1 00:00:05,420 --> 00:00:07,249 (yodeling) 2 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:10,579 DO WE REALLY HAVE TO SKI THE LAST RUN OF THE DAY? I'M TIRED. 3 00:00:10,580 --> 00:00:13,209 WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST, HONEY? WHINING OUR WAY DOWN THE MOUNTAIN? 4 00:00:13,210 --> 00:00:15,459 COME ON! THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS SKI TRIP IS TO SKI. 5 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:18,959 I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS TO WEAR CUTE WINTER OUTFITS AND DRINK HOT TODDIES. 6 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,789 AND AREN'T WE PUSHING OUR LUCK? 7 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:23,119 I MEAN, THIS PEAK ISN'T CALLED "AVALANCHE MOUNTAIN" FOR NOTHING. 8 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,039 IT'S ONLY CALLED AVALANCHE MOUNTAIN 9 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,039 BECAUSE OF THE FRENCH EXPLORER WHO FIRST CLIMBED IT: 10 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,999 PIERRE AVALANCHE. 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,619 NOW C'MON, THE SOONER WE GET DOWN THIS MOUNTAIN, 12 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:33,419 THE SOONER WE CAN START WARMING OURSELVES BY THE FIRE. 13 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:35,789 OH, AND DRINKING THOSE HOT TODDIES. 14 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:38,079 FINE. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU... 15 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,789 AND ALCOHOL. 16 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,169 IN THAT ORDER, RIGHT? 17 00:00:42,170 --> 00:00:43,329 LET'S JUST GO. 18 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:45,079 ALL RIGHT. 19 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,209 ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. 20 00:00:47,210 --> 00:00:49,880 APRES-SKI! 21 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:57,119 SEE, HONEY? ISN'T THIS GREAT? 22 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,039 WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU? 23 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:00,669 WHAT'S THAT NOISE... 24 00:01:00,670 --> 00:01:02,499 WHAT'S WHAT... OH, MY GOD! 25 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:05,119 (sarcastically) "OH, AVALANCHE MOUNTAIN, IT'LL BE FUN." 26 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,289 YOU THINK THIS IS MY FAULT? 27 00:01:06,290 --> 00:01:07,499 IT WAS YOUR IDEA! 28 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,709 (screaming) 29 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:10,079 (theme music playing) 30 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:11,619 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD ♪ - ♪ All good ♪ 31 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:13,379 - ♪ IT'S OKAY ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 32 00:01:13,380 --> 00:01:15,169 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 33 00:01:15,170 --> 00:01:16,919 ♪ AS FAR AS I CAN SEE ♪ 34 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,079 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD ♪ - ♪ All good ♪ 35 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,619 - ♪ IT'S OKAY ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 36 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:22,999 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 37 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,379 ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK ♪ 38 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:27,920 ♪ WITH ME ♪ 39 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,169 (flying car passes) 40 00:01:33,170 --> 00:01:35,919 LENNOX, YOU PROMISED ME ON OUR SEVENTY-FIFTH ANNIVERSARY 41 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,960 THAT WE COULD TOSS THIS DISGUSTING OLD COUCH. 42 00:01:39,170 --> 00:01:42,619 ZANDER, I'M NOT THROWING IT AWAY TILL JOE AND AUNT MEL COME BACK HOME. 43 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:45,209 THEY WERE LOST IN THAT AVALANCHE A HUNDRED YEARS AGO. 44 00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:47,459 WE CAN NEVER GIVE UP HOPE! 45 00:01:47,460 --> 00:01:48,919 YOU KNOW WHAT, WE CAN. 46 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,169 THEY'RE FROZEN, 47 00:01:50,170 --> 00:01:53,330 LET IT GO. LET IT GO. 48 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:57,329 BESIDES, WE HAVE PLENTY OF THINGS TO REMEMBER THEM BY, 49 00:01:57,330 --> 00:01:59,289 BESIDES THE EMBARRASSING COUCH. 50 00:01:59,290 --> 00:02:00,879 OH, WHO CARES? 51 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:04,039 NO ONE COMES OVER ANYMORE EXCEPT FOR THE GIRL SCOUT DRONES. 52 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:09,079 YEAH, BUT THE MINISTRY OF INFORMATION CAMERAS... 53 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,999 THEY CAN SEE US ALL THE TIME. 54 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,959 OH, PLEASE. 55 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:14,999 NO ONE'S PAYING ATTENTION 56 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,079 TO A COUPLE OF 120-YEAR-OLDS. 57 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,379 YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW, 58 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:21,209 WE COULD GIVE THEM ALL SOMETHING TO WATCH, 59 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:23,169 'CAUSE I JUST REFILLED MY... 60 00:02:23,170 --> 00:02:24,920 - (rattles) - MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT PILLS. 61 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,709 OOH! READY. 62 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:33,579 Computer: You have an unknown guest at the door. 63 00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:35,289 OH, WHO COULD THAT BE? 64 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:36,669 SOMEONE WITH GREAT TIMING. 65 00:02:36,670 --> 00:02:37,749 YES? 66 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:39,419 HOWDY THERE, FOLKS. 67 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:42,749 I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE INSIDE OF THIS OLD PLACE. 