1 00:00:04,863 --> 00:00:07,351 Man, who'd have thought? Hyde getting busted for possession. 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:12,442 I mean, I always thought it'd be, like, armed robbery or... pimping. 3 00:00:13,407 --> 00:00:15,295 You know, something cool. 4 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,458 Yeah, Hyde in jail. 5 00:00:18,528 --> 00:00:21,527 Hey, guys, do you think he's anyone's girlfriend yet? 6 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:26,589 Kelso, he's been in jail for three hours. 7 00:00:26,655 --> 00:00:29,525 Of course he's someone's girlfriend. 8 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,640 He has very pretty eyes. 9 00:00:33,856 --> 00:00:38,046 Well, if he was someone's girlfriend, I think it might look something like this. 10 00:00:40,224 --> 00:00:42,079 Yeah. 11 00:00:42,144 --> 00:00:45,722 Hey there, curlicue, would you like to perform an unspeakable act on me... 12 00:00:45,791 --> 00:00:48,125 or would you prefer that I perform one on you? 13 00:00:48,192 --> 00:00:51,388 Well, they both sound good. Dealer's choice. 14 00:00:54,656 --> 00:00:57,754 You have done a horrible thing with a children's toy. 15 00:01:02,623 --> 00:01:06,998 Huh. Bet you didn't want me to see this, did ya? 16 00:01:07,071 --> 00:01:10,268 Hey! Welcome back, man! 17 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:14,427 We were worried about... I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm so sorry. 18 00:01:15,392 --> 00:01:17,247 Yeah, uh... 19 00:01:17,312 --> 00:01:22,265 You know, curlicue... is... can be... is a term of endearment. 20 00:01:25,088 --> 00:01:28,633 So, when do we meet your new fella? 21 00:02:06,232 --> 00:02:08,981 - Red, we really need to talk about... - No. No. No! 22 00:02:09,048 --> 00:02:11,982 - Steven! - No! I don't want to talk about Steven! 23 00:02:12,055 --> 00:02:13,910 Subject closed. 24 00:02:13,975 --> 00:02:15,830 Red... 25 00:02:15,895 --> 00:02:20,085 For God's sakes, Kitty. 26 00:02:20,151 --> 00:02:23,447 We took him into our home. We treated him like our own son. 27 00:02:23,512 --> 00:02:26,512 Treat him better than your own son. 28 00:02:28,727 --> 00:02:31,378 I'll tell you one thing. I'm not bailing him out. 29 00:02:31,447 --> 00:02:33,334 He can rot in that jail, for all I care. 30 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,538 Actually, uh, they already let him out. Gave him probation. 31 00:02:35,607 --> 00:02:41,237 Probation? Well, isn't that just ducky? 32 00:02:41,303 --> 00:02:44,565 You know how they treat their criminals in Russia? 33 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:48,177 First offense, five years in Siberia. 34 00:02:48,247 --> 00:02:50,614 Second offense, 10 years. 35 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,127 Believe you me, there is no third offense. 36 00:02:55,511 --> 00:03:00,781 Unless the criminal likes to make snow angels. 37 00:03:05,496 --> 00:03:09,009 Hey. Steven brought that stuff into my house. 38 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,593 And I'm puttin'a stop to it before things get out of control. 39 00:03:12,664 --> 00:03:14,573 Oh, out of control how? 40 00:03:14,647 --> 00:03:17,429 Well, I'll tell you how. 41 00:03:22,072 --> 00:03:24,014 Say, chum, where ya headed? 42 00:03:24,088 --> 00:03:26,673 Just to see my best girl Donna, that's where. 43 00:03:26,743 --> 00:03:30,005 We're gonna split a soda pop. It'll be keen. 44 00:03:30,071 --> 00:03:33,901 Soda pop, eh? I have something that's even keener than soda pop. 45 00:03:33,975 --> 00:03:35,830 It's called marijuana. 46 00:03:35,895 --> 00:03:38,000 "Mari-what-a"? 47 00:03:38,071 --> 00:03:40,821 Come. I'll show you. 48 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:58,422 Hyde, you were right. Marijuana's the bee's knees. 49 00:03:58,487 --> 00:04:02,678 Yep. All it takes is one puff to make you hopelessly addicted. 50 00:04:02,744 --> 00:04:05,810 I am... hopelessly addicted. 51 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:17,262 Here's a new shipment, fresh from whatever-the-hell country I am from. 52 00:04:21,336 --> 00:04:24,565 Gee whillikers, Eric. Where have you been? You missed choir practice. 53 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:29,366 Sorry, dollface. But now, thanks to marijuana, I'm incurably insane. 54 00:04:33,431 --> 00:04:36,660 Well, I'm not gonna let a swell kid like you ruin your life. 55 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,958 Not so fast, sister. 56 00:04:40,023 --> 00:04:43,340 I need that for the schoolchildren. 57 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,936 No! 58 00:04:49,176 --> 00:04:54,478 Alas, marijuana has ended my young, promising life. 59 00:04:56,343 --> 00:04:59,660 This is what's happening all over America. 60 00:04:59,736 --> 00:05:05,452 And it could happen in your home, or yours, or yours! 61 00:05:14,679 --> 00:05:17,876 I just don't think that's gonna happen, Red. 62 00:05:19,192 --> 00:05:21,079 Has Hyde ever pressured you to use this stuff? 63 00:05:21,143 --> 00:05:23,893 No. Absolutely not. 64 00:05:23,959 --> 00:05:27,188 In fact... Yeah, I can honestly say I have never felt any pressure. 65 00:05:34,648 --> 00:05:37,430 Guess who? 66 00:05:37,495 --> 00:05:40,811 It's either Jackie or the cold, clammy hands of death. 67 00:05:40,887 --> 00:05:43,604 It's Jackie! 68 00:05:43,671 --> 00:05:47,086 Damn it. 69 00:05:48,119 --> 00:05:50,388 Oh, Steven, my hero. 70 00:05:50,455 --> 00:05:54,678 When that cop found my bag, and you said it was yours, and they sent you to the big house... 71 00:05:54,743 --> 00:05:57,460 it was, like, the most romantic thing ever. 72 00:05:57,527 --> 00:06:00,691 Yeah, maybe for you. I was deloused. 73 00:06:09,367 --> 00:06:11,952 Hey, man, you missed your shift at the Fotohut. 74 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:14,958 You better have a damn good excuse. 75 00:06:15,031 --> 00:06:18,544 - I got busted. - Damn. That's a good excuse. 76 00:06:20,535 --> 00:06:22,771 - So what'd they get you for? - For loving me. 77 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:27,214 'Cause she's, like, 14? 78 00:06:28,695 --> 00:06:31,281 I got busted for possession. 79 00:06:31,351 --> 00:06:33,620 Oh, man. Join the club. 80 00:06:33,687 --> 00:06:35,574 Yeah, thanks. 81 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,357 No. I mean, join the club, man. 82 00:06:38,423 --> 00:06:41,238 We meet every Thursday. 83 00:06:41,303 --> 00:06:44,085 We're tryin' to raise money for a field trip to Amsterdam. 84 00:06:48,215 --> 00:06:52,307 Hey there, Red. Takin' out the trash, I see. 85 00:06:53,815 --> 00:06:56,565 Yeah, well, better late than never. 86 00:06:58,647 --> 00:07:00,622 Is that supposed to mean something, Bob? 87 00:07:00,695 --> 00:07:05,103 No. Just happened to notice that that low-life Hyde you've been harboring... 88 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,063 has been busted for possession. 89 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:11,567 My gosh! That stuff was right here in our own neighborhood? 90 00:07:13,239 --> 00:07:15,508 To think of all the times we had to drive across town... 91 00:07:15,575 --> 00:07:17,844 - to get it! - Ix-nay, Midge! 92 00:07:23,992 --> 00:07:25,934 Well... 93 00:07:26,007 --> 00:07:29,750 as you all know, we had a little incident yesterday. 94 00:07:29,815 --> 00:07:35,532 And I think that as a family, we should discuss rational solutions... 95 00:07:35,607 --> 00:07:38,509 to make sure that this never happens again. 96 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,656 Can I start? 97 00:07:42,551 --> 00:07:46,326 Um, I'm not comfortable living with a criminal. 98 00:07:47,447 --> 00:07:49,302 I think we should kick Hyde out. 99 00:07:49,367 --> 00:07:51,636 All in favor? 100 00:07:51,703 --> 00:07:54,223 Laurie, stop it. Red, what do you think? 101 00:07:54,295 --> 00:07:56,467 Kick him out! Kick him out! Kick him out! Kick him out! 102 00:07:56,535 --> 00:07:59,404 Laurie, there is no way we're kicking Steven out. 103 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,196 Steven, we're kicking you out. 104 00:08:04,311 --> 00:08:06,646 - Yea, Daddy! - Red! 105 00:08:06,711 --> 00:08:09,711 - What? Dad, that's not fair. - Not fair? 106 00:08:09,783 --> 00:08:11,921 I took him in. I gave him a shot. 107 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:14,097 He blew it. It's his fault. 108 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:16,622 Look, I don't want it in my house. 109 00:08:16,695 --> 00:08:20,655 I don't want it around you two. I just don't want it! 110 00:08:20,727 --> 00:08:25,103 Red, putting him out on the street is not the solution. 111 00:08:25,175 --> 00:08:27,510 This young man needs our guidance now more than ever. 112 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:29,746 No, Mrs. Forman. It's cool. 113 00:08:29,815 --> 00:08:32,630 If, uh, Red thinks that I'm not good enough to live in this house... 114 00:08:32,695 --> 00:08:34,550 then I guess I'm not. 115 00:08:40,439 --> 00:08:43,756 You know what? You're... You're bull... 116 00:08:43,831 --> 00:08:47,955 I... I'm... You're very... I'm... I'm very mad at you! 117 00:08:59,514 --> 00:09:03,376 God, this sucks! I can't believe Red's kicking you out. 118 00:09:03,450 --> 00:09:05,871 I mean, I'm sorry, where are you supposed to go? 119 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:10,037 I'm gonna go to the Fotohut. I'll sleep on the floor. They got a hose out back. 120 00:09:10,106 --> 00:09:12,562 Mrs. Forman made me a sandwich. 121 00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:19,956 Man, this is so wrong! 122 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:22,611 I'm not gonna let you get kicked out for something we all do. 123 00:09:22,682 --> 00:09:25,748 Hey, hey, don't go draggin' me into this. 124 00:09:25,818 --> 00:09:29,047 You know what? I'm gonna tell Red that I do it too. 125 00:09:29,114 --> 00:09:30,543 No! 126 00:09:30,618 --> 00:09:33,684 Have you suddenly become the stupidest man ever? 127 00:09:34,810 --> 00:09:38,487 I mean, is Kelso no longer the reigning king? 128 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:43,599 Oh, I'm the king. 129 00:09:43,674 --> 00:09:46,641 This can work. If I tell Red, then he's gonna be a hypocrite for kicking you out... 130 00:09:46,714 --> 00:09:48,569 and not making me go with him. 131 00:09:48,634 --> 00:09:52,147 Because, I mean, he can't kick me out. Because, deep down, he loves me. 132 00:09:58,074 --> 00:10:02,002 Look, Forman. I appreciate what you're trying to do, you know? 133 00:10:02,074 --> 00:10:06,100 But you getting into trouble is not going to help me get out of trouble, okay? 134 00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:08,920 - Okay? - Okay. 135 00:10:08,986 --> 00:10:13,012 Okay. Everybody just stop worrying, all right? I'll be fine. 136 00:10:13,082 --> 00:10:15,700 Yes. It will be good for you in the Fotohut. 137 00:10:17,178 --> 00:10:19,829 Maybe you will develop some character. 138 00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:25,047 Get it? Develop? 139 00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:29,075 Oh, fine. I guess I'm not funny. 140 00:10:30,778 --> 00:10:32,917 Kiss my brown ass. 141 00:10:39,162 --> 00:10:41,104 Here's your tea, Leo. 142 00:10:41,178 --> 00:10:43,861 Oh, wow. Tea, man. 143 00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:46,832 That's, like, exotic. 144 00:10:46,906 --> 00:10:49,873 Hey, look at me. I'm the king of England! 145 00:10:50,938 --> 00:10:53,272 Off with her head. 146 00:10:53,337 --> 00:10:56,185 - Tea. - Well, um... 147 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:59,665 I... I think it's great that Steven has a boss who cares enough to... 148 00:10:59,738 --> 00:11:03,448 to come over and talk to us on his behalf. 149 00:11:03,514 --> 00:11:08,402 So, um, I'm just gonna let you fellas get to know each other. 150 00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:10,678 Sit up straight, Leo. 151 00:11:12,858 --> 00:11:15,792 Hey, man, I don't think you should kick Hyde out, because he's a good kid. 152 00:11:15,866 --> 00:11:19,860 - He's a doper. - Well, you say that like it's a bad thing, man. 153 00:11:21,658 --> 00:11:24,309 Hey, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 154 00:11:25,466 --> 00:11:28,183 I've indulged once or twice myself. 155 00:11:29,209 --> 00:11:32,886 Really? I'm shocked. 156 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:37,460 Yeah, I know. Upstanding businessman. Last guy you'd expect. 157 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,385 But it's true, man. 158 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,982 Well, Mr... Hippie. 159 00:11:46,010 --> 00:11:48,879 If you say so, that's good enough for me. 160 00:11:48,954 --> 00:11:51,801 Oh, that's great, man. 161 00:11:55,129 --> 00:11:58,129 Now, please, get out of my house. 162 00:12:02,009 --> 00:12:05,457 Okay, what are you writing? 163 00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:07,385 Jackie and Steven Hyde. 164 00:12:07,450 --> 00:12:10,679 Mrs. Jackie Hyde. 165 00:12:10,745 --> 00:12:15,502 Dr. And Mrs. Steven Hyde? All right, what's going on? 166 00:12:15,578 --> 00:12:20,313 Okay. Donna, Steven and I are in love! 167 00:12:20,378 --> 00:12:24,502 Um, you do know that he once compared you to a tick, right? 168 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:28,465 Oh, really? Well, if he thinks I'm such a tick... 169 00:12:28,537 --> 00:12:31,953 why'd he tell the cops the bag was his when it was actually mine? 170 00:12:32,026 --> 00:12:34,000 Are you telling me that bag was yours? 171 00:12:34,074 --> 00:12:37,686 Yeah! And he went to jail for it! Isn't that fabulous? 172 00:12:37,754 --> 00:12:41,431 Oh, my God. You... tick. 173 00:12:41,498 --> 00:12:43,669 You're the reason this whole mess happened. 174 00:12:43,737 --> 00:12:47,033 Oh, Donna, stop. My head is... Whoo! 175 00:12:48,762 --> 00:12:51,183 Jackie, you have to tell the Formans what happened. 176 00:12:51,258 --> 00:12:53,113 Do you know that Red is kicking Hyde out? 177 00:12:53,178 --> 00:12:55,512 Oh, God. No, no, Donna. That's perfect! 178 00:12:55,578 --> 00:12:58,960 When Hyde is on the streets, he'll have to turn to me. 179 00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:03,955 And as I care for him and buy him stuff, his love for me will grow. 180 00:13:04,026 --> 00:13:06,447 Oh, my God. Fine. I'm telling them. 181 00:13:06,522 --> 00:13:11,825 No! No, no, no. You cannot ruin this for me, moose! 182 00:13:11,898 --> 00:13:14,265 Don't tell me what to do, midget. 183 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:17,494 No! 184 00:13:20,442 --> 00:13:23,857 Well, well. Turns out you were all wrong about Steven. 185 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,785 And you wanted to kick him out. 186 00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:30,323 Yes, well... Thanks for telling us the truth, Donna. 187 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,248 And we know it wasn't easy for you... 188 00:13:32,314 --> 00:13:35,925 especially with Jackie choking you the whole time. 189 00:13:41,114 --> 00:13:42,969 Um, Steven, wait. 190 00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:44,889 You can stay. 191 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,979 Cool. 192 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:50,905 Wait, wait, wait. Wait. 193 00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:53,720 That's it? 194 00:13:53,786 --> 00:13:57,168 Isn't there anything else you would like to say to this brave and noble young man? 195 00:13:57,242 --> 00:14:00,242 You're right, Kitty. 196 00:14:01,594 --> 00:14:04,376 Dumb-ass! 197 00:14:04,441 --> 00:14:07,737 Do you realize that you put your entire future at risk? 198 00:14:07,802 --> 00:14:11,577 What kind of a moron would go and take the fall for some little... 199 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,130 Crying and crying and crying. 200 00:14:14,202 --> 00:14:17,049 - When she's upset, I'm upset. - And the next thing you know... 201 00:14:17,113 --> 00:14:21,336 I had to have tea with that greasy old hippie. 202 00:14:22,842 --> 00:14:25,940 And now I have hippie stink on my couch. 203 00:14:26,009 --> 00:14:30,712 Let me tell you something else. If you ever do anything like that again... 204 00:14:30,778 --> 00:14:34,520 I will kick your ass so hard your nose will bleed! 205 00:14:38,618 --> 00:14:40,920 And we love you. 206 00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:46,616 So, uh, just so I'm clear... 207 00:14:46,681 --> 00:14:48,983 everything's back to normal, right? 208 00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,773 Yeah, yeah, everything's back... 209 00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:53,263 All right, Dad! I've got something to say! 210 00:14:53,337 --> 00:14:55,671 Eric, for the love of God, don't. 211 00:14:55,738 --> 00:14:58,869 Dad, I do it too. 212 00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:05,046 That's right. So you can't kick Hyde out. 213 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:10,996 Honey, we already decided not to kick Hyde out. 214 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:14,233 Oh. 215 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:19,797 Then... 216 00:15:19,865 --> 00:15:21,905 yea. 217 00:15:27,449 --> 00:15:31,191 So, you do it too, huh? 218 00:15:32,378 --> 00:15:34,265 Since when? 219 00:15:34,329 --> 00:15:37,461 Since when? 220 00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:39,385 Uh. 221 00:15:51,545 --> 00:15:54,742 I am so baked. 222 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,072 I think. No, yeah, I am. 223 00:15:58,138 --> 00:15:59,992 I think. 224 00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:04,116 You know, guys, I've been living my life all wrong. 225 00:16:04,185 --> 00:16:07,982 All I ever thought about was school... studying, reading, homework. 226 00:16:08,058 --> 00:16:10,873 Well, that's over. Thanks, Hyde. 227 00:16:11,994 --> 00:16:14,361 Hey, man, don't thank me. Thank my mom. 228 00:16:14,426 --> 00:16:17,361 If she hadn't have passed out, I couldn't have raided her stash. 229 00:16:18,585 --> 00:16:21,302 You have the best mom ever. 230 00:16:21,369 --> 00:16:25,231 Hey, guys, you know what? Yesterday, I was wrestling with Donna. 231 00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:28,153 And I felt her boob. 232 00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:31,185 It was beautiful... and squishy. 233 00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:34,902 Squishy. 234 00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:38,930 Hey, guys, I had this dream that I was kissing my English teacher. 235 00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:42,449 And when I woke up, I was stuck to my bed. 236 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:48,143 Kelso, man, that's not normal. You could die. 237 00:16:48,218 --> 00:16:50,225 Hey, isn't your English teacher a guy? 238 00:16:50,298 --> 00:16:52,273 Yeah. 239 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,509 No! I meant my Spanish teacher. She's a girl. 240 00:16:55,577 --> 00:16:58,065 Man! What's in this stuff? 241 00:16:58,137 --> 00:17:02,807 Hey, guys, I'm having the best time ever. 242 00:17:02,874 --> 00:17:05,808 I think. No, yeah, I am. 243 00:17:05,881 --> 00:17:08,085 Eric? 244 00:17:15,289 --> 00:17:17,297 Eric! 245 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,890 Are you on it right now? 246 00:17:21,593 --> 00:17:23,633 I asked you a question. 247 00:17:23,705 --> 00:17:25,560 Since when have you been using this? 248 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:29,968 Uh, 'bout a week ago tomorrow. 249 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:34,705 Um, what? Yeah! Coming, Mom! 250 00:17:37,369 --> 00:17:40,119 Okay. Okay, now. 251 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:45,553 You're both smart boys. What were you thinking? 252 00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:50,612 - Well, I... I'm not... - Oh, oh, um... 253 00:17:50,682 --> 00:17:54,959 - The problem was that we weren't thinking. - We weren't thinking. 254 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:58,033 And, you know, with the times... we're living in. 255 00:17:58,106 --> 00:18:00,527 Yeah, the times are, like... 256 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,674 - And, um... - Peer pressure. 257 00:18:02,746 --> 00:18:05,396 And the peer pressure. Thank you, Mom. 258 00:18:05,466 --> 00:18:09,873 - Yeah. - Yeah, and I found that today, the need to experiment... 259 00:18:09,945 --> 00:18:14,833 Oh! Don't try this blaming society crap with me. 260 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:19,728 You know whose fault this is? Do you? Do you? 261 00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:22,801 Well, I have a pretty good idea. 262 00:18:22,873 --> 00:18:25,556 It's mine. 263 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,047 - Oh. All right. - Okay. 264 00:18:30,105 --> 00:18:31,960 The problem is... 265 00:18:32,025 --> 00:18:34,196 I've been too lenient. 266 00:18:34,265 --> 00:18:39,732 So, from now on, no more easygoin', devil-may-care, everybody's-best-friend dad. 267 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,699 I'm just... I'm so very nervous. 268 00:18:48,697 --> 00:18:50,704 I'm cracking down. 269 00:18:50,777 --> 00:18:52,752 And I'm cracking down hard. 270 00:18:52,826 --> 00:18:57,332 Starting right now... fun time is over! 271 00:19:02,585 --> 00:19:04,440 So where was I for fun time? 272 00:19:09,594 --> 00:19:11,666 - Take it back! - No, Kelso. 273 00:19:11,737 --> 00:19:14,323 I'm sorry. Confessing to Red makes Eric the king. 274 00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:20,495 Hey, I shot my toe with a B.B. Gun once. 275 00:19:20,569 --> 00:19:22,325 You're right, Kelso. You're the king. 276 00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:24,433 Thank you! 277 00:19:26,841 --> 00:19:29,143 I mean, when I say, "For the love of God, don't." 278 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,184 Then, for the love of God, don't. 279 00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,280 Donna, that could have meant anything. 280 00:19:35,353 --> 00:19:37,655 Okay. I'm sorry. I made a terrible mistake. 281 00:19:37,721 --> 00:19:42,260 All right, excuse me. But I think we've all lost sight of what's really important here. 282 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:44,184 We're in love. 283 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:49,527 All right, all right. You know what? Enough of your girly fantasy crap. 284 00:19:49,593 --> 00:19:51,797 None of this would have happened if it wasn't for you. 285 00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:54,899 So get this through your little Easy-Bake Oven head... 286 00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:57,304 I don't love you. I don't like you. 287 00:19:57,369 --> 00:19:59,606 I can barely stand to look at you. Okay? 288 00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:03,601 Oh, Steven, you're such a bad liar! 289 00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:13,554 All right. Well, don't mind me. 290 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,407 I'm just here to install this... smoke detector. 291 00:20:17,914 --> 00:20:22,224 Smoke detector? Does that detect any kind of smoke? 292 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,806 Long live the king. 293 00:20:30,569 --> 00:20:33,122 Hey, guys, look what I found in my sister Laurie's drawer. 294 00:20:33,194 --> 00:20:35,365 Mints. A whole month's worth. 295 00:20:39,209 --> 00:20:42,024 They're not minty. 296 00:20:42,089 --> 00:20:47,304 They're not mints. They're birth control pills, you headgear-wearing moron. 297 00:20:47,369 --> 00:20:50,686 Hey, when I grow up, I'm gonna be handsome. 298 00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:53,544 Really? Did your Mommy tell you that? 299 00:20:55,529 --> 00:20:57,384 Yeah. 300 00:20:57,449 --> 00:20:59,304 Kelso, you're the king.