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Melissa: "MELISSA & JOEY" IS RECORDED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

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( grunting )

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- HEY, BURKE...
- ( grunting )

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ARE YOU WORKING OUT OR
GIVING BIRTH TO AN ARMCHAIR?

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FROM WHERE I'M SITTING I
COULD PUNCH YOU SO HARD

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IT WOULD CHANGE YOUR VOICE.

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SO TELL ME, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
DID YOU LOSE A BET?

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OH, VERY FUNNY. NO.
I LOST MY BREATH.

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THE ELEVATORS WERE OUT AT WORK
AND I HAD TO TAKE THE STAIRS.

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AND BY THE THIRD FLIGHT
I WAS GASPING FOR AIR.

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- THE THIRD FLIGHT?
- WELL, ALMOST THE FOURTH.

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ANYWAY, THE 5K RUN FOR THE SCHOOLS
THAT I STUPIDLY SIGNED UP FOR

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IS AROUND THE CORNER
AND THEN IT HIT ME.

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THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING
TO HAVE TO, YOU KNOW, RUN?

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NO. I GOTTA STOP
SIGNING UP FOR STUFF.

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BUT IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.

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YOU KNOW THE FIRST THING TO GO
WHEN YOU'RE A BUSY SINGLE WOMAN

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RAISING YOUR CONVICTED SISTER'S
TEENAGERS... YOUR WORKOUT.

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MEL, PLEASE, BEFORE THE
KIDS AND THE COUNCIL THING,

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YOUR IDEA OF A WORKOUT WAS
DANCING DRUNK TILL DAWN.

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YEP. AND WITH THE RIGHT TRAINER

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I CAN REGAIN THAT
KIND OF ENDURANCE.

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ALL RIGHT, SO WHEN DO
YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

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YOU WANT TO TRAIN IN THE
MORNING BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK?

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UH, HOW ABOUT WHEN
YOU'RE NOT AROUND?

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OH, DID YOU THINK WHEN I SAID
A TRAINER THAT I MEANT YOU?

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WELL, YEAH. I MEAN, WHO ELSE?

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SHORT ANSWER? ANYBODY ELSE.

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- ( doorbell rings )
- OOH, THAT'S MY TRAINER!

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- YOU WANT ME TO... OKAY OKAY.
- ( clears throat )

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WHY ARE YOU WORKING OUT BEFORE
YOUR TRAINER COMES OVER?

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IT'S LIKE CLEANING THE HOUSE
BEFORE THE CLEANING LADY COMES

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OR WASHING THE DISHES BEFORE YOU
PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER.

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YEAH, OR OTHER THINGS
THAT YOU NEVER DO.

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YEAH? HI.

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HELLO. I'M LINDSAY GATES
LOOKING FOR MEL BURKE.

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- YOU FOUND HER.
- IT IS YOU!

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I DON'T WANT TO SOUND TOO NERDY,

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BUT I WATCH ALL THE
CITY COUNCIL HEARINGS.

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AW, A PUBLIC ACCESS FAN THAT
DOESN'T WEAR A TINFOIL HAT.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M
TRAINING A CELEBRITY.

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OH PLEASE, I'M JUST ANOTHER
OUT-OF-SHAPE COUNCILPERSON...

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THE YOUNGEST OUT-OF-SHAPE
COUNCILPERSON

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IN THE CITY'S
HISTORY, BY THE WAY.

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WELL, THIS IS DEFINITELY
NOT GOING TO BE

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ABOUT WEIGHT LOSS,
BECAUSE YOU LOOK GREAT.

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OH, SHUT UP. I DO NOT.
I LOVE YOU!

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YOU'RE LIKE MY... YOU'RE
MY NEW BEST FRIEND.

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YOU LADIES CAN FEEL FREE
TO USE MY WEIGHT BENCH

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OUT IN THE GARAGE
IF YOU NEED IT.

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I DON'T BELIEVE IN WEIGHTS.
THE BODY IS ITS OWN GYM.

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OKAY. WELL, PLUS YOU SAVE ON MEMBERSHIP
FEES TOO, SO THAT'S KIND OF COOL.

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THIS IS JOE LONGO. HE
TAKES CARE OF THE KIDS.

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HOW? BY BENCH-PRESSING THEM?

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( laughing ) N-NO.

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- ALTHOUGH I COULD.
- HMM.

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HONEY, DON'T WORRY. WE ARE
NOT DOING THAT TO YOU.

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I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE
HERE TO GET HER IN SHAPE.

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THE SHAPE OF A REAL PERSON,
NOT AN ACTION FIGURE.

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- NOW LET'S GET GOING.
- OKAY.

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- SHE'S GREAT, ISN'T SHE?
- GRATING? YES, SHE IS.

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HULK MAD. SMASH MANY WALLS.

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( laughs )

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♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME ♪

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WOW, THREE SESSIONS DEEP AND
I FEEL BETTER, STRONGER.

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A NEW ME... GLUTEUS FABULOUS.

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THAT'S THE ENDORPHIN RUSH,
ANOTHER BENEFIT OF EXERCISE.

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WHO KNEW A LEGAL HIGH
COULD FEEL SO GOOD?

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I MEAN EXCEPT FOR STRAIGHT
As IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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OH YEAH, I LOVE THAT STORY.

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DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO
TRY THE POMEGRANATE JUICE

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- WITH VODKA?
- I'M A BELIEVER.

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NOW I CAN GET MY DRINK ON THANK YOU.
ANTIOXIDANTS,

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HEY, ANYTHING FOR
MY FAVORITE CLIENT.

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OKAY, BLISS SISTERS,

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I'M GOING TO GO GRAB A
FEW MINUTES ON THE BENCH

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IF YOU'RE ALL THROUGH
WITH YOUR LADY WORKOUT.

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YOU DO ANY ELONGATING
FOR THOSE MUSCLES?

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WHO'S ASKING?

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I WAS JUST THINKING YOU COULD
BENEFIT FROM YOGA OR PILATES

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TO GIVE YOU SOME FLEXIBILITY

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INSTEAD OF THIS POPEYE
THING YOU GOT GOING.

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( laughing ) POPEYE.

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I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT ONE.
WELL, I NEVER SAID IT OUT LOUD.

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LISTEN, AS MUCH AS I APPRECIATE
YOUR UNSOLICITED MEDDLING,

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WHICH REALLY ISN'T A LOT,
LET ME JUST SAY THAT...

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( imitates Popeye,
laughs ) I AM WHAT I AM.

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HE'S JUST A LITTLE
SENSITIVE, YOU KNOW?

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- SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO...
- SURE, I'LL GO EASY ON HIM.

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NO NO NO. A NEW CAN
OF SPINACH."AR HIM

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( sighs )

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OKAY, WAS THAT A
YOU-WANT-TO-TALK SIGH

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OR A STAY-OUT-
OF-MY-BUSINESS SIGH?

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I'M OKAY, JUST LISTENING
TO SOME MUSIC.

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OH. "SONGS THAT MAKE ME
FEEL ALIVE, FROM BECKETT."

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"SONGS THAT MAKE ME
CRY, FROM BECKETT."

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"SONGS FROM BECKETT,
FROM BECKETT."

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- WHO ARE THESE FROM?
- BECKETT.

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- OH.
- WE WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.

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THIS WAS THAT CUTE GEEKY GUY,
RIGHT, WHO HAD A CRUSH ON YOU?

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YES, THAT'S HIM. HE'S
SEEING ALEXIS SWENTON NOW

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AND HE'S OFF-LIMITS
AND I LOST A FRIEND.

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IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO BE
HIS GIRLFRIEND OR ANYTHING,

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BUT I MISS HANGING OUT WITH HIM.

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OKAY, SO YOU WANT THE
FRIENDSHIP BACK?

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YES. CAN THAT WORK?

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CAN YOU BE FRIENDS WITH A
GUY WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND?

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SURE. BOYS JUST
NEED INSTRUCTIONS.

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YOU GOTTA TELL THEM WHAT YOU
WANT AND DEFINE THE BOUNDARIES.

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OH, AND WEAR BAGGY CLOTHES.

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- BECKETT.
- HEY, LENNOX.

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LONG TIME NO... FRIEND.

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YEAH.

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- IS IT ALL RIGHT IF I COME IN?
- YEAH YEAH.

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THAT'S KIND OF WHY
I ASKED YOU OVER.

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JUST MAKING SURE. DIDN'T
WANT TO PUSH THINGS.

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SO I BURNED YOU A NEW MIX CD.

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"SONGS OF FRIENDSHIP
ONLY, FROM BECKETT."

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NICE.

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AND A BUNCH OF GRAPHIC NOVELS

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WHERE THE HERO DOES
NOT GET THE GIRL.

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- YOU FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS WELL.
- IT WAS ALL IN YOUR TEXT.

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I EVEN PRINTED OUT A
COPY FOR REFERENCE.

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WOW, YOU LAMINATED IT.

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OF COURSE. IT'S ♪ IMPORTANT.

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- PUT THAT DOWN.
- OH.

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SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
UP TO, MY GOOD FRIEND?

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OH, I BROUGHT YOU THIS FLYER.

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THEY'RE DOING A WHOLE WEEK OF
FRENCH FILMS AT THE MUSEUM.

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OH, ARE YOU GUYS GOING?

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NO. ALEXIS HATES SUBTITLES
AND FRENCH PEOPLE

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AND ANYTHING WHERE MIMES
COULD SUDDENLY APPEAR.

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BUT MAYBE... WE COULD GO.

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- AS FRIENDS, RIGHT?
- RIGHT.

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BECAUSE SOME THINGS YOU DO
WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND...

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SOME THINGS YOU DO WITH
YOUR FRIEND FRIEND.

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NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING
WRONG WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

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NO. ALEXIS IS GREAT.
SHE IS... GREAT.

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GREAT GREAT.

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THE BEST PART OF JOSH MOVING OUT

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IS I HAVE A LOT
MORE CLOSET SPACE

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AND A LOT LESS CHEATING ON ME.

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- ( laughs )
- YOU CAN LAUGH, BUT YOU HAVE TO HOLD THE POSE.

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OKAY, I'M HOLDING THE POSE
AND I'M HOLDING IN MY PEE.

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THAT'S A GOOD EXERCISE TOO.

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OH WOW, YOU'RE WORKING
EVERY MUSCLE I'VE GOT.

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MEL, HEY, I'M SORRY
TO BOTHER YOU,

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BUT YOUR PHONE'S BEEN
RINGING OFF THE HOOK.

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AND I KNOW I'M FORBIDDEN
TO ANSWER IT,

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BUT THEN THIS TEXT CAME IN THAT
SAID "UNBELIEVABLY IMPORTANT."

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OH MY GOD, I MISSED FOUR CALLS.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER?

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BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET SICK OF
"HEY YA" UNTIL THE FOURTH ONE.

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THEY MOVED UP MY BUDGET HEARING.

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I'M SORRY, LINDS. I GOTTA GO.

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YOU STILL HAVE 15 MINUTES.

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YOU KNOW WHAT? MY
GIFT TO YOU, JOE...

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15 MINUTES WITH AN ACTUAL TRAINER.
YOU TWO PLAY NICE.

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WHOA, WAIT, M-MEL. ACTUALLY...
YO, MEL?

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( stuttering ) THAT'S...
I'M REALLY...

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WELL, I'D BE VERY HAPPY
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING,

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BUT I DON'T THINK IT
WOULD DO ANY GOOD.

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YOU REALLY THINK I COULD BENEFIT
FROM YOUR LITTLE GIRLIE STRETCHES?

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GIVE IT A TRY.

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UNLESS YOU THINK IT'S
SOMETHING YOU CAN'T DO.

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CROUCH DOWN LIKE THAT
WITH BOTH ARMS OUT?

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WHEW, THAT'S GONNA BE TOUGH.

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WHERE'D YOU LEARN THIS, HUH?
THE BACK OF A GRANOLA BOX?

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WHERE DOES ALL THIS
ANGER COME FROM?

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DID YOU GET IT WITH THE MUSCLES?

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MAYBE IT COMES FROM THE FACT I'VE BEEN
WORKING OUT SINCE THE SECOND GRADE.

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NOW I HAVE A KNOW-IT-ALL IN TIGHTS
TELLING ME WHAT'S GOING ON.

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WELL, IF YOU CAN'T DO
IT, YOU CAN'T DO IT.

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( snorts ) OH PLEASE.

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( clears throat )

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- STRAIGHT HERE.
- OKAY.

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- POINT THIS WAY.
- YEP.

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- TIGHTEN THE STOMACH.
- YO.

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- LIFT THE RIBCAGE.
- ALL RIGHT.

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- NOW BREATHE.
- ( snorts )

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YOU DON'T LIKE WHEN WOMEN
TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, DO YOU?

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YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO A REAL
MAN IN A WHILE, HAVE YOU?

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- IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE? A REAL MAN?
- YEAH.

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- YOU WANT TO FIND OUT?
- SO BAD.

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CELL PHONE, CELL PHONE.
WHERE'S MY CELL PHONE?

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OH RIGHT.

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THOSE ARE NOT APPROVED
STRETCHING EXERCISES.

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LONGO TAKES THE BALL
ACROSS MID-COURT.

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HE'S GOT TWO SECONDS LEFT.
HE SHOOTS, HE SLAMS!

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WHOO! NOTHING BUT COUCH.

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LOOK AT YOU CLEANING THE HOUSE.

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WELL, IT IS PART OF MY JOB DESCRIPTION.
I AM, AFTER ALL, THE NANNY.

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( gasps ) YOU HATE THAT WORD.

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EVERY TIME I USE IT, YOU MAKE ME
PUT A DOLLAR IN THE SWEAR JAR.

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WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I
HAD A GOOD MORNING.

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YEAH, ABOUT YOUR GOOD MORNING,

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AHEM, I MAY HAVE SEEN JUST A
SMALL PIECE OF HOW GOOD IT WAS.

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WHAT WAS THAT NOW?

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YEAH, I LEFT MY CELL
PHONE IN THE GARAGE

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AND WHEN I WENT IN
THERE TO GET IT,

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THERE YOU WERE WITH LINDSAY, ALL
PRETZELED UP ON MY YOGA MAT.

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I GOT OUT OF THERE
AS FAST AS I COULD,

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BUT THE IMAGE OF
YOUR SWEATY WORKOUT

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HAS BURNED INTO MY RETINAS
AND IT WON'T GO AWAY!

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- WHOOPS.
- WHOOPS? THAT'S IT?

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THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?
NOTHING MORE?

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NOT, OH I DON'T
KNOW, "I APOLOGIZE.

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THAT WAS HORRIBLY
INAPPROPRIATE"?

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YOU'RE THE ONE THAT GAVE ME THE LAST
15 MINUTES OF YOUR SESSION WITH HER.

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- YOU PRACTICALLY THREW HER AT ME.
- I THREW HER?

210
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,210
WHAT WAS THIS, A
HUMAN RING TOSS?

211
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,880
YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY I
DO OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

212
00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:17,150
I WAS WRONG. SHE IS... SHE
IS ONE HELL OF A TRAINER.

213
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,852
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

214
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:21,188
YOU HAD A MOMENTARY
FLING WITH MY TRAINER.

215
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,290
YOU'RE A GUY. YOU
HAVE NO RESTRAINTS.

216
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,894
SO WE'LL JUST FORGET THIS EVER
HAPPENED AND NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN.

217
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:30,230
NO, HUH-UH. LINDSAY AND
I REALLY HIT IT OFF...

218
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,866
- TWICE.
- UGH, GROSS!

219
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,035
AS A MATTER OF FACT, TONIGHT
WE'RE GOING OUT TO DINNER

220
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,337
AND TOMORROW NIGHT SHE'S TAKING
ME TO ONE OF HER FAVORITE CLUBS.

221
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:40,708
WAIT, ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT
A RELATIONSHIP IS STARTING?

222
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:44,211
- YEPPERS, I THINK I AM.
- I DIDN'T SAY THAT WAS OKAY.

223
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:47,180
I DIDN'T REALIZE I NEEDED YOUR
PERMISSION FOR THIS. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

224
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:51,218
COME DOWN TO CITY HALL TOMORROW AND
APPLY FOR, LIKE, A SEX PERMIT?

225
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:55,322
NO. NO, BUT WE DO HAVE
LEASH LAWS, YOU HOUND.

226
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,657
LOOK, LINDSAY'S MY TRAINER.
YOU'RE MY NANNY.

227
00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:00,694
IT'S LIKE I'M PAYING PEOPLE TO SLEEP
WITH EACH OTHER. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME?

228
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,397
BEST BOSS EVER!

229
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,235
COME ON, LOOK, YOU KEEP DOING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH HER

230
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,937
AND I'LL KEEP DOING WHAT
I'M DOING WITH HER.

231
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,105
AND AS LONG AS WE KEEP THAT
SEPARATE, EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL.

232
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,942
UNLESS YOU DON'T THINK
THAT YOU CAN HANDLE THAT.

233
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:18,211
PLEASE, I'M AN ADULT.
YOU'RE AN ASPIRING ADULT.

234
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,013
WE COULD BE ADULT ABOUT THIS.

235
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,949
WE'LL JUST KEEP OUR
BUSINESS SEPARATE

236
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,350
AND BE RESPECTFUL OF EACH OTHER.

237
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,152
DEAL.

238
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,720
WOW, THAT'S ONE HECK OF A GRIP.

239
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,121
A BENEFIT OF LINDSAY'S TRAINING.

240
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,790
YOU SURE IT'S NOT JUST A
DEEP RESERVOIR OF ANGER?

241
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,324
- ( chuckles ) JUST SHAKE MY HAND.
- OKAY.

242
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,361
( music playing )

243
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,797
THAT SONG IS SICK. WHERE
DO YOU FIND THESE BANDS?

244
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:40,834
GUNTER... MY ONLINE CHESS
PARTNER IN BERLIN.

245
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:45,705
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, ALEXIS IS NOT
A FAN OF THIS SONG... AT ALL.

246
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:49,176
- ( sighs )
- BUT SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOU REALLY LIKE HER.

247
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,445
I DO. I DO.

248
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,315
THE SOUND DESIGN ON THIS
NEXT SONG IS GROUNDBREAKING.

249
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,350
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

250
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:02,255
UM... YOU WANT A SODA?
YEAH, ME TOO.

251
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,324
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

252
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,061
HEY, NEW YOGA MAT?

253
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:12,132
BRAND NEW, NEVER BEEN
USED IN ANY WAY.

254
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,002
SO LISTEN, AUNT MEL,

255
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:18,906
THIS WHOLE BECKETT-FRIEND THING
ISN'T REALLY WORKING OUT.

256
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,741
EVERY TIME HE TALKS ABOUT HOW HIS LAME
GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T APPRECIATE HIM,

257
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,343
I JUST WANT TO PUT
MY ARMS AROUND HIM.

258
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,478
WELL SURE, YOU WANT
TO COMFORT A FRIEND.

259
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,849
I WANT TO KISS HIM, LIKE A LOT.

260
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,417
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS HOUSE?

261
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,752
IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE
PLACE IS IN HEAT.

262
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,221
OKAY, YOU ARE ONLY
ATTRACTED TO HIM

263
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,224
BECAUSE HE IS TRAGICALLY
TAKEN AND UNHAPPY.

264
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,892
WHY DID YOU PUSH ME INTO THIS?

265
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,293
WHY DOES EVERYONE
THINK I'M PUSHING?

266
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,362
YOU PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS.
I'M TRYING TO HELP.

267
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,432
OKAY LOOK, YOU WANTED TO
BE HIS FRIEND, RIGHT?

268
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:49,202
RIGHT. YEAH, I JUST
GOTTA STAY FOCUSED.

269
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:52,205
- FRIENDSHIP.
- GOOD GIRL. STAY STRONG.

270
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,074
HEY, AND DON'T LOOK IN HIS EYES

271
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,243
AND DON'T SNIFF HIS SHIRT.

272
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,017
- RYDER?
- MORNING, AUNT MEL.

273
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:07,154
THERE'S FRESH COFFEE IF YOU WANT IT.
IT'S FRESH.

274
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,322
- YOU DON'T DRINK COFFEE.
- MM, I DID TODAY.

275
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:12,225
WIDE AWAKE. MOUNTAIN GROWN.

276
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,094
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP SO EARLY?

277
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,029
THE J.V. CHEERLEADERS ARE
HAVING THEIR TRY-OUTS

278
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,331
AND A FEW OF US ARE GOING
TO GO OVER AND... YOU KNOW.

279
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:21,534
- WATCH GIRLS KICK AND BEND?
- BASICALLY.

280
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,536
GREAT, SO THE HORMONE
FAIRY GOT YOU TOO.

281
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,808
- OH, HEY, EVERYBODY.
- WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

282
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:32,145
I WAS OUT LATE LAST NIGHT.
DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP.

283
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,414
( chuckles ) WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP THIS EARLY?

284
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,383
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ALLERGIC TO DAWN.

285
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,518
WELL, I HAVE MY PRACTICE
5K WITH LINDSAY.

286
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,253
SHE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

287
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,791
- MORNING.
- OR SOONER.

288
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,127
HEY, I'M GOING TO MAKE OMELETS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT IN YOURS?

289
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,029
- MM, COFFEE.
- COFFEE.

290
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,898
YOU KNOW, I THINK SHE
MAY HAVE SLEPT OVER.

291
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:54,234
REALLY? GET OUT OF HERE.

292
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,503
I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO
BE ANYWHERE THIS MORNING.

293
00:13:56,536 --> 00:14:00,207
UM, ACTUALLY YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEPLACE.

294
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,475
- REALLY?
- YEAH, HERE.

295
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,812
YOU KNOW, OUR RUN AT 7:30 SHARP?

296
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,115
OH YEAH. SORRY.

297
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,951
THERE'S NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE, LINDS.
IT'S ONLY 7:29.

298
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,953
ACTUALLY YOU'RE EARLY.
YOU DRINK YOUR COFFEE.

299
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,454
WE'LL GET SOME BREAKFAST
AND YOU'LL BE GOOD.

300
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,056
- ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
- YEAH SURE.

301
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,158
WHAT A GREAT MORNING, HUH?
I'M MAKING BREAKFAST,

302
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,128
LINDSAY'S ALREADY HERE AND AS SOON AS
YOU PULL THAT STICK OUT OF YOUR BUTT,

303
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,462
YOU'LL BE GOING FOR A NICE RUN.

304
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,334
I'M SORRY I GOT MAD
BACK THERE, LINDS.

305
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,170
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY
COUNTING ON THIS RUN TODAY

306
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,040
AND I APPRECIATE YOU GETTING
YOURSELF TOGETHER FOR ME.

307
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,476
LINDSAY, YOU GOTTA
PULL BACK NOW.

308
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,345
( snoring )

309
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,282
OH, THIS IS WORKING OUT PERFECT.

310
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,094
THANK YOU SO MUCH. I HAD
QUITE A WORKOUT THERE,

311
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,863
DRAPING A BLANKET OVER
MY UNCONSCIOUS TRAINER.

312
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,299
LOOK, IT'S MY FAULT SHE WAS OUT
SO LATE, SO DON'T BE MAD AT HER.

313
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,868
- JUST BE MAD AT ME.
- DONE.

314
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,403
ONE ERROR IN JUDGMENT... MINE...
SHOULDN'T DESTROY

315
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,172
YOUR WHOLE FRIENDSHIP
WITH LINDSAY, ALL RIGHT?

316
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,240
SHE'S A GREAT GIRL AND
A PHENOMENAL TRAINER.

317
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,409
I MEAN, SHE HAS FLEXIBILITY,
MEL, LIKE I HAVE NEVER...

318
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,344
OKAY OKAY, STOP RIGHT THERE.

319
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:14,181
OKAY, I FORGIVE LINDSAY
AND YOU, EVENTUALLY,

320
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,383
BUT YOU NEED TO BE AWARE OF
WHAT I'M DOING WITH LINDSAY.

321
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,351
AND YOU NEED TO BE
AWARE OF WHAT I'M...

322
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:21,221
- DOING WITH LINDSAY.
- NO NO NO, STOP STOP! THE IMAGE IS COMING BACK.

323
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,223
LOOK, I MEAN CLEARLY WE
NEED TO BE MORE SERIOUS

324
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,092
ABOUT HOW WE SCHEDULE
THESE THINGS BECAUSE

325
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,260
JUST BEING RESPECTFUL OF EACH
OTHER IS NOT WORKING OUT.

326
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,396
SO HOW ABOUT THIS? YOU SET
ALL OF YOUR WORKOUT TIMES

327
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,598
AND THEN LINDS AND I WILL
PLAN OUR DATES AROUND THAT?

328
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,333
- THIS WAY NOBODY GETS HURT.
- FINE.

329
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,368
TOMORROW IS SUNDAY AND
WE'RE NOT WORKING OUT.

330
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,504
AND TONIGHT I HAVE MY
BIG TOWN HALL MEETING,

331
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,239
SO THE KIDS WILL
BE AT THEIR PARTY

332
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,974
AND YOU GUYS CAN HAVE THE
HOUSE TO YOURSELVES.

333
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,176
JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. I
JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT

334
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,978
AND I DEFINITELY DON'T
WANT TO SEE IT.

335
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,546
DEAL.

336
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,215
OOH, YOU REALLY ARE
GETTING STRONGER.

337
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,084
NO, THIS TIME IT'S REALLY ANGER.

338
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,253
( sports on TV )

339
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,355
UGH, FOOTBALL.

340
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,290
DO YOU EVER WATCH FOOTBALL?

341
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,993
- ( TV turns off )
- ONLY IRONICALLY.

342
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,694
BUT YOU KNOW WHO
REALLY LIKES FOOTBALL?

343
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:05,698
- ALEXIS?
- YEAH.

344
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:09,036
LENNOX, IF I WERE TO,

345
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:12,605
LET'S SAY HYPOTHETICALLY,
BREAK UP WITH ALEXIS,

346
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,474
DO YOU THINK THAT YOU MIGHT

347
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,510
HYPOTHETICALLY WANT
TO GO OUT WITH ME?

348
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,446
WHAT?

349
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:23,250
I MEAN, IF YOU WERE WILLING TO COMMIT,
I'D DROP ALEXIS IN A NANOSECOND.

350
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:27,387
- IT'S A VERY SMALL UNIT OF TIME...
- NO, BECKETT, I KNOW.

351
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,457
WOW, THIS IS VERY FLATTERING.

352
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,592
SO YOU'RE GOOD TO GO?
YOU'LL BE MY GIRLFRIEND?

353
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,095
- I'LL CALL HER RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY, WAIT.

354
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:38,265
SO IF I AGREED TO GO OUT WITH
YOU, YOU'LL DUMP ALEXIS.

355
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,500
BUT IF I SAY NO,
YOU'LL STAY WITH HER?

356
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,435
WELL YEAH. IT'S
SIMPLE ECONOMICS.

357
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,072
A GUY DOESN'T QUIT A JOB TILL
HE'S GOT ANOTHER ONE LINED UP

358
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,740
AND I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK
TO BEING SELF-EMPLOYED.

359
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,546
OKAY, BUT IF WE'RE DATING
AND YOU FIND ANOTHER GIRL

360
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:57,250
- WHO'S EVEN HOTTER, WILL YOU DUMP ME?
- OF COURSE NOT.

361
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,486
WAIT, HOW HOT ARE WE TALKING?
STACY GLASSGOLD?

362
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:03,256
- BECKETT, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU?
- I DON'T KNOW!

363
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,658
YOU KNOW, I NEVER HAD A
GIRLFRIEND TILL A MONTH AGO.

364
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:10,297
AND NOW I SEE ALL THESE POSSIBILITIES
AND IT'S VERY OVERWHELMING.

365
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,599
WELL, LET'S MAKE THIS
SIMPLER FOR YOU.

366
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,268
YOU NOW HAVE ONE
LESS POSSIBILITY.

367
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,206
OH.

368
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,674
SO WE'RE BACK TO BEING FRIENDS?

369
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,376
UH-HUH.

370
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,246
WITH NO CHANCE OF IT TURNING
INTO ANYTHING ELSE?

371
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,216
NO CHANCE.

372
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,452
SO NO HARD FEELINGS THEN IF I
TAKE OFF AND GO SEE ALEXIS?

373
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,390
YEAH FINE, GO. GO SEE ALEXIS.

374
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,292
GO SEE STACY, BECAUSE
ACCORDING TO YOU,

375
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,627
ALL GIRLS ARE INTERCHANGEABLE.

376
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,296
THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL.

377
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,798
UGH, WHAT WAS I THINKING?

378
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,301
I MISS HIM ALREADY.

379
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,507
PLEASE DON'T BE DOING IT.
PLEASE DON'T BE DOING IT.

380
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:59,246
- PLEASE DON'T BE DOING IT.
- I'LL JUST GRAB ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WINE, ALL RIGHT?

381
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,581
WHAT... WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

382
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,251
- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE IS ALL MINE TONIGHT?
- IT IS, IT IS.

383
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,586
I'M JUST GOING TO SNEAK UPSTAIRS AND
PUT ON MY SEX-CANCELING HEADPHONES.

384
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,221
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
GET DOWN HERE.

385
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,390
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO BE
AT CITY HALL ALL NIGHT TONIGHT.

386
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,058
THERE WAS A BOMB SCARE.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

387
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,227
I DON'T KNOW. STAY THERE?
TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM?

388
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,197
MEL! WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.

389
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,233
YEAH, I'M A QUIET
INVISIBLE SURPRISE.

390
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:23,636
I'M JUST GOING TO GRAB
THIS DELICIOUS CONTAINER

391
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,639
OF, UH, BROWN FOOD MEAT

392
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,242
AND GO UPSTAIRS AND EAT IT
ALL BY MYSELF IN MY ROOM.

393
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,610
- NICE. BON APPETIT.
- NO.

394
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,579
JOE, GO GET ANOTHER
PLATE FOR MEL.

395
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,315
- I'M GOING TO BRING OUR WINEGLASSES IN.
- ( laughs )

396
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,250
ALL RIGHT, LINDS.

397
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,352
TAKE YOUR NONDESCRIPT LEFTOVERS
AND GET UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW.

398
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,588
- BUT LINDSAY INVITED ME TO DINNER.
- WELL, I'M UNINVITING YOU.

399
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,391
LOOK, SOMETHING KIND OF SPECIAL IS
STARTING TO HAPPEN HERE, ALL RIGHT?

400
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,359
I THINK SHE IS BECOMING
MY GIRLFRIEND.

401
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,261
AND I DON'T NORMALLY
PULL RANK HERE,

402
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:52,165
- BUT GIRLFRIEND TRUMPS TRAINER.
- OH REALLY?

403
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:55,268
I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE PLAYING "ROCK
PAPER SCISSORS GIRLFRIEND TRAINER."

404
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,337
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

405
00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,673
I GUESS I CAN FIND A NEW
TRAINER MUCH MUCH EASIER

406
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,409
THAN YOU CAN FIND
A NEW GIRLFRIEND.

407
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,378
YOU REALLY COULD HAVE JUST
STOPPED AT "YOU'RE RIGHT."

408
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:08,481
- JUST LET ME TELL HER, OKAY?
- FINE, ALL RIGHT.

409
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,184
I'M GOING TO GO GRAB ANOTHER BOTTLE
OF WINE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

410
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,487
HEY, LINDSAY, SIT DOWN.
LET'S TALK FOR A SECOND.

411
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:18,325
UM... I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE
TO TRAIN WITH YOU ANYMORE.

412
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,794
- WHY?
- BECAUSE IT'S JUST MESSY WITH THE THREE OF US.

413
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,531
AND WHAT YOU AND JOE HAVE IS
MORE IMPORTANT, YOU KNOW?

414
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,399
YOU GUYS HAVE A
REAL RELATIONSHIP.

415
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,402
- NO, WE DON'T.
- SAY WHAT?

416
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,238
I WOULDN'T CALL IT
A RELATIONSHIP.

417
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,406
I'D CALL IT A GREAT
WAY TO BURN CALORIES.

418
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,875
OH, SO THAT'S ALL JOE IS TO YOU...
JUST CARDIO?

419
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,478
THERE'S SOME STRENGTH
TRAINING IN THERE TOO.

420
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,814
YOU THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT JOE?
NO WAY.

421
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,384
OH, SO THIS WAS
ALWAYS ABOUT THE SEX?

422
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,420
NOT JUST SEX... GREAT SEX.

423
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:51,258
AND JUST BETWEEN US, I'M
GETTING BACK WITH JOSH.

424
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,260
CHEATER JOSH?

425
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,362
YEAH, HE BEGGED ME TO COME BACK.

426
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,863
AND JOE...

427
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,599
HE'S MY SECRET REVENGE THAT
NO ONE HAS TO KNOW ABOUT.

428
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:03,736
- SO WHERE DOES THIS LEAVE JOE?
- RIGHT HERE.

429
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,573
YOU KNOW, LINDS, I WAS SAVING

430
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,841
THIS BOTTLE OF WINE FOR
A SPECIAL OCCASION.

431
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,210
I THOUGHT TONIGHT MIGHT BE IT...

432
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,281
A SPECIAL NIGHT, A SPECIAL LADY.

433
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:18,618
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M
GOING TO SAVE THIS.

434
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:26,726
GUYS, I HAD A BIG LUNCH, SO
I SHOULD JUST HEAD HOME.

435
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,429
SO TOMORROW AT 7:00 AS USUAL?

436
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:33,733
NAH. YOU KNOW, I... I THINK I'M
GOING TO GIVE A NEW TRAINER A TRY.

437
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,403
YOU KNOW, A LOCAL GUY.

438
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,945
MM, THIS ZITI IS REALLY GREAT.

439
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,881
- SHE IS MISSING SOMETHING.
- SHE SURE IS.

440
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,255
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAVING THAT
BOTTLE FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL.

441
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,257
YEAH WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T...

442
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,460
I DON'T WANT TO GO ALL THE WAY
UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN.

443
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:04,797
- MM, YOU'RE A TRUE ROMANTIC.
- I AM.

444
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,241
- Both: EIGHT.
- MM-HMM.

445
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,909
- Both: NINE.
- GOOD.

446
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,845
- Both: 10.
- NICE.

447
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,447
- ( bell dings )
- LOOK, THAT'S THE STEW, ALL RIGHT?

448
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,449
YOU KEEP GOING. I'M GOING TO
GO CHECK IT AND BE RIGHT BACK.

449
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,450
LET'S GO.

450
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,551
- Both: 11.
- RIGHT.

451
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,019
- Both: 12.
- 13.

452
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,422
- 13.
- KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING!

453
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:33,326
14, 15,

454
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,928
16, 17...

455
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,431
- 20.
- FIVE.

456
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,333
- 15.
- 10.

457
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:44,437
- MEL!
- 21, 22...

458
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:48,475
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