68 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:43,789 CAN WE HELP YOU? 69 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:45,709 I WAS JUST CLIMBING UP AVALANCHE MOUNTAIN, 70 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:48,000 AND I BELIEVE I FOUND SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO YOU. 71 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:51,789 (gasps) JOE'S WALLET! 72 00:02:51,790 --> 00:02:53,879 YUP. AND THERE'S ALSO THIS. 73 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,040 (whooshes) 74 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:02,329 (gasps) 75 00:03:02,330 --> 00:03:03,709 AUNT MEL AND JOE! 76 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:05,330 OH, I KNEW THEY'D COME BACK! 77 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,879 YAY! NOW WE CAN GET RID OF THE COUCH! 78 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,249 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH! 79 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,709 HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR TROUBLE. 80 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:14,209 (chings) 81 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:19,040 $50,000? THANKS A LOT. I CAN ALMOST BUY A CUP OF COFFEE. 82 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,460 OH, YOU'RE FINALLY HOME! 83 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:27,210 (mumbles) UH-OH. I'M STUCK. 84 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:32,249 I KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED THAT JOE AND AUNT MEL'S FROZEN BODIES ARE HERE... 85 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:35,249 AND, WHO WOULDN'T BE? 86 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,709 ...BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THEM? 87 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:38,789 DEFROST THEM WITH MY MICROWAVE APP. 88 00:03:38,790 --> 00:03:41,079 OKAY, WAIT! HONEY, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO ZAP THEM? 89 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:45,419 BECAUSE YOU MIGHT JUST END UP WITH SOGGY DEAD RELATIVES. 90 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:47,709 THEY'RE FROZEN, NOT DEAD. 91 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:51,210 I'VE HELD OUT HOPE FOR A HUNDRED YEARS. I'M NOT GIVING UP NOW. 92 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,539 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT LAST SKI RUN! 93 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,330 HEY, WE GOT HOME, DIDN'T WE? 94 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,709 HOW DID WE GET HOME? 95 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:04,619 AUNT MEL, JOE! YOU'RE ALIVE! 96 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:07,209 IT'S US... LENNOX AND ZANDER. 97 00:04:07,210 --> 00:04:09,539 WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE OLD PEOPLE? 98 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,670 BECAUSE WE'RE OLD PEOPLE. 99 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,169 YOU'VE BEEN FROZEN ON AVALANCHE MOUNTAIN FOR 100 YEARS. 100 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:17,959 WHAT? (gasps) 101 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,459 - I TOLD YOU! - OWW! 102 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:22,619 THE WORLD HAS CHANGED A LOT SINCE YOU DISAPPEARED. 103 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:24,289 LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, 104 00:04:24,290 --> 00:04:27,080 NOW, IF YOU WANT A GLASS OF WINE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS THIS: 105 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,879 OOH! WATER INTO WINE. I LOVE THE FUTURE. 106 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,169 YOU EXPECT THAT TO CONVINCE ME? 107 00:04:33,170 --> 00:04:35,249 OKAY. HOW ABOUT THIS? 108 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:36,420 MULTIPLY. 109 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:39,579 OOH, I REALLY LOVE THE FUTURE! 110 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,210 OH. YOU SHOULD MAKE SOME MORE FOR EVERYONE ELSE. 111 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:44,879 YOU KNOW, IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN SOME CHEAP MAGIC TRICKS 112 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,709 TO CONVINCE ME THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FUTURE. 113 00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:48,169 OKAY. IF IT'S NOT, 114 00:04:48,170 --> 00:04:51,459 THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN... 115 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:53,250 THIS. 116 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,039 OH MY GOD, IT'S TRUE. 117 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,289 AWW, I WANT A ROBOT CAT! 118 00:05:00,290 --> 00:05:02,329 SO, WAIT A MINUTE, WE'VE REALLY BEEN FROZEN FOR 100 YEARS? 119 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:04,749 WAIT, THAT MAKES ME 137. 120 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,080 DAMN, I LOOK GOOD! 121 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,249 WHAT ALL DID WE MISS? 122 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,669 OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 123 00:05:09,670 --> 00:05:11,169 BEFORE YOU TELL US, HOLD ON. 124 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:14,380 BECAUSE MY BLADDER JUST THAWED, SO I GOTTA PEE REALLY BAD. 125 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:21,119 AND BECAUSE SHE ENDED THE SQUIRREL WARS, PRESIDENT MILEY CYRUS... 126 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:25,040 WAS ADDED TO THE FACE OF LEXUS PRESENTS: MOUNT RUSHMORE. 127 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:27,959 ALWAYS THOUGHT THE ROBOTS WOULD BE THE ONES TO RISE UP. 128 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,039 NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THE SQUIRRELS. 129 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,749 THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE COUNTING ON. 130 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,499 THOSE DAMN SQUIRRELS! 131 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,249 SO, WHERE IS RYDER? 