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MY FIRST PROM TUX, HUH?

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COME ON, GUYS.
DIG THE CRUSHED VELVET.

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ERIC, YOU LOOK LIKE A PIMP.

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YOU KNOW, FORMAN,
PROM NIGHT COULD BE

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A VERY SPECIAL NIGHT
FOR YOU AND DONNA.

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THIS COULD BE THE BIGGEST
NIGHT OF OUR LIVES.

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I MEAN, DONNA AND I COULD GO...

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TO THE PROM.

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NO, FEZ, ALL THE WAY.

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ALL THE WAY...

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TO THE PROM.

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KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?

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YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY
RENT A MOTEL ROOM.

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OH, YEAH, THAT'S SPONTANEOUS.

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WHAT?

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LOOK, IF THIS NIGHT
IS AS BIG AS I THINK,

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I WANT IT TO BE
VERY, VERY SPECIAL,

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BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE
THE FIRST TIME

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FOR BOTH OF US.

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OH, YOU SILLY VIRGINS.

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ANYWAY, THIS IS
HOW I PICTURED IT.

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WELL, HERE WE ARE...
WALKING ON THE BEACH...

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AND NOW WE'RE GONNA DO IT.

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YES, YES.

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ISN'T IT SPONTANEOUS?

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EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT GOT ME.

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AH, THAT WAS NICE.

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BUT IF I PLAN IT OUT,
IT WON'T BE NICE, IT'LL BE...

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GOOD EVENING.

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DID YOU BRING THE FORMS?

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YES, I DID.

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HERE'S THE GUARANTEE
OF FOREPLAY,

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SIGNED, INITIALED, NOTARIZED.

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VERY WELL.

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AS YOU KNOW, I'M ON THE PILL,

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SO HERE IS YOUR COPY OF
THE PROPHYLACTIC WAIVER.

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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE
A DEAL HERE.

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I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO CONSUMMATION.

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EXCELLENT. THANK YOU.

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FORMAN, IF YOU
DON'T GET A MOTEL,

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IT'S GONNA BE MORE LIKE THIS.

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YOU'RE HOME ALREADY?
IT'S NOT EVEN 10:00.

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YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PLAN, DID YOU?

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KITTY, HE'S HOME ALREADY.

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ALREADY?

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OH, ERIC, YOU'RE JUST
SUCH A LOSER.

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HE IS, ISN'T HE?

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[LAUGHING]

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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪

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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪

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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪

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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪

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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪

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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪

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♪ OH, YEAH ♪

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING

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HELLO, WISCONSIN!

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ARE YOU READY TO ROCK AND ROLL?

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KITTY, I AM SO MAD AT BOB.

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I'M TRYING TO IMPROVE MYSELF,
AND HE WON'T LET ME.

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PLUS, HE SAYS MY IDEAS
ARE STUPID.

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OH WELL, NOW, THAT'S THE POT

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CALLING THE KETTLE
BLACK, ISN'T IT?

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I'LL SAY, WHAT? WHAT?

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GOOD COFFEE.

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YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, MIDGE,

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BUT I REALLY
HAVE TO GET TO WORK.

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GOSH DARN IT, I WANT A JOB!

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YOU KNOW, MIDGE,

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HAVING A JOB IS NOT ALL
IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.

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WORKING AT THE HOSPITAL
IS VERY HARD WORK.

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BUT I DON'T WANT
ONE OF THOSE JOBS.

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I WANT A FUN JOB.

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OKAY, WELL, EVEN WITH A FUN JOB,

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YOU STILL HAVE TO DEAL
WITH YOUR BOSS.

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YEAH, RIGHT.
I'LL GET A JOB AS A BOSS.

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WELL, NOW, THAT IS
A SHARP PLAN, MIDGE.

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YOU JUST LET ME KNOW
HOW THAT GOES.

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OKAY, GUYS, GUESS WHO'S TAKING
PAM MACY TO THE PROM?

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ANYONE WITH A QUARTER?

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ME!

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DAMN, AND I HAD A QUARTER!

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HEY, KELSO, YOU'RE
NOT TAKING JACKIE?

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NO WAY, MAN. JACKIE DUMPED ME.

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HEY, I CAN TAKE JACKIE.

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DO IT, FEZ, AND
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.

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WELL, WELL, WELL.

