1 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:08,289 MEL, I KNEW WE'D GET ALL THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT. 2 00:00:08,290 --> 00:00:11,289 IN FACT, I FELT SO SURE THAT NOW WAS YOUR TIME TO RUN, 3 00:00:11,290 --> 00:00:12,539 I GOT YOU THIS. 4 00:00:12,540 --> 00:00:15,119 (gasps) A CAMPAIGN MUG! 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,540 "FOR CONGRESS, MEL BURKA." 6 00:00:19,290 --> 00:00:20,749 IT'S JUST A PROTOTYPE. 7 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,459 WHEN WE OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE, 8 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:25,499 WE'LL SPRING FOR THE COMPANY WITH THE ENGLISH-SPEAKING PROOFREADERS. 9 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,789 YOU KNOW, HOLDING THIS, I AM STARTING TO BELIEVE 10 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:29,580 THAT MEL BURKA COULD BE IN CONGRESS. 11 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:33,209 I WOULDN'T BE DOING ALL THIS FUNDRAISING IF I DIDN'T AGREE. 12 00:00:33,210 --> 00:00:35,039 HEY, HONEY. HEY, HANK. 13 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,119 HEY! HANK! 14 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,079 I'M ACTUALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE, MAN, 'CAUSE I SORT OF WANTED TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY 15 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,459 TO KIND OF CLEAR THE AIR AFTER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER. 16 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:43,829 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS ALL HYPED UP AND HAD THAT, UM... 17 00:00:43,830 --> 00:00:45,579 YOU KNOW, THE WHITE POWDER UNDER MY NOSE. 18 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:48,959 RIGHT. THE POWDERED SUGAR. 19 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,879 EXACTLY, YEAH. WHY DID YOU JUST WINK? 20 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,539 THERE WAS NO WINK NECESSARY THERE. 21 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:54,119 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU JUST WINKED? 22 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:57,709 YOUR STORY OF RECOVERY IS VERY RELATABLE TO VOTERS, 23 00:00:57,710 --> 00:01:00,459 WHICH IS VITAL DURING A CAMPAIGN. 24 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,040 WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM? 25 00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:05,169 JOE, THE IMPORTANT THING IS, 26 00:01:05,170 --> 00:01:07,249 IS THAT NOW YOU ARE CLEAN AND SOBER. 27 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:08,539 (phone rings) 28 00:01:08,540 --> 00:01:10,039 OH. EXCUSE ME. 29 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,620 WELL... 30 00:01:12,670 --> 00:01:14,329 SO, JUST SO I UNDERSTAND, 31 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:17,459 YOU CLEARED EVERYTHING UP WITH HANK, AND HE STILL THINKS I'M A COKE ADDICT? 32 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:20,710 NO. A RECOVERING COKE ADDICT. 33 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,670 WE'RE ALL SO PROUD OF YOU. 34 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:25,999 (theme music playing) 35 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,539 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD ♪ - ♪ All good ♪ 36 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:29,289 - ♪ IT'S OKAY ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 37 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,079 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 38 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,829 ♪ AS FAR AS I CAN SEE ♪ 39 00:01:32,830 --> 00:01:34,999 - ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD ♪ - ♪ All good ♪ 40 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,539 - ♪ IT'S OKAY ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 41 00:01:36,540 --> 00:01:38,919 - ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 42 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,289 ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK ♪ 43 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:43,830 ♪ WITH ME ♪ 44 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:48,619 SO, YOUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER THINKS I'M A DRUG ADDICT, 45 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:50,039 AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WITH THAT? 46 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,879 I AM. 47 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,879 I'M NOT! ALL RIGHT? 48 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,169 ALL I DID WAS POUND TOO MANY ENERGY DRINKS AND SNIFF A SUGAR-COATED CANNOLI. 49 00:01:58,170 --> 00:02:00,169 WHO CARES WHAT HANK THINKS? 50 00:02:00,170 --> 00:02:02,249 HONEY, I CARE! 51 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:04,119 I HAVE A BOOK OUT RIGHT NOW TO SEVERAL PUBLISHERS ON HOW TO LIVE A HEALTHY LIFE. 52 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:07,169 AND THERE IS NO CHAPTER IN LONGO LIFE ENTITLED, 53 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,460 "HOW TO GET WHAT YOU WANT BY SNORTING COCAINE." 54 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,959 IF THOSE PUBLISHERS THINK I'M A COKE ADDICT... 55 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:16,749 AH, AH, AH! RECOVERING COKE ADDICT. 56 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:19,210 HA. THAT JOKE NEVER GETS FUNNY. 57 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:25,289 JUST GOT A PLEDGE FOR A $10,000 DONATION TO YOUR CAMPAIGN, MEL. 58 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:27,619 WOW, THAT'S AMAZING! WHO'S THE DONOR? 59 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:28,920 ANOTHER FORMER ADDICT. 60 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,919 THEY'RE VERY GENEROUS. 61 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:35,210 PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY HAVE A LOT MORE MONEY NOW THAT IT'S NOT GOING UP THEIR NOSES. 62 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:39,379 WHEN WE GO PUBLIC WITH JOE'S STORY, 63 00:02:39,380 --> 00:02:41,579 JUST WATCH THE DOLLARS ROLL IN. 64 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,619 YEAH. ABOUT THAT. UM... 65 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:46,619 LOOK, HANK, I AM GAME FOR ANYTHING IN THIS CAMPAIGN, 66 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:48,999 EXCEPT USING JOE'S PERSONAL STRUGGLE. 67 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,249 WE NEED TO RESPECT HIS PRIVACY. 68 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:54,919 MEL, AIRING YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY REALLY DRUMS UP SYMPATHY. 69 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,079 YOU KNOW WHAT WORKS. 70 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,379 FINANCIAL SCANDALS, SECRET CHILDREN... 71 00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:01,079 OOH! JOE, TWO FOR TWO! 72 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,419 NO. 73 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:04,669 SORRY. OFF LIMITS. 74 00:03:04,670 --> 00:03:07,669 ALL RIGHT. BUT, LISTEN, MEL, 75 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:11,079 ONCE YOU COMMIT TO RUNNING FOR OFFICE, IT'S OPEN SEASON. 76 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,000 AND IT'S NOT JUST THE PRESS. 77 00:03:12,001 --> 00:03:14,919 REGULAR PEOPLE WILL COME AFTER YOU WITH A VICIOUSNESS 78 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,669 YOU DIDN'T KNOW REGULAR PEOPLE HAD. 79 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:19,419 YOU CAN'T SCARE ME, OKAY? 80 00:03:19,420 --> 00:03:21,499 I'VE BEEN TO BASEMENT SALES ON BLACK FRIDAY. 81 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,919 ONCE I TOOK A BELT BUCKLE TO THE EYE, BUT STILL WALKED OUT OF THERE 82 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,079 WITH TWO PRADA PURSES. 83 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,039 HALF OFF, BABY! 84 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:31,789 I'M JUST SAYING, THE NEXT FEW MONTHS COULD BE PRETTY STOMACH-CHURNING. 85 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:33,079 I AM UP FOR IT. 86 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,419 I KNOW YOU ARE. 87 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:37,960 BUT, I'M JUST WORRIED THE PRESSURE MIGHT SEND JOE BACK TO THE COKE. 88 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,879 YOU KNOW WHAT, HANK? I'M GONNA BE GOOD, MAN. I'M GONNA BE GOOD. 89 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,709 BECAUSE EVERY TIME I FEEL THAT TEMPTATION, 90 00:03:45,710 --> 00:03:48,709 ALL I NEED TO DO IS LOOK IN MY WIFE'S EYES, AND SHE SINGS TO ME. 91 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:50,789 YOU KNOW THAT OLD SONG, "ERIE CANAL"? 92 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:52,499 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT THAT SONG, MAN, 93 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,039 BUT EVERY TIME I HEAR IT, I DON'T CRAVE THE NOSE SUGAR ANYMORE. 94 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,040 HEY, HONEY. HONEY, SING ME THE SONG. 95 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,619 NO, I... 96 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:03,459 HANK DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR THAT OLD SONG. 97 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:05,670 I NEED YOU TO SING THE SONG FOR MY RECOVERY. 98 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:09,620 AS A COKE ADDICT. 99 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:14,079 (nervous laughter) 100 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:18,289 ♪ I'VE GOT A MULE, HER NAME IS SAL ♪ 101 00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:20,669 ♪ 15 YEARS ON THE ERIE CANAL ♪ 102 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:22,329 THERE. DONE. 103 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,879 I NEED MORE, BABY! I NEED MORE, BABY! 104 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,040 THAT DRAGON IS STILL CALLING MY NAME! 105 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,919 ♪ LOW BRIDGE, EVERYBODY DOWN ♪ 106 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,459 ♪ LOW BRIDGE 'CAUSE WE'RE COMING TO A TOWN ♪ 107 00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:36,579 D.C., THAT'S THE TOWN WE'RE COMING TO! 108 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,709 YEAH IT IS! I SO DON'T WANT TO DO COKE RIGHT NOW! 109 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:41,500 SING OUT, HONEY! 110 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:45,379 YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED. 111 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:46,459 MY ROOMMATES KICKED ME OUT. 112 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:47,499 WHY? 113 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,169 NO REASON. JUST PURE GIRL SPITE. 114 00:04:50,170 --> 00:04:52,380 AND, YOU KNOW, I MAY NOT HAVE PAID RENT. 115 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:56,079 FOR THREE MONTHS. 116 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,499 THREE MONTHS? 117 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,879 BUT, I THOUGHT YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU MONEY? 118 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,079 WELL, I KINDA RAN THROUGH IT. 119 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,330 YOU KNOW, I'M AN ARTIST, NOT A BUDGETER MAN. 120 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:04,999 OKAY. 121 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,789 WELL, YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SAY THIS, 122 00:05:06,790 --> 00:05:09,379 BUT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOUR PARENTS TO LET YOU MOVE BACK IN. 123 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:11,499 LENNOX, PLEASE, I HAVE MY PRIDE. 124 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:12,790 AND I ALREADY ASKED. 125 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,539 SEE, THEY'RE RENTING OUT MY ROOM. 126 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:17,879 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY WON'T EVEN LOOK AT MY APPLICATION, 127 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,540 BECAUSE THEY ALREADY KNOW MY CREDIT SUCKS. 128 00:05:24,330 --> 00:05:25,959 - HEY, MAN. - HEY. 129 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,169 WHOA! THAT LOOKS HEALTHY. 130 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:30,329 YEAH. YOU KNOW THE NAVY'S MOTTO: 131 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,670 A GLOBAL FORCE FOR GOOD... SALADS. 132 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:35,749 PERMISSION TO ENTER THE KITCHEN, SIR? 133 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:37,749 YOU DON'T NEED TO SALUTE ME SINCE YOU OUTRANK ME. 134 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,880 WELL, WHAT'S YOUR RANK? CUTEST POSSIBLE SAILOR? 135 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,789 SO, HANK JUST LEFT. 136 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:47,539 TODAY WAS OUR FIRST DAY OF UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL CAMPAIGNING. 137 00:05:47,540 --> 00:05:48,959 THAT WAS UNNECESSARILY CONFUSING. 138 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,960 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU SOUND LIKE A CONGRESSPERSON ALREADY. 139 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:53,789 REMEMBER HOW I CO-SPONSORED THAT BILL 140 00:05:53,790 --> 00:05:55,539 TO GET VEGETABLES IN ALL THE SCHOOL VENDING MACHINES? 141 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:57,289 WELL, HANK LOVED THAT. 142 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,879 SO, TOMORROW I'M GOING TO FIVE ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS 143 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,039 TO TALK TO KIDS ABOUT HEALTHY DIETS. 144 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:05,329 YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE NEW FACE OF VEGETABLES. 145 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:07,999 YOU KNOW, AUNT MEL, BEFORE YOU BECOME THE NEW FACE OF VEGETABLES, 146 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,119 YOU MIGHT WANNA TRY ONE. 147 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,879 I'VE HAD PLENTY OF VEGETABLES, OKAY? 148 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,329 ONIONS, CELERY, OLIVES... 149 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:16,209 HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VEGETABLE THAT WASN'T FOUND IN A BLOODY MARY? 150 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:19,289 KIDS ARE NOT GONNA ASK ME THAT. 151 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:21,749 HERE. TRY A BRUSSELS SPROUT. 152 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:22,789 WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE? 153 00:06:22,790 --> 00:06:24,619 OH, HONEY, IT'S SO GOOD. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 154 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:27,580 IT'S LIKE A YUMMY LITTLE GREEN BALL OF PUDDING. 155 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:30,080 OKAY, YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING. 156 00:06:32,790 --> 00:06:37,999 UGH! I CAN NEVER TRUST YOU AGAIN! 157 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,880 THERE IT IS. THAT'S THE FACE OF VEGETABLES. 158 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:43,789 HEY, GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES. 159 00:06:43,790 --> 00:06:46,459 OH, AND BY THE WAY, ZANDER HAS NO PLACE TO LIVE, SO HE'S MOVING INTO MY ROOM. BYE. 160 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:48,749 - WHOA! -COME BACK, COME BACK, COME BACK! 161 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,539 WELL, ZANDER'S PARENTS CUT HIM OFF, 162 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:51,999 SO HE'S GOT NO PLACE TO LIVE. 163 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,620 NO PLACE. NOT EVEN ONE PLACE. 164 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,919 SO, I INVITED HIM TO MOVE IN WITH ME. 165 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,499 IT'S TEMPORARY. REST OF THE SEMESTER. 166 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:03,829 JUST TILL ZANDER FIGURES OUT A MORE PERMANENT LIVING ARRANGEMENT. 167 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:06,749 SO, CAN I KEEP HIM? 168 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,379 - OF COURSE. - NO. 169 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:10,709 COME ON, MEL, MOVING IN TOGETHER'S A BIG STEP. 170 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:12,169 THEY JUST SAID IT'S TEMPORARY. 171 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,579 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. FINE. 172 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:16,789 BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIVING HERE, UNDER OUR ROOF, EATING OUR FOOD, 173 00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:17,830 THERE WILL BE COSTS. 174 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,920 SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? YOU WANT ME TO PAY RENT? 175 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:23,709 SOUNDS REASONABLE TO ME. 176 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,329 OH. 177 00:07:25,330 --> 00:07:27,669 SEE, THAT'S THE THING, THAT'S WHY I WAS KICKED OUT OF MY LAST PLACE. 178 00:07:27,670 --> 00:07:31,379 'CAUSE I'M NOT A VERY GOOD BUDGETER MAN. 179 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,879 YOU HAVE ANY MONEY AT ALL? 180 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,119 - LIKE, ON ME? - AT ALL? 181 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,669 OH. YEAH, NO, SIR. 182 00:07:37,670 --> 00:07:39,829 OKAY, WELL, IF YOU CAN'T PAY RENT, 183 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:41,959 THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EARN YOUR KEEP BY DOING SOME CHORES. 184 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,579 CHORES? WHAT IS HE, 11? 185 00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:44,879 I LIVE HERE AND I DON'T EVEN DO CHORES. 186 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,209 OH, WE CAN FIX THAT. 187 00:07:46,210 --> 00:07:48,460 NO, HE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO CHORES. 188 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:53,789 SO, YOU KNOW, I HAD TO REARRANGE A FEW THINGS. 189 00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:56,999 BUT LOOK, ZANDER'S ARTIST MODEL AND MY HELLO KITTY PLUSHIE. 190 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,499 I THINK THEY MIGHT HOOK UP. 191 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,999 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 192 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,119 THERE REALLY DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A LOT OF ROOM IN HERE FOR TWO PEOPLE. 193 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,919 IT'S... COZY. 194 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:06,999 Zander: SLOW, SLOW. 195 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,669 - OKAY, QUICK. - MY FINGERS ARE SLIPPING. 196 00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:10,579 - WE'LL GO QUICK. THERE WE GO. - YUP, YUP. 197 00:08:10,580 --> 00:08:12,329 AHA! 198 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:14,459 WHOO! 199 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,539 PERFECT. 200 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:20,709 WOW, YOUR DRAFTING TABLE TAKES UP A LOT MORE ROOM THAN I THOUGHT. 201 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,000 OH, IS THAT GONNA BE A PROBLEM? 202 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,829 NO. 203 00:08:26,830 --> 00:08:30,749 UNLESS, YOU KNOW, OF COURSE, SOMEONE WANTS TO LEAVE THE ROOM. 204 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:31,789 LIKE ME. 205 00:08:31,790 --> 00:08:33,539 OH, YEAH, YOU WANT TO GO, NO PROBLEM. 206 00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:35,209 - YEAH, YOU MIND, GUYS? - OKAY, SO WE'LL JUST... YUP. 207 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,669 ON THE COUNT OF THREE, WE'RE GOING STARBOARD. 208 00:08:36,670 --> 00:08:37,919 ON THREE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 209 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:38,999 OPPOSITE OF PORT. 210 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,669 - STEADY. -OKAY, WHOA. I'M NOT IN THE NAVY! 211 00:08:40,670 --> 00:08:42,079 I'M JUST... OKAY. OH, GOD. 212 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,670 I'M JUST GONNA HEAD OUT THE WINDOW. 213 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:50,209 BURGERS. DOUGHNUTS. ICE CREAM. 214 00:08:50,210 --> 00:08:53,749 KIDS, DIETARY TEMPTATION IS ON EVERY CORNER, 215 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:54,959 BUT THERE'S GOOD NEWS. 216 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,669 IT'S GETTING EASIER TO EAT HEALTHIER. 217 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:02,039 JUST MINUTES AGO, I BOUGHT THIS BROCCOLI FUN PACK 218 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,539 FROM YOUR SCHOOL'S VENDING MACHINE. 219 00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:05,420 (kids groaning) 220 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,999 MMM. MMM-MMM! 221 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,579 THAT... 222 00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:19,580 YEAH. THAT IS THE STUFF. 223 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:24,790 (coughing) 224 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,669 (phone rings) 225 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:29,039 YELLO. 226 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:32,289 HANK, WHEN YOU SAID CAMPAIGNING WILL TURN MY STOMACH, 227 00:09:32,290 --> 00:09:35,079 I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS BECAUSE OF ALL THE BROCCOLI I WOULD HAVE TO EAT. 228 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,289 DID YOU SWALLOW ANY OF IT? 229 00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:38,619 TRIED NOT TO. 230 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,669 OKAY, LISTEN, MEL, 231 00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:44,539 THIS HEALTHY EATING THING IS GOING TO BE GREAT FOR YOUR IMAGE. 232 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,249 IT'S GONNA BE ALL OVER THE NEWS. 233 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:50,039 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KEEP IT UP UNTIL WE OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE YOUR CANDIDACY 234 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,499 AT THE END OF THE MONTH. 235 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,079 CAN YOU DO THAT? 236 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,709 YEAH. THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM. 237 00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:58,169 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, CONGRESSWOMAN. 238 00:09:58,170 --> 00:09:59,749 OH, I WILL. 239 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:02,040 GOOD, TASTY, YUMMY, NIGHT. 240 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,209 - HEY. - HEY. 241 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,919 I HAD THE BEST DAY TELLING KIDS ABOUT VEGETABLES. 242 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:13,170 YOU KNOW, I ATE A WHOLE BUNCH OF BROCCOLI, AND I BARELY GAGGED ONCE. 243 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:15,499 I'M PROUD OF YOU, SWEETIE. I'M PROUD OF YOU. 244 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,999 LISTEN, YOU KNOW, HANK MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT 245 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,919 ABOUT ALL THOSE CRAZIES COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK. 246 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:19,959 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 247 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:23,289 WELL, UM, LISTEN TO THIS TWEET. 248 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,879 "LOVED SEEING MEL BURKE WOLF DOWN A GREASY DOUBLE PIGGY BURGER 249 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,079 "AFTER TELLING OUR KIDS WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN'T EAT. 250 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,750 "HASHTAG HYPOCRITE." 251 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,379 YOU DIDN'T DO THAT, RIGHT? 252 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:35,999 NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE MAKE UP THESE TOTAL LIES. 253 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,669 I KNOW, THERE'S A BUNCH OF LIARS OUT THERE. 254 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:42,539 HOWEVER, UM, THERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU APPEARING TO WALK INTO PIGGY BURGER. 255 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:45,380 OH, YEAH, UM, I GOT AN ICED TEA. 256 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,289 APPARENTLY, THE ICED TEAS AT PIGGY BURGER 257 00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:52,420 LOOK REMARKABLY LIKE A TRIPLE BACON CHILI CHEESEBURGER. 258 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,539 I HAD A HARD DAY. 259 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,459 BESIDES, YOU KNOW, THERE'S LETTUCE ALL OVER IT. 260 00:10:58,460 --> 00:11:00,539 IT WAS PRACTICALLY A SALAD. 261 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,789 UGH. BOY, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 262 00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:04,499 MAYBE FROM ALL THE SALAD? 263 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,169 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? TWO CAN TWEET AT THIS GAME. 264 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,789 "YO, DENNIS BLAKELY. 265 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:11,619 "DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?" 266 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:14,459 OKAY, GOOD. SO, HE STARTED IT, YOU ENDED IT, NOW IT'S OVER. 267 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:15,619 (phone dings) 268 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:17,709 LOOK WHAT HE JUST WROTE! 269 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:20,539 "AT LEAST I'M NOT TELLING KIDS TO EAT HEALTHY WHILE I STUFF MY BITCH FACE WITH BURGERS. 270 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:22,499 "HASHTAG LYING SACK." 271 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,379 (gasps) 272 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:26,419 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, HONEY. HONEY, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE THE HIGH ROAD. 273 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:29,579 "WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU, YOU HATEFUL LITTLE TROLL?" 274 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,380 APPARENTLY, THE HIGH ROAD ISN'T AS HIGH AS I THOUGHT IT WAS. 275 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,829 OOF, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT SECOND BURGER. 276 00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:37,539 I MEAN, ICED TEA. I HAD A HARD DAY! 277 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,380 SECOND BURGER? 278 00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:44,420 (music playing) 279 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,290 (both laugh) 280 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:52,379 THIS IS SO NICE, YOU KNOW, JUST BEING HERE TOGETHER, ROOMIE. 281 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:54,250 MM-HMM. 282 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:59,329 COULD YOU MAYBE TURN THAT DOWN A LITTLE, ROOMIE? 283 00:11:59,330 --> 00:12:00,380 SURE. 284 00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:05,419 DID YOU TURN IT DOWN? 285 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:08,379 OH, WAY DOWN. LIKE, TWO CLICKS. 286 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:11,380 COULD YOU MAYBE DO ONE MORE? 287 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:14,379 THREE CLICKS? 288 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:17,829 YOU KNOW, I'D PREFER IT BE WITHIN THE AUDIBLE SPECTRUM OF HUMAN HEARING. 289 00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:19,460 I'M NOT A DOG. 290 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:23,499 WELL, MAYBE, YOU COULD WEAR HEADPHONES? 291 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,379 OR, MAYBE, YOU COULD WEAR EARPLUGS? 292 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:30,580 OR, BETTER IDEA, YOU COULD LISTEN TO MUSIC THAT DOESN'T SUCK. 293 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,999 YOU KNOW, FRENCH RETRO POP IS PRETTY IN RIGHT NOW. 294 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,329 OH, IT'S IN? 295 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:38,499 WELL, NOW I LIKE IT. 296 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,249 GOOD! I'M SO GLAD. 297 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:42,380 (music gets louder) 298 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:47,919 IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC. 299 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:52,249 WELL, IT'S HARD TO TELL WHEN EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS SARCASTIC. 300 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:55,329 OKAY. WELL, LET'S TEST AND SEE IF YOU CAN TELL WHEN I'M BEING SARCASTIC. 301 00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:57,039 I'M SO GLAD YOU MOVED IN. 302 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,000 I'M SO GLAD TO BE HERE. 303 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:03,169 YOU SURE THIS IS OKAY? I MEAN, YOUR ROOM'S KINDA SMALL. 304 00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:04,379 YOU KIDDING? 305 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,500 IN THE NAVY, THIS ROOM WOULD SLEEP 38 GUYS. 306 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:12,539 HEY, UM, DO YOU MIND IF I LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC? 307 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,539 YEAH, NO PROBLEM. I'M JUST PLAYING GAMES. 308 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:17,579 NOT MUCH ELSE TO DO UNTIL I GET MY ASSIGNMENT ORDERS. 309 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:20,209 WOW, LOOK AT THE GRAPHICS ON THAT GAME. 310 00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:23,459 THAT'S THE MOST GORGEOUS WAR-TORN BATTLEFIELD I'VE EVER SEEN. 311 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:27,579 YOU SHOULD SEE THE WAY THE LIGHT HITS THE ZOMBIES' BRAINS WHEN THEY EXPLODE. 312 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:28,709 IT'S PURE POETRY. 313 00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:29,959 YOU WANNA PLAY? 314 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,619 OH, YOU KNOW, VIDEO GAMES AREN'T REALLY MY THING. 315 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:34,419 OH, COME ON, SIT. SIT! 316 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,249 OKAY. UM... 317 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,959 - HIT X TO SHOOT. - OKAY. 318 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,169 YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T HAVE, LIKE, A KILLER INSTINCT. 319 00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:41,209 LOOK OUT, ZOMBIES! 320 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:42,830 DIE! DIE! DIE! 321 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,169 (chuckling) 322 00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:47,579 - THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME. - YEAH, IT WAS. 323 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,249 HEY, BEHIND YOU! THERE ARE THREE MORE! 324 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,379 DIE! DIE! DIE! 325 00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:52,919 OH. 326 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,040 YEAH, THEIR BRAINS DO KIND OF JUST... 327 00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:58,999 (phone dings) 328 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,419 AND MY BOOK GOT ANOTHER REJECTION. 329 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,169 OH, I'M SORRY, JOE. 330 00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:04,419 OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY. I'M NOT WORRIED. 331 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,419 EVERY NO BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO A YES. 332 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:08,539 YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT? I DID. 333 00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,119 YUP. IN MY BOOK. 334 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,419 THAT NO ONE WANTS TO PUBLISH. 335 00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:13,459 REALLY? 336 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:15,329 EVERY TIME HANK COMES OVER HERE TO WORK WITH YOU, 337 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,879 YOU GOT TO BRING OUT A COPY OF THE 12 STEPS? 338 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,039 - WELL, I JUST... - (doorbell rings) 339 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,619 RANDOMLY CHOSE A BOOK 340 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,419 TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE READ. 341 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:22,210 AND WE'RE SOBER. 342 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,919 MEL, WE HAVE A REAL PROBLEM. 343 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,040 OH, YEAH, HI, JOE. 344 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,169 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? 345 00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,289 City Councilperson Mel Burke apparently thinks 346 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,379 everyone of below-average height is sub-human. 347 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:40,419 I was tweeting Mel Burke about her campaign, 348 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:43,829 after all, I'm just a constituent interacting with the woman 349 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:45,670 who claims she wants to represent me... 350 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,170 and she called me a little troll. 351 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,579 WHY WOULD YOU CALL HIM THAT? 352 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:55,459 IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION FOR JERKS ON THE INTERNET! 353 00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:57,749 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS. 354 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,959 I don't want to make a big deal about it, 355 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,039 but words hurt. 356 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,079 OKAY, THIS ISN'T FATAL. 357 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,379 WE JUST NEED TO GET OUT IN FRONT OF IT RIGHT AWAY. 358 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,669 WITH A PUBLIC APOLOGY. 359 00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:09,419 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY. 360 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,329 HE CALLED ME A BITCH. 361 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,999 NO. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO APOLOGIZE. 362 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,540 APOLOGIZE FOR NO REASON? WHAT AM I, HIS HUSBAND? 363 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:21,250 I JUST WANNA SAY I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 364 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:28,539 SURE YOU WANNA PUT THAT SCOOP IN THERE? 365 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,830 YES. 366 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,290 NO. 367 00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:35,250 GOOD GOD, YOU'RE HARD TO READ. 368 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,379 NO, I'M JUST SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW, 369 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:40,749 MEL'S HAVING THIS INTERNET GUY COME OVER SO SHE CAN APOLOGIZE TO HIM, 370 00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:44,209 AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO PUT FRESH COFFEE IN WITH YESTERDAY'S COFFEE... 371 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,000 YOU KNOW, DOESN'T REALLY SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME. 372 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,000 SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS YOU WANT ME TO... SCRUB THE POT? 373 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,080 I LOVE IT WHEN I DON'T HAVE TO ASK. 374 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,209 AND I LOVE PAYING FOR MY RENT IN CHORES 375 00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:59,290 AND MIND GAMES. 376 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:03,920 HELLO, AUNT MEL. 377 00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,330 CHORE BOY. 378 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,419 I'LL JUST SET THIS SPONGE DOWN NOW. 379 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:14,250 (gasps) I'M SO SORRY, WAS THAT TOO LOUD FOR YOUR DAINTY LITTLE EARS? 380 00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,999 LIVING TOGETHER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 381 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,209 HA! WHOEVER TOLD YOU THAT? 382 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:22,749 WE COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH ONE NIGHT, 383 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:25,209 AND NOW, HE'S BEST BUDS WITH HIS NEW ROOMMATE RYDER. 384 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:28,459 OKAY, LENNOX, WHEN YOU'RE LIVING WITH SOMEONE, YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO COMPROMISE. 385 00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:30,829 COMPROMISE? WITH ZANDER? 386 00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:32,919 WHY? I ALREADY WIN ALL OF OUR FIGHTS. 387 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,289 OKAY, WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO COMPROMISE, 388 00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:37,039 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT HIM OUT. 389 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,999 AND THERE'S GOOD NEWS THERE. RYDER'S ROOM IS SMALLER THAN YOURS. 390 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,119 YOU PUT RATS TOGETHER IN A TINY SPACE, 391 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,460 AND EVENTUALLY THEY WILL EAT EACH OTHER. 392 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:45,749 YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO HAVE THEIR FIRST BIG FIGHT, 393 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,789 THEN ZANDER WILL COME CRAWLING BACK. 394 00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:49,919 THEY'RE SLEEPING HEAD-TO-TOE IN THE SAME BED 395 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,920 LIKE THE GRANDPARENTS IN WILLY WONKA. 396 00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:55,749 AND ZANDER'S HAPPY. 397 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,169 HOW DARE HE! 398 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:58,960 I KNOW. 399 00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:07,120 (mutters) GO. 400 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:10,619 IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 401 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,169 YEAH, WHATEVER. 402 00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:14,499 CAN I OFFER YOU A PASTRY OR SOME COFFEE? 403 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,329 YOU'RE OFFERING ME COFFEE? 404 00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:19,120 A SUBSTANCE FAMOUS FOR STUNTING GROWTH? NICE. 405 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,040 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY. 406 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,709 LOOK, WE'RE NOT PALS. 407 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,249 I'M HERE FOR AN ON-AIR APOLOGY. 408 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,039 AND IT WOULDN'T HURT IF YOU MENTIONED MY DRY-CLEANING BUSINESS. 409 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,209 DENNIS' LOW COST CLEANERS. 410 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:32,079 OH, I GET IT. 411 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,829 THE COSTS ARE LOW 'CAUSE YOU'RE S... 412 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:36,249 SUCH A GREAT BUSINESSMAN. 413 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,539 READY, COUNCILWOMAN? 414 00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:39,329 UH, YEAH. SHOULD I TAKE OFF MY HEELS BECAUSE OF THE... 415 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:40,709 YOU'LL BE SITTING. 416 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:43,000 OH. SO MUCH BETTER. 417 00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:46,999 (clears throat) 418 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,499 COUNCILWOMAN BURKE, 419 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,959 BY NOW, THE GREATER TOLEDO AREA KNOWS ALL ABOUT "TROLLGATE." 420 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,169 SO, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO DENNIS BLAKELY? 421 00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:57,079 MR. BLAKELY, I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU FOR COMING OVER, 422 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:01,079 AND ALLOWING ME, IN PERSON, TO TELL YOU HOW DEEPLY S... 423 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,749 (coughs) 424 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,419 HOW DEEPLY... 425 00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:05,670 (coughs again) 426 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:10,079 I JUST WANT TO SAY HOW DEEPLY SO... (gags) 427 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,749 SHE CAN'T EVEN SAY IT, THE DAMN HEIGHTIST! 428 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,120 I CAN DO IT. 429 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:17,999 I AM SO... 430 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,169 (retches) 431 00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:21,960 (vomiting) 432 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,499 I AM SO SORRY. 433 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,080 FOR CALLING ME A TROLL, OR RUINING MY PANTS? 434 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,579 DENNIS' LOW COST CLEANERS. 435 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,670 I'LL MAKE SHORT WORK OF THAT STAIN. 436 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,579 HON, HERE. 437 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,749 LOOK, BABE YOU'VE BEEN NAUSEOUS EVERY DAY SINCE HANK TOLD YOU 438 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,459 HOW STRESSFUL THIS CAMPAIGN WAS GONNA BE, ALL RIGHT? 439 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,169 YOU'RE HAVING A CLASSIC PSYCHOSOMATIC REACTION. 440 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,579 OH, SO YOU'RE SAYING I'M NUTS? 441 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:51,289 NO, I'M SAYING THAT YOU'RE STRESSED OUT. 442 00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,329 I MEAN, WHAT OTHER POSSIBLE EXPLANATION COULD THERE BE? 443 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:56,079 COUNCILWOMAN, YOU MIGHT TRY SOME CHAMOMILE TEA. 444 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,170 THAT HELPED ME A LOT WHEN I WAS PREGNANT. 445 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,460 I SUPPOSE THERE COULD BE ONE OTHER EXPLANATION. 446 00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,209 Ryder: DUDE, THIS STUFF IS EVERYWHERE! 447 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,619 Zander: IT'S NOT EVERYWHERE. 448 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,079 Ryder: IT'S IN MY CONTROLLER! 449 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,209 Zander: YOU SAID I COULD EAT IN HERE. 450 00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:17,709 Ryder: ORANGE DUST IN THE BUTTONS. 451 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:20,289 IT'S LIKE SOMEONE SET OFF SOME KIND OF CHEESE PUFF BOMB. 452 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:22,079 THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, MAN. 453 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,040 UNACCEPTABLE! 454 00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:28,579 SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? YOU WA... 455 00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:29,999 YOU WANT ME OUT? 456 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,039 OVER SOME STUPID LITTLE FIGHT? NO WAY. 457 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,079 NO. THIS IS A TIME TO WORK ON OUR CONFLICT RESOLUTION. 458 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:39,999 IN THE NAVY, THEY DON'T WANT 141 MEN SHARING A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE HATING ON EACH OTHER. 459 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,499 SO, TIMES LIKE THIS, THEY HAVE US LOOK FOR WHAT THEY CALL, 460 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,999 "COMMONALITY OF INTEREST." 461 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,919 Zander: OKAY, YOU MEAN, LIKE, 462 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,879 YOU AND ME FIGURING OUT HOW TO SHARE THIS SPACE 463 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,289 WITHOUT GETTING ON EACH OTHER'S NERVES? 464 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,079 EXACTLY. 465 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,169 SEE, I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU 466 00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:56,790 THAT THIS ROOM IS A "NO FOOD WITH ORANGE DUST" ZONE. 467 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,879 AND I DIDN'T REALIZE THE DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF CHEESY ORANGE DUST. 468 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,289 SO, FROM NOW ON, I WILL EAT MY PUFFS IN THE KITCHEN, 469 00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:08,250 AND I WILL THOROUGHLY VACUUM MYSELF BEFORE STEPPING FOOT INTO YOUR ROOM. 470 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:11,250 OUR ROOM. 471 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,329 BUDS? 472 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:16,919 BUDS. 473 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,120 GET IN HERE. 474 00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:21,879 SO, THIS IS WHAT COMPROMISE IS LIKE IN A RELATIONSHIP? 475 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,539 FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT? 476 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:24,959 NO. 477 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,460 IT FEELS GREAT. 478 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,539 (beeping) 479 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:33,749 OKAY. IT'S TIME. 480 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,750 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 481 00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:39,829 OH MY GOD. 482 00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:40,919 YOU'RE PREGNANT. 483 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,459 - YOU'RE PREGNANT. - WE'RE PREGNANT. 484 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:45,710 ALL OF US ARE PREGNANT! 485 00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,749 WAIT. 486 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:54,999 I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. 487 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,080 I'M PREGNANT. 488 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,749 WHAT DID YOU THINK PREGNANT MEANT BEFORE? 489 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:04,169 NO, I'M PREGNANT, AND I'M RUNNING FOR CONGRESS! 490 00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:06,499 WHAT IS THIS GONNA MEAN FOR MY CAMPAIGN? 491 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,789 HONEY, LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 492 00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:08,790 LET'S JUST ENJOY THIS MOMENT, OKAY? 493 00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:10,879 OH, BUT IT'S JUST... IT'S SO MUCH ALL AT ONCE. 494 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,580 - IT'D BE SO MUCH BETTER IF... - YO, YO, YO, YO! 495 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,209 DO YOU FEEL BETTER? 496 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,619 NO! I NEED WINE! 497 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,919 ALL RIGHT, COMING RIGHT UP, OKAY? 498 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,750 IN NINE MONTHS.