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[MUSIC]

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YOU KNOW, DONNA,

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I'M NOT SURPRISED
YOU'RE IN MY BED.

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I KNEW YOU COULDN'T
RESIST ME ANY LONGER.

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NO, I COULDN'T.

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I WANT YOU.

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I NEED YOU.

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WELL, I NEVER TURN DOWN
A WOMAN IN NEED.

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YOU KNOW, BEING HERE,
IN YOUR BED,

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ON YOUR... SPIDERMAN SHEETS,

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MAKES ME FEEL SO READY,

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SO WILLING.

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THEN CALL ME ABLE.

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WAIT, WAIT.

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A LITTLE MOOD MUSIC.

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[LOVE SONG PLAYS]

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DAMN.

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WHAT'S WRONG?

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AAH!

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I MEAN...

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[SUAVELY] HEY, BABY.

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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪

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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪

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♪ THE SAME OLD TH ING ♪

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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪

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♪ NOT A TH ING TO DO ♪

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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪

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♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪

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HELLO, WISCONSIN!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE IN MY BED.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
CAME THROUGH MY WINDOW.

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I KNOW. WELL, I WAS
JUST SITTING AT HOME

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TH INKING ABOUT YOU,
AND I THOUGHT,

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WHY DON'T I CRAWL UP
THE SIDE OF H IS HOUSE

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AND SAY HELLO.

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SO... HELLO.

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HELLO.

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DID ANYONE SEE YOU?

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UH, JUST HYDE.

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EXCUSE ME.

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I HEARD A NOISE DOWNSTAIRS,
AND IT SCARED ME.

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MAN, YOU'RE RU IN ING
WHAT COULD BE

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THE MOST IMPORTANT
N IGHT OF MY LIFE HERE.

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WELL, DUH.

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TH IS IS SO...

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I CAN'T BELIEVE TH IS.

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YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
IN MY BED BEFORE.

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I KNOW.

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I'M IN YOUR BED.

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YOU'RE IN MY BED.

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[MUSIC]

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OKAY, UM, BECAUSE
THE BED SQUEAKS.

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BECAUSE THE WALLS ARE TH IN.

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BECAUSE RED HAS
THE EARS OF A WOLF.

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REASONS MY PARENTS MIGHT
HEAR US IF WE DO IT.

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RIGHT!

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GEE, MOM, IT WAS HOT,

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SO WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES...

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AND THEN WE GOT COLD,

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SO WE GOT UNDER THE COVERS,

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"AND TH INGS JUST STARTED
BOUNCING AROUND."

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TH INGS I MIGHT SAY IF MY
FOLKS CATCH US DOING IT.

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YES! OKAY, OKAY.

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UH, FONDA, FORD, THE EIGHTH...

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FAMOUS HENRYS.

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YES! OKAY, UH...

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BECAUSE THERE'S
A GIRL IN YOUR BED.

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BECAUSE THERE'S A GIRL
IN YOUR BED, DAMN IT!

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REASONS TO GO FOR IT!

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YES!

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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

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SO, I, UH...

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SO SHE'S GONNA BE
OUT THE WHOLE WEEK?

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WELL, YOU DON'T DRINK
AND GO ICE FISH ING.

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THAT IS JUST COMMON SENSE.

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NO, NO, NO. IT'S FINE.

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I'LL BE HAPPY
TO PICK UP HER SH IFTS.

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OKAY. UH-HUH. BYE.

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OH, JEEZ, KITTY, YOU WORK
SO HARD AS IT IS.

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I DON'T WANT YOU WORKING
DOUBLE SH IFTS.

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WELL, RED, WE NEED THE MONEY.

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IT'S NOT EVERY WEEK

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THAT CHARLENE'S GONNA GET
SEPTICEMIA FROM A RUSTY HOOK.

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WE HAVE GOTTA TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THAT.

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WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT.

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OH, YOU KNOW...

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IF I'M GONNA BE WORKING N IGHTS,

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I'D BETTER PUT SOME MEALS
TOGETHER FOR YOU AND THE BOYS.

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OH, COME ON, KITTY.

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I'M NOT HELPLESS.

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I TH INK I CAN GET
THESE GUYS SOME DINNER.

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OKAY. YEAH. UM...

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I'M SURE YOU'LL BE GREAT.

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FIRE EXTINGU ISHER'S
IN THE GARAGE.

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SO MONEY'S A LITTLE TIGHT, HUH?

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NO, NO, STEVEN.

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EVERYTH ING'S FINE. WE'RE GREAT.

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GOOD MORN ING.

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AND I AM NOT JUST SAYING THAT.

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YOUR MOTHER'S WORKING
DOUBLE SH IFTS,

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SO I'LL BE COOKING.

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YOU KNOW THE FIRE
EXTINGU ISHER'S

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IN THE GARAGE, RIGHT?

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YEAH. I KNOW.

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I'M GONNA HAVE CEREAL.

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OH, YOU'LL BE HAVING
A LOT OF CEREAL.

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SO, WHERE'S DONNA, MAN?

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DONNA?

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DONNA? OH,

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YOU MEAN THAT GIRL WHO
SPENT LAST N IGHT IN MY BED?

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YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.

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SHE WENT HOME TH IS MORN ING.

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SO? HEH?

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HEH?

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SO?

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SO LET'S JUST SAY SHE WENT
HOME A VERY HAPPY WOMAN.

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[CHORTLING]

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ALL RIGHT, MAN,
YOU FINALLY DID IT.

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YEAH.

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YOU KNOW, IT...

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CAN MEAN A LOT OF TH INGS.

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NO. IT MEANS ONE TH ING.

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AND YOU EITHER DID IT
OR YOU DIDN'T.

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OKAY, THEN WE DIDN'T,

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BUT WE DID...
PLENTY OF GOOD STUFF.

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NEW STUFF.

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PLENTY OF GOOD, NEW STUFF.

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GOD, MAN, YOU'RE BUMMING ME OUT.

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CAN YOU AT LEAST JUST LIE TO ME?

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UH, OKAY. WE DID IT.

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LIAR.

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SO, DO YOU LIKE PHOTOS, MAN?

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YEAH, MAN. SURE.

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OKAY. YOU GOT THE JOB, MAN.

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JUST LIKE THAT?

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO
INTERVIEW ANYBODY ELSE?

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NOBODY ELSE SHOWED UP, MAN.

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SO, WHAT DO I DO HERE, ANYWAY?

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WELL, I DON'T EXPECT A LOT, MAN.

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PRETTY MUCH, IF THE HUT
DOESN'T BURN DOWN,

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IT'S BEEN A GOOD DAY.

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AND EVEN IF IT BURNT DOWN,
MAN, IT'S COOL,

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'CAUSE I GOT 3 OR 4 MORE
OF THESE LITTLE HUTS SOMEWHERE.

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HEY, LISTEN, IF YOU SEE
ONE OF THESE HUTS,

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WOULD YOU GIVE ME A CALL, MAN?

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OR EVEN BETTER,
I COULD TAKE A PICTURE.

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WHOA.

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A PICTURE OF A PHOTO HUT.

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HEY, THAT'D BE LIKE ART
OR SOMETH ING, HUH?

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HEY, LISTEN, MAN,

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I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
IF I PAY YOU IN CASH.

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I DON'T LIKE BIG BROTHER

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GETTING INTO MY BUSINESS,
YOU DIG?

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MAN, KEEPING THE
GOVERNMENT OUT OF IT,

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I'M SO WITH YOU.

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NO. MY BIG BROTHER, MAN.

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HE'S ALWAYS H ITTING ME UP
FOR MONEY.

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OH. 'CAUSE YOU'RE
THE RESPONSIBLE ONE?

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YEAH. IT'S MY CURSE, MAN.

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HEY, LISTEN...

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I GOTTA GO, UH...

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DO A TH ING AT, UH... A PLACE.

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YEAH, MAN. I HEAR THAT.

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SO YOU WANT ME TO LOCK
UP WHEN I'D DONE?

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LOCK UP.

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WOW. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, MAN.

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HEY, YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE
IDEA MEN, AREN'T YOU, MAN?

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YEAH. MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL
BE WORKING FOR ME, HUH?

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REALLY?

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AW, THAT'D BE COOL, MAN.

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HEY, BUT CAN I HAVE
SATURDAY N IGHT OFF?

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COOL.

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SO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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WHAT?

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OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU.

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OH, MY GOD. NOW YOU
HAVE TO TELL ME.

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EVEN IF IT'S NOT ABOUT ME,
I WANT TO HEAR IT.

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I WAS REALLY BAD LAST N IGHT.

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DID YOU SHOPLIFT? I KNEW IT.

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NO.

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I SLEPT WITH ERIC LAST N IGHT.

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OH, MY GOD!

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WAS IT GREAT?

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YEAH. I WAS ASLEEP.

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EUW!

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NO, JACKIE, WE WERE BOTH ASLEEP.

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SO NOTH ING HAPPENED?

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WELL, YOU KNOW,
SOME TH INGS HAPPENED.

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BUT WE MOSTLY SLEPT.

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YOU MEAN YOU WERE IN H IS BED

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AND HE DIDN'T WH INE AND BEG
FOR, LIKE 2 HOURS

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UNTIL YOU'RE SO SICK
OF HEARING H IS STUPID VOICE

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THAT YOU JUST GAVE IN
SO HE WOULD SHUT UP?

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NO.

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I LOVE H IM. HE JUST,
LIKE, HELD ME ALL N IGHT.

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OH, MY GOD. THAT'S SO SWEET.

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MICHAEL'S JUST AFTER ME
ALL THE TIME.

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I UNDERSTAND 'CAUSE I'M
SEXY AND ALL, BUT STILL.

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LIKE, OKAY, HE ALWAYS, SAYS,

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WHY CUDDLE WHEN WE CAN DO IT?

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WELL, WAS HE ALWAYS LIKE THAT?

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NO. NO, I GUESS TH INGS KINDA
CHANGED AFTER WE DID IT.

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BUT IN A GOOD WAY.

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I LOVE IT WHEN ERIC HOLDS ME.

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YEAH. I LOVE IT WHEN
MICHAEL BUYS ME STUFF.

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WELL, GUYS, I'M A LITTLE
ASHAMED TO ADMIT TH IS,

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BUT I GOT A JOB.

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YEAH. I'M TH INKING
ABOUT GETTING A JOB

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AT A CH IP FACTORY.

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I GOTTA KNOW HOW THEY DO TH IS.

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YEAH. RED WON'T
LET ME GET A JOB.

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HE SAYS IF I DON'T STUDY HARD
AND GET INTO COLLEGE,

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ONCE I TURN 18,
HE'S GONNA KILL ME.

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I TH INK HE'S SERIOUS, MAN.

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HYDE, DID YOU EVER
STOP TO TH INK

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HOW YOU WORKING WOULD MAKE ME GO

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TO THE MALL ALONE TODAY?

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NO, YOU DIDN'T, DID YOU?

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NO. SORRY.

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HEY, GUYS, CHECK TH IS OUT, MAN.

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FORMAN HAD DONNA
IN H IS BED LAST N IGHT,

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AND HE DIDN'T EVEN DO IT.

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WHAT'S UP?

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YEAH. YOU'RE A BONEHEAD, MAN.

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I'M NOT A BONEHEAD.

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WE DID OTHER STUFF,
AND WE CUDDLED.

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IT WAS GREAT.

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SOMETIMES WHEN I'M ALONE,
I JUST LOVE TO CUDDLE.

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FORMAN, LOOK, SHE CLIMBED UP
THE TRELLIS OF YOUR HOUSE,

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THROUGH YOUR WINDOW,

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TO GET INTO BED WITH YOU,
AND CUDDLE?

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SORRY, MAN. I NEVER READ
THAT LETTER IN PENTHOUSE.

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THOSE STORIES ARE
TRUE, YOU KNOW.

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WHY WOULD YOU JUST
CUDDLE WITH HER

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WHEN YOU COULD DO IT?

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FORMAN, DOING IT IS IT.

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THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT "IT."

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IT!

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GUYS, IT WAS JUST ONE N IGHT.

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THERE ARE GONNA BE
LOTS OF OTHER N IGHTS.

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ERIC, OPPORTUN ITY
DOES NOT KNOCK

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AND THEN RING THE DOORBELL
AND THEN KNOCK AGAIN,

243
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,718
AND THEN LEAVE A NOTE THAT
SAYS, SORRY I MISSED YOU,

244
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,553
AND THEN CALL YOU
ON THE PHONE...

245
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,263
FEZ, WE GET IT.

246
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,765
I MEAN, WE GET IT.

247
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,012
WHAT MY FOREIGN FRIEND HERE
IS TRYING TO SAY, FORMAN,

248
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:50,769
IS THAT YOU BLEW IT, MAN.

249
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,355
AND YOU BLEW IT, MAN.

250
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:57,066
I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE
WITH YOU, MAN.

251
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,735
YOU GOTTA GET WITH HER.

252
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,612
THERE'S NOTH ING MORE BEAUTIFUL

253
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,907
THAN WHEN 2 PEOPLE FIT
TOGETHER PERFECTLY LIKE...

254
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,242
WELL, LIKE 2 OF THESE POTATO...

255
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:10,038
HOW DO THEY DO TH IS?

256
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,626
HEY.

257
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,835
YEAH.

258
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:19,756
YOU WANNA EAT TH IS?

259
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,928
NO.

260
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,973
WELL, IT'S IN THERE IF YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND.

261
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,522
I LOVED BEING HERE WITH YOU
THE OTHER N IGHT.

262
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,650
GREAT. 'CAUSE I LOVE
THAT YOU CAME OVER.

263
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,193
IT DIDN'T, LIKE, BOTHER YOU

264
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:43,196
THAT I WAS SLEEPING WITH YOU
IN YOUR LITTLE SINGLE BED?

265
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,781
NO, IT BOTHERED ME,

266
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,408
BUT IN A REALLY GOOD WAY.

267
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:49,828
GOOD.

268
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:53,665
GOOD. UM, SO...

269
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,501
YOU WANNA COME OVER TON IGHT?

270
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,419
YEAH, COOL. I'D LOVE TO.

271
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,213
GREAT.

272
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,591
'CAUSE I'M, LIKE,
WIDE OPEN HERE.

273
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,135
COOL. SO I'LL SEE YOU TON IGHT?

274
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,471
OKAY.

275
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:30,785
JEEZ. YOU DIDN'T EAT
THAT FISH, DID YOU?

276
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,371
'CAUSE I WAS JUST KIDDING.

277
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,456
NO.

278
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,834
ALL RIGHT, THEN.

279
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,629
STOP ACTING WEIRD.

280
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:51,340
[MUSIC]

281
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,128
HELLO, MR. FORMAN.

282
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,881
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

283
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,432
DAMN!

284
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,311
THAT POT'S NO GOOD.

285
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,607
THAT POT WOULD NOT
HAVE BOILED OVER

286
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,860
HAD YOU PUT SOME
SALAD OIL IN THE WATER.

287
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,074
SO YOU KNOW HOW TO BOIL WATER.

288
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,744
DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEPLACE
YOU NEED TO BE?

289
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,272
NOT REALLY. IF I GO
HOME TOO EARLY,

290
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:59,916
MY HOST PARENTS
MAKE ME READ SCRIPTURE.

291
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,503
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU, UH...

292
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,837
GO SIT IN THE BASEMENT?

293
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,507
ALL RIGHT.

294
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:15,598
WELL, WHAT'DYA KNOW?

295
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:19,811
HAJ I HAD IT RIGHT.

296
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,571
HEY, MAN.

297
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,826
SO TH IS IS WHERE YOU WORK, HUH?

298
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,161
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.

299
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,914
HEY, WON'T YOU GET IN TROUBLE
IF THE BOSS SHOWS UP?

300
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,542
OH, NO. IS THE BOSS HERE?

301
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,129
HEY, WAIT. I'M THE BOSS.

302
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:54,595
YOU KNOW, MAYBE
TH IRD TIME'S THE CHARM.

303
00:16:55,389 --> 00:17:00,476
MAYBE TH IS TIME IT'LL BE
REALLY, REALLY SUPER.

304
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,938
TA-DA!

305
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,399
OH, MY GOSH, RED.

306
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,735
FRIED CH ICKEN
AND MASHED POTATOES.

307
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,737
COLESLAW.

308
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:15,575
OH, AND A LITTLE
HALF AN EAR OF CORN.

309
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,703
OH. I FORGOT THE BISCU ITS.

310
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,879
N ICE, HUH?

311
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,132
OH, IT'S REALLY N ICE.

312
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,677
WHERE'D YOU H IDE
THE BUCKET, RED?

313
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:38,973
HERE.

314
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,684
HAVE A WETNAP.

315
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,356
ALL RIGHT. THE COLONEL.

316
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,693
OH, UH, THERE YOU GO.

317
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,154
WELL, NOW WHAT IS TH IS?

318
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,490
LOOK, I GOT A JOB, ALL RIGHT?

319
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,697
AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR
ANYTH ING ABOUT "WE'RE FINE."

320
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,261
BECAUSE I KNOW MONEY'S
TIGHT AROUND HERE

321
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,745
AND YOU WON'T LET FORMAN WORK,

322
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,372
SO JUST TAKE THE MONEY
AND DROP IT.

323
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,962
OH, HE'S A KEEPER.

324
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,841
I'M GONNA TAKE THAT MONEY

325
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,718
AND OPEN H IM A SAVINGS ACCOUNT.

326
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,221
WELL, THAT'S N ICE, RED.

327
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,889
OR BLOW IT ALL ON BOOZE.

328
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,101
I STILL HAVEN'T MADE UP MY MIND.

329
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,733
AH, IT'S MY GOOD FRIEND ERIC.

330
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,193
SO, WHAT WILL IT BE?

331
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,653
GILLIGAN'S ISLAND?

332
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:34,946
PINBALL? STRATEGO?

333
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,490
YOU DECIDE.

334
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,866
WELL, ACTUALLY, FEZ,

335
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,201
DONNA'S COMING OVER TON IGHT.

336
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:43,538
SO I'M JUST HERE TO GET
MY BARRY WH ITE ALBUM.

337
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,749
OTHERWISE, I WOULD JUST LOVE...

338
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:50,086
BLAH BLAH BLAH. JUST GO.

339
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:02,807
[MUSIC]

340
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,727
BABY. I AM READY FOR LOVE.

341
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,193
WHY, HELLO.

342
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,988
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

343
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,829
YAWN. SO, OKAY. READY
FOR BED? SURE.

344
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,960
WHAT, NO SPIDERMAN SHEETS?

345
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:34,547
WELL, I JUST USE THOSE
ON WASH DAY.

346
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,356
ERIC.

347
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,442
CAN WE, LIKE, SLOW DOWN
FOR A SECOND?

348
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,528
SURE.

349
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,073
WELL... REMEMBER
THE OTHER N IGHT,

350
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,243
WE JUST, LIKE,
CUDDLED ALL N IGHT?

351
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,662
I REALLY LIKED THAT.

352
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:10,041
RIGHT. YEAH.

353
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,503
BUT I WAS TH INKING...

354
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,882
WHY CUDDLE WHEN WE COULD DO IT?

355
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,094
OKAY. YOU'VE BEEN TALKING

356
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:23,346
TO THOSE IDIOTS
IN THE BASEMENT AGAIN.

357
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,139
NO.

358
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,643
YES.

359
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,063
LOOK, ERIC, I KNOW
IT'S A LONG DRIVE,

360
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,106
AND... AND WE'RE
GONNA GET THERE.

361
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,691
WE'RE GONNA GET THERE.

362
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,068
BUT, I DON'T KNOW,

363
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,404
I WANNA SEE SOME
TREES ALONG THE WAY.

364
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,671
OKAY.

365
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,381
BUT I'LL BE DRIVING?

366
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,342
YOU'LL BE DRIVING, YES.

367
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,386
YOU SWEAR TO GOD?

368
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,805
I DO. I SWEAR TO GOD.

369
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,223
OKAY.

370
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,308
OKAY, GOOD.

371
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:12,478
BECAUSE I DO LOVE YOU.

372
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,065
BUT I'M NOT GONNA
TAKE MY PANTS OFF.

373
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,151
OKAY.

374
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,778
WOULD YOU BE MORE COMFORTABLE
IF I PUT MINE BACK ON?

375
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,238
MM... MIGHT SLEEP BETTER.

376
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,116
WILL DO.

377
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:43,259
[MUSIC]

378
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,430
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', MAN?

379
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:50,141
YOU TURN THAT TH ING OFF
AND GET READY FOR WORK!

380
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,435
I'M NOT WORKING TODAY, MAN.

381
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,770
I GOT AN EARACHE.

382
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,315
EARACHE, MY EYE! HOW'D
YOU LIKE A BUTT ACHE?

383
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,774
NOW GET YOUR LITTLE
FANNY PERPENDICULAR

384
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,109
AND OPEN THE HUT!

385
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,279
YOU GOT IT?

386
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:06,073
WHAT A HARD-ASS, MAN.

387
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:09,618
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