1 00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:06,506 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,218 OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE PREGNANT! 3 00:00:08,219 --> 00:00:10,220 FINALLY, REALLY, TRULY PREGNANT! 4 00:00:10,221 --> 00:00:11,632 I'M GOING TO BE A COUSIN! 5 00:00:12,803 --> 00:00:15,055 A COUSIN, RIGHT? 6 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:17,057 YEP, THAT'S THE TECHNICAL TERM. 7 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:19,309 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO BE, BUT CONGRATULATIONS. 8 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:21,561 - AWW. -WAIT... OH, AM I ALLOWED TO HUG YOU? 'CAUSE... 9 00:00:21,562 --> 00:00:23,063 YES. I DON'T THINK 10 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:24,905 YOU'LL ACCIDENTALLY SQUEEZE THE BABY OUT. 11 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:28,027 - (doorbell rings) - (gasps) THAT'S HANK! 12 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,110 - WHO'S HANK? -HE'S THE GUY RAISING MONEY FOR MY CAMPAIGN. 13 00:00:30,111 --> 00:00:31,281 WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO TELL HIM? 14 00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:32,492 LET'S TELL HIM THE GOOD NEWS. 15 00:00:32,493 --> 00:00:34,364 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NOT RIGHT AWAY! 16 00:00:34,365 --> 00:00:35,915 NO, DON'T SCARE THE MONEY! 17 00:00:35,916 --> 00:00:37,537 WE GOTTA EASE HIM INTO IT. 18 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,789 MAYBE WAIT A COUPLE DAYS. OR WEEKS. 19 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,211 HOW MANY WEEKS? 20 00:00:41,212 --> 00:00:45,004 I DON'T KNOW, LIKE 30, 40, COUPLE HUNDRED. 21 00:00:45,005 --> 00:00:46,297 SO BASICALLY JUST LET THE BABY TELL HIM. 22 00:00:47,428 --> 00:00:49,300 KIDS CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE. 23 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:51,511 ♪ ♪ 24 00:00:51,512 --> 00:00:53,223 ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD, ALL GOOD ♪ 25 00:00:53,224 --> 00:00:55,265 ♪ IT'S OKAY, OKAY ♪ 26 00:00:55,266 --> 00:00:56,976 ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ♪ 27 00:00:56,977 --> 00:00:58,728 ♪ AS FAR AS I CAN SEE ♪ 28 00:00:58,729 --> 00:01:00,310 ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD, ALL GOOD ♪ 29 00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:02,602 ♪ IT'S OKAY, OKAY ♪ 30 00:01:02,603 --> 00:01:04,564 ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ♪ 31 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:09,280 ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME ♪ 32 00:01:12,903 --> 00:01:14,284 OKAY, SO WE'RE AGREED: 33 00:01:14,285 --> 00:01:16,246 FOR NOW WE SAY NOTHING TO HANK ABOUT THE PREGNANCY. 34 00:01:16,247 --> 00:01:17,578 YOU GOT IT, BABY. MOM'S THE WORD. 35 00:01:18,999 --> 00:01:21,252 I'M KIDDING, MUM'S THE WORD. OPEN THE DOOR. 36 00:01:22,503 --> 00:01:24,795 - HOW ARE YOU FEELING, MEL? - YES! YES, I'M PREGNANT! 37 00:01:26,757 --> 00:01:28,418 I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WEREN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING. 38 00:01:28,419 --> 00:01:29,469 I CHANGED MY MIND. 39 00:01:29,470 --> 00:01:31,301 I DON'T WANT TO START 40 00:01:31,302 --> 00:01:33,343 MY POTENTIAL CONGRESSIONAL CAREER WITH A LIE. 41 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:35,054 THAT'S GOOD. THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF TIME 42 00:01:35,055 --> 00:01:36,476 FOR THAT DOWN THE ROAD. 43 00:01:36,477 --> 00:01:38,218 YES, HANK, I AM PREGNANT. 44 00:01:38,219 --> 00:01:39,519 I'M SORRY, I KNOW THIS IS 45 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,311 RIGHT WHEN WE'RE KICKING OFF MY CAMPAIGN. 46 00:01:41,312 --> 00:01:43,643 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS GREAT NEWS! 47 00:01:43,644 --> 00:01:46,186 WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT A PREGNANT CANDIDATE? 48 00:01:46,187 --> 00:01:50,109 "MEL BURKE DELIVERS FOR OHIO!" 49 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,731 OH, THANK YOU, HANK! 50 00:01:51,732 --> 00:01:53,903 OH, I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GOING TO PULL OUT. 51 00:01:53,904 --> 00:01:55,405 IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT, HUH, JOE? 52 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:57,327 WHAT...? 53 00:01:57,328 --> 00:02:00,201 SORRY, THAT WAS OUT OF LINE. 54 00:02:04,335 --> 00:02:07,457 HEH, YELLOW GLOVES? WHO DOES THAT? 55 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:10,009 I HAVE AN ARTIST'S HANDS, AND I WOULD LIKE TO PROTECT THEM 56 00:02:10,010 --> 00:02:12,131 WHILE MAKING A KITSCHY STATEMENT. 57 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,174 FAIR ENOUGH. CAN I HELP? 58 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:17,136 NO! NO, JOE WOULD FLIP OUT, OKAY. 59 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,598 AND THESE CHORES ARE PAYING MY RENT HERE. 60 00:02:18,599 --> 00:02:21,891 YEAH, SPEAKING OF YOU LIVING HERE, 61 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:25,186 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT OUR FIGHT OVER YOUR DUMB MUSIC. 62 00:02:28,269 --> 00:02:30,480 OKAY, LET ME REPHRASE THAT. 63 00:02:30,481 --> 00:02:32,402 OUR DUMB FIGHT OVER THE MUSIC 64 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:34,574 THAT YOU HAVE A PERFECT RIGHT TO ENJOY. 65 00:02:34,575 --> 00:02:36,906 WELL, THANK YOU 66 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,280 FOR YOUR HEARTFELT HALF-ASSED APOLOGY. 67 00:02:40,371 --> 00:02:41,951 NO, I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW, 68 00:02:41,952 --> 00:02:44,624 SINCE WE MOVED OUR RELATIONSHIP TO THIS NEXT LEVEL, 69 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:48,378 I AM VERY MOTIVATED TO FIND A... 70 00:02:48,379 --> 00:02:50,420 COMMONALITY OF INTERESTS, 71 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,961 YOU KNOW, AND SEE IF WE CAN PARTNER UP 72 00:02:51,962 --> 00:02:53,924 ON AN EFFECTIVE CONFLICT RESOLUTION. 73 00:02:55,716 --> 00:02:58,258 WELL, THAT SOUNDS BOTH REASONABLE 74 00:02:58,259 --> 00:03:00,261 AND LIKE YOU'RE READING. 75 00:03:04,104 --> 00:03:05,975 YOU NEED A CHEAT SHEET TO TALK TO ME? 76 00:03:05,976 --> 00:03:07,477 OKAY, I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO MEMORIZE 77 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:09,519 ALL OF RYDER'S SHRINKY BUZZWORDS. 78 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,772 BUT WHAT HE SAID THE OTHER DAY MADE SENSE. 79 00:03:12,773 --> 00:03:15,445 AND I'M WILLING TO LEARN HOW TO COMMUNICATE, 80 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:16,576 AND EVEN... 81 00:03:16,577 --> 00:03:18,077 (swallows) 82 00:03:18,078 --> 00:03:19,870 ...COMPROMISE. 83 00:03:21,992 --> 00:03:25,375 YOU ARE WILLING TO COMPROMISE? 84 00:03:25,376 --> 00:03:28,167 OKAY, YOU HIT THE "YOU" A LITTLE HARD ON THAT ONE. 85 00:03:28,168 --> 00:03:32,753 BUT YES, IDEALLY IN A RELATIONSHIP, EVERYBODY WINS. 86 00:03:34,385 --> 00:03:35,925 WHEW! 87 00:03:35,926 --> 00:03:38,508 THAT WAS SOME REALLY GOOD COMPROMISING. 88 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:41,391 YEP, THAT WAS DEFINITELY A WIN-WIN SITUATION. 89 00:03:41,392 --> 00:03:44,474 I THINK YOU WON MULTIPLE TIMES THERE YOURSELF. 90 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:47,267 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GLAD WE KISSED AND MADE UP. 91 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:49,108 (knocks on door) 92 00:03:49,109 --> 00:03:50,189 Ryder: HEY, ZANDER? 93 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:51,811 YOU ALMOST DONE IN THERE? 94 00:03:51,812 --> 00:03:54,113 MY MAN IN HAMBURG IS ONLINE 95 00:03:54,114 --> 00:03:56,195 AND THIS VIDEO GAME WON'T WAIT FOREVER. 96 00:03:56,196 --> 00:03:57,697 YEAH, BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, ROOMIE! 97 00:03:57,698 --> 00:03:59,819 "ROOMIE?" 98 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:01,411 AREN'T YOU MOVING BACK IN HERE? 99 00:04:01,412 --> 00:04:02,912 ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT IT'D BE A BETTER IDEA 100 00:04:02,913 --> 00:04:04,364 IF I KEPT MY STUFF ACROSS THE HALL. 101 00:04:04,365 --> 00:04:05,745 'CAUSE WHEN I MOVED IN WITH YOU, 102 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,537 YOU GOT UPSET WITH EVERYTHING I DID. 103 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:08,749 'CAUSE EVERYTHING YOU DID WAS STUPID. 104 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,542 I'M SORRY. I REALLY DO WANT TO BE ABLE TO COMPROMISE. 105 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:14,425 - (knocks on door) - STILL WAITING, BUD! 106 00:04:15,796 --> 00:04:17,256 BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, BUDDY. 107 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,049 I REALLY SHOULDN'T KEEP HIM WAITING. 108 00:04:20,471 --> 00:04:22,432 OH, GO BE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND! 109 00:04:22,433 --> 00:04:24,143 OKAY, HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, 110 00:04:24,144 --> 00:04:26,476 ALL RIGHT, WE JUST SLEEP TOGETHER. 111 00:04:26,477 --> 00:04:28,058 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 112 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:32,271 EVEN THOUGH THIS IS JUST AN INTERVIEW 113 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,983 FOR YOU TO MEET ME, I ALWAYS LIKE 114 00:04:33,984 --> 00:04:37,527 TO GIVE PROSPECTIVE NEW PATIENTS AS MUCH INFORMATION AS I CAN. 115 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:40,279 AND AN ULTRASOUND IS A QUICK AND EASY WAY 116 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,071 TO GET A LOT OF INFO. 117 00:04:42,072 --> 00:04:44,243 I FOUND A GOOD DOCTOR, HUH? 118 00:04:44,244 --> 00:04:46,285 NOT EVERYBODY GIVES YOU FREE ULTRASOUNDS. 119 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,410 YEAH, FREEBIES ARE THE HALLMARK OF SUPERIOR MEDICAL TREATMENT. 120 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:52,462 WELL, HERE'S SOMETHING YOU'LL WANT TO KNOW. 121 00:04:52,463 --> 00:04:54,414 SEE THOSE TWO LITTLE BEANS THERE? 122 00:04:54,415 --> 00:04:57,627 OH! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE CAJONES! 123 00:04:57,628 --> 00:05:00,380 OH, HE TAKES AFTER HIS OLD MAN. 124 00:05:00,381 --> 00:05:01,721 THOSE ARE TWO HEARTS. 125 00:05:01,722 --> 00:05:03,052 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 126 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,304 MY BABY IS A FREAK WITH TWO HEARTS? 127 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,687 NO. THERE ARE TWO BABIES. 128 00:05:07,688 --> 00:05:09,349 YOU'RE HAVING TWINS. 129 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:11,981 WHAT? NO. 130 00:05:11,982 --> 00:05:14,193 NO, NO, NO. 131 00:05:14,194 --> 00:05:16,315 NO, NO, NO, NO. NO! 132 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,608 WAIT A MINUTE, WE'RE HAVING TWINS? 133 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:20,780 I HAD NO IDEA MY LITTLE TROOPS WERE THAT POWERFUL. 134 00:05:20,781 --> 00:05:22,532 YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PICK THE DOCTOR? 135 00:05:22,533 --> 00:05:24,904 I WANTED A DOCTOR THAT WAS GONNA TELL ME I HAD JUST ONE BABY. 136 00:05:24,905 --> 00:05:27,286 WELL, GOOD LUCK THERE. 137 00:05:27,287 --> 00:05:30,370 SEE... ONE, TWO. 138 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:33,042 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 139 00:05:33,043 --> 00:05:36,377 NO, NO, NO, NO. NO! 140 00:05:37,418 --> 00:05:39,719 NO, NO, NO! NO, NO, NO. 141 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,341 NO, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO. 142 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,303 SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, MEL IS STILL TAKING IN 143 00:05:44,304 --> 00:05:46,305 ALL THIS AWESOME, HAPPY NEWS. 144 00:05:46,306 --> 00:05:47,467 (sobs) 145 00:05:47,468 --> 00:05:50,309 WOW, TWINS AND RUNNING FOR CONGRESS. 146 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:52,472 - Mel: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO... - IS SHE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT? 147 00:05:52,473 --> 00:05:54,434 - NO, NO, NO, NO... - YEAH, OH YEAH. YEAH. 148 00:05:54,435 --> 00:05:55,775 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO... - I MEAN, I... 149 00:05:55,776 --> 00:05:57,937 I THINK IT'S PROBABLY BEST IF WE JUST LET HER 150 00:05:57,938 --> 00:06:00,650 CELEBRATE IT ON HER OWN FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 151 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:02,612 - NO, NO, NO, NO... - MAYBE AVOID MAKING 152 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:05,405 ALL EYE CONTACT IN THE MEANTIME. 153 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:08,658 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN, JOE. 154 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,829 THANK YOU. 155 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:11,791 YEAH, JOE, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN. 156 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:13,543 - THANKS. - NO, NO, NO... 157 00:06:13,544 --> 00:06:15,334 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU PROBABLY WANT TO KEEP AN EYE ON HER. 158 00:06:15,335 --> 00:06:17,997 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 159 00:06:17,998 --> 00:06:20,500 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 160 00:06:20,501 --> 00:06:21,591 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE "NO" S? 161 00:06:21,592 --> 00:06:22,882 NO, NO, YES, NO. 162 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,674 OOH, YES. HEY, I HEARD A "YES". 163 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:25,965 THAT'S A GOOD PLACE TO START. 164 00:06:25,966 --> 00:06:28,428 JOE, I HAVE A CONFESSION: 165 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:31,722 I AM SOMETIMES... A LITTLE SELFISH. 166 00:06:33,564 --> 00:06:35,935 HONEY, THANK YOU FOR TRUSTING ME ENOUGH TO SHARE THAT. 167 00:06:35,936 --> 00:06:38,478 I MEAN, LOOK, I DO WANT IT ALL. 168 00:06:38,479 --> 00:06:40,480 I WANT A BABY. I EVEN WANT TWO BABIES. 169 00:06:40,481 --> 00:06:41,941 AND I WANT TO RUN FOR CONGRESS. 170 00:06:41,942 --> 00:06:44,654 I JUST DON'T WANT IT ALL AT THE EXACT SAME TIME. 171 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:47,697 YOU KNOW, IT'S-IT'S TERRIFYING. 172 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:49,949 I NEED A GLASS OF WINE. I'M DRINKING FOR THREE NOW! 173 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:52,492 HEY, NO, NO, LISTEN TO ME, NO MORE WINE. 174 00:06:52,493 --> 00:06:54,704 IN FACT, I'M GETTING RID OF ALL THE WINE IN THIS HOUSE. 175 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:56,706 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT, HAVEN'T YOU? 176 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:59,338 HEY. COME ON, CALM DOWN. 177 00:06:59,339 --> 00:07:00,630 WE'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS. 178 00:07:00,631 --> 00:07:01,542 HOW? HOW? 179 00:07:01,543 --> 00:07:03,713 WITH ONE NEWBORN, YOU GET NO SLEEP. 180 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:05,424 WITH TWO, YOU GET TWICE AS MUCH NO SLEEP! 181 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,677 AND TWICE AS MUCH NO SEX. 182 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:10,600 HONEY, I'M HERE FOR YOU. IT'S GOING TO BE FINE. 183 00:07:10,601 --> 00:07:12,722 NO, NO, NO. I'M GONNA SUCK AT DOING MY JOB, 184 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:14,183 AND YOU'RE GONNA SUCK AT DOING YOUR JOB. 185 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,394 WE'LL BE DOUBLE SUCKERS 186 00:07:15,395 --> 00:07:17,057 WITH DOUBLE SUCKERS HANGING OFF OF ME. 187 00:07:18,649 --> 00:07:21,320 HANK HAS YOUR CAMPAIGN COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL. 188 00:07:21,321 --> 00:07:23,322 AND BECAUSE NONE OF THE PUBLISHERS I SENT MY BOOK TO WANT IT, 189 00:07:23,323 --> 00:07:25,565 I'M GONNA HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO MANAGE THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 190 00:07:25,566 --> 00:07:27,236 SO ALL YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT, HONEY, 191 00:07:27,237 --> 00:07:30,369 IS-IS-IS JUST MAKING GREAT BABY CELLS 192 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:32,912 AND BEING YOUR FANTASTIC, ELECTABLE SELF, ALL RIGHT. 193 00:07:32,913 --> 00:07:35,916 SAY IT WITH ME: "I AM FANTASTIC AND I AM ELECTABLE." 194 00:07:37,127 --> 00:07:39,669 I AM FANTASTIC AND I AM ELECTABLE. 195 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:41,671 YES, YOU ARE. ALL RIGHT, YOU BELIEVE IT NOW? 196 00:07:41,672 --> 00:07:44,213 I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS SO. 197 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,676 DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT WE CAN DO ALL THIS? 198 00:07:46,677 --> 00:07:49,589 YES, YES, I BELIEVE IT A HUNDRED PERCENT! 199 00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:51,591 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, CHECK THAT I BELIEVE IT A THOUSAND PERCENT! 200 00:07:51,592 --> 00:07:54,094 ALL RIGHT, NOW JUST GO UPSTAIRS AND REST. 201 00:07:55,095 --> 00:07:57,597 THANK YOU, JOE. YOU'RE MY ROCK. 202 00:07:57,598 --> 00:07:59,729 (chuckles) OF COURSE I AM. 203 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:02,061 YOUR ROCK, YOU KNOW IT. 204 00:08:02,062 --> 00:08:05,565 YOUR... YOUR ROCK, BABY! 205 00:08:05,566 --> 00:08:08,659 YOUR BIG, LYING ROCK. 206 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:12,573 OH, SCREW IT, I'M DRINKING FOR FOUR NOW. 207 00:08:17,578 --> 00:08:20,290 OH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? CHEESE PUFFS? 208 00:08:21,922 --> 00:08:23,172 I JUST VACUUMED IN HERE. 209 00:08:23,173 --> 00:08:25,835 DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR WHAT I DO? 210 00:08:25,836 --> 00:08:27,127 (cell phone chimes) 211 00:08:28,679 --> 00:08:30,590 OH, CRAP. IT'S A REMINDER. 212 00:08:30,591 --> 00:08:32,762 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO FLETCHER AND JOSIE'S WEDDING TOMORROW. 213 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,894 WELL, ARE WE STILL GOING? 214 00:08:34,895 --> 00:08:36,596 IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT? 215 00:08:36,597 --> 00:08:38,057 WELL, WE ALREADY RSVP'D, 216 00:08:38,058 --> 00:08:40,600 AND FRANKLY, I'M SCARED OF MAKING JOSIE MAD. 217 00:08:40,601 --> 00:08:44,814 OOH, YEAH, IF SHE SEES TWO EMPTY SEATS AT OUR TABLE... 218 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:47,697 OH GOD, SHE'LL HUNT US DOWN 219 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:49,740 AND GUT US WITH A CAKE CUTTER. 220 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:54,995 YEAH. YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S JUST SAFER IF WE GO. 221 00:08:56,617 --> 00:08:57,707 TOGETHER? 222 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,999 WELL, YEAH. 223 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,162 WE CAN LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC IN THE CAR ON THE WAY THERE 224 00:09:03,163 --> 00:09:06,796 AND MY MUSIC ON THE WAY BACK. 225 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,427 SEE? 226 00:09:08,428 --> 00:09:10,259 COMPROMISE. 227 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:11,881 OH, GREAT. 228 00:09:11,882 --> 00:09:14,054 I CAN WEAR THAT VINTAGE POWDER BLUE TUXEDO. 229 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,767 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 230 00:09:17,768 --> 00:09:19,228 BUT WHAT ABOUT A COMPROMISE? 231 00:09:19,229 --> 00:09:21,230 TRUST ME, 232 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:23,734 I'M SAVING YOU FROM YOURSELF. 233 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:32,111 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP SO LATE? 234 00:09:32,112 --> 00:09:34,153 I CAN'T SLEEP. 235 00:09:34,154 --> 00:09:36,746 MEL'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO BEEN, UM, 236 00:09:36,747 --> 00:09:39,329 STRESSING OUT ABOUT THIS WHOLE TWIN SITUATION. 237 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,833 HEY, HOW 'BOUT I MAKE YOU A NICE FLUFFY OMELETTE? 238 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,544 LEARNING TO KILL A MAN WITH MY BIG TOE 239 00:09:45,545 --> 00:09:48,507 WAS NOT THE ONLY SKILL I PICKED UP IN THE NAVY. 240 00:09:48,508 --> 00:09:50,549 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO. 241 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:52,591 WITH THE EGGS, NOT WITH YOUR TOES. 242 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:56,807 SO, TELL OLD RYDER WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU. 243 00:09:58,268 --> 00:10:00,770 (scoffs) I'M JUST WONDERING IF MEL AND I HAVE 244 00:10:00,771 --> 00:10:02,722 BITTEN OFF A LITTLE MORE THAN WE CAN CHEW. 245 00:10:02,723 --> 00:10:03,813 HAVING TWINS AND RUNNING FOR CONGRESS? 246 00:10:03,814 --> 00:10:06,485 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF A CRAZY SITUATION. 247 00:10:06,486 --> 00:10:08,607 AND-AND-AND MEL WAS SORTA GETTIN' ALL CRAZY ABOUT IT, 248 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,859 AND I WAS TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL, 249 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,320 AND I SAID, "MEL, DON'T WORRY, WE CAN DO THIS." 250 00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:13,362 AND AS THOSE WORDS WERE COMIN' OUT OF MY MOUTH, I'M THINKING, 251 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,284 I'M NOT SURE IF WE CAN DO THIS, AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 252 00:10:15,285 --> 00:10:16,696 I'M STARTING TO FREAK OUT A LITTLE BIT. 253 00:10:16,697 --> 00:10:19,578 HEY, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MAN. 254 00:10:19,579 --> 00:10:20,950 WHEN YOU'RE UNDER FIRE, THAT'S WHEN 255 00:10:20,951 --> 00:10:22,501 YOU'VE GOT TO DIG DEEP AND TAKE CONTROL. 256 00:10:22,502 --> 00:10:24,204 AND RIGHT NOW YOU ARE IN THE HEAT OF THE BATTLE. 257 00:10:25,746 --> 00:10:27,416 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BEING IN A BATTLE? 258 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:29,248 ARE YOU KIDDING? FIFTY GUYS TRYING TO GET 259 00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:31,510 A HOT SHOWER IN THE MORNING BEFORE THE WATER RUNS OUT? 260 00:10:31,511 --> 00:10:33,132 HEH, LET'S JUST SAY I'VE DONE SOME THINGS 261 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,755 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT WITH CIVILIANS. 262 00:10:36,016 --> 00:10:38,017 I DON'T KNOW, MAN, I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 263 00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:41,430 HEY, SURE, LISTEN, YOU'RE IN A SCARY SPOT RIGHT NOW, 264 00:10:41,431 --> 00:10:43,102 BUT I READ SOMEWHERE THAT 265 00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:46,566 "FEAR IS THE STARTER PISTOL TO LIFE'S GREATEST MOMENTS." 266 00:10:47,768 --> 00:10:49,028 THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR. 267 00:10:49,029 --> 00:10:51,480 YEAH, IT SHOULD. IT'S FROM YOUR BOOK. 268 00:10:51,481 --> 00:10:53,573 YOU LEFT THE MANUSCRIPT IN THE BATHROOM. 269 00:10:55,575 --> 00:10:56,826 SO ULTIMATELY, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS 270 00:10:56,827 --> 00:10:57,738 I SHOULD FOLLOW MY OWN ADVICE. 271 00:11:00,871 --> 00:11:02,332 I CAN'T SAY I'M WRONG. 272 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,415 AND YOU HELPED OUT A LITTLE, TOO. 273 00:11:07,457 --> 00:11:08,788 LOOK AT YOU, MAN, 274 00:11:08,789 --> 00:11:10,500 FINALLY STARTING TO FIGURE THINGS OUT, HUH? 275 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,753 MY GOD, MAN, HOW MANY EGGS ARE YOU USING? 276 00:11:13,754 --> 00:11:15,424 OH, HA HA. 277 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,136 YEAH, SO I'M USED TO COOKING FOR FIFTY GUYS. 278 00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:19,468 IT'S OKAY. EGGS DON'T GO BAD. 279 00:11:19,469 --> 00:11:20,891 RIGHT? 280 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,767 ♪ ♪ 281 00:11:29,519 --> 00:11:31,941 MEL, YOU HAVE TO GET TO THE FLOOR OF CONGRESS. 282 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,773 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO HASN'T VOTED YET 283 00:11:33,774 --> 00:11:36,275 AND THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IS VERY MAD AT YOU. 284 00:11:36,276 --> 00:11:38,908 - LISTEN. - (crowd booing) 285 00:11:38,909 --> 00:11:40,239 - (closes door) - DON'T BOO AT ME! 286 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,450 OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE! 287 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,952 NOT BEFORE YOUR LUNCH APPOINTMENT. 288 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,084 - WHAT? WITH WHO? - YOUR FAVORITE CONSTITUENTS. 289 00:11:45,085 --> 00:11:47,787 - (babies crying) - AWW, MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES! 290 00:11:47,788 --> 00:11:49,378 JOE'S BRINGING IN THE REST. 291 00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:50,880 THE WHAT NOW? 292 00:11:50,881 --> 00:11:52,832 (babies crying) 293 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,503 THOSE ARE ALL MINE? 294 00:11:54,504 --> 00:11:56,836 WELL, HONEY, THEY'RE YOURS AND MINE. 295 00:11:56,837 --> 00:11:59,929 WELL, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO! NO, NO, NO. 296 00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:02,011 IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO NURSE GROUP A. 297 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,012 NO, I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK. 298 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:04,804 HOW CAN I POSSIBLY NURSE ALL THESE BABIES? 299 00:12:04,805 --> 00:12:06,476 EASY. 300 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:12,731 (screams) 301 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,233 MY JOB! 302 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,356 WELL, TELL THE PRESIDENT I'M SORRY. 303 00:12:18,318 --> 00:12:21,070 HEY. HEY, HONEY. HONEY. 304 00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:24,033 QUICK, JOE, HOW MANY BOOBS DO I HAVE? 305 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:26,285 YOU... YOU... 306 00:12:26,286 --> 00:12:28,287 YOU-YOU HAVE TWO, HONEY. 307 00:12:28,288 --> 00:12:30,629 - (gasps) - TWO, TWO BEAUTIFUL BOOBS. 308 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:32,671 AS PER USUAL. 309 00:12:32,672 --> 00:12:33,963 WHAT'S GOING ON? 310 00:12:33,964 --> 00:12:35,214 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS. 311 00:12:35,215 --> 00:12:37,466 I AM COMPLETELY SCARED. 312 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:38,968 I KNOW THAT'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T GET 313 00:12:38,969 --> 00:12:40,339 BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SCARED OF ANYTHING. 314 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:41,881 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 315 00:12:41,882 --> 00:12:43,512 NO, THAT WHOLE "NO FEAR" THING 316 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,844 I PUT ON, THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF BALONEY. 317 00:12:44,845 --> 00:12:46,095 I'M ACTUALLY TERRIFIED. 318 00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:49,939 WELL, IF YOU'RE SCARED AND I'M SCARED, 319 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:52,021 THEN WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? 320 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,523 BECAUSE THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD DO IT, HONEY. 321 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:55,945 LOOK, FEAR IS THE STARTER PISTOL 322 00:12:55,946 --> 00:12:57,356 FOR LIFE'S GREATEST MOMENTS. 323 00:12:57,357 --> 00:12:58,697 YOU KNOW, BANG! 324 00:12:58,698 --> 00:13:00,489 WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THAT GUN, ALL YOU NEED TO DO 325 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:01,901 IS FOCUS ON THAT FINISH LINE. 326 00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:04,743 (sighs) JOE, YOU'RE SWEET, 327 00:13:04,744 --> 00:13:08,367 AND SMART AND SUPPORTIVE, BUT THIS IS NUTS. 328 00:13:08,368 --> 00:13:11,500 YOU KNOW... AND IT'S NOT FAIR... 329 00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:13,502 TO YOU, OR TO ME, 330 00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:17,006 OR TO THE CONSTITUENTS OR TO THESE BABIES... 331 00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:18,378 BUT MAINLY TO ME. 332 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,883 LOOK, HONEY, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO I'M GOING TO RESPECT IT. 333 00:13:23,884 --> 00:13:25,054 I-I THINK WE CAN DO IT, 334 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:28,727 BUT THE DECISION IS UP TO YOU. 335 00:13:28,728 --> 00:13:30,389 (sighs) 336 00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:31,852 I CAN'T DO IT. 337 00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:34,644 I'M NOT GOING TO RUN. 338 00:13:36,606 --> 00:13:38,437 OKAY. 339 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:42,242 IF THAT'S YOUR DECISION, THEN I GUESS THAT'S WHAT'S BEST. 340 00:13:45,785 --> 00:13:48,117 (sighs) 341 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,618 WANT ME TO COUNT YOUR BOOBS AGAIN? 342 00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:51,211 IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO DOUBLE-CHECK YOUR MATH. 343 00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:01,010 I THINK MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WEDDING 344 00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:02,461 WAS THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN. 345 00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:04,303 ESPECIALLY WHEN THE BRIDE STOOD TOO CLOSE TO IT 346 00:14:04,304 --> 00:14:05,724 - AND THE WIND PICKED UP. - (chuckles) 347 00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:08,057 YOU KNOW, I JUST COULDN'T GET OVER THE VOWS. 348 00:14:08,058 --> 00:14:10,469 "TILL DEATH DO US PART"? WHAT IS THAT? 349 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,641 THEY'RE ONLY TWENTY-TWO! 350 00:14:12,642 --> 00:14:14,063 I FREAKED OUT WHEN THEY MADE ME SIGN 351 00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:16,025 A TWO-YEAR CONTRACT FOR MY PHONE. 352 00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:17,606 YOU KNOW, JOSIE AND FLETCHER HAVEN'T EVEN 353 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,817 BEEN GOING OUT AS LONG AS WE HAVE. 354 00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,109 I KNOW! 355 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,111 IT'S CRAZY THAT THEY'RE MARRIED. 356 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,034 HOW CAN THEY THINK ABOUT THAT KIND OF COMMITMENT AT OUR AGE? 357 00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:28,077 RIGHT? THEY HAVE THEIR WHOLE LIVES AHEAD OF THEM. 358 00:14:28,078 --> 00:14:29,618 EXACTLY. 359 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,829 WATCH OUT! IT'S A DEER! 360 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:31,871 (screams) 361 00:14:35,085 --> 00:14:36,495 OH, MY GOD. 362 00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:37,706 OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY? 363 00:14:37,707 --> 00:14:39,048 YEAH, I'M OKAY. 364 00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:40,089 I'M OKAY. ARE YOU OKAY? 365 00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:41,961 AH, YEAH, I'M OKAY. 366 00:14:41,962 --> 00:14:43,342 YEAH, I THINK I MIGHT'VE PEED MY PANTS 367 00:14:43,343 --> 00:14:45,005 JUST A LITTLE BIT, BUT I'M OKAY. 368 00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:49,098 WE ALMOST KILLED THAT DEER. 369 00:14:49,099 --> 00:14:50,639 THAT DEER ALMOST KILLED US! 370 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,221 YOU'RE RIGHT! 371 00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:54,894 - WE COULD HAVE DIED! - YEAH. 372 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:59,069 I AM SO GLAD I WASN'T WEARING THAT POWDER BLUE TUXEDO. 373 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:01,901 - AGAIN, THANK YOU. - YEAH. 374 00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:05,284 I'M HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I'M NOT RUNNING FOR CONGRESS. 375 00:15:05,285 --> 00:15:06,575 YOU COULDN'T TAKE DOWN THE BIG SIGN? 376 00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:09,828 WELL, I WAS KINDA HOPING I COULD CHANGE YOUR MIND. 377 00:15:09,829 --> 00:15:10,950 BUT I CAN'T. 378 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:11,952 OR CAN I? 379 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,994 I'M SORRY, HANK. I'M OUT. 380 00:15:14,995 --> 00:15:16,665 I RESPECT YOUR DECISION. 381 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,497 I JUST HOPE A FEW YEARS DOWN THE ROAD 382 00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,089 WE CAN TAKE ANOTHER CRACK AT THIS. 383 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:21,460 BUT DON'T WAIT TOO LONG.- 384 00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:24,544 TWINS LOSE THEIR P.R. APPEAL AROUND AGE FIVE. 385 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,928 MY GOD, WHEN WE HIT THAT SIGN, 386 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,181 MY WHOLE LIFE FLASHED IN FRONT OF MY EYES. 387 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,143 MINE TOO. 388 00:15:33,144 --> 00:15:35,145 IT HAD THIS REALLY EDGY HANDHELD LOOK. 389 00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:38,017 BUT THAT WAS SUCH A CLOSE CALL. 390 00:15:38,018 --> 00:15:40,109 IT MADE ME REALIZE, 391 00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:42,481 YOU KNOW, MY LIFE COULD END AT ANY MOMENT, 392 00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:44,523 AND I WANT TO MAKE THE MOST OF EVERYTHING, 393 00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:45,904 EVERY SINGLE MINUTE. 394 00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:48,117 YOU KNOW, I FEEL THE SAME WAY. 395 00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:49,408 LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO BE FIGHTING OVER 396 00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:51,491 THESE PETTY "LIVING TOGETHER" PROBLEMS. 397 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,663 LENNOX... 398 00:15:54,664 --> 00:15:56,335 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 399 00:15:56,336 --> 00:15:57,876 I THINK SO. 400 00:15:57,877 --> 00:15:59,629 WE SHOULD GET MARRIED! 401 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,342 WOW. 402 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,136 I WAS GOING TO SAY WE SHOULD JUST MOVE BACK IN TOGETHER, 403 00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:09,349 BUT I LIKE YOUR IDEA SO MUCH MORE. 404 00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:17,596 HEY! ALL RIGHT, HONEY, SO LOOK, I GOT WATER HERE FOR YOU. 405 00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:19,648 I GOT SOME CRACKERS IN CASE YOU START TO FEEL A LITTLE SICK. 406 00:16:19,649 --> 00:16:21,150 AND RYDER HAS A TRASH CAN 407 00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:22,361 IN CASE YOU START TO FEEL A LOT SICK. 408 00:16:22,362 --> 00:16:24,103 YEAH, JUST GIVE ME A SIGNAL IF YOU'RE GOING TO HURL. 409 00:16:24,104 --> 00:16:25,364 OH, YOU'LL KNOW. 410 00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:28,317 AW, THANKS FOR TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF ME, GUYS. 411 00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:30,160 HEY, I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU, BABY. 412 00:16:31,571 --> 00:16:33,492 (sighs, clears throat) 413 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,494 (sighs) 414 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,916 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I CAME HERE TODAY 415 00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:40,249 TO ANNOUNCE MY RUN FOR CONGRESS. 416 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,332 BUT I LEARNED A FEW DAYS AGO THAT I AM PREGNANT. 417 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,294 UH, DOUBLE PREGNANT. 418 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,386 - WITH TWINS, SO... - (crowd murmuring) 419 00:16:47,387 --> 00:16:50,259 AND IT RAISED A LOT OF BIG QUESTIONS LIKE, 420 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,760 "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?" 421 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:52,931 "IS THIS INSANE?" 422 00:16:52,932 --> 00:16:55,304 AND "COULD THEY DOUBLE-CHECK THAT ULTRASOUND 423 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,016 BECAUSE SOMETIMES MACHINES MAKE MISTAKES." 424 00:16:59,139 --> 00:17:01,980 ANYWAY, I HAD TO WEIGH THE RESPONSIBILITIES 425 00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:05,023 OF A MOTHER OF TWINS AND A CONGRESSWOMAN, 426 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,317 AND CONSIDER IF I COULD HANDLE IT ALL ON MY OWN. 427 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,110 OF COURSE, I'M NOT REALLY ON MY OWN. 428 00:17:11,111 --> 00:17:13,823 I HAVE MY HUSBAND, JOE, WHO HAS ALWAYS GOT MY BACK. 429 00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:18,917 BUT TODAY, STANDING BEFORE THE PEOPLE OF TOLEDO, 430 00:17:18,918 --> 00:17:22,502 I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO... 431 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:29,839 I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO... 432 00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:32,431 I HAVE TO RUN FOR CONGRESS. 433 00:17:32,432 --> 00:17:35,474 (crowd murmuring) 434 00:17:35,475 --> 00:17:37,846 BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME FEAR 435 00:17:37,847 --> 00:17:39,938 IS LIKE A GUN 436 00:17:39,939 --> 00:17:41,390 THAT GOES OFF AT A RACE... 437 00:17:41,391 --> 00:17:42,981 WHAT WAS IT AGAIN? IT WAS REALLY GOOD. 438 00:17:42,982 --> 00:17:45,444 IT IS GOOD, IT IS GOOD. IT'S VERY GOOD, YES. 439 00:17:45,445 --> 00:17:47,106 HI. UM... 440 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,188 YES, FEAR IS THE STARTER PISTOL 441 00:17:49,189 --> 00:17:50,899 FOR LIFE'S GREATEST MOMENTS, ALL RIGHT. 442 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,070 BANG! 443 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,452 WHEN THAT GUN GOES OFF, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 444 00:17:53,453 --> 00:17:55,194 ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS FOCUS ON THE FINISH LINE. 445 00:17:55,195 --> 00:17:57,196 FOCUSING ON THE FINISH LINE IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS... 446 00:17:57,197 --> 00:17:59,828 I GOT IT. I GOT IT, JOE. 447 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,251 I KNOW YOU GOT IT. 448 00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:06,295 SO, MY FINISH LINE IS BEING 449 00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:09,258 THE BEST REPRESENTATIVE TOLEDO COULD EVER HAVE. 450 00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:12,551 SO I'M RUNNING FOR CONGRESS. 451 00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:13,972 AND I'M GOING TO WIN! 452 00:18:13,973 --> 00:18:16,766 (cheering) 453 00:18:21,521 --> 00:18:25,023 OKAY, GUYS, SO MEL AND I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS. 454 00:18:25,024 --> 00:18:27,276 IT WAS AWESOME. SO, WHAT HAPPENED AT THE SPEECH, RIGHT... 455 00:18:27,277 --> 00:18:30,109 YO, YO, YO, YO! WILL YOU LET MEL TELL 'EM, PLEASE? 456 00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:32,901 OKAY, SO EVEN THOUGH WE'RE HAVING TWINS, 457 00:18:32,902 --> 00:18:35,194 I'VE DECIDED TO GO AHEAD AND RUN FOR CONGRESS. 458 00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:36,655 HEY, THAT'S AWESOME! 459 00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:38,657 - TOLD YA! - AH! 460 00:18:38,658 --> 00:18:40,739 AUNT MEL, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 461 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,291 THANK YOU, LEN. 462 00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:43,742 I'M PROUD OF ME, TOO. 463 00:18:43,743 --> 00:18:46,295 WELL, YOU KNOW, LENNOX AND I HAVE SOME NEWS THAT WE WANT TO SHARE, TOO. 464 00:18:46,296 --> 00:18:47,706 UH-HUH... 465 00:18:47,707 --> 00:18:50,209 SO, SINCE ZANDER AND I DIDN'T DIE 466 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:54,213 IN A CAR ACCIDENT TODAY, WE DECIDED... 467 00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:55,555 WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 468 00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:02,352 ARE YOU NUTS? 469 00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:05,604 JUST 'CAUSE YOU DON'T DIE IN A CAR ACCIDENT 470 00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:06,765 DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET MARRIED! 471 00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:09,938 WHAT JOE MEANS IS, THAT'S GREAT, GUYS! 472 00:19:09,939 --> 00:19:12,531 YOU KNOW, IT'S SO ROMANTIC TO WANT TO GET MARRIED 473 00:19:12,532 --> 00:19:17,326 SO VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY YOUNG. 474 00:19:17,327 --> 00:19:20,118 DON'T WORRY, AUNT MEL, IT WON'T BE RIGHT AWAY. 475 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,120 WHAT? 476 00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:23,583 I HAD MY HEART SET ON A JUNE WEDDING. 477 00:19:24,954 --> 00:19:26,044 WELL, SINCE I GUESS 478 00:19:26,045 --> 00:19:27,246 WE'RE ALL SHARING IMPORTANT NEWS, 479 00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:28,247 I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU GUYS. 480 00:19:28,248 --> 00:19:29,708 - YEAH? - YEAH. 481 00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:31,169 I GOT MY ORDERS FROM THE NAVY. 482 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,882 I'M GOING TO BE PROUDLY SERVING MY COUNTRY IN... 483 00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:34,884 IT'S TOO FAR AWAY! 484 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,756 AUNT MEL, HE HASN'T SAID WHERE HE'S GOING YET. 485 00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:40,389 I KNOW, BUT IT'S STILL TOO FAR AWAY! 486 00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:42,010 YEAH. WELL, I'M GOING TO BE SHIPPING OUT 487 00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:45,394 TO SOMEWHERE CALLED PORTSMOUTH, VIRGINIA! 488 00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:47,436 IT'S ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED "PORTSM'TH." 489 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:50,229 DON'T THINK SO, HA HA. 490 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,361 IT'S SPELLED "PORTS-MOUTH." 491 00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:53,982 AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE NAVY KNOWS HOW 492 00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:55,485 TO SPELL THEIR OWN CITIES, SO... 493 00:19:57,116 --> 00:19:58,487 CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY. 494 00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,698 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT, 495 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,280 IS THAT "PORTS-MOUTH" 496 00:20:01,281 --> 00:20:02,741 IS NEAR WASHINGTON D.C., 497 00:20:02,742 --> 00:20:05,914 SO AFTER MEL WINS, YOU CAN COME OVER FOR DINNER. 498 00:20:05,915 --> 00:20:07,417 OH, AT THE WHITE HOUSE? 499 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:11,790 SURE. 500 00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:13,001 - YEAH. - (cell phone chimes) 501 00:20:13,002 --> 00:20:15,004 OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, BABY. 502 00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:17,926 HOLY CRAP. 503 00:20:17,927 --> 00:20:20,429 - WHAT IS IT? - WHAT? OH, IT'S, UM, 504 00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:22,391 NO, THIS GUY FINALLY SENT ME THIS RECIPE 505 00:20:22,392 --> 00:20:23,802 I'VE BEEN DYIN' FOR, SO... 506 00:20:23,803 --> 00:20:24,933 NO, THAT'S NOT YOUR RECIPE FACE. 507 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,184 YES... WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU... HON. 508 00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:27,225 (gasps) 509 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,307 SOMEONE WANTS TO PUBLISH YOUR BOOK! 510 00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:30,309 - THAT'S GREAT! - Lennox: OH, MY GOD! 511 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,810 WELL, YEAH, I KNOW, BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 512 00:20:31,811 --> 00:20:33,482 - WHY NOT? - WHY NOT? 513 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,813 BECAUSE READ ON, HONEY, 514 00:20:34,814 --> 00:20:37,356 THEY ALSO WANT ME TO DO A BIG BOOK TOUR. 515 00:20:37,357 --> 00:20:38,697 THAT'S FANTASTIC! 516 00:20:38,698 --> 00:20:40,279 NO, NO, IT'S NOT FAN... 517 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,571 COME ON, WE CAN'T HAVE TWINS, RUN FOR CONGRESS, 518 00:20:42,572 --> 00:20:44,703 AND A BOOK TOUR... THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 519 00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:46,785 ARE YOU KIDDING, JOE? 520 00:20:46,786 --> 00:20:48,867 THAT'S THE STARTER PISTOL. 521 00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:50,460 BANG. 522 00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:55,254 YOU REALLY THINK THAT WE CAN DO IT? 523 00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:57,756 WE'LL HIRE A NANNY. 524 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,378 YOU KNOW, SOME... 525 00:20:59,379 --> 00:21:01,301 SOME HUNKY, GOOD LOOKING GUY. 526 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,263 IT WORKED OUT FOR YOU BEFORE. 527 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,307 HMM, JURY'S STILL OUT. 528 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,101 AW! 529 00:21:13,102 --> 00:21:14,314 COME ON.