1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,669 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,379 HEY, MR. BONKERS. 3 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:07,297 YOU NAUGHTY KITTY. 4 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:08,465 I'LL BE RIGHT HOME. 5 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:09,967 KEEP MY BED WARM, OKAY? 6 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,301 [MEOW] 7 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:13,637 HEY. KEEP YOUR PAWS TO YOURSELF. 8 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,514 SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 9 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,017 SO, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE MOVIE? 10 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,769 MY FAVORITE PART OF THE MOVIE WAS WHEN WE MADE OUT. 11 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:22,146 YEAH. MOVIES ARE FUN. 12 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:23,814 YEAH. 13 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,316 GOOD NIGHT. 14 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,902 YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU ALWAYS MANAGE 15 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:31,071 TO PULL THE CAR RIGHT UP TO THE GARAGE, 16 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:33,574 BUT NOT ACTUALLY INTO IT. 17 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:37,077 YUP. TAKES A KEEN EYE AND A SURE FOOT. 18 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,497 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR KEEN EYE 19 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:44,585 TO WATCH MY SURE FOOT KICK YOUR SMART ASS? 20 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,546 WHY DON'T I PULL THE CAR IN? 21 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,056 WHAT THE... 22 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,474 YOU'RE MOVIN' IT A FOOT, 23 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:01,143 AND YOU HIT SOMETHIN'. 24 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,021 JEEZ. 25 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,731 OH, GOD. NO! IT'S... 26 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,817 IT'S MR. BONKERS. 27 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:13,280 WOW. THAT IS ONE DEAD CAT. 28 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,619 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 29 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:22,247 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 30 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:25,834 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 31 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:29,254 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 32 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:32,966 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 33 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:36,970 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 34 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:41,225 ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ 35 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:43,519 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 36 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:52,236 IF I WAS STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND 37 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:54,071 WITH ONLY ONE FORM OF CHEESE, 38 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,280 NO QUESTION... 39 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:58,117 IT WOULD HAVE TO BE THE PUFF. 40 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,993 YOU KNOW WHO'S MY LITTLE CHEESE PUFF? 41 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,578 JACKIE. 42 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:03,080 OH, MICHAEL, YOU'RE SO CUTE. 43 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:04,248 YOU'RE CUTE. 44 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,500 CUTER. CUTEST. 45 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,085 ALL RIGHT. YOU GUYS GOTTA SHUT UP 46 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:11,380 BEFORE I BLOW CHEESE PUFF CHUNKS. 47 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:13,507 ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL, 48 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:14,835 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT AT 8:00. 49 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,176 I'LL BE COUNTING THE MINUTES. 50 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,887 CAN'T YOU JUST USE A CLOCK? 51 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:26,478 MAN, WE'RE SO BACK IN LOVE. 52 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,272 I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ALL, 53 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:29,982 YOU'RE AN IDIOT, MICHAEL! 54 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:34,444 AND... "WHOA, WHAT'D I DO?" 55 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:36,155 GOOD TIMES. 56 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,198 SORRY, MAN, BUT I LOVE HER. 57 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,783 YES, BUT YOU DON'T DESERVE HER, 58 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:43,245 YOU SON OF A BITCH. 59 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,789 WHAT? 60 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:47,082 I SAID... 61 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:51,295 GOOD CHEESE PUFFS, YOU SON OF A BITCH. 62 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,675 HEY, KELSO. 63 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,552 I THOUGHT WE'D GET TOGETHER TONIGHT, 64 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,054 SO TAKE A SHOWER, OKAY? 65 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,015 LAURIE, I'M SEEING JACKIE TONIGHT. 66 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,058 OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. 67 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:07,603 NO. I'LL SEE YOU AT 8:00. 68 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:08,896 BUT... 69 00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:10,939 YOU HEARD ME! 70 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,358 DAMN. 71 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,403 MY SECOND GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A DRAG. 72 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:18,906 THIS IS BAD, MAN. 73 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:22,367 YES, BUT ONLY FOR YOU. 74 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:27,331 CHEESE PUFF? 75 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,549 LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, MR. CLEAN. 76 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,301 OH! [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 77 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,761 WELL, YOU KNOW ME. 78 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:44,306 I'M... SUPER NEAT. HA HA! 79 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,017 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T FIND MR. BONKERS ANYWHERE. 80 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,393 HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? 81 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:49,728 NO! 82 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,439 UH, I MEAN... 83 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,358 WELL... 84 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:57,110 YEAH, NOT SINCE LAST NIGHT. 85 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,321 HUH. WELL... 86 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,865 [LITTLE CAT VOICE] MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW 87 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,451 KILLED MEOW MEOW. 88 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:07,329 WHAT?! 89 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,122 I SAID, IT'S WEIRD. 90 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:10,332 HE ALWAYS SLEEPS WITH ME, 91 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,252 BUT HE NEVER CAME HOME LAST NIGHT. 92 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,504 LET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE HIM, OKAY? 93 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:18,340 OH. SURE THING. WILL DO. 94 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:21,718 MR. BONKERS? 95 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,522 YEAH, I'M GOIN' TO HELL. 96 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,818 SO YOU DIDN'T TELL HER? 97 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,695 I FELT SO GUILTY. I JUST... 98 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,154 I COULDN'T. 99 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:44,658 IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE KINDA GLAD IT'S DEAD? 100 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,415 NO. 101 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,792 HEY, MAYBE I DON'T HAVE TO TELL HER. 102 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,086 MAYBE SHE'LL JUST THINK MR. BONKERS RAN AWAY. 103 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:58,255 THAT WORKS. THAT'S WHAT WE TOLD YOU WHEN... 104 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:01,216 SHH! 105 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,682 WHAT? 106 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,810 ERIC, HONEY, EAT YOUR PIZZA ROLLS. 107 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,437 OH, COME ON. HOW HARD CAN THIS BE? 108 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:15,439 YOU GO OVER THERE AND YOU SAY, "HEY", 109 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:18,108 I'M A CAT KILLER. I MUR..." 110 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,947 I MURDERED YOUR CAT. 111 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:26,533 AHEM. 112 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:29,119 BUT YOU TRY TO SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. 113 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:34,374 WHAT? 114 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:37,294 AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES THE HUMOR IN THIS? 115 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,796 I THINK YOU MIGHT BE, RED. 116 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:42,084 OH, COME ON. THAT THING WAS ALWAYS MESSIN' IN MY YARD, 117 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:43,633 GOIN' THROUGH OUR GARBAGE. 118 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:46,178 NOW WE HAVE HYDE FOR THAT. 119 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:50,307 OH, YEAH, LAURIE, AND WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO? 120 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:53,852 OH! THAT'S RIGHT... THE PACKERS. 121 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,398 EXCUSE ME. DILEMMA HERE? 122 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,275 ERIC, THIS IS NOT A DILEMMA. 123 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,486 YOU HAVE TO TELL DONNA. JUST BE GENTLE, 124 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:05,405 AND MAYBE TAKE HER A NICE LITTLE GIFT. 125 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:08,909 YEAH, LIKE A KITTY-SIZED HEADSTONE. 126 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:13,372 YOU KNOW WHAT? I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WERE LYING. 