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"MELISSA & JOEY" IS RECORDED IN
FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

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AND THREE,

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TWO, ONE...

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THERE THEY ARE.

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OH, WELL, THANKS FOR WAITING
UP FOR US, GRANDMA.

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- HI, JOE.
- FLETCHER.

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IT IS 11:00 ON THE DOT.

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THE LAST THREE TIMES YOU GUYS
WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR,

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IT'S BEEN EXACTLY 11:00.
YOU'RE LIKE A CUCKOO CLOCK.

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WELL, HE'S VERY RELIABLE.
HE'S VERY PUNCTUAL.

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I KNOW HOW RELIABILITY GETS
YOU ALL HOT AND BOTHERED,

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SO I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO
PUNCTUAL KIDS ALONE.

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I HAD A REALLY NICE TIME TONIGHT.
IT WAS A GOOD RESTAURANT, RIGHT?

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YEAH, IT WAS A GREAT RESTAURANT,
GOOD BOTTLE OF WINE.

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IF MY MOTHER HAD SHOWN UP SOBER
TO SAY SHE WAS PROUD OF ME,

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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
OFF THE CHARTS.

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I'M SORRY, YOU WERE WAITING
FOR YOUR MOTHER TONIGHT?

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NO NO NO, IT WAS
JUST A LITTLE JOKE.

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AH. OH, I GET IT NOW.

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- SOMETIMES IT TAKES ME A LITTLE...
- I KNOW.

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SO CAN I CALL YOU TOMORROW?

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SURE, YOU CAN.

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- IS 4:00 OKAY?
- SURPRISE ME.

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OKAY, SOMETIME BETWEEN
4:00 AND 4:30.

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OOH, THE SUSPENSE.

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SO THREE DATES IN A ROW
WITH THE SAME GUY, HUH?

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HAS FLETCHER FINALLY CRACKED
THE MEL BURKE CODE?

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WELL, HE KEEPS ASKING ME
OUT AND I KEEP SAYING YES.

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I MEAN, A GIRL'S GOT TO EAT.

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THAT IS SO INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC.

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SO YOU GONNA CUT HIM LOOSE SOON

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OR SQUEEZE A FEW MORE FANCY
MEALS OUT OF HIM FIRST?

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OH, BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT
SQUEEZING ANYTHING.

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HE'S NOT... I... I DON'T KNOW.

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I JUST DON'T THINK THIS THING
HAS ANY LEGS, YOU KNOW?

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HE'S A PERFECTLY NICE GUY.

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WORDS THAT HAVE
NEVER PRECEDED SEX.

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THE PROBLEM WITH HIM IS...

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE
PROBLEM WITH HIM IS.

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YOU FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH
EVERY GUY THAT YOU GO OUT WITH.

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- NOT TRUE.
- OF COURSE IT IS.

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CHARLIE STARED AT YOU TOO
ROMANTICALLY, RIGHT?

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IT MADE YOU ALL NAUSEOUS.

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AND THEN THERE WAS JONATHAN
WITH THOSE MASSAGES.

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YEAH, WELL, HIS HANDS
WERE COLD AND SLIMY.

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I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE WHEN I
TOUCHED THE EEL AT THE AQUARIUM,

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BUT AT LEAST THE EEL HAD
A LITTLE ELECTRICITY.

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AND THEN THERE WAS THAT OTHER
GUY YOU WENT OUT WITH.

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- WHAT WAS HIS NAME AGAIN?
- SASHA.

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YEAH, SASHA. WHAT
WAS WRONG WITH HIM?

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UH, HIS NAME WAS SASHA.

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ALL RIGHT, FINE, I'LL
GIVE YOU THAT ONE.

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I TELL YOU, YOU REALLY DO FIND
THE FLAWS IN EVERYONE THOUGH.

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I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT WITH ME.
GOD KNOWS WHAT YOU'D FIND WRONG.

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OH, DO YOU WANT THE FULL LIST, THE
TOP 10, OR JUST THE BULLET POINTS?

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- YOU HAVE A LIST?
- DO I HAVE A LIST?

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ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. FOR STARTERS,
YOUR ARMS... YEAH, THEY'RE WAY TOO BIG.

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AND, OH, YOU ALWAYS HAVE
AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING.

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- THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE...
- EH EH EH EH EH.

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWAGGER
INTO EVERY WOMAN'S LIFE

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WITH YOUR TOOL BELT AND
HAMMER AWAY AT HER PROBLEM.

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FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T
HAMMER AWAY; I FIX.

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- OH, WHAT IF WE DON'T NEED FIXING?
- AH, WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT?

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OH OH OH OH!

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THERE IT GOES. ADIOS, FLETCHER.

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WELL, I JUST DON'T THINK...

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LOOK, HE'S NOT THE FUTURE MR.
MEL BURKE.

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AND THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.

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- ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD
- ♪ All good

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- ♪ IT'S OKAY
- ♪ Okay

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- ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT
- ♪ All right

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♪ AS FAR AS I CAN SEE

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- ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD
- ♪ All good

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- ♪ IT'S OKAY
- ♪ Okay

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- ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT
- ♪ All right

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♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK ♪

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♪ WITH ME ♪

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SO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH
ON KIRSTEN CULLEN?

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- WHAT? NO.
- BUT YOU LIKE HER.

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I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,
I STARE AT HER A LOT

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AND I THINK ABOUT HER AT
NIGHT AND ALL OTHER TIMES.

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BUT, LOOK, IT DOESN'T
MATTER KNOW I EXIST.OESN'T

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AH, THE POWER OF LOSER THINKING.

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LISTEN, KIRSTEN ONLY AND
THAT'S SO NOT YOU.S,

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I'M COOL INSIDE.

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NO YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE
SOCIALLY INVISIBLE.

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I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU. WHY
DO YOU WEAR THESE THINGS?

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THEY'RE IN MY DRAWER.

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THEY'RE IN YOUR DRAWER
KNOW THEY'RE NOT COOLHES

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AND THEY'RE TRYING TO HIDE.

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OH MY GOD, COME ON,
LET'S FIX YOU.

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I'M NOT THAT BAD.

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OKAY, THE FIRST STEP A
PROBLEM.NG YOU HAVE

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- BUT I'M...
- ADMIT IT.

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FINE. AND I'M NOT HIP.

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HELP ME, PLEASE.

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OKAY, FIRST LESSON...
HIPSTERS DON'T SAY "HIP."

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AUNT MEL, LOOK AT YOU.

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I'M TURNING THE KNOB WITH
MY GIRLS.AND GOING OUT

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WOW, BURKE, ALL THIS FOR A
MAN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DUMP.

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IT'S KIND OF CRUEL.

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OKAY, THIS IS NOT FOR FLETCHER,

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WHOSE FLAW I FIGURED
OUT, BY THE WAY.

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- HE JUST DOESN'T GET YOU?
- YEAH.

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- IT'S LIKE WHEN
- HE NEVER VOLLEYS BACK.

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- YEAH, I HAVE TO WAIT FOREVER.
HANGING. JUST LEAVES YOU

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- LIKE MEAT ON A HOOK.
TOMORROW NIGHT.-TIP

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THEN WHERE ARE YOU GOING
LOOKING ALL LIKE THIS?

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SOME OF MY COLLEGE
GIRLFRIENDS THREW TOGETHER

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A LAST-MINUTE "SEX AND THE
CITY OF TOLEDO" NIGHT.

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SO I'M GOING TO GET MY COSMO ON.

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- WELL, DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH.
- YEAH, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

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( techno music playing )

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ALL RIGHT, SO THE MEETING
COME TO ORDERIVE WILL NOW

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AND I WILL READ THE MINUTES
FROM THE LAST MEETING.

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"WHOO-HOO."

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- I MOVE THE MINUTES
- I SECOND.VED.

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All: WHOO-HOO!

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ALL RIGHT, SO UPDATES
ALL AROUND THE TABLE.

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- KELLY? A HUGE PROMOTION GOT

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SO MRS. JAMESON
GETS A NEW KITCHEN.

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OH, THAT YOU'LL NEVER GO INTO.

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- YOU'RE UP, LAUREN.
PLANNING THE WEDDING... ONE

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BERKSHIRES, SNOW,
TONS OF ALCOHOL,

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AND THE CUTEST EMBROIDERED
ON THE POMPOM.DATE

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YOU ALL BETTER BE THERE.

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CAN WE WEAR THE PEACH FROM
KELLY'S WEDDING? DRESSES

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OH, IT'D BE A SHAME NOT
TO SEE THOSE AGAIN.

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SOME OF US WON'T FIT
IN THEM ANYMORE.

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YOU'RE KNOCKED UP AGAIN?
SORRY, BLESSED WITH CHILD?

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I'M NOT DRINKING THE GINGER
ALE 'CAUSE I LIKE IT.

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All WHOO!

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WELL, JACKIE, YOU'RE
AWFULLY QUIET.

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UH, 'CAUSE I GOT NOTHING.
SAME OLD, SAME OLD.

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YOU AND ME BOTH, SISTER.
HERE'S TO THE SAME OLD.

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OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? WAIT,
THERE IS ONE THING.

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- BLING!
- Friends: OH MY GOD!

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( flatly ) OH YAY.

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HALLELUJAH. THE LAST OF THE
FOXY FIVE TO GET MARRIED.

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HEY HELLO? WHAT ABOUT ME?

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OH MY GOD, THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU'RE STILL NOT MARRIED.

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YOU'RE KIND OF MARRIED.
YOU'RE TOLEDO'S WIFE.

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NO NO, I AM TO TOLEDO WHAT CARRIE
BRADSHAW WAS TO NEW YORK...

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WE'RE LOVERS.

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- TO JACKIE AND STEVE.
- STEVE? THE CHIROPRACTOR?

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MR. "NOT WORTH WAXING FOR"?

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I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE I SETTLED.

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IT'S OKAY. PASSABLE...
IT'S THE NEW PERFECT.

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COME ON, WE ARE ON THE
WRONG SIDE OF 30.

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I JUST SORT OF FELT IT
WAS TIME TO GET REAL.

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I MEAN, THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I
JUST SAT DOWN AT THE NEAREST CHAIR.

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GOOD FOR YOU. AND
WHILE YOU'RE ALL OFF

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BEING MARRIED AND POPPING
OUT ADORABLE KIDS THAT WILL

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ONE DAY GIVE YOU THE FINGER...
TRUST ME, I'VE SEEN IT...

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I WILL BE YOUR COOL
SINGLE FRIEND.

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AND YOU'LL ALL BE WILDLY JEALOUS OF
MY FREEDOM AND LACK OF STRETCH MARKS.

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SO LET'S DRINK TO THAT.

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WHOO-HOO!

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ANYBODY?

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I'M HOME.

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OH GOOD. HEY, HERE ARE THE
LATEST ROSES FROM FLETCHER...

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AND A TRASH CAN AT THE READY.

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HA HA HA. VERY FUNNY.

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- THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL.
- YEAH. SO DUMP 'EM?

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ACTUALLY NO, I WANT TO KEEP 'EM.

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I'M SORRY, DID YOU HEAR ME? I
SAID THAT THEY'RE FROM FLETCHER.

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YEAH, I HEARD YOU.
BLONDE NOT DEAF.

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WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT
FLETCHER McKAY HERE, RIGHT?

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LAUGH-A-MINUTE FLETCHER?

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YEAH, LOOK, JOE, I WAS THINKING
A LOT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID,

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YOU KNOW, ABOUT ME PUSHING
MEN AWAY AND FINDING FLAWS.

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AND YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

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YOU KNOW, NOBODY'S PERFECT AND I
THINK I'M GONNA GIVE FLETCHER A TRY.

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BECAUSE SOONER OR LATER, THE MUSIC
STOPS AND YOU GOTTA SIT DOWN.

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THIS MUSIC YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,
DOES ANYBODY ELSE HEAR IT?

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IS IT LIKE A POLKA?

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HEY, WHERE THE HECK IS RYDER?
I CALLED HIM 10 MINUTES AGO.

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IT'S HIS TURN TO SET
THE TABLE TONIGHT.

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HE'S COMING, HE'S COMING.

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SORRY, JOE, I'M SO HIP
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.

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WOW, THOSE ARE SOME...
SOME TIGHT PANTS, BRO.

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ARE ALL YOUR PARTS OKAY?

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I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T
FEEL THOSE EITHER.

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YOU'D BETTER GET USED TO THOSE PANTS IF
YOU'RE WEARING THEM TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.

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- ISN'T THERE ANOTHER WAY?
- YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST WEAR SOMETHING

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FROM YOUR INVISIBLE LOSER
COLLECTION AND SEE HOW THAT GOES?

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YOU LOOK GOOD. SUCK IT UP.

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BELIEVE ME, EVERYTHING
POSSIBLE IS SUCKED UP.

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- SO WHO'S THE GIRL?
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE'S A GIRL?

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THERE'S GOT TO BE A GIRL.
NOBODY'S GONNA

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SQUASH HIS GRAPES FOR THE GUYS.

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LET'S WALK YOU AROUND THE
BLOCK AND GET YOU USED TO IT.

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- I CAN'T DO IT.
- THINK OF KIRSTEN.

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KIRSTEN, KIRSTEN, KIRSTEN.

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IT'S NOT WORKING.

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- HELLO.
- HEY.

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WOW, NICE JEANS. I
HAVE THE SAME ONES.

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I'LL BET IN THE SAME SIZE.

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CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING?

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- I'M WAITING FOR MEL.
- OH.

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SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE.
SOMETHING ABOUT HER SHOES,

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AND THEN I STOPPED LISTENING.

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BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS.

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WHAT ARE THEY DOING BACK HERE?
THEY SHOULD BE ON DISPLAY.

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OOH, I WAS RIGHT.
THEY'RE FROM FLETCHER.

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BOY, BACK FROM THE DEAD, HUH?
WHO SAW THAT COMING?

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- YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED THERE?
- WHO SAYS SOMETHING HAPPENED?

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THINGS GET RAISED FROM
THE DEAD ALL THE TIME.

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STEPHANIE, A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO
SHE WAS ABOUT READY TO DUMP HIM.

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NOW SHE'S SNIFFING HIS FLOWERS.

211
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:54,027
BETWEEN THOSE TWO POINTS IN TIME
IS SOMETHING THAT YOU KNOW.

212
00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:57,597
UH UM, I'M GONNA GO HELP
MEL WITH HER SHOES.

213
00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:58,899
- COMING, MEL.
- STEPHANIE.

214
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,736
UM, ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING
DIFFERENT WITH YOUR HAIR?

215
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:06,907
UH, MAYBE I WASHED IT.

216
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,780
IT'S... IT'S THIS SHAMPOO.
IT'S GOT...

217
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:19,653
ESSENCE OF COCONUT IN IT.
IT'S REALLY JUST NOT FAIR.

218
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,789
ALL THE FOXY FIVE ARE
COUPLED UP EXCEPT FOR MEL

219
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:25,693
AND SHE'S TOTALLY WIGGING OUT. SHE
DOESN'T WANT TO BE THE ONLY SINGLE FOXY.

220
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:28,095
I'M SO WEAK.

221
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,731
DO YOU HAVE ANY ORANGE JUICE?

222
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,933
SORRY I HAD TO DO
THAT TO YOU, STEPH.

223
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:37,337
DON'T BE. BEING SNIFFED BY YOU
IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK.

224
00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,309
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO LUNCH?

225
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:45,746
WELL HELLO, LUNCH.
HOW YOU DOIN'?

226
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,848
I'M SORRY. BACKSPACE BACKSPACE.

227
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,850
I'D BE DELIGHTED TO HAVE LUNCH.

228
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:53,854
OH, BUT BEFORE WE GO,
LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR US...

229
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:57,090
TICKETS TO SEE RICKY
GERVAIS LIVE FRIDAY NIGHT,

230
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:59,192
THE TOLEDO OPERA HOUSE,
THE FOUNDER'S BOX.

231
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,395
WE'LL BE LIKE THOSE OLD
MEN IN "THE MUPPETS."

232
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,998
RICKY GERVAIS, YEAH, HE'S
THAT GUY FROM THE...

233
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:09,236
AND HE WAS IN THAT... WAIT,
WHO'S RICKY GERVAIS AGAIN?

234
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,938
HE'S THE FUNNY COMEDIAN.

235
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,106
AND I'D LOVE TO GO BUT
I'M DRIVING TO CHICAGO

236
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,108
FOR MY PARENTS' 40th
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

237
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,810
- RAIN CHECK?
- YEAH.

238
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,979
I MEAN, WHO NEEDS TO SEE THE
FUNNIEST GUY ON THE PLANET?

239
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,981
IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S THE
FUNNIEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE.

240
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,050
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THOSE
COMEDY CLUBS ON MARS,

241
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,852
YOU CAN HEAR THE
LAUGHS ON JUPITER.

242
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,754
I LOVE HOW YOU TALK.

243
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,757
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING, BUT I ENJOY YOUR MELODY.

244
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,960
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT MEL IS SHORT FOR.
GET IT?

245
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,227
AH.

246
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,730
I'M SO MUCH FUNNIER AROUND YOU.

247
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,131
REALLY?

248
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:41,034
UM, YOU KNOW, CHICAGO...

249
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,703
THAT'S A LONG TRIP TO
TAKE ALL BY YOURSELF.

250
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,873
MAYBE YOU NEED SOMEONE TO
COME WITH YOU, YOU KNOW?

251
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,041
SOMEONE TO KEEP YOU COMPANY;
SOMEONE CUTE AND FUN

252
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,844
WHO MAKES YOU LAUGH.

253
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,980
- ME, FLETCHER. ME.
- OH GOOD.

254
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,382
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT
THAT RICKY GERVAIS GUY AGAIN.

255
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:58,118
REALLY? YOU'D COME WITH ME?

256
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,254
WELL, NOW THAT YOU ASK, YEAH.
YEAH I WOULD.

257
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,256
OH, THIS IS AMAZING.

258
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,759
WOW, THIS IS KIND OF
A BIG STEP FOR US.

259
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,428
YOU MEETING MY ENTIRE
FAMILY IN ONE FELL SWOOP?

260
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,997
YEAH WELL, I AM READY
FOR THAT SWOOP.

261
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,398
YOU SURE IT'S NOT
TOO MUCH TOO SOON?

262
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,166
NO. NO, IT'S GOOD.

263
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:17,070
YEAH, I HAVE NO SECOND
THOUGHTS AT ALL... AT ALL!

264
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,210
RYDER, LENNOX, SCHOOL RIGHT NOW!

265
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,714
- OH HEY, GOOD MORNING.
- ACTUALLY FANTASTIC MORNING.

266
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,983
WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH WATCHING
THE KIDS FOR THE WEEKEND?

267
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,819
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
GOING AWAY ON A TRIP.

268
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,854
I HAVE A DATE PLANNED
SOMEWHERE IN THERE.

269
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,889
BUT YEAH, SURE. WHY NOT?
I GUESS LEAVING THE KIDS

270
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,191
HOME ALONE FOR A FEW HOURS
UNATTENDED WILL BE OKAY.

271
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,927
SO YEAH, RUN LIKE THE WIND.

272
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,862
YOU AND THE LADIES
HAVE A FOXY WEEKEND.

273
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,730
OH, I'M NOT GOING
WITH THE FOXIES.

274
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,999
NO, THIS IS A GOING-AWAY-
WITH-FLETCHER WEEKEND

275
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:49,336
TO CHICAGO FOR HIS PARENTS' 40th
ANNIVERSARY WINGDING-THING.

276
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:52,339
WOW, THE WHOLE FAMILY?
THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS.

277
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,274
IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS.

278
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:57,044
I MEAN, JUDGING FROM FLETCHER
AND THE HISTORY OF GENETICS,

279
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,411
THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS...

280
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,982
AS IN, YOU KNOW, NOT
A LOT OF LAUGHS.

281
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,750
NO, HE'S GETTING FUNNIER, OKAY?

282
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,318
THE OTHER DAY HE
MADE SORT OF A JOKE.

283
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,987
IT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF SWEET.

284
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:10,824
HE SAID MY NAME, MEL, AND THAT IT
WAS PROBABLY SHORT FOR MELODY.

285
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:14,527
( sarcastically )
THAT IS HILARIOUS.

286
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,130
SO SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE
HECK IS GOING ON HERE?

287
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,032
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT THE
HECK'S GOING ON HERE?

288
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,869
I KNOW YOU HATE WHEN I SAY THINGS
ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE...

289
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,771
- BUT YOU SAY THEM ANYWAY.
- BECAUSE THEY'RE VALUABLE AND AT THE END OF THE DAY

290
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,040
- YOU APPRECIATE THEM.
- OH, IS THAT WHAT YOU TELL YOURSELF?

291
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,209
SORRY WE'RE LATE.
SORRY SORRY SORRY.

292
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,544
UH, FOR A GIRL?

293
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,413
YEAH, FOR A GIRL.

294
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,415
JOE, SHOULDN'T WE BE
GETTING TO SCHOOL?

295
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,550
WHAT ARE YOU, THE VICE PRINCIPAL?
WE'LL LEAVE WHEN WE LEAVE.

296
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,888
- BUT YOU SAID...
- TWO MINUTES.

297
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,155
OKAY.

298
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,424
HEY, RYDER, YOU NEED
ANY MONEY FOR LUNCH?

299
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:48,828
NO, NOTHING COULD
FIT IN MY POCKETS.

300
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,830
HEY, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU.

301
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,299
I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE.

302
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,834
YOU ARE PRETENDING TO LIKE
FLETCHER BUT YOU DON'T, OKAY?

303
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,270
THERE, I SAID IT. WE WERE BOTH THINKING
IT, BUT NOW IT'S OUT IN THE OPEN.

304
00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,173
NOBODY WAS THINKING IT. AND I AM
NOT PRETENDING TO LIKE FLETCHER.

305
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,075
- YES YOU ARE.
- NO I'M NOT.

306
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:05,278
HE'S A WONDERFUL GUY WHOSE CHARMS I
DID NOT FULLY APPRECIATE AT FIRST...

307
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,947
OH, COME ON, THAT IS SUCH BULL.

308
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,349
ALL YOUR COLLEGE FRIENDS ARE
EITHER MARRIED OR GETTING MARRIED

309
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,051
AND NOW YOU'RE UP
THERE ALL ALONE.

310
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,353
THERE'S ONE LAST MARRIAGE
HELICOPTER AND IT'S CIRCLING

311
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,422
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SOME
BORING GUY REACHES OUT

312
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:19,192
AND HE GOES, "COME ON, YOU'RE NOT GETTING
ANY YOUNGER. JUST GIVE ME YOUR HAND."

313
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:23,030
OH, SO BEING SINGLE IS
LIKE THE FALL OF SAIGON?

314
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,298
ACCORDING TO THE FOXY LADIES.

315
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,400
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT
WE TALKED ABOUT ANYWAY?

316
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,202
I HAVE MY SOURCES.

317
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:32,539
OKAY, SO YOU SAID FIVE OR SIX NICE
THINGS TO STEPHANIE AND SHE SPILLED.

318
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,141
ONLY TOOK TWO.

319
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,076
LOOK, YOU ARE SETTLING
AND YOU KNOW IT.

320
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,610
I AM NOT SETTLING, OKAY?

321
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,013
I AM RECONSIDERING BASED
ON CURRENT OPTIONS.

322
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,148
- SETTLING.
- AM NOT.

323
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,415
- ARE TOO.
- NO I'M NOT.

324
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,284
- I'M GOING WITH FLETCHER.
- HAVE A NICE WEEKEND.

325
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,485
FINE, I WILL. OH, AND HERE.

326
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,387
TWO TICKETS TO RICKY GERVAIS.

327
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,056
OH, THE FUNNIEST
GUY ON THE PLANET.

328
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,590
YEAH, I KNOW. ENJOY.

329
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,592
ARE WE GOING TO SCHOOL?

330
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,627
WILL YOU GET A LIFE?

331
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:05,038
WELL, I AM ALL READY FOR OUR
BIG WEEKEND WITH YOUR PARENTS.

332
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,607
WHAT WEEKEND?

333
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,377
HUH HUH? HAD YOU GOING THERE.

334
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,613
- I'M ON A ROLL, RIGHT?
- YEAH, YOU ARE A PISTOL.

335
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,516
ALL RIGHT, SO JUST DON'T DO THAT
AGAIN, 'CAUSE YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF.

336
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,018
OKAY.

337
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,420
ALL RIGHT, SO I WILL
SEE YOU SUNDAY.

338
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,555
- HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- THANKS.

339
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:26,426
SO BYE.

340
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,095
BYE.

341
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,997
ALL RIGHT, LET'S HIT
THE ROAD, JACK.

342
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:33,033
- I'M FLETCHER.
- YEAH, I KNOW, HONEY.

343
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,636
( knocking )

344
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,638
KIRSTEN. COME IN, COME IN.

345
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,374
SO YOUR BROTHER LEFT
THESE IN CLASS TODAY.

346
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,510
ACTUALLY HE DROPPED THEM
AND RAN WHEN I SAID HI.

347
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,279
BUT, YOU KNOW, I FIGURED RYDER MIGHT
NEED THEM FOR HOMEWORK. OKAY?

348
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,416
WAIT. YOU KNOW MY
BROTHER'S NAME?

349
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,418
YEAH. WE SHARE A TABLE
IN EARTH SCIENCE.

350
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,420
WE ACTUALLY MADE A
FAKE FOSSIL TOGETHER.

351
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,989
OH, YEAH, HE SLEEPS WITH THAT THING.
I MEAN...

352
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,624
HE KEEPS IT ON HIS NIGHTSTAND.

353
00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,293
SO IS HE OKAY?

354
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,662
I MEAN, HE'S BEEN ACTING
SO STRANGE THIS WEEK

355
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,164
- AND DRESSING SO...
- WEIRD?

356
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,699
- YEAH.
- LISTEN, ABOUT RYDER...

357
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:10,570
WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER,
YOU KNOW, HANGING OUT?

358
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,373
SURE, IF HE JUST DROPPED
THIS THING HE'S DOING,

359
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:17,077
YOU KNOW, WITH THE CLOTHES. HE'S
HAVING SOME TROUBLE WALKING.

360
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:20,147
I THINK HE HAS,
LIKE, A HIP INJURY.

361
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,949
HEY, LENNOX... OH MY GOD.

362
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,951
YOU'RE HERE IN MY
HOUSE AND I'M...

363
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,187
I'M GONNA GO CHANGE
INTO MY REAL CLOTHES.

364
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,956
STOP.

365
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,060
GO BACK TO LOSER. SHE LIKES IT.

366
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,296
REALLY? SO NO MORE SKINNY JEANS?

367
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,131
NOPE.

368
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,369
- HI.
- HI.

369
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,437
PROBLEM SOLVED.

370
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,541
IT'S LIKE WATCHING PUPPIES.

371
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,679
DENISE, HEY, IT'S JOE.

372
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,415
YEAH, I WAS JUST CALLING TO MAKE SURE
THAT WE'RE STILL ON FOR 8:00 TONIGHT.

373
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,085
YEAH. ALL RIGHT, PERFECT.
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

374
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:01,454
OH, AND GUESS WHAT? I GOT US TWO
TICKETS TO SEE RICKY GERVAIS.

375
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,423
HUH?

376
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,158
GERVAIS.

377
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,161
HE... HE'S A COMEDIAN.

378
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,730
YEAH, I'M SURE, DENISE.

379
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,432
MM-HMM.

380
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,766
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, WELL,

381
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,602
YEAH OKAY, THEN I'LL
BE THERE AT 8:00.

382
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,205
ALL RIGHT. GOOGLE
HIM, ALL RIGHT?

383
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,207
BYE-BYE.

384
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,743
I THINK SHE'S RELATED
TO FLETCHER.

385
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,712
KIRSTEN'S OUT THERE.

386
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,680
LONG STORY SHORT, I'M
MAKING THEM POPCORN.

387
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,016
FRESHMEN ARE SO CUTE AND RANDOM.

388
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,152
( phone rings )

389
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,688
LONGO.

390
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,457
HEY, MEL.

391
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,492
I DIDN'T EXPECT
TO HEAR FROM YOU.

392
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,196
WHAT?

393
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,265
YES.

394
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,167
I'M ON MY WAY.

395
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,469
UH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?

396
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:53,039
SO MAKE SURE YOU FINISH YOUR CHEMISTRY
HOMEWORK AND DON'T BURN THE PLACE DOWN.

397
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,509
AND IF YOU THINK OF SOMETHING
WILD AND CRAZY TO DO,

398
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,745
JUST DON'T DO IT.

399
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,550
( bus horn blows )

400
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:07,354
MEL? HE LEFT YOU IN A REST
STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?

401
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,556
WHAT KIND OF A GUY LEAVES A
WOMAN IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

402
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,659
JOE, CALM DOWN, OKAY? THANK YOU FOR
COMING, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO...

403
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,694
NO, I WANT TO WRING HIS LITTLE
SCRAWNY LAWYER NECK OUT.

404
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,330
- HOW COULD A GUY DO THIS TO YOU?
- JOE, I DID THIS TO ME.

405
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,832
YOU... WAIT A MINUTE. IS
THIS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS

406
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,170
WHERE I'M GETTING A LITTLE HOT-HEADED
AND HOMICIDAL FOR NO REASON?

407
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,471
YEP.

408
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,440
SO HOW DID WE END UP IN...

409
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,542
IN THAT GUY'S LIVING ROOM?

410
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:33,580
( sighs ) WELL, WERE ABOUT
AN HOUR INTO THE TRIP

411
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,450
AND I JUST IMAGINED ME AND
FLETCHER 10 YEARS FROM NOW

412
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,719
IN THE SAME CAR WITH THREE
KIDS IN THE BACK SEAT

413
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,754
- AND I JUST...
- PANICKED?

414
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,123
YEAH, WHAT'S A STRONGER
WORD THAN THAT?

415
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,692
UH, MENTALLY HURLED? YEAH.

416
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,428
I MEAN, THAT'S TWO WORDS,
BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.

417
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,797
WE STOPPED FOR GAS AND
FLETCHER WENT INSIDE TO PAY

418
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,565
AND I JUST... I JUMPED
OUT OF THE CAR.

419
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:56,303
I LEFT MY CELL PHONE AND MY BAGS
AND I JUST STARTED WALKING...

420
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,837
OKAY, RUNNING.

421
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:02,509
WOW. I'M SORRY. I MEAN, HE
SEEMED LIKE HE WAS OKAY.

422
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:06,446
HE WAS. HE WAS MASSIVELY OKAY.

423
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:10,217
AND TOGETHER WE WERE
PERFECTLY OKAY.

424
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,452
I JUST WANT MORE
THAN OKAY, YOU KNOW?

425
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:16,289
- HEY.
- FLETCHER.

426
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,824
I'VE BEEN DRIVING ALL
AROUND LOOKING FOR YOU.

427
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,859
THAT'S SO SWEET.

428
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,561
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH.

429
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,296
FLETCHER, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

430
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,732
I SHOULDN'T HAVE RUN OFF LIKE THAT,
BUT I JUST HAD TO BECAUSE...

431
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,301
IT'S ALL RIGHT, AS LONG
AS YOU'RE SAFE AND ALL.

432
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,271
- I GUESS IT JUST WASN'T THE RIGHT...
- TIMING?

433
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,306
YEAH, THE RIGHT TIMING.

434
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,575
WELL...

435
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,678
I GUESS I SHOULD GET
BACK ON THE ROAD.

436
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,947
SURE. THANKS FOR
BRINGING MY BAGS.

437
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,153
HEY, JOE?

438
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,922
- TAKE CARE OF HER.
- YOU GOT IT.

439
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:59,366
WELL, I'M SORRY THE WEEKEND
DIDN'T PAN OUT AS PLANNED.

440
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,833
YEAH, WELL, I'M SORRY
YOU MISSED YOUR DATE.

441
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,603
THAT'S OKAY. SHE WAS KIND OF...

442
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,272
IT'S FINE.

443
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,840
YEAH, BUT WHAT REALLY SUCKS IS
WE BOTH MISSED RICKY GERVAIS.

444
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,844
I BET IF WE HAUL OUR ASS BACK TO TOWN, WE
COULD CATCH THE LAST HALF HOUR OF THE SHOW.

445
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,414
- YEAH, BUT I'M STARVING.
- ME TOO.

446
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,583
I GOT AN IDEA.

447
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,586
WHY DON'T WE DO A QUICK DINNER AND
THEN WE CAN SEE THE REST OF THE SHOW?

448
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,455
ALL RIGHT? 'CAUSE I KNOW THIS
RESTAURANT NEARBY HERE THAT IS AWESOME.

449
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,924
OH, I DON'T REALLY LIKE
ANYTHING IN THERE.

450
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:28,227
OH, COME ON. THEY GOT EGG SALAD.

451
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,798
ALL RIGHT, FINE, EGG SALAD. I MEAN,
FOR A SANDWICH I CAN SETTLE.

452
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,337
HEY.

453
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,872
WHAT IS THIS THING, JAMMED?
COME ON.

454
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,474
YO!

455
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,780
- WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU...
- COME ON, LONGO, MOVE IT.

456
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,883
WAIT WAIT WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.
UH, HERE.

457
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,586
- BOY SCOUT.
- COME ON, GO GO GO GO!

458
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,365
HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN
HE WAS ALREADY MARRIED?

459
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:09,569
LIKE... LIKE WAS MARRIED AND
GOT DIVORCED ALREADY, MARRIED?

460
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,539
NO, LIKE MARRIED WITH
ANOTHER WIFE, MARRIED.

461
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,607
- OOH. MORE WINE?
- YEAH.

462
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,809
HELLO, LADIES. I'M GONNA RUN TO THE STORE.
YOU NEED ANYTHING?

463
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,778
MORE WINE... LOTS MORE WINE.

464
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,481
OH, WHO'S THIS?

465
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,483
- OH, NOBODY... JOE.
- HEY.

466
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:26,753
- HI.
- HI. I'M JACKIE.

467
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,288
'SUP?

468
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:32,024
OH, JACKIE. YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT JUST GOT ENGAGED.

469
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,526
HOW'S YOUR FIANCE?

470
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,395
ALREADY MARRIED.

471
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,664
YEAH, BUT I'M COOL.

472
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,500
YOU WANT ME TO COME TO
THE STORE WITH YOU?

473
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,969
- UH...
- NO NO NO, SWEETIE, YOU STAY HERE, OKAY?

474
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,405
YOU GO... RUN. RUN
FOR YOUR LIFE.

475
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,775
YOU'D KILL HIM, SWEETIE.

476
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,812
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