1 00:00:09,890 --> 00:00:12,182 YOU KNOW, I CANNOT BELIEVE MARCO AND LENNOX HAVE BEEN SNEAKING AROUND. 2 00:00:12,183 --> 00:00:13,763 MY OWN NEPHEW, HE LIED TO ME. 3 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,895 MY NIECE LIED TO ME, TOO. HOW COME I'M NOT FREAKING OUT? 4 00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:17,897 I DON'T KNOW. PAINKILLERS? 5 00:00:17,898 --> 00:00:20,940 PLEASE. I BUILT UP A TOLERANCE TO THOSE YEARS AGO. 6 00:00:20,941 --> 00:00:22,143 HOURS AGO. 7 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,984 IT'S DIFFERENT, OKAY? 8 00:00:24,985 --> 00:00:26,196 MARCO MADE LENNOX LIE TO YOU. 9 00:00:26,197 --> 00:00:28,858 MADE HER? WHAT, DOES HE GOT SOME KIND OF HOLD ON HER? 10 00:00:28,859 --> 00:00:30,910 YES! HONEY, I KEEP TELLING YOU, ALRIGHT? 11 00:00:30,911 --> 00:00:33,864 YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING THE POWER OF A MALE WITH LONGO BLOOD. 12 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,867 WE CAN GET WOMEN TO DO ANYTHING. 13 00:00:37,828 --> 00:00:39,120 ANYTHING! 14 00:00:40,211 --> 00:00:41,872 THE POWERS ARE LIMITLESS. 15 00:00:43,374 --> 00:00:45,505 CAN YOU OPEN THE DOOR HERE, PLEASE? YUP. 16 00:00:45,506 --> 00:00:47,927 I... I JUST THINK WE SHOULD ENJOY THE BEAUTIFUL NIGHT SKY 17 00:00:47,928 --> 00:00:50,170 UNTIL YOUR URGE TO MURDER PASSES. 18 00:00:50,171 --> 00:00:52,802 BABE, I'M TELLING YOU, I'M GONNA GO IN THERE, 19 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:56,015 I'M GONNA BE UNDER CONTROL. I'M NOT EVEN GONNA RAISE MY VOICE. 20 00:00:56,016 --> 00:00:57,767 TRUST ME. 21 00:00:57,768 --> 00:00:59,179 OKAY. 22 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:00,520 I DIDN'T BRING MY KEYS. 23 00:01:00,521 --> 00:01:01,852 GRAB MINE, THEY'RE IN MY POCKET. 24 00:01:03,854 --> 00:01:05,985 YEAH, I DON'T THINK YOUR KEYS ARE IN HERE. 25 00:01:05,986 --> 00:01:07,187 I'M SORRY, I MEANT THE OTHER POCKET. 26 00:01:07,188 --> 00:01:09,780 SO YOU WERE JUST GONNA LET ME FEEL AROUND IN THERE ALL DAY? 27 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,574 I WAS. 28 00:01:15,866 --> 00:01:17,617 - GET IN THERE. - EH... 29 00:01:17,618 --> 00:01:18,998 - COOL AND CALM? - YO... 30 00:01:18,999 --> 00:01:20,621 (scoffs) COOL AND CALMED. 31 00:01:21,962 --> 00:01:24,004 (sinister music plays on TV) 32 00:01:43,894 --> 00:01:45,896 - HELLO, LOVEBIRDS. - (both scream) 33 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:49,399 UM... AUNT MEL, JOE, UH... 34 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,990 WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HOME? 35 00:01:50,991 --> 00:01:52,492 YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH. 36 00:01:52,493 --> 00:01:54,195 GREAT! NOW I'M GONNA FINISH THE OTHER HALF. 37 00:01:55,536 --> 00:01:56,827 (clears throat) 38 00:01:57,788 --> 00:01:58,868 CALMLY. 39 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,870 (music theme playing) 40 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,412 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD ♪ - ♪ All good ♪ 41 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:04,164 - ♪ IT'S OKAY ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 42 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,045 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 43 00:02:06,046 --> 00:02:07,797 ♪ AS FAR AS I CAN SEE ♪ 44 00:02:07,798 --> 00:02:09,959 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD ♪ - ♪ All good ♪ 45 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,511 - ♪ IT'S OKAY ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 46 00:02:11,512 --> 00:02:13,883 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 47 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,256 ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK ♪ 48 00:02:16,257 --> 00:02:18,759 ♪ WITH ME ♪ 49 00:02:20,761 --> 00:02:23,263 I CANNOT BELIEVE MY OWN NEPHEW LIED TO MY FACE. 50 00:02:23,264 --> 00:02:24,854 WHAT, DID YOU THINK I WASN'T GONNA FIND OUT? 51 00:02:24,855 --> 00:02:26,896 I GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU, MARCO. JUST ONE. 52 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,818 DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? OR ARE YOU STUPID? 53 00:02:28,819 --> 00:02:30,400 I'M NOT STUPID. 54 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:31,982 THAT'S TWO QUESTIONS. 55 00:02:34,074 --> 00:02:35,735 THAT'S TWO... TWO QUES... (laughs nervously) 56 00:02:35,736 --> 00:02:38,238 OKAY. COME ON, MARCO. WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS. 57 00:02:38,239 --> 00:02:39,619 ACTUALLY, YOU DO. 58 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:41,701 ACTUALLY, THEY DON'T. THEY'RE ADULTS. 59 00:02:41,702 --> 00:02:43,283 HEY! 60 00:02:43,284 --> 00:02:44,334 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ADULTS, 61 00:02:44,335 --> 00:02:45,875 DOESN'T MEAN IT'S RIGHT TO LIE TO MY FACE. 62 00:02:45,876 --> 00:02:47,417 YOU WANNA PUNCH ME? 63 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:48,419 GO AHEAD. 64 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:53,963 OKAY. NO. HITTING HIM ISN'T GONNA CHANGE THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT HIM. 65 00:02:53,964 --> 00:02:55,295 I KNOW THAT! 66 00:02:55,296 --> 00:02:56,387 BUT I WOULD FEEL BETTER. 67 00:02:57,388 --> 00:02:59,799 JOE, HITTING DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING, RIGHT? 68 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:00,890 ALL RIGHT, FINE! 69 00:03:00,891 --> 00:03:02,141 FINE, NO ONE'S GONNA HIT ANYONE. 70 00:03:02,142 --> 00:03:04,264 MARCO KNOWS WHAT HE WAS DOING WAS WRONG. OTHERWISE, 71 00:03:04,265 --> 00:03:06,015 WHY WOULD HE BE KEEPING IT A SECRET? 72 00:03:06,016 --> 00:03:08,229 I'M THE ONE WHO WANTED TO KEEP IT A SECRET. 73 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,811 I WASN'T SURE ABOUT US, BUT... 74 00:03:12,072 --> 00:03:13,573 NOW I AM. 75 00:03:13,574 --> 00:03:15,815 - AWW! - DON'T "AWW"! 76 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:18,197 THIS IS... THIS IS NOT AN "AWW"! 77 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,410 IT'S NOT THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD. 78 00:03:20,411 --> 00:03:21,781 I DON'T KNOW. 79 00:03:21,782 --> 00:03:22,913 IT'S PRETTY CLOSE. 80 00:03:23,784 --> 00:03:24,874 UNCLE JOE... 81 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:26,456 I KNOW YOU THINK I'M JUST A MOOK FROM JERSEY 82 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:27,787 AND SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE, 83 00:03:27,788 --> 00:03:30,090 BUT THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO HOLD BACK TRUE LIKE. 84 00:03:31,882 --> 00:03:33,463 SEE HOW I DIDN'T SAY "LOVE"? 85 00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:35,716 I KNOW YOU WANNA TAKE THIS THING SLOW AND I RESPECT THAT. 86 00:03:37,338 --> 00:03:38,798 I DON'T GET IT. 87 00:03:38,799 --> 00:03:40,841 WHAT COULD YOU TWO POSSIBLY HAVE IN COMMON? 88 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:44,264 (both laugh) 89 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:46,015 OH JEEZ! 90 00:03:46,016 --> 00:03:48,348 UM, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GIVE ME AND JOE A MINUTE? 91 00:03:48,349 --> 00:03:50,900 OK. I'M JUST RELIEVED THIS IS OUT IN THE OPEN. 92 00:03:50,901 --> 00:03:53,022 COME ON, MARCO. WE'LL BE UP IN MY ROOM. 93 00:03:53,023 --> 00:03:54,814 KEEP YOUR DOOR OPEN. 94 00:03:54,815 --> 00:03:56,195 I MEAN, CLOSE IT. 95 00:03:56,196 --> 00:03:57,737 I MEAN... 96 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:58,949 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT! 97 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,533 JOE, I THINK YOU HANDLED THAT... 98 00:04:03,704 --> 00:04:04,825 AS WELL AS YOU COULD. 99 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:07,997 YEAH, IT'S A BIG VICTORY. 100 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,079 LENNOX IS UPSTAIRS IN HER BEDROOM RIGHT NOW WITH A PLAYER. 101 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,923 LENNOX IS A GROWN WOMAN. SHE'S GONNA DO WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO. 102 00:04:13,924 --> 00:04:15,635 WOW. 103 00:04:15,636 --> 00:04:16,967 I'M POWERLESS. 104 00:04:18,589 --> 00:04:19,840 I AM COMPLETELY POWERLESS. 105 00:04:20,931 --> 00:04:23,304 THESE... GUNS, THEY... 106 00:04:24,885 --> 00:04:26,056 THEY HAVE NO FIRING PIN. 107 00:04:27,888 --> 00:04:29,769 OH! YOU'RE BACK! 108 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,352 LISTEN, THIS BOY ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE TOMORROW NIGHT. 109 00:04:32,353 --> 00:04:33,603 I WON'T BE TOO LATE. 110 00:04:33,604 --> 00:04:36,486 YOU SEE THAT? FIRST WEEK IN A NEW SCHOOL AND DANI'S ALREADY MAKING FRIENDS. 111 00:04:36,487 --> 00:04:39,069 - ISN'T THAT GREAT? -IT'S AWESOME. YOU'RE NOT GOING. 112 00:04:40,361 --> 00:04:41,901 BUT I ALREADY SAID YES. 113 00:04:41,902 --> 00:04:43,823 OH! OH, YOU ALREADY SAID YES? 114 00:04:43,824 --> 00:04:45,705 OH, WELL. YOU KNOW, IT THAT CASE... 115 00:04:45,706 --> 00:04:47,617 YOU'RE NOT GOING. 116 00:04:47,618 --> 00:04:49,789 - WHY? - WHY? YOU WANT A REASON? 117 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,961 ALL RIGHT. LOOK, I ACTUALLY HAVE A VERY GOOD ONE. 118 00:04:51,962 --> 00:04:54,374 NOW, LOOK, IT'S... IT'S A LITTLE COMPLICATED, BUT, UH... 119 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:56,045 HERE IT IS... 120 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,048 'CAUSE I SAID SO. 121 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,972 OH, YOU'RE SUCH A DICTATOR! 122 00:05:03,424 --> 00:05:06,185 WOW! FIRST LENNOX IS MAD AT YOU, NOW DANI. 123 00:05:06,186 --> 00:05:07,848 I'M SORRY, JOE. 124 00:05:09,019 --> 00:05:10,890 YOU KIDDING? 125 00:05:10,891 --> 00:05:12,272 THAT FELT GREAT! 126 00:05:14,395 --> 00:05:16,026 FIRING PIN IS COMING BACK. 127 00:05:19,530 --> 00:05:20,900 HEY, LOOK AT THIS! 128 00:05:20,901 --> 00:05:22,492 THE MONSTER TRUCK RALLY IS IN TOWN. 129 00:05:22,493 --> 00:05:25,324 UGH... CAN YOU IMAGINE PEOPLE ACTUALLY GO TO THAT CRAP? 130 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,618 DID I MENTION I WELDED THE CAGE TO THE CRUSHMOBILE 131 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:31,290 AT THE NORTHEAST MONSTER TRUCK-O-RAMA? 132 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:33,544 AND WE WON "MOST BODACIOUS." 133 00:05:34,955 --> 00:05:36,165 THAT'S... 134 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:37,378 IMPRESSIVE. 135 00:05:38,419 --> 00:05:41,422 DON'T WORRY, I'M SURE THERE'S TONS OF THINGS WE CAN FIND TO DO TOGETHER. 136 00:05:43,013 --> 00:05:44,465 Both: HMM... 137 00:05:45,726 --> 00:05:48,638 HEY, AMELIA JUST ASKED IF I COULD GO TO THE MOVIES WITH HER TONIGHT. 138 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:50,770 - CAN YOU TAKE ME? - OH, HAPPY TO. 139 00:05:50,771 --> 00:05:52,231 YEAH, NOW THAT I GOT MY CAST OFF, 140 00:05:52,232 --> 00:05:53,933 THAT'S THE KIND OF WONDERFUL THING I CAN DO. 141 00:05:53,934 --> 00:05:55,736 I CAN ALSO DO THIS. 142 00:06:00,691 --> 00:06:04,033 WOW! NOW YOU'RE NOT JUST COOL AUNT MEL, YOU'RE COOL STEPMOM MEL. 143 00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:05,445 I AM! 144 00:06:05,446 --> 00:06:07,197 I NEED TO UPDATE MY TWITTER BIO. 145 00:06:08,909 --> 00:06:10,410 YOU ARE MUCH COOLER THAN JOE. 146 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:12,041 I KNOW, BUT DON'T TELL HIM. 147 00:06:12,042 --> 00:06:13,834 (mimics Jack Nicholson) HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. 148 00:06:15,045 --> 00:06:16,876 THAT'S A REFERENCE. 149 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,459 NEVER MIND. 150 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:23,172 HEY, I BET THERE'S TONS OF MOVIES THAT WE COULD SEE. 151 00:06:23,173 --> 00:06:24,674 OH YEAH, OF COURSE THERE ARE. 152 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:27,767 OOH, I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS FRENCH FILM, LA TRISTESSE DE MA MèRE. 153 00:06:27,768 --> 00:06:30,059 IT MEANS "THE SADNESS OF MY MOTHER." 154 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:32,272 IF HIS MOTHER'S A ROBOT, I'M IN. 155 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,064 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR IS ALSO COOL? 156 00:06:35,065 --> 00:06:36,476 ZEKE, THE TALKING DONKEY. 157 00:06:36,477 --> 00:06:37,817 CHECK OUT THE AD. 158 00:06:37,818 --> 00:06:39,358 "ZEKE... 159 00:06:39,359 --> 00:06:41,442 "THE DIRTIEST ASS IN CLEVELAND." 160 00:06:42,943 --> 00:06:44,233 GET IT? 161 00:06:44,234 --> 00:06:45,946 I WISH I DIDN'T. 162 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,327 OH, OKAY. 163 00:06:48,328 --> 00:06:49,870 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GIVE UP, HUH? 164 00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:52,792 WHAT? NO, NO, HOLD ON. HOW ABOUT... 165 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:55,414 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? HANG THE IRON LANTERN? 166 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,167 IT'S A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT A LOCAL SCULPTOR, THORNDYKE WELLES. 167 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,039 HE MAKES ART, WHICH I LIKE, 168 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,962 AND HIS SCULPTURES ARE MADE OF METAL, WHICH YOU, AS A WELDER, WOULD ENJOY. 169 00:07:02,963 --> 00:07:04,844 THAT SOUNDS GOOD, DOESN'T IT? 170 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:05,966 YEAH. 171 00:07:07,007 --> 00:07:08,849 - ARE YOU LYING? - YEAH. 172 00:07:10,811 --> 00:07:13,012 BUT SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, 173 00:07:13,013 --> 00:07:14,054 I'M INTERESTED. 174 00:07:17,858 --> 00:07:20,860 BUT IF THAT ART MOVIE IS SOLD OUT, THE DONKEY MOVIE, 3-D, 175 00:07:20,861 --> 00:07:23,524 SO WHEN ZEKE BURPS, YOUR HAIR BLOWS BACK. 176 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:31,331 (clapping) 177 00:07:35,075 --> 00:07:37,456 THORNDYKE WELLES IS SUCH A GENIUS. 178 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,580 I MEAN, TO SPEND THREE YEARS WORKING ON THAT ONE SCULPTURE. 179 00:07:40,581 --> 00:07:42,632 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING ALL THAT TIME. 180 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:44,884 ME AND MY BOYS COULD HAVE THAT THING KNOCKED OUT IN A WEEKEND. 181 00:07:44,885 --> 00:07:47,547 NO! HE WAS CREATING SOMETHING OF... 182 00:07:47,548 --> 00:07:49,388 INCREDIBLE SYMBOLIC COMPLEXITY. 183 00:07:49,389 --> 00:07:52,852 WHATEVER! THE WELDS SUCKED. 184 00:07:52,853 --> 00:07:56,396 DRIPPY. UNEVEN. HE IS NOT GETTING IN THE UNION WITH SLOPPY WORK LIKE THAT. 185 00:07:57,938 --> 00:08:00,600 - HEY, LENNOX. - ZANDER. 186 00:08:00,601 --> 00:08:02,942 YOU KNOW MARCO. 187 00:08:02,943 --> 00:08:04,905 YEAH, WE'VE MET. 188 00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:08,407 SO, UH... 189 00:08:08,408 --> 00:08:09,869 - THAT'S NEW. - OH YEAH. 190 00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:11,781 WELL, AFTER YOU BROKE UP WITH ME, MY ROOMMATES 191 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:13,873 THOUGHT IT WISE TO HIDE ALL THE RAZOR BLADES, SO... 192 00:08:13,874 --> 00:08:15,165 VOILA! 193 00:08:16,877 --> 00:08:19,999 SO, THE MOVIE. WAS THAT INCREDIBLE OR WHAT? 194 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,211 YEAH. THORNDYKE WELLES IS A GENIUS. 195 00:08:22,212 --> 00:08:24,584 OH, HE'S GONNA BE SIGNING COPIES OF HIS BOOK IN THE LOBBY. 196 00:08:24,585 --> 00:08:27,927 I KNOW! I'M ACTUALLY WORKING UP THE COURAGE TO RE-INTRODUCE MYSELF TO HIM. 197 00:08:27,928 --> 00:08:31,010 I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM LAST WEEK TO BE AN INTERN AT HIS ART STUDIO. 198 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,554 EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA GO MAKE SOME ART IN THE MEN'S ROOM. 199 00:08:34,635 --> 00:08:36,847 IF I RUN INTO THORNDYKE, I'LL TELL HIM WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS WELDS. 200 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,852 IT'S A GOOD PLAN. I'M SURE HE'LL LOVE THAT. 201 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:45,314 SO... (chuckles) 202 00:08:45,315 --> 00:08:46,856 YOU TWO ARE, UH... 203 00:08:46,857 --> 00:08:48,527 OFFICIALLY GOING OUT, HUH? 204 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,949 - WE ARE. - GOOD. 205 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:52,031 GOOD. QUESTION... 206 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,953 QUESTION, UH... 207 00:08:53,954 --> 00:08:55,204 WHEN YOU TAKE HIM TO A MOVIE LIKE THIS, 208 00:08:55,205 --> 00:08:57,037 DO YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM IN LITTLE TINY WORDS? 209 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,159 IT'S NOT NICE TO TALK BEHIND SOMEONE'S BACK. 210 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,922 NO, I KNOW, BUT IF I SAID IT TO HIS FACE, 211 00:09:02,923 --> 00:09:04,665 HE'D PUNCH ME. 212 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:11,801 HEY. 213 00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:13,843 DANI! GREAT! 214 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:15,845 I THOUGHT YOUR DAD WOULDN'T LET YOU COME OUT ON A DATE. 215 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,556 MY DAD HAS NO IDEA. 216 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,679 LUCKILY, MY STEPMOM'S EASY TO SCAM. 217 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:23,022 JOAQUIN AND DASH ARE GETTING US SOME POPCORN. THEY'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 218 00:09:23,023 --> 00:09:26,145 - HIYA! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 219 00:09:26,146 --> 00:09:27,817 YOU WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO DROP ME OFF. 220 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,238 OH. WELL, I SAW THE POSTER. 221 00:09:29,239 --> 00:09:31,861 I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A ZEKE MOVIE. I LOVE THAT TALKING DONKEY. 222 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:34,113 YOU KNOW, HE REALLY SPEAKS HIS MIND. 223 00:09:34,114 --> 00:09:37,787 ANYWAY, IF IT'S AWKWARD FOR YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TO SEE ME, I CAN SIT A FEW ROWS BACK. 224 00:09:37,788 --> 00:09:39,408 (stammers) 225 00:09:39,409 --> 00:09:40,960 (squeaks) 226 00:09:40,961 --> 00:09:42,331 THAT WAS WEIRD. 227 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:45,505 A TOTALLY RANDOM BOY JUST HANDED ME POPCORN FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. 228 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:48,878 - IS THIS A DATE? - NO! 229 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,129 IT'S A DOUBLE DATE. 230 00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:51,211 THANKS! 231 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,173 DON'T TELL JOE. 232 00:09:54,174 --> 00:09:56,806 (deep voice) HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. 233 00:09:56,807 --> 00:09:58,428 DID I SAY IT RIGHT? 234 00:10:02,222 --> 00:10:04,483 DANI, YOUR DAD TOLD YOU NO DATING! 235 00:10:04,484 --> 00:10:06,896 YEAH, BUT CLEARLY THAT SHIP HAS SAILED. 236 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,567 I CAN'T LEAVE YOU HERE WITH THESE BOYS. 237 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:10,690 THAT WOULD BE LIKE LYING TO JOE. 238 00:10:10,691 --> 00:10:13,362 I'VE DONE IT. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. 239 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,695 JOE AND I ARE A TEAM. I CAN'T GO BEHIND HIS BACK. 240 00:10:15,696 --> 00:10:17,196 BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? 241 00:10:17,197 --> 00:10:19,659 IT'LL BE TOTALLY EMBARRASSING IF I JUST LEAVE. 242 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:22,371 COME ON, YOU WERE 13 ONCE. 243 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,043 NOT THAT LONG AGO. 244 00:10:24,044 --> 00:10:26,126 UH-HUH, YEAH. LIKE I'M GONNA FALL FOR THAT. 245 00:10:27,207 --> 00:10:29,009 HOW LONG AGO DO YOU THINK? 246 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,961 IF MY STEPMOM DRAGS ME OUT OF HERE, 247 00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:35,845 THE HUMILIATING PHOTOS WILL BE ALL OVER THE INTERNET BEFORE I LEAVE THE LOBBY. 248 00:10:35,846 --> 00:10:38,387 MY LIFE AT MY NEW SCHOOL WILL BE TOTALLY RUINED. 249 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,970 OKAY, BUT JOE NEVER FINDS OUT. 250 00:10:40,971 --> 00:10:42,892 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 251 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:45,104 ALL RIGHT, I'LL WAIT FOR YOU IN THE LOBBY. 252 00:10:45,105 --> 00:10:47,857 BUT WHEN THIS MOVIE GETS OUT, YOU ARE GETTING A HICKEY CHECK. 253 00:10:47,858 --> 00:10:49,939 WHAT'S A HICKEY? 254 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,361 HA-HA. NICE TRY. 255 00:10:58,368 --> 00:11:00,659 - MORNING. - HEY! 256 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,702 DANI MUST BE PRETTY MAD AT ME. 257 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,333 KIDS, HUH? 258 00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:06,786 YEAH, WELL, SHE DIDN'T EVEN SAY GOOD NIGHT TO ME 259 00:11:06,787 --> 00:11:08,838 WHEN YOU GUYS GOT HOME FROM THE MOVIES LAST NIGHT. 260 00:11:08,839 --> 00:11:11,671 I'LL TELL YOU, YOU KNOW, HER DAD SAYS SHE CAN'T DATE, ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M A MONSTER. 261 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,503 THAT'S THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR BEING A TOUGH PARENT. 262 00:11:14,504 --> 00:11:15,966 YEP, YEP, YEP. 263 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,798 I GOTTA TELL YOU, HONEY, IT REALLY MEANS THE WORLD TO ME 264 00:11:18,799 --> 00:11:20,599 THAT YOU HAVE MY BACK ON THIS ONE, 265 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,972 BECAUSE NOW I KNOW YOU AND I ARE TRULY TEAMMATES. 266 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,644 YEP, YEP, YEP. 267 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:28,357 AND I JUST WANNA APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE BECAUSE IN ABOUT A MINUTE 268 00:11:28,358 --> 00:11:31,110 DANI'S GOING TO COME DOWNSTAIRS, AND SHE'S GONNA BE THROWING 269 00:11:31,111 --> 00:11:33,652 A WHOLE BUNCH OF TEENAGE ATTITUDE OUR WAY. 270 00:11:33,653 --> 00:11:36,525 GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! 271 00:11:36,526 --> 00:11:38,988 DID YOU SEE THE SKY OUTSIDE? 272 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,659 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL, 273 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:42,031 IT'S LIKE A SCREEN SAVER! 274 00:11:42,032 --> 00:11:44,704 HASHTAG NO FILTER! 275 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,957 HEY, KIDDO. 276 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,790 HOW DID YOU AND THE GIRLS ENJOY THE TALKING DONKEY MOVIE? 277 00:11:50,791 --> 00:11:52,832 SO STUPID. 278 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,174 I LOVED IT. 279 00:11:58,178 --> 00:11:59,719 WOW. 280 00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:02,932 YOU SEE WHAT I DID? 281 00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:04,054 WHAT? 282 00:12:05,896 --> 00:12:07,938 I PARENTED THE CRAP OUT OF HER! 283 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,440 YOU KNOW, MEL, CONFIRMS WHAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT: 284 00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:14,694 EVEN WITH KIDS TODAY, A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED DOSE OF VITAMIN N STILL WORKS. 285 00:12:15,695 --> 00:12:17,486 - VITAMIN N? - YEAH, THE WORD "NO". 286 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,528 ADMINISTER AS NEEDED. 287 00:12:19,529 --> 00:12:21,821 UP HIGH, TEAMMATE. 288 00:12:21,822 --> 00:12:23,363 YEP, YEP, YEP. 289 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,367 - HEY. - HEY! 290 00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:32,171 SO, HERE ARE THIS WEEK'S DRAWINGS FOR "CASSANDRA." 291 00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:33,833 GREAT, THANKS. 292 00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:35,965 YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD THAT EVEN THOUGH WE BROKE UP, 293 00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:38,087 WE CAN WORK TOGETHER ON OUR WEB SERIES. 294 00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:40,800 YEAH! OH, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE I MIGHT BE WORKING WITH PRETTY SOON? 295 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,641 I'LL TELL YOU HIS INITIALS: 296 00:12:42,642 --> 00:12:44,434 IT'S RENOWNED AMERICAN SCULPTOR, THORNDYKE WELLES! 297 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,806 WAIT, YOU GOT THE INTERNSHIP? 298 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,057 WELL, NOT QUITE. 299 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,688 IT'S DOWN TO ME AND ONE OTHER GUY. 300 00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,892 THERE'S NO WAY THAT OTHER DWERP IS ONE-TENTH AS TALENTED AS YOU. 301 00:12:52,893 --> 00:12:55,154 YOU'RE TOTALLY GETTING THIS INTERNSHIP. 302 00:12:55,155 --> 00:12:58,859 WELL, YOU CAN'T BE TOO SURE, ESPECIALLY SINCE THE OTHER DWERP IS ME. 303 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,071 - WHAT? -EXCUSE ME, WHAT? I'M SORRY. 304 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:06,245 YEAH! AFTER THE SCREENING, I WOUND UP STANDING BESIDE THORNDYKE AT THE URINALS. 305 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:08,538 I TOLD HIM WHAT I THOUGHT OF HIS LAME PIPE. 306 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:14,044 THEN I CLARIFIED AND EXPLAINED I WAS REFERRING TO HIS SHODDY WELDS. 307 00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:19,218 OKAY, SO... THE OTHER GUY IS YOU. 308 00:13:19,219 --> 00:13:20,970 BUT YOU'RE, UH... 309 00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:23,884 - YOU'RE... -SOMEONE MR. WELLES SAID HE COULD LEARN A LOT FROM. 310 00:13:24,975 --> 00:13:27,807 I GOTTA GO CALL MY MOM. SHE'S GOING TO BE SO PROUD. 311 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,981 OH MY GOD! 312 00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:34,813 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S DOING THIS TO ME. 313 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,106 ZANDER, HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING TO YOU. 314 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,900 ARE YOU BLIND, LENNOX? YOUR BOYFRIEND IS TOTALLY SCREWING BOTH OF US! 315 00:13:42,903 --> 00:13:44,574 IN VERY DIFFERENT WAYS. 316 00:13:48,999 --> 00:13:51,040 IF YOU GUYS DON'T NEED ANY MORE HELP, 317 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,661 I HAVE SOME EXTRA CREDIT HOMEWORK I WANT TO GET TO. 318 00:13:52,662 --> 00:13:54,374 WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THE REST. YOU ARE EXCUSED. 319 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,879 AMAZING. HUH? 320 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,720 FROM A SINGLE SEED OF DISCIPLINE 321 00:14:01,721 --> 00:14:04,724 COMES AN ENTIRE FOREST OF GOOD BEHAVIOR. 322 00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:07,676 AND WE THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HAVE TROUBLE WITH THAT ONE. 323 00:14:07,677 --> 00:14:09,348 - OH BOY, WERE WE WRONG. - YEAH! 324 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,560 I'LL TELL YA, HONEY, I THINK THIS... 325 00:14:11,561 --> 00:14:13,852 PARENTING VICTORY CALLS FOR A LITTLE CELEBRATION. 326 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,434 YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS AT THE HARDWARE STORE, 327 00:14:15,435 --> 00:14:18,477 I BOUGHT A PARTY BULB OFF THE IMPULSE RACK. IT'S IN MY NIGHTSTAND. 328 00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:21,070 - WHY DON'T YOU, UH... - RUN UPSTAIRS AND FLIP IT ON? 329 00:14:21,071 --> 00:14:23,153 YEAH YOU WILL! (laughs) 330 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:29,078 (cellphone buzzes) 331 00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:31,871 OH, HEY, DAN! YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE ON THE TABLE, SWEETIE! 332 00:14:34,955 --> 00:14:37,336 "CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR NEXT DOUBLE DATE. 333 00:14:37,337 --> 00:14:40,550 "THANK YOUR COOL STEPMOM FOR MAKING IT POSSIBLE. 334 00:14:41,801 --> 00:14:43,463 "JOAQUIN." 335 00:14:47,347 --> 00:14:49,099 DEAD MAN JOAQUIN. 336 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,978 I GOT YOU SOME.. ♪ FROZEN YOGURT ♪ 337 00:14:58,979 --> 00:15:01,150 WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK FOR THORNDYKE WELLES? 338 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,522 SOME GIRLS WOULD JUST SAY, "I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE 339 00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:05,405 "A BOYFRIEND WHO BRINGS ME FROZEN TREATS." 340 00:15:06,696 --> 00:15:08,237 WELL, I JUST... 341 00:15:08,238 --> 00:15:09,868 I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. 342 00:15:09,869 --> 00:15:12,081 WHY, ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMEONE WHO HAS NO INTEREST IN ART 343 00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:13,912 WANTS SO BADLY TO WORK FOR THIS ARTIST. 344 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,664 IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE. 345 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,497 THE GALLERY JUST TEXTED ME. ZANDER GOT THE JOB. 346 00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,209 YOU WERE RIGHT. 347 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,172 I COULDN'T COMPETE WITH AN ACTUAL ARTIST. 348 00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:24,804 WOW. 349 00:15:25,845 --> 00:15:27,636 YOU REALLY WANTED THAT JOB. 350 00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:29,888 BUT HOW COME? I MEAN, YOU'D BE A GLORIFIED GOPHER, 351 00:15:29,889 --> 00:15:33,262 - AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN ART. - YEAH, BUT YOU ARE. 352 00:15:33,263 --> 00:15:35,185 AND MAYBE THEN WE'D HAVE A LITTLE MORE IN COMMON. 353 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,519 BESIDES THAT. 354 00:15:41,401 --> 00:15:43,942 I WASN'T SURE IF YOUR MOTIVES WERE PURE. 355 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,696 TURNS OUT YOUR MOTIVES WERE AWESOME. 356 00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:50,869 IT REALLY DOESN'T BOTHER YOU THAT OUR INTERESTS ARE DIFFERENT? 357 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:52,911 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 358 00:15:52,912 --> 00:15:55,284 AND I BET WITH TIME I COULD LEARN TO LOVE MONSTER TRUCKS. 359 00:15:55,285 --> 00:15:57,456 - REALLY? - YES. 360 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,170 - ARE YOU LYING? - YES. 361 00:16:07,297 --> 00:16:09,348 OH, I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU AT ALL, 362 00:16:09,349 --> 00:16:10,890 BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE... 363 00:16:12,392 --> 00:16:13,802 MEL, BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER... 364 00:16:13,803 --> 00:16:15,645 (gasps) RIGHT, I ALMOST FORGOT. 365 00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:20,899 (squeaks) 366 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:22,901 JANELLE, IN ZONING, GOT REALLY TOO INTO FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. 367 00:16:22,902 --> 00:16:26,235 AND NOW SHE WANTS EVERYONE TO BE AS TWISTED AS SHE IS. 368 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,607 AND IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO USE 369 00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:30,909 HER SECRET SANTA GIFT. 370 00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:33,912 LISTEN, HONEY, I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE TROUBLE YOU WENT TO, BUT, UH... 371 00:16:33,913 --> 00:16:35,704 - WE REALLY NEED TO TALK. - OH, RIGHT. 372 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,957 WE CANNOT GO ANY FURTHER WITHOUT A SAFE WORD. 373 00:16:38,828 --> 00:16:40,209 HOW ABOUT, UM... 374 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,540 HOW ABOUT "STEPMOM"? 375 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:42,961 OR MAYBE, UH... 376 00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:43,883 "DOUBLE DATE." 377 00:16:43,884 --> 00:16:46,585 OR, OH, WAIT A MINUTE. HERE'S MY FAVORITE: 378 00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:48,048 MY WIFE LIED TO ME! 379 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,301 THIS DOES NOT SOUND LIKE... ♪ FOREPLAY ♪ 380 00:16:52,842 --> 00:16:54,183 I TOLD DANI SHE COULDN'T DATE, 381 00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:56,095 AND YOU TOOK HER OUT TO MEET A BOY? 382 00:16:56,096 --> 00:16:58,097 OKAY, LOOK, IT ALL STARTED VERY INNOCENTLY. 383 00:16:58,098 --> 00:16:59,398 I WAS TRAPPED, 384 00:16:59,399 --> 00:17:01,730 YOU KNOW, HANDCUFFED, IF YOU WILL. AND SPEAKING OF WHICH... 385 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,353 - (gasps) WHAT'S IN HERE? - (clinking) 386 00:17:04,404 --> 00:17:06,815 STOP IT! ALL RIGHT? DON'T DISTRACT ME WITH YOUR SEX-CESSORIES. 387 00:17:06,816 --> 00:17:09,608 OKAY? AND YOU KNOW WHAT? WOULD YOU TAKE THAT SILLY MASK OFF, PLEASE? 388 00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:11,611 BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING HIT ON BY BATMAN. 389 00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:13,912 OKAY, LOOK... 390 00:17:13,913 --> 00:17:15,414 (spits) 391 00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:18,327 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THERE WAS GONNA BE A BOY THERE UNTIL AFTER WE GOT THERE. 392 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,159 BESIDES, IT WAS JUST A MOVIE! 393 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,540 "JUST A MOVIE"? 394 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,962 HALF MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS CONCEIVED DURING JUST A MOVIE! 395 00:17:23,963 --> 00:17:26,965 JOE, IF I DRAGGED HER OUT OF THERE IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS, 396 00:17:26,966 --> 00:17:29,798 SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN HUMILIATED. YOU WERE 13 ONCE. 397 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,551 NOT AS RECENTLY AS ME, BUT... 398 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,973 MEL! WE ARE HUSBAND AND WIFE, WE ARE TEAMMATES! 399 00:17:34,974 --> 00:17:37,136 I UNDERSTAND YOU HAD TO MAKE A TOUGH CALL IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT, 400 00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:38,977 BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME AFTERWARDS? 401 00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:40,440 THERE WAS A VERY GOOD REASON. 402 00:17:45,985 --> 00:17:47,896 WELL? 403 00:17:47,897 --> 00:17:50,899 LOOK, YOU KNOW LENNOX AND MARCO DID NOT COME TO YOU WHEN THEY STARTED DATING? 404 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,361 BECAUSE THEY KNEW IT WAS WRONG! 405 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,993 OR MAYBE THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT HOW YOU'D REACT. 406 00:17:54,994 --> 00:17:56,995 I REACTED FINE! 407 00:17:56,996 --> 00:17:57,867 NO ONE GOT HIT. 408 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,828 JOE, I WOULD LOVE IT IF WE COULD SET THE BAR 409 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,540 A LITTLE HIGHER THAN "NO ONE GOT HIT." 410 00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:04,082 HEY, HEY! WHAT DO MARCO AND LENNOX HAVE TO DO WITH US, ANYWAY? 411 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,964 (sighs) OKAY. 412 00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:10,008 NOW... IF I TELL YOU THIS, YOU PROMISE YOU WON'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE? 413 00:18:10,009 --> 00:18:12,841 (scoffs) YES. HONEY, COME ON. 414 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,973 YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING. 415 00:18:14,974 --> 00:18:17,476 - HERE GOES. - OKAY. 416 00:18:17,477 --> 00:18:19,178 JOE... 417 00:18:19,179 --> 00:18:21,980 YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS THAT EASY TO TALK TO. 418 00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:24,603 (shouting) ME? WHAT? 419 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,105 THAT IS INSANE... 420 00:18:29,319 --> 00:18:31,030 (calmly) ...LY IMPORTANT FOR ME TO HEAR. 421 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:34,824 I DO THAT A LOT? 422 00:18:35,945 --> 00:18:37,867 WHAT'S A LOT? YEAH, CONSTANTLY. 423 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,912 SO PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO TELL ME THINGS 'CAUSE OF HOW I MIGHT REACT. 424 00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:47,166 THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. 425 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,958 WHAT? 426 00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:52,171 WHEN I WAS A KID... 427 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,463 AND MY MOM TOLD ME THERE WAS NO SANTA CLAUS... 428 00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:57,846 SHE HAD MY UNCLE SAUL THERE... 429 00:18:57,847 --> 00:18:59,309 THE COP. 430 00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:03,683 IT WAS A GOOD CALL. I DIDN'T TAKE IT WELL. 431 00:19:05,225 --> 00:19:07,356 WELL, JOE, I STILL LOVE YOU, 432 00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:09,858 ALL OF YOU, YOU KNOW, EVEN THE... 433 00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:11,901 OVERREACTY, ANGRY PARTS. 434 00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:14,864 IT'S NOT ALL ANGER, MEL. 435 00:19:16,986 --> 00:19:18,827 A LOT OF IT IS, UH... 436 00:19:18,828 --> 00:19:20,450 FEAR, ACTUALLY. 437 00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:24,283 I WAS AFRAID LENNOX WOULD GET HURT AND THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO ABOUT IT. 438 00:19:24,284 --> 00:19:26,206 DANI'S EVEN YOUNGER THAN THAT. I GOTTA TELL YOU... 439 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,917 YOU WERE WORRIED SHE'D GET HURT? 440 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,210 NO, I'M WORRIED I'M GONNA BE A GRANDFATHER. 441 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,594 THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW THAT MY... 442 00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,136 PARENTAL CONCERN CAN LOOK A LITTLE... 443 00:19:38,137 --> 00:19:39,798 SCARY AT TIMES. 444 00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,800 YOU'RE WELCOME. AND... 445 00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:44,013 I SHOULD HAVE COME STRAIGHT OUT AND TOLD YOU WHAT I DID FOR DANI. 446 00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:47,856 SO, WAIT A MINUTE. 447 00:19:47,857 --> 00:19:50,609 IN OTHER WORDS... 448 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:52,232 YOU WERE, UM... 449 00:19:53,653 --> 00:19:55,524 REALLY? YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME SAY IT? 450 00:19:55,525 --> 00:19:58,237 I'M JUST SAYING. YOU KNOW, YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE FOR A ROMANTIC EVENING. 451 00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,819 THIS COULD REALLY GET THE NIGHT GOING. 452 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,372 I WAS... 453 00:20:03,623 --> 00:20:06,535 - WRONG. - OH GOD, THAT DOES IT TO ME. 454 00:20:06,536 --> 00:20:08,377 - SO WRONG. - MM-HMM. 455 00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:10,879 MISTAKEN. INCORRECT. 456 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,712 I AM NOT WITHHOLDING ANYTHING FROM YOU TONIGHT. 457 00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:19,838 SO, I START TOMORROW AS THORNDYKE'S NEW INTERN, YOU KNOW... 458 00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,930 ANSWERING PHONE CALLS, RUNNING ERRANDS... 459 00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:23,393 PLUNGING THE OCCASIONAL TOILET. 460 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,845 DOESN'T SOUND VERY GLAMOROUS, BUT I'M REALLY EXCITED. 461 00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:30,018 WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL BE WORKING SIDE BY SIDE WITH HIM IN HIS STUDIO IN NO TIME. 462 00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:32,351 OH NO. (laughs) NO. 463 00:20:32,352 --> 00:20:35,024 NO. HE MADE IT VERY CLEAR: NOBODY TOUCHES THE ART BUT MR. WELLES. 464 00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:38,527 - HEY GUYS. - (both) OH HEY! 465 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,198 HEY, YOU KNOW, SORRY ABOUT THAT JOB. 466 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,121 BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, RIGHT? 467 00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:44,863 YEAH, MAYBE IT JUST WASN'T THE JOB FOR YOU, 468 00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:47,866 BUT I KNOW THERE WILL BE OTHER OPPORTUNITIES THAT FIT YOU PERFECTLY. 469 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:52,001 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THORNDYKE SAID WHEN HE TOLD ME I WASN'T GONNA GET THAT GOPHER JOB. 470 00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:55,714 BUT THEN A FUNNY THING HAPPENED. 471 00:20:55,715 --> 00:20:57,966 HE JUST CALLED AND ASKED IF I WANNA HELP OUT IN THE STUDIO 472 00:20:57,967 --> 00:21:00,088 POURING METAL AND DOING THE WELDING. 473 00:21:00,089 --> 00:21:02,512 I'M GONNA BE HIS NEW APPRENTICE! 474 00:21:05,645 --> 00:21:07,015 SO YOU'RE GONNA TOUCH THE ART? 475 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,146 YOU'RE JUST GONNA DO THAT? 476 00:21:08,147 --> 00:21:10,889 HIS EXACT WORDS WERE, 477 00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:11,890 "MARCO, I WANT YOU 478 00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:14,273 "BY MY SIDE AS I CREATE." 479 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,360 WELL, DIDN'T THIS JUST 480 00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:23,162 WORK OUT GREAT FOR EVERYBODY?