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I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE.
THIS IS THE MONTH I'VE BEEN IMPREGNIFIED.

2
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THAT'S NOT A WORD.

3
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HEY, IF I CAN MAKE A HUMAN BEING
INSIDE OF ME, I CAN MAKE UP WORDS.

4
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AND I'M TELLING YOU, ALL
THE SIGNS ARE THERE.

5
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MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER, MY SHOES DON'T FIT.
AND I'VE BEEN MOODIER LATELY.

6
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HAVE YOU NOTICED?

7
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- OF COURSE NOT, MY DARLING.
- AWW, SMART MAN.

8
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YES, AND WE'LL KNOW IF YOU ARE
PREGNANT OR NOT IN 21 SECONDS.

9
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OH, I'M PREGNANT.

10
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YEP, I'VE GOT THE SWOLLEN
FEET AND FOOD CRAVINGS.

11
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I DIDN'T TELL YOU THIS, BUT AT 2:00 A.M.
THE OTHER NIGHT,

12
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I ATE HALF A POUND OF PASTRAMI.

13
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ACTUALLY, IT WAS 2:30.

14
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I MEAN, I HAD NO CLUE.
ONLY SEVEN SECONDS TO GO.

15
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OOH, HERE, LET'S TAKE A PICTURE
OF THE MOMENT WE FIND OUT

16
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THAT WE ARE GOING TO...

17
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- NOT HAVE A BABY.
- HUH.

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I THOUGHT THAT LAST BLAST OF MY
LITTLE LONGOS WAS GONNA DO THE TRICK.

19
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I EVEN GAVE THEM A PEP
TALK AND EVERYTHING.

20
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DON'T PICTURE THAT.

21
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YOU KNOW, WHEN I USED TO GET A NEGATIVE
RESULT ON A PREGNANCY TEST IT WAS "WOO-HOO."

22
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AND NOW IT'S "BOO-HOO."

23
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WELL, LOOK AT THIS WAY, ALL RIGHT, NOW
THAT WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT,

24
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TONIGHT WE CAN OPEN UP A BOTTLE
OF WINE, PUT ON SOME MUSIC,

25
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AND TRY THIS WHOLE
THING ALL OVER AGAIN.

26
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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE THIS MEANS?
THESE SHOES ACTUALLY DON'T FIT.

27
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AND I WORE THEM OUTSIDE!
I CAN'T RETURN THEM!

28
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UGH, IT JUST GETS
WORSE AND WORSE.

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(theme music playing)

30
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- ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD ♪
- ♪ All good ♪

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- ♪ IT'S OKAY ♪
- ♪ Okay ♪

32
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- ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪
- ♪ All right ♪

33
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♪ AS FAR AS I CAN SEE ♪

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- ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD ♪
- ♪ All good ♪

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- ♪ IT'S OKAY ♪
- ♪ Okay ♪

36
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- ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪
- ♪ All right ♪

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♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK ♪

38
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♪ WITH ME ♪

39
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JOE! I SAW MY DOCTOR TODAY.

40
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WELL, TECHNICALLY I WAS WATCHING DR. OZ
ON MY PHONE DURING A CITY COUNCIL VOTE.

41
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ANYWAY, THE OZ-MAN RECOMMENDED A WHOLE
NEW METHOD OF GETTING PREGNANT.

42
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"DO IT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN."

43
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(claps) SOLD.

44
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- DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR THE
SCIENCE BEHIND IT? -NOPE.

45
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I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING THREE,
FOUR TIMES A DAY, EVERY DAY.

46
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HONEY, WILL YOU STOP TALKING?
I'M ON BOARD.

47
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THAT'S FUNNY, USUALLY YOU WON'T SHUT
UP ABOUT THE SCIENCE WE SEE ON TV.

48
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THAT'S SHARK WEEK! THAT'S
A WHOLE DIFFERENT THING.

49
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HEY, RYDER. EVERYTHING
OKAY AT AMERICORPS?

50
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EAH, I JUST HAVE TO ASK OU SOMETHING.
IT'S ABOUT GIRLS.

51
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OH, SURE. THEY'RE THE ONES WITH
THE BUMPY THINGS ON THEIR FRONTS.

52
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YEAH, NO, I KNOW.

53
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BUT JULIET KEEPS COMPLAINING
ABOUT US HAVING PROBLEMS,

54
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BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM I CAN SEE
IS THINGS ARE "TOO GOOD."

55
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YES, GIRLS ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING
ABOUT THINGS BEING "TOO GOOD."

56
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- WHAT DOES SHE SAY IS WRONG?
- I'M NOT TOTALLY SURE.

57
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SEE, WHEN SHE TALKS ABOUT "THE
RELATIONSHIP" I KINDA DON'T LISTEN.

58
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WELL, RIGHT THERE IS SOLID
EVIDENCE THAT THINGS ARE TOO GOOD.

59
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- WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN?
- EVERYTHING'S FINE! I MEAN, IT'S FINE.

60
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SO, OBVIOUSLY, LISTENING WOULD
JUST BE A WASTE OF TIME.

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RYDER, DO YOU LIKE
KISSING JULIET?

62
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- YEAH. -DO YOU LIKE ALL OF THE
STUFF THAT COMES AFTER THE KISSING?

63
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OH, YEAH.

64
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WELL, THEN I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP DOING THE FUN STUFF,

65
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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO LISTEN TO HER.

66
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THERE'S GOTTA BE AN EASIER WAY.

67
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ISN'T THERE SOME KIND OF SECRET
WAY TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP

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WITHOUT ALL OF THE
MEH MEH MEH MEH?

69
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GIRLS ARE NOT VIDEO GAMES.
THERE ARE NO CHEAT CODES.

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YOU HAVE TO PLAY EVERY LEVEL.

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INCLUDING "LISTENING TO THE
GIRL WHO'S TALKING TO YOU."

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RYDER? RYDER!

73
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DIE, YOU SCUMBAGS!

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ARE YOU PLAYING A
VIDEO GAME RIGHT NOW?

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- WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO
DO WITH ANYTHING? -RYDER!

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YES, YES. IF YOU MUST KNOW,
I'M KILLING VAMPIRE NAZIS.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THAT WHEN
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

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YOU SOUND JUST LIKE JULIET.

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WOMEN DON'T GET IT.
I CAN MULTI-TASK.

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GOOD. KEEP NOT
LISTENING TO JULIET

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AND YOU'LL BE KILLING VAMPIRE NAZIS
WHILE MULTI-TASKING YOURSELF.

82
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WHOO! OH, THAT'S WHAT
I CALL THE HAT TRICK.

83
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THAT'S THE BEST ONE YET. I GOTTA
TELL YOU SOMETHING SWEETY

84
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THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS DREAMED
THAT MARRIAGE WOULD BE LIKE.

85
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- WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
- WAIT WAIT, CHAMP, HOLD ON.

86
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I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

87
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I MADE A GETTING PREGNANT SCHEDULE
THAT SAYS WHEN WE SHOULD HAVE SEX.

88
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IT'S SORT OF A "TO DO ME" LIST.

89
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THAT'S AMAZING, I
AGREE TO EVERYTHING.

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- GOOD NIGHT.
- OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SO,

91
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FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
WE SHOWER TOGETHER.

92
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AND IT'S A VERY DIRTY SHOWER.
GET IT?

93
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THAT'S RIGHT. REST UP
MY SWEET BABY MAKER.

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REPLENISH. REPLENISH.

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- WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WE'RE MAKING A BABY.

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NO, NO, CAN I JUST
BRUSH MY TEETH FIRST?

97
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- SO I CAN ENJOY IT? -ENJOYING
IT WILL NOT MAKE A BABY.

98
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NO, NO! IT'LL JUST
TAKE A SECOND, HONEY.

99
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SCHEDULE, JOE, SCHEDULE.

100
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THE SEX TRAIN MUST RUN ON TIME.

101
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THERE HE IS! UPSTAIRS!
IT'S STUD TIME.

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(sighs) I DON'T KNOW...

103
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN? "I DON'T KNOW?" WE'RE
ON A SCHEDULE. LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

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"LET'S GO, LET'S GO." THAT'S
YOUR IDEA OF FOREPLAY?

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE MARRIAGE
YOU ALWAYS DREAMED IT WOULD BE?

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IT IS.

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YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST... I
MEAN IT BE NICE IF YOU...

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ASK ME ABOUT HOW
MY DAY WAS FIRST.

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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S
ABSOLUTELY FAIR.

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HOW WAS YOUR DAY? DID YOU GET
ANY WRITING DONE IN YOUR BOOK?

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- LITTLE BIT.
- OH GOOD, GOOD.

112
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AND DID YOU WORK THINGS OUT WITH
THAT CLIENT THAT WAS BOTHERING YOU?

113
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- WHICH ONE?
- OH, YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.

114
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- OH, THE ONE WITH THE CROOKED NOSE
AND THE ARMS AND THE LEGS? -EXACTLY.

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HA! I KNEW YOU WEREN'T ASKING
ABOUT ANYBODY IN PARTICULAR,

116
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YOU'RE JUST FAKE ASKING ME
QUESTIONS SO I'LL GIVE YOU SEX.

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WHAT? NO! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

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AND JUST TO PROVE IT, AS
SOON WE GET DONE UPSTAIRS

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I AM GONNA YOU ORDER YOU THAT FANCY
COOKING THING YOU'VE HAD YOUR EYE ON.

120
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OH, I SEE. SO, YOU THINK I CAN BE
BOUGHT FOR A FOUR QUART DOUBLE BROILER

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WITH A COPPER CORE AND
PASTA PENTOLA INSERT.

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- I WAS HOPING.
- ALL RIGHT, JUST THIS ONCE.

123
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THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN'T BE PREGNANT
THIS MONTH. I MEAN, WE DID IT 47 TIMES.

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I COUNTED 48.

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OH NO, MY BAD, THAT ONE
CAN'T MAKE A BABY.

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- THAT WAS JUST A LITTLE THANK YOU
GIFT FROM ME TO YOU. -THANK YOU.

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- (timer dings)
- OH!

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DAMN IT! ALL OF THAT
DOING IT FOR NOTHING.

129
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
EXCEPT FOR THE FUN.

130
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RYDER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

131
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I MISSED HOME.

132
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I WANTED TO BE BACK HOME,
WITH EVERYTHING THAT I LOVED.

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- AWW, THAT IS SO SWEET.
- LIKE THIS COUCH.

134
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DID I JUST HEAR RYDER'S VOICE?
MY BABY!

135
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HEY, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
HI WHEN YOU GOT IN, MAN?

136
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- WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL? -WELL, I
WANTED IT TO BE A SURPRISE.

137
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THANKS FOR RUINING IT.

138
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RYDER, DON'T LET THIS
GO TO YOUR HEAD,

139
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BUT IT'S SORT OF
NICE TO SEE YOU.

140
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COME HERE, GET IN MY
LAP LIKE YOU USED TO.

141
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AUNT MEL, I DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER WAY TO
SAY THIS, BUT YOU'RE HURTING MY JUNK.

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OOH, SORRY!

143
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YOU KNOW I'M SO GLAD THAT
YOU CAME TO VISIT US, MAN.

144
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BUT WHEN ARE YOU HEADING
BACK TO AMERICORPS?

145
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YEAH, FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK
THAT, CUZ NEVER. I QUIT.

146
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WHY YOU GUYS ALL LOOKING AT ME?

147
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IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME?

148
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SO, THEN JULIET SAID SHE WAS
DUMPING ME, SO I QUIT AMERICORPS.

149
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I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT IN HELPING
PEOPLE IF THERE'S NOTHING IN IT FOR ME?

150
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SO, YOU QUIT OVER A GIRL?

151
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A VERY, VERY HOT GIRL.

152
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JOE, HE'S JUST HAD HIS HEART BROKEN, ALL
RIGHT? LEAVE MY LITTLE NEPHEW ALONE.

153
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LITTLE? MEL, HE'S SIX -FOOT, 13.

154
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AUNT MEL, ARE YOU
TRYING TO BURP ME?

155
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SORRY, I'VE GOT
BABIES ON THE BRAIN.

156
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SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH
YOURSELF NOW THAT YOU'RE HOME?

157
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WELL, I'M GOING TO SHOW JULIET THAT SHE
MADE A HUGE MISTAKE FOR DUMPING ME

158
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JUST BECAUSE THAT GUY HAD
A DUCATI MOTORCYCLE.

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- SHE LEFT YOU BECAUSE HE HAD A MOTORCYCLE
- YEAH. HOW SUPERFICIAL IS THAT?

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AH, THAT'S A PRETTY HOT BIKE.

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I'M SORRY, GO ON.

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EVERY DAY THIS DOUCHE RIDES HIS FANCY
MOTORCYCLE TO HIS INTERNET START UP

163
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WHERE HE KEEPS FINDING NEW WAYS TO PROVIDE
FRESH WATER TO STARVING CHILDREN.

164
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I MEAN, HE'S ALL LIKE, "LOOK AT ME, I'M 23.
I'M SAVING THE WORLD."

165
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SO, OUT OF ALL OF THAT,
WHAT YOU GOT WAS

166
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SHE'S LEAVING ME BECAUSE
THE GUY HAS A MOTORCYCLE?

167
00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:07,547
YEAH, LIKE, WHAT IS UP
WITH HER PRIORITIES?

168
00:09:08,929 --> 00:09:13,012
RYDER, IT'S NOT ABOUT A MOTORCYCLE.
IT'S ABOUT A PERSON HAVING DRIVE.

169
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A LIFE PATH. A GOAL.

170
00:09:15,385 --> 00:09:18,938
I DO HAVE A GOAL. TO SHOW
JULIET WHAT SHE'S MISSING.

171
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YEAH, I'M SURE YOU DO
PAL, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

172
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I'M NOT HEARING ANY PLANS
SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE.

173
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YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHAT YOUR AUNT MEL
AND I ORIGINALLY SUGGESTED THAT YOU DO.

174
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YOU'RE GOING TO
APPLY TO COLLEGE.

175
00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:29,399
JOE, I CAN PLAN MY OWN FUTURE, OKAY?
I AM AN ADULT.

176
00:09:31,401 --> 00:09:33,904
IS THERE NOT A SINGLE JUICE
BOX IN THIS ENTIRE HOUSE?

177
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LISTEN TO ME, IN THREE WEEKS, THE NEXT SEMESTER
AT TOLEDO COMMUNITY COLLEGE WILL BEGIN.

178
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ALL RIGHT, AND YOU'RE GOING
TO BE MAJORING IN THIS.

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- KUNG PAO CHICKEN?
- WHAT? NO.

180
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SORRY, THAT'S THE
WRONG BROCHURE.

181
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I THINK WHAT JOE IS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT
WE JUST WANT YOU TO COME UP WITH A PLAN

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- FOR YOUR LIFE. THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
RIGHT JOE? -NOPE.

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WHAT I'M SAYING IS, UNLESS YOU FIND AN
ALTERNATIVE PLAN IN THE NEXT THREE WEEKS,

184
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I'M GOING TO BE PUTTING YOU
INTO TOLEDO COMMUNITY COLLEGE,

185
00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:02,352
AND YOU'RE GOING TO
BE MAJORING IN...

186
00:10:03,393 --> 00:10:05,986
GERIATRIC MASSAGE.

187
00:10:09,489 --> 00:10:11,732
HEY, MAN, OLD PEOPLE
NEED TO BE TOUCHED, TOO.

188
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ALL RIGHT, NEW
PREGNANCY STRATEGY.

189
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,911
I SEE WE'RE BEYOND SAYING HELLO.

190
00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,913
NO TIME, TOO EXCITED.

191
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,745
WE'RE GOING TO TRY A
NEW FERTILITY METHOD.

192
00:10:25,746 --> 00:10:28,799
MY FRIEND CHERYL DOWN IN ANIMAL CONTROL
SWEARS BY IT, AND SHE'S GOT, LIKE, NINE KIDS.

193
00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:34,303
THAT'S GREAT. I DON'T THINK WE NEED
NINE KIDS, BUT HOW DO THEY DO IT?

194
00:10:34,304 --> 00:10:37,556
YOU SAVE UP ALL YOUR LITTLE GUYS AND THEN
YOU LET THEM ALL LOOSE AT THE SAME TIME.

195
00:10:37,557 --> 00:10:41,681
OH, I LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHT, SO WE'LL GO EVERY
OTHER NIGHT SO I HAVE A LITTLE TIME TO STOCKPILE?

196
00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:43,973
NO, NO, NO, NONE OF THIS
"EVERY OTHER NIGHT" STUFF.

197
00:10:43,974 --> 00:10:47,937
NO, WE'RE WAITING UNTIL MY PEAK OVULATION!
WINDOW, AND THEN, KA-BLOOEY!

198
00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,359
MY UTERUS WON'T
KNOW WHAT HIT IT.

199
00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,191
SOUNDS GOOD. WHEN'S YOUR
PEAK OVULATION WINDOW?

200
00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:54,033
OKAY, WELL, ACCORDING TO
MY NEW APP, STORK TRACKER,

201
00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:56,826
- WHICH WAS FREE BY THE WAY.
- SO WE KNOW IT WORKS.

202
00:10:56,827 --> 00:10:59,328
GIVEN MY LAST MENSTRUAL PERIOD
AND CURRENT BASAL TEMPERATURE,

203
00:10:59,329 --> 00:11:02,371
WE ARE LOOKING AT 10 DAYS, FOUR
HOURS AND 17 MINUTES FROM NOW.

204
00:11:02,372 --> 00:11:06,336
PERFECT! HEY, WAIT, JUST SO I'M CLEAR,
YOU SAID "17 MINUTES" FROM NOW, RIGHT?

205
00:11:08,088 --> 00:11:10,459
NO, 10 DAYS FROM NOW.

206
00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,922
WHAT? 10 DAYS?

207
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:15,345
HONEY, LONGO CAN'T GO 10 DAYS.

208
00:11:16,506 --> 00:11:18,848
LONGO'S GONNA HAVE TO.

209
00:11:18,849 --> 00:11:22,261
LOOK, THAT MEANS A WEEK
FROM THURSDAY AT 8:20 P.M.

210
00:11:22,262 --> 00:11:24,804
THAT'S WHEN OUR NEXT SEX APPOINTMENT
IS, OKAY? AND NO CHEATING!

211
00:11:24,805 --> 00:11:26,977
BECAUSE I NEED EVERY SINGLE
ONE OF YOUR LITTLE SWIMMERS.

212
00:11:27,898 --> 00:11:29,149
ALL RIGHT, CAN YOU HANDLE THAT?

213
00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:33,112
- 10 DAYS FROM NOW?
- CAN YOU DO IT, JOE?

214
00:11:33,113 --> 00:11:35,815
IT'S FOR THE FUTURE,
IT'S FOR THE FAMILY.

215
00:11:35,816 --> 00:11:37,277
IT'S FOR THE LONGO BLOODLINE.

216
00:11:38,278 --> 00:11:41,781
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU
PUT IT THAT WAY? I AM ALL IN.

217
00:11:41,782 --> 00:11:42,992
STARTING IN FIVE MINUTES.

218
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,786
GET BACK HERE. HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE THEM.

219
00:11:57,637 --> 00:11:59,840
REALLY? YOU'RE MAKING
TWO SANDWICHES?

220
00:12:00,891 --> 00:12:03,013
NO, WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A PIG?
I'M ONLY MAKING ONE.

221
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,848
WAIT. BEFORE JULIET WENT
OFF WITH THE DUCATI GUY,

222
00:12:08,849 --> 00:12:11,311
DID SHE KNOW YOU COULD
MAKE SANDWICHES LIKE THIS?

223
00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:14,024
CLEARLY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I AM DOING HERE.

224
00:12:15,155 --> 00:12:17,356
NO, RYDER, I DON'T.

225
00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:19,278
OKAY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE MAKING A LIFE PLAN.

226
00:12:19,279 --> 00:12:22,992
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, JOE IS SIGNING YOU
UP FOR CLASSES IN MORTUARY SCIENCE.

227
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,824
I THOUGHT HE SAID
GERIATRIC MASSAGE?

228
00:12:24,825 --> 00:12:26,827
IS THERE REALLY A
BIG DIFFERENCE?

229
00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:35,004
- WHOO! YEAH!
- HEY. SO, HOW'S IT GOING?

230
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,466
GOOD. THAT WAS A REALLY,
REALLY GOOD RUN.

231
00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,088
BETTER THAN MY FIRST
TWO RUNS OF THE DAY.

232
00:12:39,089 --> 00:12:43,222
I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING, HONEY. THIS
WHOLE ABSTINENCE THING IS LIKE A SNAP.

233
00:12:43,223 --> 00:12:46,345
AW, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. WELL, I AM JUST
GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE A SHOWER.

234
00:12:46,346 --> 00:12:48,727
YOU'RE GOING TO GO TAKE A
SHOWER, ARE YOU? OKAY.

235
00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,810
SO YOU'LL BE IN THE SHOWER THEN?
THAT'LL BE OKAY, GOOD.

236
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:52,771
YOU'LL BE NAKED, OBVIOUSLY.

237
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,394
WITH THE WATER KIND OF
RUNNING OVER YOUR...

238
00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:58,697
SO, YOU'LL BE LATHERING
UP CERTAIN PARTS...

239
00:12:58,698 --> 00:13:00,110
I'M GOING FOR ANOTHER RUN.

240
00:13:03,743 --> 00:13:07,286
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- UNCLOGGING THE TOILET.

241
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,329
DRESSED ALL SEXY LIKE THAT?
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

242
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:13,003
YOU'RE KILLING ME! GO! GO!

243
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:16,756
OH, DON'T SHAKE IT LIKE THAT!

244
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,011
JOE, CAN YOU BUTTER MY BAGEL?

245
00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:24,974
YES, IT'S TIME. THANK GOD!
LET'S DO IT.

246
00:13:24,975 --> 00:13:27,476
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? -WHAT
DO YOU MEAN WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?

247
00:13:27,477 --> 00:13:29,188
YOU JUST ASKED ME TO
BUTTER YOUR BAGEL.

248
00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:31,020
SINCE WHEN IS "BUTTER
MY BAGEL" A EUPHEMISM?

249
00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:33,273
AFTER NINE DAYS,
EVERYTHING IS A EUPHEMISM.

250
00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:36,987
FINE, I'LL JUST
BUTTER MY OWN BAGEL.

251
00:13:38,899 --> 00:13:40,941
IF YOU'RE GOOD,
I'LL LET YOU WATCH.

252
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:43,994
SUCH A TEASE.

253
00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:51,661
SEX FREE IS STRESS FREE.
SEX IS AN ILLUSION.

254
00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:57,046
OKAY, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT.
YOU'RE SENDING YOUR BOYS IN.

255
00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:58,217
HALLELUJAH!

256
00:13:58,218 --> 00:14:01,010
SO STORK TRACKER SAYS I
WILL BE AT PEAK OVULATION

257
00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:02,461
IN NINE HOURS AND SIX MINUTES.

258
00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:04,763
THAT IS SO GREAT! THAT IS SO GREAT!
AND, HEY, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

259
00:14:04,764 --> 00:14:07,266
WE ALSO SET OUT CLOCKS
FORWARD AN HOUR, TOO, RIGHT?

260
00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:10,639
SORRY, NO. BUT YOU WANNA KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU TONIGHT?

261
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,972
NO, NO, NO! DON'T EVEN LOOK
AT ME RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?

262
00:14:12,973 --> 00:14:16,066
IF I EVEN CATCH A GLIMPSE OF YOUR
BARE ELBOW IT'S LIKE BOOM TIME!

263
00:14:17,647 --> 00:14:20,609
SO, NO KISS THEN?

264
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,402
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
GET OUT OF HERE!

265
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,085
HEY, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT
YOU AND HOW YOUR PEAK OVULATION

266
00:14:36,086 --> 00:14:38,297
IS IN 22 MINUTES AND YOU SHOULD
BE ON THE WAY HOME, RIGHT?

267
00:14:38,298 --> 00:14:39,798
AND I CHECKED TRAFFIC,
TRAFFIC IS MOVING GREAT.

268
00:14:39,799 --> 00:14:41,091
SO, YOU SHOULD BE
HOME SOON, RIGHT?

269
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,763
UM, BAD NEWS. I'M
STUCK AT THE OFFICE.

270
00:14:44,764 --> 00:14:47,006
I GOT CALLED IN TO AN
EMERGENCY BUDGET NEGOTIATION.

271
00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:50,559
- OH NO. HOW LONG IS THAT GONNA TAKE?
- I HAVE NO IDEA.

272
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,811
HONEY, LISTEN, I'M JUST
GONNA SAY THIS ONCE.

273
00:14:52,812 --> 00:14:53,933
IF YOU DON'T GET HOME SOON,

274
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:56,896
THERE'S A VERY GOOD CHANCE OUR FIRST CHILD
IS GOING LOOK JUST LIKE THE VACUUM CLEANER.

275
00:15:01,071 --> 00:15:04,984
YES, THE RED LIGHT CAMERAS BRING A LOT OF MONEY
TO THE CITY, BUT THEY ALSO GO OFF RANDOMLY.

276
00:15:04,985 --> 00:15:07,906
- IT'S NOT FAIR. -I THINK THE
GLITCHES ARE EXAGGERATED.

277
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,331
REALLY? BECAUSE SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS
A RACCOON THAT OWES THE CITY $4,000.

278
00:15:12,582 --> 00:15:15,744
WELL, THE REVENUE'S GOT TO COME
FROM SOME PLACE. YOU GOT ANY IDEAS?

279
00:15:15,745 --> 00:15:17,416
YEAH. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I HAVE A WHOLE PROPOSAL.

280
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,837
WYATT, COULD YOU MAKE
A COPIES OF THIS?

281
00:15:18,838 --> 00:15:23,043
- YOU GOT IT, CHIEF. -AND MAKE THEM DOUBLE
SIDED, BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT THE CITY.

282
00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:26,845
- HEY THERE.
- JOE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

283
00:15:26,846 --> 00:15:29,638
WELL, I KNOW YOU GUYS WERE ALL WORKING
LATE SO I BROUGHT EVERYBODY A LITTLE FOOD.

284
00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:31,851
- AW, THAT IS SO THOUGHTFUL.
- YEAH, NONE FOR YOU.

285
00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:36,475
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? -WELL, TONIGHT I
KNOW YOU'RE AT YOUR PEAK FERTILITY.

286
00:15:36,476 --> 00:15:38,937
AND, HONEY, I THINK I'M
AT MY PEAK FERTILITY.

287
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,610
I CAN'T JUST LEAVE IN THE MIDDLE
OF NEGOTIATIONS FOR AN HOUR.

288
00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:43,903
OH, TRUST ME BABE. THIS IS
NOT GOING TO TAKE AN HOUR.

289
00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:51,991
I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING, SWEETY. THIS
HAS BEEN THE LONGEST 10 DAYS OF MY LIFE.

290
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,125
YOU KNOW, I NEVER DREAMED WE'D CONCEIVE
OUR CHILD IN A CENTRAL SUPPLY CLOSET.

291
00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:00,459
I FOUND THE TONER! I
JUST NEEDED TONER.

292
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,923
I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR WAY NOW SO YOU CAN DO
WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING. I DON'T JUDGE.

293
00:16:08,348 --> 00:16:10,389
WHOO! OKAY.

294
00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:12,261
- NO, I CAN'T DO THIS.
- WHY NOT?

295
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,263
HE'S OUT THERE LISTENING. I
KNOW HE'S OUT THERE LISTENING.

296
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:17,357
ARE YOU KIDDING? WHAT KIND OF FREAK
WOULD BE OUTSIDE THE DOOR LISTENING?

297
00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:20,060
HELLO.

298
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,365
WE'RE GONNA FIND
SOME OTHER PLACE.

