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THIS IS BASICALLY
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

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ABOUT BOHR'S THEORY
OF ATOMIC STRUCTURE.

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COOL, MAN. THANKS.
I APPRECIATE IT.

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LISTEN, YOU DON'T MIND ME BEING
YOUR CHEMISTRY LAB PARTNER?

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NO. WHY WOULD I MIND?

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JUST 'CAUSE I, UH, YOU KNOW,
I TEND TO BLOW THINGS UP.

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WHOA, WHOA, UM, BUDDY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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UNLOCKING MY CAR.

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NO WAY!

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THIS IS YOUR CAR!

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OH, SO YOU'RE THE GUY I HATE.

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YEAH. THAT'D BE ME.

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CAN I JUST?

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YEAH.

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I'M JUST SO GLAD
YOU'RE MY LAB PARTNER.

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I CAN TAKE YOU
FOR A RIDE IF YOU WANT.

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NO WAY.

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LET'S GO!

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HEY, DON'T DO THAT.

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I'M KIDDING.

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HERE YOU GO, RED.

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YOUR VERY FIRST PAYCHECK.

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THANKS, BOB.

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YOU KNOW, I REALLY
APPRECIATE THE JOB.

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YEAH. I JUST WISH YOU HAD
A COMMISSION CHECK IN THERE.

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WELL, I HAVEN'T
SOLD A DAMN THING.

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YET, BUT IF I PAID PEOPLE
FOR ALMOST SELLING SOMETHING,

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YOU'D BE RICH.

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BUT I DON'T, SO YOU'RE NOT.

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BUT, HEY, TODAY IS YOUR DAY.

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OH, HI.

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MAY I HELP YOU?

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YES. I'D LIKE TO BUY
A REFRIGERATOR.

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OOH-HOO.

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WELL, WHAT KIND
OF REFRIGERATOR WOULD YOU LIKE?

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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

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OKAY, WHAT KIND OF FEATURES
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

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UM...

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I'D LIKE IT TO BE COLD.

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YEAH.

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UH, WELL...

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HOW MANY CUBIC FEET OF FOOD

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DOES YOUR FAMILY
CONSUME IN A WEEK?

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GEE, I DON'T KNOW.

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I DO KNOW I LIKE HARVEST GOLD.

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SEE, WELL, NOW,
THERE'S YOUR FIRST MISTAKE.

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NOW, COLOR IS THE LAST THING
THAT YOU WANT TO CONSIDER.

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YOU SEE, I CAN'T
SELL YOU SOMETHING

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IF YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.

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YES.

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IT WAS WRONG OF ME TO WALK
IN HERE READY TO WRITE A CHECK.

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BUT THANKS.

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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪

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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪

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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪

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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪

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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪

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♪ BUT TIME TO USE ♪

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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪♪

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HELLO, WISCONSIN!

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OOH!

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WHERE THE HELL IS FORMAN, MAN?

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THIS ISN'T LIKE HIM.

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I'M REALLY STARTIN'
TO GET WORRIED.

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WHAT IF SOMETHIN'
HAPPENED TO HIM?

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NOTHIN' HAPPENED TO HIM.

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WHAT IF HE'S LOST
OR HURT SOMEWHERE?

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CALM DOWN, LASSIE.
I'M SURE TIMMY'S JUST FINE.

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MAYBE WE SHOULD
CHECK THE SCHOOL MORGUE.

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KELSO, THE SCHOOL
DOESN'T HAVE A MORGUE.

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THEN WHAT DO WE PAY
ALL THOSE TAXES FOR?

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YOU KNOW WHAT KILLS ME?

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YOU DO BETTER IN SCHOOL
THAN I DO.

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I'M WORRIED, MAN.

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OKAY, FINE. NOW LET'S
JUST BE LOGICAL, RIGHT?

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I MEAN, FORMAN'S
NOT GONNA JUST DITCH US.

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THE CRUISER'S BATTERY
IS PROBABLY DEAD OR SOMETHIN'.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S STARTIN' TO GET LATE.

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MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST START WALKING.

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NO, NO. I'M NOT WALKING.

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IF GOD WANTED US TO WALK, HE
WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN US FORMAN.

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[ENGINE REVS]

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OH, MY GOD, THAT'S BUDDY MORGAN.

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OH, MAN, I HAD SUCH A CRUSH
ON HIM IN THE 7th GRADE.

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HE'S DRIVING THE FIERY CHARIOT
OF THE SUN GOD.

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HE'S WITH ERIC?

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THIS IS A SERIOUS CLIQUE BREACH.

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A SERIOUS CLIQUE BREACH?

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WELL, THAT'S THE WORST KIND.

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YOU SEE, BUDDY IS
IN THE RICH KID CLIQUE.

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THEY MINGLE
WITH THE JOCK CLIQUE.

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THEN YOU HAVE YOUR SMOKERS
AND YOUR HEADS, OKAY?

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RICH KIDS CAN BE SMOKERS
AND JOCKS CAN BE HEADS,

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BUT JOCKS CANNOT BE SMOKERS
UNLESS THEY'RE RICH.

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WHAT ABOUT LARRY MOSELY?

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HE'S A RICH, JOCK, SMOKER, HEAD.

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OKAY, WELL, NOW YOU'RE
JUST BEING DIFFICULT.

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HEY, GUYS.

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UH, BUDDY, YOU KNOW
EVERYONE, RIGHT?

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NO, I DON'T THINK
WE'VE ACTUALLY MET.

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NO, I AM FEZ.

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MY GODS, BUDDY,
WITH A CAR LIKE THAT,

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YOU MUST BE KNEE-DEEP IN WHORES.

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OKAY, LET'S HEAD BACK
TO MY HOUSE.

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WELL, NOW, RED, YOU KNOW,
WORKING AS A SALESMAN

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IS DIFFERENT
FROM WORKING AT A PLANT.

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YOU JUST...
YOU NEED TIME TO ADJUST.

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YOU...

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NEED TO USE YOUR PEOPLE SKILLS!

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KITTY, I DON'T HAVE
ANY PEOPLE SKILLS.

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OKAY, COME ON NOW.

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COME ON.

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BUCK UP.

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YOU CAN DO THIS.

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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SMILE.

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THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
PEOPLE SKILL OF ALL.

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SO COME ON, LET ME SEE IT.

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YEAH?

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OKAY.

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YOU JUST KEEP ON SMILIN'.

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THEY'RE FINALLY
GETTING OFF THE ISLAND.

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NO, FEZ, THEY'RE NOT
GETTING OFF THAT ISLAND.

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BUT THEY HAVE A COCONUT RADIO.

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WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

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OH, "JILLIGAN."

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OH, THERE YOU GUYS ARE.
HEY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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WHERE HAVE WE...
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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WE'VE BEEN
WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU.

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WE HAD TO WALK
ALL THE WAY HERE, MAN.

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MY FEET ARE KILLING ME.

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ARE YOUR FINGERS BROKEN?

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YOU CAN'T USE A PHONE?

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DO YOU KNOW
IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE?

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AND I'M WEARING
MY UNCLE'S BOOTS,

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SO NOW I HAVE A BLISTER!

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SHAGGY, SCOOBY, WE GOT COMPANY.

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SO...

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BUDDY MORGAN.

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YEAH. I KNOW YOU.

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YEAH. I GUESS IT'S MY FAULT.

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I GAVE ERIC A RIDE HOME,
SO, UH...

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GET OUTTA MY CHAIR!

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OKAY.

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I REALLY HAVE TO
BE GOING ANYWAY,

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SO... OH, HEY, YOUR CAR'S
STILL AT SCHOOL, HUH?

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YEAH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT IS!

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I COULD DROP YOU OFF
IF YOU WANT.

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OH, YEAH. SURE.

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AND, HEY, GUYS, I'M REAL SORRY
I FORGOT ABOUT YA.

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HEY, DID YOU WANNA DRIVE?

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HELL, YES!

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I CALL BACK SEAT.

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DID YOU SEE THAT?

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HE JUST DITCHED US AGAIN.

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DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW DIFFICULT
IT IS TO CLIQUE JUMP?

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ERIC HAS ACHIEVED
SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL,

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AND YOU'RE BOTH RUINING
IT FOR HIM.

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OH, WHO CARES?

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I'M TIRED, AND I NEVER
WANT TO WALK ANYWHERE AGAIN.

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MICHAEL, WALK ME HOME.

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OKAY.

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OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
WITH BUDDY?

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I MEAN, HE SEEMS NICE ENOUGH.

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SCREW HIM, MAN.

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I MEAN, HE'S GOT THE MONEY,
THE CAR, THE FAMILY.

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THE TEACHERS LIKE HIM.
THE COUNSELORS LIKE HIM.

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EVERYBODY LIKES HIM. I HATE HIM.

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HYDE, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE
OVERREACTING JUST A LITTLE BIT?

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DONNA, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHIN', OKAY?

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WHEN HIGH SCHOOL'S OVER,

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BUDDY MORGAN'S GOIN'
TO A GREAT COLLEGE.

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YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GONNA BE?

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SITTING RIGHT HERE
IN MY UNCLE'S BOOTS.

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WELL, AT LEAST YOU
GOT GREAT FRIENDS.

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AND, UM, I'LL ALWAYS
BE YOUR FRIEND.

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THANKS, DONNA.

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THAT WAS SYMPATHY HYDE,

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NOT AN OPENING FOR YOU
TO PUT YOUR HAND ON MY KNEE.

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SORRY.

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MOVE YOUR HAND.

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WELL MA'AM, I'M A FRIENDLY GUY.

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AND I WANT TO HELP YOU,

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BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW MANY AMPS YOU NEED,

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THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO FOR YOU.

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THINK, LADY!

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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

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BOB! BOB!

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HI, THERE. I'M BARGAIN BOB.

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OH, I SEE YOU'RE
LOOKIN' AT BLENDERS.

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NOW, THIS ONE HERE,
ALL WRONG FOR YA.

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I'D SAY IT'S BETWEEN THESE TWO.

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BUT THIS ONE...

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VISUALIZE YOURSELF
BLENDING WITH THIS ONE.

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HUH?

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OH, YEAH.

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OKAY, YOU JUST TAKE THAT
OVER TO THE CASHIER

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AND HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

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NUMBER TEN, YOUR ORDER IS READY.

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YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

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NUMBER 10,
I HAVE LIMITED COUNTER SPACE.

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PLEASE REMOVE YOUR HOT DOG.

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ALL RIGHT!

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I DON'T SEE WHY YOU JUST CAN'T
SERVE US OUR FOOD, FRANK.

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WE ARE PAYING CUSTOMERS,
YOU KNOW.

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HEY, I DID NOT LOSE
A LEG IN VIETNAM

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SO THAT I CAN SERVE
HOT DOGS TO TEENAGERS.

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YOU HAVE BOTH YOUR LEGS, FRANK.

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LIKE I SAID,
I DID NOT LOSE A LEG IN VIETNAM.

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HEY GUYS.

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HEY, MAN, WHERE'S FORMAN?

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UH, I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S NOT WITH ME.

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HE'S WITH THAT DAMN BUDDY AGAIN.

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YOU KNOW, HE ONLY
HANGS OUT WITH BUDDY

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'CAUSE HE'S GOT A TRANSAM.

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SO YOU GUYS
ALL HANG OUT WITH ERIC

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'CAUSE OF THE VISTA CRUISER
AND THE BASEMENT.

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WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS WITH FORMAN
SINCE HE WAS A KID, MAN...

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WAY BEFORE HE GOT
ANY OF THAT STUFF.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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REMEMBER WHEN HE USED TO HAVE
THAT TREE HOUSE AND A GO-CART?

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HEY, YOU, BUY SOMETHIN'
OR GET OUT.

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I'VE GOT A BIG WEDDING
COMIN' IN.

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FRANK, YOU DON'T HAVE
A BIG WEDDING COMING IN.

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OH, DID I SAY WEDDING?

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BECAUSE I MEANT TO SAY:
BUY SOMETHING OR GET OUT.

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FINE.
I'LL GO SOMEPLACE ELSE THEN.

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COME ON. LET'S GO.

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MMM...

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I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE.
I JUST BOUGHT A HOT DOG.

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I'M OUTTA HERE.

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HELLO. WELCOME TO THE HUB.

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MAY I HELP YOU?

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[THEME TO COURTSHIP
OF EDDIE'S FATHER PLAYS]

236
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:40,115
♪ PEOPLE LET ME TELL YOU
'BOUT MY BEST FRIEND ♪

237
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,658
♪ HE'S A WARMHEARTED PERSON ♪

238
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,785
♪ WHO'LL LOVE ME TILL THE END ♪

239
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:48,248
♪ PEOPLE LET ME TELL YOU
'BOUT MY BEST FRIEND ♪

240
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,291
♪ HE'S A ONE BOY, CUDDLY TOY ♪

241
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:52,460
♪ MY UP, MY DOWN,
MY PRIDE AND JOY ♪

242
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:54,504
♪ PEOPLE LET ME
TELL YOU 'BOUT HIM ♪

243
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,131
♪ HE'S SO MUCH FUN ♪

244
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,049
♪ WHETHER WE'RE
TALKIN' MAN-TO-MAN ♪

245
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,093
♪ OR WE'RE TALKIN' SON-TO-SON ♪

246
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:04,389
♪ 'CAUSE HE'S MY BEST FRIEND ♪

247
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,809
♪ YES, HE'S MY BEST FRIEND ♪

248
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,936
♪ BA BA-DA DA DA DA ♪

249
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,896
♪ BA DA-DA DA DA ♪

250
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,524
♪ BA BA-DA DA DA DA ♪

251
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:22,692
♪ BA DO BA DO ♪♪

252
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,955
THAT WAS A GREAT MOVIE, HUH?

253
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,323
YEAH, I MEAN, WHO WOULD'VE
THOUGHT WORKIN' IN A CAR WASH

254
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,919
COULD BE SO MUCH FUN?

255
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,629
SO, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO NOW?

256
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,882
I DUNNO.

257
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,383
OH! AH! OH...

258
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:41,843
WHAT?

259
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,470
NOTHING.

260
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:44,721
I FORGOT TO CALL DONNA.

261
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,348
OH... DONNA.

262
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,143
SO SHE'S, LIKE,
YOUR, UH, GIRLFRIEND?

263
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,853
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S...

264
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,314
MM-HMM.

265
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,982
I DON'T KNOW.

266
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,902
YOU KNOW, IT'S... IT'S OKAY
TO BE CONFUSED, ERIC.

267
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:03,740
YEAH. YOU KNOW, SOMETHIN'
ABOUT... I FEEL LIKE...

268
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,451
I DON'T KNOW, LIKE,
WE'RE IN A MOVIE, RIGHT?

269
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,496
AND, UM, I'M NERVOUS AROUND HER,

270
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:13,082
AND I FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING
THIS PART, RIGHT?

271
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,250
BUT IT'S NOT ME.

272
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,211
MM-HMM.

273
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,005
WHOA! WHOA!

274
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,217
WHOA!

275
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:25,720
WHAT?

276
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,263
YOU... YOU ARE...

277
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,098
YOU'RE... YOU'RE GAY.

278
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:33,061
ME? NO. I'M NOT GAY.

279
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,689
YOU'RE NOT?

280
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:41,110
BUT YOU, UH...
YOU JUST KISSED ME.

281
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,404
OKAY, I'M GAY.

282
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,413
CAN YOU TAKE ME HOME NOW?

283
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,932
Announcer:
AND JUST BECAUSE JOHNNY'S A BOY,

284
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,522
DON'T THINK THAT
APPEARANCE AND PHYSIQUE

285
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,965
AREN'T IMPORTANT TO HIM, TOO.

286
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,300
JOHNNY AND JANEY
BOTH NEED REASSURANCE

287
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,262
THAT THEY ARE ACCEPTED
AND RESPECTED FOR WHAT THEY ARE.

288
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,521
LOOK, I'M NOT GAY.

289
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,982
YEAH, YEAH.

290
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,317
ARE YOU SURE?

291
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:22,026
YES.

292
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:22,986
BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT THAT...

293
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,633
WELL, WHY WOULD YOU
HAVE THOUGHT THAT?

294
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,281
BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN SPENDING
SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER.

295
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,615
BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS.

296
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,159
I... I'VE BEEN FRIENDS
WITH HYDE FOR YEARS,

297
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,995
AND I NEVER PUT
THE MOVES ON HIM.

298
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,997
BUT HYDE'S A JERK.

299
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:37,417
WELL, YEAH,
BUT THAT'S NOT THE REASON.

300
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,502
IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY.

301
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,754
RIGHT.

302
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,924
I'M SORRY FOR KISSING YOU.

303
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:47,385
THAT'S OKAY... I MEAN, IT'S...

304
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,056
LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.

305
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:55,852
DO YOU WANNA LISTEN
TO THE RADIO...

306
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,396
HEY! I TOLD YOU I WASN'T GAY!

307
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,030
I'M DEAD WEIGHT.

308
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,324
I'M QUITTIN', KITTY.

309
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,870
WELL, NOW, YOU CAN'T QUIT.

310
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,121
WHY NOT?

311
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,456
BECAUSE IF THINGS
KEEP GOIN' LIKE THIS,

312
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,083
BOB'S GONNA FIRE YOU, HA!

313
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,546
IT'S A JOKE, RED.

314
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,299
OH, I KNOW, I KNOW.
LET'S DO SOME ROLE PLAYING.

315
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,468
WHAT?

316
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,302
SOME ROLE PLAYING.

317
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,750
I'LL BE THE INTERESTED CUSTOMER,

318
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,806
AND YOU BE THE HELPFUL SALESMAN.

319
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,184
DOES THIS END UP IN THE BEDROOM?

320
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:39,479
WE'LL SEE.

321
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:40,647
OH.

322
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,773
OKAY.

323
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:46,027
HERE WE GO.

324
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,237
MY, THAT'S A LOVELY BLENDER.

325
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,405
THIS IS STUPID.

326
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,325
RED...

327
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,244
WELL, IT'S GOT STAINLESS STEEL
ROTOR BLADES

328
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,412
SO IT CAN CRUSH ICE,

329
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,539
WHICH IS WHY I KEEP IT
OUT HERE AT THE BAR,

330
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,584
UM... AND IT HAS THE HIGHEST
WATTAGE THAT YOU CAN GET

331
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,419
WITHOUT MOVING UP
TO THE INDUSTRIAL MODEL

332
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,880
WHICH WOULD COST YOU
TWICE AS MUCH.

333
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,633
WELL, NOW, SEE, WE HAVE HAD
THIS BLENDER ALL THESE YEARS,

334
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,177
AND I NEVER KNEW
THAT'S WHY WE BOUGHT IT.

335
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:11,886
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?

336
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,597
HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!

337
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,849
RED, EVERYBODY
DOESN'T RESEARCH EVERY PRODUCT

338
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,643
BEFORE THEY BUY IT.

339
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,937
WELL, THEN, THEY'RE DUMB ASSES.

340
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,272
THAT'S RIGHT.

341
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:27,860
AND THAT'S WHY THEY NEED YOU
TO TELL THEM WHAT TO BUY.

342
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,028
HMM.

343
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,030
[SNICKERS LOUDLY]

344
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,701
I THINK YOU ARE JUST
TAILOR-MADE FOR THIS JOB.

345
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,068
HECK, I GO INTO BUY SOMETHING,

346
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,330
ALL I KNOW IS WHAT COLOR I WANT.

347
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,419
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!

348
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,464
WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD
BE NICE TO ME, RED,

349
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,072
BECAUSE I THINK
I MIGHT BE INTERESTED

350
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,760
IN PURCHASING A MATTRESS.

351
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,556
KITTY, WE DON'T EVEN SELL... OH!

352
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:07,150
I MISS ERIC.

353
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,152
WELL, YOU STILL HAVE ME.

354
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,779
IT'S NOT THE SAME, JACKIE.

355
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,699
I CAN TALK TO ERIC ABOUT THINGS

356
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,619
THAT I CAN'T
TALK ABOUT WITH YOU.

357
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,913
OKAY, WELL, LIKE WHAT?

358
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,623
WELL...

359
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,501
FOR INSTANCE, THE ANNOYING
THINGS THAT YOU DO.

360
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,545
MICHAEL!

361
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,048
SEE? I CAN'T TALK TO YOU!

362
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,969
HEY, ERIC, HOW'S IT...

363
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:44,145
SO WHAT'S EVERYONE LOOKIN' AT?

364
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,104
WHAT ARE WE LOOKIN AT, MAN?

365
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,522
WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN DAYS.

366
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,273
OH, WHAT, HYDE?

367
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,026
YOU HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY
HOME FROM SCHOOL AGAIN?

368
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,863
THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON
WE'RE UPSET WITH YOU.

369
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,948
THAT'S MY ONLY REASON.

370
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,659
I THOUGHT YOU
HAD ANOTHER REASON.

371
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,037
NO. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.

372
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,081
WHERE'S BUDDY?

373
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:03,873
OH, BUDDY.

374
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,875
OH...

375
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,211
OH, WELL, BUDDY GOT...

376
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,671
BUSY, SO...

377
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,174
YEAH. I'M SURE
HE HAS A LOT TO DO.

378
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,675
HE IS POPULAR.

379
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,762
YEAH, AND SO OBVIOUSLY GAY.

380
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,892
BUDDY IS NOT GAY!

381
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,977
OH, PLEASE, FEZ,
THAT'S JUST STUPID.

382
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,688
IF BUDDY WAS GAY,
HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL OVER ME.

383
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,237
WELL, HE WOULD'VE.

384
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,032
SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

385
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,498
SO, FORMAN... UH...

386
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,334
NOW THAT
THE SCARY KIDS ARE GONE,

387
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,796
IS BUDDY GAY?

388
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,215
WELL, I DON'T THINK
IT'S REALLY MY PLACE TO...

389
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,009
HE'S GAY. HE'S GAY.

390
00:18:57,177 --> 00:19:00,429
OKAY, GUYS, HYPOTHETICAL
SITUATION, CRAZY SCENARIO,

391
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,974
IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN,
LIKE, A MILLION YEARS.

392
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,309
LET'S JUST... LET'S SAY...

393
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,104
OKAY?

394
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,438
THAT BUDDY...

395
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,607
MADE A MOVE ON ME.

396
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:12,859
ERIC, HE'S NOT GONNA
MAKE A MOVE ON YOU

397
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,611
IF HE KNOWS YOU'RE STRAIGHT.

398
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:16,779
I DON'T KNOW.

399
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,031
I MEAN, FORMAN
IS PRETTY IRRESISTIBLE.

400
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,369
I DON'T THINK HE'LL MAKE
A MOVE ON ME AGAIN.

401
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,496
AGAIN? AGAIN?

402
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,457
OR FOR THE FIRST TIME.

403
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,668
YOU KNOW...

404
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,670
I GOTTA GO.

405
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:43,097
YOU KNOW, DONNA...

406
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,349
IF FORMAN EVER DECIDES TO DABBLE

407
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:49,937
IN THE LOVE THAT DARE
NOT SPEAK ITS NAME,

408
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,981
I'M HERE FOR YA.

409
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,529
WELL, YOU'VE GOT
YOUR VARIABLE SPEED HERE.

410
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,156
IT'S COMPLETELY
STAINLESS STEEL THROUGHOUT,

411
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,033
SO YOU KNOW IT'LL LAST FOREVER.

412
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,160
IT COMES WITH EVERYTHING
YOU SEE, AND, UM...

413
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,578
SO THE ONLY DECISION
YOU'D HAVE TO MAKE

414
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,871
IS WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT?

415
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,039
OH, I'LL TAKE WHITE.

416
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,165
CAN'T GO WRONG THERE.

417
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,249
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

418
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,461
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE MOST
HELPFUL SALESMAN I'VE EVER HAD.

419
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,629
OH...

420
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:15,796
THANK YOU.

421
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:16,672
SURE.

422
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,798
WELL, YOU GO AHEAD
AND LOOK AROUND.

423
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,800
I'LL WRITE THIS UP.

424
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,930
I SOLD A MIXMASTER.

425
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,098
AW, JEEZ, RED, THAT'S GREAT.

426
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:29,185
WHAT'D I TELL YA?
TODAY IS YOUR DAY.

427
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,070
HELLO, KITTY...

428
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,364
GUESS WHO SOLD A MIXMASTER.

429
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,705
HEY, BUDDY, UM...

430
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,791
I'M GONNA NEED THOSE
CHEMISTRY NOTES BACK.

431
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,377
OH... YEAH.

432
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,213
LISTEN, MAN, IF YOU DON'T WANNA
BE MY LAB PARTNER ANY MORE,

433
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,547
THEN I'LL UNDERSTAND.

434
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:01,259
NO, NO.
OH, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

435
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,219
UM...

436
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,097
LOOK, WE'RE STILL FRIENDS.

437
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,974
REALLY?

438
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,309
YEAH.

439
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,020
A-ACTUALLY, BUDDY, UM...

440
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,773
I WANT TO ASK WHY, UM...

441
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,235
WHY... WHY...

442
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,654
WHY ME?

443
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,156
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
IT'S PROBABLY...

444
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:25,950
IT'S PROBABLY THE SAME
REASON THAT DONNA LIKES YOU.

445
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,576
YOU KNOW, IT'S...

446
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:30,746
YOU'RE SMART
AND SENSITIVE AND...

447
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,790
YOU'RE NICE-LOOKING.

448
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,544
OKAY. WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
I'M NOT REALLY THAT SMART.

449
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,297
THOSE NOTES I GAVE YOU? COPIED.

450
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,339
AND AS FOR SENSITIVE,

451
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,842
SOMETIMES I CAN
JUST BE DOWNRIGHT MEAN.

452
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,468
YOU'RE SO CUTE.

453
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,348
WELL, THAT IS...

454
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,767
WELL, I GUESS I AM. HEY.

455
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,419
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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456
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:00,943
♪ PEOPLE LET ME TELL YOU
'BOUT MY BEST FRIEND ♪

457
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,862
♪ HE'S A WARMHEARTED PERSON ♪

458
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,947
♪ WHO'LL LOVE ME TILL THE END ♪

459
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:09,493
♪ PEOPLE LET ME TELL YOU
'BOUT MY BEST FRIEND ♪

460
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,537
♪ HE'S A ONE BOY, CUDDLY TOY ♪

461
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,748
♪ MY UP, MY DOWN,
MY PRIDE AND JOY ♪

462
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,666
♪ PEOPLE LET ME
TELL YOU 'BOUT HIM ♪

463
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,418
♪ HE'S SO MUCH FUN ♪

464
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,211
♪ WHETHER WE'RE
TALKIN' MAN-TO-MAN ♪

465
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,297
♪ OR WE'RE TALKIN' SON-TO-SON ♪

466
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:24,133
♪ 'CAUSE HE'S MY BEST FRIEND ♪♪

467
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,218
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468
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:30,066
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