1 00:00:04,795 --> 00:00:06,386 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:06,387 --> 00:00:09,549 NOW THAT RYDER'S HOME, WE CAN HAVE A REAL FAMILY GAME NIGHT. 3 00:00:09,550 --> 00:00:11,721 WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN FOREVER. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 4 00:00:11,722 --> 00:00:13,183 All (unenthusiastically): YEAH. 5 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:14,434 I'M NOT REALLY FEELING IT. 6 00:00:14,435 --> 00:00:16,766 GREAT, WE'RE ALL ON BOARD! 7 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:20,060 AND I'LL PICK THE GAME, JUST BECAUSE, WELL, I DO. 8 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,811 WE GOT THIS AS A WEDDING GIFT. 9 00:00:21,812 --> 00:00:24,144 OOH, "KOUPLES KWIZ." OH, AND IT'S SPELLED WITH K'S. 10 00:00:24,145 --> 00:00:26,316 SO YOU KNOW IT'S FUN. 11 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:28,318 "THE PARTY GAME WHERE COUPLES COMPETE TO FIND OUT 12 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:30,280 WHO KNOWS THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHER BETTER." 13 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:31,781 SO, WHO ARE THE COUPLES? 14 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,243 ME AND JOE, YOU AND ZANDER. 15 00:00:33,244 --> 00:00:34,494 CALL YOUR BOYFRIEND AND GET HIM OVER HERE. 16 00:00:34,495 --> 00:00:35,705 I CAN BE THE HOST. 17 00:00:35,706 --> 00:00:38,158 I GOT A TUXEDO JUST LIKE THAT GUY. 18 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:39,999 YEAH, I'M NOT PLAYING THE STUPID GAME. 19 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,292 OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER, BLONDIE? 20 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:43,793 AFRAID YOU MIGHT LOSE? 21 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,755 AFRAID YOUR AUNT MIGHT SHOW YOU UP? 22 00:00:45,756 --> 00:00:47,717 HUH? HUH? HUH? 23 00:00:47,718 --> 00:00:50,220 OKAY, YOU CAN'T POKE ME INTO WANTING TO PLAY THIS GAME. 24 00:00:50,221 --> 00:00:52,132 HUH? HUH? HUH? 25 00:00:52,133 --> 00:00:53,633 OKAY, THAT'S IT! 26 00:00:53,634 --> 00:00:56,136 "ZANDER, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" 27 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:58,269 ALL CAPS. IT'S ON. 28 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:00,480 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:00,481 --> 00:01:02,392 ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD, ALL GOOD ♪ 30 00:01:02,393 --> 00:01:04,234 ♪ IT'S OKAY, OKAY ♪ 31 00:01:04,235 --> 00:01:06,065 ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ♪ 32 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,817 ♪ AS FAR AS I CAN SEE ♪ 33 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,359 ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD, ALL GOOD ♪ 34 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,691 ♪ IT'S OKAY, OKAY ♪ 35 00:01:11,692 --> 00:01:13,573 ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ♪ 36 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:18,289 ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME ♪ 37 00:01:25,296 --> 00:01:26,876 DOES THIS SAY GAME SHOW HOST? 38 00:01:26,877 --> 00:01:29,089 NO, IT SAYS DONATE ME TO CHARITY BECAUSE I DON'T FIT ANYMORE. 39 00:01:31,262 --> 00:01:33,213 HEY, WHAT WAS WITH THE ALL-CAPS? I THOUGHT SOMEONE DIED. 40 00:01:33,214 --> 00:01:35,215 NOT YET. WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY THIS GAME 41 00:01:35,216 --> 00:01:36,557 AND DESTROY MEL AND JOE. 42 00:01:37,718 --> 00:01:38,978 HEY, LOOK, DO ME A FAVOR, ALL RIGHT? 43 00:01:38,979 --> 00:01:40,350 PLEASE DON'T GET TOO COMPETITIVE WITH LENNOX 44 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:43,353 - AND RUIN ANOTHER GAME NIGHT. -I PROMISE I WILL BE A GOOD SPORT. 45 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:45,725 YO, LENNOX, READY TO LOSE, LOSER? 46 00:01:45,726 --> 00:01:47,357 (instrumental TV game show theme playing) 47 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:49,189 ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO PLAY "KOUPLES KWIZ." 48 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:51,821 IF THE COUPLE'S WRITTEN ANSWERS MATCH, THEY GET A POINT. 49 00:01:51,822 --> 00:01:53,693 AND THE TEAM WITH THE MOST POINTS WINS... 50 00:01:53,694 --> 00:01:55,285 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S HOW ALL GAMES WORK. 51 00:01:55,286 --> 00:01:56,197 MAKE WITH THE QUESTIONS! 52 00:01:56,198 --> 00:01:57,577 Ryder: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 53 00:01:57,578 --> 00:02:00,540 "WHO CALLS THE SHOTS IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP?" 54 00:02:00,541 --> 00:02:02,122 THINK CAREFULLY, COUPLES. 55 00:02:03,244 --> 00:02:04,704 - OW! - SORRY! 56 00:02:04,705 --> 00:02:06,746 WILL YOU STOP TRYING TO LEAD, PLEASE? JUST LET ME LEAD. 57 00:02:06,747 --> 00:02:08,748 THAT'S NOT LEADING, THAT'S SHOVING ME AROUND THE DANCE FLOOR. 58 00:02:08,749 --> 00:02:10,510 THE MAN LEADS, THE WOMAN FOLLOWS... THAT'S HOW IT WORKS 59 00:02:10,511 --> 00:02:12,131 - IN THE DANCE WORLD. - JUST SHUT UP AND DANCE. 60 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,963 LOOK, HE FITS IN MY ARMS PERFECTLY, 61 00:02:13,964 --> 00:02:16,466 AND HE ALREADY KNOWS MY NAME. BURKE! BURKE, BURKE, BURKE! 62 00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:18,258 COME ON, LET'S TAKE HIM. 63 00:02:18,259 --> 00:02:20,139 - NO. - WHY NOT? 64 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,812 YOU WANT ALL 500 REASONS, OR JUST THE TOP TWO? 65 00:02:22,813 --> 00:02:25,315 ALL RIGHT, NUMBER ONE, YOU'RE GONE ALL DAY AT WORK, 66 00:02:25,316 --> 00:02:27,567 AND NUMBER TWO, I AM NOT BABYSITTING YOUR SHEDDING FUR BALL. 67 00:02:27,568 --> 00:02:30,820 (gasps) HE CAN HEAR YOU. 68 00:02:30,821 --> 00:02:32,362 COME ON, THIS IS REALLY NOT THE RIGHT TIME 69 00:02:32,363 --> 00:02:33,943 FOR YOU AND ME TO BE ADOPTING A DOG. 70 00:02:33,944 --> 00:02:36,366 - YOU CAN SEE THAT, RIGHT? - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 71 00:02:36,367 --> 00:02:37,907 IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME NOW. 72 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,989 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, BUDDY, IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S US. 73 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:41,332 WELL, MOSTLY HIM. 74 00:02:43,334 --> 00:02:46,286 YOU KNOW WHAT, HE IS GOING TO FIND THE PERFECT HOME, OKAY? 75 00:02:46,287 --> 00:02:48,628 I CAN FEEL IT. COME ON. 76 00:02:48,629 --> 00:02:51,922 JOE, LOOK WHO FOUND THE PERFECT HOME! 77 00:02:54,345 --> 00:02:56,466 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS, HON. I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THE MONEY, 78 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:58,177 AND WE SHOULD BOTH GET SOMETHING FOR THE HOUSE, 79 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,259 SOMETHING THAT WE BOTH LIKE. 80 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:00,930 AW, JOE, THAT'S SO SWEET. 81 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:03,433 OH! I KNOW JUST WHAT THE LIVING ROOM COULD USE. 82 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:05,645 - WHAT? -A BRAND NEW ITALIAN LEATHER PURSE. 83 00:03:05,646 --> 00:03:08,358 AND I KNOW JUST WHERE TO FIND IT. ITALY! 84 00:03:08,359 --> 00:03:10,480 I LIKE THAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THERE? 85 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:12,232 HOW ABOUT THIS? 86 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,364 A MOTORCYCLE WITH TWO HELMETS. 87 00:03:14,365 --> 00:03:17,076 YEAH! NO. 88 00:03:17,077 --> 00:03:18,368 I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN COMPLAINING 89 00:03:18,369 --> 00:03:20,159 THAT YOU CAN'T GET TO YOUR CLOTHES IN THE CLOSET, 90 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,741 SO I WEEDED OUT ALL THE STUFF WE DON'T NEED. 91 00:03:21,742 --> 00:03:23,533 OH, GREAT. 92 00:03:23,534 --> 00:03:25,665 HEY, THESE ARE ALL MY THINGS. 93 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:28,167 YEAH, BUT IT'S JUST RECORDS, BOOKS, 94 00:03:28,168 --> 00:03:31,090 TROPHIES, FAMILY PHOTOS... YOU KNOW, JUNK YOU DON'T NEED. 95 00:03:31,091 --> 00:03:33,423 WHY IS ALL MY STUFF JUNK? 96 00:03:33,424 --> 00:03:36,466 MAYBE THAT'S A QUESTION YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF. 97 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:38,718 IF YOU EVER ACTUALLY DO GET ME TIED UP, 98 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,300 WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING WITH ME? 99 00:03:40,301 --> 00:03:42,723 I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TO YOU? 100 00:03:44,305 --> 00:03:46,436 AH, YOU KNOW, HONEY, I'M NOT REALLY SURE 101 00:03:46,437 --> 00:03:48,348 IF YOU'RE CLEAR ON THE ROLE OF THE DOMINATRIX. 102 00:03:48,349 --> 00:03:50,851 SEE, THE WAY IT WORKS IS THAT THE DOMINATRIX... 103 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:56,195 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT FOR FOUR YEARS. 104 00:03:56,196 --> 00:03:58,318 HEY, MEL, JOE, 105 00:03:58,319 --> 00:03:59,819 WHO CALLS THE SHOTS 106 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:01,321 IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP? 107 00:04:01,322 --> 00:04:03,323 - ME. - ME. 108 00:04:03,324 --> 00:04:05,244 MMM, NO MATCH! 109 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,288 COUPLE NUMBER TWO, WHO CALLS THE SHOTS? 110 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:12,171 OH, I HAVE THOSE SAME BOXERS. 111 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:13,374 WAIT, ARE YOU WEARING MY BOXERS? 112 00:04:14,675 --> 00:04:17,046 RYDER DID THE LAUNDRY AND HE GOT EVERYTHING MIXED UP. 113 00:04:17,047 --> 00:04:18,378 I'LL JUST GIVE 'EM BACK. 114 00:04:18,379 --> 00:04:20,050 YOU KNOW WHAT, KEEP 'EM. 115 00:04:21,091 --> 00:04:24,143 I, UH, I DID GET MY S.A.T. RESULTS BACK. 116 00:04:24,144 --> 00:04:26,556 - I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU. - AW, SWEETIE, THAT'S OKAY. 117 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:28,097 YOU KNOW, SCORES AREN'T IMPORTANT. 118 00:04:28,098 --> 00:04:29,479 I GOT A 2300. 119 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:33,444 YOU BEAT ME BY 200 POINTS! NO FREAKIN' WAY! 120 00:04:35,065 --> 00:04:36,566 IT'S 250. 121 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:38,398 WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T ADD? 122 00:04:38,399 --> 00:04:39,490 TECHNICALLY, YOU CAN'T SUBTRACT. 123 00:04:41,362 --> 00:04:43,323 JUST GIVE HER A CHANCE. 124 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:46,456 FINE, I'LL ASK THE BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL GIRL OUT. 125 00:04:46,457 --> 00:04:48,038 BUT I'M ONLY DOING THIS FOR YOU. 126 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,871 OH, YOU KNOW, I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION 127 00:04:51,872 --> 00:04:54,414 ABOUT THIS LAST PANEL HERE. 128 00:04:54,415 --> 00:04:56,336 THERE WERE NO OTHER FOLDERS IN JAPAN? 129 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:57,378 OW! 130 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,090 YOU BOTH SAID "LENNOX." 131 00:05:01,091 --> 00:05:02,422 IT'S A MATCH! 132 00:05:02,423 --> 00:05:03,513 AND INCREDIBLY SAD. 133 00:05:03,514 --> 00:05:05,014 COUPLE NUMBER TWO TAKES THE LEAD. 134 00:05:05,015 --> 00:05:07,977 HA! WHO'S THE BETTER COUPLE NOW, LOSERS? 135 00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:10,690 ALL RIGHT, NEXT QUESTION IS ABOUT THE LADIES. 136 00:05:10,691 --> 00:05:14,854 "WHAT WILL YOUR PARTNER SAY IS YOUR WORST HABIT?" 137 00:05:14,855 --> 00:05:16,816 AUNT MEL, YOU FIRST. 138 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,109 WHAT WILL JOE SAY IS YOUR WORST HABIT? 139 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,240 YOU'RE STILL WRITING? 140 00:05:21,241 --> 00:05:22,492 THE MAN ASKED FOR YOUR BAD HABITS. 141 00:05:22,493 --> 00:05:23,743 ONE, ONE BAD HABIT. 142 00:05:23,744 --> 00:05:27,497 UM, I WOULD SAY, MY WORST HABIT IS: 143 00:05:27,498 --> 00:05:29,449 "I'M TOO PATIENT SOMETIMES." 144 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:31,451 OR... SHE "GLOATS!" 145 00:05:31,452 --> 00:05:33,543 WHAT? WHEN HAVE I EVER GLOATED? 146 00:05:33,544 --> 00:05:34,664 WHEN HAVE YOU NOT GLOATED, HONEY? 147 00:05:34,665 --> 00:05:36,336 COME ON, YOU'RE LIKE A GLOAT-AHOLIC! 148 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,589 - GET INSIDE. -OH, I CAN GET AS COCKY AS I WANT... 149 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:42,383 ♪ BECAUSE I COMMITTED A FELONY, AND DIDN'T GET CAUGHT ♪ 150 00:05:44,465 --> 00:05:45,845 NO ONE DOWN THERE AT THE OFFICE WAS CONCERNED 151 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,469 ABOUT A MARRIED MAN HAVING LUNCH WITH AN ATTRACTIVE SINGLE WOMAN? 152 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,101 YOU THINK I'M ATTRACTIVE? 153 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,893 LET'S STAY ON TOPIC HERE, OKAY? 154 00:05:53,894 --> 00:05:56,566 JOE, SINGLE PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO TALK TO MARRIED PEOPLE. 155 00:05:56,567 --> 00:05:59,148 I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M JUST SAYIN', IT LOOKS A LITTLE... 156 00:05:59,149 --> 00:06:00,740 FUNKY, A LITTLE HINKY. 157 00:06:00,741 --> 00:06:03,443 UH, IT IS NEITHER HUNKY NOR HINKY. 158 00:06:03,444 --> 00:06:05,655 BUT LET'S GET BACK TO WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT HERE. 159 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:07,326 SO ON YOUR ATTRACTIVENESS SCALE, WHERE AM I? 160 00:06:07,327 --> 00:06:10,411 LIKE EIGHT? NINE? ELEVEN? 161 00:06:11,492 --> 00:06:13,623 I GOT TO GO PAY BILLS. 162 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,456 HA HA, ELEVEN. 163 00:06:16,837 --> 00:06:19,759 I STILL NEED YOU TO DO ONE TINY THING TO HELP ME GET OVER THIS. 164 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,421 NAME IT. 165 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:24,173 SAY I'M A BETTER DRIVER THAN YOU. 166 00:06:24,174 --> 00:06:25,965 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, IT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO ANYBODY. 167 00:06:25,966 --> 00:06:27,927 YEAH... BUT IT DIDN'T, 168 00:06:27,928 --> 00:06:29,679 IT HAPPENED TO YOU 169 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,681 BECAUSE... 170 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:34,514 I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. 171 00:06:34,515 --> 00:06:37,316 AND THAT MAKES MEL... 172 00:06:37,317 --> 00:06:38,438 A BETTER DRIVER... 173 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:39,689 THAN... 174 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,111 JOE. 175 00:06:42,483 --> 00:06:44,485 IT DOESN'T REALLY COUNT UNLESS YOU SAY IT ALL TOGETHER. 176 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,910 MEL'S A BETTER DRIVER THAN JOE. 177 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,583 THIS CHARDONNAY PAIRS WELL WITH HUMILIATION. 178 00:06:53,584 --> 00:06:55,665 (Mel laughs) 179 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:56,746 Y'KNOW, I'M NOT WEARING A TUXEDO, 180 00:06:56,747 --> 00:06:59,208 BUT THAT SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE NO MATCH! 181 00:06:59,209 --> 00:07:03,212 HO-HO. ZANDER, WHAT IS LENNOX'S WORST HABIT? 182 00:07:03,213 --> 00:07:05,254 YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY TO HAVE TO SAY THIS, HONEY, 183 00:07:05,255 --> 00:07:07,136 BUT IT'S "TOO SARCASTIC." 184 00:07:07,137 --> 00:07:09,258 AH! THANKS A LOT, ZANDER... 185 00:07:09,259 --> 00:07:10,429 YES! WE'RE STILL IN IT! 186 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,851 FOR BEING RIGHT! 187 00:07:11,852 --> 00:07:14,183 WHOA! ANOTHER MATCH! 188 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,896 THIS IS TURNING INTO A BLOWOUT FOR COUPLE NUMBER TWO. 189 00:07:16,897 --> 00:07:18,608 YOU KNOW, IF YOU GUYS WANT TO FORFEIT, 190 00:07:18,609 --> 00:07:21,110 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO IT NOW BEFORE IT GETS EMBARRASSING. 191 00:07:21,111 --> 00:07:23,564 OOH, TOO LATE. 192 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,779 GREAT IDEA, HONEY. "LET'S DO GAME NIGHT." 193 00:07:29,780 --> 00:07:31,871 WE CANNOT LET LENNOX AND ZANDER BEAT US. 194 00:07:31,872 --> 00:07:33,913 I FIGURED OUT A STRATEGY. 195 00:07:33,914 --> 00:07:36,786 YOU SWIPED THE CARDS? THAT'S CHEATING. 196 00:07:36,787 --> 00:07:38,207 AND BRILLIANT. 197 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,789 EXACTLY. OKAY, HERE WE GO. 198 00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:43,132 OKAY, FIRST QUESTION: "WHERE IS THE WEIRDEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER HOOKED UP?" 199 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:44,795 AH, THERE'S SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM. 200 00:07:46,296 --> 00:07:48,588 DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE YOUNG AND FUN? 201 00:07:48,589 --> 00:07:51,641 - HEY, I'M STILL YOUNG AND FUN. - YEAH, I DON'T SEE IT TONIGHT. 202 00:07:51,642 --> 00:07:54,013 YEAH? YOU WANNA SEE FUN? 203 00:07:54,014 --> 00:07:56,225 I'LL SHOW YOU FUN. 204 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,938 - YOU ACTUALLY OWE ME A FAVOR. - (scoffs) 205 00:07:58,939 --> 00:08:01,561 I THINK IT MIGHT BE FUN TO CASH IN ON THAT RIGHT ABOUT NOW. 206 00:08:01,562 --> 00:08:03,773 WHAT ARE THINKIN', LIKE COUCH OR DESK? 207 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,655 WELL, I'M THINKIN', UM, 208 00:08:05,656 --> 00:08:06,986 LADIES CHOICE. 209 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,819 WELL, LADY SAYS... 210 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:11,280 DESK. 211 00:08:11,281 --> 00:08:12,662 (objects shatter) 212 00:08:12,663 --> 00:08:14,704 NOTHING EVER BREAKS WHEN THEY DO IT IN THE MOVIES. 213 00:08:14,705 --> 00:08:16,116 WHAT ARE YOU...? 214 00:08:20,581 --> 00:08:22,171 I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING, SWEETIE. 215 00:08:22,172 --> 00:08:24,544 THIS HAS BEEN THE LONGEST TEN DAYS OF MY LIFE. 216 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,586 YOU KNOW, I NEVER DREAMED WE'D CONCEIVE OUR CHILD 217 00:08:26,587 --> 00:08:27,627 IN THE CENTRAL SUPPLY CLOSET. 218 00:08:27,628 --> 00:08:28,968 YEAH. 219 00:08:28,969 --> 00:08:31,300 - I FOUND THE TONER! - Joe: OH, MY... 220 00:08:31,301 --> 00:08:33,472 (scoffs) YOU KNOW, BEING IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY CAR 221 00:08:33,473 --> 00:08:34,634 MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M 16 AGAIN. 222 00:08:34,635 --> 00:08:36,687 - YEAH. WHAT? - I MEAN 18. 223 00:08:37,898 --> 00:08:40,140 (both moaning) 224 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,816 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 225 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:48,608 OH! ALDO! 226 00:08:48,609 --> 00:08:50,740 ARE YOU HAVING SEX ON MY SANDWICH BOARD? 227 00:08:50,741 --> 00:08:53,823 OUT! AND TAKE THAT DEFILED CACIOTTA WITH YOU! 228 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:55,576 WHAT DID HE CALL ME? 229 00:08:56,867 --> 00:08:58,538 HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE CHEESE. 230 00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:05,835 GREAT, LET'S GO WITH SEX ON THE BIG CHEESE. 231 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:09,168 GREAT. SHOULD WE DO ANOTHER QUESTION? 232 00:09:09,169 --> 00:09:11,511 YEAH, LET'S DO 'EM ALL. I'M NOT TAKIN' ANY CHANCES. 233 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,847 ALL RIGHT, 234 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:21,020 IF EVERYONE IS READY, LET'S GO TO THE NEXT QUESTION. 235 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:23,312 OH, MR. JUDGE, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DROPPED YOUR CARDS. 236 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,685 - Joe: HMM... - OH, YEAH. THANKS. 237 00:09:25,686 --> 00:09:26,857 (grunts) 238 00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:33,072 OKAY, "WHERE'S THE WEIRDEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER HOOKED UP?" 239 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,403 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 240 00:09:34,404 --> 00:09:36,195 NO, I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF 241 00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:38,367 IN FRONT OF THESE TWO. SKIP TO THE NEXT QUESTION. 242 00:09:38,368 --> 00:09:39,789 BUT JOE AND I KNOW THIS ONE! 243 00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:41,581 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU "KNOW THIS ONE"? 244 00:09:43,123 --> 00:09:45,374 ARE YOU ACCUSING US OF CHEATING? 245 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:48,708 LOOK AT WHAT THE FEAR OF LOSING HAS DONE TO YOU. 246 00:09:48,709 --> 00:09:52,261 RIGHT? MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS BASED ON ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 247 00:09:52,262 --> 00:09:55,385 UH, AUNT MEL, I CAN SEE A CARD STICKING OUT OF YOUR POCKET. 248 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,679 YEAH, I'M JUST GONNA OPEN A FRESH PACK OF CARDS. 249 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,021 DAMN! 250 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:05,725 AUNT MEL, JOE, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. 251 00:10:05,726 --> 00:10:08,898 "WHAT IS JOE MOST AFRAID OF?" 252 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,150 MMM. 253 00:10:11,231 --> 00:10:12,782 WE GOT THIS. 254 00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:15,115 WE DON'T NEED TO CHEAT... NOT THAT WE WERE CHEATING. 255 00:10:20,701 --> 00:10:23,502 UM, "CHEESE IN A CAN"? 256 00:10:23,503 --> 00:10:25,044 WHERE-WHERE'D YOU COME UP WITH THAT? 257 00:10:25,045 --> 00:10:27,376 YOU SAID THAT WAS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD. 258 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,918 IT IS, BUT I'M NOT AFRAID OF IT. 259 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,050 OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF THEN? 260 00:10:31,051 --> 00:10:32,512 UM... 261 00:10:35,015 --> 00:10:37,216 AGAIN, NO MATCH. 262 00:10:37,217 --> 00:10:39,890 YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU WHAT JOE WAS MOST AFRAID OF. 263 00:10:41,351 --> 00:10:43,562 OKAY, HERE IT IS. 264 00:10:43,563 --> 00:10:46,025 WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S A SHOT. THERE'S NO PILLS? 265 00:10:46,026 --> 00:10:47,688 JOEY, YOU AFRAID OF NEEDLES? 266 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,029 NO. 267 00:10:50,030 --> 00:10:51,861 NO! 268 00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:54,033 IT'S OKAY IF YOU ARE, YOU KNOW. EVERYONE'S SCARED OF SOMETHING. 269 00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:55,945 - I GOT A FEAR. -YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. 270 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,116 WAX DUMMIES. 271 00:10:57,117 --> 00:10:59,119 WHAT PART OF I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT WAS UNCLEAR TO YOU? 272 00:11:00,781 --> 00:11:03,202 - CLEARLY YOU WERE SCARRED. - (groans) 273 00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:04,744 YOU NEED THIS SHOT, JOE. 274 00:11:04,745 --> 00:11:06,836 IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA GET BETTER FOR THE DANCE. 275 00:11:06,837 --> 00:11:09,089 I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T GIVE THE SHOT TO MYSELF, SO... 276 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,421 IF I'M GETTIN' THE SHOT... 277 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,963 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT. 278 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,255 AWESOME. 279 00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:21,140 HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT? 280 00:11:21,141 --> 00:11:22,512 WATCH A LOT OF GREY'S ANATOMY. 281 00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:25,474 OKEY-DOKEY. 282 00:11:25,475 --> 00:11:26,645 (clears throat) PUT YOUR LEG UP. 283 00:11:26,646 --> 00:11:28,227 I'M RETHINKING THIS. 284 00:11:28,228 --> 00:11:29,769 DO YOU WANNA GET BETTER OR NOT? 285 00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:31,310 OKAY, FINE! 286 00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:33,773 - ALL RIGHT. - (exhales, clears throat) 287 00:11:33,774 --> 00:11:35,114 OKAY, ON THE COUNT OF FIVE, OKAY? 288 00:11:35,115 --> 00:11:36,485 - SO WE'RE GOING ON FIVE? - YEAH. 289 00:11:36,486 --> 00:11:37,777 OKAY, FIVE, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 290 00:11:37,778 --> 00:11:38,948 - ONE... - YEP, MM-HMM. 291 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,240 - TWO. - WHAT THE...! 292 00:11:41,912 --> 00:11:44,454 - WHAT HAPPENED TO FIVE? - OOH, I GOT EXCITED. 293 00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:47,877 SO, RYDER, IN YOUR WORLD, 294 00:11:47,878 --> 00:11:50,880 WHAT EXACTLY DO THE WORDS "JUST BETWEEN US" MEAN? 295 00:11:50,881 --> 00:11:52,922 I'M HOSTING A SHOW HERE. 296 00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:54,964 COUPLE NUMBER TWO, 297 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:57,546 "WHAT WAS YOUR MOST EXCITING 298 00:11:57,547 --> 00:11:59,889 ROMANTIC MOMENT WITH YOUR PARTNER?" 299 00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:02,141 I TOLD YOU NO INTIMATE QUESTIONS. 300 00:12:02,142 --> 00:12:03,763 PERIOD. END OF STORY. 301 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,186 OH! THEN GAME OVER, JOE AND I WIN! 302 00:12:09,439 --> 00:12:12,271 JUST FOR THE RECORD, THAT'S THE GLOATING THAT SHE DOESN'T DO. 303 00:12:12,272 --> 00:12:14,483 UH, FINE, WE'LL PLAY! 304 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,816 OOH, I GOT A GOOD ONE. 305 00:12:16,817 --> 00:12:18,237 A REAL WINNER. 306 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,910 I THINK I'VE GOT THE SAME ONE. 307 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,284 I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 308 00:12:25,285 --> 00:12:27,626 WHAT? YEAH, YOU DO. 309 00:12:27,627 --> 00:12:29,418 WE WERE IN BED IN JOE'S OLD ROOM, 310 00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:31,872 AND HE ALMOST CAUGHT US. 311 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,874 HEY. 312 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:37,798 I WAS, UH, JUST GETTIN' DRESSED FOR THE WEDDING. 313 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,010 WHAT'S UP? 314 00:12:41,721 --> 00:12:43,843 JANIE RAN AWAY, ALL RIGHT, SO I NEED YOU TO PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON, 315 00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:45,684 AND GO AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND HELP ME LOOK FOR HER. 316 00:12:45,685 --> 00:12:46,887 OF COURSE, UNCLE JOE. 317 00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:49,099 HE'S GONE. 318 00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:52,892 I DON'T THINK HE SUSPECTED ANYTHING. 319 00:12:52,893 --> 00:12:54,523 IF HE DID, I DON'T THINK 320 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,155 YOUR HEAD WOULD STILL BE ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY. 321 00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:58,068 WOULD'VE BEEN WORTH IT. 322 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,401 I WASN'T EVEN IN THE ROOM 323 00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:04,324 FOR OUR MOST EXCITING ROMANTIC MOMENT? 324 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,997 IT WAS WITH MARCO? 325 00:13:07,998 --> 00:13:09,909 I WANT TO CHANGE MY ANSWER. 326 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,410 NO. 327 00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:13,462 NO, APPARENTLY YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR BOYFRIEND. 328 00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:15,875 WHAT? NO. ZANDER... 329 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:17,917 ZANDER, WAIT! 330 00:13:17,918 --> 00:13:19,128 FORFEIT, FORFEIT! 331 00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:20,920 I WILL BE BACK. 332 00:13:20,921 --> 00:13:22,511 (instrumental TV game show theme playing) 333 00:13:22,512 --> 00:13:25,425 AND WE'LL ALL BE BACK... RIGHT AFTER THIS. 334 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,140 ZANDER, LOOK, I'M SORRY. 335 00:13:31,141 --> 00:13:34,233 OKAY, WILL YOU PLEASE JUST COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM? 336 00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:37,236 I MAKE ONE LITTLE MISTAKE AND HE GETS ALL HORMONAL. 337 00:13:37,237 --> 00:13:38,858 YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS. I'LL TRY. 338 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,401 - NO, IT'S LOCKED. - I GOT THIS. YEP. 339 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:47,246 ZANDER? ZANDER? 340 00:13:47,247 --> 00:13:48,748 ZANDER? 341 00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:53,712 YOU KNOW, I LOCKED THE DOOR FOR A REASON. 342 00:13:53,713 --> 00:13:55,955 ZANDER, YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP. 343 00:13:55,956 --> 00:13:57,796 PEOPLE SCREW UP. 344 00:13:57,797 --> 00:13:59,879 (scoffs) THERE'S WORSE THINGS THAN BLURTING OUT 345 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,550 THE WRONG NAME AT THE WRONG TIME. 346 00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:04,014 THAT'S NOTHING, BELIEVE ME. 347 00:14:05,515 --> 00:14:06,926 TELL THAT TO MARCO. 348 00:14:06,927 --> 00:14:08,137 I MEAN, THAT'S WHO SHE WANTS TO BE WITH. 349 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,428 SHE DOESN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ME. 350 00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:11,310 WHAT? THAT'S WRONG. 351 00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:13,142 ALL SHE DOES IS TALK MY EAR OFF 352 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,274 ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE CARES ABOUT YOU. 353 00:14:15,275 --> 00:14:17,897 - REALLY? - YEAH, SHE TELLS EVERYBODY. 354 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,648 WHAT DOES SHE SAY? 355 00:14:19,649 --> 00:14:22,321 WELL, UM... 356 00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:24,743 ZANDER IS SO UNPROFESSIONAL! 357 00:14:24,744 --> 00:14:26,575 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS GOING OUT WITH ZANDER, 358 00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:28,537 IT WAS JUST HIS CONSTANT OVER ANALYZING 359 00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:31,290 OF EVERY LITTLE MOMENT, IT WAS TOO MUCH! 360 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:33,162 I JUST RECEIVED THE MOST MASSIVELY 361 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,994 INAPPROPRIATE TEXT FROM ZANDER. 362 00:14:34,995 --> 00:14:36,205 ONE MIGHT SAY YOU ARE DISPLAYING 363 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:38,297 SOME POSSESSIVENESS ABOUT A CERTAIN EX-BOYFRIEND 364 00:14:38,298 --> 00:14:40,590 WHOSE NAME BEGINS WITH ZANDER. 365 00:14:42,002 --> 00:14:44,843 OKAY, FOR THE RECORD, I HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR HIM. 366 00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:47,556 WELL, NOTHING SPECIFIC COMES TO MIND, 367 00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:49,008 BUT IN A GENERAL SENSE, 368 00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:51,101 YOU ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO HER. 369 00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:54,064 WELL... 370 00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:57,107 OKAY. 371 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,112 ZANDER IS JUST SO SENSITIVE. 372 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,694 YEAH, BUT ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING? 373 00:15:05,785 --> 00:15:07,076 YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY. 374 00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:08,117 YOU'RE NOT TAKING US SERIOUSLY. 375 00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:09,989 I'M JUST TRYING TO SAVE US. 376 00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,660 WE DON'T HAVE TO BREAK UP LIKE EVERY OTHER COUPLE 377 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,582 WHO TRIES A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP. 378 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,494 THANKS FOR PROTECTING OUR RELATIONSHIP 379 00:15:15,495 --> 00:15:16,795 BY PRETENDING IN DOESN'T EXIST. 380 00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:18,337 NO, I'M JUST TRYING TO ESTABLISH 381 00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:21,090 SOME RULES SO WE CAN KEEP THIS THING FROM ENDING 382 00:15:21,091 --> 00:15:24,173 IN ANGER AND TEARS. 383 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,256 BRAVO, YOU'VE DONE A BANG-UP JOB OF THAT! 384 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,008 ZANDER? 385 00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:30,469 OH, HI, LENNOX. 386 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:33,262 UM, RYDER POSTED ABOUT MEL'S ACCIDENT ONLINE, 387 00:15:33,263 --> 00:15:34,893 SO I GOT HER THIS. 388 00:15:34,894 --> 00:15:36,435 OH, AND THIS IS FOR YOU. IT'S HAND SANITIZER, 389 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,857 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET A STAPH INFECTION AND DIE. 390 00:15:38,858 --> 00:15:41,940 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU MEAN A LOT TO... EVERYBODY. 391 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,523 YOU KNOW, MAYBE SOME DAY YOU'LL FORGIVE ME AND WE CAN GET BACK TOGETHER SOME DAY. 392 00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:46,115 OKAY, BYE. 393 00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:48,527 - OH, MY GOD, ZANDER... - LOOK, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 394 00:15:48,528 --> 00:15:50,529 OKAY, JUST LISTEN. I'VE GIVEN THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT, 395 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,701 AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT, AND OBVIOUSLY, IT'S NOT MINE, 396 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,033 SO I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT IT'S EMERSON'S... 397 00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:56,165 - WELL, OKAY, ZANDER, NO, I... - JUST LET ME FINISH, OKAY. 398 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,628 OKAY, I KNOW THAT WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS NOW, AND... 399 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,880 YOU JUST NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 400 00:16:01,881 --> 00:16:03,462 OKAY? 401 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,424 'CAUSE YOU HAVE ME. 402 00:16:05,425 --> 00:16:07,176 AND YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME. 403 00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:08,677 (gasps) 404 00:16:08,678 --> 00:16:10,509 YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME EVEN IF I'M PREGNANT 405 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,182 WITH EMERSON'S BABY? 406 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,853 YEAH, I DO. 407 00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:17,186 YOU ARE AMAZING. 408 00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:19,559 KINDA CRAZY, BUT MOSTLY AMAZING. 409 00:16:21,401 --> 00:16:22,602 YOU'RE RIGHT. 410 00:16:23,863 --> 00:16:25,065 I DON'T DESERVE HIM. 411 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,317 WHY DO YOU PUT UP WITH ME? 412 00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:29,948 BECAUSE YOU'RE WORTH IT. 413 00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:31,871 Both: I'M SORRY. 414 00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:37,116 AW, LOOK AT THAT. 415 00:16:37,117 --> 00:16:38,417 REUNITED. 416 00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:40,620 NOW LET'S DESTROY THEM. 417 00:16:42,122 --> 00:16:44,753 OKAY, EVERYBODY, MARKERS DOWN. 418 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,126 COUPLE NUMBER ONE HAS FOUGHT THEIR WAY BACK, 419 00:16:47,127 --> 00:16:49,178 AND WE ARE ALL TIED UP! 420 00:16:49,179 --> 00:16:51,131 SO, I WILL REPEAT THE FINAL QUESTION: 421 00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:53,342 "WHAT WAS THE MOMENT 422 00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:55,725 YOU KNEW YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH YOUR PARTNER?" 423 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,268 THAT TIME WE GOT CAUGHT IN THE RAIN AT THE GAZEBO 424 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,731 AT THE LIGHTHOUSE AND YOU RAPPED "THE SOUND OF MUSIC." 425 00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:04,193 (laughs) 426 00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:06,024 UH, IT WAS OUR FIRST FIGHT... 427 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,316 AND HOW WE MADE UP. 428 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,319 AW, THAT IS SUCH A SWEET ANSWER. 429 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,412 Ryder: NO. SWEET AND WRONG. 430 00:17:13,493 --> 00:17:14,703 AUNT MEL, JOE, 431 00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,245 ANSWER THIS CORRECTLY, 432 00:17:16,246 --> 00:17:17,576 AND YOU TAKE THE WHOLE GAME RIGHT HERE. 433 00:17:17,577 --> 00:17:19,328 BUT I NEED ANOTHER MINUTE. 434 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,500 ME, TOO. 435 00:17:22,922 --> 00:17:24,253 UM, I WAS WONDERING, 436 00:17:24,254 --> 00:17:27,126 YOU KNOW, THERE'S THIS MAYOR'S ANNUAL GALA NEXT MONTH, 437 00:17:27,127 --> 00:17:28,377 AND I HAVE TO BRING A DATE, 438 00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:30,129 AND IT'D BE AWKWARD TO GO WITH MY NANNY, 439 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,550 BUT IN A MONTH, YOU'LL BE MY... 440 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,263 WELL, YOU'LL BE MY NOTHING. 441 00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:37,306 OR YOU COULD BE MY PLUS ONE. 442 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,598 WHOA. 443 00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:42,601 YOU KNOW, I SAW ON THE NEWS THAT THE AIRPORT 444 00:17:42,602 --> 00:17:44,022 WAS OPEN THIS MORNING. 445 00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:47,236 OH. WELL, YEAH, THE TOLEDO AIRPORT WAS OPEN, 446 00:17:47,237 --> 00:17:49,278 BUT IF YOU WOULD'VE CHECKED NEWARK, YOU WOULD'VE SEEN... 447 00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:51,280 NEWARK WAS OPEN TOO. 448 00:17:51,281 --> 00:17:53,493 YOU LIED TO ME WHEN YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T GET A FLIGHT OUT. 449 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,657 HEY, 'TIS THE SEASON. 450 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,201 YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON. 451 00:18:02,202 --> 00:18:03,703 I AM. 452 00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:07,547 ONE TIME A YEAR. 453 00:18:09,299 --> 00:18:11,260 YOU KNOW, I AM A LITTLE CURIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING. 454 00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:12,341 YEAH, WHAT? 455 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,473 YOUR ABS ARE SO TIGHT THAT, UM, 456 00:18:14,474 --> 00:18:16,345 JUST, DOES THIS HURT? 457 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,716 - DOES WHAT? - THAT? 458 00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:18,767 - WHAT? - THAT? 459 00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:19,719 - THAT? - SORRY. 460 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,270 - COME ON. -IS THERE A STRONG DRAFT IN HERE? 461 00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:22,391 OH, COME ON. 462 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,353 SOMEBODY TRYIN' TO DO SOMETHING? 463 00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:25,184 COME ON, GO AHEAD. I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING. 464 00:18:25,185 --> 00:18:27,396 I DON'T FEEL ANY... OKAY, OKAY, THAT'S IT. 465 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,648 (both chuckle) 466 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,070 HEY, ARE WE BACK IN TIME 467 00:18:32,071 --> 00:18:33,492 FOR KARAOKE CAROLING? 468 00:18:33,493 --> 00:18:35,234 - JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! - YES, YES, YOU ARE! 469 00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:37,576 HEY, MEL, YOU'RE SO SWEET FOR COMING WITH ME THIS WEEKEND. 470 00:18:37,577 --> 00:18:41,330 SERIOUSLY, I MEAN, EVERYBODY WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 471 00:18:41,331 --> 00:18:42,911 YOU KNOW THAT? 472 00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:44,082 NOBODY MORE THAN JOE, THOUGH. 473 00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,504 - MMM. - OKAY? 474 00:18:45,505 --> 00:18:48,127 I'M SO GLAD I DID. 475 00:19:01,261 --> 00:19:03,141 IS THIS OFFICIAL NOW, 476 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,264 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IF NOT, 477 00:19:05,265 --> 00:19:07,356 I CAN JUST, UM... 478 00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:09,609 HOP IN MY HOUSE AND DRIVE AWAY. 479 00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:15,904 YEAH, LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT. 480 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,367 HOW BAD COULD YOU BE? 481 00:19:19,078 --> 00:19:20,540 YOU'LL FIND OUT, WON'T YOU? 482 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,622 Ryder: TIME. 483 00:19:23,623 --> 00:19:25,454 AUNT MEL, JOE, 484 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,785 WHEN WAS THE MOMENT 485 00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:28,378 YOU TWO KNEW YOU LOVED EACH OTHER? 486 00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:32,251 NOTHING? 487 00:19:32,252 --> 00:19:34,343 WELL, THERE'S SO MANY, I COULDN'T PICK JUST ONE. 488 00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:35,845 CAN YOU FORGIVE ME? 489 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,057 I DON'T KNOW... 490 00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:40,389 CAN YOU FORGIVE ME? 491 00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:41,470 OH... 492 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,511 HA! 493 00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:43,892 NO MATCH! 494 00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:45,264 THE SCORE'S STILL TIED. 495 00:19:45,265 --> 00:19:46,395 GIVE US ANOTHER QUESTION. 496 00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:47,856 WELL, ACTUALLY, AUNT MEL AND JOE WIN. 497 00:19:47,857 --> 00:19:51,440 WHAT? HOW CAN THEY WIN WITH TWO NON-ANSWERS? 498 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,941 BECAUSE THEY MATCH. 499 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,193 THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! 500 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,075 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE? 501 00:19:57,076 --> 00:19:58,447 LOVE! 502 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,409 HEY, THE JUDGE HAS SPOKEN. 503 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:03,412 - Mel: AWW... - WHAT? THIS IS SO NOT FAIR! 504 00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:06,124 GUESS WHAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN WINNING? 505 00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:08,327 WATCHING MY SWEET NIECE LOSE. 506 00:20:08,328 --> 00:20:10,329 OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! 507 00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:12,331 WHOA! WHOO! WHAT? THAT'S GLOATING! 508 00:20:12,332 --> 00:20:14,464 - LET ME AT HER! - OKAY, IT'S FINE! 509 00:20:15,795 --> 00:20:18,046 OKAY, LOSERS NOW GO TO THE DOGHOUSE 510 00:20:18,047 --> 00:20:20,390 AND PICK A HUMILIATION CARD. 511 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,643 (groans) 512 00:20:24,644 --> 00:20:27,476 "LOSERS SING THE OFFICIAL LOSER SONG. 513 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,937 LYRICS BELOW." 514 00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:30,439 THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE GAME! 515 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,311 (instrumental "Zippity Doo Dah" playing over speaker) 516 00:20:32,312 --> 00:20:34,773 Both: ♪ DOGHOUSE LOSERS SING THIS SONG ♪ 517 00:20:34,774 --> 00:20:36,775 ♪ LOSERS, LOSERS ♪ 518 00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:38,116 ALL RIGHT, WILL YOU GUYS STOP, PLEASE? 519 00:20:38,117 --> 00:20:39,778 THAT IS THE WORST SINGING I HAVE EVER HEARD. 520 00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:41,410 WANNA BET? 521 00:20:41,411 --> 00:20:45,324 WHEN YOU PROPOSED, AND I AGREED TO MARRY YOU, 522 00:20:45,325 --> 00:20:48,417 I HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU KNOW, AT FIRST, 523 00:20:48,418 --> 00:20:49,918 I WAS AFRAID. 524 00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:51,960 I WAS PETRIFIED. 525 00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:55,174 KEPT THINKING I COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE. 526 00:20:56,336 --> 00:20:57,426 ARE YOU OKAY, SWEETIE? 527 00:20:57,427 --> 00:20:58,927 BUT THEN I SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS 528 00:20:58,928 --> 00:21:00,379 THINKIN' HOW YOU DID ME WRONG... 529 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:03,051 ISN'T THIS SONG ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT? 530 00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:04,723 ♪ AND I GREW STRONG ♪ 531 00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:06,385 ♪ AND I LEARNED HOW TO GET ALONG.. ♪ 532 00:21:06,386 --> 00:21:07,436 LADIES, BACK ME UP. 533 00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:09,648 ♪ OH, NO, NOT I ♪ 534 00:21:09,649 --> 00:21:12,311 ♪ I WILL SURVIVE ♪ 535 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,893 - RUSSELL, HELP, PLEASE. - ♪ AS LONG AS I KNOW HOW TO LOVE ♪ 536 00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:16,525 ♪ I KNOW I'LL STAY ALIVE ♪ 537 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:19,277 - HEY, GUYS. WHOA, HEY, GUYS... - ♪ I GOT ALL MY LIFE TO LIVE ♪ 538 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,450 - ♪ I GOT ALL MY LOVE TO GIVE ♪ - THIS IS NOT A WEDDING SONG! 539 00:21:21,451 --> 00:21:22,701 ♪ I WILL SURVIVE ♪ 540 00:21:22,702 --> 00:21:23,902 OH, WHAT THE HELL. 541 00:21:23,903 --> 00:21:24,904 ♪ I WILL SURVIVE! ♪