1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,336 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:15,806 DONNA, HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT EVERY TIME WE DO THE... AHEM, 3 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,892 WHAT WE JUST DID... 4 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:22,771 IT IS ALWAYS FUN? [NERVOUS GIGGLE] 5 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,566 ERIC, YOU'RE SO CUTE. 6 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,735 OW! OW! 7 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:32,072 DONNA, I THINK BY "CUTE" YOU MEAN... 8 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,575 RUGGEDLY HANDSOME. 9 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,493 YOU READ MY MIND, ERIC. 10 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:37,911 OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE OTHER THING. 11 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:41,373 AFTER WE DO... THE THING, 12 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,751 I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE AN "ERIC." 13 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,210 REALLY? 14 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:49,882 UH, YEAH. I THINK I FEEL MORE LIKE A STAN. 15 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:52,885 OR... A CHUCK. 16 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:56,346 OR A... 17 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:59,808 A MAVERICK. 18 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,436 SO DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE TOMORROW, MAVERICK? 19 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:05,689 OH, UH, I TOLD KELSO AND FEZ I'D HANG OUT WITH THEM. 20 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,984 REALLY? OH. 21 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:15,324 HEY, BUT, UH, YOU CAN COME, TOO, IF YOU WANT. 22 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:18,202 NO. IT'S OKAY. 23 00:01:23,374 --> 00:01:25,626 UH, REALLY, YOU SHOULD COME. 24 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:29,713 NO. YOU GO. 25 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,466 HAVE FUN. 26 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:36,345 ARE YOU SURE? 27 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,265 SURE. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 28 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,648 OKAY, COOL. 29 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:57,699 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 30 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:01,203 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 31 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:04,957 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 32 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:08,335 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 33 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:12,131 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 34 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:15,884 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 35 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:20,347 ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ 36 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,349 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 37 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:32,943 [MUSIC] 38 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,699 SWEDISH PANCAKES? WHAT'S THE CATCH? 39 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:42,202 OH, NO CATCH. EAT 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT. THERE'S PLENTY. 40 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:44,121 WELL, THIS IS A REAL TREAT, MRS. FORMAN. 41 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,706 PSST. CAREFUL, STEVEN. 42 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:48,292 THERE'S ALWAYS A STRING ATTACHED TO SWEDISH PANCAKES. 43 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,127 TRUST ME. 44 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,837 MOM, YOU ONLY MAKE SWEDISH PANCAKES 45 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,463 WHEN SOMETHING HORRIBLE'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. 46 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,966 DOES SOMEONE HAVE CANCER? 47 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,760 NO, NO, NO. NO ONE HAS HORRIBLE CANCER. 48 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:01,513 HA HA HA HA! 49 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:05,309 NOW, LET'S JUST SIT DOWN AS A FAMILY 50 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:08,353 AND ENJOY OUR SPECIAL PANCAKES. 51 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,447 GOTCHA! HA HA HA HA. 52 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:21,992 WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE NURSING HOME TO VISIT AUNT PEARL. 53 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,952 OH... AW... 54 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,662 ISN'T SHE DEAD YET? 55 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,122 LAURIE! 56 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,832 WELL, I MEAN SHE IS OLD... 57 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,585 SO... MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL AHEAD. 58 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,503 RED, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS FAMILY? 59 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,297 WELL, THE BUCKS ARE PLAYING THE CELTICS. 60 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,715 OH, COME ON! 61 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,158 ALL I'M ASKING IS FOR A QUICK VISIT. 62 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:41,053 REAL QUICK. QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. 