127 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,375 SURE, FLIPPER WAS FAST, BUT... 128 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,878 TURTLES DON'T JUST RUN AWAY. 129 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:28,678 HYDE, WHICH ONE'S YOUR FAVORITE CHARLIE'S ANGEL? 130 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:32,474 I KINDA LIKE THE BLONDE WITH THE HUGE RACK. 131 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:37,437 YES. AND SHE DISTRACTS THE CRIMINALS WITH HER HUGE RACK. 132 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:39,439 PLUS, SHE'S GOT THAT HUGE RACK. 133 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:40,941 YEAH. 134 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:45,070 OH, MY STOMACH. 135 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:49,991 MY CHEESY-PUFFY FRIENDS HAVE BECOME MY ENEMY. 136 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:51,785 MAN... 137 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,453 YOU GUYS... 138 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,122 I GOTTA BREAK UP WITH LAURIE. 139 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:57,916 KELSO, REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA JUGGLE 'EM BOTH 140 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,210 TILL IT BLEW UP IN YOUR FACE? YEAH? 141 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,837 WELL... 142 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:04,339 KA-BLOOEY! 143 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,341 OKAY. I KNOW I TRIED BEFORE. RIGHT? 144 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:09,428 BUT THIS TIME LAURIE'LL SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE JACKIE 145 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,179 AND THAT MY MOTIVES ARE GOOD AND PURE. 146 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:12,722 THEN SHE'LL JUST LET ME GO. 147 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:16,643 THEN YOU AND ALL THE LEPRECHAUNS CAN RIDE UNICORNS 148 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:20,480 TO A WONDERFUL CELEBRATION IN FAIRYLAND. 149 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:26,570 LOOK! THE ANGELS ARE RUNNIN' IN SLOW MOTION. 150 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:30,532 YEAH. DAMN! 151 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:37,414 THAT'S JUST GOOD TV. 152 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:42,711 HEY, BEAUTIFUL. 153 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,087 HOW'S IT GOIN'? 154 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,964 OH... PRETTY GOOD. 155 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,799 EXCEPT I FOUND THIS HERE KITTEN 156 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,802 WHO TOLD ME HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO LOVE HIM. 157 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,554 OH, MY GOD! 158 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,556 [MEOW] OH, HE'S SO CUTE. 159 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,767 THANK YOU, ERIC. THAT'S SO SWEET. 160 00:07:57,935 --> 00:08:00,979 OH, I HOPE MR. BONKERS DOESN'T GET JEALOUS. 161 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:06,610 [CLEARS THROAT NERVOUSLY] 162 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,487 HI. 163 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:09,821 YEAH. I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, DONNA, 164 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,990 BECAUSE... 165 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,868 I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED MR. BONKERS. 166 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,915 SO! WHAT'RE YOU GONNA NAME THIS LITTLE FELLA HERE? 167 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,542 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 168 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:25,462 I'VE HAD THAT CAT SINCE I WAS 3. WHAT HAPPENED? 169 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,380 WELL... 170 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:30,300 LAST NIGHT I WAS PULLING IN THE CAR AFTER OUR DATE... 171 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:31,635 AFTER OUR DATE? 172 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:32,969 LAST NIGHT? 173 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:36,014 ERIC, I WAS LOOKING FOR HIM, AND I ASKED YOU. 174 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,934 AND YOU SAID YOU HADN'T SEEN HIM. 175 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:42,020 AND YOU KNEW I WAS WORRIED SICK ABOUT HIM. 176 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:45,232 I KNOW, DONNA. THAT'S WHY IT WAS SO HARD TO TELL YOU. 177 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,150 [DOOR OPENS] 178 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,653 HEY THERE, HO THERE, HI THERE. 179 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,446 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 180 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:54,241 WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE MAN WHO MURDERED OUR CAT? 181 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:58,703 NO! NO! THAT'S... I DIDN'T MURDER YOUR CAT. IT WAS... 182 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:01,248 HE CLIMBED UNDER MY CAR. IT WAS A TOTAL ACCIDENT. 183 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:04,626 WELL, I SHOULD HOPE SO, BECAUSE WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO YOU? 184 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,880 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH THIS LIE ANYMORE... 185 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:12,008 BECAUSE I ONLY LOVE JACKIE. 186 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:13,635 OKAY. 187 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,804 SO, DO YOU WANT TO GO UP TO MY ROOM 188 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,347 AND HAVE SEX? 189 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,932 UH... 190 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,393 SURE! HA HA HA! 191 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,353 DOHH! 192 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,938 WAIT! NO! NO! OKAY? 193 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,189 I J... THIS... UH... 194 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,066 LAURIE, UH... I'M SERIOUS. 195 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,193 WE ARE OVER. 196 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,654 WOW! I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN IT. 197 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:36,032 I TOTALLY DO. 198 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:41,162 [CHEERFULLY] OKAY, KELSO, YOU'RE FREE. 199 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,831 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE, THOUGH? 200 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,834 JUST... ONE LAST GOOD-BYE KISS? 201 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,044 UM... 202 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,505 OKAY. WELL, SURE. 203 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,342 MICHAEL! 204 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:55,677 JACKIE! 205 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,554 DUHH... WE WERE... 206 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,223 NO! THERE WAS... 207 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:06,813 WOW! HOW IRONIC, HUH? 208 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,536 ERIC, I JUST SAW MICHAEL KISSING YOUR SISTER. 209 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,997 OKAY, HE'S A RAT! HE'S BEEN CHEATING ON ME! 210 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,874 WHAT? WELL... 211 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:29,711 SURELY THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE! 212 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,088 RIGHT, GUYS? COME ON. 213 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:34,382 WELL, IT SURE IS A MIND BLOWER. 214 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:39,888 SO THAT'S IT. MICHAEL AND I ARE OVER. 215 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:43,725 REALLY? 216 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,268 BY "OVER" YOU MEAN... 217 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,687 I MEAN OVER AND DONE! ALL RIGHT, FOREVER. 218 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,856 UH-HUH. NOW, BY "FOREVER" YOU MEAN... 219 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,608 AND AFTER EVERYTHING I PUT UP WITH! 220 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,860 I MEAN, HIM TAKING PAM MACY TO THE PROM, 221 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,446 SETTING MY HOUSE ON FIRE, LYING ABOUT LAURIE... 222 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,864 GOD! 223 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:01,159 TO BE FAIR, THAT'S ONLY THE STUFF YOU KNOW ABOUT. 224 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,835 THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 225 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:14,089 MY TIME HAS COME. 226 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:17,258 TODAY I WILL MAKE JACKIE MINE! 227 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,597 Alll! 228 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,474 HEY, WHAT'S WRONG? 229 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,850 I DON'T KNOW. I THINK MY GUTS 230 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,937 ARE BURSTING WITH LOVE. 231 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:35,777 SO. FEZ, MY MOM SAYS YOUR APPENDIX HAS TO COME OUT. 232 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,405 MAN, YOU MUST BE IN TONS OF PAIN. 233 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:41,950 WHEEEE! 234 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:47,414 CHEESE PUFFS OUT, PAIN PILLS IN. 235 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,501 FEZ LOVES HIS PILLS. 236 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,588 BOY, I WISH THERE WAS A PILL I COULD TAKE... 237 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:58,550 GET RID OF MY PAIN... 238 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,969 A FORGET-ABOUT-JACKIE PILL. 239 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:05,724 HELL, IF THEY MADE THAT PILL, I'D TAKE IT. 240 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,017 KELSO, MAN... THIS IS WHAT YOU GET 241 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:11,229 FOR TRYIN' TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 242 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,982 WANT TO KNOW A SECRET? 243 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,235 I'M NOT WEARING ANYTHING UNDER MY DRESS. 244 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,611 LOOK. 245 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,656 WHOA! PUT THAT AWAY! 246 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,617 YEAH. MAN, IT... IT JUST SUCKS WHEN YOU TRY TO DO 247 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,119 THE RIGHT THING. 248 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:30,582 THEN SHE YELLS AT YOU FOR KILLIN' HER CAT. 249 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,333 ERIC... 250 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,753 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE. 251 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,796 I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE ABLE TO TELL JACKIE 252 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:40,300 I KILLED HER CAT. 253 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,970 NOTHIN' SADDER THAN WHEN TWO PEOPLE BREAK UP. 254 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:48,308 EXCEPT THIS TIME, WHEN IT'S FUNNY. 