132 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:39,379 HE MOVED TO THE MOON ABOUT 50 YEARS AGO. 133 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,079 HE'S IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP 134 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,830 WITH AN ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT REFRIGERATOR. 135 00:05:44,330 --> 00:05:46,290 SHE ALWAYS KEEPS THINGS FRESH. (laughs) 136 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,789 WELL, AS LONG AS HE'S HAPPY, YOU KNOW. 137 00:05:49,790 --> 00:05:51,919 SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS? WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON IN YOUR LIVES? 138 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:55,119 WELL, ZANDER HAS BEEN A WELL-RESPECTED ARTIST FOR DECADES NOW. 139 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,789 OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU STAYED SERIOUS ABOUT YOUR ART. 140 00:05:57,790 --> 00:06:00,830 AH, YES. I DESIGN EMOJIS. 141 00:06:02,380 --> 00:06:06,039 I CREATED POOP WITH SUNGLASSES, 142 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,749 POOP WITH MONOCLE, 143 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:10,499 AND OF COURSE, WEEPING POOP... 144 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,880 FOR WHEN YOU'RE FEELING REALLY LOW. 145 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:20,709 WOW. YOU REALLY CARVED OUT A NICHE WITH THE... POOP. 146 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:22,209 I SURE DID. 147 00:06:22,210 --> 00:06:24,879 AND, YOU KNOW, LENNOX IS AT THE TOP OF HER FIELD AS A WRITER. 148 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,249 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE READ HER WORK. 149 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,579 OH, WELL, THAT'S NO SURPRISE. 150 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:28,879 DID YOU WRITE A BEST-SELLING NOVEL? 151 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,539 HA! NOVELS. 152 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:32,209 I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT WORD IN A LONG TIME. 153 00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:35,379 NO. I WRITE INSPIRATIONAL SAYINGS FOR THE GOVERNMENT. 154 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:37,169 IN FACT, MY MOST FAMOUS ONE IS 155 00:06:37,170 --> 00:06:38,919 "DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY... 156 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:39,960 "OR ELSE." 157 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:43,289 THAT SOUNDS KINDA SCARY. 158 00:06:43,290 --> 00:06:45,079 NO, IT'S NOT. 159 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,209 DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY... OR ELSE. 160 00:06:48,210 --> 00:06:51,119 WHY WOULD YOU WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 161 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,379 BECAUSE I WORK FOR HAPPINESS CONTROL. 162 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:56,750 THE GOVERNMENT MAKES SURE EVERYONE IS HAPPY. SEE? 163 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,579 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, GUYS. 164 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:02,079 WHAT? NO, LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW. 165 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,289 YOU KNOW, AS LONG AS YOU OBEY THE RULES, 166 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:05,119 THE GOVERNMENT TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING. 167 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,249 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU GUYS HAVE ADJUSTED TO THIS NEW WORLD, 168 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,829 I'M SURE WE'LL BE HAPPY HERE AS WELL. 169 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,419 DON'T YOU THINK, SWEETIE? 170 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:13,960 BABE, LONG AS I GOT YOU, THAT'S REALLY ALL I NEED IN THE WORLD. 171 00:07:15,170 --> 00:07:16,789 (alarm blares) 172 00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:20,039 Computer: Unauthorized affection. Unauthorized affection. 173 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,459 OH, THAT'S ONE OF THE RULES. 174 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:23,620 THE GOVERNMENT DECIDES WHO YOU CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH. 175 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:28,329 THAT'S RIDICULOUS! COME HERE. 176 00:07:28,330 --> 00:07:30,289 (alarm blares) 177 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:32,080 Computer: Knock it off... or else. 178 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:34,620 I WROTE THAT. 179 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:41,999 SO, WAIT A MINUTE. I CAN'T KISS MY OWN WIFE IN MY OWN HOUSE IN THIS CRAZY NEW WORLD? 180 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,289 NOT UNTIL YOU'RE APPROVED. 181 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:45,499 ANYONE I KISS APPROVES. 182 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,329 NO, JOE. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 183 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,879 TECHNOLOGY HAS ADVANCED TO THE POINT 184 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,249 WHERE THE GOVERNMENT CAN FIND YOUR PERFECT MATCH WITHIN HOURS. 185 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:55,249 WebMD MERGED WITH OkCUPID, AND, UNEXPECTEDLY, MYSPACE 186 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,619 TO ELIMINATE THE GUESSWORK. 187 00:07:57,620 --> 00:08:01,919 THE MINISTRY OF SEX AND PROCREATION TESTS EVERYONE FOR COMPATIBILITY, 188 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,619 SO ALL MARRIAGES ARE PROBLEM-FREE. 189 00:08:03,620 --> 00:08:06,119 OKAY, HOLD ON. HOW DID YOU TWO END UP TOGETHER? 190 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,579 WELL, WE GOT TESTED AND TURNS OUT WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH. 191 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:11,539 REALLY? WITH ALL YOUR ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN HISTORY? 192 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:14,119 WELL, WE GOT APPROVED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF SEX AND PROCREATION, 193 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,460 AND S&P IS NEVER WRONG. 194 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:20,039 LISTEN GUYS, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD, 195 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,619 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THE GOVERNMENT'S COMPATIBILITY TEST. 196 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:24,749 OOH, IS IT LIKE ONE OF THOSE FUN COSMO QUIZZES? 197 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:28,879 SORT OF, BUT WITH BLOOD, URINE, AND BONE MARROW. 198 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,960 WOW. WAY TO SELL IT. NO THANKS 199 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,499 BUT, YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE TEST. 200 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:38,460 IN FACT, MY MOST VIEWED SAYING IS "YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE TEST. HAPPY FACE." 201 00:08:39,830 --> 00:08:41,249 I DESIGNED THE HAPPY FACE. 202 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:44,959 WHICH WAS EASY, BECAUSE LIFE HERE IS SO PERFECT. 203 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,329 WHAT THE HECK HAS HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS? 204 00:08:47,330 --> 00:08:49,379 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 205 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:52,669 I THINK HE MEANS ARE YOU GUYS REALLY FINE WITH ALL OF THESE RESTRICTIVE LAWS? 206 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:56,499 SEE, HAPPINESS CONTROL PREFERS TO CALL THEM "NO-NO's," 207 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:59,170 AND IF YOU BREAK THEM, YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN THE JOY PIT. 208 00:09:01,170 --> 00:09:03,210 BUT, IT'S NOT SAD, BECAUSE WE FORGET YOUR NAME. 209 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:12,289 OH, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING, THERE, HON? 210 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:15,120 THE SIMPSONS 126TH SEASON PREMIERE. 211 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:17,960 GREAT. I WILL JOIN YOU. 212 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,539 (both chuckle) 213 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:24,579 Both: AWW. 214 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:26,079 (alarm sounds) 215 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,709 Computer: Unauthorized affection. 216 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:30,670 Second floor closet. Unauthorized affection. 217 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:33,499 WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT? WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! 218 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,460 IT WAS ALL UNDER THE SHIRT, OVER THE BRA. 219 00:09:36,670 --> 00:09:38,459 YOU PROMISED TO FOLLOW THE RULES. 220 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:39,789 HEY, GIVE ME A BREAK, ALL RIGHT? 221 00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:42,790 TECHNICALLY, I'M BACKED UP FOR, LIKE, 100 YEARS. 222 00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:46,619 Computer: An official from the ministry of sex and procreation 223 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:50,209 is at the door for Mel Burke and Joe Longo. 224 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:51,379 QUICK, HIDE US! 225 00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:54,209 (shouts) THEY'RE IN HERE! 226 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:55,380 THANKS A LOT, BUDDY. 227 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,919 MEL BURKE AND JOE LONGO, 228 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,000 YOU WERE WARNED EARLIER, BUT PAID NO ATTENTION. 229 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,289 WHAT IS THAT? A "NO-NO"? 230 00:10:06,290 --> 00:10:08,250 A FEDERAL NO-NO. 231 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:11,709 IT IS NOW TIME FOR YOU COMPATIBILITY TESTS. 232 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:13,879 LET'S BEGIN. 233 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,789 BUT, LOOK, WE'VE BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME. CAN'T YOU JUST KIND OF GRANDFATHER US IN? 234 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,249 THAT'S NOT THE WAY THE RULES WORK. 235 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:22,249 YOU KNOW WHAT WE SAY: "YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE TEST. HAPPY FACE." 236 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:25,709 LOOK, I KNOW MEL AND I ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER, ALL RIGHT? 237 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,459 AND, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, MAN, BUT I'M SORT OF A FAN 238 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,119 OF KEEPING MY BONE MARROW IN MY BONES. 239 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,709 WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, THE 2040s? 240 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:34,789 WE DON'T TAKE MARROW SAMPLES ANYMORE. 241 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:37,419 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KISS THE OMNI. 242 00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:39,419 HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE KISSED THAT THING? 243 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:43,079 DON'T WORRY. BETWEEN EACH USE, I WIPE IT DOWN WITH THE CLEANEST SUBSTANCE ON EARTH. 244 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,539 WHAT'S THE CLEANEST SUBSTANCE ON EARTH? 245 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:46,040 - TOE FUNGUS. - (gagging) 246 00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:49,709 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 247 00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:51,420 - YOUR TURN. -NO, I'M NOT PUTTING MY LIPS ON TOE FUNGUS. 248 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,539 NO PROBLEM. I CAN ALWAYS USE YOUR HEAT SIGNATURE. 249 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:57,079 - WHAT? WHY DIDN'T I GET THAT CHOICE? - (hums) 250 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,209 AND NOW WE WAIT FOR THE RESULTS. 251 00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:02,169 UH, LISTEN, WE KNOW THAT WE'RE HAPPY TOGETHER, SO YOU CAN JUST... 252 00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:04,669 SORRY FOR THE WAIT. SYSTEM'S A LITTLE SLOW. NO MATCH. 253 00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:06,039 WHAT? 254 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,709 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR LITTLE DEVICE SAYS, PAL, 255 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,079 MEL AND I ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! 256 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,289 THE STATE IS NEVER WRONG. 257 00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:13,379 YOU KNOW WHAT, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS IF YOU HADN'T MADE US DO THAT LAST SKI RUN! 258 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:15,459 - OH, SO NOW YOU'RE BLAMING ME? -YEAH. I WANTED TO GO TO TAHITI. 259 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,579 - YOU KNOW WHAT, NEXT TIME, SEPARATE VACATIONS! -OKAY. 260 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:20,249 LOOK AT YOU TWO ARGUE. YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT A COMPATIBLE COUPLE. 261 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:23,249 OH, NO, WE'RE NOT ARGUING. THIS IS THIS LITTLE BANTER THING THAT WE DO. 262 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,119 YOU KNOW, IT'S OUR THING. IT'S CUTE. 263 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,169 IT'S NOT. 264 00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:28,459 BUT WE'RE MARRIED! 265 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:29,749 NOT ANYMORE. 266 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,960 YOUR NEW MATES WILL ARRIVE VIA DRONE IN TWO HOURS. 267 00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:37,790 HAVE A NICE DAY. OR ELSE.ú 268 00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:43,120 - (door hums, closes) - SEEMS LIKE A SWEET GUY. 269 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,709 OWW! WHAT THE... 270 00:11:47,710 --> 00:11:51,539 Computer: Please remain in the house until your new mate arrives. 271 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:55,079 I HAVE TRIED EVERY DOOR, AND EVERY WINDOW. THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF THIS PLACE. 272 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,079 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE? 273 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,919 BECAUSE MEL AND I CAN'T BE TOGETHER! 274 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,079 WHY WOULD I WANT TO LIVE SOMEWHERE WHERE I HAVE NO FREE WILL? 275 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,289 CAREFUL. YOU SOUND LIKE THE F.L.R. 276 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,830 THE WHAT? 277 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,579 THE FREE LOVE REBELS. 278 00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:13,329 THEY ESCAPED AND STARTED THEIR OWN COLONY 279 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:14,999 WHERE THEY CAN LOVE WHOEVER THEY WANT, 280 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,249 AND THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T DECIDE ANYTHING FOR THEM. 281 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,209 IT SOUNDS AWFUL. 282 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:21,329 WAIT, IS THIS A REAL PLACE? 283 00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:23,039 YEAH. IT'S OUT WEST SOMEWHERE... 284 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,419 IN THE HILLS, BEYOND THE RIVER. 285 00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:28,789 THEY CALL IT... (whispers) "CALABASAS." 286 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,499 - CALABASAS? - SHH! 287 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,919 DON'T SAY THE C-WORD OUT LOUD. S&P REALLY DOESN'T LIKE IT. 288 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,579 Computer: Your perfect mates have arrived at the door. 289 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:39,920 (shouts) THEY'RE IN HERE! 290 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,619 WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY? 291 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,620 I JUST LIKE TO BE HELPFUL. 292 00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:49,879 LOOK, JOE, I PROMISE, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 293 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,210 IN MY HEART, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME. 294 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:58,620 MEL BURKE? I AM... RAMON. 295 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:03,170 HELLO, HANDSOME. 296 00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:06,169 - WHAT? - JUST BEING POLITE. 297 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:09,289 OH, I SEE. SOME SUPER HOT GUY SHOWS UP AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE. 298 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:11,040 HEYOO! 299 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:13,249 HI, JOE. I'M LINDA. 300 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,289 I'M MINDA. 301 00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:16,789 Both: WE'RE YOUR NEW WIFE. 302 00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:20,329 BUT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND? I THOUGHT WE WERE EACH ASSIGNED JUST ONE PERFECT MATE. 303 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:22,499 YES. BUT, SINCE WE HAVE IDENTICAL DNA... 304 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,209 WE'RE BOTH THE PERFECT MATE FOR YOU. 305 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:27,080 (emotionally) GOD BLESS THE FUTURE. 306 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,619 REALLY, JOE? 307 00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,289 HONEY, RELAX, ALL RIGHT? I'M JUST PLAYING IT UP FOR THE CAMERAS. 308 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:34,080 (mouths) 309 00:13:36,830 --> 00:13:38,879 YOU KNOW, YOU'D THINK AFTER BEING FROZEN FOR A HUNDRED YEARS 310 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,209 I'D HAVE SOME SERIOUS MUSCLE ATROPHY, 311 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:44,119 BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT THESE GUNS, THEY DON'T RUST. 312 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,169 (giggling) 313 00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:46,619 OH, JOE... 314 00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:48,329 - TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR WORKOUT ROUTINE... -WON'T YOU? 315 00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:51,210 UM... OKAY! 316 00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:54,999 THOSE RETRO STILETTOS ARE SO ELEGANT AND DARING... 317 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,379 JUST LIKE THE WOMAN WHO WEARS THEM. 318 00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,289 OH, YOU. 319 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:00,879 GO ON. 320 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,169 AND YOUR LEGS ARE SO SMOOTH. 321 00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:06,120 THESE OLD THINGS? I HAVEN'T SHAVED THEM IN DECADES. 322 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:12,119 SEE? TOTALLY PERFECT MATCHES. 323 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,829 I KNOW. YOU KNOW, WE THINK WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, 324 00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:16,999 BUT THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS BEST. 325 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,169 OOH, I NEED TO WRITE THAT ONE DOWN. 326 00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:22,209 YOUR VOICE IS LIKE HONEY. 327 00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:24,079 OH, WELL, AREN'T YOU... 328 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,709 SO RIGHT. 329 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:28,249 HEY, HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 330 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:31,119 WHAT? OH, HONEY, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING THE BEST I CAN. 331 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,459 Computer: Your meetings with your perfect matches 332 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,209 have reached completion. 333 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,040 RAMON, LADIES, RIGHT THIS WAY. 334 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,500 GETTING TO KNOW YOU HAS BEEN SO DELIGHTFUL. 335 00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:46,080 LADIES. 336 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,499 (sighs) WELL, WE MADE IT THROUGH OUR DATES. 337 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,669 NOW AS SOON AS THEY LEAVE WE CAN FIGURE OUT OUR NEXT MOVE. 338 00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:55,829 MM-HMM. YUP. 339 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:58,579 OUR NEXT MOVE REGARDING WHAT? 340 00:14:58,580 --> 00:14:59,619 GETTING OUT OF HERE? 341 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:02,040 RIGHT, YES! RIGHT. OKAY. 342 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,619 IT WAS SO GREAT MEETING YOU, RAMON... 343 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,040 AND LINDA AND MINDA. 344 00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:11,289 OH, THE NIGHT IS JUST BEGINNING. 345 00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:15,039 Computer: Commence phase two in one minute. 346 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,709 WHAT'S PHASE TWO? 347 00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:17,749 SEX. 348 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,209 YOU KNOW, DOING IT. 349 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,500 BOONGA-BOONGA. 350 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:23,419 EXCEPT NOW WE DO IT IN THE SEX MACHINE. 351 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:26,249 SEX MACHINE? I DON'T NEED A SEX MACHINE. 352 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,619 I AM A SEX MACHINE. 353 00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:30,119 NO, THIS THING IS SUCH AN IMPROVEMENT. 354 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,880 MAKES OLD SEX SEEM LIKE A CHORE. 355 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:36,789 WE FORGOT TO EXPLAIN. THIS IS HOW YOU GET MARRIED NOW. 356 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:39,919 YEAH, YOU JUST STEP INSIDE WITH YOUR PERFECT MATCH AND CONSUMMATE. 357 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,329 WHAT IF I REFUSE? 358 00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:42,879 WELL, THEN YOU GO TO THE JOY PIT. 359 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,379 AND TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW 360 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,250 WHAT THEY MAKE YOU HAVE SEX WITH IN THERE. 361 00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:49,619 Computer: Mel Burke, please enter the machine 362 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,539 for perfect sex with your perfect mate. 363 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,619 SHALL WE, MY DEAR? 364 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,789 BUT, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE PERFECT SEX WITH MY PERFECT MATE. 365 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,880 I WANT JOE. 366 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:03,289 I DON'T CARE IF THEY LOCK US UP, I LOVE YOU. 367 00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:05,039 LET'S SHOW THIS MACHINE A THING OR TWO. 368 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,710 YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK ME TWICE, BABY. 369 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,329 (gasps) HEY, YOU CAN'T... 370 00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:10,830 - DO THAT! - (both gasp) 371 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,419 (computer growls sexily) Yow! Look out! 372 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:17,459 Sex machine engaged. 373 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,539 NO, NO, NO. AUNT MEL, JOE! 374 00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:21,829 NO, THE MACHINE WILL KNOW. DON'T DO THIS! 375 00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:25,119 Computer: Unauthorized entry. Unauthorized entry. 376 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,249 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? THE PLEASURE LEVELS ARE TOO HIGH! 377 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,119 THEY'RE GONNA BREAK THE MACHINE! 378 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,669 Computer: Yow, get on up! 379 00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:33,830 Danger. Danger. Circuit overload. 380 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:40,039 UH-OH. I DON'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH REBEL ACTIVITY. 381 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,000 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE... -BEFORE HAPPINESS CONTROL ARRIVES! 382 00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:46,420 OMNI, EMERGENCY POWER. 383 00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:55,499 WHOA. 384 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,999 MY WORD EXACTLY. 385 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,289 YEAH, GREAT JOB, GUYS. 386 00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:01,289 YOU SHORTED OUT ALL THE POWER IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 387 00:17:01,290 --> 00:17:04,879 YOU KNOW, IT COULD BE HOURS TILL THE CABLE GUY ROBOT SHOWS UP TO FIX THINGS? 388 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,119 WAIT A MINUTE! 389 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,209 IF THE POWER'S OUT... 390 00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:10,499 HONEY, WE JUST DID IT. 391 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,289 NO, NO, NO, HONEY, DON'T YOU SEE? 392 00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:14,209 THAT MEANS THAT WE'RE NOT BEING WATCHED! 393 00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,829 WHICH MEANS THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO ESCAPE! 394 00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:18,419 - TO WHERE? - TO WHERE? HONEY, 395 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,249 TO THE ONE PLACE WHERE OUR LOVE IS NOT FORBIDDEN, 396 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,880 THE ONE PLACE WHERE WE CAN TRULY BE FREE! 397 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,289 CALABASAS. 398 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,579 (angelic chorus) 399 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,879 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 400 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,749 - YES! - COME ON, WE GOTTA GO! 401 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,289 - OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! - HONEY, PLEASE, 402 00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:33,669 I'M SURE THEY'RE GONNA HAVE WINE THERE. 403 00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:37,039 NO! NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T GO WITHOUT MY FAMILY. 404 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,829 LENNOX, ZANDER, YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US. 405 00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:42,829 LENNOX AND I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD SETUP HERE. 406 00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:45,290 MY NEXT EMOJI'S GONNA BE HUGE. IT'S POOP ON THE BEACH. 407 00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:49,209 AUNT MEL, WE CAN'T BREAK THE RULES. 408 00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:51,999 LENNOX, HONEY, 409 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,579 YOU USED TO LOVE TO BREAK THE RULES. 410 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:56,879 DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO WRITE CONTROVERSIAL PLAYS? 411 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,919 AND WHAT ABOUT THAT CASSANDRA CHARACTER THAT YOU CREATED? 412 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,209 I MEAN, SHE BROKE ALL THE RULES. 413 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:02,579 YEAH. COME WITH US. 414 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,169 BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE... 415 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,289 IN CALABASAS. 416 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:07,419 (angelic chorus) 417 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,289 YES! YES, AUNT MEL, I'LL GO, 418 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,329 BUT YOU HAVE TO COME, TOO. 419 00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:14,329 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, OKAY, LET'S DO IT. 420 00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:15,619 OKAY. 421 00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,289 OKAY, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, 422 00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:19,209 IF WE'RE GOING TO THE LAND OF FREE CHOICE, 423 00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:21,039 YOU'LL STILL CHOOSE ME TO BE YOUR MATE, RIGHT? 424 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,999 ZANDER, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 425 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,669 I LOVE YOU. 426 00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:29,169 BESIDES, I'M 120 YEARS OLD. I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF OPTIONS. 427 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:31,380 WHEW. OKAY, LET'S GO. 428 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,330 COME ON. 429 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:40,169 OH, LOOK, THERE IT IS! 430 00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:41,919 WE FOUND CALABASAS! 431 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,379 (angelic chorus) 432 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:48,209 Man: WHO GOES THERE? STATE YOUR BUSINESS! 433 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:52,120 IT'S US. WE WISH TO LIVE FREELY HERE WITH THE REBELS. 434 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,459 UNCLE JOE? 435 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,749 MARCO! 436 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:57,789 MARCO? 437 00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:59,540 OH. GREAT. 438 00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:02,459 LENNOX SCANLON? 439 00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,709 YOU'RE A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES. 440 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,169 HOW IS IT YOU HAVEN'T AGED AT ALL? 441 00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:08,959 I GOT THE LONGO BLOOD. 442 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,919 SEE WHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO? 443 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,959 LENNOX, YOU'RE LOOKING MIGHTY FINE YOURSELF. 444 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,289 LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND THE VERDANT VALLEY. 445 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,119 WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT "VERDANT" MEANS? 446 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,169 IN 100 YEARS YOU PICK UP SOME THINGS. 447 00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:24,919 I'VE BECOME QUITE LITERATE. 448 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,709 YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY, "SESQUIPEDALIAN." 449 00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:29,580 OH, MARCO. 450 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,079 HEY, UH, LENNOX? YOU KNOW WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK TO TOLEDO. 451 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,829 YOU KNOW, HAPPINESS CONTROL IS JUST GONNA BE LOST WITHOUT YOU. 452 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:37,879 LENNOX? 453 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,289 OH GOD! LENNOX? 454 00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:41,830 BROUGHT MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT PILLS FOR NOTHING! 455 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,539 SO, HERE WE ARE, SWEETIE. TOGETHER FOREVER. 456 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:47,709 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE? 457 00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:50,119 HMM, HOW ABOUT RIGHT THERE BY THE RIVER? 458 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,249 NO, BY THE RIVER? NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA BE GOOD. 459 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,169 THERE'S GONNA BE FLOODING AND MOSQUITOES DOWN THERE. 460 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:55,879 HOW ABOUT THIS, WHY DON'T WE LIVE UP HERE ON THE HILL, 461 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,419 WHERE WE HAVE A NICE VIEW OF THE RIVER? 462 00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:59,209 NO, BUT IF WE LIVE UP ON THE HILL, 463 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:01,999 THEN WHEN WE WANT WATER, WE NEED TO WALK MILES AND MILES DOWN THE THE RIVER. 464 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,709 WHEN WE COULD HAVE JUST WALKED OUT OUR FRONT DOOR, 465 00:20:03,710 --> 00:20:05,249 - SO, WE'LL DIG A WELL. - NO, YOU'LL DIG A WELL. 466 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,079 - NO, WE'RE GONNA DIG A WELL. - I DON'T DIG. 467 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,289 - WE ARE GONNA DIG A WELL. -I DON'T DIG. DO YOU SEE MY NAILS? 468 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:11,289 DIG YOUR OWN WELL. 469 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,920 I'M GONNA GO LIVE BY THE RIVER WITH RAMON. 470 00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:15,879 HONEY? 471 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,040 ARE YOU OKAY? 472 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,500 WHAT YEAR IS IT? 473 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,999 THE SAME YEAR YOU WENT TO SLEEP, SWEETIE. 474 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,669 (sighs) 475 00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:26,169 I JUST HAD THE WORST DREAM. 476 00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,879 WE WERE SKIING, THERE WAS AN AVALANCHE, 477 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,289 THEN WE WERE IN THE FUTURE, 478 00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:33,119 AND WE COULDN'T LOVE EACH OTHER ANYMORE 479 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:37,039 OR HAPPINESS CONTROL WOULD SEND US TO THE JOY PIT. 480 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,000 WHEN DID THIS COUGH SYRUP EXPIRE? 481 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,169 HEY, AUNT MEL, WE BROUGHT YOU A BOWL OF CHICKEN SOUP. 482 00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:48,789 WELL, HALF A BOWL. 483 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,539 IT'S REALLY GOOD. 484 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,789 LENNOX, ZANDER... 485 00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:54,999 I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM, AND YOU WERE THERE, 486 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,579 YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU WERE THERE. 487 00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:59,789 AND I LEARNED THAT CALABASAS 488 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:02,210 IS RIGHT HERE IN MY OWN BACK YARD. 489 00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,329 I'M GONNA CALL THE DOCTOR. I THINK SHE'S GETTING WORSE. 490 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,039 NO, NO, NO, NO! 491 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,499 IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, THE DREAM FELT SO REAL. 492 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,249 WE WERE IN THIS SCARY FUTURE. AND WE HAD TO HAVE SEX IN A SEX MACHINE. 493 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,169 SEX MACHINE? HONEY, WHAT DO WE NEED ONE OF THOSE FOR? 494 00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:15,749 I AM A SEX MACHINE. 495 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:18,209 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID 100 YEARS FROM NOW. 496 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,329 AWW, IT'S SO NICE TO KNOW YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE. 497 00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:22,170 YEAH, LISTEN, I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS.