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OK. HERE WE GO.

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RIGHT HAND, BLUE.

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FEZ, YOU CAN'T PLAY
TWISTER BY YOURSELF.

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Fez: THAT'S WHERE
YOU ARE WRONG, MY FRIEND.

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RIGHT LEG, GREEN.

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OH, THAT'S GONNA BE TOUGH.

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HEY, FEZ, MAN,
THE CIRCUS CALLED.

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THEY SAID THEY'LL
PAY YOU 50 BUCKS A WEEK

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IF YOU CAN KISS YOUR OWN ASS.

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Fez: TAKE A MESSAGE.

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I HAVE THE GREATEST
NEWS IN THE WORLD.

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HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT?

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Fez: I'M DOUBLE-JOINTED.

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SUPER.

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MY PARENTS ARE RENEWING
THEIR WEDDING VOWS.

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WAIT, SO DOUBLE-DATING
DEGENERATES AND SKEEZY BAR HAGS

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JUST LOST ITS APPEAL?

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YOU'D BE AMAZED HOW FAST
SKEEZY BAR HAGS LOSE THEIR APPEAL.

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BUT THEN, LIKE, 2 BEERS LATER,
ITALL COMES ROARING BACK.

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NO. FINALLY,
THE INSANITY'S OVER.

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YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY
HAPPY ABOUT THIS, ERIC,

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AND YOU SHOULD BE, TOO.

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MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN
DRIVING ME NUTS,

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AND I'VE PROBABLY BEEN
A LITTLE MOODY LATELY.

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NO. GOD, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN MOODY.

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OH, THIS IS GREAT.

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JACKIE'S GONNA GET
WEDDING FEVER.

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MAN, ALL I'M GONNA HEAR IS,
"MICHAEL, AT OUR WEDDING,

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DON'T SHOVE CAKE IN MY FACE,"

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AND, "YOU BETTER KNOW
HOW TO DANCE,"

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AND, "THERE WILL NOT
BE A TRAMPOLINE."

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A WEDDING
WITHOUT A TRAMPOLINE...

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THAT'S CRAZY TALK.

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YEAH. IT'D BE LIKE A FUNERAL
WITHOUT A DUNK TANK.

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YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?

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SHE EVEN KNOWS WHAT KIND
OF CHINA PATTERNS SHE WANTS.

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PINK AND PURPLE WITH UNICORNS.

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WHO WANTS TO SEE A UNICORN
WHEN THEY'RE EATING PIE?

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Fez: LEFT LEG, YELLOW.

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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE
HELP ME GET MY PANTS OFF?

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All: NO!

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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪

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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪

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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪

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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪

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♪ NOTA THING TO DO ♪

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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪

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♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪

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HELLO, WISCONSIN!

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

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QUIT IT.

52
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ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE
TO HELP YOUR PARENTS

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WITH THEIR WEDDING VOWS?

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YES. QUIT IT.

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I GOT A VOW.

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I VOW...

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TO KISS YOU SO HARD

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YOUR PRETTY LITTLE
RED HEAD POPS OFF.

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NO. I COULD MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

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QUIT IT.

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DONNA, I'M SORRY...

62
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BUT PINNING ME
ONLY MAKES IT SEXIER.

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HEY, KIDS.

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HEY, DONNA, GET OFF OF ME!

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HELLO.

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HUH, SO, WHAT'S UP?

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WELL, YOUR MOM AND I
HAVE BEEN TALKING.

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WE HAVE A FEW IDEAS
ABOUT THE VOWS.

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FIRST OF ALL, A WEDDING
IS A NICE WAY TO SPEND THE DAY.

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WRITE THAT DOWN.

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"SPENDING THE DAY WITH
YOUR MOM IS NICE."

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THAT'S MY FIRST VOW.

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I DON'T THINK THAT'S A VOW.

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YES, IT IS.

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OK, UH, MOM...

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WHY DO YOU WANT
TO GET REMARRIED?

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WELL, WHEN YOUR DAD
AND I WERE IN THE ATTIC,

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WE FIGURED OUT I STILL
FIT IN MY WEDDING DRESS.

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OH, THAT'S GOOD, TOO.

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"MIDGE, YOU'RE AS THIN TODAY

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AS THE DAY I MARRIED YOU."

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THAT'S A NICE VOW.

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WRITE.

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SO BOTH THE CEREMONY
AND RECEPTION

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WILL BE COMPLETELY
GREEN AND GOLD...

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IN HONOR OF THE PACKERS.

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THAT'S... CLASSY, BOB.

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AND RED, SINCE YOU AND I
HAVE A SPECIAL BOND,

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I'D LIKE YOU TO BE MY BEST MAN.

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REALLY?

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YEP.

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WELL, UH, I DON'T KNOW, BOB.

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OH, I THINK THAT IS JUST LOVELY.

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YEAH. FINE. I'D LOVE
TO BE YOUR BEST MAN.

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AND, KITTY, SINCE YOU
AND MIDGE ARE SO CLOSE,

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SHE'D LIKE TO ASK
YOU A SPECIAL FAVOR.

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OH, BOB.

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I WOULD BE HONORED
TO BE MIDGE'S...

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SHE'D LIKE YOU TO BRING CHAIRS.

100
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CHAIR-BRINGER.

101
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OH, STEVEN,

102
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HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE OUR
WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER?

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NOPE. I LIKE
TO PARTY AT PARTIES.

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I'LL GIVE YOU 10 BUCKS.

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20 PLUS A MEATBALL SUB.

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Bob: DEAL. DEAL.

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WELL, GOT TO GO PICK UP
MY GREEN AND GOLD TUX.

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IT'S A SPECIAL ORDER.

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GUY LOOKED AT ME
LIKE I WAS AN IDIOT.

110
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YEAH. THAT WAS THE LOOK.

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WELL, CAN YOU BEAT THAT?

112
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MIDGE AND I ARE MUCH
BETTER FRIENDS THAN YOU AND BOB.

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WELL, MEN'S FRIENDSHIPS ARE...

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ALL OF MY LIFE I HAVE
WANTED TO BE A BRIDESMAID.

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NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE EVER
ASKED ME TO BE A BRIDESMAID.

116
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WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE
YOU'RE TOO PRETTY.

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OH, CAN IT.
THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

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I AM GONNA BE A BRIDESMAID.

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HEY, WANNA BE THE BEST MAN?

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I'M SORRY, MAN,
I MUST HAVE LOST YOUR FILM.

121
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ARE YOU SURE IT WAS THIS HUT?

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HEY, MAN. ALL RIGHT.
CHECK THIS OUT, OK?

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FRIEND OF MINE'S HAVING
A WEDDING THIS WEEKEND,

124
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AND I TOLD HIM THAT
I'D BE THE PHOTOGRAPHER.

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OH, COOL, MAN.

126
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I REMEMBER MY WEDDING.
IT WAS MAGICAL, MAN.

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CHICKS AND BOOZE EVERYWHERE.

128
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AND I'D BE WILLING TO MISS
ALL THAT CHICKY-BOOZY FUN

129
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TO TAKE PICTURES, YOU KNOW?

130
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BUT, LEO, MAN, I GOT A PROBLEM.

131
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I CAN'T SEE
THROUGH THE VIEWFINDER

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BECAUSE I HAVE A GLASS EYE.

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HOW COME YOUR EYE
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE GLASS, MAN?

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WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S
SPECIAL SPACE-AGE GLASS.

135
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WHOA. YOUR EYE WAS IN SPACE?

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THAT'S AWESOME, MAN.

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OK.

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SO, HERE'S THE DEAL, RIGHT?

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JOB PAYS 10 BUCKS
AND HALF A MEATBALL SUB.

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SO I'M MISSING OUT
ON A PRETTY SWEET DEAL HERE.

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DAMN YOU, GLASS EYE.

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WELL, HEY, I COULD
USE THE 10 BUCKS, MAN,

143
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AND HALF A MEATBALL SUB.

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IF ONLY I HAD A CAMERA.

145
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WHOA!

146
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HEY, IT'S ALL
COMING TOGETHER, MAN.

147
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WHY DO WE HAVE TO
GETALL DRESSED UP

148
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FOR THIS STUPID
REHEARSAL DINNER?

149
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BECAUSE MY MOM SAID SO.

150
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AND WE DON'T ARGUE WITH MOMMY.

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OK. SO, JACKIE HASN'T MADE ME

152
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READ A SINGLE BRIDE'S MAGAZINE.

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I'M TELLING YOU, MAN.

154
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EVER SINCE I SET
HER HOUSE ON FIRE,

155
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SHE'S BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD.

156
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HEY, YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M TRYING
TO GET IN GOOD WITH DONNA,

157
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YOU KNOW WHAT WORKS FOR ME?

158
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I DON'T SET HER HOUSE
ON FIRE. YEAH.

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OH, SURE. HINDSIGHT'S 20/20.

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HERE, LOSER, MOM WANTS
YOU TO PUT THIS ON.

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HEY, LAURIE.

162
00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:04,084
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU IDIOT?

163
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OH, WELL, JACKIE WAS...

164
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,797
I TOLD YOU NEVER
TO SAY THAT NAME TO ME.

165
00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,716
WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP!

166
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SEE, THAT'S TRUE, SO...

167
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SHUT UP!

168
00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,146
JACKIE, HEAR ME NOW.

169
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I AM NOT HELPING
WITH ANY OF THE WEDDING STUFF.

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GOOD.

171
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OH, NICE TRY, JACKIE,

172
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BUT THE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY'S
NOT GONNA WORK ON ME.

173
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MY MIND'S TOO POWERFUL.

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WHATEVER.

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OK.

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NO, WAIT. JACKIE,
THAT'S CONFUSING!

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I'M NOT CHASING AFTER YOU!

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OH, KITTY, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO MEET THE BRIDESMAIDS?

179
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OH, BOB, WOULD I LIKE
TO BE A BRIDESMAID?

180
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,561
NO. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MEET THE BRIDESMAIDS?

181
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:07,814
OH. WHATEVER. FINE.

182
00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,816
UH, KITTY...

183
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,861
THIS IS BARBARA,
HONOR, AND HOLLY.

184
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,279
HI.

185
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,905
HOLLY'S THE MAID OF HONOR.

186
00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:20,827
WHICH IS IRONIC THAT HONOR
IS NOT THE MAID OF HONOR.

187
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,038
I AM SO GONNA GET YOU.

188
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,456
SHUT UP!

189
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,666
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
DON'T DO THIS NOW.

190
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,084
Both: YOU SHUT UP!

191
00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:32,505
I DIDN'T FLY IN
FROM ISTANBUL FOR THIS.

192
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:38,261
WELL, UM, WELL, THAT IS...
IS JUST A LOVELY DRESS.

193
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,805
WHERE DO THE BATTERIES GO?

194
00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,476
DRINK UP!

195
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,896
OK, RED, YOU'RE THE BEST MAN.

196
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,314
YOU MAKE THE TOAST.

197
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:53,568
I WOULD, BUT I'M
NOT FROM ISTANBUL.

198
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:57,072
OH, FINE. AHEM.

199
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,783
EXCUSE ME. AHEM.

200
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,743
HELLO?

201
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,120
LISTEN UP, YOU BASTARDS!

202
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:09,709
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE,
UH, THE BASTARDS THING.

203
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:13,254
ANYWAY, I'D LIKE TO
MAKE A SPECIAL TOAST

204
00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:16,549
TO 2 VERY SPECIAL
PEOPLE... BOB AND MIDGE.

205
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,302
Crowd: AW.

206
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,846
BOB AND MIDGE.

207
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,100
BOBBY AND MIDGIE.

208
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,519
HERE'S TO BOB AND MIDGE!

209
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,937
[CROWD CHEERS]

210
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,065
[SEVERAL PEOPLE CLAP]

211
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,734
Crowd: AW.

212
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,528
RED, THAT WAS A LOVELY TOAST.

213
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,946
WELL, THANKS.

214
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,115
KITTY, I HAVE ANOTHER
BIG FAVOR TO ASK.

215
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,533
UH-HUH.

216
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,993
AT THE CEREMONY, I'M
WEARING SOMETHING OLD,

217
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,578
SOMETHING NEW,
SOMETHING BORROWED,

218
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:48,665
AND I WONDERED IF YOU HAD
SOMETHING BLUE I COULD BORROW.

219
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,334
NO, BUT I HAVE
SOMETHING SHARP AND RUSTY

220
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:54,713
I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU.

221
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,423
NO, THANKS.

222
00:11:56,590 --> 00:12:00,260
UM, DAD, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

223
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,761
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK

224
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:05,056
WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT
INTO YOUR VOWS,

225
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,808
BUT I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE.

226
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:11,187
DID YOU PUT IN THAT THING
ABOUT YOUR MOM STAYING THIN?

227
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,690
YEAH.

228
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,109
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

229
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,237
WELL, DAD, IT JUST
DOESN'T SEEM VERY...

230
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,765
HEY, THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE
ABOUT ME BEING THIN, IS THERE?

231
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,743
'CAUSE I CAN'T GET
ENOUGH OF THESE WIENIES.

232
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,788
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

233
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:32,751
HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN',
HAVE A COCKTAIL WIENIE?

234
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,378
UGH, LEAVE ME ALONE.

235
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,547
WHAT? THAT'S NOTA METAPHOR.

236
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,967
LOOK, COCKTAIL WIENIES.

237
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,806
MY GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

238
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:50,518
I KNOW, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

239
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,646
THESE ARE WEDDING VOWS,
ERIC, VOWS.

240
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,857
THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO MEAN SOMETHING.

241
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,650
WELL, YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I SAID,

242
00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,068
AND I WAS TOLD TO SHUT UP.

243
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:00,653
SHUT UP. WHAT IS THIS?

244
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,489
SCOTCH AND SODA.

245
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,199
UGH, THAT'S NOT SCOTCH.

246
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,950
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S A SHIRLEY TEMPLE.

247
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,398
I JUST... I DIDN'T
WANNA SAY THAT

248
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:10,205
'CAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING
KRISTY McNICHOL WOULD DRINK, SO...

249
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:15,126
GOD, THEIR MARRIAGE ALMOST ENDED.
THEY PUT ME THROUGH HELL,

250
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,753
AND NOW THAT THEY'RE
GETTING BACK TOGETHER,

251
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,422
IT'S LIKE IT DOESN'T
EVEN MEAN ANYTHING.

252
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,030
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO WRITE ABOUT LOVE

253
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:24,385
WHEN THEY ARE THE WORST
EXAMPLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD?

254
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,845
NO. NO. OK.

255
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,014
LOOK, THEY MAY NOT
BE THE BEST EXAMPLE,

256
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,308
BUT THEY DO LOVE EACH OTHER.

257
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,269
THEY JUST CAN'T
EXPRESS IT, OR...

258
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:38,024
REALLY ANY THOUGHTS
MORE COMPLEX THAN "I'M HUNGRY."

259
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:43,446
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT
THEY REALLY DO LOVE EACH OTHER.

260
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,324
YEAH. I GUESS THEY DO.

261
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,867
THEY DO! YOU KNOW THEY DO.

262
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,912
AND THAT'S WHY THEY NEED YOU
TO SAY WHAT THEY CAN'T SAY...

263
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,623
BECAUSE, DESPITE YOUR
BIMBO-LIKE GOOD LOOKS,

264
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,959
YOU'RE VERY SMART.

265
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,588
LOOK, WRITE THE VOWS
THAT YOU WOULD WRITE.

266
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,007
AND, DONNA, I KNOW...

267
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,385
I KNOW IT'LL BE GREAT.

268
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:07,887
OK.

269
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,265
THANKS.

270
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,531
OH, HEY, FEZ,

271
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:31,035
UH, IF ANYBODY ASKS,
THIS IS A GLASS EYE.

272
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,579
WHAT?

273
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:36,583
HEY, LEO, MAN. YOU ALL SET?

274
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,835
TOTALLY, MAN. I GOT EVERYTHING.

275
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,629
GREAT. WHERE'S THE CAMERA?

276
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,424
I GOT EVERYTHING
BUT THE CAMERA...

277
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,927
OR THE FILM OR THE FLASHCUBES.

278
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,430
I GOT NOTHING, MAN.

279
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:54,142
LEO, MAN, THE FOTO HUT
IS LOADED WITH THAT STUFF.

280
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,896
I KNOW. IT'S IRONIC, ISN'T IT?

281
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,940
AND YET, NOT SURPRISING.

282
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,863
HEY, I'M LEO,

283
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,782
AND I'M ALSO A LEO.

284
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,452
THINK ABOUT IT.

285
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,914
YEAH, WOW. I'M HOLLY,

286
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,374
AND I THINK THAT'S DEEP.

287
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,712
BOY, THIS WEDDING'S
GONNA BE PRETTY LAME

288
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,465
WITHOUT A TRAMPOLINE, HUH?

289
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,176
WHATEVER.

290
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,594
ALL RIGHT, JACKIE.

291
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,762
IF YOU'RE MAD AT ME, WELL,
THEN USE YOUR MAD VOICE.

292
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,205
AND IF YOU'RE NOT,
WELL, THEN, LADY,

293
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,516
YOU BETTER START CHEWING
MY EAR OFF LIKE USUAL.

294
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,810
LOOK, MICHAEL, I'M NOT MAD, OK?

295
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:41,606
COULD YOU BE ANY MORE ANNOYING?

296
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,317
YES!

297
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,572
OH, KITTY, IT'S A DISASTER.

298
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,116
THE CEREMONY'S STARTING,
AND I CAN'T FIND HOLLY.

299
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,285
WELL, I'M SURE
SHE'S HERE SOMEWHERE.

300
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:59,290
I BET IF WE LISTEN REAL HARD,
WE CAN HEAR HER DRESS.

301
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,086
ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE,
I'LL HELP YOU LOOK.

302
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,754
HOLLY!

303
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,340
[THUMP ON WALL]

304
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,635
[WOMAN LAUGHING]

305
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:15,348
Holly: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A GIRL DO THIS BEFORE?

306
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,850
Leo: ONCE IN AMSTERDAM.

307
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:22,063
I LOVE PHOTOGRAPHY, MAN.

308
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,606
[HOLLY LAUGHS]

309
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,401
OH, MY.

310
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,861
MIDGE?

311
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,073
SWEETIE, NOW, I JUST, UM...

312
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,826
I JUST... I DON'T HAVE
A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

313
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,244
WHATAM I GONNA DO?

314
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,246
WELL, YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
YOU GO BACK INSIDE.

315
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,664
OH, THANK YOU, KITTY.

316
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,207
YOU'RE WELCOME.

317
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,601
I WIN.

318
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:10,236
JACKIE, THIS IS FOR YOU.

319
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,287
OH, MY GOD.

320
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,289
PINK AND PURPLE WITH A UNICORN.

321
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,707
YOU REMEMBERED!

322
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,125
OF COURSE I REMEMBER.

323
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,253
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU TELL ME,
EVEN WHEN YOU THINK I DON'T.

324
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,589
REALLY?

325
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,258
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE SEASON?

326
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,010
- FALL?
- WHY?

327
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:38,056
UH, THE OUTFITS FLATTER
YOUR CHESTNUT EYES.

328
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,932
AND?

329
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,020
SLIMMING LINES AND DARK COLORS.

330
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,147
OH, MY GOD, MICHAEL!

331
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,608
WHEN YOU STARTED ACTING
LIKE AN IMMATURE JERK,

332
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,151
I STARTED HAVING
DOUBTS ABOUT US,

333
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,695
BUT NOW THIS PURPLE AND
PINK UNICORN CANDY DISH

334
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:56,199
PROVES YOU'RE A GROWN-UP. OH!

335
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:11,207
[BRIDAL MUSIC] ♪♪♪

336
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:20,389
I'M A BRIDESMAID.

337
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:25,103
♪♪♪

338
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,355
FIRST OF ALL,

339
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,024
MIDGE AND I WOULD LIKE TO
THANK EVERYONE FOR COMING.

340
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,193
IT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO US.

341
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,611
THE VOWS WE'RE EXCHANGING

342
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,404
WERE WRITTEN BY
OUR DAUGHTER DONNA,

343
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:39,534
WHOM WE LOVE VERY MUCH.

344
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:43,287
"MIDGIE, I CONSIDER IT
A PRIVILEGE TO BE YOUR HUSBAND."

345
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,833
DONNA, I ACTUALLY FEEL THAT WAY.

346
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:51,546
"BOB, I'M PROUD AND VERY
GRATEFUL TO BE YOUR WIFE."

347
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:55,258
"WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE
WE WERE PRACTICALLY KIDS...

348
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,218
"SO WE KNOW
ALL THE GOOD STUFF...

349
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,054
AND ALL THE NOT-SO-GOOD
STUFF ABOUT EACH OTHER."

350
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,640
"I CAN'T IMAGINE FEELING
ABOUTANYONE ELSE

351
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,308
THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT YOU."

352
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,895
"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
I ALWAYS LOVED YOU,

353
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,981
"AND I WANT
TO MAKE YOU A PROMISE.

354
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,984
"NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS...

355
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,402
"GOOD OR BAD...

356
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,196
I WILLALWAYS LOVE YOU."

357
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,116
[BOB AND MIDGE KISS]

358
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,659
K¡tty: OH!

359
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,371
[CROWD APPLAUDS]

360
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,217
OK. DONNA, WAIT.

361
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,635
WHAT?

362
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,603
WELL, FIRST YOU DRAG ME
AWAY FROM THE WEDDING,

363
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,402
AND THEN YOU KISS ME
ALL THE WAY OVER HERE,

364
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,309
AND THEN YOU PULL ME UPSTAIRS
AND SHOVE ME INTO MY BEDROOM

365
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,853
AND PUT YOUR HANDS
ALL OVER MY BODY.

366
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,313
I JUST...

367
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,315
I'M SORRY. I'M CONFUSED.

368
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:55,276
HUH. IF ONLY THERE WERE A WAY

369
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,111
TO MAKE MY FEELINGS CLEAR

370
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:00,323
WITH SOME SORT OF ACTION.

371
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,452
YEAH. HA. OK.

372
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,579
THAT'S, UH, AHEM,
HA HA, EXTREMELY FUNNY.

373
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:11,584
BUT, UH, EVERY... EVERY TIME
THIS STARTS HAPPENING,

374
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,212
IT WINDS UP NOT HAPPENING.

375
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:19,008
AND THEN YOU SKIP HOME...

376
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,760
TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA.

377
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,303
[LAUGHS]

378
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,389
I KNOW. I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY.

379
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,643
IT'S JUST... YOU KNOW,
BEFORE NOW, I WASN'T READY.

380
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,478
YEAH,
AND I UNDERSTAND THAT, DONNA.

381
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,979
IT'S JUST THAT... WAIT!

382
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:35,191
WAIT! GO BACK!

383
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:39,737
I WASN'T READY BEFORE NOW.

384
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:43,115
BEFORE NOW, LIKE...

385
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,952
RIGHT NOW?

386
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,621
ERIC, WHEN I HAD
TO WRITE THOSE VOWS,

387
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,248
I HAD TO THINK ABOUT LOVE.

388
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,166
WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT LOVE,

389
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,584
I THOUGHTABOUT YOU.

390
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:58,339
I LOVE YOU, ERIC,
AND I WANT TO BE WITH YOU.

391
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,635
GOD, DONNA, I...

392
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,513
LOVE YOU.

393
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,394
ARE YOU...

394
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,397
SURE, SURE?

395
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,149
YES, YES.

396
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:56,343
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