1 00:00:07,088 --> 00:00:09,008 - HEY. - HEY. 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,431 I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN COMPLAINING THAT YOU CAN'T GET TO YOUR CLOTHES 3 00:00:11,432 --> 00:00:13,513 IN THE CLOSET, SO I WEEDED OUT ALL THE STUFF WE DON'T NEED. 4 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,894 OH, GREAT. 5 00:00:14,895 --> 00:00:17,557 HEY, THESE ARE ALL MY THINGS. 6 00:00:17,558 --> 00:00:20,770 YEAH, BUT IT'S JUST RECORDS, BOOKS, TROPHIES, 7 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:23,022 FAMILY PHOTOS. YOU KNOW, JUNK YOU DON'T NEED. 8 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,315 WHY IS ALL MY STUFF JUNK? 9 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:28,948 MAYBE THAT'S A QUESTION YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF. 10 00:00:28,949 --> 00:00:32,362 WHOA, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. I'M NOT GETTING RID OF MY C.D.s, GIRL. 11 00:00:32,363 --> 00:00:34,154 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE INTERNET? 12 00:00:34,155 --> 00:00:35,955 YOU KNOW, I HEAR IT'S REALLY CATCHING ON. 13 00:00:35,956 --> 00:00:39,419 I'M SURE YOU CAN DOWNLOAD BELL BIV DeVOE, ROCKWELL, 14 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:42,001 JOE AND JOE... WAIT A MINUTE, IS THAT GUY YOU?! 15 00:00:42,002 --> 00:00:43,463 WHAT? 16 00:00:43,464 --> 00:00:45,835 HUH? HOW ABOUT THAT? IT IS, YEAH. 17 00:00:45,836 --> 00:00:48,258 STOP, STOP, STOP! OH, WE ARE SO GONNA CHECK THIS OUT. 18 00:00:48,259 --> 00:00:49,879 NO. NO, WE'RE NOT. 19 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,092 YEAH, "JOE DUKE AND JOE LONGFELLOW"? 20 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:54,844 LONGFELLOW? WAS THAT YOUR PORN-STAR NAME? 21 00:00:54,845 --> 00:00:57,517 OKAY, AFTER COLLEGE, I HAD A BRIEF MUSIC CAREER. 22 00:00:57,518 --> 00:00:59,309 ALL RIGHT? THEN I GOT SERIOUS, I WENT TO BUSINESS SCHOOL... 23 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:00,890 THE BEST DECISION THAT I EVER MADE. 24 00:01:00,891 --> 00:01:02,682 HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU DID MUSIC? 25 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:04,604 BECAUSE IT WAS SHORT-LIVED, AND NOW IT'S LIVING 26 00:01:04,605 --> 00:01:06,686 AT THE BOTTOM OF A BOX, SO GAME OVER. CAN I HAVE IT, PLEASE? 27 00:01:06,687 --> 00:01:08,067 NO, WAIT, WAIT. 28 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,740 SHOULD WE LISTEN TO THE DEPTH OF YOU 29 00:01:10,741 --> 00:01:12,362 OR EVERYTHING I WANT IS YOU? 30 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:14,614 OR BETTER YET, YOU AND YOU? 31 00:01:14,615 --> 00:01:16,746 CAN I HAVE IT, PLEASE? 32 00:01:16,747 --> 00:01:20,660 RIGHT AFTER YOU WHISPER ME TO HEAVEN. 33 00:01:20,661 --> 00:01:23,253 ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. I WON'T TEASE YOU ANYMORE. 34 00:01:23,254 --> 00:01:26,877 PSYCH! EVERYBODY, JOE WAS IN A BOY BAND! 35 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:30,840 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD ♪ - ♪ All good ♪ 36 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,422 - ♪ IT'S OKAY ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 37 00:01:32,423 --> 00:01:33,923 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 38 00:01:33,924 --> 00:01:35,925 ♪ AS FAR AS I CAN SEE ♪ 39 00:01:35,926 --> 00:01:38,017 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD ♪ - ♪ All good ♪ 40 00:01:38,018 --> 00:01:39,679 - ♪ IT'S OKAY ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 41 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,431 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 42 00:01:41,432 --> 00:01:44,724 ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK ♪ 43 00:01:44,725 --> 00:01:46,937 ♪ WITH ME ♪ 44 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,070 HEY, GUYS, GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT JOE? 45 00:01:51,071 --> 00:01:52,902 HE WAS A SINGER IN A BOY BAND. 46 00:01:52,903 --> 00:01:54,324 AND HE WAS ADORABLE. LOOK! 47 00:01:54,325 --> 00:01:56,736 - (all laughing) - WHAT IS THAT THING? 48 00:01:56,737 --> 00:02:00,830 OH, IT'S A C.D. IT'S HOW OLD PEOPLE USED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC. 49 00:02:00,831 --> 00:02:02,952 I KNOW WHAT A C.D. IS. 50 00:02:02,953 --> 00:02:05,295 HEY, IF IT'S COOL ENOUGH TO WEAR A FLANNEL SHIRT, 51 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:07,747 WHY DID YOU CUT OFF THE SLEEVES? 52 00:02:07,748 --> 00:02:09,549 YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU? A LUMBERJACK IN HAWAII? 53 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:13,343 GUYS, STOP MAKING FUN OF JOE. OH MY GOSH! I CAN'T EVEN! 54 00:02:13,344 --> 00:02:15,465 (all laughing) 55 00:02:15,466 --> 00:02:16,886 OKAY, LAUGH IT UP, LADIES. LAUGH IT UP, YEAH. 56 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:18,808 WE ALL KNOW NOW I HAD A BRIEF SINGING CAREER. 57 00:02:18,809 --> 00:02:20,640 ALL RIGHT? BUT THE SINGING IS NOW OVER, 58 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,312 SO ON TO SOMEBODY ELSE. DANI, IT'S YOUR TURN. 59 00:02:22,313 --> 00:02:23,813 TELL US SOMETHING WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU. 60 00:02:23,814 --> 00:02:24,974 I'M A SINGER TOO. 61 00:02:24,975 --> 00:02:26,646 - OKAY, LISTEN UP, PEOPLE... - REALLY? 62 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,938 THAT'S SO INTERESTING, BECAUSE I HEAR YOUR DAD WAS A SINGER. 63 00:02:28,939 --> 00:02:30,980 YEAH, I USED TO SING ALL THE TIME BACK IN FORT WAYNE. 64 00:02:30,981 --> 00:02:32,612 WE HAD A PIANO. 65 00:02:32,613 --> 00:02:33,773 I WONDER IF DANI'S VOICE SOUNDS 66 00:02:33,774 --> 00:02:35,114 ANYTHING LIKE JOE'S VOICE. 67 00:02:35,115 --> 00:02:37,907 YOU KNOW, IF ONLY THERE WERE A WAY TO HEAR BOTH VOICES 68 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,330 AND COMPARE THEM. HMM. 69 00:02:40,331 --> 00:02:41,621 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP, ARE YOU, 70 00:02:41,622 --> 00:02:43,203 TILL YOU HEAR SOME NOISE COMING OUT OF THAT THING? 71 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:44,994 ALL RIGHT, HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER. 72 00:02:44,995 --> 00:02:46,337 - (disc snaps) - THERE WE GO. 73 00:02:47,378 --> 00:02:49,880 LOOK AT THAT... IT MADE SOME NOISE! 74 00:02:51,252 --> 00:02:54,093 (rapping at door) 75 00:02:54,094 --> 00:02:56,556 LENNOX! LENNOX, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE NEWS. 76 00:02:56,557 --> 00:02:57,797 YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED. 77 00:02:57,798 --> 00:03:01,010 SOMEONE'S HAD WAY TOO MANY ENERGY DRINKS? 78 00:03:01,011 --> 00:03:02,932 WELL, YEAH. 79 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:06,646 AND IVANA ROBICHEK LOVES OUR WEB SERIES. 80 00:03:06,647 --> 00:03:08,938 - (gasps) NO WAY! - UH-HUH. 81 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,650 WHO'S IVANA ROBICHEK? 82 00:03:10,651 --> 00:03:12,772 THIS GO-GETTER GRAD STUDENT FROM THE FILM-PRODUCING PROGRAM 83 00:03:12,773 --> 00:03:14,113 AND SHE WANTS TO TURN "CASSANDRA" 84 00:03:14,114 --> 00:03:15,815 INTO A LIVE-ACTION SHORT FILM. 85 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:18,908 WAIT, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY IT COSTS TO MAKE A STUDENT FILM? 86 00:03:18,909 --> 00:03:20,740 IVANA'S GONNA PAY FOR THE WHOLE THING. 87 00:03:20,741 --> 00:03:23,414 I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED THAT GIRL. 88 00:03:24,585 --> 00:03:26,246 CAN I COME IN? 89 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,828 OH, I THOUGHT YOUR INSANELY POSSESSIVE GIRLFRIEND LILAH 90 00:03:28,829 --> 00:03:30,880 BANNED YOU FROM EVER SEEING ME AGAIN. 91 00:03:30,881 --> 00:03:32,542 (laughs) NO, NO, NO! 92 00:03:32,543 --> 00:03:33,883 THAT'S SO NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE. 93 00:03:33,884 --> 00:03:36,886 LENNOX, THIS FILM COULD BE AN AWESOME OPPORTUNITY FOR US. 94 00:03:36,887 --> 00:03:38,428 ARE YOU IN? 95 00:03:38,429 --> 00:03:41,220 IF YOU'RE SURE LILAH IS NOT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM. 96 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,723 ABSOLUTELY NOT. JUST ONE... ONE LITTLE THING. 97 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,805 UH, IF YOU NEED TO REACH ME, CALL ME ON THIS PHONE, 98 00:03:45,806 --> 00:03:47,016 NOT MY REGULAR CELL. 99 00:03:47,017 --> 00:03:49,939 AND IF I ANSWER AND I SAY, 100 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:53,022 "HOLA, PEDRO," IT MEANS I'LL CALL YOU BACK IN, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES. 101 00:03:53,023 --> 00:03:55,275 YOU BOUGHT A PHONE JUST FOR ME? 102 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:56,816 THAT'S SWEET, ISN'T IT? 103 00:03:56,817 --> 00:03:59,028 SWEET? NO! IT'S A BURNER. 104 00:03:59,029 --> 00:04:02,622 YOU BOUGHT THIS CHEAP PHONE SO YOU COULD KEEP US SECRET FROM LILAH. 105 00:04:02,623 --> 00:04:04,825 YEAH, BUT IT'LL BE FUN. IT'S LIKE WE'RE SPIES. 106 00:04:05,956 --> 00:04:08,458 COME BACK AFTER YOU TELL LILAH 107 00:04:08,459 --> 00:04:10,500 WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER. 108 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:12,372 I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T TELL HER TONIGHT. 109 00:04:12,373 --> 00:04:13,673 WHY NOT? 110 00:04:13,674 --> 00:04:15,675 WELL, TONIGHT'S SUPER-HERO SEX NIGHT. 111 00:04:15,676 --> 00:04:18,678 SHE DRESSES UP LIKE MYSTIQUE, SO SHE WEARS NOTHING BUT BLUE EYE SHADOW 112 00:04:18,679 --> 00:04:20,931 - ALL OVER THAT PERFECT LITTLE BODY. - MY FAULT FOR ASKING. 113 00:04:24,935 --> 00:04:27,557 ISN'T SHE A BEAUTY? I GOT IT ONLINE FROM A GUY 114 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:29,849 FOR 50 BUCKS BECAUSE THERE WAS A DEAD CAT IN IT. 115 00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:32,392 (sprays) 116 00:04:32,393 --> 00:04:34,894 BUT IT'S ALL GOOD NOW. 117 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:37,317 - AND THIS IS FOR ME? - AND ME! 118 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:39,529 YOU KNOW, IF I EVER DECIDE TO DRAPE MYSELF ACROSS IT 119 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:41,781 AND SING A TORCH SONG TO A GANGSTER. 120 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,664 COME ON, TRY IT OUT. 121 00:04:47,368 --> 00:04:49,208 (playing) 122 00:04:49,209 --> 00:04:50,790 WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO PLAY? 123 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:54,214 FROM MY GOOD FRIEND AND AWESOME TEACHER, MR. YOUTUBE. 124 00:04:55,836 --> 00:04:59,218 ♪ WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ 125 00:04:59,219 --> 00:05:01,921 ♪ I DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪ 126 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:04,924 ♪ ARE YOU HERE WITH ME? ♪ 127 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:06,886 ♪ DO I NEED A PLAN? ♪ 128 00:05:06,887 --> 00:05:08,267 LIKE FATHER, LIKE DAUGHTER. 129 00:05:08,268 --> 00:05:09,479 SHE COULD BE A POP STAR. 130 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,772 ♪ TO WIN BACK YOUR HEART ♪ 131 00:05:12,773 --> 00:05:15,024 ♪ CAN YOU GUIDE ME HOME? ♪ 132 00:05:15,025 --> 00:05:17,817 ♪ I'LL DO WHAT YOU SAY ♪ 133 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,360 ♪ CAN'T DO THIS ALONE ♪ 134 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,613 WOW, SHE'S AMAZING, RIGHT? 135 00:05:23,784 --> 00:05:25,446 EH, IT'S NOT BAD. 136 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,620 WHAT DOES HE KNOW? 137 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:32,872 WITH THE TIGHT T-SHIRT AND JUDGMENTAL ATTITUDE, IT'S LIKE HE'S... 138 00:05:32,873 --> 00:05:33,794 HEIDI KLUM. 139 00:05:36,877 --> 00:05:39,920 I WAS GOING TO SAY SIMON COWELL, BUT YOURS IS BETTER. 140 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:45,224 JOE, DANI'S SONG WAS GREAT, 141 00:05:45,225 --> 00:05:47,677 AND ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS, "EH, NOT BAD"? 142 00:05:47,678 --> 00:05:49,809 YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE ENCOURAGING TO YOUR DAUGHTER. 143 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:52,271 MAYBE BEING ENCOURAGING ISN'T REALLY THE BEST THING FOR HER. 144 00:05:52,272 --> 00:05:55,144 OH, WAIT, SO IT'S A PARENT'S JOB 145 00:05:55,145 --> 00:05:56,896 TO CRUSH THEIR CHILDREN'S DREAMS. 146 00:05:56,897 --> 00:05:59,899 WAIT A SECOND, I'VE GOT TO CALL MY MOM AND THANK HER! 147 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:02,151 I'M JUST SAYING THERE'S A MIDDLE GROUND, 148 00:06:02,152 --> 00:06:04,574 YOU KNOW, BETWEEN CRUSHING THEIR DREAMS AND BUILDING FALSE HOPE. 149 00:06:04,575 --> 00:06:06,866 I MEAN, NOWADAYS, THE MESSAGE IS, YOU KNOW, "FOLLOW YOUR HEART, 150 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,538 "FOLLOW YOUR HEART." WELL, YOU KNOW, 151 00:06:08,539 --> 00:06:10,039 MAYBE THAT'S NOT THE BEST THING TO DO, 152 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,951 'CAUSE IF YOU FOLLOW YOUR HEART, IT CAN LEAD YOU 153 00:06:11,952 --> 00:06:13,913 RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC. YOU KNOW WHY? 154 00:06:13,914 --> 00:06:15,915 YOUR HEART DOESN'T HAVE ANY EYES. 155 00:06:15,916 --> 00:06:18,047 DOES THIS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU 156 00:06:18,048 --> 00:06:20,880 AND THE BEST DECISION YOU EVER MADE, GETTING OUT OF MUSIC? 157 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,673 THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE, HONEY, WAS MARRYING YOU. 158 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,264 WELL, I KNOW, 159 00:06:25,265 --> 00:06:27,887 BUT STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 160 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,890 WHERE IS ALL THIS NEGATIVE ATTITUDE COMING FROM? 161 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,892 THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME. 162 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:36,015 DID YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR? IT LOOKS AMAZING. 163 00:06:36,016 --> 00:06:38,107 I KNOW, 164 00:06:38,108 --> 00:06:40,650 BUT STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME WITH THE TRUTH. 165 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:44,193 DANI'S JUST A KID HAVING FUN. 166 00:06:44,194 --> 00:06:46,486 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD BE ENCOURAGING. 167 00:06:46,487 --> 00:06:49,028 ARE YOU JUST GOING TO IGNORE HER EVERY TIME SHE PLAYS? 168 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:51,160 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 169 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,743 FROM NOW ON... 170 00:06:54,294 --> 00:06:56,706 (flatly) I'M HER BIGGEST FAN. 171 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:58,247 OH, DON'T OVERDO IT. 172 00:06:58,248 --> 00:06:59,839 YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE THAT BUBBLY, 173 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,962 SHE MIGHT THINK YOU'RE FAKING IT. 174 00:07:05,966 --> 00:07:07,967 - HEY, LEN. - AH-AH-AH-AH! NOT SO FAST. 175 00:07:07,968 --> 00:07:10,720 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN UNTIL I KNOW YOU'VE TOLD LILAH. 176 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,602 THAT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF. (whistles) 177 00:07:12,603 --> 00:07:16,265 OH. WAIT, SO YOU TOLD HER WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER, 178 00:07:16,266 --> 00:07:17,817 AND SHE'S OKAY WITH IT? 179 00:07:17,818 --> 00:07:20,690 WOW. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GO THROUGH WITH IT. 180 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,692 - (cell phone ringing) - YOU THINK I'M SCARED OF HER? 181 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:25,274 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT KIND OF MAN IS SCARED OF HIS GIRLFRIEND? 182 00:07:25,275 --> 00:07:28,067 OH MY GOD, IT'S LILAH! SHE'S FACE-TIMING ME. 183 00:07:28,068 --> 00:07:30,990 (gasps) YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD HER! 184 00:07:30,991 --> 00:07:33,032 I WAS THIS CLOSE. OH, SHE CAN'T KNOW I'M HERE. 185 00:07:33,033 --> 00:07:36,165 UH, NEUTRAL WALL! NEUTRAL WALL. 186 00:07:36,166 --> 00:07:38,127 HI, HON. 187 00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:39,709 WHERE AM I? 188 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:43,883 I'M AT THAT, YOU KNOW, SWEDISH FURNITURE STORE... 189 00:07:43,884 --> 00:07:45,845 IN THE DOOR SECTION. YEAH. 190 00:07:45,846 --> 00:07:48,718 THIS ONE'S CALLED HAAGENDORF. 191 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:51,851 ONLY $11. (chuckles) 192 00:07:51,852 --> 00:07:53,973 I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT EITHER. 193 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,556 PICK YOU UP ONE? 194 00:07:56,557 --> 00:07:58,938 SURE. 195 00:07:58,939 --> 00:08:01,732 OKAY. OH YEAH. TALK TO YOU LATER. KISS KISS. MWAH! 196 00:08:03,604 --> 00:08:04,984 YOU LIED TO ME! 197 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,866 YEAH, BUT ONLY ABOUT THE LILAH STUFF. 198 00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:08,908 THAT'S ALL THE STUFF. 199 00:08:08,909 --> 00:08:10,820 I WANTED TO TELL HER. 200 00:08:10,821 --> 00:08:12,992 I JUST DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP 201 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,494 THAT'S WORTH SACRIFICING YOUR DIGNITY. 202 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:19,919 SEX. KILLER, KILLER SEX. 203 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,001 IF A GUY IS SACRIFICING HIS DIGNITY, 204 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:25,464 ASSUME HE'S DOING IT FOR SEX. 205 00:08:25,465 --> 00:08:28,007 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO TELL HER ABOUT US, ARE YOU? 206 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,049 WELL, SHE'LL DUMP ME, AND I CAN'T DO THAT TONIGHT 207 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:32,932 BECAUSE IT'S COWBOY NIGHT. 208 00:08:32,933 --> 00:08:35,845 - SHE'S GONNA LASSO ME UP... - AH! STOP! 209 00:08:35,846 --> 00:08:39,478 OKAY, I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THE THEME OF EVERY NIGHT. 210 00:08:39,479 --> 00:08:41,901 YOU KNOW WHAT, ZANDER? FORGET IT. 211 00:08:41,902 --> 00:08:43,643 - WE CAN'T WORK TOGETHER. - WHOA. 212 00:08:43,644 --> 00:08:45,855 BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR FILM? 213 00:08:45,856 --> 00:08:47,857 IT'S NOT HAPPENING. 214 00:08:47,858 --> 00:08:50,239 WELL, COULD I USE YOUR SCREWDRIVER? 215 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,612 I NEED TO BORROW YOUR DOOR FOR A COUPLE HOURS. 216 00:08:52,613 --> 00:08:54,704 BYE, ZANDER. 217 00:08:54,705 --> 00:08:56,576 I'LL BRING IT RIGHT BACK. 218 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,287 YOU KNOW, LILAH RETURNS EVERYTHING. 219 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:00,871 I'M CLOSING THE HAAGENDORF. 220 00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:05,045 (playing) 221 00:09:09,429 --> 00:09:12,381 HEY. OH, DON'T MIND ME. 222 00:09:12,382 --> 00:09:15,174 DO YOUR THING. THAT SOUNDED GREAT. 223 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:17,887 YESTERDAY IT SEEMED LIKE YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY PLAYING. 224 00:09:17,888 --> 00:09:20,890 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA? 225 00:09:20,891 --> 00:09:24,895 UH, YOU RAN OUT OF THE ROOM. 226 00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:27,987 I DID NOT RUN OUT OF HERE. 227 00:09:27,988 --> 00:09:31,320 I WALKED AT A CASUAL PACE. 228 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:34,494 I WANT TO HEAR YOU, SO PLEASE CONTINUE. 229 00:09:36,156 --> 00:09:39,999 (playing) 230 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,542 ♪ AS THE SUN GOES DOWN ♪ 231 00:09:43,543 --> 00:09:47,376 ♪ THAT'S ANOTHER DAY ♪ 232 00:09:47,377 --> 00:09:51,130 ♪ I HAVE LIVED MY LIFE ♪ 233 00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:53,923 ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪ 234 00:09:53,924 --> 00:09:58,848 ♪ AND IT'S HARD TO SLEEP ♪ 235 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:02,812 ♪ KNOWING MORNING BRINGS ♪ 236 00:10:02,813 --> 00:10:04,684 ♪ A SHINING LIGHT ♪ 237 00:10:04,685 --> 00:10:09,569 ♪ AND THIS LONELY VIEW ♪ 238 00:10:11,441 --> 00:10:13,322 THAT WAS GOOD, DANI. 239 00:10:13,323 --> 00:10:16,325 IT SOUNDS BETTER WITH THE HARMONY. MAYBE YOU COULD JOIN ME? 240 00:10:16,326 --> 00:10:20,539 NO, NO, NO, I HAVEN'T... I HAVEN'T SUNG IN A LONG TIME. 241 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:22,621 IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE... 242 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,293 WITH YOUR MOUTH. 243 00:10:24,294 --> 00:10:26,245 COME ON. 244 00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:27,506 I DON'T THINK SO. 245 00:10:27,507 --> 00:10:29,959 WHY NOT? WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN. 246 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,461 YEAH, SURE, IT ALWAYS STARTS OUT THAT WAY, BUT MUSIC IS NOT FUN. 247 00:10:32,462 --> 00:10:35,805 MUSIC IS... NEVER MIND. 248 00:10:35,806 --> 00:10:39,388 ARE YOU KIDDING? MUSIC IS NOTHING BUT FUN. 249 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,220 EXCEPT WHEN IT BREAKS YOUR HEART, 250 00:10:41,221 --> 00:10:43,432 AND THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY ABOUT IT. 251 00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:45,394 EXCEPT THAT MUSIC IS A WITCH, OKAY? 252 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,937 MAKES YOU A BUNCH OF FALSE PROMISES 253 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,399 AND THEN IT LEAVES YOU WITH NOTHING. 254 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,862 I MET A LOT OF MUSICIANS THROUGH MY MOM, 255 00:10:52,863 --> 00:10:54,904 AND THEIR LIVES ALL SEEM PRETTY GREAT. 256 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,946 YEAH, BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR MOM ONLY HANG OUT 257 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,367 WITH MUSICIANS WHO HAVE MADE IT. 258 00:10:58,368 --> 00:11:01,240 YOU DON'T SEE THE MILLIONS OF ONES OUT THERE THAT STARVE. 259 00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:04,583 OH, SO I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE IT. 260 00:11:04,584 --> 00:11:05,955 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 261 00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:07,957 NO, I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. 262 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,249 MATH IS SAYING THAT. 263 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,752 MATH? 264 00:11:12,753 --> 00:11:14,423 HONEY, YOU COULD BE THE MOST TALENTED PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD, 265 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,005 THE ODDS ARE STACKED UP AGAINST YOU. 266 00:11:16,006 --> 00:11:18,718 AND YOU DON'T THINK I'M BALLSY ENOUGH TO TOUGH IT OUT. 267 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,219 I THINK YOU'RE PLENTY... 268 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:22,351 THAT WORD I WILL NEVER, EVER SAY TO MY DAUGHTER, ALL RIGHT? 269 00:11:22,352 --> 00:11:23,853 BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH EITHER, HONEY, 270 00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:25,805 'CAUSE IT COMES DOWN TO THINGS THAT ARE OUT OF YOUR CONTROL, 271 00:11:25,806 --> 00:11:28,437 LIKE... YOU KNOW, LIKE LUCK, AND THE WAY YOU SOUND, 272 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,439 AND, YOU KNOW, HAVING THE RIGHT LOOK. 273 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,571 OH, SO NOW I'M NOT PRETTY! 274 00:11:32,572 --> 00:11:33,903 I DIDN'T SAY THAT! 275 00:11:33,904 --> 00:11:35,574 LOOK, I'M TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 276 00:11:35,575 --> 00:11:37,777 HASHTAG GREAT JOB! 277 00:11:37,778 --> 00:11:39,318 DANI? DANI, WAIT A MINUTE. 278 00:11:39,319 --> 00:11:40,740 SWEETIE, COME HERE. 279 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,161 - LET HER GO. - HEY. 280 00:11:42,162 --> 00:11:43,582 SHE COMPLETELY MISUNDERSTOOD ME. 281 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,784 OKAY, WELL, LET'S BREAK IT DOWN. 282 00:11:44,785 --> 00:11:46,786 OKAY, YOU CAME IN HERE TO BE THE SUPPORTIVE DAD, 283 00:11:46,787 --> 00:11:48,918 AND THEN YOU TOLD HER SHE SUCKS AND SHE'S UGLY. 284 00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:51,170 WHERE DID THAT PLAN GO WRONG? 285 00:11:51,171 --> 00:11:52,922 SHE TWISTED MY WORDS, ALL RIGHT? 286 00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:54,884 EVERYTHING I JUST TOLD HER IS 100% TRUE. 287 00:11:54,885 --> 00:11:56,886 JOE, YOU'RE DEALING WITH A 13-YEAR-OLD. 288 00:11:56,887 --> 00:11:58,758 YOU'RE HER FATHER. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL HER 289 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,339 SHE'S THE MOST WONDERFUL THING IN THE WORLD. 290 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:03,342 THEN JUST SHUT UP. 291 00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:06,145 - I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HER. - FROM WHAT? 292 00:12:06,146 --> 00:12:08,347 FROM PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE GOING TO HURT HER FEELINGS. 293 00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:11,270 AND YOU DON'T SEE THE IRONY IN WHAT YOU JUST SAID? 294 00:12:11,271 --> 00:12:14,693 LOOK, JOE, THINGS ARE GOING TO KEEP GOING WRONG 295 00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:17,526 UNTIL YOU FACE WHATEVER MUSICAL DEMONS ARE IN YOUR PAST. 296 00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:19,448 I DON'T HAVE ANY MUSICAL DEMONS IN MY PAST. 297 00:12:19,449 --> 00:12:20,860 YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM YOUR DEMONS. 298 00:12:20,861 --> 00:12:22,281 MAYBE NOT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 299 00:12:22,282 --> 00:12:23,824 I CAN HIDE FROM YOU. 300 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:29,538 - JOE? - MEL, LOOK, BEFORE YOU START, 301 00:12:29,539 --> 00:12:32,131 I SWEAR TO YOU, THERE IS NO DEEP, DARK MUSICAL SECRET. 302 00:12:32,132 --> 00:12:33,712 I'VE FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THAT. 303 00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:36,876 I FOUND THE SEXIEST VIDEO. DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT? 304 00:12:36,877 --> 00:12:39,468 YEAH, I'M INTRIGUED. 305 00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:42,972 - ♪ ...Heart when our eyes met ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 306 00:12:42,973 --> 00:12:44,804 ♪ I got weak in the knees ♪ 307 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,306 - ♪ Tried to run away ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 308 00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:48,767 ♪ But my muscles all seized ♪ 309 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,309 TURN IT OFF. WE'RE NOT WATCHING THIS. 310 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,390 NO, NO, NO, WE ARE. 311 00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:53,893 ♪ I'm calling 911 ♪ 312 00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:56,235 ♪ 'Cause you just stole my heart ♪ 313 00:12:56,236 --> 00:12:59,238 ♪ I'm calling 911, girl ♪ 314 00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:00,779 ♪ 'Cause you just stole my heart ♪ 315 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,242 ♪ I'm calling 911, girl ♪ 316 00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:05,404 OH, COME ON. WHY WAS THAT SO HARD? 317 00:13:05,405 --> 00:13:07,536 I MEAN, I KNOW IT WAS A LITTLE EMBARRASSING. 318 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,168 WHAT PART WAS EMBARRASSING? 319 00:13:09,169 --> 00:13:11,330 THAT VIDEO WAS AWESOME. 320 00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:14,333 YES, AWESOME. THAT'S THE WORD I WAS GONNA USE. 321 00:13:14,334 --> 00:13:16,175 YOU KNOW, I BET YOU GUYS COULD HAVE MADE IT. 322 00:13:16,176 --> 00:13:17,837 YOU'RE NOT HELPING, MEL. 323 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:18,969 WHAT'D I DO? 324 00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,011 I'M SORRY, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 325 00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:25,304 I JUST DON'T LIKE TO THINK ABOUT THE "WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEENs." 326 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,016 ALL RIGHT, JOE. 327 00:13:27,017 --> 00:13:30,059 SPILL IT. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT WENT ON "BEHIND THE MUSIC." 328 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,893 ALL RIGHT. 329 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,815 SO RIGHT AFTER WE SHOT THAT VIDEO, 330 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,988 JOE AND JOE ACTUALLY STARTED TO TAKE OFF. 331 00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:42,321 WOMEN ACTUALLY STARTED THROWING THEIR UNDERWEAR AT US. 332 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,613 SOME GUYS DID, TOO. 333 00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:46,655 WE HAD A REAL CROSSOVER APPEAL. 334 00:13:46,656 --> 00:13:48,707 ANYWAY, WE ENDED UP SIGNING WITH THIS BIG PROMOTER 335 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,289 AND THERE WAS NO MONEY IN IT AT FIRST, 336 00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:51,911 BUT HE WAS GOING TO BOOK US ON OUR FIRST NATIONAL TOUR. 337 00:13:51,912 --> 00:13:53,953 AND THAT SAME WEEK, 338 00:13:53,954 --> 00:13:55,834 I GOT ACCEPTED TO BUSINESS SCHOOL. 339 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,007 SO HERE WAS... HERE WAS MY CHOICE. 340 00:13:58,008 --> 00:14:00,459 A LIFE ON THE ROAD, 341 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,052 PLAYING BARS WITH NO GUARANTEE OF EVER MAKING IT BIG TIME, 342 00:14:03,053 --> 00:14:06,385 OR A COLUMBIA M.B.A. ON SCHOLARSHIP. 343 00:14:06,386 --> 00:14:08,307 YOU MADE THE SMART CHOICE. 344 00:14:08,308 --> 00:14:09,808 WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL? 345 00:14:09,809 --> 00:14:11,640 BECAUSE I QUIT. 346 00:14:11,641 --> 00:14:13,973 ALL RIGHT? I NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT IT, 347 00:14:13,974 --> 00:14:16,025 BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK I WAS A QUITTER. 348 00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:17,566 SO THERE IT IS. 349 00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:20,819 THERE'S MY BIG DARK MUSICAL SECRET. 350 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,191 BUT YOU'RE NOT A QUITTER. 351 00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:24,693 YOU KNOW, AND JUST BECAUSE YOU CHOSE BUSINESS 352 00:14:24,694 --> 00:14:27,786 DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ERASE MUSIC FROM YOUR LIFE COMPLETELY. 353 00:14:27,787 --> 00:14:29,408 I SAW THAT VIDEO. 354 00:14:29,409 --> 00:14:31,991 I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU GUYS CAUGHT A FEW PANTIES IN YOUR DAY. 355 00:14:31,992 --> 00:14:35,164 TO BE HONEST, MOST OF THEM WERE AIMED AT ME. 356 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:38,457 OKAY, SO MAYBE YOU DON'T MENTION THE WHOLE PANTY THING TO DANI, 357 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,669 BUT IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU COULD SING WITH HER, 358 00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:42,631 SHARE THAT PART OF YOUR LIFE. 359 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,633 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 360 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,056 I'VE SEEN THE DREAMS OF A LOT OF VERY TALENTED PEOPLE CRASH AND BURN. 361 00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:50,009 ALL RIGHT? AND IF I SING WITH DANI, IT COULD SOUND SO GOOD THAT 362 00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:52,011 THAT COULD BE THE THING THAT INSPIRES HER 363 00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:53,602 TO PURSUE THIS CRAZY MUSIC DREAM. 364 00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:55,274 13-YEAR-OLDS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE CRAZY DREAMS. 365 00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:57,977 WHEN I WAS THAT AGE, I WANTED TO BE A FLY GIRL ON "IN LIVING COLOR." 366 00:14:57,978 --> 00:14:59,608 (snorts) 367 00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:01,690 - DID YOU JUST LAUGH? - WHAT? NO, THAT WAS A COUGH. 368 00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:03,782 (coughs) IT'S IN MY THROAT I COUGHED. 369 00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:06,235 LOOK, MUSIC IS NOT KRYPTONITE, OKAY? 370 00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:09,329 SO GO SING WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. OH, AND BY THE WAY... 371 00:15:13,623 --> 00:15:14,954 WHOO! YEAH! 372 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,797 THEY BRING THAT SHOW BACK, I AM SO HIRED. 373 00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:24,424 (doorbell rings) 374 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,807 (cell phone ringing) 375 00:15:28,808 --> 00:15:31,550 OH, UH, HELLO? 376 00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,932 I KNEW THIS WAS YOUR PHONE NUMBER! 377 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,315 LILAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 378 00:15:36,316 --> 00:15:37,896 I FOUND THIS IN ZANDER'S MESSENGER BAG. 379 00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:40,559 AND IT'S ONLY CALLED ONE NUMBER, REPEATEDLY... YOURS. 380 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,362 I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. ONLY TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE HAVE PHONES LIKE THIS... 381 00:15:43,363 --> 00:15:45,364 DRUG DEALERS AND CHEATING BOYFRIENDS. 382 00:15:45,365 --> 00:15:47,907 LENNOX, I HAVE YOUR ILLEGAL DRUGS! 383 00:15:49,779 --> 00:15:52,371 WOULD YOU LIKE A PAPER RECEIPT OR SHALL I EMAIL IT TO YOU? 384 00:15:52,372 --> 00:15:55,074 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, ZANDER. 385 00:15:55,075 --> 00:15:56,495 YOU'VE BEEN SNEAKING AROUND. 386 00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:58,837 (grunts) 387 00:15:58,838 --> 00:16:01,080 YOU EVEN BOUGHT HER THE HAAGENDORF I LIKED. 388 00:16:01,081 --> 00:16:04,343 LOOK, LILAH, I SWEAR, WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG. 389 00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:07,006 LENNOX AND I ARE WORKING ON A SHORT FILM. IT'S STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. 390 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,468 IF NOTHING'S GOING ON, WHEN WHY DID YOU KEEP THIS FROM ME? 391 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,010 BECAUSE YOU WON'T ACCEPT MY FRIENDSHIP WITH LENNOX. 392 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,802 OH, LOOK, LILAH, 393 00:16:13,803 --> 00:16:16,185 I REALLY, REALLY LIKE BEING WITH YOU, 394 00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:17,896 BUT IF YOU CAN'T GET PAST THIS, 395 00:16:17,897 --> 00:16:20,099 THEN I'M AFRAID YOU AND I ARE OVER. 396 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,862 YOU DO REALIZE THAT MY ROOMMATE'S OUT OF TOWN TONIGHT, 397 00:16:23,863 --> 00:16:26,275 WHICH MEANS THAT THERE'S NO NOISE LIMITATIONS, 398 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,907 AND IT'S CIRCUS NIGHT. 399 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:32,781 OH? 400 00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:36,825 SO ARE YOU STILL GOING TO INSIST THAT I ACCEPT YOUR "FRIENDSHIP" WITH LENNOX? 401 00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:39,118 (hesitantly) YES? 402 00:16:39,119 --> 00:16:40,919 OH, THEN I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE. 403 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,043 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. UM, SO, HEY. 404 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:48,006 MAYBE LENNOX AND I COULD WORK TOGETHER, 405 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,840 BUT AT YOUR HOUSE. PROBLEM SOLVED, HUH? 406 00:16:51,841 --> 00:16:54,893 HUH? 407 00:16:54,894 --> 00:16:57,936 FACE IT, ZANDER. SHE'S NEVER GOING TO LET YOU WORK WITH ME. 408 00:16:57,937 --> 00:17:00,599 YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN WORKING ON THIS PROJECT WITH ME 409 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,020 OR BEING LILAH'S BOYFRIEND. 410 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,443 SHE'S RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT TO CHOOSE. 411 00:17:04,444 --> 00:17:07,526 I MEAN, LENNOX, YOU... YOU'VE ALWAYS STIMULATED MY MIND 412 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,528 AND INSPIRED ME TO GREATNESS. 413 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,861 AND, LILAH, YOU'VE STIMULATED OTHER PARTS OF ME. 414 00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:16,785 ALTHOUGH I REALLY WISH I COULD HAVE BOTH, 415 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:20,749 I GUESS I HAVE TO GO WITH... MY MIND. 416 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:24,083 LILAH, I'M SORRY. WE'RE OVER. 417 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,924 FINE. 418 00:17:25,925 --> 00:17:28,006 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO MISS ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT... 419 00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:29,798 AND IN THE MORNING... 420 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,172 AND ON THE TRAPEZE. 421 00:17:37,887 --> 00:17:40,018 WOW. 422 00:17:40,019 --> 00:17:42,891 HA! YOU FINALLY STOOD UP FOR YOURSELF. 423 00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:46,064 WAS IT SEXY? 424 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,818 PROBABLY TO SOMEONE... SOMEWHERE. 425 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,031 LET'S GET TO WORK. 426 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,785 WHAT HAVE I DONE? 427 00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:00,159 HEY, COME HERE. 428 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,541 - I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. - JUST A MINUTE. 429 00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:05,124 HERE'S SOME DRAWINGS I DID FOR SCHOOL. 430 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,966 - MMM. -WANT TO TELL ME HOW BAD THEY ARE? 431 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:10,919 OR MAYBE YOU COULD JUST FEED 'EM INTO A SHREDDER. 432 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,091 WILL YOU GET OVER HERE, PLEASE? 433 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,013 ECH! FINE. 434 00:18:15,014 --> 00:18:17,015 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 435 00:18:17,016 --> 00:18:19,017 I'D LIKE TO SING WITH YOU. 436 00:18:19,018 --> 00:18:22,771 BUT ISN'T MUSIC AN EVIL, HEARTBREAKING WITCH OR SOMETHING? 