299
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:36,955
SO, LET ME GUESS. ENDLESSLY PLAYING VIDEO
GAMES IS THE LIFE PLAN YOU CAME UP WITH?

300
00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:39,828
OH, NO. MY PLAN IS COMPLETE.

301
00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:43,582
I'M JUST REWARDING MYSELF
FOR A JOB WELL DONE.

302
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,425
ADMIT IT, RYDER. YOU HAVE
NO LIFE PLAN AT ALL.

303
00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:49,049
OH YEAH? THEN WHAT
DO YOU CALL THIS?

304
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,011
A TOILET PAPER ROLL.

305
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,265
UPON WHICH, MY PLAN IS WRITTEN.
NOW, LISTEN UP.

306
00:16:56,686 --> 00:16:57,897
I WOULDN'T SIT THERE.

307
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,351
OPERATION SHOW JULIET.

308
00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:04,903
FIRST, I'M GOING TO
WIN A NOBEL PRIZE.

309
00:17:04,904 --> 00:17:07,696
I CAN'T BELIEVE I
EVER DOUBTED YOU.

310
00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:10,989
I'M GOING TO CROSS A FLYING
SQUIRREL WITH A JAGUAR AND CREATE

311
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,862
THE WORLD'S CUTEST SLASH
DEADLIEST ANIMAL.

312
00:17:13,863 --> 00:17:16,745
THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GOING
TO WIN A NOBEL PRIZE?

313
00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:18,157
COME ON, A FLYING JAGUAR?

314
00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:21,831
ONCE AMERICA HAS THAT, NO ONE WILL MESS
WITH US. IT WILL BE THE END OF WAR.

315
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:25,714
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
GOING TO TELL JOE?

316
00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:27,836
YOU KNOW, AFTER THREE WEEKS,
HE'S GOING TO BE EXPECTING

317
00:17:27,837 --> 00:17:30,090
A BETTER PLAN THAN A
FLYING JAGU-IRREL!

318
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,134
OKAY, CLEARLY YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS.
I'M GONNA DRAW IT SO YOU CAN VISUALIZE.

319
00:17:35,135 --> 00:17:38,597
WHAT I'M VISUALIZING IS YOU
LIVING UNDER AN OVERPASS.

320
00:17:38,598 --> 00:17:41,600
BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE YOU'RE
GOING TO BE WHEN JOE KICKS YOU OUT.

321
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:43,482
YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE GOING TO
BE SO NEGATIVE ALL THE TIME,

322
00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:44,774
I'M NOT LETTING YOU IN
ON THE KICKSTARTER.

323
00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:49,067
RYDER, RYDER, LISTEN TO ME.

324
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,992
IF YOU KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS, NO GIRL
WILL EVER WANT TO TOUCH YOU AGAIN.

325
00:17:54,654 --> 00:17:55,995
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

326
00:17:57,157 --> 00:18:01,910
I MEAN, NO GIRL WILL EVER WANT
TO TOUCH YOU AGAIN. EVER.

327
00:18:01,911 --> 00:18:05,043
OKAY, YOU NEED A PLAN.
A REAL PLAN.

328
00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:08,086
EVEN IF IT'S NOT FOR JULIET,
IT SHOULD BE FOR YOU.

329
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,470
FIND SOMETHING THAT MATTERS TO YOU.
A GOAL.

330
00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:13,051
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

331
00:18:13,052 --> 00:18:14,673
ANYTHING.

332
00:18:14,674 --> 00:18:17,386
YOU KNOW, START SMALL. LIKE, GET YOUR
JOB BACK AT THE LASER TAG PLACE.

333
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,099
OH YEAH, LIKE I COULD EVER MAKE A
CRAZY PLAN LIKE THAT COME TRUE.

334
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:24,183
THERE'S AN OLD SAYING...

335
00:18:24,184 --> 00:18:28,938
A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND STEPS STARTS
WITH YOU TAKING OFF THAT FILTHY ROBE.

336
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,943
YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN DO THAT.
YEAH.

337
00:18:34,944 --> 00:18:37,866
- I'M EVEN GONNA PUT ON PANTS. -OH,
RYDER, YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR.

338
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:38,948
WELL THAT CHANGES TODAY.

339
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,459
YOU KNOW, BEING IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY
CAR MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M 16 AGAIN.

340
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,252
- WHAT?
- I MEAN 18.

341
00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:55,964
- MEL, LESS TALKING, MORE
GETTING PREGNANT. -OKAY.

342
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:57,516
(vibrating sound)

343
00:18:57,517 --> 00:18:59,558
OOH, SOMEBODY BROUGHT TOYS.

344
00:18:59,559 --> 00:19:01,431
NO, HONEY, I THINK THAT'S
YOUR PHONE VIBRATING.

345
00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:04,853
OH, IT'S CITY COUNCIL
ASKING WHERE I AM.

346
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:08,857
B-R-B. NOW, LET'S GO!
WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!

347
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:10,979
GET UP HERE, GET UP HERE.
WHAT THE...

348
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,901
IT'S A COP!

349
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,864
OH MY GOD, CAN HE COME
BACK IN FIVE MINUTES?

350
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,407
WELL, WELL, WELL.

351
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:23,372
I THOUGHT ALL YOU HIGH-PRICED CALL GIRLS
WORKED THE MARQUIS GRAND DOWNTOWN.

352
00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:25,494
HIGH-PRICED?

353
00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:31,049
THANK YOU, BUT I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE.
I'M COUNCILWOMAN, MEL BURKE.

354
00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:34,052
OH! SORRY ABOUT THAT,
COUNCILWOMAN BURKE.

355
00:19:34,053 --> 00:19:35,844
AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND.

356
00:19:35,845 --> 00:19:39,218
HOW YOU DOING THERE OFFICER? SORRY,
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN EVER AGAIN!

357
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:43,011
YEAH, IT'S JUST THAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR
MONTHS AND MONTHS TO GET PREGNANT AND

358
00:19:43,012 --> 00:19:46,104
- I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
- LET ME GUESS.

359
00:19:46,105 --> 00:19:49,187
- TONIGHT'S YOUR PEAK FERTILITY?
- YES, EXACTLY!

360
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,979
NOW, DO YOU HAVE
YOUR THERMOMETER?

361
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:54,113
BECAUSE THE OPTIMAL UTERINE
TEMPERATURE IS 99.6.

362
00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:56,776
WHAT KIND OF COP ARE YOU?

363
00:19:56,777 --> 00:19:59,908
MY WIFE AND I WENT
THROUGH THE SAME THING.

364
00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:01,910
YOU KNOW CHERYL, DOWN
IN ANIMAL CONTROL.

365
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:03,663
YES! THIS IS HER METHOD.

366
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,499
WELL, LISTEN, YOU FOLKS OBVIOUSLY
HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO GET TO.

367
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,792
I'M GOING TO RUN SOME TRAFFIC
CONTROL SO NO ONE DISTURBS YOU.

368
00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:15,715
OH, AND, GOOD LUCK!

369
00:20:17,006 --> 00:20:18,758
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

370
00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:22,971
OH, I SEE. I SEE. SO, YOU CAN'T GET
IN ON THE NICE PRIVATE SUPPLY CLOSET

371
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,894
BUT WITH THE COP STANDING RIGHT
THERE, YOU'RE GOOD TO GO!

372
00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:29,187
I HAVE TO WORK WITH THOSE PEOPLE.
BUT THIS IS KINDA HOT.

373
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:32,021
AH, WHAT THE HELL. WE'LL HAVE A
NICE STORY TO TELL OUR KIDS.

374
00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:37,116
NOTHING TO SEE HERE,
PEOPLE, MOVE ALONG!

375
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,200
OH, THAT REALLY GETS ME GOING.

376
00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:46,915
I'M SO NERVOUS, I
NEED A GLASS OF WINE.

377
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:49,828
NO, NO, NO, NO WINE FOR YOU.
YOU MIGHT BE PREGNANT.

378
00:20:49,829 --> 00:20:52,831
WHY HASN'T SCIENCE FOUND
A WORKAROUND FOR THAT?

379
00:20:52,832 --> 00:20:56,254
HEY, LOOK, WHATEVER
HAPPENS TONIGHT

380
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,006
WE HAD FUN TRYING, OKAY?

381
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:02,010
RIGHT. YEAH, I MEAN, IF IT'S NOT THIS
TIME IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.

382
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,802
RIGHT, HEY, AT LEAST I CAN
HAVE THAT GLASS OF WINE.

383
00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:05,885
THERE YOU GO, THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

384
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,438
HEY, YOU GUYS BUSY?
I GOT BIG NEWS.

385
00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:12,651
WE MIGHT HAVE SOME BIG NEWS TOO, BUT WE
GOT 13 SECONDS TO KILL, SO YOU FIRST.

386
00:21:12,652 --> 00:21:15,394
OKAY, I'VE FINALLY DECIDED WHAT
I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.

387
00:21:15,395 --> 00:21:16,695
NO, HE HASN'T!

388
00:21:16,696 --> 00:21:19,858
- YES, I HAVE. YOU GUYS ARE GOING
TO BE SO HAPPY. -OH, THAT'S GREAT!

389
00:21:19,859 --> 00:21:21,660
I CAN'T WAIT TO
HEAR THE PLAN MAN.

390
00:21:21,661 --> 00:21:23,782
- I'M GOING TO JOIN THE NAVY.
- (timer dings)

391
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,954
SO, WHAT'S YOUR NEWS?