1 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,577 "MELISSA & JOEY" IS RECORDED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 2 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:12,213 SO HOW DO I LOOK? 3 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:14,115 OH, JUST LIKE ME! 4 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:15,749 - I'M GONNA GO CHANGE. - NO NO NO! 5 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:19,153 I JUST MEAN YOU LOOK APPROPRIATE FOR AN INTERN AT CITY HALL. 6 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:20,654 JUST WAIT TILL YOUR BOSS SEES YOU. 7 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,590 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT. I'M YOUR BOSS. 8 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,358 I SEE YOU! 9 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,128 - YO. - Mel: HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 10 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:28,596 A PAIR OF MEL BURKES. 11 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,731 WHICH IS THE SCARIEST HAND IN POKER. 12 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:33,734 LOOK AT YOU ALL DRESSED UP IN YOUR LITTLE INTERN COSTUME, HUH? 13 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,637 YEP, SHE'S GONNA SHADOW ME FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS... 14 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:39,407 LEARN WHAT I DO, WATCH MY EVERY MOVE. 15 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,009 MAKE SURE YOU TEACH HER HOW TO DO THIS ONE. 16 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,112 I GOT THAT ONE DOWN. SEE? 17 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,346 OOH, NICE! 18 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,115 NOT EVEN CLOSE. 19 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,749 AMATEURS. 20 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,451 REMEMBER WHEN WE GET TO THE OFFICE... 21 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,753 NO SPECIAL TREATMENT AND NO PET NAMES. 22 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:55,756 OKAY? I'M MISS SCANLON, NOT HONEY, PUMPKIN OR SUGAR BOOGER. 23 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,226 ALL RIGHT, HONEY, BUT, YOU KNOW, IF A CAKE SHOWS UP 24 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,128 THAT SAYS "BEST INTERN EVER," I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 25 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:01,795 - AUNT MEL! - AW, HONEY, I'M KIDDING. 26 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:04,798 CANCEL THE CAKE. 27 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:07,268 - JOE, I'M READY. - HERE YOU GO, BUDDY. THERE'S YOUR LUNCH. 28 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,671 TURKEY SANDWICH, CARROTS... 29 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:13,073 AND A DAMP SPONGE. 30 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:15,075 WHAT? SORRY ABOUT THAT. 31 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:17,778 I DIDN'T GET A LOT OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT. HERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 32 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,748 YOU KNOW, IF GIVEN THE CHOICE, I'D PREFER THE SANDWICH. 33 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,816 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 34 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:26,387 HOPE I DIDN'T TRY TO CLEAN MY SHOWER WITH YOUR SANDWICH. 35 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,157 UM, JOE, ARE YOU EVEN AWAKE YET? 36 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:31,725 I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU DRIVING RYDER TO SCHOOL IN YOUR CONDITION. 37 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,727 RELAX, I KNOW THAT ROUTE LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND. 38 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,729 I COULD DRIVE IT WITH MY EYES CLOSED IF I HAD TO. 39 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,698 IN FACT, I HAVE. 40 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,667 I WAS BY MYSELF. 41 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,203 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, SUGAR BOOGER... 42 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:45,639 I MEAN MISS SUGAR BOOGER. 43 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:48,509 LENNOX GETS TO SKIP SCHOOL? I WANT AN INTERNSHIP. 44 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:51,545 FINE, YOU CAN BE MY INTERN. TELL YOUR OWN BUTT TO GET IN THE CAR. 45 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:53,314 THIS INTERNSHIP SUCKS. 46 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:57,451 TRY DOING THE ACTUAL JOB, DUDE. LET'S GO. 47 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,687 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD - ♪ All good 48 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,555 - ♪ IT'S OKAY - ♪ Okay 49 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,157 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT - ♪ All right 50 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:05,159 ♪ AS FAR AS I CAN SEE 51 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:07,295 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD - ♪ All good 52 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,829 - ♪ IT'S OKAY - ♪ Okay 53 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,498 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT - ♪ All right 54 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:13,834 ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK ♪ 55 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,869 ♪ WITH ME ♪ 56 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,408 ATTENTION, EVERYBODY, THIS IS LENNOX SCANLON, 57 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:21,842 AND EVEN THOUGH SHE IS MY NIECE, 58 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:25,713 I DON'T WANT ANYBODY GIVING THIS PRETTY LADY SPECIAL TREATMENT. 59 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:28,549 - BUT YESTERDAY YOU SAID THAT... - NO, ZIP IT, WYATT. 60 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,318 - SO DON'T DO THE SONG? - NO. 61 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:34,388 INTRUDER ALERT. COUNCILWOMAN MUELLER IS WAITING IN YOUR OFFICE. 62 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:35,723 OH, MUELLER! 63 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,891 IS SHE, LIKE, YOUR B.F.F.? 64 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:40,194 YEAH, BIG FISH FACE. 65 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:42,396 I CLEANED THAT UP JUST FOR YOU. 66 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,898 YEAH, THAT WOMAN IS AGAINST EVERYTHING I STAND FOR. 67 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:47,301 YOU KNOW SHE TRIED TO STOP WINE SALES ON SUNDAYS. 68 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,902 SHE KNOWS THAT'S MY FAVORITE DRINKING DAY. 69 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:51,839 AND NOW SHE'S PLOTTING TO KILL THE TOLEDO STREET SCENE. 70 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,841 BUT THAT MUSIC FESTIVAL'S BEEN AROUND FOREVER. 71 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,443 YEAH, SINCE I WAS A KID. 72 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,611 EXACTLY, FOREVER. 73 00:02:57,645 --> 00:03:00,914 OKAY, I'M GONNA LET THAT GO BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY. 74 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,584 BETTY. 75 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,319 - BURKE. - SUCH A PLEASURE. 76 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:08,922 IS IT? I WASN'T SO SURE AFTER OUR LAST MEETING. 77 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:12,626 I RECALL YOU REFERRED TO ME AS "TURKEY JOWLS." 78 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:15,529 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I WAS TOLD MY MICROPHONE WAS OFF. 79 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:17,865 AND I BELIEVE IT WAS IN THAT SAME MEETING 80 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:20,768 THAT YOU CALLED ME "THE ESTEEMED COUNCIL PIMP." 81 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:22,770 I DID SAY "ESTEEMED." 82 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:26,474 THANK YOU FOR THAT. THIS IS MY INTERN, LENNOX SCANLON. 83 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:27,775 NICE TO MEET YOU. 84 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:32,646 WELL, THIS IS MY INTERN, CALVIN SOMETHING. 85 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,616 - IT'S CAMERON. - YOU WANT COLLEGE CREDIT OR NOT? 86 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:38,952 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET DOWN TO THIS TOLEDO-STREET-SCENE BUSINESS. 87 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,854 YOUR HIPPY HOOTENANNY IS A MENACE. 88 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,823 PARDON ME, THE STREET SCENE IS A JOYOUS CELEBRATION 89 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,825 THAT BRINGS THE WHOLE COMMUNITY TOGETHER. 90 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,961 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IT BRINGS? S.T.D.s... 91 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:50,531 SEWAGE, TRASH AND DEBRIS, 92 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,833 AND ACTUAL S.T.D.s. 93 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:55,436 NEIGHBORHOOD BUSINESSES ARE UP IN ARMS 94 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:57,405 ABOUT THE NEGATIVE IMPACT. 95 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,740 SINCE WHEN IS SPENDING MONEY A NEGATIVE IMPACT? 96 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,810 I HAVE THE NUMBERS HERE DIRECT FROM THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE. 97 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:05,946 MISS SCANLON, WOULD YOU MAKE COPIES OF THESE FOR MY VENERABLE COLLEAGUE? 98 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,881 GOT IT, MISS BURKE. 99 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,317 I HAVE EVIDENCE TOO... 100 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:12,953 LETTERS FROM LOCAL BUSINESSES DEMANDING WE SHUT IT DOWN. 101 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,322 - CARLTON? - CAMERON. 102 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,256 WHATEVER! COPIES! 103 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,329 I DON'T THINK MY COUNCILWOMAN 104 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:22,830 LIKES YOUR COUNCILWOMAN VERY MUCH. 105 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,933 I KNOW. THAT WAS LIKE A CAGE MATCH WITH PANTYHOSE. 106 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:28,936 UNFORTUNATELY, MUELLER DOESN'T WEAR PANTYHOSE. 107 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:29,870 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 108 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,972 I BLOCKED IT OUT. 109 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,642 SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE INTERN GAME? 110 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:38,011 OH, WOW. I GO BACK LIKE... 111 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:40,280 20 MINUTES. 112 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:42,983 A NEWBIE. UM, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOREVER... 113 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,418 THREE WHOLE DAYS. 114 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,687 OH, SO YOU CAN GIVE ME THE 411. 115 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,888 SURE. 116 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:51,258 UH, FIRST I THINK YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR DOCUMENT FACEDOWN, 117 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,293 BUT ONLY IF YOU WANT THE WORDS TO SHOW UP. 118 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:57,965 SO YOU MEAN BRINGING BACK BLANK PIECES OF PAPER WOULD MAKE ME LOOK BAD? 119 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,801 I DON'T THINK ANYTHING WOULD MAKE YOU LOOK BAD. 120 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:07,408 AS USUAL, YOU FAIL TO GRASP THE COMPLEXITY OF THIS ISSUE. 