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♪ YOU'RE A MEAN ONE ♪

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♪ MR. GRINCH ♪

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MAN, THE GRINCH HAS A BIG BUTT.

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YES, NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS
LIKE A BIG, GREEN GRINCH ASS.

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HOLD THE LADDER FOR ME.

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SO, ERIC, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING CHRISTMAS EVE?

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WELL, MY PARENTS ARE
HAVING THE SAME LAME

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CHRISTMAS PARTY THEY
HAVE EVERY YEAR.

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ALL THE ADULTS.

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HEY, NEIGHBOR,
IS THAT MISTLETOE?

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ALL RIGHT, HOW DOES THAT LOOK?

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LOOKS GREAT.

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AND SO FABULOUS.

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GUYS, THE ORNAMENT'S UP HERE.

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[TOGETHER] OH, YEAH.
LOOKS GREAT.

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OH, I JUST LOVE CHRISTMAS.

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IT'S ALL ABOUT GOOD TIDINGS
AND CHEER.

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[SIGHS] AND SHOPPING.

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I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHAT
JESUS WAS GOING FOR.

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HEY, I GIVE TOO.

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EVERY YEAR MY FRIENDS AND I

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DELIVER GIFT BASKETS
TO THE UNFORTUNATE.

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I THINK YOU MEAN LESS FORTUNATE.

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OKAY, WHATEVER. BUMS.

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OH, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
WATCHING CARTOONS?

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HOLIDAY INN IS ON.

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♪ WHERE THE TREETOPS GLISTEN ♪

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♪ LA, LA, LA, LISTEN ♪

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ERIC, COME ON, HELP ME
GET THE DECORATIONS.

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SURE, MOM.

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YOU KNOW WHAT MY
FAVORITE CHRISTMAS GIFT

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OF ALL TIME IS?

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LITE BRITE.

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IT'S FUN MAKING THINGS
WITH LITE BRITE.

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WELL, IT IS.

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MAN, MY FAVORITE GIFT IS CASH.

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THAT WAY YOU CAN BUY
WHATEVER YOU WANT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DONNA?

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HUH?

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LIKE LET'S JUST SAY
SOMEBODY GAVE YOU $6.00

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AND SOME CHANGE, RIGHT?

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TO BUY A PRESENT.
WHAT WOULD YOU GET?

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WHY, IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW MUCH A GIFT COSTS,

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AS LONG AS IT'S PERSONAL
AND SENTIMENTAL.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S BOTH
PERSONAL AND SENTIMENTAL?

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DIAMONDS.

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[KITTY SCREAMS]

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WE WERE GOING THROUGH A BOX
OF CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS,

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AND WE FOUND A CHRISTMAS RAT.

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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪

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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪

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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪

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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪

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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪

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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪

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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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HELLO, WISCONSIN!

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♪♪♪

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WELL, LAURIE, SEEING
ANYONE SPECIAL AT COLLEGE?

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OH, I LIKE TO DATE AROUND.

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[COUGHS] SLUT.

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BLESS YOU.

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THANKS, MOM.

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HEY, DAD, INSTEAD OF BEING
AT YOUR PARTY THIS YEAR,

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IT SEEMED TO ME THAT I
COULD THROW A PARTY

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IN THE BASEMENT.

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I MEAN, I THINK I'M OLD ENOUGH.

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HA, HA, HA, HA.

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FINE.

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FINE? FINE?

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WELL, EVERY YEAR HE
JUST MOPES AROUND HERE

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LIKE IT'S THE END
OF THE WORLD, ANYWAY.

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ALL RIGHT. THANKS, DAD.

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SO NOW, WHO'S GOING
TO SING THE HIGH PARTS

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ON THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY?

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WELL, TRADITIONALLY,
IT'S THE MAN WHO

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CAN'T GROW FACIAL HAIR.

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HEY, DAD, ONE MORE THING
ABOUT THE PARTY.

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I NEED SOME MONEY.

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ALL RIGHT, ERIC, I WANT YOU
TO PICK OUT THIS YEAR'S TREE.

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AND WHATEVER YOU DON'T SPEND,
YOU CAN USE FOR YOUR PARTY.

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DAD, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
I HATE HAGGLING

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WITH THOSE TREE LOTS.

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HAGGLING IS PART
OF BEING AN ADULT.

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HERE'S $40.

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I WANT 50.

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KNOCK IT OFF.

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PICK OUT A GOOD ONE.

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OKAY, FINE. THROW YOUR PARTY.

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BUT CAN I AT LEAST MAKE YOU
SOME PUNCH AND COOKIES?

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MOM, NO.

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JUST PUNCH.

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NO, MOM.

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WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE
A CHRISTMAS PARTY

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WITHOUT PUNCH.

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THAT'S JUST INSANITY.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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EH, EH.

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BOB, I JUST WANT
TO THANK YOU AGAIN

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FOR THE JOB, YOU KNOW?

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OH, I ALWAYS NEED EXTRA HELP
DURING THE HOLIDAYS.

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I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MY SECOND
IN COMMAND AROUND HERE.

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UH, SO, LISTEN...

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HOW ABOUT YOU CLOSE UP FOR ME
ON CHRISTMAS EVE, HUH?

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WHY WOULD WE BE OPEN?

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IT'S A BIG NIGHT, RED.

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PICTURE A GUY DRIVING HOME
FROM WORK ON CHRISTMAS EVE.

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♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

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BOB, NOBODY WORKS
ON CHRISTMAS EVE.

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ALL OF A SUDDEN HE REALIZES,
HE FORGOT TO BUY A GIFT.

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HE PASSES BY THE STORE HERE,
SEES WE'RE THE ONLY PLACE OPEN.

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SO WHAT DOES HE DO?

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HE COMES IN HERE
AND BUYS A FRIDGE.

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SO, THIS GUY'S INSANE?

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NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE.

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SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

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FINE.

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HA, HA. I KNEW I COULD
COUNT ON YOU, RED.

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OF COURSE, YOU'LL HAVE TO
WEAR THE SANTA CLAUS SUIT.

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AH, YOU GOT ME THERE, BOB.

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NO, I'M SERIOUS, RED.

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NO, YOU GOT ME THERE, BOB.

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FORMAN, WOULD YOU RELAX?

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THIS IS A GOOD PLAN.

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WE CUT DOWN THE TREE,
KEEP THE 40 BUCKS FOR BEER.

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CAR.

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WHERE?

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KELSO, CAR MEANS GET DOWN.

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OKAY.

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I'M DONE.

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NO, I DISAGREE, KELSO.

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SEE, IF YOU WERE DONE,

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THE TREE WOULD PROBABLY
BE MORE HORIZONTAL.

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NO, I MEAN I'M DONE.

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CAR!

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ALL RIGHT, CUT IT YOURSELF.

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FINE, KELSO!

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CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM?

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HYDE, DID YOU HAVE TO WRITE
YOUR NAME IN THE SNOW

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SO CLOSE TO THE TREE?

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SORRY.

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NOW WE GOT 40 BUCKS FOR BEER!

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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE SHOULD DO?

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NOT GET ANY PRESENTS.

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NO PRESENTS.

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THAT WAY WE GOT
MORE MONEY FOR BEER.

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NOW, SHH!

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OH, ERIC, THIS IS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL TREE

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I THINK WE HAVE EVER HAD.

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OH, AND IT'S SO FRESH.

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MISS PINCIOTTI, LOOK,
I WAS THINKING ABOUT

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GETTING A PRESENT FOR THIS GIRL.

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AND, UH, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S ABOUT DONNA'S AGE.

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SO, I WAS KIND OF WONDERING
WHAT DONNA LIKES.

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PERFUME.
DONNA WEARS WHITE SHOULDERS.

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IT'S NOT JUST FOR SHOULDERS.
SHE COULD WEAR IT ANYWHERE.

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REALLY?

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SURE, LIKE YOUR NECK,
OR THE MALL.

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WOW! ALL RIGHT.

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WELL, HOW MUCH DOES
A BOTTLE OF THAT RUN?

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MMM, ABOUT $12.

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OH, WELL.

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WHAT ABOUT A BOTTLE
OF CRAPPY PERFUME?

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WHAT DOES THAT RUN?

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GOSH, I DON'T KNOW.

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I'LL CALL BOB'S MOM.

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ERIC, YOU DID NOT GET
THIS FROM A LOT.

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YOU STOLE IT.

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I HAGGLED.

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WITH WHO? SMOKY THE BEAR?

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YOU STOLE IT.

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WELL, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK.

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YOU'RE FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE.

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HOW'D YOU KNOW?

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I DIDN'T. SHUT UP.

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SHUT UP.

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YOU SHUT UP. YOU SHUT UP.

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OKAY. OKAY.

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OKAY, NOW, BE CAREFUL
WITH THIS ONE.

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IT'S VERY, VERY OLD.

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OH, IT LOOKS TERRIBLE.

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LAURIE, HANG THAT ONE
AROUND ON THE BACKSIDE.

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OKAY, GRANDMA.

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YOU KNOW, KITTY, YOU GOT
TWO RED ONES TOGETHER.

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UH-HUH, SO I DO.
THANK YOU, BERNICE.

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ERIC, HELP ME HANG
THESE STUPID ORNAMENTS.

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I CAN'T. I'M PLANNING A PARTY.

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I DON'T GET IT.

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HOW COME THE LITTLE
DRUMMER BOY GETS TO HAVE

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A PARTY?

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BECAUSE I ASKED,
YOU STUPID SISTER.

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THAT'S NOT CLEVER.

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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE CLEVER.

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I'M PLANNING A PARTY, MISS...

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DUMB GIRL.

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[DOORBELL CHIMES]

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I'LL GET IT.

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OH, HI, IS MICHAEL HERE?

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THERE'S NO MICHAEL HERE.
YOU HAVE THE WRONG ADDRESS.

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MIKE, I WANT YOU TO DRIVE
ME AND MY FRIENDS AROUND

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ON CHRISTMAS EVE.

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WHY?

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TO DISTRIBUTE GIFT BASKETS
TO THE LESS FORTUNATE BUMS.

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OKAY, BUT WE'D BETTER BE BACK
IN TIME FOR THE PARTY.

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YES, PERHAPS YOU LOVELY
LADIES WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US?

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I DON'T THINK SO.

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WELL, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
HELPING THE LESS FORTUNATE.

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OKAY.

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HEY, JACKIE, COME HERE.

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WHY?

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JUST COME HERE.

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HYDE, IF YOU WANT
TO MAKE OUT WITH ME,

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THE ANSWER'S PROBABLY NO.

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WELL, OKAY, LOOK.

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JACKIE, I KNOW THIS GIRL, RIGHT?

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AND I WANT TO GET HER
A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

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OH MY GOD! IT'S DONNA!

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IT'S NOT DONNA.

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OKAY, IT'S NOT DONNA.

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SO, HOW MUCH DO YOU
HAVE TO SPEND?

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$6.00.

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YOU DON'T DESERVE A GIRL
LIKE DONNA FOR $6.00.

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I'M NOT TRYING TO GET DONNA.

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GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU WON'T
FOR $6.00.

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YOU KNOW WHAT? THANKS A LOT.

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NEVER MIND. BYE-BYE.

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WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW, BABES.

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MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

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SURE.

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

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WHAT?

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BUYING DONNA A GIFT.

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YOU KNOW ERIC LIKES HER.

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I KNOW, MAN, BUT THEY'RE
NOT OFFICIALLY...

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STILL, IN MY COUNTRY,
I WOULD STRING YOU

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FROM THE TALLEST TREE.

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WE'RE NOT IN YOUR COUNTRY, FEZ.

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RIGHT, SO GOOD LUCK WITH DONNA.

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REMEMBER, EVERY DAY IS
CHRISTMAS AT BARGAIN BOB'S.

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WOO-HOO!

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WE'RE BACK FROM THE STORE.

243
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,658
KITTY, I MADE A FEW CHANGES
ON YOUR GROCERY LIST.

244
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:03,203
I DON'T LIKE YOUR TASTE IN DIP.

245
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,163
NO, OH, LAURIE. NO, NO, NO, NO.

246
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,831
IT'S FOR ERIC'S PARTY.

247
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:09,042
HERE, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THIS TONIC OUT TO THE BAR.

248
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,544
MAKE SURE WE HAVE
ENOUGH RUM AND VODKA.

249
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:14,297
ALL THAT RUM AND VODKA.

250
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,716
KITTY, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

251
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,386
IT'S FOR THE PARTY, BERNICE.

252
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:20,845
OH, THAT'S CONVENIENT.

253
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,932
ALL I KNOW IS THAT MY RED
DIDN'T START TO DRINK

254
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,684
UNTIL HE MET YOU.

255
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:29,354
AND I DIDN'T START TO DRINK
UNTIL I MET YOU.

256
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,982
[LAUGHING] HA, HA, HA, HA.

257
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,402
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

258
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:36,736
OKAY, BERNICE, HERE.

259
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,030
HELP ME GET MORE OF
THE PARTY SUPPLIES.

260
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,911
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

261
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:48,915
HO-HO-HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM.

262
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:54,838
THIS SHOULD PROBABLY GO HERE.

263
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,507
MISTLETOE?

264
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,843
YEAH, WELL, IT'S REALLY
MORE FOR DECORATION.

265
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,762
IS THAT A FACT,

266
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,222
NEIGHBOR?

267
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,517
UH, NO.

268
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,147
ERIC, WHERE DO WE PUT THE BEER?

269
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:14,482
PUT IT IN THE ICE CHEST.
SHH! SHH!

270
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,817
OKAY, NOW, HERE YOU GO.

271
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,111
PUNCH AND COOKIES,
JUST LIKE I PROMISED.

272
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,446
NO, MOM!

273
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,531
ERIC, MOM MADE IT FOR YOU.

274
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,242
THE LEAST YOU COULD DO
IS DRINK A LOT OF IT.

275
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,078
NOW, YOU TWO,
YOU ARE JUST THE BEST

276
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,414
CHRISTMAS PRESENT
A MOTHER COULD HAVE.

277
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,791
OH, OH, OH, OH.

278
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,517
HELLO, LAURIE.

279
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,478
KELSO.

280
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:54,606
SO...

281
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,609
UH...

282
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,986
COOL.

283
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,282
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

284
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,160
OOH, PUNCH.

285
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,495
YEAH, CAN I POUR YOU SOME?

286
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,538
NO, THANK YOU.

287
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,791
BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE,
YOU COULD BEND OVER

288
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,376
AND PUT MY GIFTS UNDER THE TREE.

289
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,757
WHOA, GIFTS!

290
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,842
NO, NO, I THOUGHT
WE SAID NO GIFTS.

291
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,553
NO, KELSO, YOU SAID NO GIFTS.

292
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,597
WHAT'S CHRISTMAS WITHOUT GIFTS?

293
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,849
YEAH, MAN, WHERE'S YOUR HEART?

294
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,852
NOBODY TELLS ME
ANYTHING AROUND HERE!

295
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,580
NOW I GOTTA GO GET
SOMETHING FOR JACKIE.

296
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,814
SHE'LL KILL ME!

297
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,691
HEY, CHEER UP. HAVE SOME PUNCH.

298
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,360
I DON'T WANT ANY PUNCH.

299
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,738
I GOTTA GET A GIFT FOR JACKIE...

300
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,866
WHO I'M BREAKING UP WITH.

301
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:55,500
[MUSIC ON TV] ♪ RUM PA PAH PUM ♪

302
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,215
♪ RUM-PA-PAH-PUM ♪

303
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,550
HI, MR. FORMAN.

304
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,957
KELSO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

305
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,219
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.

306
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,429
I KNOW, I'M LOOKING
FOR A CHRISTMAS GIFT.

307
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,889
DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE
THE ONLY PLACE

308
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,684
IN THIS WHOLE TOWN THAT'S OPEN?

309
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,396
YEAH, I KNOW.

310
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,898
WHAT CAN I GET FOR $17?

311
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,234
WELL, WE'VE GOT SOME REALLY NICE

312
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:25,238
HEAVY DUTY EXTENSION CORDS.

313
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,532
NO.

314
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,410
HOW MUCH IS THAT REFRIGERATOR?

315
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,747
HELLO, LADIES.

316
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,082
SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

317
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,530
MAY I GET YOU
SOMETHING TO DRINK?

318
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,752
WE HAVE BEER.

319
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,087
WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE?

320
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,257
WE HAVE PUNCH,
BUT WE ALSO HAVE BEER.

321
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,593
PUNCH IS FINE.

322
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,722
PUNCH IT IS, OKAY.

323
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:55,894
WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHASE DOWN
THAT PUNCH WITH A NICE BEER?

324
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:04,193
OH, I'M KICKING YOUR ASS!

325
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,446
GOOD GAME, MR. FORMAN.

326
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,780
OH, YOU LEAVING?

327
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,115
YEAH.

328
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,923
COME ON, COME ON.
WE'LL PLAY ANOTHER GAME.

329
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,118
NO, JACKIE'S WAITING FOR ME.

330
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,453
I REALLY...

331
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,580
ONE MORE GAME!

332
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,217
YOU KNOW WHO YOU REMIND ME OF?

333
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,594
FREDDIE PRINCE.

334
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,139
NO, RICARDO MONTABLAN.

335
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,975
YOU SAID MODEL BLONDE.

336
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,477
OKAY, SHUT UP.

337
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,229
OKAY, FEZ, I WANT YOU
TO SAY SOMETHING,

338
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,942
LIKE, REALLY SLOW?

339
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,196
HELLO, MY DARLINGS.

340
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:53,076
AND WHEN I SAY HELLO,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

341
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:57,163
HE WAS MY FRIEND FIRST.

342
00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,166
MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THE PEP SQUAD?

343
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,461
YEAH, THEY SEEM
EXTRA STUPID TONIGHT.

344
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,173
JACKIE, THIS IS FOR YOU.

345
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,508
OOH!

346
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,176
MICHAEL, WHAT IS IT?

347
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,511
OH!

348
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,346
IT'S HOT ROLLERS!

349
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,099
AND WITH STEAM!

350
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:24,065
♪ MELE KALIKIMAKA
IS THE THING TO SAY ♪

351
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:28,319
♪ ON A BRIGHT HAWAIIAN
CHRISTMAS DAY ♪

352
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,863
HIYA, RED.

353
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,198
HOW'D IT GO TONIGHT?

354
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,325
WELL, I SOLD A SET
OF HOT ROLLERS, BOB,

355
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,496
AND A, UH, PONG GAME.

356
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,498
[DOORBELL CHIMES]

357
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,793
I'LL GET IT.

358
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,753
MAY I HELP YOU?

359
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,674
MA'AM. DO YOU OWN
A 1969 TAN OLDSMOBILE

360
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,759
STATION WAGON IN THE DRIVEWAY?

361
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:55,179
NO, I DON'T.

362
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,557
DO YOU KNOW WHO DOES?

363
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,686
YES, I DO.

364
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,563
COULD YOU GET THEM, PLEASE?

365
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,232
SURE. RED.

366
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,485
SIR, WE BELIEVE YOUR
VEHICLE WAS INVOLVED

367
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,238
IN THE UNLAWFUL REMOVAL
OF STATE PROPERTY.

368
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,573
WHAT?

369
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:17,201
WE GONNA HAVE TO CONFISCATE
THAT TREE.

370
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,536
THE TREE?

371
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,371
NO, I MEAN... IT'S ALL DONE.

372
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,956
I MEAN, LOOK AT IT.

373
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,374
YOU... I...

374
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,960
NO!

375
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,387
HEY.

376
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,722
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.

377
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,849
IT'S NO BIG DEAL,
BUT, YOU KNOW, CHRISTMAS.

378
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,895
SUDDENLY, HYDE'S
GETTING BASHFUL?

379
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:50,193
OH, WOW!

380
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,694
THIS IS GREAT.

381
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,029
HEY, WHAT IS IT?

382
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,114
IT'S A PICTURE OF ME AND HYDE.

383
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,450
YEAH, THAT'S YOU AND ME
IN FIFTH GRADE.

384
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,453
I HAD IT IN MY DRAWER FOREVER,
SO I JUST FRAMED IT.

385
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,999
THAT IS SO SWEET.

386
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,585
YEAH, THAT IS SO SWEET.

387
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,925
WHY DON'T YOU OPEN MY PRESENT?

388
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,475
OH, WHITE SHOULDERS.

389
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,685
I LOVE THIS STUFF. THANK YOU.

390
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,938
YOU'RE WELCOME.

391
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,690
OH MY GOD.

392
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,860
YOU CAN SEE MY TRAINING
BRA THROUGH MY SHIRT.

393
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,655
YEAH, I REMEMBER
THAT TRAINING BRA.

394
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:42,203
UM, I WISH I'D... GOTTEN
YOU SOMETHING LIKE...

395
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,248
OH, MAN, IT'S NOTHING.

396
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,333
IT'S NOT NOTHING.

397
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,668
THIS IS SO THOUGHTFUL.

398
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,796
IT'S THE SWEETEST THING
ANYONE'S EVER GIVEN ME.

399
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,137
WELL, NEXT TO THE PERFUME.

400
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,806
RIGHT, WELL, I
WRAPPED IT MYSELF.

401
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,725
I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE THINGS...

402
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,311
WRAPPED.

403
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:13,234
ERIC, BEFORE YOU
EXPLAIN THE BEER,

404
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,902
MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME
WHY THERE ARE

405
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,320
TWO STATE TROOPERS
IN THE LIVING ROOM

406
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,323
CONFISCATING OUR CHRISTMAS TREE?

407
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,410
WELL, THAT, UH, FUNNY STORY,

408
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,245
AND A TRUE STORY...

409
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,580
GET TO THE POINT.

410
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,249
WE TOOK THE TREE OFF
THE SIDE OF THE INTERSTATE.

411
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,960
WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT, ERIC.

412
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,879
NOW, THE PARTY'S OVER,
YOU'RE GROUNDED,

413
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,715
AND I WANT WHAT'S LEFT
OF MY 40 BUCKS.

414
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,592
KELSO, GIVE IT TO HIM.

415
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:41,095
OH NO...

416
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:45,391
YEAH, I SORT OF SPENT IT
ON JACKIE'S GIFT.

417
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,477
OH MY GOD! MY HOT ROLLERS!

418
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,858
YOU GOT IN TROUBLE
FOR ME, MICHAEL?

419
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,402
OH, I LOVE YOU.

420
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,279
[CRYING]

421
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,490
OH, GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE.

422
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,705
AND HYDE LOVES DONNA.

423
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,665
WHOA!

424
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,043
SHE'S CRAZY, MAN.

425
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,878
ERIC, WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?

426
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,463
HAVE THESE GIRLS BEEN DRINKING?

427
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,964
NO, LOOK, DAD, I SWEAR.

428
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,342
JUST MOM'S PUNCH.

429
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,307
LOUSY WITH HOOCH!

430
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,934
YOU SEE? YOU SEE, RED?

431
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,937
SHE'S DRUNK, MAN.
THAT'S DRUNK TALK.

432
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,939
FALSE.

433
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,273
COME ON, JACKIE.

434
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:37,944
I'LL TAKE YOU AND
THE SOB SISTERS HOME.

435
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,488
ERIC, THE REST OF THAT BEER
GOES IN MY REFRIGERATOR.

436
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,114
DONNA, YOUR FATHER'S UPSTAIRS.

437
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,449
I SUGGEST YOU JOIN HIM.

438
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,284
STEVEN, YOU HELP ERIC CLEAN UP.

439
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,953
AND KELSO,

440
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,747
GO HOME.

441
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,124
ERIC, DO SOMETHING.

442
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:55,044
YOUR FATHER'S TAKING MY WOMEN.

443
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:02,718
THANKS FOR THE GIFTS, GUYS.

444
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,845
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

445
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,655
SO, WHAT DID YOU GET?

446
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:23,990
I.D. BRACELET.

447
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,366
COOL.

448
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,701
IS YOUR NAME ON IT?

449
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:29,829
YEAH. WHAT'D YOU GET?

450
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:39,839
TUBE SOCKS.

451
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,175
GOOD.

452
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:47,430
I MEAN, TUBE SOCKS ARE GOOD.

453
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:54,645
♪♪♪

454
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,523
THANKS FOR WORKING TONIGHT.

455
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,983
SORRY IT WAS A SLOW NIGHT.

456
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,401
NO PROBLEM.

457
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,736
MERRY CHRISTMAS, RED.

458
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,863
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BOB.

459
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,824
NOW, GIVE ME A HUG.

460
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,994
NO, BOB, REALLY. I'M FINE.

461
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,413
HEY, IT'S THE SEVENTIES,
MEN CAN HUG.

462
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:15,374
NO, BOB. THEY CAN'T.

463
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,460
COME ON, IT'S CHRISTMAS.

464
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,503
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465
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,798
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466
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,884
HEY, LOOK, MISTLETOE.

467
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:28,732
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