1 00:00:04,750 --> 00:00:05,999 Joey: HEY, MEL. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,079 LOOK AT THIS. 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,079 MY MOM'S ON HER WAY HERE, BUT SHE JUST SENT ME THIS VIDEO BEFORE SHE GOT ON THE PLANE. 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,169 Aren't you proud of me, Joey? 5 00:00:12,170 --> 00:00:14,329 I'm so high-tech. 6 00:00:14,330 --> 00:00:16,709 Anyway, I just saw the pilot. 7 00:00:16,710 --> 00:00:19,169 He doesn't even look old enough to shave. 8 00:00:19,170 --> 00:00:20,790 I think I saw pimples. 9 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:22,789 Anyway, 10 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,289 if the worst should happen 11 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:25,749 and it probably will, 12 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:29,119 don't let your brother and sister give away my furniture. 13 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,419 And one of you has to adopt Mr. Whiskers. 14 00:00:31,420 --> 00:00:33,330 Not your sister. Bye. 15 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:36,119 YOU HEAR THAT? 16 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,249 THAT'S THE CLOSEST MY MOM'S COME TO EVER MAKING A WILL. 17 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:39,120 SERIOUSLY? 18 00:00:39,121 --> 00:00:40,959 SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING WRITTEN DOWN? 19 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:42,789 NOPE, SHE WILL NOT TALK ABOUT DYING, HONEY. 20 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:45,249 I ONCE SUGGESTED THAT WE PLAY AMAZING GRACE AT HER FUNERAL, 21 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:47,119 AND SHE ACCUSED ME OF WANTING HER DEAD. 22 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,169 "YES, MOM, I WANT YOU DEAD 23 00:00:49,170 --> 00:00:51,289 "BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO HEAR AMAZING GRACE." 24 00:00:51,290 --> 00:00:53,579 AW, JOE, I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LEFT WITH THE MESS 25 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:56,170 MY MOM AND DAD HAD TO GO THROUGH WHEN MY NANNY-NOO DIED. 26 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:58,619 YOUR NANNY-NOO? 27 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:00,879 YEAH, IT'S WHAT WE CALLED MY GRANDMA. 28 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,709 YOU KNOW, WHEN SHE DIED WITHOUT A WILL. 29 00:01:02,710 --> 00:01:05,079 LEAVING 16 BURKE GRANDCHILDREN TO FIGHT OVER 30 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:09,079 A MONKEY PAW UMBRELLA AND AN AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO OF LIBERACE. 31 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,959 I'M STILL STUCK ON NANNY-NOO. 32 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,789 HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT? 33 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:14,459 WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR MOM WHEN SHE'S HERE THIS WEEKEND? FACE-TO-FACE. 34 00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:17,289 NO. NO, NO. MY MOTHER WILL NOT TALK ABOUT DYING. 35 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:19,329 I'M NOT TALKING TO HER ABOUT IT, YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO HER ABOUT IT, 36 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,459 NOBODY'S TALKING TO HER ABOUT IT. 37 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:21,579 BUT IT'S THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY, 38 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:24,329 - OTHERWISE... - ♪ AMAZING GRACE ♪ 39 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:27,459 ♪ HOW SWEET THE SOUND ♪ 40 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:29,169 (theme music playing) 41 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:31,789 ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK ♪ 42 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:34,080 ♪ WITH ME ♪ 43 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,709 AND THE WEATHER TURNED SO COLD ALL OF A SUDDEN, 44 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:41,289 ALL MY FLOWERS DIED. 45 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:43,079 IF ONLY I HAD PLANNED BETTER 46 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,419 BEFORE THEY ALL WENT 47 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:46,420 (mimics plane crashing) DEAD. 48 00:01:52,170 --> 00:01:53,539 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING. 49 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:55,499 WHAT? NO. HM-MMM. NO. WE HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. 50 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,169 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HONEY? 51 00:01:57,170 --> 00:01:59,669 - YEAH. OKAY, YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY HAND REALLY TIGHT. -I'M SORRY. 52 00:01:59,670 --> 00:02:01,039 (doorbell rings) 53 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,619 OH, I'LL GET IT. 54 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:04,829 I WON'T ASK ABOUT GRANDCHILDREN, 55 00:02:04,830 --> 00:02:06,879 UNLESS I SHOULD ASK ABOUT GRANDCHILDREN? 56 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,210 - MOM! - I WASN'T ASKING. 57 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:10,329 DADDY! 58 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,079 HELLO, PUMPKIN! 59 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,039 AND WHO DO WE HAVE HERE? 60 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,289 WHY IT'S GLORIA LONGO. 61 00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:18,289 PLEASURE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MY LADY. 62 00:02:18,290 --> 00:02:19,539 SENATOR. 63 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,210 I HAVE TO SHARE MY TIME HERE WITH THAT ONE? 64 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:25,379 I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS COMING OVER. 65 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:27,419 IT WAS A TOTAL SURPRISE TO ME. RIGHT, DADDY? 66 00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:29,289 YUP. JUST FLEW IN ON A SPUR. 67 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:30,709 I LOVE COMING TO TOLEDO. 68 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:32,169 I GET TO VISIT MY DAUGHTER, 69 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:34,039 I GET TO VISIT MY PARENTS. 70 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,289 OH, YOUR PARENTS LIVE HERE? 71 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:36,960 THEIR SOULS DO... 72 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,789 AT TOLEDO FOREVER CEMETERY. 73 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:42,749 I'VE GOT A SPOT RIGHT NEXT TO THEM. 74 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,210 SURPRISINGLY AFFORDABLE. 75 00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:46,829 PLANNING FOR YOUR ESTATE, 76 00:02:46,830 --> 00:02:48,709 WHAT A LOVING THING TO DO FOR YOUR FAMILY. 77 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:49,959 SIT. TELL US MORE! 78 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,539 YOU BROUGHT YOUR FATHER HERE 79 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:53,169 TO TALK TO MY MOTHER ABOUT DEATH? 80 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:54,709 I DID IT FOR YOU, OKAY? 81 00:02:54,710 --> 00:02:56,579 GLORIA WILL LISTEN TO SOMEONE HER OWN AGE. 82 00:02:56,580 --> 00:02:57,919 AND, IF SHE GETS MAD, 83 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,749 SHE'LL GIVE HIM THE EVIL EYE, NOT YOU AND ME. 84 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,789 HOW COULD YOU... 85 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:03,789 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT COULD ACTUALLY WORK. 86 00:03:03,790 --> 00:03:05,619 SO, TELL ME, GLORIA, 87 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,959 HAVE YOU HAD THE CONVERSATION WITH YOUR FAMILY 88 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,419 ABOUT WHAT YOU'D LIKE DONE AFTER YOU... 89 00:03:10,420 --> 00:03:15,120 SHUFFLE OFF THIS VERY SHAPELY MORTAL COIL? 90 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:19,789 WHAT? 91 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:23,790 GIVE UP THE GHOST. KICK THE BUCKET. DIE. 92 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:28,249 OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. 93 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:31,040 THIS IS AMAZING GRACE ALL OVER AGAIN! 94 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,209 WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL GET LUCKY, JOEY, 95 00:03:35,210 --> 00:03:37,169 AND I'LL JUST CROAK IN MY SLEEP TONIGHT. 96 00:03:37,170 --> 00:03:38,209 SWEET DREAMS. 97 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:40,619 MA! MOM! MOM! MOM! 98 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,079 WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S NOT WHAT... 99 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,329 THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY MEANT! MOM! 100 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:46,539 WAY TO GO GUYS. NICE PLAN. THAT'S EXCELLENT. MM-HMM. 101 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:48,289 NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO UP THERE AND APOLOGIZE TO HER 102 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:49,829 FOR SOMETHING THAT I DID NOT DO. 103 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:53,119 CALM DOWN. YOUR MOTHER'S A VERY SENSITIVE SOUL. 104 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:56,790 I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND SEE IF I CAN SMOOTH THINGS OVER. 105 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,579 NO OFFENSE, JOSEPH, BUT... 106 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,880 YOU KIND OF SET PEOPLE OFF. 107 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,959 (knocking at the door) 108 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,169 ZANDER! (chuckles nervously) 109 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,959 WE NEED TO TALK... 110 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,709 ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY. 111 00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:20,249 OH, YOU MEAN WHEN WE FELL INTO BED TOGETHER? 112 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:22,379 AND ROLLED AROUND AND STUFF? 113 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:23,749 YEAH. 114 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:26,459 THE ROLLING AROUND AND EVERYTHING WAS 115 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,879 EXCITING AND PASSIONATE. 116 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,619 THANK YOU. YOU WERE NO SLOUCH, EITHER. 117 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:32,119 THANKS. 118 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,119 BUT, UM, YOU KNOW, 119 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:38,039 I THINK WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP WE'RE GOING TO HAVE. 120 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,919 - YOU KNOW, WE'RE GREAT AT BEING FRIENDS. -AGREED. 121 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,539 AND WE'RE GREAT AT... 122 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:45,079 ROLLING AROUND. 123 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,789 (laughs) TOTALLY AGREED. 124 00:04:47,790 --> 00:04:50,499 BUT, EVERY TIME WE TRY TO DO THE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND THING, 125 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:53,829 YOU KNOW, IT JUST ENDS UP IN TEARS AND SOBBING. 126 00:04:53,830 --> 00:04:55,540 I DON'T STIFLE MY FEELINGS. 127 00:04:56,790 --> 00:04:59,499 OKAY. MY POINT IS, 128 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:04,039 YOU KNOW, WHAT IF WE JUST KEEP THE FUN STUFF, AND LOSE THE TRICKY RELATIONSHIP STUFF? 129 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,749 YOU MEAN, BE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS? 130 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:09,119 YEAH. EXCEPT I WISH IT DIDN'T SOUND SO CLICHE. 131 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:12,289 OH, OH! WHAT IF WE CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE, UM... 132 00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:13,959 "FRIENDS PLUS"? 133 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,620 OH, HOW ABOUT "AMIGOS CON EL SEXO"? 134 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:19,749 SUPAH-FRIENDS. 135 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:21,079 ONLY IF WE CAN SPELL IT WITH A "Z." 136 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,749 OH, NO. JUST A SECOND. 137 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:25,209 IF WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, 138 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:27,379 I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT WE ARE NOT EXCLUSIVE. 139 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:30,879 IF THE OPPORTUNITY ARISES TO HAVE A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, 140 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:31,919 WE CAN PURSUE IT. 141 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,169 ABSOLUTELY. 142 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:35,959 AND BELIEVE ME, OTHER LADIES ARE GONNA BE INTERESTED 143 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,379 - IN THE ZAN-MAN. - DON'T CALL YOURSELF THAT. 144 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,170 - I WAS JUST TRYING IT OUT. - IT'S REALLY BAD. 145 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:46,379 DADDY? 146 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:47,999 HEY, PUMPKIN. 147 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,039 WHY ARE YOU COMING OUT OF GLORIA'S ROOM IN YOUR UNDERWEAR? 148 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,669 WELL, WHEN I FIRST CAME UPSTAIRS, 149 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:55,499 GLORIA WAS IN TEARS, POOR THING. 150 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,789 SHE WAS FEELINGS LIKE HER LIFE WAS OVER. 151 00:05:57,790 --> 00:06:00,119 BUT TOGETHER, WE HAVE PROVEN 152 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,250 THAT SHE IS STILL FULL OF VITALITY AND PASSION. 153 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:07,039 YOU SLEPT WITH HER? 154 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:11,119 OH, MEL, YOU KNOW I NEVER KISS AND TELL... 155 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,830 BUT HELL YEAH. 156 00:06:18,710 --> 00:06:20,170 HEY. SO, HOW'S MY MOM? 157 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,170 BETTER. 158 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:29,250 APPARENTLY, MY FATHER GAVE HER A GOOD... 159 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,210 TALKING TO. 160 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:35,419 SO, ARE THEY WRAPPING IT UP? 161 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:38,000 I HOPE THEY WRAPPED IT UP BEFORE THEY STARTED. 162 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,039 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 163 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,249 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GONNA GO UP THERE AND SAY GOOD NIGHT TO HER, THEN. 164 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:47,039 NO, NO, NO, NO! YOUR MOM IS TOTALLY WORN OUT. 165 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,170 YOU KNOW, FROM ALL THE... 166 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,210 (high-pitched) TALKING. 167 00:06:58,170 --> 00:06:59,579 HELLO. 168 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:01,579 I'M HERE FOR OUR FIRST NIGHT OF BENEFITS BETWEEN FRIENDS 169 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:02,620 AS SCHEDULED. 170 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,329 EXCELLENT. AND, SINCE THIS ISN'T A DATE-DATE, 171 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:09,170 I DIDN'T SHAVE MY LEGS. 172 00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:11,669 NEITHER DID I. 173 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:13,039 (laughing) 174 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,749 AND I BROUGHT YOU A CUPCAKE. 175 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,289 A GIFT? 176 00:07:16,290 --> 00:07:18,919 YOU CAN'T BRING ME GIFTS! THAT'S A COUPLES THING! 177 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,330 IT'S JUST A CUPCAKE. 178 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,579 NO, ZANDER, WE HAVE TO BE CRYSTAL CLEAR, OKAY? 179 00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:26,169 THERE CAN BE NO DATE-LIKE ACTIVITIES. 180 00:07:26,170 --> 00:07:29,419 NO NUZZLING, NO CUDDLING, AND DEFINITELY NO GIFTS! 181 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:31,119 OKAY, FINE THEN. 182 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,289 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL JUST EAT THE CUPCAKE, THEN. 183 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:36,289 YEAH! MMM! 184 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,579 IT'S DELICIOUS! 185 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:39,580 YOU HAPPY? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? 186 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,459 OKAY, MAYBE I OVERREACTED. 187 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:47,209 I'M SORRY. LET'S JUST GO UPSTAIRS. 188 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:48,250 HERE. 189 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,080 YOU KNOW WHAT? I... 190 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,380 I THINK I ATE THAT TOO FAST. 191 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:56,329 I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. I GOTTA GO HOME. 192 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:57,620 I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO THIS TO MYSELF. 