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LOOK WHO SUDDENLY CARES.

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OW. WHY DID YOU HIT ME?

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THAT WAS SARCASM.

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YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME SICK
WITH ALL YOUR PROM TALK.

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PROMS ARE STUPID.

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HYDE, WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW?

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YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO ONE.

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WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN
TO THE DENTIST EITHER,

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BUT I DON'T NEED TO GO
TO KNOW IT'S LAME.

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OH, I KNOW WHO I CAN
ASK TO THE PROM.

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OH BOY! WHO, FEZ?

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THE LUCKY LADY IS...
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

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FEZ, YOU CAN'T TAKE
A TEACHER TO THE PROM.

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WHY NOT?

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SHE'S ALWAYS WRITING SEXY
COMMENTS ON MY HOMEWORK.

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"NICE JOB." "GOOD EFFORT."

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"SEE ME." "I LOVE YOU."

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OKAY, I MADE THE LAST ONE UP.

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BUT THE OTHER ONES WERE REAL.

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THESE ARE THE SHOES
I'M WEARING TO THE PROM.

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AREN'T THEY COOL?

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OH MY GOD, I WAS
GONNA GET NEW SHOES...

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EXCEPT MICHAEL DIDN'T ASK ME.

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YOU LIKE MY PROM DRESS, RIGHT?

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OH MY GOD.

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I WAS GONNA GET
A NEW PROM DRESS...

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EXCEPT MICHAEL DIDN'T ASK ME.

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I'M SO NERVOUS ABOUT THE PROM.

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I THINK IT'S GONNA BE
THE NIGHT THAT ERIC AND I...

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YOU KNOW.

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OH MY GOSH, THAT'S
WHEN MICHAEL AND I

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WERE GONNA DO IT
FOR THE FIRST TIME.

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JACKIE, YOU AND KELSO
DID IT, LIKE, 2 MONTHS AGO

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AND LIKE, 30 TIMES AFTER THAT.

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YEAH, BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
OUR FIRST TIME AT A PROM.

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EXCEPT MICHAEL DIDN'T ASK ME.

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JACKIE, YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM.

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I KNOW. ISN'T IT SAD?

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LOOK, JUST ASK KELSO
TO GO WITH YOU.

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GOD, NO. THIS IS THE PROM.

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THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR
STUPID FEMINIST CRAP.

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HELLO, MICHAEL.

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HELLO, JACKIE.

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I'M JUST OVER HERE
HELPING DONNA GET READY

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FOR THE PROM, BECAUSE
ERIC AND DONNA

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ARE GOING TO THE PROM.

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YES, WE ARE.

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I'M GOING TO THE PROM.

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I'M TAKING PAM MACY.

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OH, THE THING.

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OH.

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WELL, I HAVE A DATE TOO.

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WHO IS IT? WHAT'S HIS NAME?

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HIS NAME IS... NOT IMPORTANT.

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WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS
HE'S BETTER THAN YOU

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IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY.

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DAMN, JACKIE,
THAT COULD BE ANYBODY!

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[SIGHS]

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HMM.

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JACKIE, IF I ASKED YOU
WHAT'S WRONG,

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WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?

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IT'S THE PROM.

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STUPID MICHAEL'S
TAKING STUPID PAM MACY,

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AND I DON'T HAVE A DATE,
BUT I TOLD HIM I DID.

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I'M A COMPLETE LOSER.

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[LAUGHING]

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NO, YOU'RE NOT.

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IT'S JUST THAT, I THOUGHT
HE WAS GONNA ASK ME,

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AND NOW EVERYONE WHO'S
ANYONE IS ALREADY GOING.

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OH, THAT IS SO TRUE.

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HOW ABOUT YOU?
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING.

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[GASPS] YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING!

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OH, AND I BET
YOU CLEAN UP REAL GOOD.

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WELL, I DO, BUT I WON'T.

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SEE, THAT'S
A BIG PART OF WHO I AM.

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LOOK, I KNOW WE'VE HAD
OUR DIFFERENCES, BUT...

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JACKIE, WE'VE HAD
NOTHING BUT DIFFERENCES.

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IN FACT, DON'T WE KIND
OF HATE EACH OTHER?

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YES, BUT THIS IS THE PROM!

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[SOBBING]

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JACKIE, DON'T. STOP.

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STOP CRYING. STOP IT.

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LOOK, DO YOU WANNA GO
TO THE PROM?

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YES.

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♪♪♪

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♪ SLOW RIDE ♪

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♪ TAKE IT EASY ♪

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THE GYM LOOKS LIKE...

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WELL, THE GYM WITH STREAMERS,

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BUT IT'S NICE.

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YEAH.

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THIS IS GONNA BE
AN INCREDIBLE NIGHT.

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REALLY INCREDIBLE.

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WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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NOTHING.

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OKAY, THEN ME NEITHER.

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HEY, GUYS.

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PAM, THIS IS ERIC AND DONNA.

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WE HAVE OUR BIOLOGY
CLASS TOGETHER.

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BIOLOGY?

189
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YEAH.

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SEE, PAM DOESN'T LIKE
TO TALK ABOUT SCHOOL.

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ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?

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NO.

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I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

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MY GOD, KELSO, YOU BROUGHT
HER INSTEAD OF JACKIE.

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HEY, I LOVE HER.

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NO, YOU DON'T.

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OKAY, I DON'T.

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SEE, BUT JACKIE'S
GONNA BE REALLY JEALOUS.

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GOOD EVENING, KIDS.
SO, IS EVERYONE HAVING FUN?

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00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,854
WHY, YES, WE ARE, MISS KAVINSKY.

201
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THERE YOU ARE, DIANE.

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I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.

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SHALL WE DANCE?

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I'M NOT GOING TO DANCE
WITH YOU, FEZ.

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ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?

206
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:15,382
(EDNA) THEY'RE ALL
GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!

207
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:16,549
SHUT UP, MA!

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YOU'RE MAKING THE NIGHT
TOO DAMN SPECIAL!

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HEY.

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00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,145
WOW, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

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00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,815
OH MY GOD. SO DO YOU.

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00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:36,027
UM, DO YOU WANT ME TO GO
INSIDE AND MEET YOUR...

213
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NO, NO, TRUST ME, SHE'S LOVELY.

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00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,741
LET'S JUST GO, ALL RIGHT?

215
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,411
IS THAT FOR ME?

216
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:47,247
OH YEAH, HERE.
I GOT THIS FOR YOU.

217
00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:52,502
OH GOD, STEVE,
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

218
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,962
YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE
EXPERIENCE HAS TAUGHT ME

219
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THAT YOU DON'T NEED MICHAEL
TO GO TO THE PROM.

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I CAN GO WITH ANYONE...

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EVEN YOU.

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00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,931
THANKS.

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00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,645
OKAY, LET'S NOT DO THAT.

224
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SORRY, UM, I HAVE
MY DAD'S LINCOLN.

225
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WILL YOU DRIVE?

226
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,862
YEAH, HE'S GOT INSURANCE, RIGHT?

227
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:23,158
WAIT, I DON'T CARE. LET'S GO.

228
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I'VE DECIDED WHAT
KIND OF BUSINESS

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I'M GONNA OPEN.

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WHAT'S THE ONE THING PEOPLE
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?

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OXYGEN.

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NO.

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NO, NO, NO, THAT'S TRUE.

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00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,386
BUT IT'S NOT WHAT I'M SELLING,

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SO KEEP GUESSING.

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LEMONADE?

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00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,684
UH-UH. GIVE UP?

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I'M ABOUT TO.

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GREETING CARDS.

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[LAUGHING]

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00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,823
GOOD WINE.

242
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:10,121
♪ I'M NOT ALONE... ♪

243
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,749
THIS IS SUCH A GREAT NIGHT.

244
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,418
YEAH.

245
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:18,171
IT'S TOO BAD OUR PARENTS
AREN'T OUT OF TOWN

246
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:23,927
SO WE'D HAVE SOMEPLACE TO GO...

247
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:26,596
FOR AFTER.

248
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:31,351
YEAH, LIKE... A MOTEL ROOM.

249
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:36,105
YEAH, THAT WOULD
HAVE BEEN GREAT.

250
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:39,692
REALLY? 'CAUSE I GOT ONE.

251
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:43,446
DID YOU PLAN ON TELLING ME?

252
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:47,450
NO.

253
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,203
WELL, IT'S BETTER
THAT YOU DIDN'T

254
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,664
'CAUSE THEN IT WOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN SPONTANEOUS.

