1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:05,212 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:12,011 SO, UM, LAURIE'S ALMOST ALL PACKED. 3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,556 I CAN'T BELIEVE MY LITTLE GIRL IS MOVIN' OUT. 4 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,766 WHICH REMINDS ME... 5 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:20,894 WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING? 6 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:31,530 NEVER, 'CAUSE I LOVE IT HERE. 7 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:36,285 RIGHT. 8 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,454 KITTY, DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? 9 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:41,331 I MEAN, IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE SOON FOR HER TO BE ON HER OWN. 10 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:42,750 RED, SHE IS GONNA BE FINE. 11 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:44,585 SHE'S GONNA SPLIT RENT WITH A GIRLFRIEND. 12 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,045 SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB. 13 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,297 WELL, SHE IS GONNA GET A JOB. 14 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,424 OH, THAT REMINDS ME. CAN I HAVE HER ROOM? 15 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,302 NO. I ALREADY GAVE IT TO STEVEN. 16 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,221 BUT I'M YOUR SON... 17 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,892 DADDY. 18 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,106 OH, MAN, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 19 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,816 IT'S KIND OF GIRLIE. 20 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:09,693 IT'S A GIRL'S ROOM, HYDE. 21 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:12,613 OH, SO ALL THOSE GUYS, THEY WERE JUST PASSIN' THROUGH? 22 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,911 WELL, THAT'S OVER. 23 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,288 WELCOME TO HYDEVILLE, BABY. 24 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,374 YOU KNOW, IF I CARED ABOUT THIS DUMP AT ALL, 25 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:26,835 THAT WOULD TOTALLY CREEP ME OUT. 26 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,424 OH, COME ON, LAURIE, YOU'RE GONNA MISS YOUR ROOM. 27 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:30,964 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS... 28 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:34,551 EVER... ABOUT ANYTHING. 29 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:40,516 YES! HA HA! I'M SO PSYCHED! 30 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:45,354 OH, DID YOU FINALLY FIGURE OUT HOW A THERMOS WORKS? 31 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:48,232 NO, I'M PSYCHED ABOUT YOUR NEW PLACE, YOU KNOW. 32 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:49,799 'CAUSE WHENEVER WE FOOL AROUND HERE, 33 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:52,986 I'M ALWAYS AFRAID THAT JACKIE'S GONNA CATCH US. 34 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,490 YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO HURT HER, 'CAUSE I LOVE HER. 35 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,453 YOU KNOW, SO THIS IS GREAT. IT SOLVES EVERYTHING. 36 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:04,414 KELSO, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR 37 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:07,334 MY NEW PLACE... EVER. 38 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:08,544 LAURIE... 39 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:09,711 YOU KNOW WHAT? 40 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:10,921 YOU FREAKS, YOU GOT ABOUT 2 MINUTES 41 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,005 TO DEAL WITH THIS LITTLE DRAMA HERE. 42 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,758 THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM! 43 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,136 WHOA. I SEE WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE. 44 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,804 YOU'RE BREAKIN' UP WITH ME. 45 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,931 NO. FOR ME TO BREAK UP WITH YOU, 46 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:24,143 THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE SOMETHING BETWEEN US TO BREAK. 47 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,771 OH! A... 48 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,695 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE BEING SUCH A... 49 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,613 BITCH? 50 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:38,907 DUH. 51 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,493 LOOK, KELSO... 52 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,287 IT WAS FUN AND SWEATY AND ALL, 53 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,330 BUT YOU'RE JUST THE GUY I FOOLED AROUND WITH 54 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:48,000 WHEN THERE WAS NOTHING GOOD ON TV. 55 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,960 SORRY. 56 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,928 WELL, MAYBE THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING GOOD ON TV 57 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:55,632 AT YOUR NEW PLACE! 58 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:59,011 OH, DAMN! THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHIN' GOOD ON TV. 59 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:03,182 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 60 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,852 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 61 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:10,355 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 62 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,942 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 63 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:17,863 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 64 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:21,408 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 65 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:25,829 ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ 66 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:28,832 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 67 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:40,385 HEY, KELSO, LOOK WHO'S HERE. IT'S JACKIE. 68 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:44,223 HI, JACKIE. 69 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,571 GOD, LAURIE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MOVING. 70 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,060 I KNOW WE DIDN'T SPEND MUCH TIME TOGETHER, 71 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,772 BUT I THINK SOME OF MY GOOD TASTE WAS RUBBING OFF ON YOU... 72 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,441 AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR THAT. 73 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:58,946 THANKS, JACKIE. I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TOO. 74 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:01,490 OH, HEY, KELSO, I ALMOST FORGOT. 75 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,076 I FOUND A T-SHIRT OF YOURS WHEN I WAS CLEANING OUT MY ROOM. 76 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,414 SAY, HOW'D THAT GET THERE? 77 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,628 THAT'S FUNNY. 78 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,130 THIS ISN'T EVEN MINE. 79 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,758 YEAH, NO, THIS MUST BE ERIC'S SHIRT. 80 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,972 YOUR MOM SEWED YOUR NAME IN IT, MICHAEL. 81 00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:30,018 MAN, ERIC'S GONNA BE PISSED, HUH?! 82 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,192 YEAH, 'CAUSE I... SEE, I BORROWED ERIC'S SHIRT 83 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,404 'CAUSE MINE WASN'T WORKING RIGHT... 84 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:44,491 AND THEN MY MOM MUST HAVE SEWN MY NAME IN IT. 85 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,371 MMM... I DON'T KNOW, MICHAEL. 86 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,699 WHAT, DO YOU THINK I'M LYING? 87 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:51,581 JACKIE, IF I WERE LYING, 88 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:55,002 I'D COME UP WITH A LOT BETTER LIE THAN THAT. 89 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:58,380 YEAH, YOU'D THINK SO. 90 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:03,677 SO, LAURIE'S DEFINITELY MOVING OUT? 91 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,722 AND IT'S DEFINITELY OVER WITH HER AND KELSO? 92 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:09,182 WELL, SHE IS MOVING ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN. 93 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:14,354 I MEAN, SHE IS SLUTTY, BUT... 94 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,064 I MEAN, SHE HATES TO COMMUTE, SO... 95 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:18,275 GOOD. 96 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,843 GOOD, BECAUSE KELSO'S A RAT BASTARD, 97 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,862 AND I'M NOT COVERING FOR HIM. 98 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,323 DONNA, RELAX. IT'S OVER. 99 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,867 SO NOW YOU CAN GET BACK TO PLEASING YOUR MAN. 100 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:35,459 ERIC, PLEASE LEAVE. I HAVE TO TALK TO DONNA ALONE. 101 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:38,420 WELL, OKAY, 'CAUSE, I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS MY 102 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:39,796 HOME OR ANYTH... 103 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:42,841 ERIC! 104 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:53,060 JACKIE, YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO ASK ME? 105 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,900 SEE, I'M KINDA WORRIED ABOUT MICHAEL AND LAURIE. 106 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,273 I MEAN, SHE FOUND HIS T-SHIRT IN HER ROOM, 107 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:01,568 AND HE SAID IT WASN'T HIS, EVEN THOUGH IT HAD HIS NAME IN IT. 108 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,320 AND AT THAT TIME, I BELIEVED HIM, 109 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,739 BUT NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY. 110 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,267 BUT IF THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON, 111 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:08,867 I THINK I WANT TO KNOW... 112 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,243 BUT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 113 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:13,455 GOD, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT TO KNOW, YOU KNOW? 114 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:15,791 I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY... 115 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:18,085 DONNA, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON, 116 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:20,003 THAT MICHAEL LOVES ME, AND WE'RE TOGETHER, 117 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,880 AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 118 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,298 THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 119 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,175 GOD, YOU'RE SO NAIVE! 120 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,677 ISN'T THERE, LIKE, SOMEONE ELSE YOU CAN TALK TO ABOUT THIS? 121 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:32,182 YEAH, WELL, I USED TO HAVE THIS PEN PAL IN NICARAGUA, 122 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:36,353 BUT SHE JUST STOPPED WRITING AFTER THIS HURRICANE THINGY. 123 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:43,860 YOUR NEW ROOM IS VERY PRETTY. 124 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:48,281 LIKE A FLOWER OR A GIRL. 125 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:53,495 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE MIGHT SEE THIS ROOM AND THINK YOU ARE A GAY. 126 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,043 I DON'T THINK SO, FEZ. 127 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,491 OH, HYDE, YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED 128 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:05,257 HOW EASILY PEOPLE CAN MAKE THAT MISTAKE. 129 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:13,432 HEY, HYDE, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP WITH JACKIE, MAN. 130 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,976 SURE THING, MAN. 131 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:21,857 OKAY, HYDE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT SARCASM IS? 132 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:26,278 NO. 133 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:28,905 HYDE, MAN, YOU ALMOST GOT ME CAUGHT. 134 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:30,949 I ALMOST GOT YOU CAUGHT? 135 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:35,996 MY MOM SEWED MY NAME IN ERIC'S SHIRT? 136 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,707 YOU ARE SO LAME, MAN. 137 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,315 WELL, YOU KNOW, HALF THE TIME YOU ACT 138 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,377 LIKE YOU WANT ME TO GET CAUGHT. 139 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,879 KELSO, YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 140 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:45,338 I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET CAUGHT. 141 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,758 'CAUSE IF YOU GET CAUGHT, THEN MY FUN IS OVER. 142 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:49,968 RIGHT? 143 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,388 SO I'M JUST TRYING TO PROLONG YOUR SUFFERING. 144 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:57,434 WELL, OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE BETTER. 145 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,936 ALL RIGHT, FRIENDS FOR LIFE, BABY. 146 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,731 YEAH. 147 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,363 WELL, STEVEN'S GETTING ALL SETTLED IN. 148 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,366 HE'D BETTER NOT CHANGE ANYTHING. 149 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:14,701 I DON'T WANT HIM MESSING WITH 150 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,537 MY LITTLE GIRL'S ROOM. 151 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:18,914 I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW HE IS. 152 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:22,709 MESSY, DIRTY, FOUL. 153 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,294 WHAT IF SHE HAS TO MOVE BACK HOME? 154 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,213 OH, RED, SHE IS GONNA BE FINE. 155 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:29,883 OH, I KNOW, KITTY, YOU THINK THAT SHE IS ALL GROWN UP, 156 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,968 BUT THERE'S STILL A LOT THAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW. 157 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:35,013 I MEAN, WHAT IF HER PLACE DOESN'T HAVE A DEADBOLT... 158 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,057 OR A SMOKE DETECTOR? 159 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:41,228 RED, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BABY HER. SHE'S 20. 160 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:49,395 YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO BURN TO DEATH IN A FIRE. 161 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,242 WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS. 162 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:57,619 SHE EVEN FOUND A PLACE IN A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD. 163 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:02,374 AIN'T SHE SOMETHIN'. 164 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,876 WELL, I HOPE SHE HASN'T HAD BREAKFAST YET... 165 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,379 OR A FIRE. 166 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,759 CAN I HELP YOU? 167 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:16,596 NO, GOT THE WRONG APARTMENT, I GUESS. SORRY. 168 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,640 NOT A PROBLEM. 169 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,184 UH, WAIT, IS LAURIE THERE? 170 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,103 OH, YEAH. UH, HOLD ON A SECOND. 171 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,772 HONEY. 172 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:35,156 OH... HI, DADDY. 173 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,387 DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! 174 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,555 HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG? 175 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,043 WHAT'S WRONG? EVERYTHING IS WRONG. 176 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,101 DAMN KIDS TODAY, THEY WOULDN'T KNOW RESPONSIBILITY 177 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:06,062 IF IT WALKED UP AND BIT 'EM IN THE ASS. 178 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,981 GET A JOB? HA! 179 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,108 IT'S JUST PARTY ALL NIGHT, 180 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,985 DANCE ALL DAY, 181 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:16,114 AND SEX EVERYWHERE IN BETWEEN! 182 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,992 IT'S SICKENING! 183 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,577 LAURIE'S LIVING WITH A BOY. 184 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,580 YES. 185 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:27,542 JUST... JUST ONE BOY, RIGHT? 186 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,588 YEAH, I THINK SO. 187 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,341 WELL, NOW, SEE? IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. 188 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,305 LAURIE'S BUSTED. 189 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,849 THIS IS... AND I DON'T THINK I'M EXAGGERATING HERE... 190 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:48,063 THE GREATEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF TIME. 191 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,691 EXCEPT MAYBE THE DAY CHEESE WAS INVENTED. 192 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:55,278 I LOVE THE CHEESE. 193 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:58,073 WOW, MAN, SHE'S GONE ONE DAY, 194 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,784 AND SHE'S ALREADY GOT A NEW GUY. 195 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,828 KELSO, YOU HEARTBREAKER, YOU. 196 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,498 YEAH, I'M HAVIN' A HORRIBLE DAY. 197 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,584 LAURIE'S GONE, AND JACKIE'S ALL SUSPICIOUS OF ME. 198 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,420 AND I'M GETTIN' NO LOVIN'. NONE. 199 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:15,423 I CAN'T BE ME WITHOUT LOVIN'. 200 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:17,384 KELSO... 201 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,010 IF YOU WANT TO KEEP JACKIE, MAN... 202 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,304 AND TRUST ME, YOU DON'T... 203 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,223 YOU GOTTA ACT INNOCENT, OKAY? 204 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,475 LET'S PRACTICE. 205 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,352 SO, DID YOU FOOL AROUND WITH LAURIE? 206 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,522 YOU KNOW I DID! 207 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,441 DUMB-ASS, NO, MAN! COMPLETE DENIAL. 208 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:37,904 WATERGATE. LEARN. 209 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,572 SO, DID YOU FOOL AROUND WITH LAURIE? 210 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,074 YEAH. 211 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,034 WAIT, NO. I MEAN, NO! 212 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,452 WAIT, I MEAN, YEAH. 213 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,414 NO, SEE, THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK. 214 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,499 IT WAS JUST... SO PERFECT. 215 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,501 IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME... 216 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,838 I'D JUST RELIVE THAT MOMENT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 217 00:11:55,005 --> 00:12:01,636 HI, DADDY. 218 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,556 [CHUCKLES] 219 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,100 JUST TELL JACKIE THE TRUTH. 220 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,102 THEN, IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER MAN, 221 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,812 WHOEVER HE MIGHT BE... 222 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,732 NO HARD FEELINGS. 223 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,817 YOU DO NOT NEED JACKIE. 224 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,779 SWEET, LUSCIOUS JACKIE. 225 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,782 YOU ARE AN EVIL, LITTLE FOREIGN MAN. 226 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,034 DON'T EVER CHANGE. 227 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,494 LOOK, KELSO, ALL RIGHT, 228 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,204 I'LL HELP YOU OUT WITH JACKIE, MAN. 229 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:31,791 I'LL TALK YOU THROUGH THE WHOLE THING STEP BY STEP. 230 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,543 THANKS, MAN. 231 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,044 YOU KNOW, I GUESS IT WAS WRONG... 232 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,379 WHAT I DID WITH LAURIE. 233 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,506 BUT I WAS JUST AMUSING MYSELF, YOU KNOW? 234 00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:40,300 AND THAT'S THE KEY TO LIFE, RIGHT? 235 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:45,263 NEVER STOP AMUSING YOURSELF. 236 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,516 UNLESS IT STARTS TO CHAFE. 237 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:51,895 THEN YOU SHOULD TAKE A WEEK OFF. 238 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:56,191 IT'S ALMOST TUESDAY, RIGHT? 239 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,779 ERIC, I'M ASKING YOU, 240 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,364 HAVE I BEEN A BAD FATHER? 241 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:07,160 MAYBE I'VE BEEN TOO HARD ON HER. 242 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,455 I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE, 243 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,458 I THINK I'M A FAIR MAN. 244 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,836 RIGHT? 245 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:19,839 ERIC, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU. 246 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,634 DOES THIS NEED MORE MAYONNAISE? 247 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,010 GET OUTTA HERE! 248 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,596 THANK YOU. 249 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,848 BOY, KITTY, WE GOT A PAIR TO BEAT A FULL HOUSE, 250 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,433 THAT'S FOR SURE. 251 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,602 WELL, RED, RELAX. YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 252 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,979 I'M OVERREACTING?! 253 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,398 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, KITTY, 254 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,108 PEOPLE ARE GONNA TALK. 255 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,236 HER LIVIN' WITH THAT GUY. 256 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,530 RED, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF PEOPLE TALK. 257 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,573 LAURIE IS STILL A PART OF THIS FAMILY, 258 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,201 WHICH IS WHY I INVITED HER TO DINNER TONIGHT. 259 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,079 OH, NO, NO, NO, KITTY. I'M NOT READY FOR THAT. 260 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,997 OH, THAT'S SWEET... 261 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,626 THE WAY YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU HAVE A CHOICE. 262 00:13:58,712 --> 00:13:59,879 LOOK, KITTY... 263 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,382 SHE'S COMING. 264 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,680 WELL, I'M GLAD WE'RE ALL EATING 265 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,390 DINNER TOGETHER AS A FAMILY. 266 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,975 YEAH, IT'S NICE, ESPECIALLY SINCE 267 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,727 LAURIE COULD MAKE IT FROM ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN... 268 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,563 WHERE SHE LIVES... 269 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,607 WITH SOME GUY... 270 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,151 IN SIN. 271 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,404 ARE YOU EVER GONNA HIT PUBERTY? 272 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:27,490 OH. OW. BUT YOU KNOW... 273 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:32,495 WHAT'S REALLY SAD IS THAT YOU GOT NO RESPECT FOR YOURSELF... 274 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,455 OR THIS FAMILY. 275 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:35,790 DADDY. 276 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,918 WELL, HE'S NOT WRONG. 277 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,295 BUT... BUT, DADDY... 278 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,588 RED! 279 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,299 WELL, KITTY, WHO'S GONNA BUY THE COW 280 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:47,385 WHEN THEY GET THE MILK FOR FREE? 281 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,098 [WHIMPERS] 282 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,643 YOU KNOW, DAD, IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S HOOKING... 283 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,771 OR SOME OTHER BAD EXAMPLE. 284 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,481 I MEAN, SHE'S JUST LIVIN' WITH A GUY, 285 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,984 AND IT IS THE SEVENTIES NOW, RIGHT? 286 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,944 WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT? 287 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:10,033 WELL, MAYBE... 288 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,535 MAYBE I JUST THINK YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE HARD ON HER. 289 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,455 WELL, THAT'S NICE, ERIC, BUT RIGHT NOW I AM TOO ANGRY 290 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:19,876 TO PRETEND TO GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK! 291 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:25,381 THESE ARE GREAT POTATOES, MRS. FORMAN. 292 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:28,092 THANKS, ERIC. 293 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,011 YEAH, SURE. 294 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,263 OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU BOYS TAKE YOUR PLATES IN 295 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,058 AND WATCH SOME McMILLAN AND WIFE. 296 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,310 YOU KNOW, JUST ONCE TODAY I'D LIKE TO FINISH A MEAL 297 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,188 WITHOUT GETTING CHASED OUT OF THE ROOM. 298 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,446 WELL, LAURIE, YOU BETTER STOP YOUR LYING 299 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,822 AND FACE UP TO THIS ONE. 300 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,033 JUST LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO YOUR FATHER. 301 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,576 MOM, I'M AN ADULT, OKAY? 302 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,828 NO, NO, NO. AN ADULT WOULD HAVE TOLD THE TRUTH 303 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,836 AND NOT LIED ABOUT MOVING IN WITH A GIRLFRIEND, 304 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,833 WHICH I KNEW WASN'T TRUE. 305 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,418 WELL, MOM, IF YOU ALREADY KNEW, 306 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,879 THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL DAD?! 307 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,840 THEN WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS! 308 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:11,010 OH, GOOD GOD, ROSEMARY HAD A BETTER BABY THAN ME. 309 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,935 OKAY, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING KIND OF WEIRD 310 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,063 EVER SINCE LAURIE GAVE YOU THAT T-SHIRT, MICHAEL. 311 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:27,568 FIRST OFF, ACT INNOCENT. 312 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,572 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, JACKIE. 313 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,492 OF COURSE, SHE'LL EXPLAIN HERSELF. 314 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,577 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING. 315 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,789 BUT YOU JUST STICK TO YOUR ORIGINAL STORY. 316 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:43,084 I'M STICKING TO MY ORIGINAL STORY! 317 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,880 NOW, SHE'LL BE SKEPTICAL. 318 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,091 UH-HUH... 319 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,634 SO GO ON THE OFFENSIVE. 320 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:55,638 YOU KNOW, JACKIE, YOU'RE JUST BEING PARANOID... 321 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,140 AND THAT HURTS. 322 00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:01,811 BECAUSE YOU DON'T TRUST ME... AND OTHER STUFF. 323 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,397 AND THEN, SHE'LL BE SO EMBARRASSED, 324 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,607 SHE'LL CAVE AND APOLOGIZE TO YOU. 325 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,360 FINE. I BELIEVE YOU, MICHAEL. 326 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,820 BUT KNOW THIS: 327 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:14,073 IF YOU'RE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH, I WILL FIND OUT, 328 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:19,620 'CAUSE I'M SMART, AND YOU... AREN'T. 329 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:24,000 THEN ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FORGIVE HER. 330 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:31,591 OKAY, JACKIE, I FORGIVE YOU. 331 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,561 RED, I THINK YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE HARD ON LAURIE. 332 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,313 I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS. 333 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,983 WHAT SHE IS DOING IS WRONG. 334 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,443 NOW THAT I THINK BACK ON IT, 335 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,278 I DON'T KNOW IF I EVER KNEW THAT GIRL. 336 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,614 LIVIN' WITH A GUY. 337 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,950 OH, IS THAT A FOREIGN CAR? AW, JEEZ. 338 00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,873 RED, YOU HAVE GONE YOUR WHOLE LIFE 339 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,708 THINKING SHE IS JUST A LITTLE GIRL, 340 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:09,545 BUT SHE IS AN ADULT NOW, AND SHE IS NOT A PERFECT ONE. 341 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:13,049 BOY, IS SHE NOT A PERFECT ONE. 342 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,342 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 343 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,750 YOU HAVE TO LOVE YOUR CHILDREN, 344 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,323 EVEN WHEN THEY DO THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE 345 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,013 OR, BETTER YET, HATE. 346 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,932 YOU THINK YOU DO A GOOD JOB, 347 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,559 YOU THINK THAT YOU TEACH YOUR CHILDREN THE DIFFERENCE 348 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:24,435 BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG, 349 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:28,106 AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. WELL, THE HELL WITH IT. 350 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,691 OKAY, I GUESS WE DON'T LOVE HER ANYMORE. 351 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,528 LET'S TAKE ALL PICTURES OF LAURIE OUT OF HERE 352 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,071 AND PRETEND SHE'S NOT OURS. 353 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,519 AND IF WE SEE HER ON THE STREET, 354 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,573 LET'S IGNORE HER. 355 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:40,952 NO, LET'S THROW THINGS AT HER. 356 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,829 WELL, NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING STUPID. 357 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:46,833 AND YOU'RE... NOT BEING A GOOD FATHER. 358 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,175 WELL... 359 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,845 OKAY. 360 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:03,850 MAYBE I HAVE BEEN KIND OF A... 361 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:07,478 A DUMB-ASS. 362 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,647 I WAS GONNA SAY UNREASONABLE. 363 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,190 FINE. FINE. 364 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:16,988 YOU'RE AN UNREASONABLE DUMB-ASS. 365 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,031 ARE YOU DONE NOW? 366 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,909 I THINK I AM. 367 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:34,297 AH, THE BRADYS WERE SUCH A NICE FAMILY. 368 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:38,718 I BET MR. BRADY NEVER GREW TO HATE MARCIA. 369 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:43,222 BUT THEN AGAIN, MARCIA WASN'T SO WHORY. 370 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:50,313 NO, SHE REALLY WASN'T. 371 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,232 WHAT? NO. COME ON. THIS IS OUR THING. 372 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,692 YOU LOVE THIS. 373 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,220 I'M MEAN TO YOU. YOU'RE MEAN TO ME. 374 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,196 SO, COME ON, HIT ME. 375 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:02,783 SORRY. I CAN'T. NOT TODAY. 376 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,745 ERIC, YOU WERE JUST LEAVING. 377 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,747 DAD, I THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE IT A LITTLE EASY ON... 378 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,499 ERIC. 379 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,753 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 380 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,508 LAURIE, I'VE BEEN THINKING... 381 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:23,679 ABOUT THE THING THAT HAPPENED... 382 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:27,391 AT THE PLACE YOU LIVE. 383 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,894 AND, UH, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I UNDERSTAND 384 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,188 THAT YOU'RE NOT MY LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE. 385 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,773 BUT I LIKE BEING YOUR LITTLE GIRL. 386 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,108 BUT YOU'RE NOT. 387 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,736 YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER. 388 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,905 AND YOU'RE A GROWN-UP... 389 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:49,038 WHO'S GOING TO DO AWFUL AND STUPID THINGS... 390 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,791 BUT I'LL STILL LOVE YOU. 391 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,418 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 392 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,213 AND I'M SORRY. 393 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,508 SO, DADDY, CAN I MOVE BACK IN? 394 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,718 OH, YEAH. 395 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,429 OKAY, GOOD. HEH HEH. 396 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,807 YEAH, GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK. 397 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,646 SO... 398 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,524 YOUR MAN FRIEND KICKED YOU OUT, DIDN'T HE? 399 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,527 NO! 400 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,571 HE MOVED BACK IN WITH HIS WIFE. 401 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,911 WELL, I JUST... I... 402 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:32,039 I NEED A LITTLE YELLOW PILL. 403 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,965 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 404 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,967 Laurie: HYDE! 405 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,427 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 406 00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:45,970 Laurie: HYDE! 407 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,139 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 408 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,890 Laurie: COME ON, HYDE, GET OUT! IT'S MY ROOM! 409 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,726 NO! I'LL NEVER LEAVE. 410 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,144 YOU'RE IN THE BASEMENT. 411 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,645 I'M THE FAVORITE NOW. 412 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,063 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 413 00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,481 Laurie: HYDE, I'M SERIOUS! 414 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,025 NO! I'VE BARRICADED THE DOOR. 415 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,651 YOU'LL NEVER GET IN! 416 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,738 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 417 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:06,991 WELL, JEEZ, TOUGH BREAK.