1 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:09,510 Joe: "MELISSA & JOEY" IS RECORDED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 2 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,479 YES, I'VE BEEN HOLDING FOR QUITE A WHILE, 3 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:12,580 SO IF YOU COULD JUST TELL ME... 4 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:16,050 WHY I'M ON HOLD AGAIN. I HATE YOU! 5 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:18,052 OOH, CELINE DION. 6 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:21,689 AUNT MEL, THE EDITOR OF THE SCHOOL LITERARY BLOG 7 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,624 GOT EXPELLED FOR DRUG POSSESSION. 8 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:26,594 ISN'T THAT, LIKE, THE BEST NEWS EVER? 9 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:29,330 YEAH, HIS PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD. 10 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,499 OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S SAD. 11 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,334 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS IS MR. SHAMTOUB 12 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,169 IS GOING TO HAVE TO PICK SOMEONE TO REPLACE HIM. 13 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,605 SO WHO? ROMAN MAIZES, THE SELF-IMPORTANT JERK 14 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,773 WHO CALLS ME TREE-HUGGIN' BARBIE? 15 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,575 PATTY WHO SPITS WHEN SHE TALKS? 16 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:44,445 POTHEAD 1? POTHEAD 2? NUH-UH. 17 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:47,215 WHAT HAPPENED TO POTHEAD 3? DID HE GRADUATE? 18 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:49,683 I'M THE ONLY QUALIFIED EDITOR LEFT. 19 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,585 I'M GONNA STORM THE BARRICADES. 20 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:55,189 I'M GONNA PUT THAT BLOG BACK INTO THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE WHERE IT BELONGS. 21 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,591 PLUS I AM TOTALLY GETTING RID OF THOSE STUPID HOROSCOPES. 22 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:01,061 OH MY GOSH, YOU ARE SUCH A LIBRA! 23 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,797 - Man: Hello? - OH. HI. HELLO AGAIN, HI. 24 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:07,268 OKAY, SO MY QUESTION IS, FOR $1,500 HOW MANY GUYS DO I GET? 25 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,636 BECAUSE I REALLY NEED, LIKE, TWO OR THREE. 26 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:11,439 ONE GUY IS NOT GONNA TAKE CARE OF ME ALL NIGHT. 27 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,474 YEAH. YEAH, FRIDAY THE 14th. 28 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,176 OKAY, GREAT. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 29 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:18,078 JEEZ, BURKE, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOUR DATING LIFE HAD DETERIORATED SO BAD 30 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:19,680 YOU NEED TO HIRE AN ESCORT SERVICE. 31 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,049 OH, HARDY HAR HAR. NO, I'M HIRING A CATERER. 32 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,352 YEAH, THEY'LL DRESS UP HOWEVER YOU WANT, I HEAR. 33 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,587 I'M HOSTING A RECEPTION FOR THE GRANT WINNERS 34 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,589 OF THE TOLEDO SMALL BUSINESS ASSOCIATION. 35 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,090 OH WELL, IF YOU'RE HAVING IT HERE 36 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:31,592 AND YOU'RE PAYING 1,500 BUCKS, I'LL TAKE THE JOB. 37 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,594 AND WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU THE JOB INSTEAD OF, 38 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,229 OH I DON'T KNOW, LIKE A REAL CATERER? 39 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:36,730 SEVERAL REASONS, ALL RIGHT? 40 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,599 NUMBER ONE: AS A COST-CONSCIOUS BUSINESSMAN 41 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,602 I CAN MAKE YOUR $1,500 TASTE LIKE $5,000. 42 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,771 - MM-HMM. - AND NUMBERS TWO, THREE, FOUR AND FIVE: 43 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,506 MY ZITI, MY CAPRESE, MY POMMES FRITES 44 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,275 AND MY KILLER SQUASH BLOSSOMS. 45 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,277 - I'LL START ON THE MENU. - I DIDN'T OFFER YOU THE JOB. 46 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,811 AH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 47 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,348 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD - ♪ All good 48 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:55,649 - ♪ IT'S OKAY - ♪ Okay 49 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,618 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT - ♪ All right 50 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,753 ♪ AS FAR AS I CAN SEE 51 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,755 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD - ♪ All good 52 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,657 - ♪ IT'S OKAY - ♪ Okay 53 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,426 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT - ♪ All right 54 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:10,531 ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME ♪ 55 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,235 ( groove music playing ) 56 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:16,170 HEY, RYDER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE? 57 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,638 JOE HIRED ME AS A WAITER. 58 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,341 WHAT HAPPENED TO THERE ARE NO PIGS.TS? 59 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:21,775 THEY WERE DELICIOUS. 60 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:24,612 OH, SO THERE IS ONE PIG. 61 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,780 ( clears throat ) NOTHING IN A BLANKET? 62 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,649 I'VE BEEN OUT OF FOR A WHILE.L WORLD 63 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,185 I NEEDED A LITTLE BREAK, IN CONSULTING AGAINED 64 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:32,720 IF THE RIGHT OPPORTUNITY PRESENTED ITSELF. 65 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,589 SO I CAN REACH YOU AT THIS NUMBER ANYTIME? 66 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:39,560 - YES. YES, YOU CAN. - "JOE LONGO." 67 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:42,696 HEY, WEREN'T YOU INVOLVED PONZI SCHEME? CANLON 68 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:46,367 MY MOM TOOK A BATH ON THAT. SHE LIVES WITH ME NOW. 69 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:49,637 NICE TALKING TO YOU. 70 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,672 ( doorbell rings ) 71 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,844 OH HI. UH, NO ONE ORDERED PIZZA HERE. 72 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,713 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. I'D LOVE A SLICE. 73 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:02,483 NO, I'M ONE OF THE BUSINESS GRANT WINNERS. 74 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,319 WOW, I SHOULD'VE WORN MY COCKTAIL HELMET. 75 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:07,688 I HAD NO IDEA THIS COUNCILMAN MEL BURKE GUY 76 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,690 WAS HOLDING SUCH A FORMAL AFFAIR. 77 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,860 - UH, COUNCILMAN? STUFFED SHIRTS IS HE? HESE 78 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,662 WELL, CAN'T YOU TELL JUST BY LOOKING? 79 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:19,433 I MEAN, SINCE THE COUNCILMAN IS OBVIOUSLY SOME OLD WHITE GUY? 80 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,535 WELL, CLEARLY I'M UNDERDRESSED FOR THIS. 81 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,604 NO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 82 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,806 YOU'VE GOT THOSE ON YOUR PANTS.S 83 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,608 OH YEAH. ( chuckles ) 84 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,677 YOU THINK IT'S SAFE TO TAKE OFF THE FLASHING LIGHTS? 85 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,645 OH, HANG ON. WAIT TILL THIS TRUCK PASSES. 86 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,847 - OKAY, YOU'RE GOOD. - OKAY. 87 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,784 YOU KNOW, I WAS SO FOCUSED ON GETTING HERE ON TIME 88 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,752 THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO PUT ON A TIE. 89 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:41,455 AND BY "PUT ON" I MEAN "BUY." 90 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,691 WELL, I THINK WE CAN GET YOU A LOANER. 91 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,225 COME HERE. 92 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,828 NO. NOPE. 93 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,830 OH, HERE. 94 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:52,633 - YEAH, THIS ONE'LL WORK. - THANKS. 95 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,437 HERE'S A HINT: IT GOES AROUND YOUR NECK. 96 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,772 I LIVE A RELATIVELY TIE-FREE LIFE. 97 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,508 COULD YOU SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT PROPERLY? 98 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,676 OH, A MAN WHO LIKES TO BE TOLD HOW TO DO SOMETHING? 99 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,545 YOU SHOULD BE STUDIED BY SCIENTISTS. 100 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,913 I'M HOPING YOU'RE A SCIENTIST. 101 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,648 WELL, I EXPERIMENTED IN COLLEGE. 102 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:10,217 - SO SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT. - OKAY. 103 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,620 HERE WE GO. 104 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:15,923 SO YOU TAKE THE FAT END... GOES AROUND THE SKINNY END 105 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,625 TWO TIMES. 106 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,793 THEN YOU BRING IT UP AND THROUGH. 107 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:24,432 AND THEN YOU GO BACK DOWN THROUGH THE RABBIT HOLE. 108 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,233 SEE? I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A RABBIT HOLE. 109 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,436 AH. ALL RIGHT, THERE. 110 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,638 AH, YOU LOOK VERY DISTINGUISHED. 111 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,673 - SO WE CAN FOOL 'EM. - ( chuckles ) 112 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,908 AHEM, EXCUSE ME. SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 113 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,910 BURKE, DO YOU THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE 114 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,613 FOR THE HOST TO BE DOWN HERE IN MY ROOM PLAYING DRESS-UP? 115 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:42,015 BURKE? YOU'RE COUNCILMAN BURKE? 116 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:44,318 YEP, I'M THE OLD STUFFED SHIRT. 117 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,819 WELL, IN MY CASE STUFFED BRA. 118 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:48,689 NOT FOR REAL. I MEAN, IT'S JUST A FUNNY JOKE. 119 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,625 OH, JOE LONGO, THIS IS, UH... 120 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:54,328 THIS IS, UH... HE WILL NOW TELL US. 121 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:55,696 GEORGE KARPELOS JR. 122 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:58,399 - ALL RIGHT IF I CALL YOU JUNIOR? - WELL, NOBODY DOES. 123 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:01,669 WELL, JUNIOR, YOU'RE WEARING MY FAVORITE TIE. 124 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,737 - OH, I AM SO SORRY. - NOPE, IT'S OKAY. 125 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:06,640 - THIS WAS ALL MY IDEA. - THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 126 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,342 I TOLD YOU BEFORE, BURKE... 127 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:09,743 KEEP YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY DRAWERS. 128 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,779 ALL RIGHT, THANKS FOR THE IMAGE, LONGO. 129 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,815 HEY, YOU DON'T FOLD A PANCALDI. 130 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,750 YOU ROLL IT, STARTING WITH THE NARROW END. 131 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,719 WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER? YOU PUT SWEATERS ON HANGERS. 132 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:21,389 - YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT SWEATERS ON HANGERS? - BEATS ME. 133 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,693 ( sighs ) NO PUKE ON THE FLOOR. 134 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:28,796 NO ALCOHOL POISONING. NO BROKEN GLASS IN MY HAIR. 135 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,297 I MEAN, NOTHING LIKE HIGH SCHOOL, 136 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,999 BUT SOMEHOW IT WAS STILL A FUN PARTY. 137 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,435 DID YOU ENJOY YOURSELF? 138 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,637 IT WASN'T ABOUT ENJOYMENT TONIGHT, BURKE. IT WAS ABOUT BUSINESS. 139 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,606 I MADE $1,500 AND SOME VERY IMPORTANT CONTACTS. 140 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:41,775 OH REALLY? MISS BLUE DRESS WAS AN IMPORTANT CONTACT? 141 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,711 LOOK WHO'S TALKING. I WASN'T THE ONE 142 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:46,680 DOWNSTAIRS IN THE BASEMENT PLAYING SPIN THE BABY BOTTLE WITH JUNIOR. 143 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,717 ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF BEING SOME SORT OF CRADLE ROBBER? 144 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,786 BURKE, HE'S STILL GOT THAT LITTLE SOFT SPOT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. 145 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:56,590 - AND YOU'RE, WHAT, 33? - UH, NOT FOR 275 DAYS. 146 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:59,793 WHAT? I HAVE A BIRTHDAY APP ON MY PHONE. 147 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,629 DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY. 148 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,931 HE LEFT WITHOUT ASKING FOR MY NUMBER, SO HE MUST NOT BE INTERESTED. 149 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,967 NAH, JUNIOR JUST PROBABLY HAD TO RACE HOME BEFORE HIS CURFEW. 150 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,970 ( bike bell rings ) 151 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:13,507 HEY. SORRY, I KNOW IT'S REALLY REALLY LATE, 152 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:16,043 BUT I GOT HALFWAY HOME AND REALIZED THAT I HAD FORGOTTEN SOMETHING HERE. 153 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,979 - OH, WHAT DID YOU FORGET? - TO GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER. 154 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,715 OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 155 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,817 - IT TURNS OUT I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE. - GREAT. 156 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:27,855 SO I'LL CALL YOU AND, UM, WE CAN TALK. 157 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,357 WELL, IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE WE'RE TALKING RIGHT NOW. 158 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,560 OH YEAH. YOU KNOW HOW I CAN TELL? 159 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:35,563 - YOUR LIPS ARE MOVING. - AND SO ARE YOURS. 160 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:38,398 WE MAY YET HAVE PUKE ON THE CARPET. 161 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,968 SO WERE YOU IN INDIA AS PART OF YOUR 162 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,903 SKI-BUM-AROUND-THE-WORLD PHASE? 163 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:46,406 - NO, THAT WAS ACTUALLY DURING MY RHODES-SCHOLARSHIP PHASE. - SERIOUSLY? 164 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,408 WHAT, A GUY CAN'T BE A RHODES SCHOLAR 165 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:51,545 AND A SKI INSTRUCTOR AND A RECYCLING ENTHUSIAST? 166 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:52,846 NO, HE TOTALLY CAN BE. 167 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,749 IT'S JUST HE'S USUALLY NOT THE GUY TALKING TO ME. 168 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,820 SO TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, 169 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:02,756 - I WAS IN THAILAND... - AH, DRUG HOLIDAY? 170 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:06,527 - PEACE CORPS. - OF COURSE. 171 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,929 AND I WAS JUST SO UPSET BY THE TRASH IN THE STREET... 172 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,931 YOU KNOW, THE PLASTIC BAGS, THE BOTTLES. 173 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,633 IT JUST ATE AWAY AT ME. 174 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:13,934 OOH, COULD HAVE BEEN PARASITES. 175 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,504 YOU KNOW, ONCE I DRANK THIS THAI COCKTAIL AND I THOUGHT, 176 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,071 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT THE WORM. 177 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:21,475 TURNS OUT, NO. 178 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:26,446 SO I EDUCATED MYSELF ON THE RECYCLING PROCESS AND... BOOM. 179 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,550 - ECOFLEECE WAS BORN. - WOW, THAT'S AMAZING. 180 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,984 I MEAN, YOU'VE HAD SO MANY ADVENTURES 181 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:33,453 ALL OVER THE WORLD AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE. 182 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,155 YOU KNOW, THE AGE THAT YOU ARE. 183 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:38,659 WHATEVER... AGE THAT IS. 184 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,561 YEAH, I GUESS. BUT YOU... 185 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,095 YOU'RE AN ELECTED GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL. 186 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,931 YOU MUST BE THE YOUNGEST COUNCILWOMAN EVER. 187 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,800 HOW OLD ARE YOU? LIKE 27, 28? 188 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,636 - 20... - STOP. 189 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,571 NO, SERIOUSLY, STOP. YEAH, I'M 28. 190 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:01,448 ( bell ringing ) 191 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,918 - GOOD MORNING, MR. SHAMTOUB. - THAT IS A MATTER OF OPINION. 192 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:07,187 DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A THROBBING MIGRAINE 193 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:11,224 - THAT MADE YOU WANT TO RUN INTO TRAFFIC? - UM, NO. 194 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:14,461 BUT I'M READY AND EAGER TO GET GOING ON THE BLOG, 195 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,564 SEEING AS YOU NEED A NEW EDITOR AND ALL. 196 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:19,567 YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS THE EDITOR POSITION, MISS SCANLON. 197 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,636 YEAH, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE ANYONE LIKES. 198 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,905 I DON'T LIKE YOU. 199 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,774 FRANKLY, I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU. 200 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,877 AH, HERE IS THE OTHER CANDIDATE. 201 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,812 ROMAN MAIZES? 202 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,615 MY LITTLE RADICAL PONY, YOU LOOK EXTRA ANGRY TODAY. 203 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:35,849 BECAUSE I'M LOOKING AT YOU. 204 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,586 ( mock laughing ) ENOUGH. 205 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,555 LET'S GET DOWN TO THE NITTY GRITTY. 206 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:43,624 MAIZES, WHY SHOULD YOU BE THE NEW EDITOR? 207 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:46,526 BECAUSE I'M GONNA BRING STANDARDS BACK TO "THE GRANT RANT"... 208 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,496 - AND RAM THEM DOWN EVERYONE'S THROAT. - THAT'S THE PLAN. 209 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,264 "THE GRANT RANT" SHOULD BE A PUBLIC FORUM 210 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,533 WHERE ANYONE CAN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE. 211 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:56,236 THEN YOU SHOULD BE EDITOR OF THE BATHROOM WALL. 212 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,838 ZIP IT. 213 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,708 I WANT EACH OF YOU TO SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT BLOGWISE. 214 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,710 YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO CREATE A SAMPLE. 215 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:05,045 THAT'S NOT FAIR. ONLY 24 HOURS? 216 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,981 I DID NOT HEAR JACK BAUER WHIMPERING ABOUT IT. 217 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,150 CLOCK'S RUNNING. TICK TICK. 218 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,789 JACK BAUER WOULD HAVE ALREADY KILLED THREE PEOPLE. 219 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,259 ( knocking at door ) 220 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,795 HEY. WELL, LET'S SEE. 221 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:24,264 UM, IT'S THE GIRL SCOUTS WHO SELL THE COOKIES, 222 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,233 SO YOU MUST BE SELLING TICKETS 223 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,036 FOR THE SCOUTS' ANNUAL PANCAKE BREAKFAST. 224 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:33,573 YEAH. IF I SELL 100 MORE TICKETS, I WIN A CAP GUN. 225 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,575 - OKAY IF I COME IN? - YEAH SURE, COME ON IN. 226 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,577 MEL'S NOT HERE THOUGH, YOU KNOW? 227 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:40,814 BECAUSE THIS IS THE TIME OF DAY WHEN GROWN-UPS ARE AT WORK. 228 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,683 I'M ACTUALLY HERE TO SEE YOU. 229 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,551 MEL SPOKE SO HIGHLY OF YOUR BUSINESS ACUMEN 230 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,853 WHEN WE HAD DINNER THE OTHER NIGHT. 231 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:48,321 SHE SPOKE HIGHLY OF ME? WHAT, WAS SHE DRINKING? 232 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:51,191 - OH YEAH... TEQUILA. - I SEE. 233 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,260 ANYWAY, I WAS JUST HOPING I CAN GET YOUR INPUT 234 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,828 ON MY RECYCLED FABRIC BUSINESS... 235 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,697 JUST FINDING INVESTORS AND STUFF. 236 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,866 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR BUSINESS PLAN. 237 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,641 CLEARLY YOU'VE PUT A LOT OF TIME INTO PRESENTATION. 238 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,710 ( laughs ) IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT 239 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,912 THE RAZZLE-DAZZLE THOUGH, YOU KNOW? 240 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,914 SORRY. ORGANIZATION ISN'T MY STRONG SUIT, 241 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,949 BUT THE IDEA IS SOLID. 242 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,818 SEE, LOOK. 243 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:22,222 RECYCLE THE PLASTIC BOTTLES INTO A LIGHTWEIGHT THREAD. 244 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,291 THAT'S NOT BAD. ORIGINAL PRODUCT. IT'S CLEAN AND GREEN. 245 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,926 THAT SHOULD ATTRACT A LOT OF BUYERS. 246 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,896 BUT NOTHING SELLS ANYTHING BETTER THAN A FACE-TO-FACE MEETING, 247 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:33,701 NOT EVEN THIS NAPKIN FROM CHILI'S. 248 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,268 HAD THE WINGS, DID YOU? 249 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,705 OKAY, FACE TO FACE... I CAN DO THAT. 250 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,673 YEAH? YOU SURE YOU GOT THE PASSION TO DO THAT? 251 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,875 RENT A CAR, DRIVE AROUND THE COUNTRY, SHAKE SOME HANDS? 252 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:45,345 - WELL, UH, I CAN'T DO THAT. - CAN'T SHAKE HANDS? 253 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,681 WHAT, YOU GOT A GERM THING? 254 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,617 NO NO, I CAN'T RENT A CAR. I'M ONLY 24. 255 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,387 24? WOW! 256 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:57,657 ( laughs ) THAT IS REALLY REALLY YOUNG. 257 00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:00,393 DID I JUST SAY WOW? I MEANT HOLY CRAP. 258 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:03,330 ALL RIGHT, I'LL FIGURE OUT THE TRANSPORTATION THING. 259 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,165 BIGGER QUESTION: HOW DO I WEED OUT 260 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,367 THE BAD LEADS FROM THE RIGHT CONTACTS? 261 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,670 24... DUDE, YOU'RE STILL GROWING. 262 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,140 IT'S... I'M SORRY. I JUST NEED A MINUTE FOR THAT TO SINK IN. 263 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,242 OKAY, I'M GOOD. CAN I GET YOU A DRINK? 264 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,846 - OKAY. GOT MILK? - AH, ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME. 265 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,148 NO, I'D REALLY LIKE SOME MILK. 266 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:26,386 WOW! OKAY. MILK COMING RIGHT UP. 267 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,356 YOU WANT THAT IN A SIPPY CUP OR A BIG BOY CUP? 268 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,363 - HEY. - HEY. 269 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,431 SO, UM, INTERESTING NEWS TODAY. 270 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,001 OH, LOOK, THAT WHOLE THING WAS OVERBLOWN, OKAY? 271 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,370 THE MAYOR WAS JUST GIVING THAT HITCHHIKER A RIDE WHEN SHE... 272 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:46,106 WELL, TECHNICALLY HE... PASSED OUT IN HIS LAP. 273 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:50,343 - I MEANT NEWS ABOUT YOUR FRIEND JUNIOR. - GEORGE? 274 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:53,413 NO, JUNIOR, AS IN SEVERAL YEARS YOUR JUNIOR. 275 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,415 OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW HE'S A LITTLE YOUNG FOR ME. 276 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,084 HE'S 24, BURKE. HE TOLD ME. 277 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,219 - SERIOUSLY? - YEAH. 278 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:03,723 - THAT'S A PRETTY BIG AGE GAP. - WELL, IT'S ONLY FOUR YEARS. 279 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:07,961 - HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? - I TOLD HIM I WAS 28. 280 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:11,164 - YOU'RE NOT 28. - AGE IS JUST A NUMBER. 281 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,934 YEAH... WHEN YOU LIE ABOUT IT. 282 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,735 WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ANYWAY? 283 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,772 BECAUSE... I JUST DON'T WANNA SEE YOU GET HURT, THAT'S ALL. 284 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,975 I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE AT TOTALLY DIFFERENT POINTS IN YOUR LIVES, YOU KNOW? 285 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,444 I MEAN, YOU'RE RAISING KIDS, HE IS A KID. 286 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:28,448 - HE'S GOT TWO ROOMMATES, YOU'VE GOT TWO FROWN LINES. - HEY! 287 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:32,052 I'M JUST SAYING HE PROBABLY STILL GETS CARDED AT BARS. 288 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,354 WELL, I GET CARDED SOMETIMES. 289 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,357 YEAH, BUT THAT'S LIKE A PITY CARD. 290 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,962 I HOPE THAT KARAOKE BOWLING WASN'T TOO SILLY FOR YOU. 291 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,297 NO. ARE YOU KIDDING? I LOVE THE BOWLIOKE. 292 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:47,500 I MEAN, I GOT TWO STRIKES AND I HIT THE HIGH NOTE IN "MY HEART WILL GO ON." 293 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,170 ALMOST HIT IT. YOU WERE DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. 294 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:59,112 I GOTTA BE HONEST... I'M FALLING PRETTY HARD FOR YOU, MEL BURKE. 295 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,454 - GEORGE, LISTEN... - UH-OH, WAS THAT TOO AGGRESSIVE? 296 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,923 - WAS IT TOO MUCH TONGUE? - NO NO NO NO NO. 297 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,392 DON'T CHANGE THE TONGUE. 298 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,862 MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE THIS CONVERSATION INSIDE. 299 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:20,467 IF THIS IS ABOUT MY BODY SPRAY, I CAN CHANGE IT. 300 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,935 I GOT A FREE SAMPLE IN THE MAIL. 301 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,237 I'M NOT ATTACHED TO IT AT ALL. 302 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,473 NO NO NO NO NO, YOU'RE FINE, 303 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,842 BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA BOLT WHEN YOU HEAR THIS. 304 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:33,413 UM, I'M NOT EXACTLY 28. 305 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,415 - OH? - YEP. 306 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,484 ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 307 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,519 I'M 30. 308 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,223 31. 32. 309 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,458 - DO I HEAR 33? - NO NO NO, THAT'S IT. 310 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,295 I'M... I'M 32. 311 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,431 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME. 312 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:55,435 - I'M EIGHT YEARS OLDER THAN YOU. - ALSO GOOD AT MATH. 313 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:59,072 - SO THE AGE DIFFERENCE DOESN'T BOTHER YOU? - ARE YOU KIDDING? 314 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:02,009 IF THIS IS YOU AT 32, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AT 40. 315 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,411 I CAN WAIT. I CAN WAIT. 316 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,147 ( car horn honks ) 317 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,516 OH HEY, THIS IS GREAT. 318 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,451 A FRIEND OF MINE OWNS A SKI LODGE 319 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,321 AND HE'S WILLING TO LET US IN A COUPLE OF HOURS BEFORE OPENING. 320 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,589 SATURDAY MORNING WE CAN HAVE THE ENTIRE MOUNTAIN TO OURSELVES. 321 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:21,094 - IT'LL BE ROMANTIC. - I WISH I COULD, BUT I GOTTA TAKE RYDER TO A SOCCER GAME. 322 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,030 I PROMISE YOU'LL HAVE FUN. 323 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,498 I'M SURE I WOULD, GEORGE, BUT I HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES. 324 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,000 YOU KNOW, IT'S THE END OF THE SEASON 325 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,103 AND COACH THINKS RYDER MAY ACTUALLY GET OFF THE BENCH. 326 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,239 I UNDERSTAND. NO PRESSURE. 327 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,441 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SLEEP ON IT 328 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,244 AND I'LL BE BACK HERE FIRST THING SATURDAY MORNING, 329 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:40,547 SUITED UP, READY TO DO SOME BOARDING WITH MY SNOW BUNNY? 330 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,021 I WANNA BE A BUNNY. 331 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:58,498 ( sitar music playing ) 332 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:02,535 - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? - MUSIC... A LITTLE SITAR. 333 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,605 OKAY, THIS IS A LITERARY BLOG. THERE IS NO MUSIC. 334 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,340 UH, A BLOG CAN BE WHATEVER IT WANTS TO BE. 335 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,210 WELL, THEN LET'S JUST MAKE A LITTLE SLUMBER PARTY CHAT ROOM. 336 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:17,150 - WHAT IS THAT MUSIC? - OH, IT'S A NATIVE PUNJABI FOLK SONG. 337 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:21,188 AH, THE MUSIC OF MY CHILDHOOD. 338 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:25,325 I WAS BEATEN. TURN IT OFF. 339 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:28,495 WHAT BRAZEN AND SLIGHTLY RACIST ASS-KISSING. 340 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:33,100 I HAVE READ BOTH OF YOUR SAMPLE BLOGS. 341 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,103 AND CONGRATULATIONS, LENNOX. YOU ARE THE NEW EDITOR. 342 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:39,506 HA! I MEAN NICE TRY. 343 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,675 AND CONGRATULATIONS, ROMAN. YOU ARE THE NEW EDITOR. 344 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:46,179 HA! AND I MEAN HA! 345 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,982 WAIT, WHAT? WHICH ONE OF US IS THE EDITOR? 346 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:52,185 ( laughs ) YES. YOU'RE BOTH CO-EDITORS. 347 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:55,022 - BUT I CAN'T WORK WITH HIM. - YEAH, AND SHE'S IMPOSSIBLE. 348 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,556 ( laughing ) AS I WAS HOPING. 349 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,492 I EXPECT LITERARY VIOLENCE. 350 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:03,263 LET THE BLOG BEATDOWN BEGIN. 351 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:09,469 WHO'S WINNING... THE BLUE GUYS OR THE RED GUYS? 352 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,404 OH, THE YOU-COULDN'T- CARE-LESS GUYS. 353 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,307 - WHAT IS IT? - IT'S ABOUT GEORGE. 354 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,576 I'VE BEEN WRESTLING WITH THIS FOR HOURS 355 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,612 AND IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST AT DIFFERENT POINTS IN OUR LIVES. 356 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,548 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT? 357 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,483 DO YOU HAVE A HEARING PROBLEM? 358 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,086 LIKE, WHEN I SAY THOSE EXACT SAME WORDS, ARE YOUR EARS UNABLE 359 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,620 TO PICK UP THE FREQUENCY OF MY VOICE? 360 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,623 IF ONLY. NO, IT JUST STRUCK ME. 361 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,260 WELL, I'VE BEEN STRIKING YOU FOR DAYS, YES! 362 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,128 I'M RAISING TWO KIDS AND FURTHERING MY CAREER, 363 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,664 AND HE'S STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE WANTS TO BE WHEN HE GROWS UP. 364 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:41,134 ARE YOU... ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? 365 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,136 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING TO YOU. 366 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,038 HE WANTS ME TO BE A SNOW BUNNY, BUT I HAVE TO BE 367 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,307 A RESPONSIBLE GUARDIAN AND CITY OFFICIAL, YOU KNOW? 368 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,576 WE JUST... WE DON'T HAVE THE SAME GOALS RIGHT NOW. 369 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:54,547 - ( doorbell rings ) - THERE'S LIKE A BIG BLONDE ECHO IN HERE. 370 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,084 YES YES. YOU'RE AT TOTALLY DIFFERENT POINTS IN YOUR LIVES. 371 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,719 IT'S JUST NOT A GOOD IDEA TO DATE SOMEBODY THAT MUCH YOUNGER THAN YOU. 372 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,521 IT NEVER WORKS OUT, AND BESIDES THAT, 373 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,057 HONESTLY IT JUST LOOKS WEIRD. 374 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,426 - HEY, JOE! - HEY! HOW ARE YOU DOING? HOW ARE YOU? 375 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,594 MM, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 376 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:11,431 JOE, WHO IS YOUR DELIGHTFUL YOUNG LADY FRIEND? 377 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:15,034 - MISS TEEN TOLEDO? - OH, THIS IS MANDY. 378 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,604 SHE WAS AT THE SMALL BUSINESS ENTREPRENEURS NIGHT. 379 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,539 OH YES, I REMEMBER YOU. 380 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,675 - BLUE DRESS... BABY BLUE DRESS. - YEAH. 381 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,445 - I'M A LITTLE EARLY. - EIGHT YEARS EARLY. 382 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,746 OH... ( laughs ) 383 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,781 YOU ARE SO FUNNY. 384 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,288 HEY, JOE, HAVE YOU SEEN MY FUNNY HAT WITH THE POM-POMS? 385 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,657 YEAH. I BURNED IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 386 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,427 WOW, A LITTLE OVERDRESSED FOR RYDER'S SOCCER GAME, AREN'T YOU? 387 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,629 WHAT IS IT, AN AWAY GAME IN ANTARCTICA? 388 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:46,299 RYDER IS CARPOOLING TO SOCCER WITH JULIO'S MOTHER 389 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,502 AND I AM GOING OUT FOR A ROMANTIC DAY ON THE SLOPES WITH GEORGE. 390 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,071 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. I'M... I'M SORRY. 391 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,274 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CONVERSATION WE HAD LAST NIGHT? 392 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,575 LET ME JUST RECAP IT FOR YOU. 393 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:59,212 I SAID, "MEL, YOU REALLY NEED TO DUMP GEORGE." 394 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:02,549 AND YOU SAID, "JOE, YOU MAKE A LOT OF SENSE. YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT." 395 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,817 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ANYTHING I'D EVER SAY. 396 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,620 ARE YOU DOING THIS BECAUSE I WENT OUT WITH MANDY LAST NIGHT? 397 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,522 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, JOE, EVERY DECISION I MAKE 398 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,424 DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND WHO YOU BABYSIT. 399 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,094 LOOK, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 400 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,099 - YOUR FACE? - NO. 401 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,834 THIS IS MY FAKE SMILE, OKAY? 402 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:25,172 I SPEND HOURS AND HOURS EVERY DAY MAKING THIS BIG FAKE SMILE 403 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,574 WHILE I CLOSE DEALS FOR THE CITY, 404 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,075 RAISE MONEY FOR THE BOOSTER CLUB 405 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,411 OR CONVINCE PRINCIPALS NOT TO KICK KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL. 406 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,446 NOW LOOK. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 407 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,684 I WAS JUST GONNA GO WITH YOUR FACE AGAIN. SO WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? 408 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,553 THIS IS MY REAL SMILE... A GENUINE SMILE. 409 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,689 THIS IS WHAT I GET WHEN I THINK OF GEORGE. 410 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:46,193 LAST NIGHT I REALIZED I HAD NEARLY FORGOTTEN WHAT THAT WAS LIKE. 411 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,562 BUT NOW THAT I'VE GOT IT AGAIN, I DON'T WANNA LOSE IT. 412 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,332 SOMETIMES I HAVE TO BE A RESPONSIBLE CITY COUNCILWOMAN 413 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:56,436 AND SOMETIMES I CAN BE A SNOW BUNNY. 414 00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:00,240 - SO TODAY'S BUNNY DAY? - HELL YEAH! 415 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:03,843 - ( bike bell rings ) - WHAT DO YOU KNOW, YOUR PAPERBOY'S HERE. 416 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,613 - HEY THERE. - HELLO. 417 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,549 - HEY, YOU'RE NOT DRESSED FOR THE SLOPES. - I KNOW. 418 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,852 I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY ABOUT YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES. 419 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,588 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE RYDER TO HIS SOCCER GAME, 420 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,790 THEN I'M GONNA GO WITH YOU BECAUSE 421 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,327 I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU, WHEREVER THAT IS. 422 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,463 - YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? - OF COURSE. 423 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,665 AND YOU'D DO THIS FOR ME? 424 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,304 ( disposal gurgling ) 425 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,608 OKAY. 426 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,644 ( grinding ) 427 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,679 - ( grinding stops ) - SORRY ABOUT THAT. 428 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:43,350 - YOU LOOK AWFULLY HOT. - OH YEAH, I'VE GOT A FEW LAYERS ON. 429 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,618 NO, I MEAN YOU LOOK HOT, AS IN AMAZING. 430 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,687 OH. WELL, THEN I SHOULD GO TAKE THIS OFF 431 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,590 - BEFORE I OVERHEAT. - AND I'D BETTER HELP YOU DO THAT. 432 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,460 OH. ( giggles ) 433 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,627 WHAT ABOUT RYDER'S SOCCER GAME? 434 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,229 GIVE ME 20 MINUTES. MAKE SOME SANDWICHES. 435 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,372 AND THAT'S WHEN MIKE FARADAY CHARGED THE GOAL 436 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,474 AND I WOUND UP WITH HIS CLEATS IN MY CUP. 437 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,810 - MM, SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUDDY. WHAT WAS THE FINAL SCORE? - I DON'T KNOW. 438 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,212 I WAS IN AND OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS UNTIL THE PIZZA. 439 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,783 AH, LOOK WHO'S HOME. 440 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,287 - HOW WAS SKIING? - OH, IT WAS FANTASTIC, EXHILARATING! 441 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,289 I FELT LIKE I WAS 24, WHICH I'M NOT 442 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:25,592 - AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT. - SHE EVEN DID THE BLACK DIAMOND RUN. 443 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,594 OH, I WOULDN'T SAY I DID THE BLACK DIAMOND RUN 444 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,596 AS MUCH AS I FELL DOWN THE BLACK DIAMOND RUN. 445 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,997 DO WE HAVE ANY ICE PACKS? 446 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,669 - OH YEAH, CLEATS. - I'LL GET YOU SOME. 447 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:40,873 SEE YA, BUDDY. 448 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,344 LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE GLOWING. 449 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,546 YEAH. I THINK I GOT A LITTLE WINDBURN. 450 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,482 NO, I MEAN YOU LOOK REALLY HAPPY. 451 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:53,520 YEAH? WELL, I AM. I REALLY REALLY AM. 452 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,788 YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I NEED IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. 453 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,790 - I MADE SOUP. YOU WANT... - OH, I WOULD LOVE SOME SOUP. 454 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,959 - AND CRACKERS. - OKAY. 455 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,931 GEORGE, YOU TAKE MY ADVICE SERIOUSLY, RIGHT? 456 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,566 - OH, ABSOLUTELY. - GOOD. 457 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,502 LOOK, YOU GOTTA BE ALL IN ON THIS DEAL, OKAY? 458 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,371 YOU GOTTA BE COMMITTED. 459 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:14,307 PEOPLE WHO INVEST IN YOU ARE EXPECTING A RETURN. 460 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:17,777 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE BUSINESS OR MEL? 461 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,646 ALL OF IT. 462 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,649 WELL, I'M IN IT 100%, JOE. 463 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:23,950 100%. 464 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,719 ALL RIGHT. 465 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,022 - AH, THANKS. - YEAH. 466 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,291 I'M GONNA HEAD UPSTAIRS AND TAKE A HOT BATH. 467 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,995 RACE YA. 468 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,567 - SHE MEANT YOU, BUDDY. - YEAH. 469 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:46,639 ( instrumental music playing )