255 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,934 BY THE WAY, ERIC... 256 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,145 IF YOUR MOM EVER SAYS, READY FOR YOUR CATHETER? 257 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,899 THE ANSWER IS NO. 258 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:58,610 EUHHH! 259 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,696 DONNA, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS. 260 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,198 WOULD IT HAVE KILLED YOU TO SAY, 261 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:06,075 I KNOW YOU LOVE HIM, BUT MICHAEL'S A JERK? 262 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,536 JACKIE, I THINK MY EXACT WORDS WERE, 263 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,623 I KNOW YOU LOVE HIM, BUT MICHAEL'S A JERK. 264 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,628 SO... 265 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,338 HAVE YOU SEEN KELSO SINCE... 266 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,966 NO. NO. HE'S A LIAR AND A CHEATER. 267 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,052 MAYBE THAT'S HOW ALL GUYS ARE. 268 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,637 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 269 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,972 LIKE, IT'S BAD ENOUGH WHAT ERIC DID TO MR. BONKERS. 270 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,183 THEN HE LIED TO ME. 271 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,436 YEAH. ERIC PUT OFF TELLING YOU SOMETHING 272 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,271 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU. 273 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,482 WHOO! THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN CHEATING ON YOU 274 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,360 WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 275 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,028 OH, WAIT. 276 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,739 NO, IT'S NOT! 277 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,325 OH. 278 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,701 WOW. 279 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,162 I GUESS ERIC WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE. 280 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,498 MAYBE I'M OVERREACTING. 281 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,958 LOOK. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, DONNA. 282 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,925 UNTIL GOODY-GOODY ERIC CHEATS ON YOU WITH YOUR 283 00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:00,296 STUPID DEAD CAT, I SUGGEST YOU SHUT UP. 284 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,343 I MISS JACKIE! 285 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,805 I KNOW! 286 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,808 WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK, FEZ. 287 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,351 THE BARS CLOSED EARLY TODAY, 288 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,521 SO WE FOUND A DOCTOR TO DO YOUR SURGERY. 289 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,774 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 290 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,820 OH. GOOD. I SEE THEY'VE ALREADY SHAVED YOU. 291 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,699 ACTUALLY, I DID THAT MYSELF. 292 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:32,328 LUCKY COINCIDENCE, HUH? [CHUCKLES] 293 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,708 OKAY, THEN. TIME FOR SLEEPY-SLEEPY. 294 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,042 [INHALING] 295 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,450 OKAY. NOW, COUNT BACK FROM 100. 296 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,212 100... 297 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,090 99... 298 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,802 CHARLIE'S ANGELS... 299 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,722 Fez, voice-over: ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE 3 LITTLE GIRLS 300 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,807 WHO WENT TO THE POLICE ACADEMY. 301 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,559 NOW THEY WORK FOR ME. 302 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,144 MY NAME IS FEZ. 303 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:59,731 [MUSIC] 304 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,158 STAND BACK. 305 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,118 AND REMEMBER, GIRLS... 306 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,288 THIS ONE'S FOR FEZ. 307 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,088 THIS IS YOUR UNLUCKY DAY, 308 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,883 NOW THAT FEZ'S ANGELS ARE HERE. 309 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,218 DON'T MOVE. 310 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,179 I'M GONNA BLOW UP FEZ'S HEADQUARTERS. 311 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,680 I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE ANY OF YOU 312 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:36,392 WITH SUCH A HANDSOME, FOREIGN SEX MACHINE. 313 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,812 THIS IS GONNA BE A BLAST. 314 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,648 WHATEVER. 315 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,983 WHOA! OH! 316 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,527 AAH! OHH! 317 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,323 YOU'RE A REAL BARREL OF LAUGHS. 318 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,616 HA HA! 319 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,118 HA HA HA! 320 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,605 Fez over telephone: CONGRATULATIONS, 321 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,624 AND A JOB WELL DONE, ANGELS. 322 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,085 All: THANK YOU, FEZ. 323 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,504 ARE WE GOING TO SEE YOU SOON? 324 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,381 NO. I CAN'T GET AWAY. 325 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,841 I'M IN A LITTLE HOT WATER RIGHT NOW. 326 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,719 All: HA HA! 327 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,057 FEZ. FEZ, HONEY... 328 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,934 OH, THANK GOD YOU PULLED THROUGH. 329 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,228 I WAS AFRAID YOU'D DIE BEFORE I GOT TO TELL YOU... 330 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,147 I LOVE YOU. 331 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,525 NO, NO, JACKIE. 332 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,777 NO SEX NOW. 333 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,445 WE MUST WAIT. 334 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:30,822 UNTIL WE'RE MARRIED? 335 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,156 NO. 336 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,867 UNTIL THE CATHETER COMES OUT. 337 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,661 Kitty: FEZ? 338 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,788 FEZ? 339 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,875 FEZ. 340 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,503 I TOLD YOU. NO SEX NOW! 341 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,718 HEY THERE, MIDGE. 342 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,095 KITTY, UH... lNSISTED I BRING THIS OVER 343 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,348 TO SHOW OUR SORROW BECAUSE OF YOUR LOSS. 344 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,809 AW, THANKS, RED. WE WERE ALL SITTIN' AROUND 345 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:03,187 REMINISCING ABOUT OUR DEAR DEPARTED CAT... 346 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,691 MR. BONKERS J. PINCIOTTI. 347 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,444 DO YOU HAVE A STORY YOU WANT TO SHARE, RED? 348 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,696 [CLEARS THROAT] 349 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,281 WE'D SURE APPRECIATE IT... 350 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:17,243 SEEIN' AS HOW YOUR SON KILLED HIM. 351 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,706 OKAY. 352 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,041 [CLEARS THROAT] 353 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,792 WELL, I REMEMBER HE USED TO COME INTO MY YARD 354 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,379 AND, UH... 355 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,548 YOU KNOW, I'D... THROW A BUCKET AT HIM... 356 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,884 SPRAY HIM WITH A HOSE. 357 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,511 AND HE'D RUN AWAY. 358 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:38,097 THEN HE'D COME BACK. 359 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:42,018 I'D DO IT AGAIN. 360 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,519 I GUESS YOU... 361 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:47,106 YOU COULD SAY WE KINDA HAD OUR OWN THING. 362 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,942 WOW. 363 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,861 [CLEARS THROAT] 364 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,073 WELL. AHEM! OKAY. AHEM. ENJOY THE CASSEROLE. 365 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,661 WE SET UP A MR. BONKERS MEMORIAL SLIDE SHOW 366 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,498 IN THE OTHER ROOM. 367 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,128 SO. 368 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,130 UH-HUH? 369 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,673 UH... 370 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,966 [CLEARS THROAT] 371 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,718 THAT CASSEROLE THERE IS A 7-LAYER. 372 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,137 'COURSE, UH, TWO OF THOSE LAYERS ARE PEAS, 373 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,264 AND I REALLY SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU RIGHT AWAY ABOUT YOUR CAT, 374 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,518 BUT IT'S A PRETTY GOOD CASSEROLE. THERE'S HAM IN IT. 375 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,144 LOOK, ERIC, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HURT ME, 376 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,646 AND I UNDERSTAND THAT. 377 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,189 IT'S JUST... 378 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,441 WE'VE GOTTA BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 379 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,652 I MEAN, ESPECIALLY NOW THAT WE'VE... 380 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,654 YOU KNOW. 381 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,823 WE'VE... 382 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,659 YOU KNOW. 383 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,370 'CAUSE I JUST DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE JACKIE AND KELSO. 