1 00:00:00,917 --> 00:00:04,157 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 2 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:14,972 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 3 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:15,889 DAMN! 4 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,891 OH, KELSO MISSES ANOTHER ONE. 5 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:19,685 I BELIEVE THAT'S H-O-R. 6 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,605 AH, YOU ARE A WHORE. 7 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:26,066 NO, THE GAME IS HORSE. 8 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:27,651 OH. 9 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:30,154 OK, YOU KNOW, MICHAEL, I'M GONNA GO HOME. 10 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:31,363 I'M GONNA DO MY HOMEWORK. 11 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,574 YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT? 12 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,826 YEAH. 13 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:36,994 LOOK, I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. 14 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:39,496 I'VE GOT A 1,000-WORD TERM PAPER DUE MONDAY, 15 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:40,622 BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME SWEATING. 16 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,791 I'VE GOT A WHOLE CRAPPY SUNDAY TO DO IT. 17 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,293 JACKIE, DON'T GO HOME. 18 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,795 I MEAN, STEVE MARTIN'S HOSTING SATURDAY NIGHT. 19 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,255 I HATE THAT SHOW, OK? 20 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,503 THEY HAVE THESE COMMERCIALS WHICH YOU THINK ARE REAL, 21 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,634 BUT THEY'RE NOT REAL. 22 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:55,846 AND THEN YOU WANT TO BUY THE STUFF. 23 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,973 OK, SEE YOU, MICHAEL. 24 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,643 BYE. BYE. 25 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:04,104 Jackie: SHUT UP! 26 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:08,400 KELSO, JACKIE DOES HER HOMEWORK ON SATURDAY NIGHT. 27 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,027 THAT'S SO HIP. 28 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,904 YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT JACKIE ANYMORE 29 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:15,157 BECAUSE I'M BREAKING UP WITH HER. 30 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,118 WE ARE SO TIRED OF HEARING YOU SAY THAT. 31 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,829 NO, I AM. I'M BREAKING UP WITH HER. 32 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:22,581 YEAH? WHEN? 33 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:25,167 I'M PICKING MY MOMENT. 34 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,002 HEY, WHERE'S FEZ? 35 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:32,007 MAKE THAT SHOT, WHORE! 36 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,515 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 37 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:43,268 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 38 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:46,939 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 39 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,359 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 40 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:54,404 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 41 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:57,741 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 42 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,910 ♪ WHOA, YEAH! ♪ 43 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:05,082 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 44 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:14,960 [MUSIC PLAYS] 45 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:21,682 WELL, NOW, AREN'T THE WAFFLES EXTRA DELICIOUS 46 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,226 THIS WONDERFUL MORNING? 47 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,728 DID YOU QUIT SMOKING AGAIN? 48 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,148 AND WHY DO YOU ASK, LITTLE ONE? 49 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,191 WELL, YOU'RE KIND OF TALKING LIKE SNOW WHITE, SO I FIGURED... 50 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:32,359 Red: ERIC! 51 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:35,154 WHICH IS GREAT. UM, I REALLY WANT YOU TO QUIT. 52 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,281 WELL, I SHOULD HAVE QUIT A LONG TIME AGO. 53 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:39,241 I'M A NURSE. I KNOW BETTER. 54 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,868 MORE SAUSAGE? 55 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:42,536 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 56 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:44,997 I'LL GET IT. 57 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,874 HELLO. 58 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:50,627 OH. OH, THAT'S... THAT'S TOO BAD. 59 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:53,547 WELL, SURE. WE'LL BE GLAD TO. 60 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:57,134 YEAH. SEE YOU SOON. 61 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,886 GOOD-BYE. 62 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:01,138 WHO WAS THAT, DEAR? 63 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,890 UH, MY MOTHER. 64 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:07,311 SEEMS LIKE UNCLE PAUL BROKE HIS ANKLE AND, UH, 65 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:09,771 SHE'S GOING TO CHURCH WITH US TODAY. 66 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,982 NO, SHE'S NOT. 67 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,692 IT'S PAUL'S TURN TO TAKE HER. 68 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,777 WELL, LIKE I SAID, HE BROKE HIS ANKLE. 69 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:19,114 BROKEN ANKLE, WHATEVER. IT'S HIS TURN. 70 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,532 KITTY, THE MAN IS INJURED. 71 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,284 OK, THAT IS JUST GREAT. 72 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:27,998 HA HA HA. I WILL JUST TAKE A CHICKEN OUT OF THE FREEZER. 73 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,460 BECAUSE... QUEEN BERNICE... 74 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,378 DOESN'T LIKE HAM. 75 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,422 OK, OK, LOOK. I'LL JUST CALL HER 76 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,049 AND TELL HER THAT WE CAN'T MAKE IT. 77 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,551 OH, RED, RED, RED, RED, RED. 78 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:40,886 YOU KNOW WHO'LL GET BLAMED FOR THAT. 79 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,763 WELL, WHY SHOULD SHE BLAME YOU? SHE'S MY MOTHER. 80 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:46,350 SOMETHING SHE NEVER LETS ME FORGET. 81 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,560 LOOK, YOU CAN TELL HER I'M SICK OR SOMETHING. 82 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,563 ERIC, GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON THAT SHIRT 83 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:52,481 YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAVE YOU. 84 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:53,649 ERIC, JUST STAY THERE. 85 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:54,775 YOUR MOTHER IS JUST BEING RIDICULOUS. 86 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,023 YOU KNOW, WHAT'S RIDICULOUS 87 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:59,488 IS GIVING YOUR MOTHER OUR PHONE NUMBER! 88 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,531 WHAT'S BEING RIDICULOUS IS... 89 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:03,367 HOLD IT. HOLD IT! 90 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,619 HOLD... HOLD IT. 91 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:09,831 NOW, LOOK, LET'S JUST STAY CALM. 92 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,416 MOM, IF IT'LL HELP YOU OUT, 93 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,543 I'LL HANG OUT WITH GRANDMA... 94 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:16,421 SO SHE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE. 95 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:19,383 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 96 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:21,093 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, ERIC, 97 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,679 I'M THE ONE WHO SAYS "HOLD IT." 98 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,055 WHEN YOU PAY THE BILLS, 99 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,182 YOU GET TO SAY "HOLD IT." 100 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,433 NOW GET IN THE CAR 101 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:29,761 BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH 102 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:33,563 AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A DAMN NICE SUNDAY! 103 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,607 WELL, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT! 104 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,110 JUST TRY AND STOP ME! 105 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,488 DAMN. 106 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,411 HERE SHE COMES. 107 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:50,330 OH, GOD, RED, I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS. 108 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:53,750 KITTY, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND LIGHT UP. 109 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,502 I'M FINE. 110 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,007 CAREFUL, GRANDMA. 111 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,427 AAH! 112 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,389 IT'S JUST MY DRESS. 113 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:16,148 WELL, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, BERNICE. 114 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:20,235 I HATE THIS CAR. YOU KNOW, I JUST HATE THIS CAR. 115 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:23,113 YOUR BROTHER JERRY HAS A BEAUTIFUL CAR. 116 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,614 A LINCOLN. 117 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:29,536 I BET HE MAKES MORE MONEY, A LOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO. 118 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,955 ALRIGHTY, THEN. 119 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:35,250 SO, KITTY, ERIC TELLS ME THAT YOU QUIT SMOKING. 120 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:38,378 YES, YES, I DID QUIT AND I JUST... I FEEL GREAT. HA HA! 121 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,716 WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, DEAR. 122 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:53,060 IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY GHOST, 123 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:54,436 AMEN. 124 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:58,148 PLEASE STAND FOR A MOMENT OF SILENT MEDITATION. 125 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,527 Kitty, thinking: DEAR GOD, THANK YOU SO MUCH 126 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:06,573 FOR HELPING ME QUIT SUCH A FILTHY, DISGUSTING... 127 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,075 SOOTHING, DELICIOUS HABIT. 128 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:09,326 OH GOD, I CAN'T DO THIS! 129 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,660 NO NO. I'M FINE! 130 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:12,204 AMEN! 131 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:15,457 Bernice, thinking: DEAR GOD, 132 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,834 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE POLACKS? 133 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:19,461 Eric, thinking: DEAR GOD, 134 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:20,837 I DON'T MEAN TO BOTHER YOU ON YOUR DAY OFF, 135 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:22,923 BUT I PROMISED TO HELP OUT WITH GRANDMA, 136 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,925 AND I HAVE A TERM PAPER DUE TOMORROW, 137 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,718 SO IF YOU COULD EITHER GET HER TO LEAVE EARLY TODAY 138 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,678 OR BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL TOMORROW, 139 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:30,514 I MEAN, EITHER/OR, GOD'S CHOICE. 140 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:33,600 IT WOULD REALLY HELP ME OUT, MAN. GOD. LORD. 141 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:35,143 UH, AMEN. 142 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:37,437 Red, thinking: DEAR LORD, 143 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:40,482 WOULD IT KILL YOU TO GIVE THE PACKERS A WINNING SEASON? 144 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,150 AMEN. 145 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:46,696 OH, AND WATCH OVER MY LOVING FAMILY, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 146 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,119 TV Announcer: WELCOME TO WORSHIP FOR SHUT-INS. 147 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:54,913 CHANGE IT. 148 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,748 [BOWLING PINS BEING KNOCKED DOWN] 149 00:06:56,916 --> 00:07:00,043 ALL RIGHT, CHANGE THAT. 150 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:02,838 HOW DID WE CHANGE CHANNELS BEFORE FEZ? 151 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:05,215 I DON'T THINK WE DID. 152 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:09,803 OH, YOU GUYS, I GOT TO WORK ON MY TERM PAPER. 153 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,430 WHERE'S GRANDMA? 154 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:12,637 OH, SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM. 155 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,392 SO I'VE GOT, LIKE, 20 MINUTES, 1/2 HOUR, TOPS. 156 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,601 WHAT'S THE ASSIGNMENT? 157 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:19,729 ALL RIGHT. IN 1,000 WORDS, DESCRIBE THE 3 BRANCHES 158 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:22,941 OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT AND THEIR FUNCTIONS. 159 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,443 I'LL NEVER MAKE IT. 160 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:25,902 WELL, GO UP AND TELL THEM YOU HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO. 161 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:28,363 NO. I WANT TO KEEP PEACE IN THE FAMILY. 162 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:29,281 YEAH, DONNA. 163 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,325 FORMAN WANTS THE HALLMARK CARD FAMILY. 164 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:33,076 THE WHAT? 165 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,662 YOU KNOW, GRANDMA COMES OVER... 166 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,917 [HYDE IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] TO MY MOTHER-IN-LAW ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY... 167 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:42,711 YOUR SMILING FACE, YOUR KIND EMBRACE, 168 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,547 HAS MADE MY HOME A HAPPY PLACE. 169 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,632 [HYDE IN SCRATCHY VOICE] AND I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE THE ONE 170 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,427 TO WHOM I GAVE MY LOVING SON. 171 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,475 [HYDE AS RED] AND I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BOTH HAPPY 172 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:56,892 BECAUSE OTHERWISE LIFE WOULD BE CRAPPY. 173 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:58,435 I DON'T WANT THAT. 174 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,438 YEAH, YOU DO. I CAN SEE IT IN THOSE WIDE, HOPEFUL EYES. 175 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,482 BUT THE REALITY IS THIS. 176 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,233 TO MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW... 177 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:06,568 YOU TOOK MY SON. 178 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:07,736 YOU WRECKED MY LIFE. 179 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:08,904 YOU STOLE MY YOUTH. 180 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:10,322 YOU HATE MY WIFE. 181 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,490 I DO MY BEST. 182 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,491 NOW, THAT'S A JOKE. 183 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:13,450 I'M GOING OUT. 184 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,911 I NEED A SMOKE! 185 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:20,749 DAMN IT, ERIC. 186 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:21,875 QUIT HIDING FROM YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 187 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:25,545 SHE'S OLD! SHE COULD DIE! NOW MOVE IT! 188 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,033 I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN THE BATHROOM. 189 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,048 FALSE ALARM! 190 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:28,798 OH. 191 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:29,758 LOOK, GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 192 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:30,634 WE CAN DO THIS. 193 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,636 THANKS. 194 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,991 ALL RIGHT, HOW MANY WORDS DOES HE HAVE? 195 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,516 HIS NAME, THE DATE, THE CLASS... 196 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,184 SEVEN. 197 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,685 HE'S SCREWED. 198 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:41,937 USE HIS MIDDLE NAME. 199 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,980 SEE, NOW THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME. 200 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:47,234 THAT IS WHY I DO MY HOMEWORK ON SATURDAY. 201 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:50,946 THIS IS A MOMENT, KELSO. PICK IT. 202 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,282 AHEM. I THINK YOU ALL COULD LEARN SOMETHING 203 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,159 FROM ME RIGHT NOW. 204 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:59,079 MOMENT NUMBER 2. 205 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:04,209 ALL RIGHT! JACKIE, WE NEED TO TALK. 206 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,337 [HUMMING HULA MUSIC] 207 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,630 YOU KNOW WHAT? 208 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,840 I DID THE SAME PAPER LAST YEAR IN HISTORY. 209 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,259 I THINK I GOT AN "A." 210 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,344 YOU WANT ME TO GO HOME AND GET IT? 211 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,887 LET ME THINK. 212 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,055 YEAH! 213 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,265 HOLD ON, DONNA. 214 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:19,224 JACKIE, WE NEED TO TALK 215 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,394 ABOUT THIS WHOLE SITUA... GAAH! 216 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,812 JACKIE, WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD? 217 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:27,732 OK. 218 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,527 DO NOT BREAK UP WITH HER YET. YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 219 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:33,947 SAY YOU UNDERSTAND ME. 220 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:34,656 ALL THIS TIME 221 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,104 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE JACKIE. 222 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,701 AAH! 223 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,828 JUST DON'T BREAK UP WITH HER YET. 224 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,162 OK, OK. 225 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,498 ALL RIGHT. 226 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,542 HEY, WHAT DO WE NEED JACKIE FOR, MAN? 227 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,502 I KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS STUFF THAN SHE DOES. 228 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,337 THE THREE TRUE BRANCHES OF THE GOVERNMENT 229 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:53,592 ARE MILITARY, CORPORATE, AND HOLLYWOOD. 230 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:56,177 I NEED A PENCIL. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 231 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,390 JACKIE, RUN! 232 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,400 I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY. 233 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,527 YEAH, THE CHICKEN WILL BE DONE SOON. 234 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,154 I CAN'T EAT CHICKEN. 235 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,906 YOU KNOW I HAVE AN IRRITABLE BOWEL. 236 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:39,012 YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE A HAM. 237 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,890 OH, BOY, GRANDMA, THAT WAS A GREAT SERVICE THIS MORNING, 238 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,099 DON'T YOU THINK? 239 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,977 WELL, I THINK THE PASTOR TALKED TOO MUCH ABOUT FORGIVENESS. 240 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:50,482 SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE FORGIVEN. 241 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,151 THIS IS WHY THEOLOGY IS SUCH A RICH TOPIC... 242 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,904 YOU KNOW, BERNICE, SOME PEOPLE DON'T NEED FORGIVENESS. 243 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,031 THEY JUST NEED A LITTLE UNDERSTANDING. 244 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,784 OH, TOO TRUE, HAVE YOU SEEN GODSPELL? 245 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,329 YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND 246 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,790 IS HOW IN HELL A BRILLIANT YOUNG MAN 247 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:09,209 LIKE MY RED COULD HAVE THROWN AWAY EVERYTHING... 248 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,960 GRANDMA, WHY DON'T WE GO INTO THE LIVING ROOM 249 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,088 AND I'LL RUB YOUR FEET? 250 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,886 WHAT A WONDERFUL BOY! OH! 251 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,930 LOOK AT HOW THIN YOU ARE. 252 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,641 IS YOUR MOTHER FEEDING YOU ENOUGH? 253 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,351 YOU SHOULD COME AND LIVE WITH ME. 254 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,103 HA, HA, AHH... NO. 255 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,190 OH, HI. I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO THE GARAGE 256 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,402 TO, UH, FIX... THIS. 257 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:38,154 DAD, JUST WATCH YOUR GAME. 258 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:41,783 NAH, NAH. IT'S JUST THE PACKERS. UH... 259 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,953 ERIC, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING? 260 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,913 WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING SOME HOMEWORK. 261 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,248 OH, THAT'S IMPORTANT. 262 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,749 YEAH, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY IT'S A REALLY INTERESTING... 263 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:53,962 ERIC, A LITTLE LESS TALK AND A LITTLE MORE RUBBING. 264 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:57,716 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT AFRAID OF MY BUNION. 265 00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,384 OH BOY. 266 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,637 AAH. AAH. OOH. 267 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,890 GOOD-BYE, ERIC. I AM GOING HOME NOW. 268 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,394 NO! I MEAN, FEZ, YOU HAVEN'T MET GRANDMA. 269 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,105 OH, HELLO, GRANDMA. 270 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:16,568 OH, IN MY VILLAGE, WE WORSHIP FEET. 271 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,739 AND THESE DOGS ARE A HOLY TREASURE. 272 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,032 YOU WANT TO RUB THEM? 273 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,200 MAY I? 274 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,578 KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 275 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:36,713 OHH! OHH! OHH! 276 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,591 OHH! OHH! 277 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,348 HEY, DAD. 278 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,935 DAMN IT, ERIC! 279 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:56,649 DON'T SNEAK UP ON A PERSON LIKE THAT WHEN THEY'RE DOING... THIS. 280 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,276 HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE? 281 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,153 I RUBBED HER FEET. 282 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,363 WELL, YOU'RE A BRAVE ONE. 283 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,116 BETTER GET BACK IN THERE. 284 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,745 HEY, DAD, YOU COMING BACK INSIDE? 285 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:13,833 ERIC... I LOVE YOUR GRANDMOTHER VERY, VERY MUCH. 286 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:18,463 I JUST CAN'T TALK TO HER OR SPEND ANY TIME WITH HER. 287 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,842 DID I MENTION THAT I'M IN THERE RUBBING HER FEET? 288 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,302 YOU KNOW, SON, 289 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:28,765 SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO PLAY THROUGH THE PAIN. 290 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,643 WHAT? 291 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,519 I DON'T KNOW. 292 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,813 JUST GET BACK IN THERE. 293 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,232 WITH THEIR SUGAR-COATED IDEALS 294 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:40,235 DESIGNED TO ANESTHETIZE THE IGNORANT MASSES. 295 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,488 WHY? SO THAT THE MILITARY/CORPORATE BRANCHES 296 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,449 COULD CARRY OUT WORLD DOMINATION. 297 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,910 ALL RIGHT. READ THAT BACK TO ME. 298 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,162 OK. [CLEARS THROAT] 299 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:55,708 WOH WOH WOH WOH WOH. 300 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,919 YOU DIDN'T GET THAT? 301 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,004 ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST USE THE ENCYCLOPEDIA. 302 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,090 OH, OH, YOU JUST WANT TO VOMIT UP FACTS 303 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,550 FROM AN ENCYCLOPEDIA? 304 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,467 YES. 305 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,052 OK. FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT? VOMIT AWAY. 306 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,263 I WILL NOT BE A PART OF THIS, THEN. 307 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,140 ERIC, ARE YOU DOWN HERE? 308 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,350 HE'S NOT DOWN HERE, MRS. FORMAN. 309 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,227 DONNA, GOOD, WHY DON'T YOU COME UP AND EAT WITH US? 310 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,687 I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET. 311 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,064 NOT YOU, STEVEN. GRANDMA DOESN'T LIKE YOU. 312 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,692 YOU LUCKY BASTARD. 313 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,140 WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT? 314 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:26,614 OH, UM, YOU KNOW HELP YOURSELF TO THE DEEP FREEZE. 315 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,367 BUT EVERYTHING'S FROZEN. 316 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,246 AND I HAVE A DRYER. 317 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:44,340 HONEY, THESE, UH, CHEESY POTATOES ARE DELICIOUS. 318 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,677 MMM. 319 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,805 THANK YOU, HONEY. 320 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,350 THEY REALLY ARE GREAT, MRS. FORMAN. 321 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,604 WE HAVE THEM WHENEVER GRANDMA COMES OVER, 322 00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:01,524 'CAUSE MOM KNOWS HOW MUCH SHE LOVES THEM, RIGHT, GRANDMA? 323 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,986 THEY MAKE ME SICK. 324 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,655 I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY. 325 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,742 OH, HOW SAD. 326 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,660 MA, THIS IS WISCONSIN. 327 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,663 YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC TO DAIRY. 328 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,374 WELL, MAYBE SHE'S JUST ALLERGIC TO MY DAIRY. HA HA. 329 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:20,668 IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO DAIRY, 330 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,295 YOU SHOULDN'T BE PUTTING CREAM IN YOUR COFFEE. 331 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,212 I MEAN, CREAM IS DAIRY. 332 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,549 DONNA, I JUST... NO, NO, NO, OK? 333 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,176 YOU SHUT UP, ERIC. 334 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,220 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 335 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:34,891 GRANDMA, THAT'S DONNA. YOU'VE KNOWN HER FOR 16 YEARS. 336 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,684 I HAVE NOT. 337 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,520 ANYWAY, I LIKE YOUR NEW FRIEND BETTER. 338 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,982 THE FEELING IS MUTUAL. 339 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,193 DONE! 340 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,404 I THOUGHT I HEARD A NOISE IN THE, UH, GARAGE. 341 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,406 RACCOONS. 342 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,200 BYE. 343 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,121 WELL, UM, I COULDN'T EAT ANOTHER BITE. 344 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,415 I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 345 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:03,086 I'M GOING BACK DOWNSTAIRS. EXCUSE ME. 346 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:08,257 SO, LET'S SAY WE WATCH LAWRENCE WELK, HUH, GRANDMA? 347 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,550 NO, I'M GOING TO WATCH LAWRENCE WELK 348 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,302 WITH MY NEW FRIEND. 349 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,597 YOU UP FOR ANOTHER FOOT RUB, DESI? 350 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,602 OOH... FRY TIME 351 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:22,772 HOT, HOT. 352 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,439 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 353 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,692 HUH? UH... JUST WORKING ON YOUR REPORT HERE 354 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,819 AND... HAVING SOME FRIES. 355 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,238 YOU PUT FRENCH FRIES IN MY MOM'S DRYER? 356 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,866 YEAH, WELL, THE FISH STICKS ARE TOO FLAKY, SO I JUST... 357 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,618 I DON'T NEED ANYTHING. 358 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,913 FINALLY. 359 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,623 WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? 360 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,875 WE HAD TO LOOK FOR THE PAPER. 361 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,043 AND... 362 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,295 EAT, AND THEN SOME STUFF HAPPENED, YOU KNOW. 363 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:47,543 YOUR SHIRT'S ON INSIDE OUT. 364 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,883 YEAH, THAT'S... THE STUFF. 365 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,135 WHERE'S THE PAPER? 366 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,302 RIGHT. OK, SEE, 367 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,722 IT WASN'T ON THE THREE BRANCHES OF THE GOVERNMENT. 368 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,849 IT WAS ON THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS. 369 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,186 OK, LOOK, MY DAD'S GOT THE WORLD BOOKS. 370 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,754 I'LL JUST RUN NEXT DOOR AND GET "G." 371 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,565 OOH. I'LL GO WITH YOU. 372 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,444 YOU CAN BREAK UP WITH HER NOW. 373 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,905 YOU KNOW, I'M TIRED OF EVERYBODY 374 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,743 TRYING TO TEAR ME AND JACKIE APART! 375 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:20,580 MORON. EVERY DAY YOU SAY YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH HER. 376 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:24,917 WELL... YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HER LIKE I DO. 377 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:28,796 I MEAN, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT FOOLIN' AROUND. 378 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,174 SHE BUYS ME STUFF. 379 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:34,844 SHE HOOVERED YOUR CHEST, MAN. 380 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,055 YOU KNOW WHAT? 381 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,348 I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. 382 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,309 ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE HELP WITH MY PAPER, 383 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,769 AND YOU'VE DONE NOTHING. 384 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,605 WE PUT YOUR MIDDLE NAME IN. 385 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,858 JEAN-CLAUDE? 386 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,527 YEAH. IT'S TWO WORDS. 387 00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,321 YOU GUYS SUCK! 388 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,448 JUST... THANK GOD FOR DONNA. 389 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,701 OK. BAD NEWS. 390 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,411 MY MOM SOLD SOME AT A GARAGE SALE, 391 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,956 BUT WE HAVE "B," "X," AND "R." 392 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,084 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 393 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,960 NOW, YOU LISTEN UP. 394 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,838 I HAVE HAD AN EXTREMELY STRESSFUL DAY, 395 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,840 AND I AM NOT PROUD OF WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY, 396 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,051 BUT SOMEONE GIVE ME A CIGARETTE. 397 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,804 NOW! 398 00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,014 BUT, MOM, WE DON'T SMOKE. 399 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,724 CUT THE CRAP, ERIC. 400 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:22,975 I AM A NURSE. 401 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,686 I KNOW THAT ONE IN FIVE TEENAGERS SMOKE. 402 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,814 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! 403 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,316 NOW, I AM GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES, 404 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,526 AND WHEN I OPEN THEM, 405 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,695 THERE HAD BETTER BE A CIGARETTE BETWEEN THESE TWO FINGERS. 406 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:39,492 COME ON, PEOPLE, HOP TO! 407 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,952 THANK YOU. 408 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,830 LIGHT! 409 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,332 Red: KITTY! 410 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,667 KITTY! 411 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,335 KITTY? 412 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,046 OH, THERE YOU ARE, RED. 413 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,297 MA SAYS THE CAT BIT HER, 414 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,174 SO I'M DOWN HERE LOOKIN' FOR IT. 415 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,553 DAD, WE DON'T HAVE A CAT. 416 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,596 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 417 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,860 WELL, UH... 418 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,111 YOU KNOW, WE REALLY... WE SHOULDN'T LEAVE 419 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:23,279 YOUR POOR LITTLE FOREIGN FRIEND UP THERE ALONE WITH GRANDMA. 420 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,295 SO, REALLY, IT'S KIND OF NICE DOWN HERE. 421 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,429 [LAUGHING] 422 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,682 OH, THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFUL DINNER. 423 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,226 WELL, YOU ARE SO VERY WELCOME. 424 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,478 I HOPE I WASN'T ANY BOTHER. 425 00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,063 OH, MA, YOU'RE NO BOTHER. 426 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,316 YOU'RE AS WELCOME AS... 427 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:56,110 FLOWERS IN MAY. 428 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,838 BERNICE, HERE, I WRAPPED UP SOME CHICKEN 429 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:58,988 FOR YOU TO TAKE HOME. 430 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,699 OHH, THANK YOU, DEAR. 431 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,785 AND I... I HOPE YOU PUT SOME OF THOSE CHEESY POTATOES IN THERE. 432 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,246 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM. 433 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,457 WHAT?! 434 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,708 I THOUGHT YOU MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL 435 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:11,792 ABOUT HOW YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO... 436 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,252 Red: ERIC! 437 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,378 IT'S BEEN A PERFECTLY NICE SUNDAY. 438 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,505 LET'S NOT SPOIL IT. 439 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,928 SWEETHEART, I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE TOO BIG A DEAL 440 00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,512 ABOUT MY ALLERGY. 441 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,389 OH, NO, MA. 442 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,308 HE'S A KID. HE, UH... 443 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,851 HE OVERREACTS. 444 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:34,190 YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE CUTEST LITTLE CAR. 445 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,859 I JUST LOVE IT. 446 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,448 825, 826... 447 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,616 ERIC? 448 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:44,450 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 449 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,118 IT'S 1 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. 450 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,955 I'M JUST FINISHING UP SOME HOMEWORK. 451 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,498 WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE? 452 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,583 OH, WELL, UM... 453 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:56,921 SNOW WHITE CAME DOWN TO GUN A STICK. 454 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,048 LOOK, MOM, I... I WISH YOU WOULDN'T SMOKE. 455 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:03,261 I KNOW, I KNOW. THIS IS MY LAST ONE, I PROMISE. 456 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,682 BY THE WAY, UM... 457 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,518 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP WITH YOUR GRANDMA TODAY. 458 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,435 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 459 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,229 MM-HMM. 460 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:17,191 WHAT DOES SHE HAVE AGAINST YOU, MOM? 461 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,110 WELL... 462 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,404 ABOUT 25 YEARS AGO, YOUR FATHER WAS DATING 463 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:25,658 THIS VERY ATTRACTIVE WELL-TO-DO WOMAN 464 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,953 THAT YOUR GRANDMA LIKED, AND, UM... 465 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,956 HE MARRIED ME INSTEAD. 466 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,042 AND SHE NEVER FORGAVE ME. 467 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:38,129 THAT BITCH. 468 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,383 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 469 00:21:56,606 --> 00:22:00,026 [LAWRENCE WELK BAND PLAYS ON TV] 470 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:02,194 NOW, WHO WAS THE LADY WITH THE COTTON CANDY DRESS? 471 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:05,072 THAT'S NORMA ZIMMER, THE CHAMPAGNE LADY. 472 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,366 SHE IS VERY TALENTED. 473 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,492 AND YOU SEE THOSE TWO DANCING? 474 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:12,079 THAT'S BOBBY AND CISSY. I LIKE HIS TIGHT PANTS. 475 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:14,081 UH, SHE'S A SLUT. 476 00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:15,499 YOU KNOW, I HAVE SEEN THIS SHOW BEFORE, 477 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,586 BUT THE BAND LEADER'S VOICE WAS MUCH MORE MASCULINE. 478 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,839 AHORA, BOBBY AND CISSY CON EL GRANDE TANGO. 479 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,007 [CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS] 480 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,593 OOH! BUBBLES! 481 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,595 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 482 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:31,443 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE