1 00:00:00,750 --> 00:00:04,420 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:09,717 OOH! NOW I'VE GOT PARK PLACE AND BOARDWALK. 3 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,260 THIS GAME'S JUST LIKE LIFE. 4 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:14,680 I... AM THE RICHEST OF ALL. 5 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:18,225 JACKIE, I'VE GOT... 6 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,893 $970 HERE. 7 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:23,897 IT'S ALL YOURS IF YOU'LL JUST GO AWAY! 8 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:28,444 RELAX, FORMAN. IT'S BETTER THAN HAVING LAURIE DOWN HERE. 9 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:31,321 SHE'S LIKE A BIG, CANCEROUS TUMOR. 10 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,969 AND JACKIE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE, UH... 11 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:37,578 A TINY, BENIGN CYST. 12 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:40,539 THANK YOU, HYDE. 13 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,750 HERE. BUY YOURSELF A HOTEL. 14 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,628 WHY ARE YOU GIVING HIM MONEY? 15 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:49,923 I'M THE ONE IN JAIL. PLUS, HYDE PUNCHED ME IN THE ARM. 16 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,010 WHY CAN'T WE START OVER? 17 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,344 BECAUSE! 18 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:56,597 AllEE! 19 00:00:56,765 --> 00:01:00,476 AND DON'T TRY TIPPIN' OVER THE BOARD AGAIN, EITHER. 20 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,272 NEXT TIME WE GO HIKING, MAKE SURE YOU BRING A BLANKET. 21 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,275 I THINK I HAVE A TWIG IN MY SHORTS. 22 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:11,570 WHAT A COINCIDENCE. SO DOES KELSO. 23 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:15,282 BURN! 24 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,993 OKAY, OKAY. NICE BURN. [CHUCKLES] 25 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,745 HI, JACKIE. 26 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:23,040 OH, LOOK. IT'S MICHAEL AND HIS COMMUNITY CHEST. 27 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,127 NICE. 28 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:30,214 SO, MICHAEL, WHEN YOU COME OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT, 29 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:33,133 DON'T WEAR THAT STUPID UNICORN TIE. 30 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,219 OHH! 31 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:38,597 OH, I'M SORRY, JACKIE. WAS THAT A GIFT? 32 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,974 OH, YEAH?! 33 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:43,602 WELL, WERE THOSE SHOES A GIFT? 34 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,438 'CAUSE THEY'RE UGLY! 35 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:49,817 WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE, ANYWAYS? 36 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:53,570 SHOULD YOU BE OFF PLAYING WITH RIBBONS AND PONIES? 37 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:55,280 WELL, SHOULDN'T YOU BE OFF... 38 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:58,408 BEING A BITCH? 39 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:03,831 OH, I MADE THE LITTLE GIRL SAY A BAD WORD. 40 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,376 SEE YOU TONIGHT. 41 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:24,393 WHOOPS. 42 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,565 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 43 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:33,193 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 44 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:36,905 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 45 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:40,200 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 46 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:44,246 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 47 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,708 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 48 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:52,254 ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ 49 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,007 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 50 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,472 LAURIE MAKES ME SO MAD. 51 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,558 I JUST WANT TO RIP OUT HER HAIR, SHOW IT TO HER, 52 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:08,020 AND HOPE IT DOESN'T GROW BACK. 53 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,771 I HATE HER. 54 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,899 JACKIE... THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS. 55 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:16,028 SHE FEEDS ON YOUR ANGER, MAN. IT ONLY MAKES HER STRONGER. 56 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,366 WELL, THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 57 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,744 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET UNDER HER SKIN, 58 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,746 YOU HAVE TO BE ZEN. 59 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:31,793 ZEN? OKAY, YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE UP WORDS, HYDE. 60 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:35,714 NO, MAN, ZEN. 61 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,050 AT PEACE. ALOOF. 62 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:41,136 ZEN. 63 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,264 OH. 64 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,351 OKAY, THEN... 65 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:50,395 HYDE, WILL YOU TEACH ME HOW TO BE ZEN? 66 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,774 YOU CAN'T JUST TEACH SOMEONE TO BE ZEN, JACKIE. 67 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,318 YOU CAN ONLY LEARN TO BE ZEN. 68 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:01,657 OKAY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 69 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:04,785 EXACTLY. 70 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,037 AND THAT'S YOUR FIRST LESSON. 71 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:10,499 HUH? 72 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,607 JACKIE, IF YOU WANT TO BE MY STUDENT, 73 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,587 YOU NEED TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS WITHOUT QUESTION. 74 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:17,464 OKAY. OKAY. SEE? 75 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,384 I CAN DO THAT. 76 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:21,885 OKAY. 77 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,762 FIRST THING... 78 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,932 FINISH POLISHING MY BOOTS. 79 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,977 HYDE, HOW'S THAT GONNA HELP... WHAT? 80 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:32,771 OKAY. 81 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,190 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A FINE STUDENT. 82 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,528 SHINE, GRASSHOPPER, SHINE. 83 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,493 KELSO... 84 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:47,828 MAN, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY 85 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,079 COMIN' TO DINNER TONIGHT, ARE YOU? 86 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,372 WHY SHOULDN'T I? 87 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,860 YOU KNOW, JACKIE BROKE UP WITH ME, 88 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:55,043 AND I NEEDED A GIRLFRIEND, AND LAURIE'S IT. 89 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:59,589 PLUS, I NEED TO EAT, SO I'M COMIN' TO DINNER. 90 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,842 GOD, KELSO, YOU'RE LAME. 91 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,261 AND YOU'RE SAD. 92 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,887 BUT IF YOU GO TO DINNER WITH RED, 93 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:08,765 YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR JUST DESSERTS. 94 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:12,352 I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SERVE. 95 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,814 I JUST WANT TO BE THERE FOR LAURIE. YOU KNOW? 96 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,775 HOPE IT'S PIE. [CHUCKLES] 97 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,861 OH, KELSO... 98 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:24,114 IT'S GONNA BE SO BAD. 99 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,199 CAN I COME TO DINNER TONIGHT? 100 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,160 NO! 101 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,037 LOOK. 102 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,872 RED LOVES LAURIE. RIGHT? 103 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,206 AND LAURIE LIKES ME. 104 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:35,250 THEREFORE, RED HAS TO LIKE ME. 105 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,835 I MEAN, WHAT FATHER WOULDN'T LIKE THE GUY 106 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,339 WHO'S NAILIN' HIS DAUGHTER? 107 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,517 OH, LAURIE, YOU CAN'T BRING MICHAEL TO DINNER. 108 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,595 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 109 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:49,306 MOM, I'M AN ADULT, AND THIS IS MY CHOICE. 110 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,932 NO. IF YOU WERE REALLY AN ADULT, 111 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,976 YOU'D TRY TO MEET SOMEONE WITH A FUTURE 112 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:57,564 INSTEAD OF MICHAEL, WHO, BLESS HIS HEART... 113 00:05:58,274 --> 00:05:59,649 IS PROBABLY GONNA END UP 114 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:03,487 RIPPING TICKETS AT THE TILT-A-WHIRL. 115 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,493 WELL, HE COULD INVENT SOMETHING. 116 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:15,582 YEAH. I GUESS I'M LAZY. 117 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:19,086 UH-HUH. AND, LAURIE, HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT 118 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:22,756 AS TO WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY TO YOUR FATHER WHEN HE FINDS OUT? 119 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,345 HE'S MY BOYFRIEND, DADDY, AND WE LOVE EACH OTHER, 120 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:32,057 [STRONGLY EMOTIONAL] AND YOU CAN'T STOP US FROM BEING TOGETHER! 121 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,400 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 122 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,985 LAURIE, I ABSOLUTELY FORBID YOU 123 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:45,612 TO BRING THAT BOY TO DINNER. 124 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,823 OHHH! SOMETIMES I HATE YOU! 125 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,991 WELL... THAT IS JUST TOO BAD, 126 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:52,536 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! 127 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:58,875 [QUIETLY] BECAUSE I HAVE TO. 128 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,172 WHATEVER! 129 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:06,133 NO. MORE ALOOFNESS. 130 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,552 [STRONGLY] WHATEVER. 131 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,638 I'M NOT BELIEVIN' YOU. 132 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:13,974 HYDE, WHEN ARE WE GOING TO MOVE ON? 133 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:17,060 I HAVE BEEN SAYING "WHATEVER" FOR HALF AN HOUR. 134 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,980 YOU CAN SAY VERY MUCH BY SAYING VERY LITTLE, 135 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,607 SMALL GRASSHOPPER. 136 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,944 PRETEND YOU'RE LAURIE AND INSULT ME. 137 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,780 OKAY. 138 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,491 HEY, HYDE, YOU'RE STUPID. 139 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:36,538 [AMBIVALENT] WHATEVER. 140 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,415 WOW! THAT WAS GREAT! 141 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,667 YEAH. 142 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:43,587 NOW. ANOTHER PART OF THIS IS AMBIGUITY. 143 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:44,921 SAY IT WITH ME. 144 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:47,757 AMBIGUITY. AMBIGUITY. 145 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,353 VERY GOOD. SEE, YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW 146 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:52,262 EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. 147 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,807 HERE. ASK ME IF I WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE TONIGHT. 148 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:59,186 OKAY. HI. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO A MOVIE TONIGHT? 149 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:01,938 THAT'S COOL. 150 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:06,401 SEE, YOU DON'T KNOW IF I MEAN "THAT'S COOL, I'LL GO," 151 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,945 OR "THAT'S COOL, NO, THANKS." 152 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:12,032 AND THAT'S COOL. WHATEVER. 153 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,034 OH, MY GOD! 154 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,620 I AM SO SORRY I GOT IMPATIENT. 155 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,748 THAT'S COOL. 156 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,875 HEY, GUYS. 157 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,377 SO, JACKIE, ERIC WON'T INVITE ME TO DINNER TONIGHT. 158 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,296 SO, DO YOU WANT TO, LIKE, GO TO THE MALL OR SOMETHING? 159 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,716 THAT'S COOL. 160 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,301 WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 161 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,136 OH, MY GOD, IT WORKED. 162 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,638 I MEAN... 163 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:38,308 WHATEVER. 164 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,901 HEY, GUYS. SORRY I'M LATE. 165 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,320 WHAT? K¡tty: WHAT? 166 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,239 YOU GUYS STARTED EATIN' WITHOUT ME? 167 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:54,449 THAT IS SO RUDE! 168 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:57,077 I'M JUST KIDDIN'! 169 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,662 HA HA HA! 170 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:00,705 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 171 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,593 WELL, ERIC, YOU MUST'VE FORGOTTEN TO MENTION 172 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,417 THAT YOU INVITED MICHAEL TO DINNER TONIGHT. 173 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:06,586 OH, RIGHT. UH... 174 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,213 YEAH, I GUESS I DID. 175 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,798 OH, AND THERE ARE MY CHOCOLATES... 176 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,467 THE CHOCOLATES THAT I ASKED YOU TO BRING... OVER TO ME. 177 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:16,846 OOH, FANNY FARMER. My favor¡te. 178 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:19,307 BUT... NO, NO. THOSE ARE FOR LAURIE. 179 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:20,892 Red: KELSO... 180 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,019 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 181 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,896 DAD!! 182 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,356 UH... 183 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,025 NOUGAT? 184 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:31,027 DON'T WORRY, RED. 185 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,779 I GOT SOMETHIN' FOR YOU, TOO. 186 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,823 HUHHH! 187 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,242 5 BEERS? 188 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,452 UH, YEAH. THEY WERE ALL OUT OF 6-PACKS. 189 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:42,122 WEIRD, HUH? 190 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,457 LET ME HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT THERE, RED. 191 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,793 ARE YOU TAKIN' A BEER? 192 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:49,629 HEY, FOCUS, MAN! HE'S DATIN' YOUR DAUGHTER! 193 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:56,970 LAURIE... 194 00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:01,766 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 195 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,477 [EMOTIONALLY] HE'S MY BOYFRIEND, DADDY! 196 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:08,064 [MORE SUBDUED] AND... HE LOVES ME, AND... 197 00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:10,150 HE'S GOOD TO ME, AND WE'RE... 198 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:13,320 [DEFEATED] HAPPY TOGETHER. 199 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,406 KELSO. 200 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,325 YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS 201 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:21,995 TO GET AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE! 202 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,683 BUT, RED, WHAT ABOUT OUR UNSPOKEN BOND? 203 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,457 1! 204 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,208 2! 205 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,794 I'LL CALL YOU. 206 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,799 [SIGHS] 207 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:43,391 BEER, RED? 208 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,733 AND THE REST OF DINNER... 209 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:55,487 WAS EATEN IN COMPLETE SILENCE. 