384 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,372 NO, NO. I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA END UP 385 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,374 LIKE JACKIE AND KELSO. 386 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,169 I MEAN, I LIED OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART. 387 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,047 IT'S STILL A LIE, ERIC. 388 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,591 YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT. 389 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,718 I'M SORRY, DONNA... 390 00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,388 ABOUT EVERYTHING. 391 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,148 ALL RIGHT. WELL, FROM NOW ON, NO MORE SECRETS. 392 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,442 OH! GOD, I GUESS I HAVE TO COME CLEAN. 393 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,571 OKAY. IN FIRST GRADE, BEHIND YOUR BACK, 394 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:21,909 I USED TO CALL YOU DONNA PINCH-MY-BUTTY. 395 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,078 WELL, YOU KNOW, ERIC, THAT'S OKAY. 396 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:28,624 'CAUSE I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO CALL YOU "ERIC FORESKIN." 397 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:38,134 YOU STARTED THAT? THAT'S NOT FUNNY. THAT ONE STUCK. 398 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,846 OH, SHUT UP, FORESKIN. 399 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,477 SO, REALLY, BREAKING UP WITH MICHAEL 400 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,229 COULD BE THE START OF SOMETHING GREAT. 401 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,440 I AM A WHOLE NEW JACKIE. 402 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,858 REALLY? 403 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:58,196 'CAUSE YOU'RE BABBLIN' LIKE THE OLD JACKIE. 404 00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,490 JACKIE. I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YOU. 405 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,451 HERE I AM. 406 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,287 OKAY, SO, YEAH, YOU TWO PROBABLY WANT TO BE ALONE. 407 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,872 NO, FOREMAN. 408 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,917 HOW CAN THIS NOT BE GOOD? COME ON. 409 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,338 ALL RIGHT. [CLEARS THROAT] 410 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,674 JACKIE, I'VE DONE SOME TERRIBLE AND STUPID THINGS. 411 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,052 T-TOO MANY TO EVEN LIST. 412 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:25,681 OH, HEY, GIVE IT A SHOT, MAN. I'LL FILL IN THE BLANKS. 413 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:26,974 HYDE. 414 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,809 ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M DONE MAKING EXCUSES. 415 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:33,648 AND ALL I CAN SAY IS... IS THAT I'M SORRY AND I LOVE YOU. 416 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,524 AND I WILL DO WHATEVER I CAN 417 00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,193 EVERY DAY FROM NOW ON 418 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,655 SO THAT YOU KNOW THAT'S TRUE. 419 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,742 SO WILL YOU PLEASE... 420 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,702 PLEASE... 421 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,330 PLEASE TAKE ME BACK? 422 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,083 OH, MICHAEL... 423 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,710 NO. 424 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,213 YOU... YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE THROUGH. 425 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,839 FOREVER. 426 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,425 WHOA. DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN'. 427 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,105 SO, UM... [SNIFFLES] 428 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,358 THAT... THAT... THAT WAS THE SMARTEST THING I'VE EVER DONE. 429 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,861 AND, UM... AND THE BEST. 430 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,780 [STARTING TO CRY] OH... 431 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,408 HYDE. 432 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:35,835 WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS COME TO ME? 433 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,383 Jackie, voice-over: YOU ARE A DOG, MICHAEL, 434 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,843 A DIRTY, DIRTY DOG! 435 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,220 YOU ARE AN IDIOT, AND SCIENCE IS STUPID! 436 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,056 I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU! YOU ARE WEIRD, AND I'M GOING HOME. 437 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,059 IF YOU'RE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH, I WILL FIND OUT... 438 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:56,856 'CAUSE I'M SMART, AND YOU... AREN'T. 439 00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:00,276 I... AM IN LOVE WITH A DOOFUS. 440 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,446 [MUSIC] 441 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:06,240 [TEARFULLY] ALL THE MEMORIES...