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Melissa: "MELISSA & JOEY" IS RECORDED
IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

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WOW, JOE, YOU WERE THE PLEDGE
MASTER OF YOUR COLLEGE FRATERNITY

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- AND CAPTAIN OF YOUR ROWING TEAM?
- AND THE WRESTLING TEAM.

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BUT REALLY, THEY'RE
JUST TITLES, GUYS.

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TITLES ARE MEANINGLESS
UNLESS YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT.

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TURN THE PAGE. ( clears throat )

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WOW, PRESIDENT OF
THE STUDENT BODY.

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- LOOK AT THAT LONG WAVY HAIR.
- AND THAT MUSTACHE.

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VERY NED FLANDERS.

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YEAH, WE HAD A
MUSTACHE-GROWING CONTEST.

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CLEARLY THERE WERE NO WINNERS.

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THIS IS ME SINGING IN THAT
ROCKAPPELLA GROUP THAT I BEGAN.

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- IT'S CALLED THE TREBLEMAKERS.
- SEE, JOE?

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THIS IS A MUCH BETTER WAY TO
RELIVE YOUR COLLEGE YEARS.

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GOING TO THAT REUNION WOULD HAVE
JUST BEEN ASKING FOR TREBLE.

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- WHO SAYS I'M NOT GOING?
- WELL, I MEAN COME ON. YOU HAD A ROUGH YEAR.

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- THE SCANDAL.
- THE DIVORCE.

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THE BANKRUPTCY.

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YEAH, I MEAN THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR
YEAR WAS GETTING A JOB AS A NANNY.

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THANK YOU FOR ALL THE
SUNSHINE, EVERYBODY.

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BUT I'M GOING, ALL RIGHT?

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I WAS JOE LONGO THEN
AND I'M JOE LONGO NOW.

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MY SELF-ESTEEM DOES NOT DEPEND

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ON WHAT MY FORMER CLASSMATES
THINK, ALL RIGHT?

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I AM WALKING IN THERE
WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH.

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YOU FOUND A HOT
DATE, DIDN'T YOU?

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BURNED MY TONGUE, YEAH.
SINGED MY EYEBROWS.

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THAT'S NOT THE REASON
WHY I'M GOING.

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- BUT IT HELPS.
- IMMEASURABLY.

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- ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD
- ♪ All good

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- ♪ IT'S OKAY
- ♪ Okay

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- ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT
- ♪ All right

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♪ AS FAR AS I CAN SEE

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- ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD
- ♪ All good

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- ♪ IT'S OKAY
- ♪ Okay

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- ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT
- ♪ All right

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♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME ♪

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TOMORROW NIGHT THE MAYOR WANTS YOU TO
HAVE DRINKS WITH GUSTAVO CARVALHO,

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YOU KNOW, THE BRAZILIAN ARTIST

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WHO DRAPES BUILDINGS IN TINFOIL?

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WHAT?

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"THE POWER OF MY ART IS ITS
INTENTIONAL RANDOMNESS."

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IT'S BIG STUFF WRAPPED IN FOIL, DUDE.
GET A LIFE.

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HIS INSTALLATION IN CHICAGO
BROUGHT IN 500,000 TOURISTS.

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LIKE I SAID, THE MAN'S A GENIUS.

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WELL, THE MAYOR WANTS ME
TO WINE AND DINE GUSTAVO.

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I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO AND
FLIRT AND TOSS MY HAIR.

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OH, I'M SUCH A
FLOOZY FOR TOLEDO.

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DON'T YOU WOMEN UNDERSTAND
IS LIKE A CONTRACT? DATE

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YOU CAN'T JUST CANCEL THE
DATE BEFORE THE EVENT

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BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER
SUDDENLY NEEDS PLATELETS.

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YOUR DATE CANCELED? ( giggles )

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HOW HORRIBLE.
WHATEVER WILL YOU DO?

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COME ON, YOU CAN'T
FIND ANOTHER FLASHY,

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LARGE-BREASTED TV WEATHERGIRL?

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OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM...
CUMULOBIMBUS?

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DONNA IS A METEOROLOGIST.

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YEAH, YOU'RE THINKING
WITH YOUR BAROMETER.

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SHE'S IVY-LEAGUE
EDUCATED, ALL RIGHT?

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SHE IS SMART, CHARMING,
FUNNY, DOUBLE-JOINTED...

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EVERYTHING YOU WANT AND
NOW SHE'S GONE.UNION,

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LOOK, NOW YOU HAVE A
GOOD EXCUSE NOT TO GO.

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IF I DON'T SHOW UP, HE'S RIGHT.

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HE WINS AND HE GETS
THE LAST LAUGH, OKAY?

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OH, I HATE WHEN HE
HAS THE LAST LAUGH.

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- WHO HE?
- KYLE COOKLER.

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WE COMPETED FOR EVERYTHING
IN SCHOOL AND I ALWAYS WON.

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ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL HE
COMES UP TO ME AND HE SAYS,

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"JOE LONGO, ONE DAY
I WILL BE TOP DOG

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AND THAT WILL BE THE
WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE."

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WELL, HOW DO YOU
KNOW HE'S ON TOP?

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I MEAN MAYBE HE'S A
NANNY SOMEWHERE.

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- NOT THAT THAT'S A BAD THING.
- ABSOLUTELY.

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YEAH? WELL, HERE'S
THE LATEST ISSUE

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OF "NOT A NANNY" MAGAZINE.

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LOOK AT THIS... ON
HIS AMAZING LIFE.

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HIS FIFTH AVENUE PENTHOUSE.

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THE FOCUS IS MAINLY ON
THE DOG'S ROOMS HERE,

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BUT LOOK, IT MENTIONS
COOKLER'S YACHT,

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HIS BEAUTY QUEEN PHYSICIST WIFE.

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SEE, I NEED LOOKS
AND BRAINS.T...

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ALL RIGHT, FINE FINE.
STOP BEGGING.

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I WILL GO WITH YOU.

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I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO WITH ME.

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HMM, YEAH, YOU DO.

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I'M SORRY, LET ME REPHRASE THAT.

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I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO WITH ME.

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JOE'S GOT HIS REUNION AND
I'VE GOT MY DINNER THINGY.

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WE'RE BOTH GONNA BE LATE, SO I
WANT YOU TO BABYSIT EACH OTHER.

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DO YOU THINK YOU
CAN HANDLE THAT?

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- DON'T PLAY WITH MATCHES.
- DON'T ORDER NAKED MOVIES.

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- WE'RE GOOD.
- ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S $20 EACH FOR FOOD.

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NO FRIENDS OVER AND
STAY OUT OF TROUBLE

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OR I WILL COME TO YOUR SCHOOL
AND KISS YOU AT LUNCH.

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ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?

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HOW TO ORDER NAKED
MOVIES WITH CASH?

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NO, PERV.

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OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
WHAT COMES BEFORE PART B?

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PART-AY! LET'S THROW ONE.

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WE HAVE 40 BUCKS AND NO ADULTS.

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WHY DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A PARTY?

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OKAY FINE, I'LL
SAY IT IN DORK...

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BECAUSE THE ADULTS ARE NOT HERE.

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WE HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY
TO BE IRRESPONSIBLE.

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THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE.

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COOL, SO WE'LL INVITE THE
DRAMA KIDS, THE BLOG SQUAD,

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THE GIRL WHO GOT
STRUCK BY LIGHTNING...

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EVERYBODY'S WHO'S INTERESTING...

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PLUS YOU.

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- A COUPLE OF CHEERLEADERS?
- NO.

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- ONE CHEERLEADER.
- FINE.

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FOR DIVERSITY.

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( jazz music playing )

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ALL RIGHT, REMEMBER, YOU'RE
MY BACKUP GIRL, OKAY?

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DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH
THE MASTER OF TINFOIL.

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WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE AS
SOON AS WE CAN CONVINCE HIM

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HOW GREAT THE TOLEDO COURTHOUSE
WOULD LOOK AS A GIANT DING DONG.

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- HI. EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU LADIES...
- THIRSTY. GOOD CALL.

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I WOULD LIKE A DIRTY
MARTINI, EXTRA OLIVES,

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AND MY FRIEND HERE WILL
HAVE A VODKA TONIC.

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PLEASE DON'T CARD HER.
SHE'S AN ADULT EVEN THOUGH

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SHE BUYS HER CLOTHES
AT BUILD-A-BEAR.

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I LIKE THEIR SHOES.

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WE'RE WAITING FOR THE REST
OF OUR PARTY TO ARRIVE...

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GUSTAVO CARVALHO, THE
AVANT-GARDE ARTIST.

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MORE LIKE CON ARTIST.

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I MEAN HE WRAPS
BUILDINGS IN TINFOIL,

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I ASSUME TO LOCK IN THE FLAVOR.

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CRAZY WORLD. SOMEONE
COULD SPLASH PAINT

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- ON A TOILET SEAT AND CALL IT ART.
- EXACTLY.

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AND PEOPLE PAY FOR THAT CRAP.

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( laughing )

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YOU'RE GUSTAVO
CARVALHO, AREN'T YOU?

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- HOW AWKWARD FOR YOU.
- WOW.

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WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS
MY TUBE TOP FALLING DOWN

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DURING THE ELECTRIC SLIDE
AT MY SWEET 16 IS NO LONGER

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THE MOST HUMILIATING
MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

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IT'S OKAY. SOMETIMES EVEN I
DON'T UNDERSTAND MY ART.

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ONE THING I DO UNDERSTAND
THOUGH IS THE EFFECT

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A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN HAS ON ME.

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OH... GO ON.

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SO THAT'S ONE DIRTY
MARTINI, EXTRA OLIVES,

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FOR THE LOVELY COUNCILWOMAN

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AND... PLEASE, TELL ME
AGAIN WHAT YOU'RE HAVING.

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A LOVELY CAB RIDE HOME.
YEAH, SHE WAS JUST LEAVING.

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- OKAY.
- I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BACKUP GIRL.

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YOU WERE. NOW BACK UP,
GIRL, RIGHT OUT THE DOOR.

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YEAH, I CAN HANDLE THIS.

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SO, UM, YOU EVER FOIL
WRAPPED A CITY OFFICIAL?

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( dance music playing )

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- JOE LONGO.
- JOE LONGO?

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- YOU SHOWED UP!
- Both: AW!

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THAT IS SO BRAVE.

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- WE HEARD ABOUT...
- EVERYTHING.

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- IT WAS SO AWFUL.
- BUT YOU'RE STILL STANDING.

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ACTUALLY, LADIES, I'M
DOING ALL RIGHT.

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YEAH, SURE YOU ARE.

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YOU JUST KEEP REPEATING
THAT, HONEY.

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HEY, JOE LONGO SHOWED UP.

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MIKEY. WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?

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- LONGO!
- JAMIE.

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- OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?
- OH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

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I MEAN NOTHING COMPARED TO
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, MAN.

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- THAT'S A TOUGH BREAK.
- THANK YOU.

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I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOUR...
PITY.

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HE SHOWED UP.

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I THINK YOU OWE ME A LITTLE
SOMETHING SOMETHING.

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( loud dance music playing )

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- ( music stops )
- LET ME JUST SAY WHAT EVERYONE HERE IS THINKING...

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- THIS PARTY SUCKS.
- CHILLAX, IT'S STILL EARLY.

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THE INTERESTING PEOPLE
COME FASHIONABLY LATE.

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THAT'S WHY THEY'RE INTERESTING.

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( doorbell rings )

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ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
PARTY OFFICIALLY ON.

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COME ON, PUT ON YOUR PARTY FACE.

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SIX EXTRA-LARGE PIZZAS.
THAT'LL BE $40.

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- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- WE'RE HAVING A PARTY.

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YEAH, IT'S THE RAGER.

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YOU CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME. YOU CAN
AVOID THE LINE TO THE BATHROOM.

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ANYWAY, THANKS FOR THE PIZZA.

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AND THANKS FOR NOT TIPPING.

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ALL THAT EXTRA MONEY WOULD
HAVE JUST WEIGHED ME DOWN.

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YOU'RE SNARKY. I LIKE SNARKY.

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- YOU WANNA STAY FOR THE PARTY?
- SURE.

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I GUESS I CAN STAY UNTIL THE
COPS BREAK THIS THING UP.

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- GOT ANYTHING TO EAT?
- UH, PIZZA.

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OH, PIZZA.

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THAT'LL BE DIFFERENT.

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WELL, EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO FLIRT
WITH THE GIRLS WHO AREN'T HERE.

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SURE, THAT'LL BE DIFFERENT.

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YOU LEFT FACEBOOK, MAN.
WHO DOES THAT?

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I NEEDED SOME PRIVACY TILL
I GOT BACK ON MY FEET.

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NO OFFENSE, JAMIE.

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PLEASE, I LOST THE FEELING IN
MY LEGS, NOT MY SENSE OF HUMOR.

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HEY, JAMIE, DID I SEE YOU DRIVING
UP IN A PORSCHE CARRERA?

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OH YEAH...

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SIX CYLINDERS, BOSE SURROUND,
CHERRY WOOD HAND CONTROLS.

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I'M TELLING YOU, THE
THING IS A CHICK MAGNET.

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PLUS I GET TO PARK ANYWHERE I WANT.
BAM!

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HEY, JOE, YOU STILL DRIVING
THAT PORSCHE OF YOURS?

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- NO...
- LOOK, WOULD YOU GIVE

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THE POOR SON OF A BITCH A BREAK?

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HE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT.

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I DIDN'T ASK WHAT HAPPENED
TO ALL THE WAVY HAIR.

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- HEY, THIS IS A CHOICE.
- YEAH, SO IS THIS WHEELCHAIR.

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OH MY GOD, GUYS,

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KYLE COOKLER JUST CALLED
FROM HIS HELICOPTER.

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HE'S ON HIS WAY.

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PLEASE PLEASE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.

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I HEAR COMMENTS LIKE THAT
ALL THE TIME ABOUT MY WORK.

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WHAT IS IT? IS IT ART?

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IS IT A BAKED POTATO?

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IS IT A BIG-ASS TO-GO MEAL?

214
00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,084
THE WORLD'S LARGEST
GARLIC BREAD?

215
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,887
JIFFY POP FOR GIANTS?
I'VE BEEN SAVING THEM UP.

216
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,556
I'M FLATTERED YOU'VE PUT SO
MUCH THOUGHT INTO MY WORK.

217
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,825
GUSTAVO, YOU KNOW, I THINK
TOLEDO WOULD BE VERY LUCKY

218
00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,226
TO HAVE YOUR NEXT INSTALLATION.

219
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,129
I THINK IT WOULD BE
VERY STIMULATING.

220
00:09:56,163 --> 00:10:00,000
- OH?
- FOR THE CITY, NOT JUST ME.

221
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,670
- ( ringing )
- DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE THAT?

222
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,838
NO, IT'S JUST MY NANNY.
HE CAN LEAVE A MESSAGE.

223
00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:08,008
- WHAT IF IT'S ABOUT YOUR KIDS?
- NAH, I LEFT THEM HOME ALONE.

224
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,310
YEAH, THEY'RE FINE. MY NANNY'S
AT HIS COLLEGE REUNION.

225
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,079
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT
HE'S CALLING TO SAY.

226
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,914
"I'M HERE HAVING THE
TIME OF MY LIFE.

227
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,582
YOU WERE WRONG, I WAS RIGHT."

228
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,918
YOU WERE RIGHT, I WAS WRONG.

229
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,988
I KNOW I DON'T SAY
THAT VERY OFTEN, MEL.

230
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,957
ALL RIGHT, I'VE NEVER SAID
THAT, BUT WHAT CAN I SAY?

231
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,993
I AM LITERALLY HAVING THE
WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

232
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,996
THE ONLY GOOD NEWS IS
THERE'S AN OPEN BAR HERE.

233
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,998
ANYWAY, I'M NOT RUNNING AWAY.
NOPE.

234
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,866
I AM GOING DOWN SWIGGIN'.

235
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:37,204
I MEAN... I MEAN SWINGIN'.

236
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,874
AW HELL, I MEAN SWIGGIN'.

237
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,610
THE MAYOR SAYS HE'LL GIVE
YOU THE KEY TO THE CITY.

238
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,113
WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY A KEY.
IT'S A MAGNETIC SWIPEY THING,

239
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,016
BUT IT'LL GIVE YOU 10% OFF
ANYTHING AT THE CHILDREN'S MUSEUM.

240
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,285
MEL, PLEASE LISTEN
TO THAT MESSAGE.

241
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,988
THAT BLINKING LIGHT
IS QUITE INSISTENT.

242
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,390
I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST...

243
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,960
You were right, I was wrong.

244
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,962
I know I don't say
that very often, Mel.

245
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,932
All right, I've never said
that, but what can I say?

246
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,034
I am literally having the
worst night of my life.

247
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:11,171
ISABEL? ISABEL RYAN.

248
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:14,174
OH MY GOD. JOE LONGO?

249
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,176
- HEY.
- HI.

250
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,346
WOW, YOU ARE NOT FAT AND OLD
LIKE HALF THESE PEOPLE.

251
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,081
AND YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.

252
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,850
YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU LOOK AMAZING.

253
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,985
THANK YOU. SO DO YOU.

254
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:29,189
- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- YEAH, LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW.

255
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,759
OH, YOU DON'T KNOW?

256
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,795
UM, WELL, LET'S JUST SAY

257
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,931
I'M SORT OF IN A
POST-AWESOME PHASE.

258
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,667
MM. WELL, YOU AND ME BOTH.

259
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,936
SO LET'S SEE, LAST
TIME I TALKED TO YOU

260
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,838
YOU WERE GONNA GET
MARRIED TO STEVE, RIGHT?

261
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,907
THEN YOU WERE GONNA HEAD TO NEW
YORK TO BECOME AN ACTRESS.

262
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,441
( laughs ) WAS THAT ME?

263
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:52,445
OKAY WELL, STEVE IS NOW
HAPPILY MARRIED TO ERIC.

264
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,715
- YEP. AND YOU KNOW THAT MUSICAL "LEGALLY BLONDE"?
- YEAH.

265
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:59,119
I DID 500 PERFORMANCES
AS LEFT MEZZANINE USHER.

266
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,454
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
LIFE HAPPENS, RIGHT?

267
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,925
YOU PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU PICK ON YOUR
LIPSTICK AND YOU GO TO YOUR REUNION.

268
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,160
I DID THAT TOO.

269
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,229
NOT THE LIPSTICK PART THOUGH.

270
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,766
I'VE HAD A FEW CAREER
SETBACKS MYSELF AS OF LATE

271
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,469
AND CURRENTLY I'M
WORKING AS A...

272
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:20,073
WELL, AS A NANNY.

273
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:24,144
NANNY! BEIGE MINIVAN!

274
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:28,748
RECEPTIONIST AT MY BROTHER'S
LAW FIRM AND I TAKE THE BUS!

275
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,284
- ( chuckles )
- HOW COME YOU AND I NEVER WENT OUT?

276
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,987
BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS
HAD A GIRLFRIEND,

277
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,422
SOMETIMES MORE THAN ONE.

278
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,791
NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE.

279
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,292
HE WAS SOMETHING THOUGH, HUH?

280
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,395
DO YOU WANT TO FIND A TABLE

281
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,731
AWAY FROM ALL THESE
ANNOYING SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE?

282
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,733
I'D LOVE TO. JUST LET ME
MAKE A QUICK PHONE CALL.

283
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,768
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.

284
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,943
This is Mel. Leave a message.

285
00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,513
( rings )

286
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,149
HELLO, JOE?

287
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,352
STEPH, HEY LOOK, I LEFT
MEL A MESSAGE EARLIER

288
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,487
AND I TOLD HER I WAS HAVING
A TERRIBLE TIME HERE.

289
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,423
BUT MY NIGHT IS SORT OF
TURNING AROUND A LITTLE BIT

290
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,326
AND I MAY BE HOME LATE,

291
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,896
SO CAN YOU JUST
TELL HER THAT I...

292
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,764
( chanting ) CHUG
CHUG CHUG CHUG...

293
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,301
JOE? JOE? WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT'S TERRIBLE?

294
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,936
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

295
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:26,306
JUST TELL HER TO DISREGARD
THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE, OKAY?

296
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,475
( men chanting ) Chug
chug chug chug...

297
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,211
STEPHANIE? CAN YOU HEAR ME?

298
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,780
STEPHANIE, HELLO?

299
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,483
STEPHANIE... IS THAT
YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

300
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:40,020
NO NO, I DO NOT
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

301
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,022
I'M JOE LONGO'S GIRLFRIEND.

302
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,924
I NEED TO GET IN THERE.

303
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,193
- I DON'T THINK YOU'RE ON THE LIST.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

304
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,362
UM, SAYID ALFABI.

305
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,465
- YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
- SOME OF US WORK OUT.

306
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,837
- TWO MORE COMING UP, ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH.

307
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,308
- MEL.
- JOE!

308
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,443
DARLING, IT'S ME,

309
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:07,147
YOUR BEAUTIFUL, SMART AND
SUCCESSFUL GIRLFRIEND.

310
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,366
( dance music playing )

311
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,068
WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

312
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,403
JOE, SWEETHEART, I MISSED YOU.

313
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:33,540
LOOK, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. IT SOUNDED
LIKE YOU WERE HAVING A TERRIBLE TIME.

314
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,342
SO COME ON, SHOW ME OFF.

315
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,446
- I SO WANNA MEET ALL OF MY BOYFRIEND'S CLASSMATES.
- MEL!

316
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,482
OH, IS THIS ONE OF THEM?
HI. HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

317
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,551
I'M MEL BURKE, CITY
COUNCILPERSON,

318
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,287
BUT ALSO, YOU KNOW,
JOE'S GIRLFRIEND.

319
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:51,391
- NO, SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.

320
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,394
I HAVE TO BE HONEST, I'M
NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND.

321
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,196
- I'M HIS FIANCEE.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

322
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,231
I JUST CAN'T GET USED
TO SAYING IT OUT LOUD.

323
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,934
- ( squeals )
- NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE, HUH?

324
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,103
- YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT ALL.
- WAIT... WAIT A MINUTE.

325
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,204
NICE MEETING YOU. GREAT SHOES.

326
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,372
SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING.

327
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,874
OOH, WHO'S THAT?
SHE'S PRETTY CUTE.

328
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,410
YEAH, SOMEBODY REALLY GREAT THAT
I WAS JUST RECONNECTING WITH

329
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,913
UNTIL THE LOVE OF MY LIFE SHOWED UP...
MY FAKE FREAKING FIANCEE.

330
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,416
OKAY, ALL RIGHT. NOT TO WORRY.

331
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,119
I'M GREAT WITH PEOPLE. I WILL JUST
GO OVER THERE AND TALK TO HER.

332
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,653
AND I WILL STRAIGHTEN
THIS OUT IN A JIFF,

333
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,322
WHICH IS SHORTER THAN A JIFFY.

334
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,957
THAT'S HOW GOOD I AM.

335
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,095
HEY. HI, ISABEL.

336
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,231
SORRY, I... FUNNY STORY, I HOPE.

337
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,167
I'M NOT ACTUALLY JOE'S
GIRLFRIEND OR HIS FIANCEE.

338
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,436
HE WORKS FOR ME AND I
THOUGHT IF I CAME DOWN HERE

339
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,205
AND TOLD PEOPLE WE
WERE A COUPLE THAT...

340
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,241
LOOK THE POINT IS JOE'S
A GREAT GUY, YOU KNOW?

341
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,111
HE'S HANDSOME AND
SMART AND FUNNY

342
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,147
AND HE'S GONNA MAKE SOME
LUCKY LADY VERY HAPPY.

343
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,150
YOU KNOW, THAT KISS BACK THERE
WAS AWFULLY CONVINCING.

344
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,684
WHAT THAT? THAT KISS.
NO NO NO NO NO.

345
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,553
THAT WAS OUR FIRST
AND LAST, OKAY?

346
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,556
AND RIGHT AFTER WE'RE DONE TALKING,
I'M GONNA GO PURELL MY LIPS.

347
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,326
COME ON, YOU TWO
OBVIOUSLY HIT IT OFF.

348
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,029
WELL, WE WERE SORT OF CLICKING.

349
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,065
GOOD. GO, CLICK SOME MORE.
CLICK YOUR ASSES OFF.

350
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,202
UH, HI.

351
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:13,506
- DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?
- I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

352
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,012
SO YOU HAVE A PRETTY NICE BOSS.

353
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,714
OH, SHE'S NOT MY BOSS.

354
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:26,086
TECHNICALLY SHE'S MY FRIEND.

355
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,721
ACTUALLY I'M REALLY
MORE FREELANCE.

356
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,990
AND I'M SORRY THAT
I DOUBTED YOU.

357
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,559
I JUST REMEMBERED
THE OLD JOE LONGO,

358
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,294
THE ONE WHO HAD GIRLS
FIGHTING OVER HIM.

359
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,730
THAT GUY IS NOT ME.
THAT GUY IS LONG GONE.

360
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,999
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
OUT OF MY WAY!

361
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:43,436
- I'M MRS. JOE LONGO!
- ( music stops )

362
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:47,240
JOE, HONEY, IT'S ME, YOUR
WIFE FROM OUR MARRIAGE.

363
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:51,311
- STEPHANIE.
- STEPHANIE.

364
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,581
- DON'T WORRY, BABY. MAMA'S HERE.
- I...

365
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,452
AND TO THINK I
ALMOST MISSED THIS.

366
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,495
WELL, WASN'T THAT EPIC? WE
HAD MORE PIZZAS THAN PEOPLE.

367
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,130
THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT.

368
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,366
I TWEETED A GREAT INVITE. LOOK,
IT WAS WITTY AND CLEVER.

369
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,668
NOBODY CAME BECAUSE THEY
DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO SHOW UP.

370
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,605
YOU PUT THE PARTY TIME AS
QUESTION MARK TO QUESTION MARK.

371
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:23,576
NO, THAT IS NOT WHY... OH YEAH.

372
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,412
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU
PROOFREAD THIS BEFORE?

373
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,081
YOU DON'T PROOFREAD A TWEET.
IT'S 140 CHARACTERS.

374
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,183
HOW DO YOU SCREW THAT UP?

375
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,185
WELL, I GUESS WE'D
BETTER CLEAN UP.

376
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:35,622
NO ONE WAS HERE TO MAKE A MESS.

377
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,259
WE'RE A DISAPPOINTMENT
TO TEENAGERS EVERYWHERE.

378
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,262
ALL RIGHT, I SENT
STEPHANIE HOME.

379
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,331
THAT GIRL SERIOUSLY
NEEDS TO GET A LIFE.

380
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:49,035
ALWAYS TRYING TO SAVE THE
DAY, COME TO THE RESCUE.

381
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,103
WHAT?

382
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,439
OKAY, I KNOW I CAN
BE OVERPROTECTIVE

383
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:55,041
AND OVERINVOLVED
AND OVERDRAMATIC,

384
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,445
BUT THAT'S ONLY
BECAUSE I OVER-CARE.

385
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,647
WELL, YOU NEED TO
GET OVER YOURSELF.

386
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,182
- I CAN TAKE CARE OF ME.
- OH?

387
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,384
DID YOU GET ISABEL TO
GIVE YOU HER NUMBER?

388
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,154
NO. AFTER STEPHANIE'S ONE-WOMAN
SHOW, I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN.

389
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,622
WELL THEN, I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
BE VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

390
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:16,263
- BY 10 FRO-YOS, GET THE 11th FREE?
- WHOOPS, WRONG CARD.

391
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,698
HERE.

392
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,268
- ISABEL RYAN? IS THIS HER PHONE NUMBER?
- YES, SIR. YEAH.

393
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,669
I DON'T MESS EVERYTHING UP.

394
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,472
I RAN INTO HER IN THE PARKING LOT,
TOLD HER WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

395
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,740
SHE SAID A STORY AS LAME
AS THAT HAS GOTTA BE TRUE.

396
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,842
THANK YOU, BURKE, FOR REPAIRING

397
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,711
ALMOST ALL THE
DAMAGE THAT YOU DID.

398
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,747
YOU'RE WELCOME. I GUESS
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

399
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,651
Joe: OH GREAT.

400
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,520
JUST WHEN MY NIGHT
WAS LOOKING UP,

401
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,590
KYLE FREAKIN' COOKLER...

402
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,725
YOU SEE THAT, MEL? A YEAR
AGO THAT WAS MY LIFE.

403
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,727
I WAS THAT GUY.

404
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,864
YEAH WELL, HE'S JUST
ANOTHER TALL, RICH,

405
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:55,535
EXTREMELY HANDSOME LOSER.

406
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:59,339
- COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
- NO, I CAN HANDLE IT.

407
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,875
JOE LONGO, MIGHTY JOE LONGO.

408
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,811
HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE GRADUATION.

409
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,348
A FEW THINGS HAVE CHANGED, HUH?
I READ THE PAPERS.

410
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,882
YEAH, A LOT OF
THINGS HAVE CHANGED.

411
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,784
- HOW'VE YOU BEEN, KYLE?
- ( ringing )

412
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,287
OH, CAN YOU HOLD ON, JOE?
THIS IS BUSINESS.

413
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,356
YOU REMEMBER THAT?

414
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,125
YES, MR. DREXEL? WHAT?

415
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,328
YES, OF COURSE. I CAN BE
AT THE OFFICE IN THE HOUR.

416
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,463
NO, SIR, NOT A PROBLEM.

417
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,833
YES, WITH THE ENTIRE
COST BREAKDOWN, BUT...

418
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,336
SURE. NO NO.

419
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,571
I AM NOT AT A PARTY.

420
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,740
I'M ON MY WAY, SIR.

421
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,376
LOOK, JOE, I GOTTA RUN.

422
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,245
TAKE CARE, KYLE. WE'LL
SEE YOU AROUND.

423
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,213
ALYSSA.

424
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:43,483
REALLY? HERE?

425
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,518
COME ON.

426
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,359
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR
BUDDY HAS QUITE THE LIFE.

427
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,593
YEAH.

428
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,563
IS IT TERRIBLE I FEEL
SO GREAT ABOUT THAT?

429
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,931
NOT AT ALL. YOU KNOW WHAT? I
WAS WRONG ABOUT REUNIONS.

430
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:02,402
THAT RIGHT THERE...
TOTALLY WORTH YOU COMING.

431
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:06,406
SO HOW DID YOUR DINNER
WITH THE FOIL GUY GO?

432
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,308
OH MY GOD.

433
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,876
HE'S IN A TAXI OUT FRONT!

434
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:31,564
( locks click )

435
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,800
BYE, GUSTAVO. THANK YOU.

436
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,436
HEY, GIVE ME THAT TAXI RECEIPT.
I CAN DEDUCT IT.

437
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:40,673
LENNOX, RYDER, WHAT
HAPPENED HERE?

438
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,342
DID YOU GUYS HAVE A PARTY?

439
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,544
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
IT IF WE TOLD YOU.

440
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,945
WE INVITED EVERYONE FROM SCHOOL,

441
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,914
BUT THERE MAY HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE CONFUSION.

442
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,750
THE CONFUSION WAS TWO
PEOPLE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

443
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,885
UPSTAIRS. I'LL DEAL WITH
YOU TWO IN THE MORNING

444
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,388
IF YOU WILL KINDLY REMIND ME.

445
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,993
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THEY TOTALLY
JUST DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU.

446
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,863
YEAH. IT'S SO CUTE.
THEY'RE GROWING UP.

447
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:08,301
- OH MAN.
- WHOO, WHAT A NIGHT.

448
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,702
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
BY THE WAY,

449
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,538
WHEN YOU WENT IN FOR THAT
ATTACK KISS OF YOURS,

450
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,872
I THINK YOU CHIPPED
MY FRONT TOOTH.

451
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,574
WELL, I DIDN'T EXPECT
YOU TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH.

452
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,843
MY JAW WAS DROPPING IN SHOCK.

453
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,445
GOD, YOU REALLY WENT FOR IT.

454
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,646
I WAS JUST TRYING TO SELL IT.

455
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,280
YEAH WELL, YOU WERE
PRETTY CONVINCING.

456
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,582
I'M A GOOD SALESPERSON.

457
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,750
NEXT TIME GIVE ME A
LITTLE WARNING, OKAY?

458
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,352
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEXT TIME?

459
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,486
I DON'T MEAN NEXT
TIME, NEXT TIME.

460
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,988
I MEAN... LOOK, JUST
DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

461
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,324
( muffled ) HA, YOU
SHOULD BE SO LUCKY.

462
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:37,330
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