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WOW, THANKS, MRS. FORMAN.

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YOU KNOW, WE NEVER HAD
WAFFLES AT MY HOUSE.

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MY MOM ALWAYS SAID
A WAFFLE IRON WAS A LUXURY,

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LIKE PILLOW CASES OR...
NOT GETTING HIT.

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MAN, THIS IS SO COOL.

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WELL, YOU ARE WELCOME, STEVEN.

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SEE, ERIC?
I TOLD YOU I WAS COOL.

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ERIC...

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DID YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER
THAT SHE'S NOT COOL?

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WHAT? WELL, I...

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WELL, STOP TELLING YOUR MOTHER
THAT SHE'S NOT COOL.

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FINE. MOM, YOU'RE SUPER FLY.

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THANKS, HONEY.

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STEVEN, WOULD YOU
LIKE MAPLE SYRUP

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OR BLUEBERRY SYRUP?

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YOU HAVE SYRUP?

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MAN, I LOVE IT HERE.

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AND WE LOVE
HAVING YOU HERE, MAN.

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YOU'RE LIKE
THE BROTHER I NEVER HAD.

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I MEAN, I HAVE A SISTER,
BUT I HATE HER.

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SO, THIS IS GREAT.

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ERIC, AFTER BREAKFAST
I WANT YOU TO RAKE THE YARD.

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BUT... BUT DAD, I WAS GONNA...

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I'LL DO IT.

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OKAY, STEVEN.

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OH, MY GOD...

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I LOVE MY NEW BROTHER!

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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪

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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪

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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪

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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪

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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪

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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪

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♪ OH, YEAH ♪♪

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING

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HELLO, WISCONSIN!

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HEY, KITTY,
LOOK WHO'S BACK IN TOWN.

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OH MY GOD!

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OHH...

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BULL MACCRAKEN, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE IN CHICAGO.

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NOPE. I CAME BACK TO POINT PLACE

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TO STEAL YOU AWAY FROM
THIS OLD S.O.B.

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HEY, BULL, YOU STILL, UH,
YOU STILL WITH WENDY?

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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I GOT MARRIED.

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WENDY WAS A COUPLE DOZEN
LADIES AGO.

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WELL, NOW, BOY,
THAT IS A LOT OF LADIES.

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HEY, YOU REMEMBER WHEN
OUR DESTROYER GOT STRAFED,

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AND YOU GOT FOUR CHUNKS OF HOT
SHRAPNEL RIGHT IN THE KNEE?

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FIVE. I STILL LIMP
WHEN IT RAINS.

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YEAH...

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GREAT TIMES!

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OH, THE GREATEST.

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[CANDY POPPING]

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IT IS POPPING.

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HELP ME, IT IS
POPPING IN MY MOUTH!

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FEZ, FEZ, THEY'RE POP ROCKS.

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OKAY? THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.

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THEY POP.

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HEY, JACKIE,

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YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL

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TO DO WITH THESE IN YOUR MOUTH?

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OH, HEY, DONNA,
LOOK, EVERYONE'S HERE...

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AND I THOUGHT WE'D BE ALL ALONE.

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PHEW.

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OH, I GET IT.

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THEY WANT TO MAKE-OUT.

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PSST, FOR HER PLEASURE.

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WELL, IF I CANNOT
WATCH THEM MAKE-OUT,

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CAN I WATCH YOU TWO MAKE-OUT?

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YEAH, SURE.

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MICHAEL!

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I MEAN, NO, FEZ.

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WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,

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BUT MCHALE'S NAVY MAKES ME
FEEL EXTRA SEXY.

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WHATEVER.

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HEY, TAKE IT OUTSIDE.

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I GOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK HERE,
FRENCHIE.

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[LAUGHS]

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GOOD ONE.

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NOW, GET OUT.

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NO, I'M SERIOUS, MAN.

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YOUR MOM JUST FOUND OUT
I FAILED A TEST.

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DID SHE YELL AT YOU?

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NO...

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BUT SHE SAID SHE WAS
REALLY DISAPPOINTED.

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AND THEN, BEFORE
I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING,

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I TOLD HER I'D TRY HARDER.

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NO.

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YEAH.

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OH, OKAY, NOW, HERE,

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I BROUGHT YOU A SANDWICH
TO HELP YOU STUDY.

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OH, THANKS, MRS. FORMAN.

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ERIC, STEVEN IS STUDYING.
DON'T BOTHER HIM.

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WHY DON'T YOU AND DONNA
GO UP TO YOUR BEDROOM?

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OKAY.

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I MEAN, NO, NO, BAD IDEA.

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JUST GO OUTSIDE TO A
WELL-LIT, SUPERVISED AREA

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AND TALK POLITELY
LIKE DECENT YOUNG ADULTS.

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GEE WHIZ,
THAT SOUNDS SUPER, MOM!

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Midge: HERE'S A CRAZY IDEA,

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WHY DON'T YOU DO
THE DISHES, BOB?!

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Bob: WHY DON'T I DO THE DISHES?!
I WORK ALL DAY!

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Midge: WELL, I MEDITATE ALL DAY.

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Bob: WHY DON'T YOU MEDITATE OVER
THE SINK AND WASH THE DISHES?!

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DONNA, WILL YOU TELL YOUR
FATHER HE'S A JACKASS?!

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DONNA, YOUR MOTHER WAS FINE

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UNTIL SHE MET THOSE FEMINISTS
AND STARTED THINKIN'.

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WELL, EXCUSE ME, BOB,
BUT I'M NOT HAPPY!

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REALLY? REALLY?
WELL, I'M ECSTATIC!

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YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, ERIC.

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BECAUSE IT'S ALL FUN WHEN
YOU'RE MAKING OUT ON THE COUCH,

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BUT THEN THEY GET
BIGGER AND... BITCHIER!

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NO OFFENSE, HONEY.

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YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET
BITCHIER, ARE YOU?

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SHUT UP.

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OH... NO.

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WELL, BULL, I CAN'T BELIEVE

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YOU FINALLY SETTLED DOWN
WITH A NICE GIRL.

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OH, WELL, HE MAY HAVE
SETTLED DOWN ALL RIGHT,

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BUT I'M NOT THAT NICE.

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YOU KNOW, RED,
I NOTICED IN THE PAPER

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THAT YOUR PLANT'S CLOSING DOWN.

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YEAH, WE CAN'T COMPETE
WITH THOSE DAMN FOREIGN CARS.

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I TELL YA, IF I HAD
SEEN THIS COMING,

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I'D HAVE SHOT A LITTLE
STRAIGHTER DURING THE WAR.

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YOU KNOW, I'M OPENING
ANOTHER HOT TUB STORE

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RIGHT HERE IN POINT PLACE.

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AND I'M TELLING YOU, PAL,

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YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT A JOB
WITH ME IF YOU WANT IT.

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I DON'T KNOW, THOUGH, BULL.

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YOU KNOW, UH...

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THIS THING'S PRETTY HOT.

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THAT JET JUST HIT ME
RIGHT IN THE KEISTER.

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YEAH, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
SOME PEOPLE LIKE THAT.

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COME ON, EASE BACK
ON THE HOOCH THERE, KITTY.

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YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE LOOSE.

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OH, I AM JUST...
I AM JUST HAPPY.

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IT'S LIKE A BATH...
ONLY IT'S OUTSIDE.

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IT'S FUN!

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YOU GOT A REAL NICE SET-UP HERE.

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I SURE DO LIKE THAT
CORVETTE OF YOURS.

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OH, YEAH, I BABY THAT THING.

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YOU REMEMBER WHEN
WE GOT BACK FROM KOREA,

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WE WERE BOTH GONNA BUY 'EM?

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YEAH.

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I NEVER DID GET THAT CORVETTE.

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WE GOT 2 KIDS INSTEAD.

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KIDS, THAT'S GREAT.

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YEAH.

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I SURE DID WANT THAT CORVETTE.

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OKAY, YOU'RE DONE
CLEANING THE GARAGE.

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LET'S PLAY SOME BALL!

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HANG ON, MAN, I GOT
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH.

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YOU KNOW, HYDE,
SEEING YOU WORK HARD

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AND TAKE PRIDE IN WHAT YOU DO...

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I LOST A LOT
OF RESPECT FOR YOU, MAN.

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YOU USED TO BE MY HERO.

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MY LAZY AMERICAN HERO.

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DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, HYDE.

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I THINK IT'S GREAT
YOU'RE DOING ALL MY CHORES.

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WHOA, ERIC,
GREAT JOB ON THE GARAGE.

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THANKS.

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HYDE DID IT.

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YEAH, WELL, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

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IT'S ACTUALLY CLEAN.

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NICE GOING.

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THANKS, RED.

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WHAT DID YOU DO?

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I...

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LOVE YOU?

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WELL... I LOVE YOU, TOO.

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DINNER, KIDS!

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OKAY, NOW, THAT WAS BULL ON THE
PHONE AND HE HAS INVITED US

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TO A PARTY ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

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YEAH.

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WHAT'S WRONG?

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WELL, IT'S JUST THAT...

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I LOOK AT WHAT BULL HAS,
AND I LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE,

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AND I WONDER IF I MADE
A FEW WRONG TURNS, KITTY.

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WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL GET
A FRESH START WORKING FOR BULL.

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YEAH.

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I MEAN, I FOUGHT FOR MY COUNTRY.

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I DESERVE A CORVETTE.

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OKAY, HERE WE ALL ARE.

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SO, HONEY, HOW DID YOU DO
ON YOUR HISTORY PAPER?

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OH, WELL, HISTORY...

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OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

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I WAS TALKING TO STEVEN.

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WELL, I MUST SAY, ALL THAT
STUDYING REALLY PAID OFF.

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OH, YEAH?
WHAT DID YOU GET, A "D"?

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NO.

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A C-MINUS.

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YAY!

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WAY TO GO!

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I GO A "B."

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00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,196
YOU COULDN'T GET AN "A"?

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OH HONEY, DON'T LISTEN
TO YOUR FATHER. YOU DID SUPER.

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AND STEVEN, YOU DID SUPER-DUPER.

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WHY DOES HE GET A "DUPER"?

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BECAUSE...
WE EXPECT MORE FROM YOU.

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GIVE ME A BREAK, FORMAN.

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I DON'T HAVE A MOMMY.

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DON'T SWEAT IT, ERIC.

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YOU CAN ONLY BE AS SMART
AS GOD MADE YOU...

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OR DIDN'T.

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ALL RIGHT, LAURIE, DIDN'T YOU
JUST FLUNK OUT OF COLLEGE?

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HEY, GET BENT, TWERP!

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WEAR A BRA!

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CAN WE PLEASE NOT FIGHT?

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CAN YOU PLEASE NOT SUCK?

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GOOD ONE, ERIC.

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THANK YOU.

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00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:53,943
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY SHUT UP!

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NOW, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A NICE DINNER.

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ERIC... YOU TRY TO BE
MORE LIKE STEVEN.

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00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:12,045
♪♪♪

217
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,715
HEY, WHERE'S HYDE?

218
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,510
MOM AND DAD
ARE GIVING HIM A BATH.

219
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,136
NO, REALLY.

220
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,304
I DON'T KNOW. WHO CARES?

221
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:24,140
SHUT UP, I'M WATCHING TV.
I HATE YOU.

222
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:25,388
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, RIGHT?

223
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,686
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
NUMBER ONE ANYMORE.

224
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:28,603
WELL, IF I'M NOT NUMBER ONE,

225
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,855
GUESS WHO'S NUMBER 3?

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00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,774
Announcer: SO, YOUR
PARENTS HAVE BROUGHT

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00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:37,028
A NEW BUNDLE OF JOY
INTO YOUR HOME.

228
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:40,865
AND YOU MIGHT FEEL LIKE YOUR
PARENTS DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE,

229
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,534
BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE.

230
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,161
THEY SIMPLY LOVE YOU LESS.

231
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:51,960
YOU SEE, YOUR PARENTS ONLY HAVE
SO MUCH LOVE TO GO AROUND.

232
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,294
HERE'S HOW YOUR PARENTS' LOVE

233
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:57,215
WAS DISTRIBUTED
BEFORE THE NEW ARRIVAL...

234
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:05,932
AND HERE IT IS AFTER.

235
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,351
BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT?

236
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,271
WELL, YOU COULD RUN AWAY.

237
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,235
HO HO, AS IF THEY'D
COME AND LOOK FOR YOU.

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00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,406
SAY, HERE'S SOMETHING
YOU CAN DO.

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00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,782
THINK OF ALL THE GOOD TIMES

240
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,618
YOU'VE HAD WITH YOUR FAMILY.

241
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:32,292
BECAUSE THEY'RE
ALL OVER NOW, HA, HA, HA!

242
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:45,221
OKAY, HERE WE GO,
SCOTCH ROCKS, SCOTCH ROCKS,

243
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:49,058
AND A MANGO MARGARITA.

244
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:50,435
HE WAS IN THE NATIONAL GUARD.

245
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,437
Bull: AH.

246
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,773
OH, YOU KNOW, I ALMOST FORGOT,

247
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,358
I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR CAR KEYS.

248
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,861
HOW DRUNK DO YOU THINK
I'M GOING TO GET, HUH?

249
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,613
HOPEFULLY, DRUNK ENOUGH.

250
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:09,496
MY WIFE'S GOT MY KEYS.

251
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,458
YOU KNOW, BULL,
IF YOU WERE SERIOUS...

252
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,667
I'LL TAKE THAT JOB.

253
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,961
YOU GOT IT. HEY, IT'LL
BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.

254
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,005
I MEAN, EXCEPT FOR THE KILLIN'.

255
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:24,594
MIDGE, I NEED MY KEYS.
SHARON, HI.

256
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,679
HONEY, YOU REMEMBER SHARON.

257
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:29,098
UH, NO.

258
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,976
SHARON, IS IT?

259
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,394
YOU ARE SO FUNNY.

260
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,522
HOW DO YOU KEEP
YOUR HANDS OFF HIM?

261
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,650
I DON'T KNOW. I JUST DO.

262
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,904
SO, MY PARENTS ARE, LIKE,
FIGHTING ALL THE TIME,

263
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,323
AND THEY WANT ME
TO CHOOSE SIDES.

264
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:50,119
BUT I CAN'T,
BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH IDIOTS.

265
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,204
I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN,
I REALLY THINK

266
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:55,875
THEY'RE GONNA GET A DIVORCE.

267
00:13:56,043 --> 00:14:00,547
OH MY GOD, DONNA, I AM SO SORRY.

268
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,381
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

269
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,675
THAT VERY THING HAPPENED
TO A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE,

270
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,804
AND NOW SHE HAS
TWICE AS MUCH STUFF,

271
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,431
TWICE AS MUCH CLOTHES,

272
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:14,018
AND HER PARENTS EVEN FOUGHT
OVER WHO GOT TO BUY HER A CAR.

273
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,273
I MEAN, YOU'RE RIGHT, JACKIE.

274
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,232
I MEAN, THIS WHOLE DIVORCE THING

275
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,800
COULD ACTUALLY WORK
TO MY ADVANTAGE.

276
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,694
EXACTLY!

277
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,112
YEAH...

278
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,321
I JUST HAVE TO
MAKE IT VERY CLEAR

279
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:29,075
THAT MY LOVE IS CONTINGENT
ON HOW MUCH THEY BUY ME.

280
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,286
WHY AM I EVEN
TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS?

281
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,330
YOU HAVE A GREAT HANDLE ON IT.

282
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,461
EXCUSE ME, UM...

283
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:44,883
JACKIE, WHEN EXACTLY
DID YOU LOSE YOUR SOUL?

284
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,926
UM...

285
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,928
CHEERLEADING CAMP.

286
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:59,314
YOU ALMOST DONE THERE, HAZEL?

287
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:04,068
SEE, THAT'S FUNNY,
'CAUSE HAZEL IS A MAID.

288
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,907
OR YOU COULD HAVE
CALLED HIM ALICE, TOO.

289
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,950
SHUT UP, FEZ.

290
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:15,580
SO, PRETTY TOUGH WITH THAT
SCRUBBER IN YOUR HAND, HUH?

291
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,832
YEAH, I KNOW. HYDE, RED
AND KITTY AREN'T EVEN HERE.

292
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,127
I MEAN, YOU'RE
KISSING PHANTOM BUTT.

293
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,962
YOU KNOW WHAT, FORMAN?

294
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,797
I USED TO THINK RED
WAS A REAL HARD-ASS,

295
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:28,217
BUT AFTER DOING YOUR CHORES
FOR THE LAST 5 DAYS,

296
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,465
I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION

297
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,679
THAT YOU'RE JUST
A LAZY, SPOILED BRAT.

298
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,890
OOH.

299
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,895
HAZEL NEVER TALKED LIKE THAT.

300
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,857
HEY...

301
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,275
HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

302
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,027
YOU'VE BEEN
DOING THEM FOR 5 DAYS,

303
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,446
TRY 16 YEARS, MAN.

304
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,334
YOU KNOW, I GUESS I'M
JUST GRATEFUL, FORMAN.

305
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,368
WELL, STOP IT!

306
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:54,702
YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD.

307
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,372
PLUS, YOU'VE BECOME, LIKE,
A TOTAL DRAG TO HANG OUT WITH.

308
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,998
HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO THE PSYCHOTIC TROUBLEMAKER

309
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,959
WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE?

310
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,377
LOOK, PUT DOWN THE DISHES

311
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,672
AND START DOING SOMETHING
STUPID AND SENSELESS RIGHT NOW.

312
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,257
FORMAN, I'M A GUEST HERE.

313
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:12,679
WELL... THE-THEN... FINE.

314
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:16,349
I GUESS... I WILL HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING STUPID.

315
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,812
HEY, HEY!

316
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,774
I KNOW SOMETHING STUPID
WE CAN DO.

317
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:27,193
YOU GOT A BOWLING BALL?

318
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,945
WHAT?

319
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:30,655
AND THEY'RE ARGUING

320
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,824
AND ARGUING AND ARGUING...

321
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,575
OKAY...

322
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,577
NO OFFENSE, DONNA,

323
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:40,123
BUT ALL THIS TALK ABOUT
YOUR MOM AND DAD FIGHTING,

324
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,458
WELL, IT'S BORING ME.

325
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,880
REALLY? WELL, TALKING ABOUT
YOUR HAIR WAS FASCINATING.

326
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,594
Fez: HOLD IT BY THE THUMBHOLE!

327
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,686
OKAY, WHAT ARE
THOSE IDIOTS DOING?

328
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,313
SOMETHING IDIOTIC.

329
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,232
LET'S GO FIND OUT.

330
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,570
DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.

331
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,905
WE JUST WANT TO SEE
HOW HIGH IT'LL BOUNCE.

332
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,574
NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN.

333
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,118
OKAY, FORMAN, MAN, THINK.

334
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:21,122
YOU ARE LISTENING TO KELSO.

335
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,040
DON'T DO IT.

336
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,207
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

337
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,834
NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME
WHAT TO DO?!

338
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,378
ENOUGH TALK. DO IT.

339
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,175
[CRASH]

340
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,229
SEE, I NEVER EVEN
THOUGHT OF THAT.

341
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,649
LATER.

342
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:49,484
THANK YOU.

343
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,193
SEE YOU.

344
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,861
BYE.

345
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,866
AH, MAYBE THEY WON'T NOTICE.

346
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,748
OKAY, KITTY, IT'S YOUR TURN.
PICK A KEY.

347
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,916
[JINGLING]

348
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,918
OH, MY GOSH, THERE ARE SO MANY,

349
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,797
I CAN'T TELL
WHICH ONES ARE OURS.

350
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,663
KITTY, YOU DON'T PICK YOUR KEY,

351
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,675
BECAUSE THEN YOU'D GO HOME
WITH YOUR OWN HUSBAND,

352
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:19,097
AND WHO WANTS THAT?

353
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,516
OH, I, UH...

354
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,726
ME?

355
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,728
BUT THE WHOLE POINT
OF A KEY PARTY

356
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:29,232
IS TO MEET NEW AND INTERESTING
PEOPLE AND HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

357
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:35,863
OH, MY GOD...

358
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,782
YOU'RE SWINGERS.

359
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,451
RED, HONEY, IT'S...
IT'S TIME TO LEAVE.

360
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,161
NOW? I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME.

361
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,871
UM, I LEFT THE IRON ON...

362
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:44,747
AND THE STOVE.

363
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,457
I... I... I LEFT THE IRON ON

364
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,584
ON THE STOVE, WHICH IS ALSO ON,

365
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:51,337
AND IT CAN'T BE SAFE.

366
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,880
KITTY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

367
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,842
OH, RED, LOOK
WHOSE KEYS I'VE GOT.

368
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,261
OH, DEAR LORD.

369
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,639
YOU LUCKY BASTARD. BITE
HER EARLOBES, SHE LOVES THAT.

370
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,892
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

371
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:09,230
RED, YOU DO KNOW THAT THIS IS
A WIFE-SWAPPING PARTY, RIGHT?

372
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,648
WHAT?!

373
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,900
ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU WANT
TO SLEEP WITH MY WIFE?!

374
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,443
NO!

375
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:17,864
I'LL TAKE A RUN
AT ANY ONE OF THESE LADIES.

376
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:22,076
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG
WITH MY WIFE?!

377
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,995
NOTHING, RED,
IT'S JUST DONE RANDOM

378
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,290
SO THAT IT'S FAIR, THAT'S ALL.

379
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:30,835
JEEZ, BULL,
I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU.

380
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,171
YOU DO, RED, I'M THE SAME GUY
WHO'S GOT SHRAPNEL...

381
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,089
NO, NO!

382
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,009
GOOD NIGHT.

383
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,845
COME ON, BOB. THEY'RE SWINGERS.

384
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,972
OH...

385
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,459
WELL, IT...

386
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:16,839
TOOK A REALLY WEIRD HOP.

387
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:21,177
WHY WOULD YOU DROP
A BOWLING BALL ON THE COUCH?

388
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,764
WHAT GOOD COULD COME OF IT?

389
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,934
WELL, OKAY, HINDSIGHT BEING...

390
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:32,563
ERIC, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY
MORE OF YOUR DUMB-ASS EXCUSES.

391
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,065
THIS IS THE MOST IRRESPONSIBLE,

392
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:38,152
IDIOTIC THING
YOU HAVE EVER DONE!

393
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,155
ACTUALLY, RED, I DID IT.

394
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,490
YOU?

395
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,324
NO, NO, NO.

396
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,243
DAD, HYDE'S JUST COVERING
FOR ME. I DID IT.

397
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,662
HEY, FORMAN, STOP.
RED, IT WAS ME.

398
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:48,496
NO, IT WAS ME.

399
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,498
WELL, GUESS WHAT?!

400
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,333
I DON'T CARE!

401
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:56,087
YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTS!

402
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,256
AND IF YOU HAVE TO GET
A JOB DIGGING DITCHES,

403
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,342
YOU ARE GONNA BUY ME A NEW TV!

404
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,593
NOW, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

405
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,344
YES, SIR.

406
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,179
ALL RIGHT...

407
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,974
SIR.

408
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,395
I COULD HAVE HAD A CORVETTE!

409
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,114
OH, RED.

410
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,951
NO, KITTY, DAMN IT, I'M PISSED.

411
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,953
I MEAN, BULL'S
A FREAK-O PERVERT,

412
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,956
AND HE GETS EVERYTHING HE WANTS.

413
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,500
I WORK HARD, I RAISE A FAMILY,

414
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:35,960
AND WHAT DO I GET?

415
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:42,466
A BOWLING BALL IN MY TV!

416
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,510
YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT?

417
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:51,100
YOUR KEYS.

418
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,526
I WANT A BIG TV.

419
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:04,280
A BIG ONE.

420
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,197
THIS ONE'S ON SALE.

421
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,908
THAT'S LAST YEAR'S MODEL.

422
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,661
AND MY TV'S GONNA BE NEW.

423
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:11,412
WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?

424
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,998
NO REMOTE.

425
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,334
MY TV'S GOT TO HAVE A REMOTE.

426
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,294
OH, HO HO! LOOK AT THIS.

427
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,588
26-INCH SCREEN.

428
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,090
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THEY MADE 'EM THAT BIG.

429
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,759
DAD, YOUR OLD TV
WASN'T THAT BIG.

430
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,928
NO, BUT MY NEW TV'S
GONNA BE THAT BIG.

431
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,037
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