1 00:00:07,088 --> 00:00:08,008 PREVIOUSLY ON "MELISSA AND JOEY"... 2 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:09,299 HEY, MARCO. 3 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,131 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY BOYFRIEND, ZANDER. 4 00:00:11,132 --> 00:00:13,433 IF THIS IS ABOUT ME AND LENNOX, TRUST ME... 5 00:00:13,434 --> 00:00:15,635 NOTHING HAPPENED. 6 00:00:15,636 --> 00:00:18,808 JOE WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSED IF HE KNEW YOU TOLD ME ALL OF HIS SECRETS. 7 00:00:18,809 --> 00:00:21,191 YOU'LL NEVER GUESS THAT JOE HAS A 13-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, 8 00:00:21,192 --> 00:00:23,064 HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT. 9 00:00:26,567 --> 00:00:27,647 A SECRET DAUGHTER? 10 00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:30,200 I FEEL GOOD NOW. ALL RIGHT, AHEM. 11 00:00:30,201 --> 00:00:31,992 I'M READY TO DO MY VOWS NOW. 12 00:00:33,914 --> 00:00:36,616 "MELISSA AND JOEY" IS RECORDED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 13 00:00:36,617 --> 00:00:39,999 "JOE, AS WE START OUR JOURNEY TOGETHER..." 14 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,001 ( stammering ) I... I HAVE A DAUGHTER? 15 00:00:42,002 --> 00:00:43,753 WHAT... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 16 00:00:43,754 --> 00:00:46,966 HONEY, I DIDN'T INTERRUPT YOU WHEN YOU DID YOUR VOWS. 17 00:00:46,967 --> 00:00:48,668 YOU JUST TOLD ME I HAVE A DAUGHTER! 18 00:00:48,669 --> 00:00:50,470 WITH... WITH WHO? WHERE IS SHE? 19 00:00:50,471 --> 00:00:52,472 NONE OF THIS DAUGHTER STUFF'S IMPORTANT. 20 00:00:52,473 --> 00:00:54,134 OR EVEN TRUE. 21 00:00:54,135 --> 00:00:55,765 GO ON, MEL. 22 00:00:55,766 --> 00:00:57,097 EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR VOWS. 23 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,348 HEY, MEL. 24 00:00:58,349 --> 00:00:59,889 I NEED SOME ANSWERS. 25 00:00:59,890 --> 00:01:02,563 JOE, NOW? 26 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,485 JOSEPH, MY ADVICE... 27 00:01:05,486 --> 00:01:07,567 IF YOU'RE GONNA PUT YOUR LIFE ON HOLD 28 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,320 EVERY TIME THERE'S A REPORT OF AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD, 29 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:12,952 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING. 30 00:01:12,953 --> 00:01:14,033 THANKS, DADDY. 31 00:01:14,034 --> 00:01:16,406 HAPPY TO HELP, PUMPKIN. ( mouths ) 32 00:01:16,407 --> 00:01:18,698 AHEM. 33 00:01:18,699 --> 00:01:21,411 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? I... I JUST NEED A MINUTE. 34 00:01:21,412 --> 00:01:24,043 OH, UH... WE'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY. 35 00:01:24,044 --> 00:01:25,625 UM, THIS WILL BE THE PERFECT TIME 36 00:01:25,626 --> 00:01:27,297 TO ADMIRE THE WORK OF OUR FLORIST. 37 00:01:27,298 --> 00:01:28,919 ISN'T GERMAINE FABULOUS? 38 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,801 ( theme music playing ) 39 00:01:31,802 --> 00:01:33,263 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD ♪ - ♪ All good ♪ 40 00:01:33,264 --> 00:01:35,054 - ♪ IT'S OKAY ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 41 00:01:35,055 --> 00:01:36,806 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 42 00:01:36,807 --> 00:01:38,678 ♪ AS FAR AS I CAN SEE ♪ 43 00:01:38,679 --> 00:01:40,140 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD ♪ - ♪ All good ♪ 44 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:42,432 - ♪ IT'S OKAY ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 45 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:43,933 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 46 00:01:43,934 --> 00:01:46,726 ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK ♪ 47 00:01:46,727 --> 00:01:49,150 ♪ WITH ME ♪ 48 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:52,572 THIS INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER 49 00:01:52,573 --> 00:01:54,113 WAS TOLD TO ME IN CONFIDENCE. 50 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,785 I GET IT. YOU GAVE YOUR WORD. YOU DON'T WANNA BREAK IT. 51 00:01:55,786 --> 00:01:57,116 WHO TOLD YOU?! 52 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,408 CONFIDENCE MEANS I CAN'T TELL YOU. 53 00:01:58,409 --> 00:01:59,699 AND PLEASE KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. 54 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:01,371 - ( door shuts ) - Theresa: OW! 55 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:02,912 WHAT? I DIDN'T TELL HIM ANYTHING. 56 00:02:02,913 --> 00:02:05,205 - THERESA, COME HERE. - ( sighs ) LOOK... 57 00:02:05,206 --> 00:02:06,876 ALL RIGHT, SPILL IT. 58 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,338 I CAN'T. I JUST CAN'T. 59 00:02:08,339 --> 00:02:09,879 OKAY, FINE. THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANNA PLAY IT, 60 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,341 THEN I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO TELL MOM A LITTLE STORY 61 00:02:11,342 --> 00:02:13,303 ABOUT HER BELOVED CAT WHO SHE THOUGHT RAN AWAY, 62 00:02:13,304 --> 00:02:15,925 BUT ACTUALLY ENDED UP IN THE TIRE TREADS OF YOUR MINIVAN. 63 00:02:15,926 --> 00:02:17,637 YOU KNOW WHAT? NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT MR. WHISKERS. 64 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,309 YEAH, AND NOBODY WILL IF YOU COOPERATE. 65 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:20,310 CAPISCE? 66 00:02:20,311 --> 00:02:22,312 OKAY. 67 00:02:22,313 --> 00:02:24,724 REMEMBER THAT NEW YEAR'S AFTER YOU GRADUATED 68 00:02:24,725 --> 00:02:26,025 WHEN YOU CAME HOME TO VISIT 69 00:02:26,026 --> 00:02:27,066 AND YOU RECONNECTED WITH YOU-KNOW-WHO 70 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:28,068 FROM DOWN THE STREET? 71 00:02:32,943 --> 00:02:34,945 - FELICIA? - FELICIA. 72 00:02:36,947 --> 00:02:39,118 - FELICIA. - SO GOOD, IT'S HOT FELICIA. 73 00:02:39,119 --> 00:02:40,911 NOW WE KNOW. OKAY, LET'S GO GET MARRIED. 74 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,163 DON'T ANYBODY GO FAR! 75 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,706 MARCO, GO STAND BY THE EXIT. 76 00:02:46,707 --> 00:02:48,047 NOBODY GETS OUT. 77 00:02:48,048 --> 00:02:49,749 I DON'T CARE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE, 78 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:51,921 THIS WEDDING IS HAPPENING TODAY! 79 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,343 YOU SERIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT? 80 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:54,844 ABSOLUTELY. 81 00:02:54,845 --> 00:02:57,097 WELL, I WOULDN'T PUT MONEY ON IT. 82 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,099 HEY, LEN, SINCE WE HAVE SOME DOWNTIME HERE, 83 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:02,011 I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU COULD CAPTION 84 00:03:02,012 --> 00:03:04,684 SOME OF THESE PHOTOS I FOUND ON MARCO'S PHONE. 85 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,106 - WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? - OH, HE ASKED ME TO HOLD IT FOR HIM. 86 00:03:07,107 --> 00:03:08,978 I'M GUESSING TO MAKE SURE I SEE THE HIGHLIGHTS 87 00:03:08,979 --> 00:03:10,401 FROM YOUR TRIP TO JERSEY. 88 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,195 OOH! 89 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,028 YEAH, THAT ONE WAS MY FAVORITE TOO. 90 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:21,871 HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THAT I HAVE A DAUGHTER?! 91 00:03:21,872 --> 00:03:22,912 YOU NEVER ASKED? 92 00:03:22,913 --> 00:03:25,084 ARE YOU ALMOST DONE? 93 00:03:25,085 --> 00:03:26,916 BECAUSE THERE'S A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 94 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:28,958 OUT THERE WAITING FOR A WEDDING. 95 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,460 MOM, HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM? 96 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,041 YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOU HAVE A BRAND-NEW GRANDDAUGHTER. 97 00:03:32,042 --> 00:03:34,043 SWEETHEART, ONE CRISIS AT A TIME. 98 00:03:34,044 --> 00:03:38,177 LET'S GET YOU MARRIED, AND MAKE THIS CHILD LEGITIMATE. 99 00:03:38,178 --> 00:03:39,929 THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS! 100 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:42,262 WHY DIDN'T FELICIA TELL ME? 101 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,103 I DON'T KNOW. YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK HER. 102 00:03:44,104 --> 00:03:46,185 OH, BUT YOU CAN'T. SHE NEVER WANTS TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN. 103 00:03:46,186 --> 00:03:49,189 OH, FELICIA MANCINI? 104 00:03:50,851 --> 00:03:52,272 SHE WAS HOT STUFF. 105 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,023 - EXCUSE ME? - OH, HONEY... 106 00:03:54,024 --> 00:03:56,657 AFTER A BABY, SHE'S PROBABLY LIKE THIS. 107 00:03:58,118 --> 00:04:00,119 SO WHERE IS FELICIA NOW? 108 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,492 SHE MOVED TO FORT WAYNE TO RAISE THE GIRL. 109 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:03,913 THE DAUGHTER'S NAME IS DANI. 110 00:04:03,914 --> 00:04:05,705 DANI? 111 00:04:05,706 --> 00:04:07,126 MY DAUGHTER'S NAME IS DANI. 112 00:04:07,127 --> 00:04:09,289 - YEAH. - 13 YEARS... 113 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,080 I MISSED OUT ON EVERYTHING. 114 00:04:11,081 --> 00:04:12,672 YOU KNOW WHAT? 115 00:04:12,673 --> 00:04:14,674 I BET THAT I CAN FIND HER. 116 00:04:14,675 --> 00:04:16,796 HOLD ON A SEC. HEY, DARLING... GOOD NEWS. 117 00:04:16,797 --> 00:04:19,339 ONE OF THE GIRLS FROM QANTAS SAYS I CAN STAY AT HER PLACE TONIGHT, 118 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:22,051 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING ME A HOTEL ROOM. 119 00:04:22,052 --> 00:04:23,683 WOW. 120 00:04:23,684 --> 00:04:25,305 YOU ALWAYS THINK OF OTHERS, DON'T YOU, DADDY? 121 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:26,726 YES, I DO! 122 00:04:26,727 --> 00:04:28,227 HASH IT OUT, LOVEBIRDS. 123 00:04:28,228 --> 00:04:30,350 JOE, LOOK... 124 00:04:30,351 --> 00:04:32,732 I KNOW THIS IS A LOT TO TAKE IN, 125 00:04:32,733 --> 00:04:34,694 BUT I HAVE BEEN ON A JUICE FAST FOR A WEEK NOW, 126 00:04:34,695 --> 00:04:36,696 SO IF WE DON'T GET MARRIED IN THE NEXT HALF-HOUR, 127 00:04:36,697 --> 00:04:37,857 I'M GONNA PASS OUT. 128 00:04:37,858 --> 00:04:39,699 AND I PASSED THE CAKE ON MY WAY IN... 129 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:41,901 ( voice breaking ) AND IT TALKED TO ME. 130 00:04:41,902 --> 00:04:43,493 MEL, I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE A DAUGHTER... 131 00:04:43,494 --> 00:04:45,244 OH, MY GOD! HERE'S THE LINK. WAIT A MINUTE. 132 00:04:45,245 --> 00:04:47,457 "DANNY MANCINI, PROUD DOCK WORKER, 133 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:50,710 DIED AGE 84." THAT MIGHT NOT BE HER. 134 00:04:50,711 --> 00:04:52,041 HEY, ARE YOU GUYS OKAY? 135 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,333 EVERYBODY'S WONDERING WHAT'S GOING ON. 136 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,415 YOU JUST WALKED AWAY FROM ME, LENNOX. 137 00:04:55,416 --> 00:04:57,677 BECAUSE SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT IS GOING ON IN HERE. 138 00:04:57,678 --> 00:04:59,879 WELL, I THINK SOMETHING PRETTY SIGNIFICANT IS HAPPENING HERE TOO, 139 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,180 'CAUSE YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH MARCO. 140 00:05:01,181 --> 00:05:03,683 UH, WHILE YOU AND I WERE ON A PAUSE! 141 00:05:03,684 --> 00:05:06,386 ON A PAUSE FROM THE TRUTH APPARENTLY. 142 00:05:06,387 --> 00:05:08,978 COULD YOU GUYS TAKE THIS MAYBE, OH, I DON'T KNOW, ANYPLACE ELSE?! 143 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:10,351 KNOCK-KNOCK. 144 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,192 JUST SO YOU KNOW... 145 00:05:13,193 --> 00:05:15,024 UNCLE EDDIE GOT INTO THE CHAMPAGNE 146 00:05:15,025 --> 00:05:16,275 AND LET THE DOVES LOOSE. 147 00:05:16,276 --> 00:05:18,067 - MY DOVES! - DON'T WORRY. 148 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,940 I'M LURING THEM BACK INTO THE CAGES WITH CRAB CAKES. 149 00:05:20,941 --> 00:05:23,072 MY CRAB CAKES! 150 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,365 HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOY. 151 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,326 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'D DO WITHOUT HIM. 152 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,948 WOULD YOU PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, 153 00:05:28,949 --> 00:05:31,621 AND PLEASE MARRY THIS GIRL?! 154 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:34,043 GIVE HIM SOME TIME. LET HIM PROCESS THIS. 155 00:05:34,044 --> 00:05:36,626 YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES. 156 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:39,048 OKAY, ZANDER, IT WAS ONE... 157 00:05:39,049 --> 00:05:40,420 MAYBE TWO OR THREE KISSES. 158 00:05:40,421 --> 00:05:41,761 WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? 159 00:05:41,762 --> 00:05:43,553 THE BIG DEAL IS YOU TOLD ME NOTHING HAPPENED. 160 00:05:43,554 --> 00:05:45,174 I CAN'T BE WITH SOMEONE I CAN'T TRUST. 161 00:05:45,175 --> 00:05:46,886 YOU'RE LIVING WITH THOSE GIRL ROOMMATES... 162 00:05:46,887 --> 00:05:50,470 DANCER JORDAN AND "I'M ALLERGIC TO BRAS" CHRIS. 163 00:05:50,471 --> 00:05:52,101 HOW DO I KNOW I CAN TRUST YOU? 164 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,603 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT TRUSTING ME ANYMORE. 165 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:54,605 WE'RE DONE. 166 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,027 WELL, THAT'S JUST PERFECT. 167 00:05:58,028 --> 00:05:59,689 NO TWITTER, NO FACEBOOK... 168 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:01,360 I THOUGHT KIDS TODAY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ALL OVER THE INTERNET. 169 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,903 YEAH, IT'S LIKE SHE DOESN'T WANNA BE FOUND BY A STRANGE MAN. 170 00:06:03,904 --> 00:06:06,035 ( knocks on door ) 171 00:06:06,036 --> 00:06:08,117 HEY, GUYS. UM, IS THIS A BAD TIME? 172 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,158 Women: YES! 173 00:06:09,159 --> 00:06:10,580 OKAY, I'M GONNA MAKE IT QUICK THEN. 174 00:06:10,581 --> 00:06:11,991 UH, MY PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR, 175 00:06:11,992 --> 00:06:13,122 THEY DO NOT INCLUDE COLLEGE. 176 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,084 - OKAY, SEE YA. - WHAT?! WAIT. 177 00:06:15,085 --> 00:06:16,255 WHEN DID YOU DECIDE THIS? 178 00:06:16,256 --> 00:06:18,257 UM, A WHILE BACK. AND, HEY, LISTEN, 179 00:06:18,258 --> 00:06:20,460 SINCE THIS WEDDING'S KIND OF LIKE 50-50 AT THIS POINT, 180 00:06:20,461 --> 00:06:23,262 IS IT OKAY IF I HAVE SOME OF THE CAKE? 181 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:24,714 DON'T YOU DARE. 182 00:06:24,715 --> 00:06:26,345 NOBODY WILL NOTICE. I'LL TAKE IT FROM THE BACK. 183 00:06:26,346 --> 00:06:28,347 OKAY, CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME? 184 00:06:28,348 --> 00:06:30,930 I ONLY HAD ONE LUNCH TODAY! 185 00:06:30,931 --> 00:06:33,312 ALL RIGHT, DECISION TIME. 186 00:06:33,313 --> 00:06:36,356 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 187 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:39,018 LET'S GET MARRIED. 188 00:06:39,019 --> 00:06:41,070 - ARE YOU SURE? - YEAH, YEAH. 189 00:06:41,071 --> 00:06:43,232 I'LL, UH... I'LL PUT MY GAME FACE ON 190 00:06:43,233 --> 00:06:44,403 AND JUST GET THROUGH IT. 191 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,115 NO, JOE. 192 00:06:46,116 --> 00:06:48,077 WE CAN'T START THE REST OF OUR LIVES LIKE THAT. 193 00:06:48,078 --> 00:06:49,909 YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER. 194 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,832 WHY DON'T YOU CALL FELICIA AND GET THE WHOLE STORY? 195 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:54,834 I HAVE HER PHONE NUMBER. BUT YOU DIDN'T GET IT FROM ME. 196 00:06:54,835 --> 00:06:56,666 I LOST MY PHONE AND YOU FOUND IT. 197 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,668 OH, HONEY. YOU DON'T NEED AN ALIBI. 198 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:02,462 HER FATHER'S IN THE RIVER. HE CAN'T HURT US ANYMORE. 199 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:03,463 WHAT ABOUT THE WEDDING? 200 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,134 WE CAN GET MARRIED TOMORROW. 201 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:07,176 SURE. EVERYBODY STAYS PUT, 202 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:11,010 WE PUT THE SHRIMP ON ICE. NO REASON THIS CAN'T HAPPEN. 203 00:07:11,011 --> 00:07:12,552 WON'T THIS PLACE ALREADY BE BOOKED? 204 00:07:12,553 --> 00:07:14,143 NOT ON A MONDAY. 205 00:07:14,144 --> 00:07:16,395 WHAT IDIOT GETS MARRIED ON A MONDAY? 206 00:07:16,396 --> 00:07:18,017 ( laughs, gasps ) 207 00:07:18,018 --> 00:07:19,399 MY TWO FAVORITE ONES. 208 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,865 FELICIA, UH, HI. IT'S JOE AGAIN. 209 00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:28,828 UM, I REALLY NEED YOU TO CALL ME BACK, OKAY? 210 00:07:28,829 --> 00:07:30,780 LOOK, MY NUMBER IS, UM... 211 00:07:30,781 --> 00:07:34,373 WELL, IT'S THE SAME AS IT WAS ON THE OTHER 12 MESSAGES THAT I'VE LEFT YOU. 212 00:07:34,374 --> 00:07:36,375 SO... CALL ME BACK, PLEASE. 213 00:07:36,376 --> 00:07:37,667 THANKS, BYE. 214 00:07:37,668 --> 00:07:39,629 YOU KNOW, SHE MIGHT NOT WANNA TALK TO YOU. 215 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:41,841 WELL, SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO IF I'M SITTING ON HER DOORSTEP. 216 00:07:41,842 --> 00:07:44,463 FORT WAYNE'S ONLY A TWO-HOUR DRIVE FROM HERE. I'LL CALL YOU FROM THE ROAD. 217 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,587 - WAIT. - MEL, THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I HAVE TO DO. 218 00:07:47,588 --> 00:07:49,549 I KNOW, THAT'S WHY I'M GOING WITH YOU. 219 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:51,971 AW, HONEY. 220 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,893 TO PREVENT ME FROM FLYING OFF THE HANDLE? 221 00:07:53,894 --> 00:07:56,056 WELL, NOT JUST THAT. BUT MOSTLY THAT. 222 00:08:03,273 --> 00:08:04,564 - ( deeply exhales ) - THAT'S GOOD, JOE. 223 00:08:04,565 --> 00:08:05,945 DEEP CALMING BREATHS. 224 00:08:05,946 --> 00:08:07,106 AND I WILL REMIND YOU ONCE AGAIN 225 00:08:07,107 --> 00:08:08,908 THAT FELICIA HOLDS ALL THE CARDS HERE. 226 00:08:08,909 --> 00:08:10,489 YEAH? I HOLD SOME OF THE CARDS TOO. 227 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,992 ALL RIGHT? FOUR-OF-A-KIND, AND THEY'RE ALL ME. 228 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,535 SO YOU FEEL NO NEED TO MAKE ANY SENSE RIGHT NOW? 229 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:17,207 NO, I DO NOT. 230 00:08:19,459 --> 00:08:20,499 JOE. 231 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,421 WHAT A SURPRISE. 232 00:08:22,422 --> 00:08:24,423 YEAH? LETTING ME FILL YOUR VOICEMAIL UP 233 00:08:24,424 --> 00:08:26,215 DIDN'T TIP YOU OFF THAT I MAY SHOW UP HERE? 234 00:08:26,216 --> 00:08:28,588 HI, I'M MEL. JOE'S FIANCEE. 235 00:08:28,589 --> 00:08:29,679 I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS WIFE BY NOW, 236 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:32,091 BUT A LITTLE SOMETHING CAME UP. 237 00:08:32,092 --> 00:08:33,683 THE DAUGHTER THAT I NEVER KNEW I HAD. 238 00:08:33,684 --> 00:08:35,474 UH-HUH. 239 00:08:35,475 --> 00:08:37,306 WHY DON'T YOU COME IN AND LET ME GET YOU A GLASS 240 00:08:37,307 --> 00:08:39,899 OF MATCHA GREEN TEA BEFORE YOU GET BACK ON THE ROAD? 241 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:40,980 I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR TEA. 242 00:08:40,981 --> 00:08:41,982 - WE'D LOVE TO! - I JUST... 243 00:08:44,194 --> 00:08:46,355 OH, I'M SO GLAD WE CAUGHT YOU AT HOME. 244 00:08:46,356 --> 00:08:48,818 YOU ALMOST MISSED ME. I LEAVE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. 245 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:50,820 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU TOUR WITH ROCK BANDS. 246 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:52,111 ARE YOU A BACKUP SINGER? 247 00:08:52,112 --> 00:08:54,153 ACUPUNCTURIST. AGING ROCKERS... 248 00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:55,865 THEIR BACKS GO OUT ALL THE TIME. 249 00:08:55,866 --> 00:08:58,247 THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. HOW DID YOU GET IN THAT LINE OF WORK? 250 00:08:58,248 --> 00:08:59,248 - WELL... - REALLY? 251 00:08:59,249 --> 00:09:01,791 SMALL-TALK NOW? 252 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:03,793 - WHERE IS DANI? - DANI? 253 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,254 UH, DANI'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. 254 00:09:05,255 --> 00:09:06,295 WHEN WILL SHE BE BACK? 255 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,297 PFFT. TEENAGE GIRLS... 256 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:11,550 WHO KNOWS? YOU CAN'T MICROCHIP THEM. 257 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,803 HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THAT I HAVE A DAUGHTER? 258 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:16,225 FELICIA, YOU HAVE SUCH A COZY HOUSE HERE. 259 00:09:16,226 --> 00:09:17,807 AND LOOK AT ALL THESE BUDDHAS. 260 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:19,599 YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE SAY HE'S OVERWEIGHT. 261 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,732 BUT I THINK HE IS JUST COMFORTABLE WITH HIS OWN BODY, 262 00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:24,735 AND THAT IS TRULY ENLIGHTENED. 263 00:09:27,688 --> 00:09:29,278 SO WHAT'D YOU TELL DANI ABOUT ME? 264 00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:31,821 JUST THAT HER BIO DAD WAS AN OLD FRIEND 265 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:34,193 WHO HELPED ME OUT BY GETTING ME PREGNANT. 266 00:09:34,194 --> 00:09:35,655 "BIO DAD"? 267 00:09:35,656 --> 00:09:37,867 SO WHAT AM I, LIKE SOME KIND OF A TEST TUBE NOW? 268 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,578 WHY DON'T I GET THAT GREEN TEA? 269 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,200 IT'S VERY CALMING. 270 00:09:41,201 --> 00:09:44,413 MAKE JOE'S A DOUBLE. AND ADD SOME SCOTCH. 271 00:09:44,414 --> 00:09:46,836 FELICIA, WHEN AM I GONNA GET TO MEET DANI? 272 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,798 MAYBE WHEN SHE'S 18 273 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:52,211 AND I CAN'T STOP HER, YOU KNOW, LEGALLY. 274 00:09:52,212 --> 00:09:53,512 THAT'S NOT RIGHT, FELICIA. 275 00:09:53,513 --> 00:09:55,474 JOE, IT'S BEEN GREAT SEEING YOU. 276 00:09:55,475 --> 00:09:57,056 LOOK, I PUT THESE IN TO-GO CUPS. 277 00:09:57,057 --> 00:09:58,177 YOU CAN TAKE 'EM WITH YOU. 278 00:09:58,178 --> 00:10:00,640 AND PLEASE, RECYCLE. 279 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,351 I AM NOT LEAVING HERE UNTIL I MEET MY DAUGHTER... 280 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,523 THIS HAS BEEN GREAT, BUT WE'VE GOTTA GET GOING NOW. 281 00:10:04,524 --> 00:10:06,726 - NO, WE DON'T. - ACTUALLY, WE DO. 282 00:10:06,727 --> 00:10:08,277 - MEL, LISTEN TO ME... - JOE, NOW. 283 00:10:08,278 --> 00:10:09,488 I AM NOT LEAVING... I AM NOT LEAVING, HONEY. 284 00:10:09,489 --> 00:10:11,230 OW! HEY! 285 00:10:11,231 --> 00:10:13,402 HEY, YOU JUST PINCHED MY ELBOW. 286 00:10:13,403 --> 00:10:16,155 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA WANNA SEE THIS. 287 00:10:16,156 --> 00:10:18,367 BAKE SALE? 288 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,449 YOU THINK I NEED A COOKIE RIGHT NOW? 289 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:23,242 IT IS A COMMUNITY FUND-RAISER AT DANI'S MIDDLE SCHOOL 290 00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,084 HAPPENING RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE. 291 00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:26,165 THAT'S WHERE SHE IS. 292 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:28,417 OHH... 293 00:10:28,418 --> 00:10:30,209 SEE? OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IDEAS. 294 00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:31,300 I NEVER SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T. 295 00:10:31,301 --> 00:10:32,461 YOU IMPLIED IT WITH YOUR TONE. 296 00:10:32,462 --> 00:10:33,552 NO, IT'S JUST HOW YOU TOOK IT. 297 00:10:33,553 --> 00:10:34,553 NO. 298 00:10:34,554 --> 00:10:36,556 ( overlapping arguing ) 299 00:10:39,099 --> 00:10:41,100 WATCH THE TOP. 300 00:10:41,101 --> 00:10:42,521 WATCH THE TOP! 301 00:10:42,522 --> 00:10:44,143 WE'RE WATCHING THE TOP, MA! 302 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,065 YOU KNOW, IF IT WOULD HELP, I COULD JUST KINDA 303 00:10:46,066 --> 00:10:48,027 EAT THE TOP DOWN A LITTLE BIT FOR YOU. 304 00:10:48,028 --> 00:10:51,110 NO, WE NEED YOUR APPETITE FOR MORE IMPORTANT THINGS. 305 00:10:51,111 --> 00:10:54,193 BEFORE ALL THIS SPOILS, SOMEBODY HAS TO EAT IT. 306 00:10:54,194 --> 00:10:57,486 START WITH THE DAIRY AND WORK YOUR WAY UP TO THE MEATS. 307 00:10:57,487 --> 00:10:59,909 THAT'S A LOT OF FOOD, MA. 308 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,081 I CAN DO IT. 309 00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:04,414 I WAS BORN FOR THIS JOB. 310 00:11:07,087 --> 00:11:10,089 OKAY, YOU DELIBERATELY SABOTAGED MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ZANDER. 311 00:11:10,090 --> 00:11:13,672 YOU NEED TO TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND ME WAS NOTHING. 312 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,846 SO YOU WANT ME TO LIE TO HIM? 313 00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:20,059 NO! TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 314 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:22,011 AS I REMEMBER IT. 315 00:11:22,012 --> 00:11:24,603 I DON'T KNOW, LENNOX. 316 00:11:24,604 --> 00:11:27,566 IF WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US WAS NOTHING, THEN NOBODY WOULD BE UPSET. 317 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:31,110 AND I DON'T THINK THE NIP SLIP THERE IN THE PHOTO BOOTH 318 00:11:31,111 --> 00:11:32,151 WAS AN ACCIDENT. 319 00:11:32,152 --> 00:11:34,653 THAT'S YOUR NIPPLE. 320 00:11:34,654 --> 00:11:37,487 DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS BEAUTIFUL. 321 00:11:39,489 --> 00:11:42,531 WOULD YOU BE DISPLEASED IF I KISSED YOU RIGHT NOW? 322 00:11:42,532 --> 00:11:44,533 OH, MY GOD. 323 00:11:44,534 --> 00:11:47,828 JUST BEING WITH YOU REMINDS ME OF WHAT A GREAT GUY ZANDER IS. 324 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,213 ALL RIGHT, SO LOOK, MEL, WHEN WE GET IN THERE, 325 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,005 WE WILL SPLIT UP UNTIL WE FIND DANI, ALL RIGHT? 326 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,386 - IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD. - OKAY. 327 00:11:57,387 --> 00:12:00,600 ( girls chattering ) 328 00:12:01,842 --> 00:12:03,552 THIS IS GONNA BE IMPOSSIBLE. 329 00:12:03,553 --> 00:12:06,305 NO NO NO, WE'LL JUST GO TABLE BY TABLE UNTIL WE FIND HER. 330 00:12:06,306 --> 00:12:07,516 NO, I MEANT STAYING ON MY JUICE FAST 331 00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:09,308 WITH ALL THESE GOODIES TAUNTING ME. 332 00:12:09,309 --> 00:12:11,941 OKAY, LOOK, WHEN WE FIND DANI, 333 00:12:11,942 --> 00:12:13,562 WE'VE GOTTA STICK TO FELICIA'S STORY, OKAY? 334 00:12:13,563 --> 00:12:14,564 AT LEAST FOR NOW. 335 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:20,529 HELLO THERE, YOUNG LADY. 336 00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:23,122 WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE LOVELY THINGS YOU'VE BAKED. 337 00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:25,284 YOU'VE BEEN WORKING VERY HARD, HUH? OOH. 338 00:12:25,285 --> 00:12:26,575 SO, UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 339 00:12:26,576 --> 00:12:27,957 WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW? 340 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:30,960 OH, I'M JUST, UH, YOU KNOW, INTERESTED IN... 341 00:12:30,961 --> 00:12:32,872 YOUNG GIRLS AND THEIR NAMES. 342 00:12:32,873 --> 00:12:34,463 WHAT? 343 00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:36,175 IS THIS MAN BOTHERING YOU, ERICA? 344 00:12:36,176 --> 00:12:37,336 ERICA, OF COURSE! YES. 345 00:12:37,337 --> 00:12:38,757 YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE ME. HEH. 346 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,759 HAVE A NICE DAY. 347 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,225 YOU KNOW THE BEST STUFF IN THIS WHOLE BAKE SALE IS ON THIS TABLE. 348 00:12:46,226 --> 00:12:48,227 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY LOOK GREAT, 349 00:12:48,228 --> 00:12:50,149 BUT I'M KINDA ON THIS JUICE FAST. 350 00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:51,981 YOU? BUT YOU'RE SO SKINNY. 351 00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:54,193 AND IT'S JUST ONE LITTLE COOKIE. 352 00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:56,065 - WELL, OKAY, FINE. - CHEAPER IF YOU BUY THE WHOLE BAG. 353 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,396 YEAH, I DON'T NEED THE WHOLE BAG. 354 00:12:57,397 --> 00:13:00,029 OH, I GET IT. YOU'RE SAVING ROOM FOR PIE. 355 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,201 GOOD CALL. IT'S ONLY $7. 356 00:13:02,202 --> 00:13:03,742 - NO, THANKS. - OH, I SEE. 357 00:13:03,743 --> 00:13:05,164 NOT YOUR FIRST BAKE SALE. 358 00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:07,536 TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL GIVE YOU TWO FOR 10. 359 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,667 REALLY, I'M FINE. 360 00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:10,329 I'LL THROW IN A BAG OF SCONES. 361 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,671 WOW. DO YOU EVER QUIT? 362 00:13:12,672 --> 00:13:15,294 ( sighs ) WAS I COMING ON TOO STRONG? 363 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,466 PEOPLE TELL ME I'M A LITTLE PUSHY. 364 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:19,219 I DON'T KNOW WHERE I GET IT. 365 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,844 OH, MY... JOE! JOE! 366 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:28,477 I FOUND THE MOST AMAZING COOKIE... 367 00:13:28,478 --> 00:13:31,021 AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE WITH YOUR BATTER. 368 00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:36,605 DANI? 369 00:13:36,606 --> 00:13:38,487 HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? 370 00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:40,699 ( stammering ) I'M... I'M ACTUALLY... 371 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,072 AN OLD FRIEND OF YOUR MOM'S. 372 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,743 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET YOU. 373 00:13:44,744 --> 00:13:45,945 WHY? 374 00:13:45,946 --> 00:13:47,947 WELL, UM... 375 00:13:47,948 --> 00:13:50,249 BECAUSE BACK WHEN I... WHEN I KNEW YOUR MOM... 376 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,290 HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT? 377 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,452 LIKE 14 YEARS AGO. 378 00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:57,086 SO, MY AGE PLUS... 379 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,457 I DON'T KNOW, NINE MONTHS? 380 00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,548 SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. 381 00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:02,131 THEN THAT WOULD MAKE YOU... 382 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,222 MY DAD? 383 00:14:03,223 --> 00:14:05,304 IT WOULD. 384 00:14:05,305 --> 00:14:06,926 THE SPERM DONOR. 385 00:14:06,927 --> 00:14:09,098 ( exhales ) 386 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,520 THAT'S ME. 387 00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:12,892 THE GAY SPERM DONOR. 388 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,814 - SAY WHAT? - YEP, THAT'S HIM. 389 00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:17,396 MOM TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU. 390 00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:19,068 YOU WERE A BACKUP DANCER FOR MADONNA, 391 00:14:19,069 --> 00:14:20,649 AND IT WAS MOM'S FIRST TOUR. 392 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:24,113 AND SHE ASKED YOU TO DO HER A FAVOR. 393 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,285 OKAY, I'M... I'M GONNA CLEAR SOMETHING UP FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. 394 00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:29,078 - ( chuckles ) - ( clears throat ) 395 00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:32,161 MADONNA WAS A PLEASURE TO WORK WITH. 396 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,953 OH, MY GOSH! THIS IS SO AMAZING. 397 00:14:33,954 --> 00:14:36,085 I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU. 398 00:14:36,086 --> 00:14:38,497 YOU WANT A FREE BAG OF BLONDIES OR SOMETHING? 399 00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:41,090 YEAH, SURE. THAT WOULD BE NICE. 400 00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:43,092 OH, MY GOD! I HAVE THE BEST IDEA. 401 00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:46,215 I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR THEATER TEACHER, MR. ELLINGTON. 402 00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:48,807 HE'S REALLY CUTE AND HE JUST BROKE UP WITH HIS BOYFRIEND, 403 00:14:48,808 --> 00:14:50,971 SO HE'S AVAILABLE. 404 00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:55,104 WE FOUND HER! 405 00:14:55,105 --> 00:14:57,106 SO, HOW DO YOU FEEL? 406 00:14:57,107 --> 00:14:58,897 I'M NOT SURE. 407 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,110 I WAS AT THE ALTAR READY TO MARRY MY BEST GIRL, 408 00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:04,113 AND A FEW HOURS LATER, THE DAUGHTER I NEVER KNEW IS... 409 00:15:04,114 --> 00:15:07,406 ABOUT TO SET ME UP ON A GAY BLIND DATE. 410 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,447 RELAX. 411 00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:09,950 IT'S PROBABLY JUST COFFEE. 412 00:15:19,879 --> 00:15:21,710 THIS... THIS IS NOT RIGHT. 413 00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:24,803 OKAY? I CAME ALL THIS WAY AND DANI DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO I REALLY AM. 414 00:15:24,804 --> 00:15:27,426 LOOK, FOR DANI'S SAKE, YOU HAVE TO STICK WITH FELICIA'S STORY. 415 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,218 ( sighs ) 416 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:32,141 MR. ELLINGTON WILL BE OVER IN JUST A SECOND. 417 00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:34,553 HE CHECKED YOU OUT AND WANTED TO FRESHEN UP HIS HAIR GEL. 418 00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:36,765 THAT'S GREAT. LISTEN... 419 00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:38,607 DANI, IT'S BEEN SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 420 00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:40,399 BUT I... I HAVE TO GO. 421 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,061 - BUT I JUST MET YOU. - I KNOW. 422 00:15:42,062 --> 00:15:43,322 AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. IT'S JUST... 423 00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:45,234 MEL AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW. 424 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,406 - THIS MEL? - MEL... 425 00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,408 VIN. 426 00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:52,241 MY, UM... 427 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,073 MAN-BRIDE. 428 00:15:54,074 --> 00:15:57,876 SO TELL MR. ELLINGTON THAT JOE IS FLATTERED, BUT HE IS SPOKEN FOR. 429 00:15:57,877 --> 00:16:00,459 WAIT. YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE, AREN'T YOU? 430 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,630 YOU'RE THE ONES GETTING MARRIED. 431 00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:03,382 OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THESE YEARS 432 00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:04,463 MY MOM LIED. 433 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,715 MY DAD'S STRAIGHT? 434 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,259 WHAT AM I GONNA TELL MY FRIENDS?! 435 00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:16,015 ZANDER? ARE YOU HOME? 436 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,358 OH, BOY. 437 00:16:21,861 --> 00:16:24,233 HEY, I HOPE I'M NOT WAKING YOU, 438 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,025 BUT... WELL, SINCE I PROBABLY DID... 439 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:29,528 UM, CAN WE TALK JUST A LITTLE? 440 00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:30,739 HEY, YOU. 441 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,112 WHAT ARE YOU, UH... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 442 00:16:33,113 --> 00:16:35,114 LOOK, I'M SORRY I CAME OVER WITHOUT CALLING, 443 00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:37,166 BUT THIS WILL BE QUICK. 444 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,958 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOTALLY UP-FRONT WITH YOU ABOUT MARCO, 445 00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,500 BUT, YOU KNOW, 446 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,123 MY LESS-THAN-HONESTY CAME FROM A VERY GOOD PLACE. 447 00:16:44,124 --> 00:16:45,124 IT REALLY DID. 448 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:46,715 YUH-HUH. 449 00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:48,467 IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, 450 00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:50,389 THE PAST TWO WEEKS THAT WE'VE BEEN BACK TOGETHER 451 00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:52,301 HAVE BEEN AMAZING, 452 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,432 AND I DIDN'T WANT THAT TO GET ALL MESSED UP 453 00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:55,724 BY SOME STUPID KISS IN A PHOTO BOOTH. 454 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,846 BECAUSE THAT'S ALL IT WAS. 455 00:16:57,847 --> 00:17:00,399 THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT? 456 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,811 IT DOES. 457 00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:05,234 MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. 458 00:17:05,235 --> 00:17:07,236 AND I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT ALL THIS LATER. 459 00:17:07,237 --> 00:17:09,488 OH, OKAY, SO YOU FORGIVE ME? 460 00:17:09,489 --> 00:17:10,819 OF COURSE I DO. 461 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,451 IT WOULD BE PETTY OF ME NOT TO FORGIVE YOU 462 00:17:12,452 --> 00:17:14,243 FOR SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED ONCE. 463 00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:15,324 BYE NOW, TALK SOON. 464 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,286 ZANDER, WHOA, ZANDER. 465 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,118 YOU'RE ACTING KINDA WEIRD ABOUT THIS. 466 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:22,421 WELL, I'M WEIRD WITH JOY. 467 00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:24,583 OKAY, WELL, LISTEN, I'M GLAD WE WORKED THIS OUT 468 00:17:24,584 --> 00:17:25,584 AND WE'RE BACK TOGETHER. 469 00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:26,965 YEAH, ME TOO. 470 00:17:26,966 --> 00:17:30,429 ZANDER, I WOKE UP AND YOU WERE GONE, SO... 471 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:33,762 - OH, HI, LEANNE. - IT'S LENNOX. 472 00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:36,595 WOW, SORRY. UH, DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS INTERRUPTING. 473 00:17:36,596 --> 00:17:38,227 OKAY, WAIT. I CAN EXPLAIN, OKAY? 474 00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:41,059 AFTER OUR BIG FIGHT, I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER. 475 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,102 AND I WAS FEELING TERRIBLE, SO CHRIS, 476 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,354 BEING A SUPPORTIVE ROOMMATE, WAS JUST TRYING TO CHEER ME UP. 477 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,775 OKAY. 478 00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:48,527 WELL, NEXT TIME YOU BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE, 479 00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:50,529 YOU MIGHT WANNA WAIT, I DON'T KNOW, UM... 480 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:54,032 MAYBE AN HOUR BEFORE YOU JUMP IN BED WITH THE NEXT WOMAN YOU SEE. 481 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:57,035 OKAY, IN THE FUTURE. SO... 482 00:17:57,036 --> 00:17:58,407 NOW THAT WE KNOW THE WHOLE STORY HERE... 483 00:17:58,408 --> 00:18:01,580 AND THERE ARE NO GOOD GUYS OR BAD GUYS... 484 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,701 WE CAN ALL GET PAST THIS. 485 00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:03,752 I'M ALREADY PAST IT. 486 00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:05,124 WH... 487 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,125 GOOD-BYE, ZANDER. 488 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,417 BUT, LENNOX... 489 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,671 YEAH, GLORIA, WE FOUND HER. 490 00:18:12,672 --> 00:18:15,424 WELL, SHE'S PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE JOE, ONLY SHORTER. 491 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:16,845 Dani: YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT EVERYTHING! 492 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,517 AND LOUDER. 493 00:18:18,518 --> 00:18:19,808 YEAH, THEY ARE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER, 494 00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:21,140 AND I'M STAYING OUT HERE ON THE PORCH 495 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,641 WHERE IT'S SAFE. 496 00:18:22,642 --> 00:18:25,394 DANI, WOULD YOU JUST CALM DOWN? 497 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,606 YOUR AURA, IT'S LIKE BRIGHT RED. 498 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,778 PROBABLY BECAUSE I GREW UP WITHOUT A FATHER 499 00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:31,990 BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO TELL ME THE TRUTH! 500 00:18:31,991 --> 00:18:33,822 HEY, IT'S NOT ALL MY FAULT. 501 00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:36,825 WELL, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I EXISTED. 502 00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:38,827 - YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW... - MOM, THIS IS CRAZY! 503 00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:39,998 LADIES, LADIES, LADIES, 504 00:18:39,999 --> 00:18:41,791 IF I CAN JUST INTERJECT SOMETHING. 505 00:18:46,296 --> 00:18:47,587 WHAT WOULD BUDDHA SAY? 506 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:51,049 PROBABLY... 507 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:53,051 "O.M.G., YOUR MOM TOTALLY SUCKS!" 508 00:18:53,052 --> 00:18:55,554 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. LOOK, MAYBE MAYBE... 509 00:18:55,555 --> 00:18:59,057 MAYBE I DID THIS THE WRONG WAY. 510 00:18:59,058 --> 00:19:01,640 I JUST REALLY WANTED TO MEET YOU. 511 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,852 MAYBE IF WE JUST TAKE A LITTLE TIME... 512 00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:07,896 I COULD COME BACK AND WE CAN TRY IT AGAIN? 513 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,188 YOU'RE LEAVING? 514 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,770 JUST FOR NOW. OKAY? 515 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:13,862 BUT I'M NOT SAYING GOOD-BYE. 516 00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:15,074 HERE. 517 00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:19,198 I WROTE DOWN MY NUMBER FOR YOU ON A PIECE OF PAPER. 518 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,369 OKAY? 519 00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:22,951 YOU CALL ME ANYTIME YOU WANT. 520 00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:24,284 OKAY? 521 00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:30,379 OOH, I THINK HE'S COMING NOW. I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED, GLORIA. 522 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:32,552 OF COURSE YOU'LL BE FIRST. YES, BEFORE THERESA! 523 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,177 WELL... 524 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,560 AT LEAST I GOT TO MEET HER. 525 00:19:42,352 --> 00:19:44,433 THEY'RE PACKING UP, LEAVING TOMORROW. 526 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,144 GOING ON TOUR WITH CHEAP TRICK. 527 00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:48,647 OOH, CHEAP TRICK. DO YOU THINK FELICIA COULD GET US BACKSTAGE? 528 00:19:48,648 --> 00:19:52,732 I DON'T HAVE TO KNOW RIGHT AWAY. 529 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,864 THIS IS WHAT HER MOM WANTS. 530 00:19:55,865 --> 00:19:57,025 YOU KNOW, AND AS THE TEST TUBE GUY, 531 00:19:57,026 --> 00:19:58,156 I DON'T REALLY GET A VOTE HERE. 532 00:19:58,157 --> 00:20:01,320 I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN A TOUGH DAY. 533 00:20:01,321 --> 00:20:04,162 I JUST WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD MAKE IT BETTER FOR YOU. 534 00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:05,535 THERE IS. 535 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:09,379 MARRY ME. 536 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,381 WELL, THAT I CAN DO. 537 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,387 AND LET ME PICK THE RADIO STATION ON THE WAY HOME. 538 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:20,218 YEAH... RIGHT. 539 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,220 COME ON, HONEY, PLEASE. 540 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,223 ( overlapping arguing ) 541 00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:33,902 ( groans ) 542 00:20:33,903 --> 00:20:36,815 I DON'T WANNA GO IN THERE AND HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO EVERYBODY, MEL. 543 00:20:36,816 --> 00:20:38,357 I THINK I'M JUST GONNA SLEEP IN THE GARAGE TONIGHT. 544 00:20:38,358 --> 00:20:40,238 LOOK, YOU'LL SEE DANI AGAIN SOON, 545 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,820 AND THE NEXT TIME IT'LL BE EASIER. 546 00:20:41,821 --> 00:20:43,121 I JUST GOTTA CLEAR MY HEAD. 547 00:20:43,122 --> 00:20:45,494 WELL, I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT. 548 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,416 OUR HOUSE IS FULL OF OUR RELATIVES RIGHT NOW. 549 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:49,328 - WELL, HOW ABOUT IN THE CAR? - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 550 00:20:49,329 --> 00:20:51,630 RIGHT HERE ON THE STREET? WHERE ANYBODY WALKING BY CAN JUST SEE US? 551 00:20:51,631 --> 00:20:52,832 LET'S DO IT. 552 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,680 HEY, GUYS. 553 00:21:01,681 --> 00:21:03,091 DANI? 554 00:21:03,092 --> 00:21:05,013 WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 555 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,476 LIKE I WAS GONNA MISS MY DAD'S WEDDING. 556 00:21:07,477 --> 00:21:09,267 DOES YOUR MOM KNOW THAT YOU'RE HERE? 557 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,269 ARE YOU KIDDING? SHE'D GROUND ME TILL I'M DEAD 558 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,481 IF SHE KNEW. ( gasps ) 559 00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:16,064 OH, BY THE WAY, YOU GUYS GOT $375 FOR THE CAB? 560 00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:17,856 WELL, LET'S SAY $400. 561 00:21:17,857 --> 00:21:20,359 CAB DRIVER SHOULD GET A TIP, RIGHT? 562 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,530 OH, LOOK AT HER, 563 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:24,824 BEING ALL RESPONSIBLE AND STUFF.