1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,546 ♪ JUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND YOU'LL HEAR A TALE ♪ 2 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,673 ♪ A TALE OF FATEFUL TRIP ♪ 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,883 ♪ THAT STARTED FROM THIS TROPIC PORT ♪ 4 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:12,344 ♪ ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP ♪ 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,888 ♪ THE MATE WAS A MIGHTY SAILIN' MAN ♪ 6 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:16,640 ♪ THE SKIPPER BRAVE AND SURE... ♪♪ 7 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:17,975 OW! GET OFF ME, MOOSE! 8 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,019 OH, GOD, ERIC, I DIDN'T SEE YOU SITTING THERE. 9 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,813 YOU REALLY SHOULD WORK ON BULKING UP. 10 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:29,194 OH! AAH! 11 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,366 WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 12 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,660 HEY, "GILLIGAN" IS ON. 13 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,567 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE FLOOR? 14 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,205 YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GET A ROOM? 15 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:41,540 WE HAVE A ROOM, HYDE. 16 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,668 IT'S CALLED MY BASEMENT. 17 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,883 WELL, I'M GOING HOME. 18 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,217 BYE, GUYS. 19 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,552 OH, SO, DONNA, DON'T FORGET: 20 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,680 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE LIBRARY, RIGHT? 21 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,930 YEAH, RIGHT. 22 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,265 I'LL WALK YOU HOME. 23 00:00:58,433 --> 00:00:59,683 SHE LIVES RIGHT NEXT DOOR, MAN. 24 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,685 YEAH. 25 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,020 DONNA. 26 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,354 UM... 27 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:05,689 ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT. 28 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,358 I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE YOU AND I COULD GO OUT TO DINNER 29 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:09,735 FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 30 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:13,405 OH, HYDE ASKED ME TO STUDY AT THE LIBRARY. 31 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,699 WELL, I MEAN, YOU CAN DO THAT ANY TIME, RIGHT? 32 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:20,245 UM... YEAH. YEAH, I'D LOVE TO GO. MM-HMM. 33 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,955 THAT'S GREAT. UM... 34 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,582 SO, THEN IT'S, UH... 35 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:24,917 IT'S A DATE. 36 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,251 OUR FIRST. 37 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:27,586 YEAH. 38 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,422 IF YOU DON'T COUNT ALL THE TIMES I MAULED YOU. 39 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,757 YEAH. UM... 40 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,759 WHICH I DON'T. SO, ALL RIGHT. 41 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:38,347 HEY, GUYS. 42 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,226 SO... 43 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:45,020 WHAT'S GOING ON? 44 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,732 I'LL, UH... TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER. 45 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:53,695 SO, ERIC... 46 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,240 WHAT WERE YOU AND DONNA TALKING ALL HOT AND HEAVY ABOUT? 47 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:58,033 YOUR HAIR. REALLY? 48 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,119 NO. 49 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,703 WE'RE GOING OUT TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 50 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:03,705 FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 51 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:07,292 UH... NO, NO, NO. 52 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,860 DONNA AND I ARE GOING TO THE LIBRARY 53 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,254 TO STUDY TOMORROW NIGHT. 54 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:12,965 ON VALENTINE'S DAY? WHO STUDIES ON VALENTINE'S DAY? 55 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,773 WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS VALENTINE'S DAY 56 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:18,220 WHEN I MADE THE DATE. 57 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,139 TO STUDY. 58 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,307 WELL, I'M SURE SHE JUST FORGOT ABOUT YOU. 59 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,893 WE JUST TALKED ABOUT IT A MINUTE AGO! 60 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:28,147 WOMEN, YOU KNOW. 61 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,440 ANYWAY, UH... 62 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,109 I'M GOING TO GIVE DONNA MY CLASS RING. 63 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,945 [GASPS] 64 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,489 NO. FORGET RINGS. 65 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:38,817 YOU WANT TO SCORE WITH DONNA, 66 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,952 USE MY SUPER FUNK 8-TRACK. 67 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,204 ANYWAY, I FIGURE IT'S TIME TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL. 68 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,092 I MEAN, SHE'S JUST BEEN WAITING FOR ANY JERK 69 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,207 TO SWOOP DOWN ON HER. 70 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,626 AND YOU'RE THAT JERK. 71 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:52,004 WELL, BETTER ME THAN SOME OTHER JERK. 72 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,424 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? HYDE IS THE OTHER JERK. 73 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:59,761 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 74 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:03,557 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 75 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:07,186 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 76 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:10,647 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 77 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:14,568 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 78 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,946 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 79 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,199 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪♪ 80 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,806 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING 81 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,537 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 82 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,337 SO... 83 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:35,297 ERIC AND DONNA ARE GOING OUT SATURDAY NIGHT. 84 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:38,884 THAT MEANS WE HAVE NO WHEELS. 85 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,345 WELL, I CAN BORROW MY DAD'S CAR. 86 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:43,305 WHOA... 87 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,850 IT'S A LINCOLN; LEATHER. 88 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:48,258 OH! YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? 89 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:52,606 WE SHOULD DITCH HYDE AND FEZ AND MAKE OUT IN THE BACK SEAT. 90 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,776 YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD. 91 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,570 YEAH, I DON'T CARE. 92 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:02,407 HEY, YEAH, I KNOW. WE CAN GO SHOPPING FOR CLOGS. 93 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:06,286 PICK ME UP AT 7:00. 94 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,373 YEAH, WELL, HAVE FUN, MAN. I'M OUT. 95 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,667 OH, WE WON'T BE SHOPPING. 96 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:13,001 WE'LL BE DOING IT. 97 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,754 AGAIN. 98 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,089 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 99 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:21,677 WE DO IT! 100 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:25,722 THEN I'M IN. 101 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,227 UHH... NO. 102 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,729 YOU'RE NOT INVITED, FEZ. 103 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:36,400 OH. THEN I'M OUT. 104 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:37,609 YEAH. 105 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,028 WELL, LATER. 106 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:45,409 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, LITTLE BUDDY. 107 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:47,286 YEAH, FEZ, WHICH IS REALLY WRONG, MAN, 108 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,121 'CAUSE I HAD PLANS WITH DONNA 109 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,456 UNTIL FORMAN SNAKED ME. 110 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:52,708 HUH! WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT 111 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,435 SHE WOULD RATHER GO TO A NICE RESTAURANT 112 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:59,923 THAN A SMELLY OLD LIBRARY? 113 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:04,594 YOU WILL LAUGH LATER. 114 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,474 SO... LET ME SEE. 115 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,311 GO AHEAD. SHOW YOUR MOTHER. 116 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:20,986 OH, MY GOSH, THAT IS SNAZZY. 117 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:24,156 THAT IS A SNAZZY JACKET. 118 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,564 DAMN GOOD THING I WENT WITH HIM. 119 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,951 HE WANTED TO BUY A LEISURE SUIT. 120 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,559 COME ON, DAD, LEISURE SUITS ARE COOL. 121 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:30,620 EVERYBODY WEARS THEM. 122 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:32,164 LEISURE SUITS ARE FOR DUMB ASSES, 123 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,082 BELIEVE ME. 124 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,626 HEY, THERE! 125 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:39,463 WHOA, LOOKING SHARP FOR YOUR BIG DATE, HUH? 126 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,923 OH, WHO KNEW OUR TWO LITTLE TYKES 127 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:44,676 WOULD GROW UP TO BE DATING? 128 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,678 OH, NO. I HAVE AN IDEA. 129 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,348 LET'S HAVE DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT, JUST THE PARENTS. 130 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:52,768 I'LL FONDUE. AH-HA HA HA! 131 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:54,478 YES, AND THAT'LL GIVE US A CHANCE 132 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:56,146 TO TALK ABOUT THEIR FUTURE. 133 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:57,898 OH, RIGHT... 134 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,776 WE CAN PLAN A BIG WEDDING. 135 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:02,486 I KNOW YOU'RE JOKING, BUT, UH... 136 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:04,863 COULD YOU PLEASE STOP? 137 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,075 [EVERYONE TALKING] 138 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:23,541 ♪♪♪ 139 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,385 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, MICHAEL. 140 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,719 WHAT? 141 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:31,390 YOU CAN'T JUST MAUL ME IN FRONT OF MY FATHER. 142 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,934 I BET HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 143 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,229 HE YELLED AT YOU TO STOP IT. 144 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,563 OH. 145 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:42,317 I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO YOU. 146 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,736 OKAY, MICHAEL, 147 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,613 WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 148 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,281 EVER SINCE WE... 149 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:49,741 WE... 150 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,244 DID IT? 151 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,622 CAN YOU PLEASE USE A MORE BEAUTIFUL TERM? 152 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,374 LIKE WHAT? 153 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,000 WELL, LIKE... 154 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,753 "PROVED OUR LOVE." 155 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:05,924 YEAH, BUT "DID IT" SOUNDS SO MUCH COOLER. 156 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,468 OKAY, JUST TAKE ME TO THE MALL. 157 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:11,471 WE'RE NOT REALLY GOING SHOPPING, ARE WE? 158 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:14,266 YES. I NEED CLOGS. 159 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,268 OH. 160 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,769 GOSH DARN! 161 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,939 THAT IS A SNAZZY JACKET! 162 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,232 YES, SIR. 163 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,402 BROWN IS YOUR COLOR. 164 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:26,903 THANKS, DAD. 165 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:30,949 UH, NO, NO, NO, MOM, NO, NO. 166 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,492 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING: 167 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,077 ORDER THE DINNER. 168 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,121 A LA CARTE'S A SUCKER'S BET. 169 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,290 AND REMEMBER: 170 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,958 PULL THE CHAIR OUT FOR HER, 171 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,210 THE SMALL FORK IS FOR THE SALAD, 172 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:43,670 AND THIS JACKET'S GOT TO LAST YOU 173 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,005 ALL THE WAY THROUGH COLLEGE, 174 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:48,091 SO DON'T SPILL ANY CRAP ON IT. 175 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,384 HERE YOU GO. 176 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,802 HAVE FUN. 177 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,598 OH... AHH... 178 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:00,145 SHALL WE? 179 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,272 GOOD GOD, YES! 180 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,440 OH! SMILE! 181 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,568 OH, NOW IF SHE GETS TO DO IT, I GET TO DO IT! 182 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:17,162 WOW! TALK ABOUT PRESSURE, HUH? 183 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,831 YEAH. I MEAN, THIS IS A HUGE DEAL. 184 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:23,126 TO OUR PARENTS. 185 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,337 [MUSIC ON RADIO] ♪ MOVE IT IN, MOVE IT OUT ♪ 186 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,173 ♪ SHOVE IT IN, PULL IT OUT ♪ 187 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:32,677 ♪ DISCO LADY ♪ 188 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,679 ♪ YOU'VE GOT ME SO SET ♪ 189 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,848 ♪ HERE IN THIS DISCOTHEQUE ♪ 190 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,518 ♪ YEAH, YOU'RE MOVING ME ♪ 191 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,270 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 192 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,078 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 193 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,398 OH, LET'S GO TO THE HUB. 194 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:49,194 I GOT MY EYE ON THIS PLUMP GIRL. 195 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,780 SOUNDS GOOD, MAN, BUT I'LL PASS. 196 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,282 POOR HYDE. 197 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,450 WHAT? 198 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,245 YOU LOVE DONNA, AND SHE'S WITH YOUR GOOD FRIEND ERIC. 199 00:08:58,412 --> 00:08:59,746 AND? 200 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:03,500 AND THAT'S THE OLDEST STORY IN THE WORLD. 201 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,836 AND A SAD ONE, AT THAT. 202 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,073 YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? I HAD A CHANCE, 203 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,340 AND I DIDN'T TAKE IT. 204 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,217 AND ONCE FORMAN GIVES HER THAT RING, MAN, 205 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,927 THEY'RE GOING OUT... 206 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,262 AND IT WOULD BE REALLY SCUMMY 207 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:17,389 TO HIT ON HER THEN. 208 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,682 NOT THAT I WOULDN'T DO IT. 209 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,684 IT JUST WOULD BE REALLY SCUMMY. 210 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:22,310 IF YOU DON'T TELL DONNA HOW YOU FEEL, 211 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:25,480 THEN YOU WILL REGRET IT. 212 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:26,648 I'M GOING TO THE VINEYARD. 213 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,733 GOOD FOR YOU! 214 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,318 OH, DON'T TELL ERIC WHAT I SAID, 215 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:33,613 BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE HIS BASEMENT. 216 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:44,332 WELL, THIS IS... QUITE A MENU. 217 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,376 YEAH. 218 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,211 YOU GOT ENOUGH MONEY? 219 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,589 OH, YEAH. FOR ME. 220 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:53,675 OH, I'M SORRY, WERE YOU GOING TO EAT SOMETHING TOO? 221 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:57,304 ACTUALLY, UH... I'M IN THE MOOD FOR CHICKEN. 222 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:58,471 OH, WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 223 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:02,684 I, TOO, AM ORDERING THE CHEAPEST THING ON THE MENU. 224 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,770 YOU LOOK REALLY NICE TONIGHT. 225 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,898 OH, SO DO YOU. 226 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,609 LOOK, DONNA... 227 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:11,776 HELLO! 228 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:13,486 CAN I START YOU FOLKS OFF WITH DRINKS? 229 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:14,946 WELL, SU... AHEM! 230 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,740 [DEEP VOICE] I'LL HAVE A BEER. 231 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:18,033 ALL RIGHT. 232 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,578 UM... I'D LIKE AN ICED TEA. 233 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,831 HE DIDN'T EVEN PROOF ME! 234 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:25,999 IT MUST BE THE JACKET. 235 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,459 WHAT SIDEBURNS? 236 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,835 THESE SIDEBURNS, RIGHT? 237 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,296 THESE... 238 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,593 I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT FONDUE. 239 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,678 THEY SHOULD CALL IT "FUNDUE" 240 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:42,474 'CAUSE IT IS "FUN." 241 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:47,479 I LOVE FONDUE. IT'S GOURMET! 242 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,847 SO, WHAT DO WE DO HERE, KITTY? 243 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,774 OKAY, NOW, UM, WHAT YOU DO IS 244 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:54,069 YOU PUT A PIECE OF STEAK ON YOUR FONDUE FORK... 245 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:55,654 NOW, HOW HOT EXACTLY IS THIS? 246 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:59,699 NO, NO, BOB! THAT IS A FON-DON'T! 247 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:03,078 DON'T... PUT YOUR HAND IN THE HOT OIL. 248 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:07,290 WHO KNEW YOU COULDN'T PUT YOUR HAND IN THE HOT OIL? 249 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,506 HERE, CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN! 250 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,675 DONNA. SHH. PLEASE. 251 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,803 [WHISPERING] OH, I'M SORRY. 252 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,888 ARE YOU OKAY? 253 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,683 I AM GREAT. 254 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,810 I THINK YOU'RE DRUNK. 255 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,061 OH. 256 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,105 I THINK I AM, TOO. 257 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,898 HOW COULD I BE DRUNK? 258 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,858 WELL, THERE'S ABOUT 5 SHOTS OF ALCOHOL 259 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,194 IN THE LONG ISLAND ICED TEA. 260 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,696 LONG ISLAND ICED TEA? 261 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:38,863 YEAH. WELL, YOU GUYS ORDERED DRINKS. 262 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,231 AND I'M READY FOR ANOTHER ONE! 263 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,658 NO! SHE'S GOOD! THANK YOU. THANKS. 264 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,828 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANKS. 265 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,705 I LOVE YOUR LITTLE BUTT, ERIC. 266 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,540 OH! 267 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,334 IT'S SO LITTLE. 268 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,336 YEAH, YEAH. 269 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,213 AND YOU'RE SO GOOD, ERIC. YOU'RE... 270 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,589 SO DARN GOOD. 271 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:57,966 I THINK IT'S COFFEE TIME. 272 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:01,136 YOU'RE SO GOOD, IT MAKES ME HOT. 273 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,304 OR TIME FOR ANOTHER ICED TEA, MAN. 274 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,597 SING TO ME, ERIC. 275 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:06,099 Y-YOU KNOW, I DON'T SING... SING ME A SONG. 276 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,143 DO IT, OR I'LL SCREAM! 277 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,019 ♪ MOVE IT IN, MOVE IT OUT ♪ 278 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:12,230 ♪ SHOVE IT IN, SHOVE IT OUT ♪ 279 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,482 ♪ DISCO LADY ♪ 280 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,067 ♪ MOVE IT IN, MOVE IT OUT ♪ 281 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,486 ♪ SHOVE IT IN, ALL ABOUT ♪ 282 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,240 WHOA. 283 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,159 WELL, JACKIE, 284 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,661 IT'S NOW 9:00, WHICH MEANS THAT EVERY SHOE STORE 285 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,204 IN THE GREATER OSHKOSH AREA 286 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:32,584 IS CLOSED FOR THE NIGHT. 287 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,794 SO... 288 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:37,422 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW? 289 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,508 HEY! LET'S GO LOOK AT THE NEW CORVETTES! 290 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:43,470 OH, YEAH! UH... 291 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:46,681 I MEAN... 292 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,808 NO. 293 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:52,437 THAT JUST SOUNDS BORING. 294 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,148 WELL... 295 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,609 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 296 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,862 I DON'T KNOW. 297 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,615 OH, WAIT. YOU KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO? 298 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,450 WE COULD, UH... 299 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,037 "PROVE OUR LOVE" TO EACH OTHER AGAIN. 300 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,538 NO, MICHAEL, 301 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,957 WE ARE NOT GOING TO... 302 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,794 "PROVE OUR LOVE" EVERY SINGLE TIME WE HAVE A CHANCE. 303 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,754 WHY NOT? 304 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,798 BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. 305 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,549 AND JUST BECAUSE WE DID IT ONCE 306 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,927 DOES NOT MEAN WE'RE EVER GOING TO DO IT AGAIN. 307 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:27,222 OKAY, WELL, NOW YOU'RE JUST TALKING CRAZY. 308 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,849 NO, MICHAEL. NO, I'M NOT. 309 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,310 AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK, MICHAEL, 310 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,812 WELL, THEN YOU'RE WRONG. 311 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,356 WELL, DAMN, JACKIE! 312 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,983 SO, I SPEND ALL NIGHT LOOKING FOR YOUR... YOUR... 313 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,860 YOUR STUPID SHOES, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO... 314 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,987 NO. 315 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,449 FINE! 316 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,120 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT? 317 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,415 [WEAKLY] YEAH. 318 00:13:57,711 --> 00:14:00,088 OKAY, LET'S DO IT. 319 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,262 CRAP! OUCH! 320 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,013 YAAH! AAH! 321 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,598 JEEZ! SHOOT! 322 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,725 MY EYE! 323 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,441 GOD... 324 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:21,860 [THUMP] IT'S SO... 325 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,027 [THUMP] CROWDED... 326 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,362 [THUMP] IN HERE! 327 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,864 [THUMP] ERIC! 328 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,783 MEET ME UNDER THE TABLE. 329 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,452 DONNA, NO. 330 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,997 NO... WELL... NO! LOOK, DONNA... 331 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,457 COME ON. UH, WAITER. WAITER? 332 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,209 UH... OKAY. 333 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,878 I'M GOING TO GO GET YOU SOME COFFEE, 334 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:43,172 SO... NO GOING UNDER THE TABLE AND NO SINGING. 335 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,675 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 336 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:53,433 PEOPLE, THE CHICKEN HERE IS EXCELLENT. 337 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,311 HEY... 338 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,771 HYDE'S HERE! 339 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,565 HI, HYDE. 340 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,902 HEY, DONNA. UH... 341 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,695 WHERE'S FORMAN? 342 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:09,532 COFFEE. 343 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:14,662 OKAY, LOOK, I'M JUST GOING TO SAY THIS, ALL RIGHT? 344 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,625 DONNA, I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU... 345 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:22,921 AND I THINK THAT YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME. 346 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,648 AND FORMAN'S GOING TO GIVE YOU HIS RING, 347 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,592 AND I HOPE THAT BEFORE YOU TAKE IT, YOU THINK ABOUT... 348 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,346 BEEP! 349 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,437 HEY, ERIC. 350 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,397 HYDE'S HERE. 351 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:45,109 ♪ HYDE-EE HYDE-EE HYDE-EE HYDE-EE ♪ 352 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,737 HEY, WE'RE ON A DATE HERE. 353 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,530 YEAH, MAN, WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE, 354 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,658 BECAUSE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE LIBRARY! 355 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:54,035 HYDE, IF SHE WANTED TO BE AT THE LIBRARY, 356 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,620 SHE'D BE AT THE LIBRARY. 357 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,579 OH, MY GOD. 358 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,289 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "OH, MY GOD"? 359 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,457 OH, MY GOD! 360 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,126 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 361 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,965 LOOK, WHEN MY DATE'S DONE PUKING... 362 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,425 YOU'D BETTER NOT BE HERE. 363 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,058 EXCUSE ME. HI. 364 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,520 CAN I GET THIS IN A DOGGIE BAG, PLEASE? 365 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,729 THANKS. 366 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,107 OH, AND I'M IN A HURRY. 367 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,989 I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU, MICHAEL. 368 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:34,534 MICHAEL AND JACKIE, JACKIE AND MICHAEL. 369 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,285 DOESN'T THAT SOUND GOOD? 370 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,496 MICHAEL AND JACKIE. 371 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,957 TRUE LOVE. ALWAYS. 372 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,835 FOREVER. 373 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,296 FOREVER? 374 00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,673 FOREVER. 375 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,341 DANCES... 376 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,010 LONG WALKS... 377 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,428 CANDLES... 378 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,846 FLOWERS... 379 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,348 BABIES! HOUSE. 380 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,976 SHACKLE. CHAIN. 381 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,769 DESPAIR. PRISON. 382 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,187 DEATH! 383 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,773 OHH... 384 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,653 NNN... 385 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,240 JONATHAN SEAGULL DISCOVERED... 386 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,658 THAT BOREDOM... 387 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:16,993 FEAR! 388 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,411 AND ANGER... 389 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,414 ARE THE REASONS A GULL'S LIFE IS SO SHORT, 390 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,541 AND WITH THIS GONE FROM HIS THOUGHT, 391 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,044 HE LIVED A LOOONG... 392 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,630 FINE LIFE INDEED! 393 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,717 BRAVO! 394 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,302 MMMWAH! 395 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,512 ISN'T SHE A HOT TOMATO? 396 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,764 OH, JEEZ... 397 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,099 TO THE LOVEMAKING. 398 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,935 OOH! HEE HEE... 399 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:46,105 WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME. 400 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,607 MY GOD! 401 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,359 SHH! SHH! SHH! 402 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,237 OKAY, THEY'RE GONE. 403 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,032 THEY USED TO BE NORMAL. 404 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,034 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THEM? 405 00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,452 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 406 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,414 HOW CAN SHE NOT EAT MEAT? THAT CAN'T BE HEALTHY. 407 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,084 REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO GO ON VACATION TOGETHER? 408 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,045 BOB AND I USED TO GO FISHING, DRINK BEERS... 409 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,297 I MEAN, WE USED TO HAVE FUN WITH THEM. 410 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,966 NOW THEY'RE INTO EVERY FAD THERE IS. 411 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,510 THINGS CHANGE, KITTY. 412 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,304 WELL, WE DON'T. 413 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,807 WELL... 414 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,392 WE DON'T HAVE TO. 415 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:28,231 WE'RE CLASSIC. 416 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,401 YOU KNOW... 417 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:38,574 MIDGE WASN'T WEARING A BRA TONIGHT. 418 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,451 YEAH. 419 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:45,790 BOB WASN'T WEARING UNDERWEAR. 420 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,713 THANKS FOR, UH, HOLDING MY HAIR WHEN I WAS... 421 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,215 OH. 422 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,508 JUST... 423 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,928 THANKS FOR MISSING MY SHOES. 424 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:02,098 WELL, I, UH... I GUESS I BLEW OUR BIG NIGHT. 425 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,891 NO, NO. 426 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,101 LOOK, IT'S COOL. 427 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,869 I MEAN, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BLOW IT, 428 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,146 AND THEN... I MEAN, YOU TOTALLY BLEW IT, 429 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,064 SO, I MEAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 430 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,552 YOU KNOW, BY TELLING ME I BLEW IT, 431 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,485 YOU BASICALLY JUST BLEW IT, SO... 432 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,821 AND I WAS DOING SO GOOD HERE, WITH THE... 433 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,783 JACKET AND THE COFFEE, HOLDING YOUR HAIR BACK. 434 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,661 I WAS SO IN. 435 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,247 YOU'RE STILL IN. 436 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,015 LOOK, DONNA, I WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND, 437 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,292 AND YOU'RE ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT. 438 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,211 WILL YOU WEAR MY CLASS RING? 439 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,462 YES. 440 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:37,842 YES? 441 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,054 YOU KNOW... 442 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,639 WHY DON'T WE KISS ON THAT LATER? 443 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,183 OH, RIGHT. VOMITING. 444 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,685 YEAH. YEAH. 445 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,479 NO, WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 446 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,023 I DON'T CARE. 447 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,650 YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND. 448 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,200 SO, FORMAN, MAN... 449 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,911 I'M SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT WITH DONNA. 450 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,499 AND FOR TAKING YOUR DINNER. 451 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,002 SO, ARE WE COOL, MAN? 452 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,088 YEAH, MAN. 453 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,965 WE'VE GOT TO BE. 454 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,467 LOOK, WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE KINDERGARTEN. 455 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,887 NO GIRL'S GOING TO COME BETWEEN US. 456 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,847 THAT'S GREAT, MAN. 457 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,558 SO, UM... 458 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,727 IF DONNA EVER BREAKS UP WITH YOU 459 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,355 AND STARTS DATING ME, ARE WE STILL FRIENDS? 460 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,860 NO. 461 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,447 TONIGHT... [SNIFFLES] 462 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,992 I LEARNED THERE'S A PRICE TO BE PAID FOR DOING IT. 463 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,411 SHE SAID, "FOREVER," MAN, 464 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,623 AND I THINK SHE MEANT IT. 465 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,042 THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH FEELS LIKE COTTON, 466 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,879 AS IF COTTON WAS IN MY MOUTH. 467 00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,508 ALSO, MAN, WOMEN ARE LIKE MUFFINS, OKAY? 468 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:01,996 AND ONCE YOU'VE HAD A MUFFIN, MAN, 469 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:05,346 YOU'LL PUT UP WITH ANYTHING TO HAVE ANOTHER MUFFIN. 470 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,390 AND THEY KNOW THAT. 471 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,643 NOW SHE REALLY OWNS YOU, MAN. 472 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,770 HYDE. 473 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,606 YOU SURE KNOW A LOT ABOUT WOMEN, 474 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,108 BUT, I MEAN... 475 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,778 YOU NEVER REALLY HAD A STEADY GIRLFRIEND, SO... 476 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,614 WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 477 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,241 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT, FORMAN. 478 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,285 MY MIND IS PURE, MAN! 479 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,787 I DON'T FALL VICTIM TO THE FEMALE RACE! 480 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,205 I'M HERE, 481 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,957 SANS GIRLFRIEND, 482 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,084 TO HELP YOU GUYS OUT. 483 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,965 THEN I HAVE A QUESTION, HYDE. 484 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:45,136 HOW MUCH MASTURBATION IS TOO MUCH? 485 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:49,181 NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH, FEZ. 486 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:55,104 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING 487 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,153 HOW DID IT GO? 488 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,323 IT WAS GREAT. 489 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,909 GOTCHA. MOM... 490 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,329 ANYBODY MENTION HOW NICE THAT SPORT COAT WAS? 491 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,496 DONNA. 492 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:13,664 HEY, THERE YOU GO. 493 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,374 SO YOU HAD FUN, HUH? 494 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,960 YEAH, DAD. THANKS. 495 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,713 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT A CHUNK OF CARROT ON YOUR SHOE THERE. 496 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,381 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 497 00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:23,883 YEAH, DAD. THANKS. 498 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,731 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE