SOUNDS. 322 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,018 YOU WERE TOTALLY COMPLETELY RIGHT. 323 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,587 OH MY GOSH, YOU SAW SOMETHING UP THERE. 324 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,622 ( voice cracks ) NO, I DIDN'T. 325 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,992 WHEN YOU LIE, YOUR VOICE GOES HIGHER. 326 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,394 - ( pitch raises ) IT DOES NOT. - JOE. 327 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,496 NOTHING! 328 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,099 RATS. 329 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,901 RAT. 330 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,871 - LEWIS. - LEWIS? 331 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,007 LEWIS? LEWIS?! 332 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,641 SCUMBAG LEWIS? HE'S IN MY ATTIC? 333 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,910 YES YES YES YES, HE'S UP THERE RIGHT NOW. 334 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:11,979 ARE YOU JOKING? 335 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:16,549 YEP, THIS IS MY HILARIOUS HALLOWEEN PRANK. 336 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,019 IT'S NO SEVERED HAND, I'LL GRANT YOU, BUT... 337 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:22,389 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW, TURN HIM IN? 338 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,058 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WHY DID YOU TELL ME HE WAS UP THERE? 339 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,326 WHAT? YOU FORCED ME TO TELL YOU! 340 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,061 YOU DID THAT THING WHERE YOU LOOKED AT ME! 341 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,063 YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! 342 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:33,967 I CAN'T JUST CALL THE COPS. THOSE POOR KIDS. 343 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,502 NO, WAIT. I'M AN ELECTED OFFICIAL. 344 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,137 I CAN'T BE HARBORING A FUGITIVE. 345 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,638 I'VE GOT NO CHOICE. 346 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,040 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 347 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:43,076 THE KIDS BEGGED ME FOR ONE MORE NIGHT WITH THEIR FATHER. 348 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,412 AND THEN HE PROMISED ME HE WAS GONNA TURN HIMSELF IN. 349 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,981 AND YOU BELIEVED HIM? HE'S MANIPULATING YOU. 350 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,649 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR HIS CRAP AGAIN. 351 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,285 I DID NOT FALL FOR HIS CRAP AGAIN. 352 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,221 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR HIS CRAP AGAIN. 353 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,466 I CANNOT BELIEVE I FELL FOR HIS CRAP AGAIN. 354 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,969 HERE'S HOW YOU CAN TELL LEWIS IS LYING... HE'S BREATHING. 355 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,439 WHAT'S THIS? IT'S FROM LEWIS. 356 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,274 HE SAYS HE TOOK THE KIDS TO RICK DORAL'S HOUSE. 357 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,709 THAT'S THAT AMAZING HALLOWEEN PARTY THEY WENT TO EVERY YEAR. 358 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,578 - THEN LET'S GO THERE AND GET THEM. - IF THEY'RE THERE. 359 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,580 WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH? 360 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,649 OKAY, LET ME JUST TAKE THAT BACK. 361 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,384 HELLO, OFFICER? 362 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,186 I NEED YOU TO SEND A POLICE CAR 363 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,454 TO RICK DORAL'S HOUSE ON LAKEVIEW. 364 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,022 I DON'T KNOW THE ADDRESS, BUT YOU CAN'T MISS IT. 365 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:31,558 THERE'S LIKE 20 ZOMBIE-EATEN BODIES IN THE FRONT DRIVEWAY. 366 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,260 YEAH. I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 367 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,462 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO FIND LEWIS SCANLON THERE. 368 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,264 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "JOIN THE CLUB"? 369 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,965 WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT CLUB? 370 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,401 SO WHAT IF LEWIS SCANLON IS A POPULAR COSTUME THIS YEAR? 371 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,470 I'VE GOT THE REAL ONE. I SWEAR! 372 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,338 - ( line clicks, dial tone ) - HELLO? ( gasps ) 373 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,174 HEY, I VOTED FOR YOUR PAY RAISE. 374 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,641 THAT'S IT. WE HAVE TO GO TO THAT PARTY. 375 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,743 I THOUGHT YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT THEY'RE GONNA BE THERE. 376 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,011 I DON'T, BUT WE'RE DESPERATE. 377 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,346 - ALL RIGHT. - OH WAIT. 378 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,681 IF WE'RE GOING TO THE DORALS' HOUSE, 379 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:55,715 YOU CAN'T GET IN WITHOUT A COSTUME. 380 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,184 FORGET THAT. WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A COSTUME. 381 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,985 COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 382 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,322 THERE. HA. YOU'RE MR. CLEAN. 383 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,225 - LET'S GO. - OH MY GOD. 384 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,673 OH GREAT. 385 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,609 SCANLON COULD BE INSIDE ANY ONE OF THESE COSTUMES. 386 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,245 - ( girl cackles ) - A TEENAGE WITCH. 387 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,247 THAT'S CUTE. YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 388 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,182 OH, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. 389 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,284 ALL RIGHT, THEY ALWAYS DID EVERYTHING IN A THEME. 390 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,353 SO LOOK FOR THREE PEOPLE IN A THEME-LIKE COSTUME. 391 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,123 YOU KNOW, LIKE MARX BROTHERS, TELETUBBIES, ANY OF THE GREATS. 392 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,058 OH! WELL, THAT'S THEM! 393 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,294 - ARE YOU SURE? - YES, I'M SURE! GO. 394 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,598 GOTCHA, LEWIS! 395 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,735 OH, HEY. HI. THAT'S A GREAT COSTUME. 396 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,604 I HAD NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE. 397 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,772 I STILL DON'T. 398 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,474 HERE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT THAT BACK ON. 399 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,144 ENJOY THE PARTY, GUYS. 400 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,645 STILL THINK THAT LOOKS LIKE LEWIS? 401 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,613 - I TOOK A SHOT. - NO, YOU DIDN'T TAKE A SHOT. 402 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,482 YOU POINTED. I'M THE ONE WHO TOOK THE SHOT. 403 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,750 MEL, JOE, HAVE YOU TRIED THE PUNCH? 404 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,452 - LEWIS! - LEWIS. 405 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,687 ACTUALLY, TONIGHT I'M A COP. 406 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,689 YOU, OF COURSE, RECOGNIZE MY PRISONER, 407 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,459 WHO WILL NOT SPEAK WITHOUT HER DEFENSE ATTORNEY. 408 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,361 IT'S BEEN AWHILE, LEWIS. 409 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,063 SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED THAT IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 410 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,766 I HAVEN'T REALLY HAD THE CHANCE TO TELL YOU 411 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:23,403 HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE YOU LOOKING AFTER THE KIDS THESE SEVERAL MONTHS. 412 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,405 WELL, IT WAS KIND OF THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 413 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,607 YOU LIED TO ME, LEWIS. YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO STAY IN THE ATTIC. 414 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,510 - I LEFT YOU A NOTE. - DON'T BLAME MY DAD. 415 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,212 WE ASKED HIM TO TAKE US HERE. 416 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:35,482 WELL, SORRY, LEWIS, BUT THE PARTY'S OVER. 417 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,783 I FIGURED THAT. 418 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,586 WE GOT WHAT WE WANTED... ONE LAST NIGHT. 419 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,354 DO YOU MIND IF I SAY GOODBYE? 420 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,523 - MAKE IT QUICK. - HOLD THIS? 421 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,394 GUYS, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE, 422 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,396 BUT IT'S BEEN WONDERFUL. 423 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,231 AND I KNOW EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY 424 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,534 BECAUSE YOU'RE GROWING UP GREAT, YOU'VE GOT YOUR AUNT MEL 425 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,703 AND YOU GOT MY OLD FRIEND MR. CLEAN. 426 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,639 I HATE THAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO TO JAIL. 427 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,209 AH, I'VE GOT LAWYERS. MAYBE I'LL GET LUCKY. 428 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,444 COME HERE. 429 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,213 BYE, DADDY. 430 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:13,453 - LEWIS SCANLON? - AH. DIDN'T EXPECT YOU SO SOON. 431 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,356 TURN AROUND. 432 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,292 GUYS, I LOVE YOU. IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY. 433 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,427 REALLY. 434 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,201 IT'S VERY COURAGEOUS OF YOUR FATHER 435 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,636 TO SURRENDER LIKE THAT. 436 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,704 THINGS ARE GONNA BE A LOT BETTER 437 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,474 NOW THAT HE'S DECIDED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS ACTIONS. 438 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,310 THAT'S WEIRD. LEWIS AND THAT COP ARE LAUGHING. 439 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,612 - AND WAVING. - ( engine starts, revs ) 440 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,715 AND DRIVING OFF IN A PORSCHE. 441 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,817 - THAT'S MY PORSCHE. - ( car speeds off ) 442 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,654 HEY! 443 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,535 WANT ME TO COOK YOU SOMETHING? 444 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,537 NO, IT'S FOR RYDER. 445 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,606 HE OUGHT TO EAT, BUT HE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE COMING DOWN. 446 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,408 HOW ARE YOU FEELING, HONEY? 447 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,478 I'M NOT AS BUMMED OUT AS HIM, 448 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,281 'CAUSE NOTHING MY DAD DOES SURPRISES ME. 449 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:19,419 JOE, DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE RYDER THIS WEIRD NOODLEY STUFF? 450 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,954 WEIRD? IT'S BAKED ZITI. 451 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,924 YEAH, GO AHEAD. TAKE AS MUCH OF THE WEIRD NOODLE STUFF AS YOU WANT. 452 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,728 WOW, THIS MUST HAVE REALLY MESSED WITH HER. 453 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,464 SHE'S DOING SOMETHING NICE FOR HER BROTHER. 454 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,266 SCANLON IS ALL OVER THE NEWS, BY THE WAY. 455 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,767 APPARENTLY, HE MADE A CLEAN GETAWAY. 456 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,369 YOU KNOW THAT GUY POSING AS THAT FAKE COP? 457 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,738 HE'S THE ONE IN CHARGE OF ALL OF HIS OVERSEAS ACCOUNTS. 458 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:42,642 HEY, IF I HAD A BADGE LIKE THAT "COP," WOULD THAT'VE HELPED? 459 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,777 NO, I'M STILL LOST. 460 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,414 I'M A SEXY SECRET SERVICE AGENT. 461 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,919 YEAH, I GUESS I COULD SEE YOU THROWING YOURSELF AT THE PRESIDENT. 462 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:57,724 - BUT NOT TO PROTECT HIM. - I'LL TAKE THAT. 463 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,460 GOD, THIS IS REALLY GONNA BE A TOUGH ONE TO GET OVER. 464 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,862 YEAH, BUT THEY'RE YOUNG. THEY'RE RESILIENT. 465 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,332 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE KIDS. I'M TALKING ABOUT ME. 466 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,767 I HAD MY PORSCHE BACK FOR LIKE ONE DAY! 467 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,703 NOW I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE IS 468 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,705 OR IF THEY'RE TAKING GOOD CARE OF HER. 469 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:15,508 AW, POOR BABY. 470 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:19,546 ( theme music playing )