210 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,364 THE ONLY SOUND WAS THE DULL THROBBING 211 00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:02,160 OF THAT VEIN IN RED'S GIANT, SHINY HEAD. 212 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,664 BOY, I'M GLAD I'M NOT KELSO. 213 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,166 SURE, HE'S HAD SEX A LOT AND I AM STILL A VIRGIN, 214 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,794 BUT... 215 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:14,547 OH, I WISH I WAS KELSO. 216 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,424 NO, YOU DON'T, FEZ. 217 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,510 BEING KELSO IS LIKE... 218 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,305 KNOWING THE TRUTH BEHIND ALL THE DECEPTIONS IN SOCIETY, 219 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,516 BUT NOT BEING ABLE TO CONVINCE ANY OF YOUR 220 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,142 FELLOW SUBURBAN CLONES 221 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,853 THAT ANYTHING'S WRONG, MAN. 222 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,232 NO, WAIT. THAT'S ME. 223 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:39,447 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 224 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,450 OHHH... 225 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,827 MAN. 226 00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:46,371 I JUST TOTALLY FORGOT WHY I WAS LAUGHING. 227 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,416 ISN'T THAT FUNNY? HA HA HA! 228 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,630 OKAY, UH... NO MORE FOR THE CHEERLEADER. OKAY? 229 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,008 JACKIE, YOU SEEM DIFFERENT. 230 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:02,053 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S YOUR HAIR, YOUR OUTFIT... 231 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,473 OR YOUR RED, PUFFY EYES. 232 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,642 SHE'S ZEN, MAN. 233 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,394 I'VE TAKEN HER UNDER MY WING. 234 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,647 I'M RUNNING A DOJO OF COOLNESS. 235 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,525 JACKIE, DEMONSTRATE. 236 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,027 [MOUTH FULL] OOGLY MOOGLY. 237 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:21,281 GOOGLY. HAH! HA! 238 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,120 YEAH, IT'S HER FIRST DAY. 239 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,464 KITTY, I DON'T WANT OUR DAUGHTER 240 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,884 DATING THAT KETTLEHEAD. 241 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,928 WELL, MAYBE IT'S JUST A PHASE. 242 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,889 NO. 243 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,891 HE'S BEEN A KETTLEHEAD SINCE... 244 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:50,852 NO. NO. I MEANT LAURIE. 245 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,480 THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, YOU KNOW. 246 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,940 FIRST THEY'RE DATING AND HAVING FUN. 247 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,984 AND THEN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 248 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,403 THEY'RE PRYIN' THE MONEY TO PAY FOR A WEDDING 249 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:04,324 FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS. 250 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,202 OH, HONEY, THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET MARRIED. 251 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:10,789 HE'LL LEAVE HER WHEN SHE GETS PREGNANT. HA HA HA! 252 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,042 HA HA HA HA HA! 253 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,377 HA HA HA HA... 254 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,338 OH. OKAY. 255 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:22,550 I SEE MR. SMILEY ISN'T IN TOWN TODAY. 256 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,637 I EXPECTED MORE FROM HER. 257 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,807 WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING WITH SOME HIGH SCHOOL KID? 258 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,517 SHE WENT TO COLLEGE! 259 00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,769 WELL, SHE DID FLUNK OUT. 260 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,395 [SIGHS] 261 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,356 OH, KITTY... 262 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,983 I CAN SEE HOW THEIR FUTURE IS GONNA TURN OUT... 263 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:42,987 AND IT'S NOT GOOD. 264 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,169 [ROBOT VOICE] MORE MASHED POTATOES, RED? 265 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,673 WHY, THANK YOU, SERVOTRON 2000. 266 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,344 OH, IT'S COLD. 267 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,639 DAMN FOREIGN ROBOTS. 268 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,852 OH, IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE DINNER WITH THE FAMILY LIKE THIS. 269 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,396 YEAH. IT'S A GOOD THING WE FOUND A BABY-SITTING DROID 270 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,898 FOR THE QUINTUPLETS. 271 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,527 SO, MICHAEL, HOW'S THE JOB HUNT GOING? 272 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,406 GREAT! THEY HAD A REAL SHORT LINE AT 273 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,734 THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE, SO I GOT HOME IN TIME TO CATCH 274 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:32,370 THE END OF THE SPACE PRICE IS RIGHT. 275 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:36,040 YOU KNOW, TIMES ARE TOUGH FOR ME AND KELSO RIGHT NOW. 276 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,127 YOU'LL HELP US, WON'T YOU, DADDY? 277 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,964 I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU, HONEY. 278 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:46,426 I THINK SHE MEANS FINANCIALLY, RED. 279 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,053 I KNOW WHAT SHE MEANS... 280 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,098 [MUTTERING] KETTLEHEAD. 281 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,644 YOU'RE... GIVIN' US MORE MONEY... RIGHT, DUDE? 282 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,438 YES, DAMN IT! 283 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,189 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 284 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,151 HEY, LAURIE... I THINK IT'S TIME FOR OUR... NAP. 285 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,195 ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! 286 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:09,240 I'VE GOTTA GO TO SATURN ON BUSINESS FOR A WEEK. 287 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,951 AND WHEN I GET BACK, YOU'D BETTER HAVE A JOB, 288 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,955 OR IT'S OFF TO THE ASTEROID MINES FOR YOU! 289 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,794 DON'T FORGET YOUR BRIEFCASE, RED. 290 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,590 THANK YOU, SERVOTRON 2000. 291 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,051 NOW... 292 00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:31,012 ROLL BACK THE ROOF, 'CAUSE I GOTTA GO. 293 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,974 JETPACK... BLAST OFF! 294 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,319 K¡tty: RED. 295 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,112 RED. 296 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,031 AHEM. THAT'S IT. 297 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,867 I'M JUST GONNA TELL HER THAT SHE CAN'T SEE HIM ANYMORE. 298 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,494 NOPE, NOPE. YOU CAN'T DO THAT, RED. 299 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,954 IN FACT, THE MORE WE FIGHT IT, 300 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,123 THE MORE SHE'S GONNA WANT TO BE WITH... KETTLEHEAD. 301 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,670 AHH, AT THIS RATE, I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK 302 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,839 BEFORE I EVEN GET MY JETPACK. 303 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,844 YOU KNOW... I MISSED YOU GUYS. 304 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,181 YEAH. THIS PLACE JUST ISN'T THE SAME WHEN I'M NOT AROUND. 305 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,978 OH, HEY. YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR A REALLY FUNNY STORY? 306 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,439 I WAS JUST UPSTAIRS, AND RED WAS YELLING AT ME ABOUT YOU. 307 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,192 AND, UH, THEN I SAID, 308 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,777 "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' YELLIN' AT ME?" 309 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,195 KELSO'S RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS. 310 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,948 "IN FACT, I'LL GO GET HIM FOR YOU," I SAID. 311 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,785 SAY, THAT IS A FUNNY STORY. 312 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,789 I DON'T CARE. I'LL TALK TO RED. 313 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,960 HE WAS REALLY MEAN TO ME, AND HERE I BROUGHT HIM A 5-PACK. 314 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,005 SO I HOPE HE'S READY TO APOLOGIZE. 315 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,298 HA HA HA HA HA! 316 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,300 OH, YEAH! 317 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,927 YEAH, THAT'S IT. IF THERE'S ONE THING 318 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,763 RED'S ABOUT, IT'S FORGIVENESS. 319 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,599 NO, HE'S NOT. 320 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,269 HE'S THE OPPOSITE OF THAT. 321 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,983 OH, WAIT. 322 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,735 I GET YOU. 323 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,319 FUNNY. 324 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:13,114 [CHUCKLES] 325 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,127 WAIT. UH... [CHUCKLES] 326 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,671 RED, CAN'T WE, UH, L-LEAVE THAT OPEN? 327 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,424 HAVE A SEAT, KELSO. 328 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,384 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING 329 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,553 A LOT ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP 330 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,972 WITH MY ONLY DAUGHTER. 331 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,308 SHE'S A GEM. 332 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,518 SHUT UP. 333 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,063 KITTY SAYS THAT IF THE TWO OF YOU WANT TO SEE EACH OTHER, 334 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,607 THERE'S... NOTHIN' I CAN DO ABOUT IT. 335 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:51,069 BUT SHE'S WRONG... 'CAUSE I COULD KILL YOU. 336 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,283 THAT'S A JOKE, KELSO. YOU SHOULD LAUGH 337 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,118 WHEN I MAKE A JOKE. 338 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,579 [WEAKLY] HA HA HA. HEY, GOOD ONE, RED. 339 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,581 SEE, YOU'RE MAKING ME THINK THAT I SHOULD TAKE 340 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,374 A PERSONAL INTEREST IN YOU, 341 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,211 AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT. TAKE ERIC, FOR EXAMPLE. 342 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,172 I HAVE A PERSONAL INTEREST IN HIM. 343 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,091 OH, GOD. 344 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,467 THERE YOU GO. 345 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,885 WHAT YOU WANT TO DO HERE 346 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,637 IS FLY IN UNDER MY RADAR 347 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:21,015 SO THAT IF I NEVER SEE YOU AND LAURIE TOGETHER 348 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,184 OR HEAR YOUR NAME MENTIONED IN THE SAME BREATH, 349 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:27,897 I MIGHT JUST... FORGET THAT YOU EVEN EXIST. GOT IT? 350 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,733 YEAH. OKAY, SO YOU MEAN IF... IF ME AND LAURIE... 351 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:35,571 OH, NOW, SEE... YOU JUST MENTIONED MY DAUGHTER'S NAME. 352 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,156 I'M SORRY. 353 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,033 OKAY. UM... 354 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,202 IF... KELSO AND YOUR DAUGHTER... 355 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,788 NO, NO, NO. SEE, NOW, THAT'S, UH... 356 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,082 THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK, EITHER. 357 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,417 WELL, TH-THIS IS HARD, RED! 358 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,185 YEAH. WELL, YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE TILL YOU 359 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,754 GET IT RIGHT, KELSO. 360 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,965 WELL, OKAY, RED, BUT EVENTUALLY MY PARENTS 361 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,592 ARE GONNA COME LOOKIN' FOR ME. 362 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,095 YEAH, BUT THEY'RE NOT GONNA FIND YOU. 363 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,097 [BREATH TREMBLES] 364 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,558 OH, THAT'S ANOTHER JOKE. COME ON, LAUGH, KELSO! 365 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,310 [HALF-CRYING, HALF-LAUGHING] 366 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,032 OH, YOU AGAIN. 367 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:24,537 WHAT HAPPENED? DID THEY LET OUT KINDERGARTEN EARLY TODAY? 368 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,999 WHATEVER. 369 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,043 JACKIE, DON'T YOU HAVE A LAME COMEBACK 370 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,337 SAVED FOR JUST THIS VERY OCCASION? 371 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,924 THAT'S COOL. 372 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,636 OH, SO NOW YOU'RE LITTLE MISS COOL, HUH? 373 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,264 WHATEVER. 374 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:47,101 WELL. IF YOU'RE REALLY AS COOL AS YOU THINK YOU ARE, 375 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,730 YOU WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO HOLD ONTO YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE. 376 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,107 BUT YOU COULDN'T, COULD YOU? 377 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,193 LOSER! 378 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,237 OH, WELL. 379 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,531 RRRR! 380 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,587 CAT FIGHT! HA HA HA! 381 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,299 YOU GUYS, STOP IT! OHH! OHH! 382 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:19,884 AAAHHH! 383 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,552 OW! YOU BIT ME! JACKIE, HIT HER IN THE EYE! 384 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,970 OHH! OOH. 385 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,680 OHH! AAH! 386 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,140 OH, I KNOW! WE CAN POUR WATER ON THEM, 387 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,184 AND THEN WE CAN SEE THROUGH THEIR SHIRTS! 388 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,436 OHHH! 389 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,772 [PANTING] BITCH! 390 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,732 UHH! [PANTING] 391 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,276 UHH! 392 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,738 YOU KICKED HER ASS, MAN! 393 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,492 YEAH. 394 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,702 WHATEVER. 395 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,162 OHHH... 396 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,915 OH, MY GOSH. I AM SO TURNED ON. 397 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,584 OH. 398 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,628 I CAN'T BELIEVE LAURIE BIT ME. 399 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,589 I HOPE SHE DIDN'T GIVE ME, LIKE, SLUT RABIES. 400 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,134 JACKIE... 401 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,595 YOU'RE MY HERO. 402 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,265 YOU HIT HER IN THE EYE. 403 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,016 YEAH, BUT I GUESS 404 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,434 IT WASN'T VERY ZEN OF ME, WAS IT, HYDE? 405 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,561 WELL... WHERE ZEN ENDS... 406 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:16,607 ASS-KICKING BEGINS. 407 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,443 AND THAT'S YOUR FINAL LESSON, GRASSHOPPER. 408 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,405 HEY, MAN... 409 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,490 LET'S DO THAT THING 410 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:28,452 WHERE WE ALL SIT IN THE CIRCLE AGAIN. 411 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,455 OH, ONE STEP AHEAD OF YA. 412 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:37,211 THE FACT THAT YOU ACTUALLY WENT 413 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,714 INTO THE GARAGE WITH RED... THAT'S SO BRAVE. 414 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,966 YEAH. 415 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:46,429 I GUESS WE BOTH HAD TO FIGHT FOR OUR LOVE, BABY. 416 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,639 Red: I'M COMING IN THE LIVING ROOM NOW! 417 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,183 DOHH! 418 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,606 WELL. HI THERE, KITTEN. 419 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,947 HI, DADDY.