1 00:00:00,875 --> 00:00:03,919 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:05,546 SO. 3 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:08,882 LET'S GET TO THE LOVIN', HUH? 4 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:11,427 SO, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MOOD MUSIC, HUH? 5 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:13,804 ZEPPELIN OR FOGHAT? 6 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,639 WHATEVER. 7 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,141 LAURIE, 8 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:18,517 ARE YOU OKAY? 9 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,602 I'M SORRY. 10 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,479 I GUESS I'M JUST NOT INTO IT TODAY. 11 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:24,314 ACTUALLY, I FEEL LIKE TALKING. 12 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:27,776 OH, YEAH. OKAY, YEAH. I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE. 13 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:31,363 WELL, IT'S JUST... 14 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,824 LATELY I FEEL LIKE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE AWAY AT SCHOOL 15 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,284 AND I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE, 16 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,745 AND I JUST FEEL LIKE THIS HUGE FAILURE. 17 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,080 LAURIE, DON'T BE SILLY. 18 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:43,751 FAILURES ARE UGLY, AND YOU'RE HOT. 19 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:45,961 THAT'S TRUE. 20 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,464 YEAH. THANKS, KELSO. 21 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:52,468 I GUESS IT ALL STARTED IN JUNIOR HIGH. 22 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:55,095 THAT'S WHEN A GIRL REALLY DEFINES WHO SHE IS. 23 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:59,516 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 24 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,980 SO, WE'RE TALKING SOME MORE? 25 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,775 I REALLY WANT TO TALK. 26 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:10,360 OKAY. 27 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:13,113 GUESS I'LL PUT MY SHIRT BACK ON SO WE CAN TALK SOME MORE. 28 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,532 GREAT. 29 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,410 YEAH. SUPER. 30 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,040 LOOK AT THIS AD, RED. 31 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,126 THEY'RE OPENING A PRICEMART RIGHT IN OUR OWN TOWN. 32 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:27,878 $14.95 FOR A TOASTER. 33 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,047 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 34 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,673 NO, I CAN'T. 35 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:33,300 I BOUGHT THAT VERY SAME TOASTER 36 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:36,386 IN YOUR STORE FOR TWICE THAT. 37 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,765 YEAH, THAT'S MY POINT. 38 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:43,018 THAT YOU SCREWED ME? 39 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,979 RED, $14.95 IS BELOW MY COST. 40 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:48,190 THIS PRICEMART COULD PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS. 41 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:51,151 HEY, THEY'RE HIRING. 42 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,778 RED, YOU CAN'T. 43 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,655 THESE GIANT CORPORATIONS COME INTO TOWN, 44 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,116 THEY DESTROY LITTLE BUSINESSES LIKE MINE. 45 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,326 THEY'RE EVIL. 46 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:02,955 YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S TRUE. 47 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:11,046 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 48 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:14,591 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 49 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:18,303 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 50 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:21,723 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 51 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:25,727 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 52 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:29,439 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 53 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:33,735 ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ 54 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:36,738 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 55 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:48,083 WHERE IS THE FOOD? 56 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,480 ERIC, YOU SHOULD GIVE YOUR REFRIGERATOR 57 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:53,922 TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE FOOD. 58 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:55,799 LOOK AT THIS. 59 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,385 HAMBURGER HELPER. TUNA HELPER. 60 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,054 A CAN OF BEETS? 61 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,724 OH, GROSS. I WILL NOT EAT A DARN BEET. 62 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:05,475 YOU KNOW WHAT, FORMAN? 63 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:06,685 YOUR DAD BETTER GET A JOB, AND SOON. 64 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,855 'CAUSE I'M STARVING HERE. 65 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,773 I'LL TELL HIM YOU SAID THAT. 66 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:13,108 MICHAEL, IT'S NOT POLITE 67 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,318 TO REMIND POOR PEOPLE 68 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:17,487 THAT THEY'RE PO... 69 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:19,323 LESS FORTUNATE. 70 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,657 WE'RE NOT LESS FORTUNATE. 71 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:22,159 WE'RE JUST ON A BUDGET. 72 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,368 WELL, IT IS A HELL 73 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:27,623 OF A TINY BUDGET. 74 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:28,999 OH, THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 75 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,919 THAT'S SAD. 76 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,673 HEY, KELSO, EAT THAT. 77 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:38,634 ALL RIGHT. GREEN JELL-O. 78 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:40,010 HEY, JACKIE, TRY SOME. 79 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,304 I HEARD GREEN STUFF MAKES YOU HORNY. 80 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:46,558 MICHAEL, THAT ONLY WORKS WITH GREEN M&Ms. DUH. 81 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:50,187 NUH-UH. IT'S EVERYTHING GREEN. 82 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,772 RIGHT, DONNA? 83 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,190 ACTUALLY, KELSO, 84 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,025 YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY MAKES YOU HORNY? 85 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:58,028 BEETS. 86 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,574 YEAH, RIGHT. 87 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,661 NO, IT'S TRUE. I SAW IT ON 60 MINUTES, MAN. 88 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:08,872 BEET FARMERS WITH, LIKE, 10, 15 KIDS. 89 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:14,002 MAN, HOW'S COME EVERYTHING GOOD FOR YOU ALWAYS TASTES SO BAD. 90 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,589 I'M TRYING IT. 91 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,634 MICHAEL, HONEY, DON'T EAT OUR BEETS. 92 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,056 YEAH, YOU KNOW, MICHAEL, MRS. FORMAN'S RIGHT. 93 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,392 YOU'RE HORNY ENOUGH AS IT IS. 94 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:31,770 SOMETIMES, I WISH YOU HAD TWO GIRLFRIENDS. 95 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:36,066 OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 96 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,861 WHAT? 97 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:42,531 NOTHING. 98 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,033 I GET IT, BOB. 99 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,787 KITTY, I'M GETTING A JOB AT PRICEMART. 100 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,815 AND I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN TOO CONCERNED 101 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,757 WITH THE NEEDS OF OTHERS, 102 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:03,719 AND I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ENOUGH ABOUT MYSELF. 103 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,430 KELSO? 104 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:09,975 YEAH, YEAH. LISTENING. 105 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,102 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 106 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:15,647 WELL, UH, I... 107 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,066 AGREE? 108 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:19,276 REALLY? 109 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,278 YEAH! 110 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:25,574 OKAY, I MEAN, EVERYTHING YOU SAID MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. 111 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:29,619 SO, WHO WANTS SEX? I KNOW I DO! 112 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:35,625 KELSO, I'M FEELING REALLY CLOSE TO YOU. 113 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:39,713 AND I THINK I WANT A RELATIONSHIP. 114 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,049 YES. THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 115 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:44,926 A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP. 116 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:48,263 NO, NO, I MEAN I WANT MORE FROM YOU THAN JUST SEX. 117 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,892 DON'T BE SILLY, LAURIE. SEX IS ENOUGH FOR ANY WOMAN. 118 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:55,354 KELSO, I WANT AN EMOTIONAL RELATIONSHIP. 119 00:05:55,521 --> 00:06:00,108 EXACTLY! WE BOTH WANT A SEXUALLY EMOTIONAL RELATIONSHIP. 120 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:06,156 THIS PRICEMART LOOKS LIKE A HECK OF AN OUTFIT, KITTY. 121 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,867 YEAH, MAYBE I SHOULD GO DOWN THERE AND GET A JOB, TOO. 122 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,370 ERIC, WHEN YOUR FATHER'S IN A GOOD MOOD, 123 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,746 WHAT DO I SAY? 124 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,164 NO TALKING? 125 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:15,457 THANK YOU. 126 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:16,833 ERIC, I'VE TOLD YOU. 127 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,293 YOUR JOB IS TO STUDY HARD, 128 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,295 GET GOOD GRADES, GET A SCHOLARSHIP, 129 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,255 GO TO COLLEGE AND MOVE AWAY. 130 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:26,009 END OF DISCUSSION. 131 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,428 THEN HOW COME HYDE GETS TO HAVE A JOB? 132 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:32,015 BECAUSE, FORMAN, YOU HAVE POTENTIAL. 133 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,060 WHEREAS I'LL BE A SUCCESS IF I STAY OUT OF JAIL. 134 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,562 EXACTLY! 135 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:41,316 OH, NO, STEVEN, THAT IS NOT TRUE. 136 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,943 IT'S JUST IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT 137 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:46,738 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PARENTS. 138 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:51,576 OH, MY GOD. I DON'T HAVE ANY PARENTS? 139 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,663 OKAY, OKAY. WISH ME LUCK. 140 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,873 OKAY, GOOD LUCK, HONEY. GOOD LUCK. 141 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,667 KNOCK 'EM DEAD. 142 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:01,545 MAN, WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? I JUST WANT TO HELP OUT. 143 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:04,339 WELL, I AM SORRY, ERIC, BUT I AGREE WITH YOUR FATHER. 144 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:07,092 SCHOOL IS YOUR JOB. 145 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:11,972 OH, AND ALSO TO BE MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY BOY. 146 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,062 MOM! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 147 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:22,482 I'M NOT A BOY ANYMORE. I'M A MAN. 148 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,987 SHUT UP, HYDE. I AM A MAN! 149 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,906 FINE. 150 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:32,617 MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY MAN. 151 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:39,124 OH, MAN. 152 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:43,503 YOU ARE SO LUCKY YOUR MOM'S A RUNAWAY ALCOHOLIC. 153 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,757 I MUST SAY, RED. I AM VERY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR EXPERIENCE. 154 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:49,342 WELL, THANK YOU, MR. HERBISON. 155 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,011 OH, CALL ME TED, RED. 156 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,555 HEY, TED, RED. THAT'S FUNNY. 157 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:55,390 OH, YEAH. IT IS. 158 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:56,892 I DIDN'T CATCH IT THERE AT FIRST, 159 00:07:57,059 --> 00:08:00,520 BUT THEN WHOOP! THAT'S FUNNY. 160 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,397 NOW I SEE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR OUR SUPERVISOR POSITION. 161 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,774 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I OFFERED YOU A JOB RIGHT NOW? 162 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:07,402 I'D SAY LET'S BREAK OUT THE CHAMPALE. 163 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,697 GREAT, 'CAUSE WE'RE HIRING CASHIERS. 164 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,240 YOU GET YOUR OWN SMOCK. 165 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:14,701 I'M NOT A CASHIER, TED. 166 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,078 I'M MANAGEMENT. 167 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,999 OKAY. THEN WE'LL LET YOU KNOW. 168 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:28,173 SO, UH, RED, TED. THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY, THOUGH. 169 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,676 ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY. 170 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,776 RED, COME AND EAT YOUR DINNER. 171 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,278 SHH! NOT HUNGRY. 172 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:51,780 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 173 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,348 SHH! RED'S WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL. 174 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,992 OH. 175 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,079 [CRUNCH] 176 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,290 All: SHH! 177 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,543 SORRY. 178 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,754 YOU KNOW, THAT PHONE HASN'T RUNG ALL DAMN DAY. 179 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,089 MAYBE IT'S BROKEN. 180 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:13,677 NO, IT'S NOT BROKEN. 181 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:16,304 OH! DAMN! THEY COULD HAVE CALLED RIGHT THEN, 182 00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:18,390 GOT A BUSY SIGNAL, MOVED ON TO THE NEXT GUY ON THE LIST. 183 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:22,102 OH, MAN! I JUST SCREWED MYSELF OUT OF A JOB! 184 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,853 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 185 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,814 WAIT, RED! WAIT! LET IT RING. 186 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,316 YOU DON'T WANT TO SEEM DESPERATE. 187 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,360 RIGHT. 188 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,362 ERIC, IF THIS IS ONE OF YOUR DUMB-ASS FRIENDS, 189 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:35,156 YOU BETTER START RUNNING. 190 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,993 PLEASE DON'T BE KELSO. PLEASE DON'T BE KELSO. 191 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,078 HELLO. 192 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:45,166 IT'S PRICEMART! 193 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:48,962 YES. 194 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,923 THIS IS THE FORMAN RESIDENCE. 195 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:55,176 YOU HAVE GOOD NEWS?! 196 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,137 YEAH. 197 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,723 UH-HUH. 198 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,519 OKAY THEN. THANKS FOR CALLING. 199 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:07,772 SO WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? 200 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,859 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS... 201 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:14,237 ERIC GOT A JOB AT PRICEMART. 202 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:25,332 RUN, HONEY. RUN. 203 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,719 MAN, RED WENT BALLISTIC ON ME. 204 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,805 I MEAN I WANT TO KEEP THE JOB, BUT... 205 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:45,060 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO WEAR MY ASS FOR A HAT. 206 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,063 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, 207 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,983 HE SAID HE COULD DO THAT, AND I BELIEVE HIM. 208 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:55,111 COME ON, FORMAN. FIGHT THE POWER, MAN. 209 00:10:55,279 --> 00:11:00,784 THAT WAY I CAN HAVE YOUR ROOM AFTER RED KILLS YOU. 210 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:05,288 ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE AN ASS HAT IS FATAL. 211 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,124 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD JOB FOR ME? 212 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:11,961 GIGOLO. 213 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:15,882 THE LOVIN' IS OVER, NOW PAY ME. 214 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,555 SO, LAURIE'S BEEN TALKING A LOT LATELY, RIGHT? 215 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,974 SHE'S SAYING SHE WANTS A RELATIONSHIP... 216 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:30,105 YOU KNOW, AND I KEPT WAITING FOR THE DIRTY PART, 217 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:34,901 BUT THE DIRTY PART NEVER CAME. 218 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,421 KELSO, I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM HERE, OKAY? 219 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,781 I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THAT. 220 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,409 RIGHT. 221 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:46,413 YOU KNOW, DATING TWO GIRLS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS. 222 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:50,417 YOU KNOW, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE... 223 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:56,381 [MUSIC] 224 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,721 SO, DO YOU WANT TO TALK? 225 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,890 NO WAY, I JUST WANT TO FOOL AROUND. 226 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,268 YEAH. YEAH. YES! 227 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,603 OH, TALKING IS STUPID. 228 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,355 YOU KNOW, I'LL JUST WAIT QUIETLY 229 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,482 UNTIL YOU AND LAURIE ARE DONE. 230 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,943 HAVE FUN. 231 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,279 WELL, THANKS, BABE. 232 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,157 YOU KNOW WHAT? FEEL FREE TO JUMP IN. 233 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,661 HEY, KELSO, YOU MIND IF I JOIN IN YOUR SEXY CIRCLE, TOO? 234 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,247 WELL, WHY NOT? 235 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,040 ALL ERIC EVER WANTS TO DO IS TALK. 236 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,334 I TOLD YOU HE WAS A LOSER. 237 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:34,753 I KNOW. 238 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,200 I MEAN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK 239 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,338 WHEN I DON'T HAVE A THOUGHT 240 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:40,258 IN MY PRETTY LITTLE RED HEAD? 241 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,302 SEE, MICHAEL? 242 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,305 DONNA'S JUST AS EMPTY-HEADED AS WE ARE. 243 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,307 OH, DONNA, YOU'LL MAKE A GREAT ADDITION 244 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,143 TO OUR SEXY CIRCLE. 245 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,479 ALL RIGHT, LADIES. THERE'S JUST ONE RULE HERE. 246 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,315 THERE ARE NO BRAS ALLOWED. 247 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,193 All: YAY! 248 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,366 SEE, THAT'S PRETTY SWEET, HUH? 249 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,540 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 250 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,167 [CLEARS THROAT] 251 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:18,213 I THINK IT MAKES YOUR ASS LOOK BIG. 252 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:26,179 YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY MY DAD DOESN'T WANT ME TO WORK. 253 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,223 I MEAN, YEAH, I'M A REAL BAD BOY, DONNA. 254 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:32,769 MY BIG TEENAGE REBELLION IS TO GET A JOB. 255 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:38,358 OOH, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO NEXT. 256 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,318 OH, MY GOD, LOOK OUT. 257 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,488 HE'S GOT INSURANCE. 258 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:47,700 YOU KNOW I THINK IT'LL BE GREAT WHEN YOU GET A JOB. 259 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,411 MAYBE ON OUR DATES WE WON'T HAVE TO JUST SIT IN THE CAR. 260 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,330 MAYBE WE CAN ACTUALLY DRIVE SOMEWHERE 261 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:55,124 AND MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW, EAT? 262 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:59,420 OR MAYBE I CAN GET MY OWN POPCORN AT THE MOVIES. 263 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:02,382 YOU'RE A DREAMER. 264 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,136 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 265 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,806 I'M GOING TO KEEP THE JOB. 266 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,100 WOW, YOU'RE LIKE A REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE... 267 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,519 BUT WITH A CAUSE. 268 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,188 AND A SMOCK. RIGHT. 269 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,150 YOU GOT TO HIDE ME. 270 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:23,111 Laurie: KELSO, ARE YOU DOWN THERE? 271 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,822 CRAP! I'M NOT HERE. 272 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,577 HAVE YOU SEEN KELSO? 273 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,036 WHY, YES, I HAVE. 274 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,830 HE'S HIDING FROM YOU IN THE SHOWER. 275 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,082 OH! 276 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,087 HI. 277 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,505 GUESS WHAT! 278 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,299 I JUST FOUND MY EIGHTH GRADE DIARY. 279 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,843 COME ON, I'LL READ IT TO YOU. 280 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,219 GREAT! 281 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,680 HEY, FORMAN. 282 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:55,935 GOOD NEWS, RED. 283 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:59,772 I JUST TOOK COSMO'S "10 WAYS TO PLEASE YOUR MAN IN BED" TEST 284 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:04,360 AND I GOT 9 OUT OF 10. 285 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,404 BUT I DIDN'T GET NUMBER 3 BECAUSE I'M A NURSE 286 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:10,116 AND NUMBER 3 IS ICKY. 287 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,207 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ERIC. 288 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,876 OH, I THINK WORKING IS IMPORTANT 289 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,377 TO ERIC'S SELF-ESTEEM, 290 00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:22,837 AND I REALLY DON'T THINK IT'S A BIG DEAL. 291 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,673 BUT HE ONLY GOT A JOB, KITTY, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE. 292 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,759 AND NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO WORK 293 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,094 AND SCREW UP HIS CHANCES TO GO TO A GOOD COLLEGE 294 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,347 'CAUSE I CAN'T CARRY THE LOAD. 295 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:35,141 I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT CRUMMY CASHIER'S JOB. 296 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,726 OH, NOW WHAT KIND OF TALK IS THAT? 297 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,603 YOU DESERVE TO BE SUPERVISOR. 298 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,063 IN FACT, THE RED FORMAN I KNOW 299 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,232 WOULD MARCH RIGHT DOWN THERE AND FIGHT FOR IT. 300 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,026 I'VE BEEN OUT OF WORK FOR 6 MONTHS. 301 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,946 I CAN'T AFFORD TO FIGHT RIGHT NOW, KITTY. 302 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,490 I'VE GOT TO TAKE THEIR CRAPPY OFFER 303 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:54,494 AND SMILE LIKE A JACKASS WHILE I DO IT. 304 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,705 RED, I DON'T THINK YOUR SMILE IS GOING TO... 305 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,540 OH, I'M GOING FOR A WALK. 306 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,001 WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, HONEY. 307 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,471 YOU KNOW WHAT, WE CAN SPLIT A BOTTLE OF WINE, 308 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:08,299 AND I'LL GIVE NUMBER 3 A SHOT. 309 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,727 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. 310 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,862 DID YOU QUIT THAT JOB? 311 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,447 DAD, I WANT TO KEEP THAT JOB. 312 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,741 WELL, IT'S A TOUGH WORLD, ERIC. 313 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,284 AND PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT THEY WANT. 314 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:38,037 ESPECIALLY YOU. 315 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,666 DAD, I'M PRETTY SURE I'M NOT BACKING DOWN ON THIS ONE. 316 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,587 YOU'RE NOT? 317 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,007 OH, NO. 318 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,261 WELL, I GUESS YOU WIN, THEN. 319 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,514 DAD, YOU ALWAYS TELL ME NEVER TO BACK DOWN. 320 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,807 DON'T BACK DOWN. 321 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,267 FORMANS NEVER BACK DOWN. 322 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,561 AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME TO BACK DOWN? 323 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,605 WELL, DAD, I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE THAT YOU'RE INSANE. 324 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,858 YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? 325 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,276 WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE NOT IN THE TRADITIONAL 326 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,861 HA HA SENSE, 327 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,779 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF... 328 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,281 LOOK, I'VE GOT TO GO. 329 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,158 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK REAL FUNNY 330 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,534 WHEN YOU'RE WEARING... 331 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,787 Both: YOUR ASS FOR A HAT. 332 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,207 EVEN THOUGH I DOUBT THAT'S PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. 333 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,252 LET'S FIND OUT TOGETHER. 334 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,757 OKAY, LAURIE, I WANT YOU TO KNOW 335 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,760 THAT I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY 336 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:36,471 ENJOY FOOLING AROUND WITH YOU. 337 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:39,182 YEAH, I GET THAT A LOT. 338 00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,975 AND YOU SHOULD. 'CAUSE YOU'RE TALENTED. 339 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:44,645 SEE, BUT I DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE RELATIONSHIPS 340 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,898 BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE ONE OF THOSE WITH JACKIE. 341 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,357 YEAH, BUT THAT CAN'T LAST. 342 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,692 NO. 343 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,069 SEE, WHAT I'M SAYING IS, 344 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,488 IS THAT WE HAVE TO BREAK THIS THING OFF. 345 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,117 HUH. 346 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,371 THAT'S A PRETTY BIG DECISION TO MAKE ALL ON YOUR OWN. 347 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,957 MAYBE YOU AND ME AND JACKIE 348 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,585 SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER AND DISCUSS IT. 349 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,754 NO. YOU WOULDN'T. 350 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,464 REALLY? 351 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,132 LOOK AT ME, KELSO. 352 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:17,220 LOOK INTO MY EYES. 353 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,904 LAURIE, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 354 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,574 OH, KELSO. I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. 355 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,124 IT'S A SMART MOVE, TAKING CASHIER. 356 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,376 I KNOW YOU WERE GUNNING FOR SUPERVISOR, BUT... 357 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,629 HEY, THERE'S NO SHAME IN BACKING DOWN. 358 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,969 WELL, THAT IS A MIGHTY NICE SMOCK. 359 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:05,601 YOU KNOW, YOU THINK THAT YOUR KIDS DON'T LISTEN TO YOU... 360 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,186 BUT THEY DO. 361 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,771 I'M NOT SURE I FOLLOW. 362 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,940 I CHANGED MY MIND, TED. 363 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,442 I'M HERE FOR THE SUPERVISOR'S JOB. 364 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,363 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 365 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,408 TED? 366 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,495 OKAY, WELL, NOW YOUR FATHER SHOULD BE BACK 367 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,290 FROM HIS INTERVIEW ANY MINUTE NOW. 368 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,155 MOM, HOW COME WE HAVE TO BE HERE? 369 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,586 I COULD BE USING THIS TIME TO... 370 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,172 NOT BE HERE. 371 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,927 NO, THIS IS A VERY DIFFICULT DAY FOR YOUR FATHER, 372 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,676 AND HE NEEDS TO BE WITH HIS FAMILY. 373 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:39,969 I'LL BE IN THE BASEMENT. 374 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,888 NO, YOU SIT! 375 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,807 OH, SURE, WHEN THINGS GET UGLY, SUDDENLY I'M FAMILY. 376 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,896 NOT TO ME, FREAK. 377 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,858 YOU ARE SO GOING TO END UP IN PORNO. 378 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,868 HI, HONEY. 379 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,746 RIGHT TO THE BAR. NOT A GOOD SIGN. 380 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,917 WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT? 381 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,752 DON'T YOU THINK THAT 382 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,255 PRICEMART'S NEW SUPERVISOR DESERVES A DRINK? 383 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:19,217 YAY! 384 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,511 YEAH, I GOT IT. 385 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,514 HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, DAD. 386 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:26,891 THANKS, ERIC. 387 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,936 OH, AND YOU'RE FIRED! 388 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,814 WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 389 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,525 YES, I CAN. YOU'RE FIRED! 390 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:41,030 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT FIRED. 391 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:46,827 OKAY, IF IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO YOU, YOU'RE NOT FIRED. 392 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,413 BUT IF YOUR GRADES START TO SLIP, 393 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,749 YOU ARE FIRED! 394 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,502 I LOVE SAYING THAT. 395 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,172 GOD HELP THE POOR BASTARDS THAT WORK FOR YOU, HUH? 396 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,342 WAIT, UH, I WORK FOR YOU. 397 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,428 I KNOW. 398 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:09,141 SO, DAD, YOU AND ME GOING TO WORK TOGETHER. 399 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,727 WHAT A NIGHTMARE, HUH? 400 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,521 OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 401 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,190 THEY SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG. 402 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,570 JUST DOESN'T GET OLD, DOES IT? 403 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,657 WELL, IF IT ISN'T BENEDICT AND ARNOLD. 404 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,368 BOB, I NEEDED THAT JOB, AND IF YOU CAN'T GET THAT, 405 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,371 WELL, I'M SORRY. YOU'RE A DUMB-ASS. 406 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,331 LOOK, THEY MISSPELLED PRICEMART. 407 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:33,791 YOU WANT TO KEEP THAT FINGER? 408 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:37,837 UH-HUH. 409 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,590 YOU'VE GOT TO STOP GOOFING AROUND, KELSO. 410 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,301 AM I RIGHT, JACKIE? 411 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,136 LAURIE IS SO RIGHT, MICHAEL. 412 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,221 WE ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 413 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,266 EVEN ERIC GOT A JOB. 414 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,644 YEAH, EVEN MY STUPID BROTHER GOT A JOB. 415 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,772 YEAH, HER BROTHER'S STUPID AND HE GOT A JOB. 416 00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,984 SEXY CIRCLE?! 417 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,570 OH! 418 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,729 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY