1 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,629 MELISSA & JOEY WAS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 2 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:11,971 JUST THINK, LENNOX, 3 00:00:11,972 --> 00:00:14,304 NOW, THANKS TO COSTCO, WE CAN CROSS TOILET PAPER 4 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:16,847 OFF OF OUR CHECKLIST TILL THE YEAR 2035. 5 00:00:18,599 --> 00:00:21,352 I KNOW, AUNT MEL, YOU DID BUY A LOT OF FIBER BARS. 6 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:25,235 - ( glass breaks ) - Ryder: OW! 7 00:00:25,236 --> 00:00:27,197 OKAY, YOU BETTER GO HELP RYDER WITH THAT CASE OF LIGHT BULBS. 8 00:00:27,198 --> 00:00:29,779 HEY, OH, GOOD. YOU'RE HOME. 9 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,781 - JOE, HOW ARE YOUR EYES? - PERFECT. 10 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:35,245 DAMN! I JUST BOUGHT 24 PAIRS OF READING GLASSES. 11 00:00:35,246 --> 00:00:36,416 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 12 00:00:36,417 --> 00:00:38,918 BECAUSE THEY'RE CHEAPER BY THE CASE. 13 00:00:38,919 --> 00:00:41,751 AND BECAUSE I IMAGINE US GROWING OLD TOGETHER. 14 00:00:41,752 --> 00:00:43,333 I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 15 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:44,834 I CAN TOP IT. YOU KNOW HOW YOU'VE BEEN SAYING LATELY 16 00:00:44,835 --> 00:00:46,466 THAT NOW THAT WE'RE A COUPLE I SHOULD THINK OF OUR HOUSE 17 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:48,088 NOT JUST AS YOUR HOUSE, BUT AS OUR HOUSE? 18 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,509 AND THAT I SHOULD FEEL FREE 19 00:00:49,510 --> 00:00:50,930 TO PUT MY LITTLE PERSONAL TOUCHES EVERYWHERE? 20 00:00:50,931 --> 00:00:52,172 YEAH, AND I MEANT IT, SWEETIE. 21 00:00:52,173 --> 00:00:53,513 WELL, THE UNIVERSE MUST HAVE HEARD YOU 22 00:00:53,514 --> 00:00:54,724 BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE 23 00:00:54,725 --> 00:00:56,436 WHAT MY MOM JUST SENT ME. 24 00:00:56,437 --> 00:00:58,888 ALL RIGHT, BABE, I WANT YOU TO SAY HELLO 25 00:00:58,889 --> 00:01:01,602 TO THE NEWEST ADDITION TO OUR LIVING ROOM. 26 00:01:04,024 --> 00:01:07,447 HI. 27 00:01:07,448 --> 00:01:08,948 YOU RECOGNIZE THIS CHAIR, RIGHT? 28 00:01:08,949 --> 00:01:10,069 THIS IS MY GRANDMOTHER'S CHAIR. 29 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,112 SURE, YEAH. AND AS I RECALL, 30 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:15,155 THAT'S THE ONE SHE DIED IN. 31 00:01:15,156 --> 00:01:16,996 IT IS. IT IS. 32 00:01:16,997 --> 00:01:17,997 THIS THE VERY SPOT MY NONA TOOK 33 00:01:17,998 --> 00:01:19,789 HER FINAL BREATH AND WENT TO HEAVEN, 34 00:01:19,790 --> 00:01:22,753 LEAVING NOTHING HERE, BUT HER.. COLD LIFELESS BODY. 35 00:01:25,005 --> 00:01:27,006 NOW THE CHAIR'S OURS! 36 00:01:27,007 --> 00:01:28,508 YOU KNOW, JOE. 37 00:01:28,509 --> 00:01:32,011 I REALLY DON'T DESERVE THIS. 38 00:01:32,012 --> 00:01:33,173 ( theme music plays ) 39 00:01:33,174 --> 00:01:35,515 ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK ♪ 40 00:01:35,516 --> 00:01:38,139 ♪ WITH ME ♪ 41 00:01:40,271 --> 00:01:41,981 SO I GUESS MY MOM FINALLY STARTED 42 00:01:41,982 --> 00:01:43,643 TO DIVIDE UP ALL MY GRANDMOTHER'S THINGS. 43 00:01:43,644 --> 00:01:46,316 AND IT WAS HER SPECIAL BEQUEST THAT THIS CHAIR GO TO ME. 44 00:01:46,317 --> 00:01:49,609 WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS A LARGE BEQUEST. 45 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,191 YOU KNOW, MY GRANDMOTHER USED 46 00:01:51,192 --> 00:01:52,492 TO KEEP A BUNCH OF STUFF IN THIS CHAIR. 47 00:01:52,493 --> 00:01:54,033 YOU KNOW, NORMAL GRANDMA STUFF, LIKE HER... 48 00:01:54,034 --> 00:01:56,946 HER POKER CHIPS, AND HER FLASK, AND, UH... 49 00:01:56,947 --> 00:01:59,078 YOU KNOW, HER, UH... WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 50 00:01:59,079 --> 00:02:00,911 YUP, HER SWITCH BLADE. 51 00:02:02,663 --> 00:02:04,954 THIS TAKES ME BACK. 52 00:02:04,955 --> 00:02:07,957 YOU NEVER TOLD ME. WAS YOUR NONA A SHARK OR A JET? 53 00:02:07,958 --> 00:02:09,169 HEY, LOOK, I KNOW 54 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,800 YOU SPENT A LOT OF TIME DECORATING THIS ROOM 55 00:02:10,801 --> 00:02:12,592 AND THE WHOLE LOOK OF IT IS... IT'S A BIG DEAL TO YOU. 56 00:02:12,593 --> 00:02:13,923 OH, IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 57 00:02:13,924 --> 00:02:17,257 IT'S JUST LIKE A WINDOW INTO MY SOUL. 58 00:02:17,258 --> 00:02:19,219 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT NOW THAT THIS CHAIR IS IN HERE, 59 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:21,521 I REALLY FEEL LIKE IT'S MY HOME TOO NOW. 60 00:02:21,522 --> 00:02:23,393 I THOUGHT YOU FELT AT HOME WHEN I ADDED THIS 61 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:26,356 ADORABLE BABY PICTURE OF YOU AND YOUR MOM. 62 00:02:26,357 --> 00:02:27,477 AND THAT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU TO DO THAT, 63 00:02:27,478 --> 00:02:29,068 BUT LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE, 64 00:02:29,069 --> 00:02:30,069 THAT'S MY BROTHER. 65 00:02:30,070 --> 00:02:33,733 NO. NO, NO, NO. IT'S YOU. 66 00:02:33,734 --> 00:02:36,155 BUT, HONEY, THIS CHAIR HERE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME 67 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,697 'CAUSE, HONESTLY, 68 00:02:37,698 --> 00:02:39,118 THIS CHAIR IS VERY SYMBOLIC OF OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP 69 00:02:39,119 --> 00:02:41,040 BECAUSE IF IT WASN'T FOR MY GRANDMOTHER AND THIS CHAIR, 70 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:42,622 YOU AND I WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN TOGETHER. 71 00:02:42,623 --> 00:02:44,374 THAT'S WHY IT'S SO SPECIAL TO ME. 72 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:48,087 OH, WELL, IF IT'S SPECIAL TO YOU, THEN IT'S SPECIAL TO ME. 73 00:02:48,088 --> 00:02:51,342 OH, YEAH, YOU CAN REALLY SMELL THE SPECIALNESS. 74 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:58,137 - READY, DUDE? - YEAH, DUDE. 75 00:02:58,138 --> 00:03:00,179 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO? 76 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,262 YOU GUYS ARE SUDDENLY BEST DUDES? 