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OKAY. YOU GUYS,

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I JUST GOT AN ADVANCE
COPY OF THE YEARBOOK,

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AND YOU'LL ALL BE HAPPY TO KNOW

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THAT 1977
IS MY CUTEST YEAR EVER.

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JACKIE, THAT IS SO WEIRD,

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BECAUSE I WAS JUST
TELLING THE GANG

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HOW THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD BE
CUTER THAN LAST YEAR.

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YOU WERE?

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YES.

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I, FOR ONE, TOTALLY BELIEVE

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THAT YOU ARE CUTER THIS YEAR.

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YEAH, SINCE I DUMPED YOU.

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NICE BURN.

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DONNA, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THAT.

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HEY, STEVEN, WANNA
POP SOME POPCORN

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AND LOOK AT ALL THE
YEARBOOK PICTURES OF ME?

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NO. I FIGURE I'LL DO
PLENTY OF THAT

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WHEN I DIE AND GO TO HELL.

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GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A CARD.

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THIS IS SO EXCITING,

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MY FIRST AMERICAN YEARBOOK.

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SHOW US SOME PICTURES OF FEZ.

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SORRY, FEZ. THERE AREN'T ANY.

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WHAT THE HELL?

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SO, THEY DON'T LET FOREIGNERS
IN YOUR YEARBOOK?

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UH-HUH.

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HERE'S ME CHEERING AT
THE PEP RALLY LAST FALL.

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OH, MY GOD.

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SOMEONE IN THE CROWD IS MOONING.

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YOU'RE ALL CHEERING AWAY,

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AND THE WHOLE TIME
YOU'RE GETTING MOONED.

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YEAH!

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OH, MY GOD.

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THAT'S A GIRL BUTT. HEE HEE!

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THERE'S GIRL BUTT
IN THE YEARBOOK.

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OH, MAN, I CAN'T TELL WHO IT IS.

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I WISH WE HAD
A MAGNIFYING GLASS.

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OH. HERE YOU GO.

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I WAS JUST PLAYING
WITH SOME BUGS.

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GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

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SOMEONE'S NASTY BUTT
IS IN MY PICTURE.

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OH, MY GOD.

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THAT'S NOT GIRL BUTT.

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THAT'S DONNA'S BUTT!

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YEAH! IT IS.

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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪

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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪

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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪

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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪

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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪

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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪

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♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪

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HELLO, WISCONSIN!

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Donna: ERIC?

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ARE YOU OKAY? 'CAUSE
YOU LOOK WEIRD.

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YEAH. COULD IT BE

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BECAUSE OF YOUR
GIRLFRIEND'S NAKED BUTT?

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KELSO, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

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I'M NOT TRYING TO HELP.

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ERIC, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

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IT IS, TOO, DONNA.

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YOUR NASTY BUTT
RUINED MY PICTURE.

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HEY. MAYBE YOUR NASTY FACE

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RUINED MY BUTT PICTURE.

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I KNOW WHY I'M NOT
IN THE YEARBOOK.

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IT BECAUSE WHITEY'S
KEEPING ME DOWN.

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HEY, FEZ.

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JUST LOOK AT DONNA'S
NAKED BUTT SOME MORE.

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YES, THAT'S NICE, THANK YOU.

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OKAY.

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DONNA, TAKE ME THROUGH
THE CHAIN OF EVENTS.

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NOW, YOU'RE AT THE PEP RALLY...

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OH, AND AT THIS POINT,
YOUR PANTS ARE ON.

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RIGHT. AND THEN THEY WEREN'T.

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DONNA, MOONING'S NOT
SOMETHING YOU JUST DO.

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NO. IT'S NOT SOMETHING
YOU JUST DO,

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BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO MOON

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WHEN YOU HAVE NO ASS.

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MICHAEL IS SUCH A BOY.

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HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS.

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YOU KNOW WHO KNOWS WHO HE IS?

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STEVEN HYDE.

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OH, NO. NOW YOU LIKE HYDE?

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NO. I DON'T LIKE HIM.

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I JUST THINK, HE'S,
LIKE, THE SWEETEST,

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COOLEST GUY I'VE EVER MET.

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JACKIE, I THOUGHT YOU HATED HIM.

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FEELINGS CHANGE, DONNA.

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LIKE, REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST MET

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AND I HATED YOU?

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WHAT?

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YEAH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE,
LIKE, THIS BIG GOON.

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DIDN'T WE HAVE THIS TALK?

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NO.

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I'M SO SORRY.

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IT'S OKAY. I MEAN,
I HATED YOU, TOO.

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YEAH. THAT'S 'CAUSE
YOU'RE A BIG GOON.

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BITCH.

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GOON.

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BITCH.

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GOON!

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SEE? WE'RE CLOSER THAN EVER.

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I GOTTA GO FIND STEVEN.

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OH. HA HA.

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HELLO, STRANGERS.

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LOOK, RED, IT'S THE PINCIOTTIS.

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YEAH. AND THEY'RE
DRESSED THE SAME.

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WE WERE JOGGING.

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SO YOU HAD TO DRESS THE SAME?

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[LAUGHING]

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WELL, I HOPE WE'RE STILL ON

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FOR CARDS TOMORROW NIGHT.

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OH, ABOUT THAT. UH, WE CAN'T...

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HEY, NO EXCUSES NECESSARY.

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GOSH DARN THE LUCK.

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THAT JUST MAKES ME SO SAD.

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I GOTTA GO INSIDE.

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WELL, ME, TOO.

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UM, MIDGE, IS SOMETHING
BOTHERING BOB?

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OH, HE'S UNCOMFORTABLE
AROUND YOU AND RED

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NOT THAT DONNA AND ERIC...
KNOW EACH OTHER.

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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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YOU SEE, I'M USING
THE WORD "KNOW"

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IN A DIFFERENT WAY HERE.

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UH-HUH?

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IT'S A PUN.

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IT'S NOT A...

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OKAY, MIDGE, GOOD PUN.

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[LAUGHING]

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BYE-BYE NOW.

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[LAUGHING]

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OH, THEY ARE NUTS.

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YEAH. THERE'S A LOT
OF THINGS ABOUT STEVEN

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THAT I USED TO NOT LIKE,
THAT NOW I REALLY LIKE.

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LIKE, WELL, I THOUGHT
HIS PORK CHOP SIDEBURNS

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WERE A SIGN THAT HE
WAS POOR AND DIRTY

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AND LIVED IN A SHACK.

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BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT
ELVIS HAD SIDEBURNS,

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AND HE LIVED IN GRACELAND.

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WELL, THAT WAS AN EYE-OPENER.

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THERE HE IS. HI, STEVEN.

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WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?

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I THINK SHE'S
HITTIN' ON ME, MAN.

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BUT I AIN'T INTERESTED.

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TELL HER I AIN'T INTERESTED
AND MAKE HER GO AWAY.

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HITTING ON YOU?

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I AM NOT HITTING
ON YOU, YOU RELIC.

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HEY. NAME-CALLING IS NO WAY
TO WIN SOMEONE'S HEART.

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

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OH, MY GOD. [DOOR CLOSES]

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GREAT. NOW HE GOT AWAY.

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STEVEN!

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WHAT WAS SHE TALKING ABOUT?

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MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO JACKIE.

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[NASAL IMITATION]
STEVEN, LET'S HANG OUT.

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STEVEN, LET'S GO TO THE MALL.

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MY LIFE'S A LIVING HELL,
YOU KNOW?

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[LAUGHING]

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STEVEN, YOU'RE HILARIOUS!

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[GIGGLE]

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YOU KNOW, STEVEN AND I
TEASE EACH OTHER.

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THAT'S WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I LOVE SHOWING MY BUTT.

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I DON'T CARE WHAT ERIC SAYS.

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I LIKE TO SHOW IT,
AND I LIKE TO SHAKE IT.

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DONNA, I CAN TOTALLY
RESPECT THAT.

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JUST BE CAREFUL, THOUGH,

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OR THEY'LL CALL YOU
A HOME WRECKER.

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I CAN COUNT THE NUMBER
OF HOMES I'VE WRECKED

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ON ONE HAND.

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WELL, DON'T WORRY, LADIES,

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'CAUSE NO ONE'S GONNA
LABEL YOU HERE.

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IF YOU GUYS WANNA
TAKE OFF SOME CLOTHES

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AND SHAKE SOME STUFF, FEEL FREE.

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[CHORTLING]

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NOT YOU.

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I WOULDN'T CALL YOU
A HOME WRECKER, LAURIE.

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NO. I'D CALL YOU A SLUT.

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AND A HOME WRECKER.

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♪ SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE ♪

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♪ SHAKE YOUR BOOTY ♪

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WHOO! ROCK IT, GIRL.

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♪ SHAKE YOUR BOOTY ♪

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YEAH. THAT'S GOOD STUFF.

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HEY. LET'S SEE A SMILE.

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AFTER ALL,

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NO CARD GAME WITH THE
LOONEY TUNES TONIGHT.

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RED, THEY ARE THE ONLY
FRIENDS WE'VE GOT.

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I AM HAVING THEM OVER TONIGHT

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SO WE CAN CLEAR THE AIR.

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NO. NO, NO.

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I DON'T WANNA CLEAR THE AIR.

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RED, I'M CLEARING THE AIR.

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KITTY, THIS IS OUR CHANCE
TO GROW APART.

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HOW CAN YOU THROW THAT AWAY?

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HOW?

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BECAUSE 6 NIGHTS A WEEK,

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I HAVE TO STARE
AT YOUR SOUR PUSS,

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AND EVEN GOD GOT TO
REST ONE DAY A WEEK.

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[LAUGHING]

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HEY.

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SO, THE YEARBOOKS ARE OUT

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AND NO ONE'S NOTICED YOUR...

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FLESHY INDISCRETION.

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SO I GUESS I'M COOL WITH IT.

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WHAT A RELIEF.

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I TOSSED AND TURNED ALL NIGHT.

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WELL, RELAX, DONNA. RELAX.

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BECAUSE, I MEAN,
IT'S A TINY PICTURE,

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IT'S ALL OUT OF FOCUS.

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I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY

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THIS LITTLE EPISODE
IS BEHIND US NOW.

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HEY, EVERYBODY!

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DONNA SHOWED HER ASS!

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DONNA SHOWED HER ASS! YEAH!

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OKAY, UM...

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WE'RE BEEN FRIENDS AND
NEIGHBORS FOR A LONG TIME,

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AND, UM, I THINK
THERE'S SOMETHING WE

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NEED TO TALK ABOUT.

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DON'T YOU, BOB?

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NO.

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KITTY, DON'T PUSH HIM.

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HE MIGHT JUST GET UP AND LEAVE.

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I'D RESPECT YOU
IF YOU GOT UP AND LEFT.

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ERIC AND DONNA ARE HAVING SEX.

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WHAT THE HELL? KITTY!

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I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT CLEARING THE AIR

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MEANT WE WERE GONNA HAVE A
SEX TALK WITH THE NEIGHBORS.

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I DID.

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AND I THOUGHT
IT WAS GONNA BE FUN,

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AND IT IS FUN.

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I THINK WHAT MIDGE MEANS

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IS IT'S GOOD TO CLEAR THE AIR.

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SECRETS CAUSE CANCER.

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FINE. BRING IT ON.

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JUST SO LONG AS I DON'T HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

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I GOTTA SAY,
I'M WITH BOB ON THIS.

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RIGHT. SO LET'S ALL
JUST NOT TALK.

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OKAY. DEAL.

247
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,282
OKAY. DEAL, BUDDY.

248
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,618
NO, BOB.

249
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:28,788
DEAL.

250
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,752
YOU LOSE AGAIN, CRACKER.

251
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,296
WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME

252
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,007
AND CRY TO YOUR BIG WHITE MAMA?

253
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:46,139
WELL, FIRST OF ALL, DUDE,
I THINK I'M CHINESE.

254
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,767
AND SECOND OF ALL,

255
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,686
LET ME SEE YOU PUT YOUR
MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.

256
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,025
I DON'T KNOW. 20 BUCKS.

257
00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,528
I'M GONNA HAVE TO DIP INTO
MY BABY-SITTING MONEY.

258
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,909
I MEAN... MY DRAG RACING MONEY.

259
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,789
TIME TO LOSE,
LITTLE WHITE GIRLS.

260
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,961
SCORE!

261
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,672
HEY, I JUST REMEMBERED, MAN,

262
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,550
I'M REALLY GOOD AT THIS GAME.

263
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,928
OOH, STEVEN!

264
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,055
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

265
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,743
JACKIE, PLEASE,
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE

266
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,768
"OF SMOKEY AND
THE BAND-AID," OKAY?

267
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,686
OKAY. FINE.

268
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,855
BUT I SIGNED US UP
FOR ROLLER-DISCO LESSONS

269
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,357
AT SKATEWORLD TONIGHT.

270
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,733
CLASS STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR,

271
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,402
SO WE'D BETTER HUSTLE.

272
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,531
YOU GET IT? HUSTLE?

273
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,783
OKAY. LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YOU.

274
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,702
ON FRIDAY NIGHTS,
I DON'T ROLLER-DISCO.

275
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,621
I GO OUT LOOKING
FOR ROLLER-DISCOERS

276
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,915
TO PUNCH IN THE HEAD.

277
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,168
OKAY. FINE. WE WON'T
ROLLER-DISCO.

278
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,462
WE'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.

279
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,131
NO, WE WON'T.

280
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,883
LOOK, MAN,

281
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:07,136
YOU AND I DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING IN COMMON.

282
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,013
YOU'RE, LIKE, A SQUARE.

283
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,724
YOU KNOW? A CHEERLEADER.

284
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,518
SO JUST...

285
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,688
ROLLER-DISCO
ON OUT OF HERE, OKAY?

286
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,817
FINE. FINE. I GUESS
I'M NOT COOL ENOUGH

287
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,694
TO HANG OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE.

288
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,697
NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.

289
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,824
YOU KNOW WHAT, STEVEN?

290
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,159
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME,
BUT YOU DON'T.

291
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,704
YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL.

292
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,581
I KNOW YOU LIKE UNICORNS,

293
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,292
SO BYE-BYE.

294
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,256
OH, MY GOD.
CALL WALTER CRONKITE.

295
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,092
MY GIRLFRIEND HAS HER PANTS ON.

296
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,846
OKAY. YOU'RE BEHAVING
LIKE THE BIGGEST BABY.

297
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,264
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

298
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,682
WHAT'S MY...

299
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,476
MY PROBLEM IS,
IT'S YOUR... BUTT.

300
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,105
IT'S OUR BUTT. IT'S MY BUTT.

301
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,484
ERIC, IT'S MY BUTT.

302
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,362
AND WHEN I SHOWED IT,
IT WAS FUNNY.

303
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,323
AND YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THAT
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

304
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,617
WHO'S COOL ENOUGH TO MOON.

305
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,411
WELL... YEAH, OKAY.

306
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,289
I MEAN, YOU'RE RIGHT,
BUT... YOU KNOW WHAT?

307
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,750
ONCE THE JOCKS AND THE GUYS
WITH THE FIREBIRDS SEE IT,

308
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,003
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE JUST
GONNA TOTALLY WANT YOU.

309
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,213
OH, NO. AND WITH MY WEAK-WILLED
GIRLY MIND,

310
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,966
I'LL GO, TOO.

311
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,136
YOU'RE SUCH A BONEHEAD.

312
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,805
YEAH, I KNOW.

313
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,724
OKAY. IT'S GREAT.

314
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,225
BUT, YOU KNOW, IN THE
FUTURE, WOULD IT KILL YOU

315
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,811
JUST TO HAVE
A SMIDGEN OF MODESTY?

316
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,605
OH, MY GOD.

317
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,315
[LAUGHING]

318
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,525
WHAT...

319
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,654
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

320
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,615
YOU'RE A PRUDE.

321
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,952
I AM NOT.

322
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:58,373
YES. YOU'RE UPTIGHT,
LIKE A LITTLE PILGRIM.

323
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,541
OH, YEAH?

324
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,709
YEAH.

325
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:02,835
OH, YEAH? YEAH.

326
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,045
IN THE END,

327
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,573
I'M GLAD MY DONNA'S
WITH YOUR ERIC.

328
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,091
AT LEAST I KNOW ERIC'S
NOT A DEGENERATE.

329
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,514
[SHOUTING] WHO'S
THE PRUDE NOW, HUH?

330
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:18,726
MY ASS IS SWINGING, BABY! WHOO!

331
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,442
ERIC.

332
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,534
HI, MOM.

333
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:42,291
SO, BOB, YOU WANNA GO AHEAD

334
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,670
AND CANCEL NEXT WEEK'S
GAME, BUDDY?

335
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,131
OKAY.

336
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,882
TIE GAME.

337
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,801
THIS IS IT, FEZ.

338
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,971
CHANNEL ALL OF YOUR HATRED
FOR THE WHITE MAN

339
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,516
INTO THIS ONE LAST POINT.

340
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,269
I AM FULL OF HATE, MY BROTHER.

341
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:03,855
HEY, FOREIGN GUY,

342
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,423
WILL YOU SIGN YOUR
YEARBOOK PICTURE?

343
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,817
MY WHAT-BOOK PICTURE?

344
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,402
OH, MY GOD.

345
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,904
IT IS HALF MY FACE.

346
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:15,491
OH, I FEEL THE WARM LOVE
AND EMBRACE OF THE WHITEY.

347
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,203
I FORFEIT. YOU WIN.

348
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,913
NO. NO, NO!

349
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,499
LOOK, NO ONE IS
EMBRACING YOU, FEZ.

350
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,294
YOU'RE BROWN, OKAY?

351
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,881
SO LET'S KICK SOME RACIST ASS!

352
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:35,011
[MUSIC]

353
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,870
WE LOST?

354
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:04,916
NICE GAME, MY WHITE FRIENDS.

355
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,044
YOU OWE ME MONEY!

356
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,257
HEY, HYDE.

357
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,550
OH, NO.

358
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:18,346
IS THE ROLLER-DISCO
CRAZE OVER ALREADY?

359
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,640
OF COURSE NOT.

360
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,309
LOOK, HYDE, I JUST
WANTED YOU TO KNOW

361
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,770
THAT I'M NOT
A SQUARE CHEERLEADER.

362
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,481
I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE
OF THE LAW,

363
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,399
BECAUSE I HAVE THIS.

364
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,567
OH, NO.

365
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,569
A PAPER BAG. RUN.

366
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,077
JACKIE?

367
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,662
OH, YEAH.

368
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,748
I BOUGHT IT IN THE GHETTO.

369
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,960
JACKIE, THERE IS NO GHETTO HERE.

370
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,586
THERE'S, LIKE, THAT ONE HOUSE

371
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,630
THAT NEEDS TO BE PAINTED.

372
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,518
OKAY, FINE. I BOUGHT IT
FROM MY HOUSEKEEPER.

373
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,509
WHATEVER.

374
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,136
SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

375
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,971
YOU WANNA BE, LIKE,
A BURNOUT NOW?

376
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,849
NO. NO, HYDE, I JUST
WANNA BE WITH YOU.

377
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,184
OKAY? I THINK YOU'RE
ONE OF THE COOLEST,

378
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,520
SWEETEST GUYS I'VE EVER MET.

379
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,896
NO, YOU DON'T.

380
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,314
YES, I DO.

381
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,525
Cop: IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?

382
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,110
NO, SIR, OFFICER.

383
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,195
THERE'S NO PROBLEM
AT ALL, RIGHT, JACKIE?

384
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,906
THERE'S NOTHING IN THE BAG.

385
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,454
OKAY, MISS, LET'S GO.

386
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,081
NO, NO. I CAN'T GO TO JAIL.

387
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:30,126
I HAVE TO CHEER TOMORROW.

388
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,170
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?

389
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,380
THE BAG IS MINE.

390
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,426
COME ON, CHEERLEADER, DIRTBAG.

391
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,140
OKAY, MAN.

392
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,559
OH, MY GOD.

393
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:47,977
STEVEN HYDE, YOU WERE RIGHT.

394
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,438
WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS.
WE'LL BE MORE THAN FRIENDS.

395
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:54,650
BECAUSE NOW... I LOVE YOU.

396
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,904
OH, MY GOD. WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

397
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:01,073
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
I WILL WAIT FOR YOU.

398
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,827
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

399
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,787
I DON'T THINK BOB
WILL EVER RECOVER

400
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:13,836
FROM THE SIGHT OF YOUR REAR END.

401
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:17,173
WHAT REAR END?

402
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,549
WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT

403
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,843
IS HOW YOU EXPECTED TO RUN AWAY

404
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,055
WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN
AROUND YOUR ANKLES.

405
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,350
[LAURIE, RED LAUGHING]

406
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,101
DAMN, HE'S DUMB.

407
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,687
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

408
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,981
HELLO.

409
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,858
STEVEN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

410
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,194
YOU MISSED
THE FUNNIEST DAMN THING.

411
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:43,991
UH-HUH.

412
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:45,576
PANTS AROUND THE ANKLES.

413
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,621
OH, THAT'S GREAT.

414
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,122
LOOK, RED,

415
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,667
I GOTTA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.

416
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,585
ARRESTED?

417
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,171
FOR WHAT?

418
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,591
FOR POSSESSION OF WHAT?

419
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,178
SON OF A BITCH!

420
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,723
HYDE GOT ARRESTED?

421
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:08,933
FOR WHAT?

422
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,309
FOR HOLDING?

423
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,520
FOR HOLDING WHAT?

424
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:16,107
FOR HOLDING MY HEART.

425
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,733
BECAUSE I LOVE HIM.

426
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,236
All: WHAT?!

427
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,697
IT'S TRUE, OKAY?

428
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,198
I LOVE STEVEN HYDE,

429
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,033
AND, SOMEDAY, HE'LL LOVE ME.

430
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,868
AND HE'LL CUT OFF
THOSE STUPID SIDEBURNS

431
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:31,122
AND WE'LL LIVE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

432
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:35,918
All: WHAT?!

433
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:42,967
[MUSIC]