437 00:18:22,772 --> 00:18:25,524 I MAY HAVE OVERSTATED THAT SLIGHTLY, OKAY? 438 00:18:25,525 --> 00:18:28,858 LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO PLAY THAT SONG YOU WERE PLAYING YESTERDAY, OKAY? 439 00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:31,860 COME ON. 440 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,693 (playing) 441 00:18:34,694 --> 00:18:38,697 ♪ AS THE SUN GOES DOWN ♪ 442 00:18:38,698 --> 00:18:42,000 ♪ THAT'S ANOTHER DAY ♪ 443 00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:44,373 ♪ I HAVE LIVED ♪ 444 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,375 ♪ MY LIFE ♪ 445 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,377 ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪ 446 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:53,172 ♪ AND IT'S HARD TO SLEEP ♪ 447 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:57,806 ♪ KNOWING MORNING BRINGS ♪ 448 00:18:57,807 --> 00:18:59,598 ♪ SHINING LIGHT ♪ 449 00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:04,353 ♪ AND THIS LONELY VIEW ♪ 450 00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,895 Both: ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪ 451 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,727 ♪ I CURSE THE LIGHT ♪ 452 00:19:08,728 --> 00:19:10,609 ♪ I CURSE MY SIGHT ♪ 453 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,821 ♪ CHOOSE ENDLESS NIGHT ♪ 454 00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:16,445 ♪ OH, THE SKIES THAT ARE BLUE ♪ 455 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:19,909 ♪ BABY, SINCE YOU WITHDREW ♪ 456 00:19:22,081 --> 00:19:24,833 ♪ AND LEFT ME ♪ 457 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:29,128 ♪ THIS LONELY VIEW ♪ 458 00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:37,386 WOW. 459 00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:38,928 EH, NOT BAD. 460 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,892 WHAT? ARE YOU INSANE? THAT WAS SICK! 461 00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:45,935 HONEY, THAT WAS AMAZING. WE COULD TAKE THIS SHOW ON THE... 462 00:19:47,857 --> 00:19:48,898 PORCH. 463 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,901 MAYBE THE BACK PORCH. YOU KNOW, JUST FOR FUN, 464 00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:54,613 NOT TO MAKE A MUSIC CAREER OUT OF IT OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW. 465 00:19:54,614 --> 00:19:56,775 DO YOU WANT TO SING SOMETHING ELSE? 466 00:19:56,776 --> 00:19:57,946 YES! YES, I DO, I DO. 467 00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,868 WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? LET'S SEE. 468 00:19:59,869 --> 00:20:01,870 CHRISTMAS SONGS? NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 469 00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:03,782 UH, OH! OKAY. 470 00:20:03,783 --> 00:20:05,284 WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? THIS IS... 471 00:20:05,285 --> 00:20:06,955 THIS IS AN OLD JOE AND JOE CLASSIC. 472 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:10,168 ALL RIGHT? I MEAN, THIS WAS A HUGE HIT NOW 473 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,921 AT THE... NEWARK AIRPORT SKY LOUNGE. 474 00:20:12,922 --> 00:20:15,294 READY? WE'RE GONNA START RIGHT HERE. OKAY? 475 00:20:15,295 --> 00:20:17,506 (playing) 476 00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:21,009 Both: ♪ ONE DAY, BABY, WE WILL SING.. ♪ 477 00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:22,050 GOOD. 478 00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:25,604 ♪ ONE DAY, BABY, WE WILL SING ♪ 479 00:20:25,605 --> 00:20:29,848 ♪ ONE DAY, BABY, WE WILL SING TOGETHER ♪ 480 00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:32,981 ♪ ONE DAY, BABY, WE WILL SING ♪ 481 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,523 ♪ ONE DAY, BABY.. ♪ 482 00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:37,235 YOU SEE THAT? I DID THAT. 483 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,779 ♪ ONE DAY, BABY, WE WILL SING.. ♪ 484 00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:41,910 LOVE IT. 485 00:20:41,911 --> 00:20:45,704 ♪ ONE DAY, BABY, WE WILL SING TOGETHER ♪ 486 00:20:45,705 --> 00:20:49,708 ♪ ONE DAY, BABY, WE WILL SING ♪ 487 00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:53,292 ♪ ONE DAY, BABY, WE WILL SING ♪ 488 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,546 ♪ ONE DAY, BABY, WE WILL SING ♪ 489 00:20:57,677 --> 00:20:59,257 ♪ CALLING 911, GIRL ♪ 490 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,009 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU STOLE MY HEART ♪ 491 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,181 ♪ CALLING 911, GIRL ♪ 492 00:21:03,182 --> 00:21:04,803 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU STOLE MY HEART ♪ 493 00:21:04,804 --> 00:21:08,847 (sighs) THEY'VE BEEN AT IT FOR THREE HOURS. 494 00:21:08,848 --> 00:21:11,350 YOU DID THIS! 495 00:21:11,351 --> 00:21:12,771 SORRY. 496 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,604 JOE'S RIGHT. MUSIC IS EVIL. 497 00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:17,946 EVEN PIE DOESN'T HELP. 498 00:21:17,947 --> 00:21:20,238 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU JUST STOLE MY HEART ♪ 499 00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:22,531 ♪ CALLING 911, GIRL ♪ 500 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,743 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU STOLE MY HEART ♪ 501 00:21:24,744 --> 00:21:26,866 YEAH! YES!