193 00:08:02,330 --> 00:08:04,499 (humming happily) 194 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:05,669 HI, GLORIA. 195 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:07,289 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT WHILE JOE WASN'T HERE, 196 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:11,459 THAT MAYBE WE COULD TAKE A FEW SECONDS TO TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED... 197 00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:12,499 LAST NIGHT. 198 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:15,879 YES, WELL, YOUR FATHER SAID HE RAN INTO YOU. 199 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,380 (laughing) WHOO. 200 00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:21,079 OH, THAT RUSSELL BURKE. HE IS AN AMAZING MAN. 201 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:24,329 HE MADE ME FEEL SO ALIVE! 202 00:08:24,330 --> 00:08:26,249 I'M STILL TINGLING. 203 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:29,170 WELL, YOU KNOW, IF THAT TINGLING CONTINUES, YOU MAY WANT TO SEE A DOCTOR. 204 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,749 THERE I WAS, WALLOWING IN MY SELF-PITY, 205 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,289 FEELING MY LIFE WAS OVER. 206 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:37,459 HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR, SWOOPED IN, 207 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:38,999 AND PUMPED THE LIFE BACK INTO ME! 208 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,919 OKAY, UM... 209 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,329 THAT BRINGS ME TO MY QUESTION. 210 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:45,709 UM, WHEN ARE YOU PLANNING TO TELL YOUR SON? 211 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:47,379 NEVER. 212 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:50,330 THREE CHILDREN, AND HE STILL THINKS I'M THE VIRGIN MARY. 213 00:08:52,210 --> 00:08:54,249 GOOD MORNING, PUMPKIN, 214 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:56,619 AND GOOD MORNING, YOU LOVELY LADY. 215 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,209 (giggling) RUSSELL, NO! 216 00:08:58,210 --> 00:09:00,039 JOEY COULD COME IN HERE AND SEE US. 217 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,039 WELL, IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR LOOKING SO FETCHING. 218 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,079 I CAN'T HELP MYSELF. 219 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:07,119 OH, THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME ON SO MANY LEVELS. 220 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:11,169 RUSSELL IS TAKING ME TO THAT ZOO WITH THE HIPPOS. 221 00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:12,080 THE HIPPOQUARIUM. 222 00:09:13,710 --> 00:09:15,040 IT'S MATING SEASON. 223 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,919 YEAH, APPARENTLY. 224 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,459 HEY, GOOD MORNING. 225 00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:24,619 OH, MORNING, JOSEPH. 226 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:27,289 LISTEN, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR MOTHER OUT FOR A LITTLE SIGHTSEEING. 227 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:30,999 OH, YES! AND, TO CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THE ESTATE PLANNING. 228 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,750 (giggling) AND THAT IS ALL. 229 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:37,039 HEY, HEY, HEY, LISTEN, 230 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,499 JUST REAL FAST. 231 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:42,420 I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY MOTHER. 232 00:09:44,290 --> 00:09:48,329 I MEAN, APPARENTLY, YOU KNOW, YOU REACHED HER IN A WAY I WAS NEVER ABLE TO. 233 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:50,080 (spits) 234 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,120 I CAN'T SAY YOU'RE WRONG, JOSEPH. 235 00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:02,040 YOUR DAD DID SOMETHING TO MY MOM. 236 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:04,499 YOU CAN TELL? 237 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,459 OH, YEAH. 238 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:08,459 HE GAVE HER, UM... 239 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:10,040 PEACE OF MIND. 240 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,079 THE PEACE OF MIND THAT ONLY COMES, HONEY, 241 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,119 WHEN ALL YOUR AFFAIRS ARE IN ORDER. 242 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,879 MM-HMM. 243 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:20,000 HMM. MM-HMM. 244 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:22,419 ARE YOU KEEPING SOMETHING FROM ME? 245 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:23,999 - HMM? - HEY, COME ON. 246 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,169 WE PROMISED ALWAYS TO TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING. 247 00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:27,669 I MEAN, COME ON, 248 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,169 WE CAN KEEP, LIKE, ONE LITTLE THING FROM EACH OTHER, RIGHT? 249 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,170 ISN'T THAT EXCITING? 250 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,000 I MEAN, DOESN'T THAT KEEP THE MYSTERY ALIVE? 251 00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:35,959 COME ON! LET ME KEEP THIS ONE THING FROM YOU? 252 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,169 MEL! 253 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,999 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 254 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,789 UM... 255 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:45,579 LAST NIGHT WHEN MY FATHER WENT UPSTAIRS TO SOOTHE YOUR MOTHER, 256 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:47,379 HE... 257 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,539 YOU KNOW, 258 00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:51,040 "SOOTHED" HER. 259 00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:55,829 YOU KNOW, IN THAT PRIMAL, MASCULINE WAY 260 00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:58,750 THAT ONLY A MAN CAN DO FOR A WOMAN? 261 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,290 HE BOUGHT HER JEWELRY? 262 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,879 JOE, THEY HAD SEX WITH EACH OTHER! 263 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,289 HA! WHAT? 264 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:10,919 (laughing) 265 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,249 HONEY, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 266 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:15,880 MY MOTHER DOESN'T DO THAT. 267 00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:20,379 JOE, HASN'T IT BEEN, LIKE, 25 YEARS SINCE YOUR FATHER LEFT? 268 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,459 YES, AND THAT'S THE ONLY MAN SHE'S EVER BEEN WITH. 269 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:24,919 HEY, LISTEN TO ME, MY MOTHER IS A SAINT. 270 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,749 JOE, 271 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:30,829 YOU MOTHER IS THE ONE THAT TOLD ME, 272 00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:33,250 AND THAT SAINT WOULDN'T LIE, WOULD SHE? 273 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,210 (sadly) NO. 274 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:46,579 ARE YOU OKAY? 275 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,209 ALL RIGHT. 276 00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:49,619 YEAH, I THINK I READ ABOUT THIS. 277 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:51,670 THIS IS AN ANGER COMA. 278 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,580 NO. NO, I'M UM... 279 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,419 I'M FINE. 280 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,540 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 281 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,289 GOING FOR A LITTLE RUN. 282 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,459 WHERE? 283 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,080 CANADA. 284 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:14,209 (yelling) 285 00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:16,709 - WHAT'S UP WITH JOE? -OH, YOU KNOW HIM. HE GETS STRESSED. 286 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:18,669 THERE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN AN UNSETTLING EVENT 287 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:21,879 BETWEEN GLORIA AND YOUR GRANDFATHER. 288 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:22,919 (gasps) 289 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,079 GRANDPA AND JOE'S MOM HAD SEX? 290 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,789 HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT SO FAST? 291 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,249 AND PLEASE, DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD AGAIN! 292 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:31,079 OH, COME ON. THEY'RE SINGLE, THEY'RE HAPPY. 293 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,169 NOBODY GOT HURT. I MEAN, GOOD FOR THEM. 294 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,209 NO. NO. NO! NO, NOT GOOD FOR THEM! 295 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:36,499 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE GLORIA'S HEART 296 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,579 IS GONNA BE SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES, 297 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:40,459 BECAUSE MY DAD IS A PLAYER. HE'S LIKE A PIRATE. 298 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,579 HE INVADES A TOWN, TAKES ITS BOOTY, 299 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:44,420 AND THEN RELOADS THE CANNON FOR THE NEXT CONQUEST. 300 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:47,499 I'M JUST SAYING THAT I THINK IT'S CUTE 301 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,419 THAT YOUR DAD AND JOE'S MOM CAN GET THEIR GRANDFREAK ON. 302 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:52,960 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT. 303 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,079 YOU KNOW, I THINK MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE MOVIE 304 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,879 WAS WEN GUNTER WENT TO THE EMPTY CITY, 305 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,209 AND REALIZED HE WAS INSIDE HIS OWN SOUL. 306 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:06,579 YEAH, YOU KNOW, IF YOU ONLY SEE ONE POSTMODERN, SWEDISH, FILM NOIR THIS YEAR, 307 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:09,710 IT SHOULD DEFINITELY BE TOM STAD, TOM SJAL, JA? 308 00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:14,209 HEY, UH, WANNA HANG OUT HERE FOR A LITTLE BIT? 309 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,289 OH, UH, SURE. 310 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:20,329 AND, YOU KNOW, SINCE WE DIDN'T GET TO DO THE "SUPAH-FRIENDZ" THING LAST TIME, 311 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:22,459 MAYBE WE COULD HAVE SOME OF THE "SUPAH" PART RIGHT NOW? 312 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:25,419 UH, EXCEPT THAT WE JUST CAME BACK FROM A MOVIE. 313 00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:28,499 IF WE HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW, DOESN'T THAT MAKE THIS WHOLE EVENING KIND OF LIKE A DATE? 314 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,669 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT COUPLES DO. 315 00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:32,169 OH, DARN. YOU'RE RIGHT. 316 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:34,829 UM, WELL, WHAT IF WE HAVE A BRIEF WAITING PERIOD 317 00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,039 AND THEN HAVE SEX? 318 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,749 (gasps) WHAT IF WE WAIT AN HOUR? 319 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,079 LIKE BETWEEN EATING AND SWIMMING? 320 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,209 YEAH, GREAT. 321 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:43,619 OH, EXCEPT I HAVE STUDY GROUP IN AN HOUR. 322 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:46,579 SO, WE'D EITHER HAVE TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW OR WE CAN'T AT ALL. 323 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,039 WELL, THEN OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T. 324 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,619 WELL... 325 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,329 THANK YOU FOR RESPECTING THE RULES 326 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,420 AND RESPECTING ME. 327 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,210 (giggling) 328 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,709 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 329 00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:11,919 I'M THINKING THAT HIPPOPOTAMUS HAD THE RIGHT IDEA. 330 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,999 - HEY GUYS, WHAT'S UP? - OH, NOTHING. 331 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,249 RUSSELL WAS JUST DROPPING ME OFF. 332 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:18,039 HE REALLY SOLD ME ON THE ESTATE PLANNING, TODAY. 333 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,119 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SENATOR. 334 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,460 HAPPY TO HELP. 335 00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,919 WELL, I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE QUITE BUSY, 336 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,119 SO I'LL BE ON MY WAY. 337 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,040 NOT SO FAST, RUSSELL. 338 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,789 IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT, UM... 339 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:39,000 YOU AND MY MOTHER HAVE BECOME INTIMATE. 340 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:45,459 WHAT'S HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND MY MOTHER I KNOW MEANT A LOT TO HER, 341 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:48,119 AND SHE'S GONNA EXPECT THAT IT MEANT A LOT TO YOU, TOO. 342 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,669 SO, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO STEP UP AND DO THE RIGHT THING BY HER. 343 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,749 WELL, OF COURSE, SON. 344 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:56,209 I'M GONNA CALL HER TOMORROW. I'M NOT A COMPLETE CAD. 345 00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:59,289 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. (laughing) 346 00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,749 NO, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO A LOT MORE THAN THAT. 347 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:04,460 YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO MARRY HER. 348 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,999 MARRY HER? 349 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,249 YEAH. I KNOW THAT SOUNDS OLD SCHOOL, BUT THAT'S HOW MY MOTHER IS. 350 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,829 SHE IS NOT THE "HOOK UP" TYPE. 351 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,499 TO BE HONEST, 352 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,709 WHEN MEL FIRST ASKED ME TO COME AND TALK TO YOUR MOTHER, 353 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,999 I HAD ULTERIOR MOTIVES, 354 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,579 BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER HAS INTRIGUED ME 355 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:25,289 FROM THE VERY FIRST MOMENT SHE SNEERED AT ME. 356 00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:28,249 NOW, NORMALLY SOMETHING BRIEF 357 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:31,249 AND PHYSICAL WOULD BE ALL THAT I'D BE INTERESTED IN, 358 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,539 BUT NOT WITH GLORIA. 359 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,830 SHE'S CAPTURED MY HEART. 360 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:38,669 MAYBE IT'S TIME I HAD A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP 361 00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,920 WITH YOUR MOTHER. 362 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,709 WOW. 363 00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:47,619 THIS IS AMAZING. 364 00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,539 I SWEAR MAN, I THOUGHT THERE WAS LIKE AN 80% CHANCE 365 00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:50,789 I WAS GONNA HAVE TO MESS YOU UP. 366 00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:52,749 (laughing) 367 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:55,000 OH GOD. 368 00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:00,709 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SON? 369 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,790 ALL THIS ADRENALINE HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE, RUSSELL. 370 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,039 MOM, WE NEED TO TALK. 371 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,079 YEAH? 372 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,499 I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND RUSSELL. 373 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,580 OH GOD, YOU KILLED HIM? 374 00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:15,079 NO, NO, MOM, MOM, I DID NOT KILL HIM. 375 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,499 IN FACT, WE HAD A VERY GOOD CONVERSATION, MOM. 376 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,169 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HE IS GONNA STEP UP AND DO THE RIGHT THING BY YOU. 377 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:21,379 WAIT A MINUTE, HE THINKS YOU'RE FANTASTIC, MOM. 378 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:25,079 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HE WANTS TO HAVE A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. 379 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,119 SO, BOOK THE BANQUET ROOM AT TRAVATO'S, MOMMY, 380 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,619 BECAUSE I THINK THIS COULD LEAD TO MARRIAGE! 381 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:32,539 OH, GOD FORBID. 382 00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:33,579 WHAT? 383 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,380 WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST KILLED HIM? 384 00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:39,249 NOW I'VE GOTTA GO BREAK ANOTHER HEART! 385 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,329 WHAT IS IT WITH MEN THESE DAYS? 386 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:44,789 YOU SPEND ONE NIGHT WITH THEM, AND THEN THEY START HEARING WEDDING BELLS. 387 00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:47,789 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 388 00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:48,879 SWEETHEART, 389 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:52,379 I KNOW YOU THINK I'M AS PURE AS A SAINT, 390 00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:55,000 BUT RUSSELL BURKE WAS NOT THE FIRST. 391 00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:58,420 HE WASN'T EVEN THE FIRST SENATOR. 392 00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:02,419 YOU'VE BEEN WITH OTHER MEN? 393 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:06,169 JOEY, YOUR FATHER LEFT 25 YEARS AGO! 394 00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:08,079 I'M A SEXUAL BEING! 395 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:12,620 DID YOU REALLY THINK I WENT OUT AND PLAYED CANASTA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT? 396 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,170 YES! 397 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,169 YES, I DID! 398 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:21,209 OH, 399 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:23,080 YOU'RE STILL MY LITTLE BOY. 400 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,170 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY CANASTA. 401 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,999 OH, UH, YOU'RE BACK. 402 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,749 YEAH, I WAS ON MY WAY HOME FROM MY STUDY GROUP 403 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,669 AND I REALIZED, "HEY, IT'S BEEN LIKE, THREE HOURS, 404 00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:39,879 "THAT SEEMS SAFELY IN THE NOT-A-DATE ZONE," 405 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,580 SO I FIGURED WE COULD DO SOME OF THE SUPAH-FRIENDZ THING NOW. 406 00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:45,789 ACTUALLY, UH, I WAS JUST ON MY WAY OUT 407 00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:47,789 FOR A DATE WITH TANYA. 408 00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:50,079 THE GIRL FROM YOUR SCULPTURE CLASS? 409 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:53,419 YEAH. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE HERE NOW. 410 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,289 AND, UH, YOU KNOW, THE THING WITH TANYA WAS LAST MINUTE. 411 00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:58,419 SO, I'LL JUST, UH... JUST RESCHEDULE HER. 412 00:17:58,420 --> 00:17:59,749 WELL, ONLY IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU? 413 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,579 YEAH. SO, UH... 414 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,419 SHOULD WE... 415 00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,540 - OH, YEAH. - OKAY. 416 00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,420 SO, YOU AND TANYA. YOU THINK THAT COULD GO SOMEWHERE? 417 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,919 I DON'T KNOW. WE'VE NEVER GONE OUT BEFORE. 418 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,960 - OH. - YEAH. 419 00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:21,040 I MEAN, DO YOU LIKE HER? 420 00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:23,999 DON'T KNOW YET. 421 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,249 THAT'S WHY I WAS GONNA GO OUT WITH HER. 422 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,250 - RIGHT. - (both chuckle) 423 00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:32,039 OKAY, SO WHY ARE YOU SO CURIOUS ABOUT TANYA, ANYWAYS? 424 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,169 I'M NOT. 425 00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:35,079 I MEAN, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S OBSESSED WITH HER, 426 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,170 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND BE WITH HER? 427 00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:42,579 WAIT A SECOND. I'M SENSING THAT YOU MAY HAVE SOME FEELINGS 428 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,119 THAT GO BEYOND THE SUPAH-FRIENDZ AREA? 429 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,749 UGH, I DON'T SEE WHY THAT MATTERS? 430 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,289 I MEAN, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALL CRAZY FOR TANYA. 431 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:52,289 I WAS ONLY GONNA GO OUT WITH HER BECAUSE I HAD NO CHANCE WITH YOU, 432 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:54,119 AS PER THE SUPAH-FRIENDZ AGREEMENT. 433 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,459 BUT, IF YOU DO HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME, 434 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,539 THEN PFFT, TANYA. 435 00:18:57,540 --> 00:19:01,119 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU, 436 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,499 UNLESS YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME? 437 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,169 WELL, HOLD ON, ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU... 438 00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:07,210 YOU DO HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME? 439 00:19:09,210 --> 00:19:12,289 OKAY. ON THREE, LET'S SAY IF WE HAVE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER. 440 00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:14,539 ONE, TWO, THREE. 441 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:16,170 - YES. - FEELINGS. 442 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,210 I WASN'T SURE HOW TO RESPOND. 443 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,169 WELL THIS SUCKS. 444 00:19:22,170 --> 00:19:24,459 WE CAN'T BE SUPAH-FRIENDZ IF THERE ARE FEELINGS INVOLVED. 445 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,379 WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THE BENEFITS. 446 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:28,920 DUDE, WE SUCK AT BEING SUPAH-FRIENDZ. 447 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:33,919 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GIVE UP AND BECOME... 448 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,249 YOU KNOW, A COUPLE. 449 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:39,210 UGH. YEAH, I REALLY DON'T SEE ANY OTHER ALTERNATIVE. 450 00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:43,289 YOU READY TO KISS WITH FEELINGS NOW? 451 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:44,499 LET'S SAY ON THREE. 452 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,619 ONE, TWO... 453 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,170 SHUT UP. 454 00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:53,289 "RUSSELL THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFUL TIME. 455 00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:55,289 "WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE TOLEDO. SINCERELY, GLORIA." 456 00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:57,379 A NOTE STUCK ON OUR REFRIGERATOR? 457 00:19:57,380 --> 00:20:00,209 WELL, THAT'S A FITTING ENDING TO YOUR WONDERFUL PLAN FOR A SHOTGUN WEDDING. 458 00:20:00,210 --> 00:20:02,499 HEY, IT'S A VERY THOUGHTFUL NOTE. 459 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,419 COME ON, SHE WROTE "SINCERELY." 460 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:08,459 PLEASE, I'VE GOT REMINDERS FROM THE DENTIST MORE EMOTIONAL THAN THIS. 461 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,289 MY FATHER'S GONNA BE CRUSHED! 462 00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:12,499 YOU KNOW, AND SOMEBODY HAS TO TELL HIM THAT HE'S BEEN DUMPED. 463 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,999 NOT IT. 464 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,619 WAIT A MINUTE, WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT? 465 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,499 UH, BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER'S THE ONE THAT DID THIS. 466 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,170 SHE'S THE ONE THAT HIT IT AND QUIT IT. 467 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,119 HE'S YOUR FATHER. 468 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,119 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING... 469 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,419 I DON'T WANNA! 470 00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:28,959 (knocks) DING-DONG. 471 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,789 SO, IS GLORIA READY? 472 00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:32,419 DAD, THERE'S, UH... 473 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:33,959 WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU. 474 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:38,039 ACTUALLY, THERE'S SOMETHING THAT BOTH OF US HAVE TO TELL YOU. 475 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,249 GLORIA'S DUMPING ME? 476 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,289 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 477 00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:44,380 (sadly) I JUST READ JOEY'S SWEATER. 478 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,289 DAD, I'M GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE, 479 00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:53,080 YOU NEED ANYTHING? 480 00:20:53,081 --> 00:20:54,880 A LITTLE MORE ICE CREAM... 481 00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:57,419 (crying) AND A HUG. 482 00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:58,829 AWW. 483 00:20:58,830 --> 00:20:59,919 COME HERE. 484 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,040 NO, NOT YOU. 485 00:21:02,790 --> 00:21:04,959 I NEED A LONGO HUG. 486 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,120 JOSEPH! 487 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,040 (mouths) 488 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:16,829 ALL RIGHT. 489 00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:18,539 OKAY. THERE WE GO. 490 00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:20,209 (whimpers) 491 00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:21,789 THANK YOU. 492 00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:22,920 YUP. NOT A PROBLEM.