77 00:03:02,263 --> 00:03:04,684 I JUST NEED HIS HELP TO MOVE SOME STUFF. 78 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,766 AND RYDER'S THE STRONGEST GUY YOU KNOW? 79 00:03:06,767 --> 00:03:07,977 SADLY, YES. 80 00:03:07,978 --> 00:03:09,519 ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ARTISTS 81 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,361 SO AMONGST MY PEERS, RYDER'S A GORILLA. 82 00:03:11,362 --> 00:03:13,192 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? HONESTLY, I BELIEVE THAT 83 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,194 JUDGING BY ALL THE HAIR HE LEAVES IN THE SHOWER. 84 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,946 LOOK, LOOK, WANT TO BE TECHNICAL ABOUT IT, 85 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,078 HE'S NOT HELPING ME MOVE. HE'S HELPING JORDAN MOVE. 86 00:03:19,079 --> 00:03:20,910 - SHE JUST BOUGHT A NEW BED. - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 87 00:03:20,911 --> 00:03:23,373 YOU HAVE THOSE GIRL ROOMMATES WITH BEDS THEY NEED MOVED. 88 00:03:23,374 --> 00:03:25,204 SHOULDN'T THEIR BOYFRIENDS DO THAT? 89 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,916 THEY DON'T HAVE BOYFRIENDS. 90 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:28,207 WELL, WE SHOULD GO. 91 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,919 WE DON'T WANT TO KEEP THE GIRLS WAITING. 92 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:33,633 OH, YEAH, ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO LIFT SOME STUFF. 93 00:03:33,634 --> 00:03:35,635 WHY IS RYDER SO EXCITED ABOUT LIFTING THINGS? 94 00:03:35,636 --> 00:03:37,757 I CAN'T EVEN GET HIM TO PICK UP HIS OWN SOCKS. 95 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:39,929 THEY'RE HELPING MOVE FURNITURE FOR ZANDER'S 96 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:43,052 HELPLESS AND OBVIOUSLY MANIPULATIVE FEMALE ROOMMATES. 97 00:03:43,053 --> 00:03:45,184 HMM, ONE MIGHT SAY YOU ARE DISPLAYING 98 00:03:45,185 --> 00:03:47,347 SOME POSSESSIVENESS ABOUT A CERTAIN EX-BOYFRIEND 99 00:03:47,348 --> 00:03:49,729 WHOSE NAME BEGINS WITH ZANDER. 100 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,851 OKAY, FOR THE RECORD, 101 00:03:51,852 --> 00:03:53,483 I HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR HIM. 102 00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:55,855 I DON'T CARE WHAT HE DOES WITH THOSE HARLOTS. 103 00:03:55,856 --> 00:03:58,658 "HARLOT"? THAT'S HIGHBROW FOR SKANK. 104 00:03:58,659 --> 00:04:00,159 ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 105 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,412 OKAY, HE CAN GO OVER THERE AND MOVE WHATEVER HE WANTS. 106 00:04:02,413 --> 00:04:03,953 I GOT SOMETHING THAT NEEDS MOVING. 107 00:04:03,954 --> 00:04:06,536 IT'S IN THE LIVING ROOM. IT'S THE COLOR OF HUMMINGBIRD VOMIT. 108 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:08,498 AND IT'S ALREADY KILLED ONCE. 109 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,870 OKAY, IF THE CHAIR BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH, 110 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:12,211 WHAT IS IT DOING OUT THERE? 111 00:04:12,212 --> 00:04:14,003 WELL, JOE IS VERY ATTACHED TO IT. 112 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,925 IT'S THE VERY SPOT WHERE NONA WENT TO HEAVEN. 113 00:04:15,926 --> 00:04:17,677 ( groans ) WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE TAKEN IT WITH HER? 114 00:04:17,678 --> 00:04:19,929 I'LL TELL YOU WHY. BECAUSE HEAVEN IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE 115 00:04:19,930 --> 00:04:22,972 AND THEY DON'T SIT AROUND IN CRAP LIKE THAT. 116 00:04:22,973 --> 00:04:25,054 BUT YOU LET JOE BELIEVE YOU WERE OKAY WITH IT? 117 00:04:25,055 --> 00:04:27,016 WELL, I KIND OF HALF-SMILED 118 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,478 AND HE SAW A WHOLE SMILE. 119 00:04:28,479 --> 00:04:30,940 OH, SO YOU FAKED IT AND HE BELIEVED YOU. 120 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:33,153 IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE FAKED IT WITH JOE. 121 00:04:35,155 --> 00:04:36,946 NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 122 00:04:36,947 --> 00:04:38,818 WHEN I TASTED THE SMOKED DUCK HE MADE... 123 00:04:38,819 --> 00:04:43,072 OKAY, "HMM, SMOKEY AND DUCKY." 124 00:04:43,073 --> 00:04:45,114 SO, UM, HOW ARE YOU GONNA FAKE YOUR WAY 125 00:04:45,115 --> 00:04:47,076 THROUGH THAT PHOTO SHOOT ON SUNDAY? 126 00:04:47,077 --> 00:04:49,208 OH, IS THAT MAGAZINE GUY COMING HERE ON SUNDAY?! 127 00:04:49,209 --> 00:04:51,120 UM, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS. 128 00:04:51,121 --> 00:04:53,172 IT SAYS, "'TOLEDO LIVING' IS LOOKING FORWARD TO 129 00:04:53,173 --> 00:04:55,084 TAKING A PEEK INTO COUNCILWOMAN MEL BURKE'S 130 00:04:55,085 --> 00:04:59,218 BEAUTIFUL HOME TO GET TO KNOW HER UNIQUE SENSE OF STYLE." 131 00:04:59,219 --> 00:05:02,132 BOY, YOU KNOW THE TIMING OF THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY. 132 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,974 IN A SAD, UN-FUNNY WAY. 133 00:05:04,975 --> 00:05:07,056 UGH! THE CHAIR! 134 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,768 HEY, I'LL GIVE YOU 50 BUCKS IF YOU SET IT ON FIRE. 135 00:05:08,769 --> 00:05:10,480 OKAY, REALLY? THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH? 136 00:05:10,481 --> 00:05:12,352 OKAY, 75. 137 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:14,063 WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK JOE 138 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,485 IF YOU CAN MOVE IT OUT OF THE LIVING ROOM 139 00:05:15,486 --> 00:05:16,566 FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS? 140 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,107 WHAT? YOU MEAN BE HONEST? 141 00:05:18,108 --> 00:05:19,529 YES. 142 00:05:19,530 --> 00:05:22,242 OKAY, I'LL TRY IT, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M DESPERATE. 143 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:27,907 JORDAN, YOUR BED IS ALL SET UP. 144 00:05:27,908 --> 00:05:30,209 YEAH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CALL THE FURNITURE COMPANY 145 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:32,081 'CAUSE THEY OBVIOUSLY GAVE YOU WAY TOO MANY 146 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,123 SCREWS AND BRACKETS. 147 00:05:34,124 --> 00:05:35,545 THANKS SO MUCH, YOU GUYS. 148 00:05:35,546 --> 00:05:37,667 DO YOU MIND IF WE PAY YOU IN LAST NIGHT'S PIZZA? 149 00:05:37,668 --> 00:05:39,959 OH, SURE. SCORE. 150 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,301 WOW, ZANDER, 151 00:05:42,302 --> 00:05:44,554 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER ACTUALLY SEEN YOU SWEAT BEFORE. 152 00:05:44,555 --> 00:05:46,055 IT MUST BE ALL THAT HEAVY LIFTING. 153 00:05:46,056 --> 00:05:47,887 WELL, FORTUNATELY, I HAVE AN EXTENSIVE 154 00:05:47,888 --> 00:05:49,348 BACKGROUND IN CONSTRUCTION. 155 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,731 IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I BUILT MY OWN SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE 156 00:05:51,732 --> 00:05:53,312 ENTIRELY OUT OF POPSICLE STICKS 157 00:05:53,313 --> 00:05:54,775 TO SCALE. 158 00:05:56,026 --> 00:05:57,897 THAT WAS COOL. 159 00:05:57,898 --> 00:06:00,239 SO, RYDER, WHAT'S YOUR STORY? 160 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,862 HMM, NOT MUCH TO TELL REALLY. 161 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,193 I'M A SENIOR THIS YEAR. 162 00:06:04,194 --> 00:06:06,616 AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING AFTER GRADUATION. 163 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,948 LIFE AFTER COLLEGE IS KIND OF A VOID FOR ME TOO. 164 00:06:08,949 --> 00:06:10,990 GOOD THING I HAVE TWO MORE YEARS TO FIGURE IT OUT. 165 00:06:10,991 --> 00:06:13,372 AH, COLLEGE... NO, NO. I'M ACTUALLY... 166 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,995 A SENIOR IN COLLEGE. YES! 167 00:06:15,996 --> 00:06:19,589 YES, AND NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS 168 00:06:19,590 --> 00:06:22,091 IS REALLY PART OF BEING A SENIOR 169 00:06:22,092 --> 00:06:23,673 IN COLLEGE, 170 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,675 LIKE MYSELF. 171 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:28,007 YEAH, IT'S PRETTY STRESSFUL FOR MY OLDER BUDDY, RYDER. 172 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:29,429 SO WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR AGAIN, OLD-TIMER? 173 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,220 OH, YOU KNOW. 174 00:06:31,221 --> 00:06:33,433 UM, POLITICAL... 175 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,184 BIOLOGY. 176 00:06:35,185 --> 00:06:37,106 SOUNDS INTERESTING. 177 00:06:37,107 --> 00:06:39,358 SO RELIEVED YOU THINK SO. 178 00:06:39,359 --> 00:06:40,821 I'M A DANCER. 179 00:06:43,283 --> 00:06:45,695 THAT'S GREAT. 180 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:48,868 I THINK I'VE USED UP ALL THE WORDS IN MY HEAD. 181 00:06:48,869 --> 00:06:51,701 OH, HEY, I ALMOST FORGOT. 182 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:53,082 THERE'S ONE MORE THING IN MY BEDROOM 183 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:55,955 THAT I NEED YOU TO MOVE. DO YOU MIND, RYDER? 184 00:06:55,956 --> 00:06:57,877 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M ALREADY FEELING 185 00:06:57,878 --> 00:06:59,299 KIND OF SORE FROM THE... 186 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,421 UM, YEAH, NO. 187 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,343 I'VE HEARD NOTHING RELIEVES MUSCLE PAIN 188 00:07:04,344 --> 00:07:07,046 FASTER THAN HEAVY LIFTING. 189 00:07:07,047 --> 00:07:10,009 I LEARNED THAT IN COLLEGE IN, UM, ADVANCED... 190 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:12,262 PSYCHO... ZOOLOGY. 191 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,402 YOU SHOULD KNOW I'M NOT LOOKING 192 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:24,484 FOR ANYTHING SERIOUS. 193 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:26,737 OKAY. 194 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:37,917 I CAN FIX THAT. 195 00:07:37,918 --> 00:07:39,289 OR IT CAN WAIT. 196 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:46,926 HEY, I JUST GOT YOUR TEXT. WHAT'S UP? 197 00:07:46,927 --> 00:07:48,968 YEAH, I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 198 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,550 IT'S, YOU KNOW, NOT A BIG DEAL, 199 00:07:50,551 --> 00:07:52,391 JUST A SMALL REQUEST. 200 00:07:52,392 --> 00:07:54,393 I'M NOT GONNA BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. 201 00:07:54,394 --> 00:07:57,857 I'M JUST GONNA COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT. 202 00:07:57,858 --> 00:08:00,479 WHEN'S THAT GONNA BE, EXACTLY? 203 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,653 YOU KNOW HOW THAT GUY FROM "TOLEDO LIVING" MAGAZINE 204 00:08:03,654 --> 00:08:05,024 IS GONNA COME OVER FOR THE PHOTO SHOOT? 205 00:08:05,025 --> 00:08:06,776 WELL, IT'S HAPPENING THIS SUNDAY. 206 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:08,988 THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET TO YOUR POINT BY THEN? 207 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,610 WELL, I WAS THINKING WE COULD USE THOSE 208 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:12,612 BIG, OLD SEXY BICEPS OF YOURS 209 00:08:12,613 --> 00:08:16,035 AND MAYBE MOVE NONA'S CHAIR OUT TO THE GARAGE 210 00:08:16,036 --> 00:08:17,206 JUST TEMPORARILY. 211 00:08:17,207 --> 00:08:18,207 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 212 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:21,330 YOUR BIG, OLD SEXY BICEPS. 213 00:08:21,331 --> 00:08:23,122 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE CHAIR? 214 00:08:23,123 --> 00:08:25,334 NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. THE CHAIR IS PERFECT. 215 00:08:25,335 --> 00:08:27,126 IT'S JUST... YOU KNOW, DOES IT REALLY HAVE 216 00:08:27,127 --> 00:08:30,089 TO BE HERE "ALL THE TIME"? 217 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:32,091 WHY DID YOU JUST AIR-QUOTE THAT? 218 00:08:32,092 --> 00:08:34,303 WE COULD JUST TAKE IT OUT FOR THE PHOTO SHOOT. 219 00:08:34,304 --> 00:08:37,136 AND WHO KNOWS. MAYBE IT'LL BE HAPPY OUT THERE AND WANT TO STAY. 220 00:08:37,137 --> 00:08:40,600 AH, OKAY. I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 221 00:08:40,601 --> 00:08:43,442 YOU KNOW, YOU TALKED ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT 222 00:08:43,443 --> 00:08:45,565 NONA'S CHAIR WAS TO YOU, BUT REALLY YOU WERE JUST 223 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:47,987 SWALLOWING YOUR FEELINGS LIKE, UM... 224 00:08:47,988 --> 00:08:49,358 OH, I DON'T KNOW. SMOKY DUCK! 225 00:08:49,359 --> 00:08:51,110 ( gasps ) YOU KNEW?! 226 00:08:51,111 --> 00:08:53,032 OF COURSE I KNEW! I COULD SEE YOU CHOKING ON MY DUCK. 227 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,074 YOU COULD BARELY PUT MY DUCK IN YOUR MOUTH! 228 00:08:55,075 --> 00:08:56,956 LOOK, I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 229 00:08:56,957 --> 00:08:58,788 OH, YOU HATE THIS CHAIR! YOU WANT IT OUT OF HERE. 230 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,079 - IT'S JUST A CHAIR. - NO, IT'S NOT. 231 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,370 IT'S A PIECE OF ME. AS A MATTER OF FACT, 232 00:09:01,371 --> 00:09:02,872 IT'S THE ONLY PIECE OF ME IN THIS ENTIRE ROOM! 233 00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:04,333 NO, THAT IS SO NOT TRUE. 234 00:09:04,334 --> 00:09:06,666 WE HAVE THIS LOVELY PORTRAIT OF LITTLE BABY JOE. 235 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:08,758 THAT'S MY BROTHER! 236 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:11,130 JOE, THE CHAIR JUST DOESN'T FIT HERE. 237 00:09:11,131 --> 00:09:12,762 YOU KNOW, YOU TALK ABOUT US BUILDING A LIFE TOGETHER, 238 00:09:12,763 --> 00:09:14,093 BUT YOU ONLY WANT IT ON YOUR TERMS. 239 00:09:14,094 --> 00:09:15,264 - JOE. - NO, FORGET IT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 240 00:09:15,265 --> 00:09:16,886 FINE! I'LL GET THE CHAIR OUT OF HERE. 241 00:09:16,887 --> 00:09:18,938 IT'LL BE GONE BEFORE SUNDAY. AND IN ITS PLACE 242 00:09:18,939 --> 00:09:20,139 WILL BE A NICE BIG EMPTY SPACE 243 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:22,482 TO REMIND US OF THE GAP BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 244 00:09:24,895 --> 00:09:25,946 SO WE'RE GOOD? 245 00:09:33,453 --> 00:09:34,954 YOU KNOW, ZANDER, I JUST... 246 00:09:34,955 --> 00:09:36,535 I THINK YOU REALLY MISSED WITH THIS ONE. 247 00:09:36,536 --> 00:09:38,197 CASSANDRA'S JUST BEEN BETRAYED. 248 00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:41,200 HER FACE SHOULD BE A MASK OF SHOCK AND DISGUST. 249 00:09:41,201 --> 00:09:42,793 OKAY, LIKE WHAT? CAN YOU SHOW ME? 250 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,877 THAT'S MORE LIKE A MASK OF CONSTIPATION. 251 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:51,130 LOOK, LENNOX, I REALLY JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT LOOK YOU'RE GOING FOR. 252 00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:52,131 ( door opens ) 253 00:09:52,132 --> 00:09:53,673 OH, HEY, GUYS. 254 00:09:53,674 --> 00:09:56,215 HEY, JOE, WHERE DID THIS AWESOME CHAIR COME FROM? 255 00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:58,557 - IT'S GREAT, RIGHT? - YES, IT'S SO COZY. 256 00:09:58,558 --> 00:09:59,719 IT'S LIKE SITTING IN A HUG. 257 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,350 WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL SOMEONE ELSE WHO 258 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,602 LIVES IN THIS HOUSE JUST HOW GREAT YOU THINK THAT CHAIR IS. 259 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,936 - YOU KNOW SOMEONE DIED IN IT? - THEY MUST HAVE DIED HAPPY. 260 00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:08,688 WELL, DON'T GO FALLING IN LOVE WITH IT, ZANDER. 261 00:10:08,689 --> 00:10:10,279 I'LL BE GETTING RID OF THIS CHAIR TOMORROW MORNING. 262 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,992 THAT'S RIGHT, THIS UNAPPRECIATED 263 00:10:12,993 --> 00:10:14,034 CHERISHED MEMENTO OF MY CHILDHOOD... 264 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,498 WELL, THE CHAIR IS GOING. YOU MUST BE HAPPY. 265 00:10:19,499 --> 00:10:21,500 YOU'D THINK? NORMALLY, I'M A BIG FAN 266 00:10:21,501 --> 00:10:22,832 OF GETTING WHAT I WANT, BUT, YOU KNOW, 267 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,834 JOE'S GUILT TRIP IS RUINING THE WHOLE THING. 268 00:10:24,835 --> 00:10:26,585 RELATIONSHIPS, 269 00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:28,248 YOU GUYS ARE SO LUCKY YOU BROKE UP. 270 00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:32,171 OH MY GOD, AM I SITTING ON A KNIFE?! 271 00:10:32,172 --> 00:10:34,754 NONA WAS PRETTY GANGSTA'. 272 00:10:34,755 --> 00:10:37,136 Ryder: ♪ I'M MAKING A LATE-NIGHT SNACK ♪ 273 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,139 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M HUNGRY, YES, I AM ♪ 274 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,761 IS THAT RYDER SINGING? 275 00:10:41,762 --> 00:10:43,893 YES, HE'S BEEN DOING THAT NON-STOP 276 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,394 SINCE HE HELPED YOUR ROOMMATE MOVE HER BED. 277 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:48,147 IT'S JUST CONSTANT SINGING AND DOPEY GRINS. 278 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,940 IT'S LIKE HE'S THE LEAD IN A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MUSICAL. 279 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:53,193 YOU KNOW, "THE BOOK OF MORON." 280 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:59,328 ♪ I'M USING THE YELLOW MUSTARD ♪ 281 00:10:59,329 --> 00:11:01,951 ♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S NO DIJON ♪ 282 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:04,954 OKAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT? 283 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,665 YEAH, HE HAD SEX WITH MY ROOMMATE. 284 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,418 - ( gasps ) - OH, THAT'S THE LOOK YOU WERE GOING FOR. 285 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,460 SHOCK AND DISGUST. DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE. 286 00:11:11,461 --> 00:11:14,633 OKAY, AND WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THIS HOOKUP HAPPENED?! 287 00:11:14,634 --> 00:11:16,886 WELL, I WAS IN THE KITCHEN DOING DISHES WITH CHRIS 288 00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:18,507 'CAUSE IT WAS MY NIGHT. 289 00:11:18,508 --> 00:11:21,430 ACTUALLY, IT WAS SORT OF RYDER'S NIGHT. 290 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:24,974 OKAY, THE WHOLE SITUATION IN THAT HOUSE OF YOURS 291 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,936 IS COMPLETELY SLEAZY: RANDOM HOOKUPS, 292 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,358 HOT TUB PARTIES, GIRLS ALL OVER THE PLACE 293 00:11:29,359 --> 00:11:32,441 HITTING ON YOU... HIM! HITTING ON HIM! 294 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,274 HOW COULD YOU LET MY LITTLE BROTHER GET CORRUPTED? 295 00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:38,157 ♪ WHO'S TAKING A BITE OF THIS SANDWICH? ♪ 296 00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:40,990 ♪ IT'S ME, RYDER! ♪ 297 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,823 HEY, IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S HANDLING IT PRETTY WELL. 298 00:11:43,623 --> 00:11:45,704 ZANDER, MY MAN! 299 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,996 UP TOP! 300 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,128 HEY, LISTEN, I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU. 301 00:11:49,129 --> 00:11:50,790 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF JORDAN. 302 00:11:50,791 --> 00:11:54,713 AND SHE'S NOT RESPONDING, SO HOW MANY TIMES AN HOUR 303 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,505 SHOULD I BE TEXTING HER? 304 00:11:56,506 --> 00:11:59,598 RYDER, HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THE POSSIBILITY 305 00:11:59,599 --> 00:12:01,430 THAT MAYBE SHE'S NOT INTO YOU 306 00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:03,182 AS MUCH AS YOU'RE INTO HER? 307 00:12:03,183 --> 00:12:04,644 NO, YOU WEREN'T THERE. 308 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,847 TRUST ME, THERE IS NO WAY 309 00:12:07,848 --> 00:12:09,608 THAT SHE DOES NOT WANT ANOTHER HELPING 310 00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:11,730 OF RYDER LOVIN'. 311 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,313 OH GOD, I REALLY HOPE YOU DIDN'T TEXT HER THAT. 312 00:12:14,314 --> 00:12:15,614 YOU KNOW, MAN, IF I WERE YOU, 313 00:12:15,615 --> 00:12:17,156 I WOULD JUST MAYBE WAIT UNTIL 314 00:12:17,157 --> 00:12:18,657 SHE MAKES THE NEXT MOVE. 315 00:12:18,658 --> 00:12:22,071 I MEAN, OKAY, BUT IT SURE IS WEIRD 316 00:12:22,072 --> 00:12:23,953 THAT SHE HASN'T TEXTED ME YET. 317 00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:26,165 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS 318 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:27,366 BECAUSE THERE'S BETTER RECEPTION. 319 00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:29,169 I'M ACTUALLY GONNA GO SIT BY THE ROUTER. 320 00:12:31,171 --> 00:12:32,872 ♪ SITTIN' BY THE ROUTER ♪ 321 00:12:32,873 --> 00:12:35,334 ♪ WAITIN' FOR MY GIRL ♪ 322 00:12:35,335 --> 00:12:38,007 JORDAN'S NEVER TEXTING HIM BACK, IS SHE? 323 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:41,550 NO, SHE'S ALREADY MOVED ON, TWICE. 324 00:12:41,551 --> 00:12:42,842 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 325 00:12:42,843 --> 00:12:44,383 YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM THAT IT'S OVER, 326 00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:45,724 THAT YOUR ROOMMATE HAS MOVED ON 327 00:12:45,725 --> 00:12:47,056 TO HER NEXT DANCE PARTNER. 328 00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,268 YEAH, BUT WHEN I TELL HIM, THERE'S GONNA BE TEARS. 329 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,562 IF YOU DON'T TELL HIM, THERE'S GONNA BE TEARS. 330 00:13:01,952 --> 00:13:04,164 ( groans ) STUPID, STUPID CHAIR. 331 00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:07,667 ( television music plays ) 332 00:13:14,674 --> 00:13:16,755 Sofia: DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL. 333 00:13:16,756 --> 00:13:20,129 I'M WATCHING MY STORIES. 334 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:22,051 NONA, YOU'RE HERE. 335 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:26,475 ( bubbly ) I MEAN, HI, NONA, IT'S ME, TIFFANY! 336 00:13:26,476 --> 00:13:28,137 I KNOW IT'S YOU, MEL. 337 00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:31,640 I'M DEAD. I SEE EVERYTHING. 338 00:13:31,641 --> 00:13:33,392 OKAY, WELL, I SWEAR I WAS ONLY 339 00:13:33,393 --> 00:13:35,604 IN THAT HANDICAP PARKING SPACE FOR LIKE THREE MINUTES, TOPS. 340 00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:36,936 OH, KNOCK IT OFF. 341 00:13:36,937 --> 00:13:38,817 I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU. 342 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,819 WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT MY CHAIR? 343 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,863 YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T REALLY GO WITH THE REST OF THE ROOM. 344 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,946 PLUS, YOU KIND OF DIED IN IT. 345 00:13:46,947 --> 00:13:50,829 PEOPLE DO WORSE THINGS TO FURNITURE EVERY DAY, 346 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,952 ESPECIALLY IN HOTELS. 347 00:13:52,953 --> 00:13:57,046 NEVER... NEVER TOUCH THE COMFORTERS. UGH! 348 00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:58,417 I KNEW IT. 349 00:13:58,418 --> 00:14:01,340 YOU MUST ACCEPT THE CHAIR INTO YOUR HOUSE 350 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,723 THE SAME WAY YOU ACCEPTED MY JOEY. 351 00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:07,556 HAVE YOU ACCEPTED MY JOEY? 352 00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:09,929 I'VE DEFINITELY ACCEPTED JOE. 353 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:12,022 I THINK I'VE ACCEPTED JOE. 354 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,854 HAVE I ACCEPTED JOE? 355 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,688 AH HA, NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. 356 00:14:19,689 --> 00:14:22,611 THE FIRST STEP IN ACCEPTING MY JOEY 357 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,114 IS TO SIT IN THIS CHAIR. 358 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,866 WELL, I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTING IN IT. 359 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:31,290 I'M A GHOST. WATCH THIS. 360 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,451 - WATCH WHAT? - BOO! 361 00:14:32,452 --> 00:14:33,542 ( screams ) 362 00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:36,205 ( laughs ) THAT NEVER GETS OLD. 363 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:39,258 NONA, HOW IS SITTING IN YOUR CHAIR 364 00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:40,879 GONNA HELP ME ACCEPT JOE? 365 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,881 ( deep-pitched ) SIT IN THE CHAIR. 366 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,215 SIT IN THE CHAIR. 367 00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:47,927 WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT? 368 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,888 I'M TRYING TO SOUND LIKE A GHOST, 369 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,641 BUT IT'S NOT REALLY ME THOUGH. 370 00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:54,974 SIT IN THE DAMN CHAIR! 371 00:14:54,975 --> 00:14:56,856 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I'LL TRY. 372 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,442 I CAN'T! I CAN'T! DON'T MAKE ME! 373 00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:06,946 OH. JOE, WAKE UP. I JUST HAD THE WORST DREAM. 374 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,027 AND YOU'LL HAVE MUCH WORSE 375 00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:09,288 IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT MY CHAIR. 376 00:15:09,289 --> 00:15:10,660 ( screams ) 377 00:15:25,845 --> 00:15:29,178 - HEY. - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP? 378 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,599 OH, I JUST HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE. 379 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,051 NONA WAS A GHOST 380 00:15:32,052 --> 00:15:33,722 AND SHE WAS TRYING TO FORCE ME TO SIT IN HER CHAIR. 381 00:15:33,723 --> 00:15:35,054 AND THEN SHE GOT IN BED WITH ME. 382 00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:38,147 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT FREUD SAYS ABOUT SEX DREAMS. 383 00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:40,519 OKAY, IT WAS NOT A SEX DREAM. 384 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,152 BUT I THINK NONA MIGHT BE RIGHT. 385 00:15:43,153 --> 00:15:46,235 I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE TOTALLY ACCEPTED JOE INTO MY LIFE. 386 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,617 WELL, IF SHE'S RIGHT, THEN YOU BETTER GO SIT IN THE CHAIR. 387 00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:51,030 LENNOX, IF A BELOVED DEAD WOMAN COULDN'T GET ME TO SIT IN IT, 388 00:15:51,031 --> 00:15:52,121 YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN? 389 00:15:52,122 --> 00:15:54,333 OKAY, LET'S JUST TAKE YOUR WINE 390 00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:57,376 AND WALK EVER-SO-SLOWLY INTO THE LIVING ROOM. 391 00:15:57,377 --> 00:15:58,998 COME ON, COME ON. COME ON. 392 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,130 FOLLOW THE WINE GLASS. FOLLOW THE WINE GLASS. 393 00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:04,673 ALL RIGHT, NOW, I WANT YOU TO CLOSE YOUR EYES 394 00:16:04,674 --> 00:16:07,846 AND IMAGINE YOURSELF IN YOUR FURNITURE HAPPY PLACE. 395 00:16:07,847 --> 00:16:09,298 OOH, OOH, OH, "CRATE AND BARREL." 396 00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:11,590 YEAH, THEY HAVE THOSE OAK NESTING TABLES. 397 00:16:11,591 --> 00:16:13,642 OKAY, IMAGINE YOURSELF RUNNING THROUGH A FIELD 398 00:16:13,643 --> 00:16:15,094 OF OAK NESTING TABLES. 399 00:16:15,095 --> 00:16:16,555 OH, ARE THEY ON SALE? 400 00:16:16,556 --> 00:16:18,558 SURE. 401 00:16:21,441 --> 00:16:22,521 YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW. 402 00:16:22,522 --> 00:16:24,443 OH, LOOK AT THAT. 403 00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:26,065 I DID IT. 404 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:28,567 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS CHAIR ISN'T HALF BAD. 405 00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:30,199 IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY COMFORTABLE. 406 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,570 OH, AND IT RECLINES. 407 00:16:31,571 --> 00:16:35,164 WOW, YOU KNOW, I THINK I CAN ACCEPT THIS CHAIR. 408 00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:37,206 JOE MEANS THAT MUCH TO ME. 409 00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:39,669 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT THIS BABY CAN DO. 410 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,001 OH! OH NO. 411 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,623 OKAY, JOE'S GONNA THINK I DID THIS ON PURPOSE! 412 00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:46,545 NO BECAUSE YOU DON'T HATE THE CHAIR ANYMORE. 413 00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:47,626 YEAH, BUT HE WON'T KNOW THAT. 414 00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:49,468 WELL, MAYBE JOE WON'T KNOW IT WAS YOU. 415 00:16:49,469 --> 00:16:50,839 HELLO, IT'S RED WINE! 416 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,552 I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE WRITTEN "MEL WAS HERE" ON IT! 417 00:16:53,553 --> 00:16:55,224 I'M GONNA GO GET SOME SPONGES AND SOAP. 418 00:16:55,225 --> 00:16:57,516 YEAH, AND A HAIR DRYER, QUICK! 419 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,727 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON IN HERE? 420 00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:00,099 I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS ALL THE WAY UP IN MY... 421 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,231 WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY CHAIR?! YOU RUINED IT! 422 00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:05,023 - NO... IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. - OH, COME ON. 423 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,696 IT WAS. I SWEAR. I HAD ACCEPTED THE CHAIR. 424 00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:09,818 I SAT IN IT VOLUNTARILY. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 425 00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:11,780 I'M GONNA TAKE THE COVER OFF, PUT IT IN THE BATHTUB, 426 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,572 AND I'LL SCRUB IT TILL MY HANDS BLEED. 427 00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:15,414 JUST LET GO OF IT, ALL RIGHT, YOU CHAIR KILLER. 428 00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:16,615 THIS THING NEEDS TO BE PROFESSIONALLY CLEANED. 429 00:17:16,616 --> 00:17:18,287 WINE STAINS ARE MY SPECIALTY. 430 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,618 I ONCE GOT WINE OFF A DOG. 431 00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:20,789 - MEL, JUST LET IT GO! - NO, NO! 432 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,581 - WOULD YOU LET... LET IT GO! - I GOT IT. 433 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,332 I SAID... 434 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,333 Both: LOOK WHAT YOU DID! 435 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,834 WHAT? YOU TUGGED IT LAST. 436 00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:27,256 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD UP. 437 00:17:27,257 --> 00:17:30,009 HOLD UP, MEL, LOOK AT THIS. 438 00:17:32,262 --> 00:17:35,224 OH MY GOD, THERE'S GOT TO BE LIKE $10,000 IN HERE. 439 00:17:35,225 --> 00:17:36,515 AND THERE'S A NOTE. 440 00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:37,976 "DEAR JOEY, THERE'S $10,000 IN HERE..." 441 00:17:37,977 --> 00:17:40,639 - THERE'S... - "ALL FOR YOU. 442 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,101 YOU WERE ALWAYS MY FAVORITE GRANDSON 443 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,942 AND I DIDN'T WANT ANY OF MY LEECH RELATIVES GETTING IT. 444 00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:47,736 TAKE THIS MONEY AND THROW AWAY THE UGLY CHAIR. LOVE, NONA." 445 00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:49,278 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? SHE MUST HAVE SEWED 446 00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:50,739 THE NOTE AND THE MONEY INSIDE THE CHAIR. 447 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,030 WELL, HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND THE NOTE? 448 00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:53,071 I DON'T KNOW. CLEARLY, SHE DIDN'T HAVE 449 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,194 ALL THE DETAILS WORKED OUT, HON. 450 00:17:55,195 --> 00:17:57,286 OR MAYBE SHE DID. 451 00:17:57,287 --> 00:17:59,868 YOU KNOW, NONA CAME TO ME IN A DREAM LAST NIGHT. 452 00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:01,580 AND, UM, TOLD ME 453 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,332 THAT THE ONLY WAY I COULD ACCEPT YOU IN MY LIFE 454 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,083 WAS TO ACCEPT HER CHAIR. 455 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,965 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 456 00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:09,588 YEAH, BUT IT'S GOT MORE OOMPH WHEN IT COMES FROM A GHOST. 457 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,590 I SEE, SO NOW YOU'RE TAKING ALL YOUR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE 458 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,513 - FROM GHOSTS? - WELL, THEY SEE EVERYTHING. 459 00:18:14,514 --> 00:18:16,635 YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE WAS RIGHT. 460 00:18:16,636 --> 00:18:21,390 I THINK THIS CHAIR CAN STAY HERE. 461 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,101 HONEY, I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 462 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,024 I ONLY LIKED THE CHAIR BECAUSE I THOUGHT NONA LIKED THE CHAIR. 463 00:18:26,025 --> 00:18:27,687 THAT UGLY PIECE OF CRAP HAS TO GO. 464 00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:31,531 I'VE NEVER LOVED YOU MORE. 465 00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:37,826 WHAT I HAVE TO SAY MIGHT BE UPSETTING. 466 00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:39,498 SO I'M JUST GONNA COME OUT AND I'M GONNA SAY IT. 467 00:18:39,499 --> 00:18:40,499 JORDAN'S NOT INTO ME. 468 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,741 IT'S ABOUT JORDAN. SHE'S NOT... 469 00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:44,873 OKAY. 470 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,245 GOOD. GO... YOU KNOW WHAT MAN? 471 00:18:46,246 --> 00:18:47,586 I'M SO SORRY. SHE'S JUST LIKE THAT. 472 00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:49,007 AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 473 00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:50,799 I SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET YOU TWO GET INVOLVED. 474 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,551 SO IT'S OKAY IF YOU NEED TO CRY. 475 00:18:52,552 --> 00:18:54,213 I WON'T JUDGE YOU. 476 00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:56,805 NO, NO, I DON'T... I DON'T REALLY NEED TO CRY. 477 00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:58,557 LOOK, MAN, I'VE BEEN THERE. 478 00:18:58,558 --> 00:19:00,519 RYDER, YOUR... YOUR FEELINGS FOR A GIRL 479 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,140 CAN LAST LONG AFTER A RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. 480 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,603 YOU SAY YOU'RE FINE AND THEN 481 00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:06,395 EVERY TIME YOU SEE HER, 482 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,607 YOU WORK WITH HER, YOU FIND YOURSELF 483 00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:10,189 SCROLLING THROUGH ALL THE PHOTOS 484 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,981 ON HER TIMELINE AT 1:00 AM. 485 00:19:12,982 --> 00:19:16,405 THAT'S... THAT'S WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE... 486 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,777 YOU'RE NOT OVER HER. YOU'RE NOT FINE AT ALL. 487 00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:20,539 YEAH, UH, LISTEN. 488 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:21,950 I'VE ONLY KNOWN JORDAN A COUPLE OF DAYS, 489 00:19:21,951 --> 00:19:24,583 BUT, LOOK, I PROMISE. I'M GONNA BE FINE. 490 00:19:24,584 --> 00:19:25,994 - GOOD? - HEY... HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 491 00:19:25,995 --> 00:19:27,126 YOU JUST STAY STRONG, BROTHER. 492 00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,210 STAY STRONG. 493 00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:33,091 OH, OKAY. 494 00:19:33,092 --> 00:19:34,593 I WILL. 495 00:19:34,594 --> 00:19:36,054 YOU KNOW WHAT? THANK YOU, BUDDY, 496 00:19:36,055 --> 00:19:38,797 FOR HELPING ME THROUGH THIS ROUGH PATCH. 497 00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,389 ANY TIME, MAN, ANY TIME. 498 00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:41,600 I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 499 00:19:41,601 --> 00:19:42,972 - MM-HMM. - MM-HMM. 500 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,898 HMM, BYE-BYE, CHAIR. WE'LL MISS YOU. 501 00:19:49,899 --> 00:19:51,440 REALLY? 502 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:54,233 WHERE AM I GONNA KEEP MY SWITCH BLADE? 503 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,654 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THE MONEY? 504 00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:57,236 DON'T YOU MEAN "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THE MONEY?" 505 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,237 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS, HON. 506 00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,448 I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THE MONEY 507 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,659 AND WE SHOULD BOTH GET SOMETHING FOR THE HOUSE. 508 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:01,990 SOMETHING THAT WE BOTH LIKE. 509 00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:03,532 AWW, JOE, THAT'S SO SWEET. 510 00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:05,824 OH, I KNOW JUST WHAT THE LIVING ROOM COULD USE. 511 00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:06,915 - WHAT? - A BRAND-NEW 512 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:08,497 ITALIAN LEATHER PURSE. 513 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,708 AND I KNOW JUST WHERE TO FIND IT! 514 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,089 ITALY! 515 00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:12,381 I LIKE THAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK 516 00:20:12,382 --> 00:20:14,293 WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THERE... HOW ABOUT THIS? 517 00:20:14,294 --> 00:20:16,795 A MOTORCYCLE WITH TWO HELMETS. 518 00:20:16,796 --> 00:20:19,758 YEAH, NO. 519 00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:21,099 ALL RIGHT, FINE. I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA. 520 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,220 - WHAT ABOUT IF... - I DON'T THINK SO. 521 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,342 YOU DIDN'T EVEN HEAR WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. 522 00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:24,553 I'M TRYING TO BE CONSIDERATE. 523 00:20:24,554 --> 00:20:25,554 I DON'T WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME 524 00:20:25,555 --> 00:20:26,606 BEFORE I SAY "NO" AGAIN. 525 00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:30,690 I SWEAR, IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED. 526 00:20:34,774 --> 00:20:37,986 ( chatter through television ) 527 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,158 - ( static ) - WELL, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 528 00:20:40,159 --> 00:20:43,121 OH, THE CABLE WENT OUT. THE COMPANY'S SO 529 00:20:43,122 --> 00:20:45,414 "YOU GOT TO PAY YOUR BILL ON TIME." 530 00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:47,205 NOW WHAT DO WE DO? WATCH "AVATAR"? 531 00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,206 IT'LL LOOK GREAT ON MY PHONE. 532 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:49,998 ( laughs ) 533 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,581 OH, I BET WE CAN THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER TO DO. 534 00:20:52,582 --> 00:20:54,834 - LIKE WHAT? - LIKE THIS. 535 00:20:57,176 --> 00:20:58,547 OKAY, OKAY. 536 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,839 ( laughs ) 537 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,220 - WHAT'S WRONG? - NOTHING. 538 00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:04,262 NOTHING... THAT WAS GREAT. THAT WAS REALLY GREAT. 539 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,185 IT'S JUST I DON'T THINK THAT WE SHOULD DO THIS 540 00:21:07,186 --> 00:21:10,148 'CAUSE WE'RE ROOMMATES. 541 00:21:10,149 --> 00:21:11,890 DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR EX? 542 00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:14,193 NO. NO, NO. 543 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,447 WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND... 544 00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:21,361 YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE. 545 00:21:22,952 --> 00:21:25,284 I'M SO MESSED UP.