121 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,643 I THINK ALL THAT PEROXIDE YOU PUT ON YOUR HAIR 122 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:12,012 MUST HAVE SEEPED THROUGH TO YOUR BRAIN. 123 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:15,349 HEY, THIS USED TO BE NATURAL. 124 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:17,017 LISTEN, TWINKIE, 125 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,319 WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ON THE CITY COUNCIL AS LONG AS I HAVE, 126 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:21,655 YOU'LL LEARN THERE'S A LOT MORE TO POLITICS 127 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:25,426 THAN PANDERING TO THE STONERS AND THE BOOZE HOUNDS. 128 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,928 AND IN ALL THAT TIME, NO ONE EVER TAUGHT YOU HOW TO USE MOUTHWASH? 129 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:33,333 - 4289. - ( phone beeping ) 130 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,936 - I'LL CALL YOU. - NOT IF I CALL YOU FIRST. 131 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:38,071 - STOP TALKING TO HER! - STOP TALKING TO HIM. 132 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,642 CLARENCE, LET'S GO! 133 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,877 WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING? 134 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,546 WELL, I WAS JUST BEING NICE. 135 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,881 THIS IS GOVERNMENT. WE DON'T DO THAT HERE. 136 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,058 WHOA! OH. 137 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,560 CATCHING UP ON SOME SLEEP? 138 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:03,931 NO NO NO, I WAS JUST SITTING HERE RECHARGING MY EYEBALLS. 139 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,065 IN A PUDDLE OF DROOL? 140 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:08,469 WHAT? OH. YEAH. 141 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,405 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I MAY AS WELL TELL YOU. 142 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:14,341 SINCE I STILL CAN'T SEEM TO GET A REAL EXECUTIVE JOB 143 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,678 HERE IN THIS COUNTRY, I ACTUALLY FOUND A JOB OVERSEAS. 144 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,013 - YOU DID? - I DID. IT'S JUST PART-TIME. 145 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,049 IT'S ACTUALLY AN ONLINE CONSULTING GIG 146 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,017 WITH THIS RUSSIAN FINANCE COMPANY. 147 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,720 AND WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS MOONLIGHTING YOU'RE DOING? 148 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:31,559 WELL, IF YOU HADN'T WALKED IN ON ME SLEEPING, PROBABLY NEVER. 149 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,360 AND HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? 150 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,728 JUST A FEW WEEKS, ALL RIGHT? 151 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,664 IT'S JUST A COUPLE HOURS A DAY FROM 1:00 TO 3:00. 152 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:39,032 OH, THAT'S NOT SO BAD. I MEAN, THE KIDS ARE STILL IN SCHOOL THEN. 153 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:42,035 IT'S 1:00 TO 3:00 A.M., BECAUSE THAT'S BUSINESS HOURS IN RUSSIA. 154 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,037 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S NOT GOING TO INTERFERE 155 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,039 WITH MY JOB RESPONSIBILITIES HERE AT THE HOUSE. 156 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,108 THE HOUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BURN DOWN? 157 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,677 THE WHAT? 158 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,812 OH MY... SHOOT! 159 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,114 OH, WHOOPS. HOLD ON. 160 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,850 I HOPE YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR BLACKENED LASAGNA. 161 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:59,152 HEY, YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S A FIRE, JUST DROOL ON IT. 162 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:02,055 ( alarm beeping ) 163 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:10,798 - HEY, AUNT MEL. - HEY, RYDER, NICE HICKEY. 164 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:13,467 OH, GOD, IS IT... IS IT THAT NOTICEABLE? 165 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,769 NO. 166 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:17,170 ONLY FROM SPACE. 167 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,540 OKAY, HELP ME. HOW DO I GET RID OF IT? 168 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:23,744 OH, NOTHING WORKS... FROM WHAT I HEAR. 169 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,113 BUT IF YOU WANT TO TRY COVERING IT UP, I HAVE SOME MAKEUP. 170 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,081 MAKEUP IS FOR GIRLS. NO WAY. 171 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,851 DAMN, MONSTER HICKEY. 172 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,553 GIVE ME THE MAKEUP. 173 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,688 TOP DRAWER OF MY BATHROOM VANITY. 174 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:37,190 SO WHAT YOU WORKIN' ON? 175 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,159 OH, MY POSITION PAPER FOR THE STREET SCENE. 176 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,094 - MMM. - HEY, LOOK, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE 177 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,163 IF I WAS A LITTLE CURT WITH YOU TODAY AT WORK. 178 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:46,133 YOU KNOW? IT'S JUST I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING TOO COZY WITH THE ENEMY. 179 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,869 CAMERON'S NOT THE ENEMY. 180 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:52,039 CAMERON WORKS FOR MUELLER AND MUELLER PLAYS DIRTY. 181 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,574 BUT I LIKE CAMERON. 182 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:56,176 MMM, MAYBE YOU DON'T. 183 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:58,879 MMM, MAYBE I DO. 184 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,214 MMM, MAYBE I DON'T WANT YOU TALKING TO HIM ANYMORE. 185 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,751 - ( knock on door ) - I'LL GET IT. 186 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:10,490 HEY, LENNOX. UH, COUNCILWOMAN BURKE. 187 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:13,627 MAYBE DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME. 188 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:16,163 HEY! DID YOU SEE THAT? 189 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,065 PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER DO THAT. 190 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:21,101 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 191 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,103 GOOD. BOYS ARE SO MUCH SIMPLER. 192 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,739 YEAH. HEY, WHICH ONE OF THESE MATCHES MY SKIN TONE BETTER, 193 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,240 BISQUE OR IVORY? 194 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:31,879 NEITHER. ANYONE COULD SEE YOU'RE A BUFF PEACH. 195 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:40,888 MORNING. EVENING. WHATEVER. 196 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,723 IT'S ALMOST 1:00 A.M. YOU CAN'T SLEEP? 197 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:46,226 NOT A WINK. OH, GOOD NEWS IS, I'M ALL CAUGHT UP ON "STORAGE WARS." 198 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,629 OH, GOOD. 199 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,800 WOW, BUSINESS ON THE TOP, PARTY ON THE BOTTOM. 200 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,267 IT'S LIKE THE MULLET OF CLOTHING. 201 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,903 I ONLY CONSULT FROM THE WAIST UP. 202 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,170 I GOT A MEETING WITH RUSSIA IN A FEW MINUTES. 203 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,172 WELL, YOU'D BETTER GET ON THE FREEWAY. 204 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,274 YEAH. UM... 205 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,545 I KNOW I'M GOING TO REGRET THIS LATER, 206 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:08,215 BUT, UM... ( exhales ) 207 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:11,151 THIS THING THAT'S KEEPING YOU UP, DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 208 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,920 I'M REGRETTING IT ALREADY. 209 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,823 IT'S THIS WHOLE LENNOX-CAMERON THING. YOU KNOW? 210 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,258 THIS INTERNSHIP WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING ME AND LENNOX CLOSER TOGETHER. 211 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,628 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? THE KID HAD HER HOME BEFORE HER CURFEW. 212 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,663 WELL, SHE SHOULDN'T BE GOING OUT WITH HIM AT ALL. 213 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,297 THIS IS POLITICS, JOE. 214 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:27,935 WHAT IF CAMERON IS JUST USING LENNOX TO GET INSIDE INFORMATION? 215 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,770 LIKE WHAT? THE TOLEDO LAUNCH CODES? 216 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:33,206 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS AT ALL. 217 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,710 I THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH YOU TRYING TO DRESS LENNOX UP LIKE A MINI MEL, 218 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,111 AND SHE'S NOT YOU. 219 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:41,548 YES, SHE IS. WELL, I MEAN, SHE COULD BE. 220 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,283 AS I EXPECTED. 221 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,687 THIS WHOLE INTERNSHIP WAS ABOUT TURNING LENNOX INTO YOU. 222 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,589 WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE HAVE KIDS, JOE? 223 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:52,993 YOU KNOW? SO THAT YOU HAVE A NEWER, FRESHER VERSION OF YOURSELF. 224 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:56,063 THAT WAY WHEN YOU DIE, YOU DIDN'T REALLY. 225 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,331 WOW. 226 00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,867 OKAY, WELL, PUTTING ASIDE 227 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,835 THAT VERY RATIONAL IMMORTALITY ARGUMENT, 228 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,204 I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM IF CAMERON GOES OUT WITH LENNOX. 229 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,206 I MEAN, HE'S A BOY, SHE'S A GIRL. 230 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,742 TRUST ME, THE LAST THING THAT'S GOING TO BE ON EITHER OF THEIR MINDS IS POLITICS. 231 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,978 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS AN INTERN FOR MY DAD, 232 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,046 HE WOULD ALWAYS WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE BILLS HE WAS WORKING ON, 233 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,248 BUT THE ONLY BILL I WAS INTERESTED IN WAS BILL HAMMOND. 234 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,817 OH, AND BILLY GINSBURG. 235 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,286 AND TATTOO BILL DOWN AT THE YOGURT SHOP. 236 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:22,322 ONCE AGAIN, WOW. 237 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,324 YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, JOE. 238 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,660 I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS SO WORRIED. 239 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:31,298 IT TURNS OUT THAT LENNOX IS JUST MAKING OUT WITH SOME GUY SHE JUST MET. 240 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,934 GREAT, NOW I'M UPSET. 241 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:39,372 SO I WILL SEND YOU A REVISED FIVE-YEAR PERFORMER 242 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,374 WITH THE ADJUSTMENTS THAT WE DISCUSSED 243 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:44,377 AND THEN WE CAN DECIDE IF THE CASH-FLOW ESTIMATES ARE WITHIN RANGE. 244 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,914 Thank you, Mr. Longo. We're looking forward to reviewing it. 245 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,982 - DO SVIDANIJA. - Do svidanija. 246 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:52,119 Please, Mr. Longo, remain on the line for a moment 247 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,654 so we can discuss the agenda for next meeting. 248 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:55,723 OF COURSE, MISS ROMANOV. 249 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,361 The coast is clear, Joseph. 250 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,030 LET ME JUST SET THE MOOD. 251 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,307 HOW DO YOU SAY "VOILA" IN RUSSIAN? 252 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,809 Voilà! 253 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,278 MAY I POUR YOU A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE? 254 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,647 Yes, and I will pour one for you. 255 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,315 WHY, THANK YOU. 256 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,317 ( soft music playing ) 257 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,154 I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST TO YOU. 258 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,722 Za vas. 259 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,993 OH, BY THE WAY, I GOT THE PACKAGE THAT YOU SENT FOR ME. 260 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,194 Did you open it yet? 261 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:37,164 NO, I WANTED TO WAIT FOR YOU. 262 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,902 MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU. 263 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:46,073 I LOVE RUSSIAN POETRY, I'LL BET. 264 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,241 I also got the package you sent to me. 265 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:52,746 In fact, I'm wearing it right now. 266 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,348 WOW. 267 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,785 I REALLY DO KNOW HOW TO SHOP FOR ME. 268 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,920 I MEAN, YOU. 269 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,060 - DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? - OF COURSE, MISS SCANLON. 270 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,262 ACTUALLY, I'M HERE AS LENNOX... 271 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,998 YOU KNOW, SUGAR BOOGER. 272 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,466 LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 273 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,103 I SHOULDN'T HAVE JUST RUN OFF. IT WASN'T RIGHT. 274 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,371 AW, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS YOUR AGE ONCE, HONEY. 275 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,942 I'VE HAD MY HEAD TURNED BY MANY CUTE BILLS... 276 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,277 UH, BOYS. 277 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:27,280 - SO WE'RE OKAY? - YEAH, WE'RE OKAY. 278 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:31,484 GREAT, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN GIVING THE STREET SCENE A LOT OF THOUGHT 279 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,320 AND I HAD A COUPLE IDEAS, 280 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,123 SO I JUST KIND OF INTEGRATED THEM INTO YOUR POSITION PAPER. 281 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,492 WOW. THIS IS A LOT OF CHANGES. 282 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,428 EH, NOT THAT MANY. 283 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,865 UM, DONATION TO DEFRAY SANITATION COSTS; 284 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,834 POSSIBLE CHANGE OF VENUE. 285 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,136 A FEW COMPROMISE NOTIONS. 286 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:53,073 ( exhales ) THESE AREN'T COMPROMISEY; THESE ARE MUELLERY. 287 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,975 HAS CAMERON BEEN FEEDING YOU HIS BOSS'S IDEAS? 288 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,509 YOU TWO WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING OUT. 289 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,479 WHAT, I CAN'T HAVE A THOUGHT IN MY HEAD UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE PUTS IT THERE? 290 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,282 NO, YOU CAN HAVE A THOUGHT IN YOUR HEAD, JUST NOT THESE THOUGHTS. 291 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,051 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A MINI ME, NOT A MINI MUELLER. 292 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,954 I'M NOT A MINI ANYBODY. I'M A REGULAR-SIZED LENNOX. 293 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,755 AND THESE ARE ALL MY IDEAS. 294 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,423 OH, DID CAMERON TELL YOU TO SAY THAT? 295 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,960 OH, HERE'S ANOTHER THOUGHT THAT I JUST HAD ALL ON MY OWN: 296 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,395 I'M THROUGH WITH THIS LOUSY INTERNSHIP. I QUIT! 297 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,496 BUT, LENNOX! 298 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,398 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 299 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,534 I'M NOT WEARING THIS STUPID BLAZER ANYMORE. 300 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:25,538 'KAY! I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME, HONEY. 301 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,541 SHE REALLY LOVES ME. 302 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,220 - WHAT'S UP, JOE? - HEY, BUDDY. 303 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,156 WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MAKEUP ON THAT HICKEY, MAN. 304 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,492 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WHICH WAS NOT THAT LONG AGO, 305 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,195 THAT WAS LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR. DON'T YOU WANT TO SHOW THAT OFF TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, 306 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,030 SHOW THEM WHAT HOLLY DID TO YOU? 307 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:53,500 THE THING IS, UM, IT'S NOT FROM HOLLY. 308 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,469 OOH. 309 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,471 WOW. OKAY. WELL, IF HOLLY FINDS OUT, 310 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,975 YOU'D BETTER GET IN THE BOYFRIEND PROTECTION PROGRAM, BROTHER. 311 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:05,879 SO WHO'S THE LOVELY LITTLE LADY WHO WOULDN'T LET GO? 312 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,381 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 313 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,550 UNDERSTOOD. ALL RIGHT. 314 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,819 WHY DON'T YOU WEAR A TURTLENECK, YOU KNOW? 315 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,889 OR, UM, GET A BODYGUARD? 316 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,557 DINNER'S READY. 317 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,897 UGH! 318 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,370 WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE PASS THE SALT? 319 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:33,306 WHY, DOES MUELLER LIKE IT SALTY? 320 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,543 I THINK I KNOW HOW I LIKE MY FOOD 321 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,478 AND WHERE I LIKE TO EAT IT, AND THAT'S NOT WITH YOU. 322 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,047 SO I'M GOING TO TAKE MY DINNER TO GO. 323 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,582 I'M TAKING MY FOOD TO GO FIRST. 324 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,389 SO AFTER THE WHOLE FINANCIAL SCANDAL, 325 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,191 EVERYONE TREATED ME LIKE AN OUTCAST 326 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,960 AND I COULDN'T GET A JOB ANYWHERE. 327 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,462 SO THEN I MET MEL, AND SHE TOOK ME IN HERE AND GAVE ME THIS JOB. 328 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,298 AND I'VE BEEN HERE EVER SINCE. 329 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,633 You see, Elena, I'm not currently 330 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,470 exactly the high-powered executive that you thought I was. 331 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,273 So, look, if you want to hang up right now, I would totally understand. 332 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,242 What? No no no. I'm... I'm moved 333 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,911 that you share this truthfulness with me, Joseph. 334 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,181 I wish I could share more. 335 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,049 YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH? 336 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,051 THAT I WAS LYING RIGHT BESIDE YOU. 337 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,620 DAMN, LADY, YOU ARE KILLING ME RIGHT NOW. 338 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,590 THAT IS AMERICAN IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION? 339 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,458 YEAH. 340 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:28,061 YEAH, IT MEANS, "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE 341 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:31,031 SO INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL AND SO FAR AWAY?" 342 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,466 Mel: JOE, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 343 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,103 SPEAKING OF KILLING ME RIGHT NOW, 344 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,271 THAT'S MEL. LET ME CALL YOU RIGHT BACK, OKAY? 345 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,074 ( knocking on door ) 346 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,343 HEY, SORRY, I SAW YOUR LIGHT ON UNDER THE DOOR. 347 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,646 AND TO YOU THAT'S THE UNIVERSAL SIGN TO PLEASE BARGE RIGHT IN? 348 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,548 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CANDLES AND THE CHAMPAGNE? 349 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,584 ARE YOU ABOUT TO GET LUCKY WITH YOURSELF? 350 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,187 YEAH, YOU KNOW, BUT IF I RUSH RIGHT INTO IT, I FEEL CHEAP. 351 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,089 PLUS IF I BUY MYSELF DINNER, I'M A LOT MORE FUN. 352 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,590 SO WHAT DID YOU DO... 353 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,392 JUST COME UP HERE TO ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF ME 354 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,294 OR DID YOU ACTUALLY NEED SOMETHING? 355 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,296 OH, I REALLY MESSED THINGS UP WITH LENNOX. 356 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,964 BUT I WASN'T WRONG. 357 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,966 SEEING CAMERON HAS TOTALLY CORRUPTED HER. 358 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,637 MEL, YOU CANNOT ALWAYS TRY TO CONTROL THINGS, ALL RIGHT? 359 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,140 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T TELL SOMEONE THAT THEY CAN'T FALL IN LOVE 360 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,142 - WITH SOMEBODY THAT THEY WORK WITH. - LOVE? 361 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,709 WHATEVER IT IS. LOOK, THE POINT IS, 362 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,212 YOU KNOW... I MEAN, IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH IN THIS LIFE 363 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,713 TO MAKE A CONNECTION WITH SOMEBODY, 364 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,016 DON'T YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO SEE IF IT'S FOR REAL? 365 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,951 AS HARD AS THIS MAY BE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE, 366 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,221 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN FALL FOR SOMEONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A POLITICAL ISSUE... 367 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,657 OR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD, FOR THAT MATTER. 368 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,992 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE INTERNSHIP THING 369 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,562 WOULD LEAD TO SOME MAJOR AUNT-NIECE BONDING. 370 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,498 LIKE WE WERE GOING TO DISH ABOUT LEGISLATION 371 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,700 AND SWITCH OUTFITS AND SEE IF ANYONE NOTICES. 372 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,236 BUT NOW WE'RE NOT EVEN TALKING. SHE'S TOTALLY REJECTED ME. 373 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,738 SHE HASN'T REJECTED YOU. SHE'S JUST DISAGREEING WITH YOU. 374 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:50,009 LOOK, LENNOX IS SMART AND INDEPENDENT 375 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,345 AND FIGHTS FOR WHAT SHE BELIEVES IN. 376 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,047 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES HER? 377 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,383 A BIG PAIN IN THE ASS. 378 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,052 YEAH. SHE IS MINI YOU. 379 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,454 OH MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT! 380 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,756 AH! SHE IS A MINI ME. 381 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,492 I WILL LIVE FOREVER. 382 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,760 AW! OH MY GOSH I TOTALLY MISREAD HER. 383 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,496 I GOTTA GO TALK TO LENNOX RIGHT NOW. 384 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,464 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 385 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,067 YEAH, WELL, THIS HAS TO BE SAID. I WILL LEAVE YOU 386 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,069 TO YOUR MENAGE-A-JOE. 387 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,607 LENNOX, WAKE UP. 388 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,410 WHAT'S GOING ON? IS THERE SOME SORT OF EMERGENCY? 389 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,079 YES... AN US EMERGENCY. 390 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:29,216 OKAY, WELL, UNLESS ONE OF US IS ON FIRE, 391 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,518 I'M STILL NOT TALKING TO YOU. GOOD NIGHT. 392 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,522 NO, COME ON. UNTIL I GET THIS OFF MY CHEST, I CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP. 393 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,725 THEN I GUESS I CAN'T EITHER. 394 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,027 OKAY, LOOK, I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE THING 395 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:45,332 WAS ABOUT YOU AND CAMERON AND POLITICS AND LOYALTY. 396 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:49,269 BUT IT'S NOT. YOU KNOW, IT'S ABOUT ME LETTING YOU BE WHO YOU ARE, 397 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,171 NOT WHO I WANT YOU TO BE. 398 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:54,274 PLEASE COME BACK TO WORK WITH ME. 399 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,443 WHAT IF I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU? YOU KNOW, WHAT IF THE THOUGHTS 400 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,045 THAT COME OUT OF MY BRAIN DISAGREE WITH THE THOUGHTS THAT COME OUT OF YOUR BRAIN? 401 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,447 THAT'D BE FANTASTIC. 402 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,483 YOU KNOW, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TOO OFTEN, OR PUBLICLY. 403 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,085 REMEMBER, ME BOSS, YOU INTERN. 404 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,687 FAIR ENOUGH. 405 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,157 NOW ABOUT CAMERON... 406 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,525 I HEREBY GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SEE HIM. 407 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,760 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 408 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,662 NO, I DO. I WAS WRONG. 409 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,664 IT DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN, BUT WHEN IT DOES, 410 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,133 I AM BIG ENOUGH TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT. 411 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:23,203 THAT'S GREAT, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM ANYMORE. 412 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,273 WHAT? BUT I WAS JUST SO BIG RIGHT THEN. WHAT HAPPENED? 413 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:30,109 I DON'T NEED A REASON. HE'S JUST "EH." 414 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:33,146 BEEN THERE. "EH" IS THE WORST. 415 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,216 IT'S SO TRUE. YOU REALLY ARE MY MINI ME. 416 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,550 OH, GET OFF ME. 417 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,386 OH, IT'S LIKE HUGGING MYSELF! 418 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,154 OW, YOU'RE ON MY HAIR. 419 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,356 OH, I HATE THAT TOO. 420 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,460 - ( laughing ) - Joey: HEY. 421 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,128 HOW WAS THE TOLEDO STREET SCENE? 422 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,231 BUSY SERVING ME... 423 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,634 FRIED ZUCCHINI, FRIED JALAPENOS, FRIED PICKLES. 424 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,804 - JEEZ, MEL. - WHAT? THEY'RE ALL VEGETABLES. 425 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,407 YEAH, DEEP-FRIED AND TOTALLY DISGUSTING. 426 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,108 UH, YOU MEAN DELICIOUS. 427 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,843 I THINK I KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 428 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,412 WELL, YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION, 429 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,480 EVEN IF IT'S WRONG, DUMMY HEAD. 430 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:10,483 YOU'RE WRONG, STUPID PANTS. 431 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,652 Joey: GETTING BACK TO SOMETHING IMPORTANT, 432 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,287 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ALL OF US, RYDER, 433 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,855 WHO ACTUALLY GAVE YOU THAT LOVE BITE? 434 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,824 YEAH, WHO HICKIFIED YOU? 435 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,459 YEAH, COME ON, SPILL IT. 436 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,827 FINE. 437 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,330 IF I TELL YOU, YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO MAKE FUN OF ME. 438 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,265 All: PROMISE. 439 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,334 OKAY, IT WAS SUNDAY AFTERNOON 440 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,802 AND I WAS SITTING ON THE COUCH EATING GRAHAM CRACKERS. 441 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,472 Announcer: First down at the 48 with a minute and 35 seconds 442 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,873 left in the half... 443 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,909 ( continues, indistinct ) 444 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,883 ( vacuum whirrs ) 445 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,786 AH! 446 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,725 ( all laughing ) 447 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,194 COME ON, IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY. 448 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,196 ( doorbell rings ) 449 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,765 I'LL GET IT. IT'S WYATT. 450 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,900 HE'S BRINGING ME SOME PAPERWORK FROM THE OFFICE. 451 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,704 HELLO. CAN I HELP YOU? 452 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,275 YES, I HOPE SO. JOSEPH! 453 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,443 - ELENA. - SURPRISE. 454 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,512 ELENA! 455 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,946 ELENA! 456 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,815 HI. 457 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,650 HEY, IT'S ELENA. 458 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,786 WHO THE HELL IS ELENA? 459 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,593 SO DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER 460 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:30,663 OR IS SHE JUST THE BEST COLD-CALL SALESMAN EVER? 461 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:33,533 OH, MEL. SORRY, YES. 462 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,668 THIS IS ELENA ROMANOV. 463 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,504 SHE IS ONE OF MY RUSSIAN COLLEAGUES. 464 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:41,541 OH, AND YOU'RE JUST GIVING HER THE TRADITIONAL RUSSIAN TONGUE GREETING? 465 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,511 I COULD NOT BEAR THE DISTANCE BETWEEN US ANY LONGER. 466 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,913 SO I USED MY VACATION TIME AND CAME HERE 467 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,516 TO BEAUTIFUL TOLEDO, AMERICA, TO SURPRISE YOU. 468 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,518 I'M CERTAINLY SURPRISED. 469 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,753 AHEM. 470 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,724 AHE-HE-HEM! 471 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,659 YOU MUST BE MEL. 472 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:00,993 YES. YEAH, WELCOME. 473 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,595 OKAY! 474 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,566 SORRY. I LOVE TO HUG. 475 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,401 I HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 476 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,570 OH, YEAH, ME TOO. YOUR NAME IS ELENA, 477 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,973 YOU HAD SOME VACATION TIME AND YOU LOVE HUGGING. 478 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,376 OH, AND ELENA, THIS IS LENNOX 479 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,677 AND THAT IS RYDER. 480 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,679 HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. 481 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,381 ELENA. 482 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,583 YEAH, THAT'S WHO... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 483 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,853 CAN... DO YOU... 484 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,556 WHAT? I LOVE TO HUG TOO.