63 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:45,307 SAY, KIDS, HOW ABOUT A NICE TRIP TO OLD AUNT PEARL'S? 64 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,892 OHH... OHH... 65 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,810 HEY! 66 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,145 THANK YOU, RED. 67 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,688 I DON'T HAVE TO GO, DO I? 68 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,232 I'VE ALREADY BEEN TO SEE HER 3 TIMES THIS YEAR. 69 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,734 OH, YEAH. AND I'M A VIRGIN. 70 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:03,116 GOD, I MISS JACKIE. 71 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,036 I CAN'T SLEEP. 72 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,455 I CAN'T THINK. 73 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:12,000 I CAN STILL EAT, BUT... 74 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:14,586 I MEAN, MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING. 75 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,381 I'M DEAD INSIDE. 76 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:21,301 OH, SO THAT'S WHAT SMELLS. 77 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,387 YEAH, MR. BROKEN HEART. 78 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:26,431 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A BATH, MAN? 79 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:29,476 WHEW, YOU'RE GETTING GAMY. 80 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,854 MAN, I AM SO GLAD DONNA'S NOT JACKIE. 81 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,231 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 82 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:37,526 I'M EVEN MORE GLAD I'M NOT YOU. 83 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:41,405 NO OFFENSE. 84 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:44,366 I GOTTA WIN JACKIE BACK. 85 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:47,619 I GOT IT! I'LL WRITE HER A SONG! 86 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,538 MAYBE THE BEST WAY TO GET JACKIE BACK 87 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,415 IS TO LET HER DATE OTHER PEOPLE, 88 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,584 FOREIGN EXCHANGE PEOPLE. 89 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:59,464 NO, MAN. I THINK A SONG IS A REALLY GREAT IDEA. 90 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,258 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? 91 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,969 ♪ YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE ♪ 92 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:09,016 ♪ YOU CAUGHT ME CHEATIN' WITH A WHORE ♪ 93 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,184 SEE? 'CAUSE LAURIE'S THE WHORE. 94 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:14,187 YOU GET IT? 95 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:18,442 YEAH. MY SISTER IS SUCH A WHORE. 96 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,944 [SNIFFLE] 97 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,697 YEAH, I'M GONNA WRITE JACKIE A SONG. 98 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:27,409 I GOTTA WIN HER BACK BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP THE TEARS, MAN! 99 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:31,079 [SOBBING LOUDLY] 100 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,751 KELSO? 101 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:37,169 WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS. 102 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:39,755 THERE'S NO CRYING IN THE CIRCLE. 103 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:43,050 AND THEN ERIC SAYS, "YOU CAN COME... IF YOU WANT." 104 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:45,552 IF YOU WANT?! 105 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,763 OUCH! 106 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:49,723 RIGHT?! 107 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:53,852 I DON'T KNOW, I THINK HE'S SORT OF TAKING ME FOR GRANTED. 108 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,688 EYAH, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I'M JUST OVERREACTING. 109 00:05:56,731 --> 00:06:00,192 NO, DONNA. YOU'RE UNDERREACTING. 110 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:03,320 ALL MEN TAKE ALL WOMEN FOR GRANTED... 111 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,906 ALL THE TIME. 112 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:07,866 JACKIE... 113 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,159 SAVE YOURSELF THE HEARTACHE, DONNA. 114 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:12,496 BREAK UP WITH ERIC NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 115 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:15,874 THEN WE CAN BE SINGLE GIRLS TOGETHER. 116 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,794 OOH! WE COULD TAKE A CRUISE! 117 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:22,631 I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST WORRIED. 118 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:25,050 I MEAN, IF HE'S ACTING LIKE THIS NOW, 119 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,761 IMAGINE WHAT IT'LL BE LIKE IF WE GOT, LIKE... 120 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:31,223 MARRIED OR SOMETHING. 121 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:39,398 GLORIA, I JUST LOOKED AT HER! SHE WAS GIVING ME CHANGE! 122 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,984 NO, MICHAEL! IT WASN'T A LOOK. 123 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:45,320 IT WAS A LOOK. 124 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,114 OH, MY! 125 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:48,615 PLEASE DON'T FIGHT. 126 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:52,160 YOUR FATHER WILL BE HOME ANY MINUTE. 127 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,579 WOW, MA! YOU'RE ALL DRESSED UP! 128 00:06:54,622 --> 00:07:00,043 OH, YEAH. YOUR FATHER'S TAKING ME OUT TONIGHT. 129 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:03,755 GOOD FOR YOU, MA. YOU DESERVE A NIGHT OUT. 130 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:12,013 WELL, HO, HO, HO AND WHOOP-DI-DOO. I'M HOME. 131 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:14,224 OH, HI, ARCHIE. 132 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,184 AH, JEEZ, EDITH, NO TIME FOR THE KISSES THERE. 133 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:19,104 THE FIGHT'S ABOUT TO START. 134 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,858 BUT, DADDY, YOU TOLD MA YOU WERE TAKING HER OUT TONIGHT. 135 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,110 THAT'S TRUE, ARCH. 136 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:29,448 SHUT UP, YOU MEATHEAD, YOU! 137 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:32,701 WELL, IF YOU ASK MY OPINION, MAYBE YOU JUST FORGOT. 138 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:35,203 AH, JEEZ, EDITH, I DIDN'T FORGET NOTHIN' THERE, 139 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:38,582 SO GET ME A BEER AND STIFLE THERE, HUH? 140 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,877 OH, MY... 141 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,842 OH, MY GOD, JACKIE. 142 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,343 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 143 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,846 I DON'T KNOW, DONNA. 144 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,307 I JUST DON'T KNOW. 145 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:56,933 OH, HI, MR. FORMAN. 146 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,394 GO TALK ON YOUR OWN DAMN PORCH. 147 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:16,536 SO... YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING MUCH BINGO, PEARL? 148 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:20,665 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES, KITTY, I ATE YOUR DAMN PUDDING. 149 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:25,504 SO GO! 150 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:28,131 LAURIE, SAY SOMETHING NICE. 151 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,301 FINE. SOMETHING NICE. 152 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:34,846 THAT'S MY MAGAZINE. 153 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:45,482 NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE THAT. 154 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:49,069 Aunt Pearl: GET OUT! 155 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,495 YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD. 156 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,289 BUT I THOUGHT AFTER ME AND MICHAEL BROKE UP, 157 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,458 I WOULDN'T WANT TO HANG OUT HERE ANYMORE. 158 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:07,087 YEP. THAT'S WHAT WE WERE HOPING. 159 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:10,715 BUT I THINK IF I LEFT, YOU'D REALLY MISS ME. 160 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,300 RIGHT? 161 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,010 AHEM. 162 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,554 I, UH, I SUPPOSE... 163 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,472 THAT, UM, YOU KNOW, IT'S IMPORTANT 164 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,558 WHEN YOU HAVE A BAD BREAKUP 165 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,728 THAT YOU FIND FRIENDS TO, UH... 166 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:26,064 UH, SYMPATHETIC... 167 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,900 UH, STUFF... 168 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:33,488 UM, SUPPORT AND, UH... 169 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:37,033 I DON'T KNOW. 170 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,119 RIGHT. 171 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,745 SO LET'S GO TO THE MALL. 172 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:44,499 NO. I MEANT FRIENDS LIKE DONNA OR... NOT ME. 173 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:48,044 BUT I NOTICED YOU'RE ALONE A LOT, 174 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,880 AND I'M ALONE A LOT, SO LET'S BE ALONE TOGETHER. 175 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,634 LOOK, WE'RE ALONE RIGHT NOW. 176 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,388 THAT'S NOT REALLY A VERY GOOD REASON FOR US TO... 177 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,973 WAIT. 178 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,433 LET'S GO TO SIZZLER. 179 00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:03,059 THEY'VE GOT A SALAD BAR. 180 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,937 IT'S ALL YOU CAN EAT. 181 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:09,524 PLUS 5 DIFFERENT COLORS OF JELL-O. 182 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,321 I'LL BUY. 183 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:17,032 YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A ROUGH TIME. 184 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:20,160 LET'S GO, KID. 185 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,621 A SONG FOR JACKIE. 186 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,790 BY MICHAEL KELSO. 187 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:31,463 ♪ YOU MAY THINK THIS SONG IS STUPID ♪ 188 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:36,885 ♪ SO I MADE A CALL TO CUPID ♪ 189 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:41,097 ♪ AND HE TOLD ME TO PUT MY HEART OUT ON MY SLEEVE ♪ 190 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:46,978 ♪ SO WE CAN RETRIEVE OUR LOVE FROM THE TRASH ♪ 191 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:50,357 ♪ TRASH, TRASH ♪ 192 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,401 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 193 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,820 WELL, I THINK THAT... 194 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:58,865 YOU SHOULD DRAW HER A PICTURE. 195 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,660 HEY, PAL... YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY? 196 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:02,827 WELL, JUST WAIT, 197 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,390 'CAUSE SOMEDAY DONNA'S GONNA CRUSH YOUR 198 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,705 STUPID LITTLE HEART, TOO. 199 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,873 YEAH. AHEM. SEE, I DON'T THINK SO 200 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,500 BECAUSE I'VE TAKEN SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS TO PREVENT 201 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,418 THAT VERY THING FROM HAPPENING. 202 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,087 UH, LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, 203 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:16,299 I... DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER WOMEN. 204 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,470 YEAH? 205 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,556 WELL... IT'S ONLY 'CAUSE YOU'RE CHICKEN. 206 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,102 HEY. 207 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,645 HEY, BABY. 208 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,231 WHAT SAY YOU GRAB PAPA A ROOT BEER, HUH? 209 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,655 OH, MY GOD. I CANNOT LOOK. 210 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,324 LISTEN, YOU WORM, I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE 211 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,410 OR A WAITRESS OR YOUR DAMN MAID! 212 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,161 AND DON'T GET ALL ARCHIE BUNKER-Y ON ME, 213 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,164 OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS TO THE MOON! 214 00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:02,470 HEY, ERIC, WHAT RHYMES WITH DONNA? 215 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:16,109 ♪ I DIDN'T MEAN TO CHEAT, BUT SHE FORCED ME ♪ 216 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:20,989 ♪ SHE DOWNRIGHT COERCED ME ♪ 217 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,493 HEY, THAT'S KINDA GOOD. 218 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:29,289 MAN, I JUST ASKED HER FOR A ROOT BEER. 219 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,832 YOU TRIED TO CONTROL HER, ERIC. 220 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,501 AND THE WOMAN ALWAYS CONTROLS THE MAN. 221 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,795 THAT'S TRUE. 222 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,255 DONNA DOES NOT CONTROL ME! 223 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:41,301 OH, ERIC, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LEARN, MY FRIEND. 224 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:44,304 YEAH. I WISH JACKIE WAS STILL CONTROLLING ME. 225 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:47,849 I LOVE BEING ON A SHORT LEASH. 226 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:53,438 ♪ PUT THE SHORT LEASH BACK ON ME ♪ 227 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,444 KELSO, LET ME SEE THAT FOR A SECOND. 228 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,780 YEAH. 229 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:09,287 YOU KNOW, THAT'S KINDA FUNNY. THAT WAS YOUR GUITAR. 230 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,834 BURN! 231 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,672 HYDE, THOSE BOOTS LOOK REALLY NICE ON YOU. 232 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,301 YOU KNOW, JACKIE, YOU BUYING ME BOOTS IS JUST WRONG. 233 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,970 YOU SHOULD'VE LET ME SHOPLIFT THEM. 234 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,014 NO, HYDE. I WANT YOU TO HAVE THEM. 235 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,724 BESIDES, I'M SAVING A FORTUNE 236 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,603 NOW THAT I DON'T HAVE TO FEED AND CLOTHE MICHAEL. 237 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,230 WELL, IF YOU INSIST. 238 00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,648 I DO. 239 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,358 SO I WAS THINKING TOMORROW NIGHT, 240 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,109 WE SHOULD, YOU KNOW... 241 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,029 WHOA, OKAY. ALL RIGHT NOW, COME ON, JACKIE. 242 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,698 THIS WAS A ONE TIME ONLY THING, ALL RIGHT? 243 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,408 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BRIBE ME WITH THESE BOOTS, MAN, 244 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,327 YOU CAN JUST TAKE THEM BACK. 245 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,120 I SEE. 246 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,415 OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW, CRY? 247 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:59,295 OH, MAN, YOU'RE CRYING. 248 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,464 HEY, JACKIE... 249 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,091 COME ON, MAN. 250 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,510 IT'S GONNA BE FINE, OKAY? YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 251 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,513 THIS WHOLE THING IS GONNA BE FINE, ALL RIGHT? 252 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,059 NO. NO! 253 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,395 BAD JACKIE! 254 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,397 BUT, HYDE, I THOUGHT WE AGREED 255 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,441 THAT YOU WERE ALONE AND I WAS ALONE... 256 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,153 JACKIE, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT HERE, ALL RIGHT? 257 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,738 SO JUST LISTEN TO ME. 258 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,283 YOU GOTTA REALIZE THAT YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN KELSO. 259 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,618 BUT WHAT IF I NEVER FIND ANYBODY ELSE? 260 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,663 OH, YOU WILL, MAN. YOU'LL FIND SOMEBODY GREAT. 261 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:38,251 YOU SEE, I, MYSELF, DON'T LIKE YOU. 262 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,087 I FIND YOU ABRASIVE. 263 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:45,967 BUT IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU AND I HAD NEVER TALKED TO YOU, 264 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,095 I'D THINK YOU WERE TOTALLY HOT. 265 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,558 THANK YOU, HYDE. 266 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,519 ANYTHING FOR YOU, DOLL. 267 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:04,235 PEARL, HONEY, PLEASE COME OUT. 268 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:11,242 OH! LAURIE, SHE KINDA LIKES YOU. DO SOMETHING. 269 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,494 AUNT PEARL! 270 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,330 WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT, AND YOU CAN SHOW ME 271 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,207 YOUR DAMN SCRAPBOOKS AGAIN? 272 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,834 EVERY TIME YOU PEOPLE COME, 273 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,920 I GOTTA GET DRESSED AND PUT MY TEETH IN. 274 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:25,173 AND YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT, SO GET LOST! 275 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:31,721 NOW CAN WE GO? 276 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,098 NO. AHEM. 277 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,685 OKAY, FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT? I GIVE UP. 278 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,395 LET'S JUST GO. 279 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:43,942 I JUST HOPE WHEN I GET OLD, SOMEONE COMES TO VISIT ME. 280 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,945 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, MOM. ERIC WILL COME. 281 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,657 WELL, I'M GONNA GO WARM THE CAR UP. 282 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,283 NO, LAURIE. 283 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,785 THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOUR MOTHER. 284 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,454 SO SIT DOWN. 285 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,124 COME ON, PEARL. THERE'S A BUCKS GAME ON. 286 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,418 THE BUCKS, HUH?! 287 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,922 OH-HO! 288 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,095 WELL, YOU KNOW, SEE? 289 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,222 THIS IS NICE. 290 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,974 THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME ALIVE 291 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:19,686 IS WATCHING THE BUCKS LOSE. PFFT! 292 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,776 GO BUCKS. 293 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,862 MICHAEL, NO. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 294 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,280 NO. YOU'RE RIGHT. 295 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,949 OKAY? BECAUSE WORDS DON'T DO IT. 296 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,575 THAT'S WHY I WROTE THIS SONG. 297 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:37,245 OH, GOD. 298 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:47,588 ♪ JACKIE, PLEASE TAKE ME BACKIE ♪ 299 00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:51,759 ♪ I'LL GET THE KNACK, SEE ♪ 300 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,386 OKAY, MICHAEL, STOP. 301 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,846 MICHAEL, STOP. 302 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:58,433 YES, PLEASE, KELSO, STOP. 303 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,309 I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. 304 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:04,272 THIS IS HOW YOU SERENADE A WOMAN. 305 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,110 ♪ BESAME ♪ 306 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,822 ♪ BESAME MUCHO ♪ 307 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,742 ♪ COMO SI FUERA ESTA NOCHE ♪ 308 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:19,287 ♪ LA ULTIMAVEZ ♪ 309 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,540 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 310 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,168 YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 311 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,254 UM, THIS IS MY SCHOOL SONG FROM BACK HOME. 312 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:33,092 I DON'T LOVE YOU. 313 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,429 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 314 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,139 NOTHING. 315 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,141 NOTHING AT ALL. 316 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,477 THANK YOU, HYDE, FOR TONIGHT. 317 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,854 IT WAS VERY SPECIAL. 318 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,322 OHH! AIEE. 319 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,618 ISN'T SHE NICE? 320 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,789 HEY, FELLAS, YOU LIKE MY NEW BOOTS? 321 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,088 SO, THEN ERIC SAYS TO DONNA, 322 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,589 "I CANNOT GO OUT WITH YOU, 323 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,216 BECAUSE I'M GOING OUT WITH THE GUYS." 324 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:16,803 OH, JEEZ. 325 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,014 WHAT? I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 326 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,851 NO. WHAT'S HIS NAME'S RIGHT. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 327 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,270 LOOK, I DON'T THINK I DID ANYTHING WRONG. 328 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,647 I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO DONNA. 329 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,066 OH, YEAH? 330 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,402 WHAT? WHY? 331 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,821 HERE'S THE THING. 332 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,698 YOU'RE ASSUMING THAT YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH FOR DONNA. 333 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:40,326 AND YOU'RE NOT. 334 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,371 YES, I AM. 335 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,997 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 336 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,791 JUST LIKE I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR MOTHER. 337 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,501 OKAY, WELL... 338 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,629 YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 339 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,840 HEY, WATCH IT. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT HERE. 340 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,424 I'M SORRY. YES, SIR. 341 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,009 LOOK, DO YOU REALLY THINK I WANTED TO SPEND 342 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,845 THE WHOLE DAMN DAY SITTING IN A ROOM 343 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:03,099 WITH A WOMAN WHO HATES THE BUCKS AND SMELLS LIKE CABBAGE? 344 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,851 WELL, I DIDN'T. 345 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,728 BUT THAT'S THE PRICE YOU PAY, SON. 346 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,149 NOW, YOU GO CALL DONNA BEFORE SHE REALIZES 347 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,734 HOW MUCH BETTER OFF SHE IS WITHOUT YOU. 348 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,155 GO ON NOW. GO! 349 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:20,575 GO! YOU HEARD HIM, GO! 350 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,535 BUT WHAT ABOUT... 351 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,580 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. MAKE THE CALL, LITTLE MAN. 352 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,381 LISTEN, DONNA... 353 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,716 NO. WAIT. 354 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,468 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT... YOU KNOW... 355 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,304 WHAT HAPPENED. 356 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,390 AND I REALIZE I MAY HAVE OVERREACTED. 357 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,225 IT'S JUST THAT I'M A LITTLE VULNERABLE NOW 358 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:50,146 THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP IS... MATURED. 359 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:55,109 DONNA, NO APOLOGY NECESSARY. 360 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,196 I WELCOME YOUR INSANE BEHAVIOR AND CRITICISM. 361 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,368 DON'T BE A JERK, ERIC. 362 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:07,622 NO. NO. UH, AHEM, I'M ACTUALLY... I'M BEING SERIOUS. 363 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,416 I'M WILLING TO DO... 364 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,377 WHATEVER IT TAKES FOR US TO BE TOGETHER. 365 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,380 WHATEVER IT TAKES. 366 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,758 IT'S WORTH IT. 367 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,929 WELL... THANK YOU. 368 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,600 SO, UH, FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, 369 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,645 DO I HAVE TO ASK YOU, UH, BEFORE I GO OUT 370 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,397 WITH MY FRIENDS? 371 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,483 NO. 372 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:40,029 UH... YES. 373 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,531 SOMETIMES. 374 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:46,744 SO, UH, HOW WILL I KNOW WHICH TIMES? 375 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,956 WELL, YOU'LL KNOW AFTERWARDS WHEN I GET MAD. 376 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,502 OKAY. YEAH. 377 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,754 UH, IS THERE, YOU KNOW, 378 00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:00,591 MAYBE A BETTER SYSTEM THAN THAT? 379 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:03,761 NO. I REALLY CAN'T THINK OF ONE. NO. 380 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,973 OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH. 381 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,183 I'M REALLY SORRY. 382 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,644 ME, TOO. 383 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,772 SO, UH, I BLEW OFF THE GUYS TONIGHT 384 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,399 TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. 385 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,567 SO MY CALENDAR IS WIDE OPEN. 386 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:22,488 I'M... I'M HERE FOR YOU, DONNA. 387 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:26,284 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. I'M HANGING OUT WITH JACKIE. 388 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:29,161 YOU COULD COME IF YOU WANT. 389 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:39,164 THAT'S REALLY NOT FUNNY. 390 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,884 SO, AUNT PE... 391 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,012 SHH! 392 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:49,598 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 393 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,281 I WAS WONDERING... 394 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,742 SHH! OKAY.