255
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:57,126
SPONT... OH, YOU ARE
SO THE GIRL FOR ME.

256
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,380
LET'S GO.

257
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,424
OKAY.

258
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,223
WHY SO GLUM, FEZ?

259
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:14,310
WELL, MRS. CLARK, YOU MAY BE
GOOD AT TEACHING THE MUSIC,

260
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:17,897
BUT YOU CANNOT HELP ME
IN THE WAYS OF LOVE.

261
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,483
FEZ, HAS SOMEONE GOT YOU DOWN?

262
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,570
SO FAR DOWN, MRS. CLARK.

263
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,417
HERE'S A LITTLE DITTY
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.

264
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,949
MAYBE IT'LL HELP. HIT IT.

265
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:34,163
[PIANO PLAYING]

266
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,458
♪ FIRST I WAS AFRAID,
I WAS PETRIFIED ♪

267
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,669
♪ I KEPT THINKING
I COULD NEVER LIVE ♪

268
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,671
♪ WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE ♪

269
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,840
♪ BUT THEN I SPENT
SO MANY NIGHTS ♪

270
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,675
♪ THINKING HOW
YOU DID ME WRONG ♪

271
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,802
♪ AND I GREW STRONG ♪

272
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,679
♪ AND I LEARNED
HOW TO GET ALONG ♪

273
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,806
♪ SO NOW YOU'RE BACK ♪

274
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,850
♪ FROM OUTER SPACE ♪

275
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,643
♪ I JUST WALKED IN
TO FIND YOU HERE ♪

276
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,854
♪ WITH THAT SAD LOOK
UPON YOUR FACE ♪

277
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,939
♪ I SHOULDA CHANGED
THAT STUPID LOCK ♪

278
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,317
♪ I SHOULDA MADE
YOU LEAVE YOUR KEY ♪

279
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,277
♪ IF I'D A KNOWN
FOR JUST ONE SECOND ♪

280
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,029
♪ YOU'D BE BACK TO BOTHER ME ♪

281
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,239
♪ GO ON, NOW, GO ♪

282
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,199
♪ WALK OUT THE DOOR ♪

283
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,327
♪ JUST TURN AROUND NOW ♪

284
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:15,330
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT
WELCOME ANYMORE ♪

285
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,415
♪ WEREN'T YOU THE ONE
WHO TRIED TO HURT ME ♪

286
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,833
♪ WITH GOOD-BYE? ♪

287
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,668
♪ YOU THINK I'D CRUMBLE? ♪

288
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,462
♪ YOU THINK I'D LAY DOWN
AND DIE? ♪

289
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,839
♪ OH NO, NOT I ♪

290
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,717
♪ I WILL SURVIVE ♪

291
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:34,182
♪♪♪

292
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,021
MIDGE, YOU DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING

293
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,481
ABOUT HAVING A BUSINESS.

294
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,232
BUT THERE'S NO RISK, BOB.

295
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,567
WHY NOT?

296
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,737
BECAUSE IT'S YOUR MONEY.

297
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,952
KITTY, DON'T YOU THINK
I SHOULD HAVE

298
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,079
MY OWN CARD SHOP?

299
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,997
MIDGIE, HOLD ON.

300
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,166
I THINK I HAVE
A DYNAMITE SOLUTION.

301
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,584
REALLY?

302
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,670
OH YEAH...

303
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,172
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.

304
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,924
SO I WANT YOU TO HAVE
ANOTHER BABY

305
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,468
AND STOP BUGGING ME.

306
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,054
OH BOB, NO.

307
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,899
SO HOW MUCH THIS WHOLE SETUP
GONNA COST YOU, BOB?

308
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,067
PLENTY.

309
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,195
BUT I FIGURE IT'LL BE
CHEAPER THAN A DIVORCE.

310
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,242
WE'LL SEE.

311
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,291
AND NOW HERE WE ARE.

312
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,836
THIS IS SO ROMANTIC.

313
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,925
HEY, IT'S FORMAN AND DONNA,
AND THEY'RE GONNA DO IT!

314
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,887
[CHANTING]
FORMAN, FORMAN, FORMAN!

315
00:16:55,055 --> 00:17:01,811
FORMAN, FORMAN, FORMAN!
FORMAN, FORMAN, FORMAN!

316
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:05,273
[CHEERING]

317
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,320
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THOSE GUYS ARE JUST JERKS.

318
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,948
HEY, I FORGOT ABOUT 'EM ALREADY.

319
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,832
HANG ON, HANG ON.
BIG STAIN, BIG STAIN.

320
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,297
I'M JUST GONNA GO GRAB A TOWEL.

321
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,507
OKAY.

322
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,138
OH, GOOD GOD!

323
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,351
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY THEY'RE
MORE SCARED OF YOU

324
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,146
THAN YOU ARE OF THEM, MICE.

325
00:17:58,535 --> 00:17:59,535
YOU KNOW, DONNA,

326
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:03,206
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MOMENT,
LIKE, A THOUSAND TIMES.

327
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,125
ME TOO.

328
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,048
(MALE OUTSIDE) ONE, TWO, THREE!

329
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,509
[CRASHING]

330
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:18,596
[KIDS CHEERING]

331
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,205
HEY, WHEN YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT THIS MOMENT,

332
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,148
WAS IT LIKE THIS?

333
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,275
NOT REALLY.

334
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,071
YOU KNOW, I WAS HAVING
A PRETTY GOOD TIME

335
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,324
AT THE PROM.

336
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,035
ME TOO.

337
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,248
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

338
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,666
OKAY.

339
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:52,088
UM, DONNA, WHAT IF THIS
IS OUR ONLY CHANCE?

340
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,926
IT WON'T BE.

341
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,887
OKAY.

342
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,605
IT'S JUST THAT I ALWAYS PICTURED

343
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,774
MICHAEL AND I
TOGETHER AT THE PROM.

344
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,382
THAT'S THE WAY IT
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE,

345
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,111
YOU KNOW?

346
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,947
YEAH, I KNOW.

347
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,409
WELL, HEY, PAM'S BUTT
LOOKS REALLY BIG

348
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,995
IN THAT DRESS.

349
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,122
NO, IT DOESN'T.

350
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:30,168
YEAH. NO, IT DOESN'T.

351
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,461
BUT THANK YOU.

352
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:35,339
UM, DO YOU MIND
IF WE JUST SIT DOWN?

353
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,092
YEAH, OKAY, I'LL GO
GRAB SOME PUNCH.

354
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:46,851
HYDE, YOU BROUGHT
JACKIE TO THE PROM?

355
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,477
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND,

356
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,104
AND YOU DOGGED ME!

357
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,691
HEY, SHE CRIED, MAN.

358
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:58,029
WELL, IS SHE HAVING A GOOD TIME?

359
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,784
'CAUSE SHE LOOKS REAL PRETTY.

360
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,703
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, YOU BIG BABY.

361
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,372
SHE WANTS TO BE WITH YOU,
AND YOU WANNA BE WITH HER.

362
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,020
SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP
WHINING ABOUT IT

363
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,667
AND JUST GO BE WITH EACH OTHER?

364
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,545
'CAUSE THE WHOLE THING
SICKENS ME.

365
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,049
BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH PAM?

366
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,177
[SIGHS]

367
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,763
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF PAM.

368
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,273
EXCUSE ME, PAM?

369
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,319
HI, HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN THE BACK SEAT

370
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,863
OF A LINCOLN CONTINENTAL?

371
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,658
LOTS OF TIMES.

372
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,743
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SEE ANOTHER ONE?

373
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,745
SURE.

374
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,872
THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S GREAT.

375
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,634
JACKIE?

376
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,094
MICHAEL?

377
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,720
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

378
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,515
YOU LOOK REALLY HANDSOME.

379
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,267
I MISS YOU.

380
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,727
I MISS YOU TOO.

381
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:22,738
♪ LORD KNOWS, I CAN'T CHANGE ♪

382
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:27,076
♪ NO, LORD, I CAN'T CHANGE ♪

383
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,538
♪ WON'T YOU FLY? ♪

384
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:34,000
♪ FREE BIRD ♪

385
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:40,047
♪♪♪

386
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:11,120
ERIC, PLEASE MAY I HAVE
YOUR MOTEL ROOM KEY, PLEASE?

387
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,832
FEZ, I'M NOT GOING
TO A MOTEL WITH YOU.

388
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
YES, AND YOU ALSO SAID YOU
WOULD NOT DANCE WITH ME.

389
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,502
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391
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:24,467
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