1 00:00:07,155 --> 00:00:09,359 All right. They didn't even check our fake I.D.'s. 2 00:00:11,027 --> 00:00:13,645 And I wasted a whole day thinking up my fake name. 3 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,487 Yeah. Sorry, "Pez." 4 00:00:18,836 --> 00:00:21,454 Let's drink. 5 00:00:21,524 --> 00:00:25,069 - So, fellas, school let out early? - Yeah. We're just... 6 00:00:25,139 --> 00:00:28,041 - Kelso, shut up. - Uh, I mean, no. 7 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,930 No, we're old. 8 00:00:30,995 --> 00:00:33,865 We're workers. We're all construction workers. 9 00:00:33,939 --> 00:00:36,809 Hey, fellas, did you see that brick today? 10 00:00:36,884 --> 00:00:40,015 - Whoo! - Relax, guys. 11 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:43,312 It's "Serve a Minor Night" at the old "Don't Have a Liquor License" Saloon. 12 00:00:45,268 --> 00:00:47,177 You look familiar. Do I know you? 13 00:00:47,252 --> 00:00:50,187 I should hope so... Dad. 14 00:01:28,691 --> 00:01:32,848 - Hey! Steven! - Wow! 15 00:01:32,916 --> 00:01:36,265 - So you're Hyde's Dad? - Well, that's what his mother says. 16 00:01:36,339 --> 00:01:38,412 Kidding. 17 00:01:38,484 --> 00:01:42,892 Hello, Mr. Hyde's Dad. I am Pez. 18 00:01:42,964 --> 00:01:45,069 - I've heard much about you. - Good things, I hope. 19 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:49,395 Well, if running out on your family and becoming a drunk is good, then, yes. 20 00:01:51,252 --> 00:01:54,994 Okay, guys. Let's... look over here. 21 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:04,300 Wow! Look at you! 22 00:02:04,371 --> 00:02:08,266 You're... bigger... 23 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:11,122 and you got your mom's hair... 24 00:02:11,187 --> 00:02:13,194 and her sideburns. 25 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:19,054 - So, how long has it been? - Eight years, 51 days. 26 00:02:19,123 --> 00:02:22,287 Wow! Time really flies when you're... 27 00:02:22,355 --> 00:02:24,744 - Drunk? - Y... Well. 28 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:28,235 I was gonna say "havin' fun," but... same thing. 29 00:02:28,307 --> 00:02:31,209 Yeah, so, uh, how long you been back for? 30 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:34,579 Well, let's see. Ah, that must be about a year. 31 00:02:34,643 --> 00:02:37,065 - A year? - Yeah! Hey, I was gonna call ya. 32 00:02:37,140 --> 00:02:40,238 Oh, you were gonna call me? Oh, man, that makes you, like... 33 00:02:40,307 --> 00:02:42,544 I don't know, what, father of the year? 34 00:02:43,827 --> 00:02:46,216 I'll see you around, Dad. 35 00:02:47,731 --> 00:02:51,114 Oh, man, Hyde's upset. Better go see how he is. 36 00:02:51,188 --> 00:02:54,155 Yep. One more round, we'll go see how he is. 37 00:03:01,344 --> 00:03:03,351 Hello! 38 00:03:03,424 --> 00:03:06,839 She is just my type: Naked. 39 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,968 I, too, like the naked ladies. 40 00:03:11,039 --> 00:03:14,651 I find them so... naked. 41 00:03:14,719 --> 00:03:18,942 Yeah, that's realistic. I think I'm gonna change the oil in my car... 42 00:03:19,007 --> 00:03:23,230 but first I'm gonna take off everything but my cowboy boots. 43 00:03:23,295 --> 00:03:25,815 Sure, I mean if you're in bare feet, you could slip in the oil. 44 00:03:25,887 --> 00:03:27,742 Come on, Donna. Safety first. 45 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:33,564 Whoa! Surefire ways to pick up women. 46 00:03:33,632 --> 00:03:37,428 What kind of lonely losers read this stuff anyway? 47 00:03:38,847 --> 00:03:40,702 Gimme. 48 00:03:42,176 --> 00:03:44,925 "Look deep into her eyes, and use her name often... 49 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:48,952 showing that this conversation is just for her." 50 00:03:49,023 --> 00:03:52,154 Hey, Donna. 51 00:03:52,224 --> 00:03:55,704 I think they're onto something, Donna. What do you think, Donna? 52 00:03:55,775 --> 00:04:00,314 Oh, my God. I'm taking off my shirt. Stop it, hands! Stop it! 53 00:04:06,911 --> 00:04:10,839 Well, Steven, honey, you haven't touched your sandwich. 54 00:04:10,911 --> 00:04:13,846 - You feel okay? - Yeah. I'm just not hungry. 55 00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:18,621 Oh, Steven. Are you finally tired of freeloading? 56 00:04:18,687 --> 00:04:21,208 - Can it, Laurie. - All I'm saying is Daddy works really hard... 57 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,254 and nothing here is cheap. 58 00:04:23,327 --> 00:04:25,564 Except you. 59 00:04:30,239 --> 00:04:34,549 - Believe me. I'm not cheap. - Fine. "Free." Whatever. 60 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,453 Hey, honey, I'm home! 61 00:04:38,527 --> 00:04:42,356 Oh, good. The hippie's here. 62 00:04:42,431 --> 00:04:46,009 Hyde, man, your dad come by lookin' for you, man. 63 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:49,428 Which is really freaky 'cause I thought this bald dude was your dad. 64 00:04:52,927 --> 00:04:55,382 Thanks, Leo. 65 00:04:58,112 --> 00:05:00,315 Steven's father is in town? 66 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:03,253 Yeah, right. Like he even knows who his father is. 67 00:05:06,687 --> 00:05:10,549 - Eric, you know something about this? - She's a bitch. 68 00:05:12,639 --> 00:05:14,548 Right. Okay. Uh, yeah. 69 00:05:14,623 --> 00:05:16,663 We bumped into Hyde's dad last night. 70 00:05:16,735 --> 00:05:20,347 He'd been back in town, like, a year... hadn't even talked to his own son. 71 00:05:20,415 --> 00:05:22,684 Cool. Egg salad. 72 00:05:22,751 --> 00:05:25,686 Well, I'm gonna talk to Steven... 73 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,800 and see how he's feeling about this. 74 00:05:27,871 --> 00:05:31,548 You know what, Mom? I wouldn't do that. Hyde likes to bottle those things up. 75 00:05:31,616 --> 00:05:35,293 Good for him. That's where those feelings should be kept. 76 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,971 Well, what is he gonna do? Pretend he doesn't have a father? 77 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:43,829 Kitty, this is a family issue, and, for once, it's not about our family. 78 00:05:43,903 --> 00:05:47,547 Look, the bond between a father and a son... 79 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:50,299 is complex and subtle. 80 00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:53,945 You wipe that damn smirk off your face! 81 00:05:56,447 --> 00:05:58,422 Red, when we took that boy into our home... 82 00:05:58,496 --> 00:06:01,310 it became our job to see him through thick and thin... 83 00:06:01,376 --> 00:06:04,637 and now it's thick... 84 00:06:04,703 --> 00:06:08,184 or thin... I don't know, but he needs us. 85 00:06:08,255 --> 00:06:10,142 Cool egg salad, man. 86 00:06:10,207 --> 00:06:13,655 Fine. Stick your nose in where it doesn't belong. Go ahead. 87 00:06:13,727 --> 00:06:15,734 Okay. Will do. 88 00:06:15,807 --> 00:06:17,946 Bud's comin' over for drinks tonight. 89 00:06:18,015 --> 00:06:21,844 Uh, Mom, do you really want to invite an alcoholic over for cocktails? 90 00:06:21,919 --> 00:06:25,050 Oh, right. Okay, well, I'll just, um... 91 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:27,738 I'll make him a nice Shirley Temple... 92 00:06:27,807 --> 00:06:29,716 and he can fill up on cheese. 93 00:06:43,711 --> 00:06:46,013 You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed? 94 00:06:46,079 --> 00:06:49,113 What? No! God, not a stack. 95 00:06:52,351 --> 00:06:56,126 You know, what is a "stack" really? 96 00:06:56,191 --> 00:06:59,093 - Why do you have these down here? - Now, wait, Donna... 97 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:02,102 downstairs you were laughing and cracking jokes about this stuff. 98 00:07:02,175 --> 00:07:04,247 Eric, that was in the basement... 99 00:07:04,319 --> 00:07:06,686 with our idiotic friends. 100 00:07:06,751 --> 00:07:10,297 - Why do you need them? Aren't I enough? - No... Yeah, you're enough. 101 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:12,734 God, you're... you're plenty. 102 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:15,646 It's just, uh, that, uh... 103 00:07:15,711 --> 00:07:19,027 you see, Donna, you see, what I do with dirty magazines... 104 00:07:19,103 --> 00:07:21,721 is... 105 00:07:21,791 --> 00:07:23,766 really only interesting to me... 106 00:07:25,599 --> 00:07:29,145 with the reading of the articles and the solving of the puzzles and whatnot. 107 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:31,171 You know what? I don't wanna know about the whatnot. 108 00:07:31,231 --> 00:07:33,402 I'm outta here. 109 00:07:37,247 --> 00:07:41,786 Oh, no, girls. She's onto us. 110 00:07:41,855 --> 00:07:44,855 Hello, Jackie. How are you, Jackie? 111 00:07:44,927 --> 00:07:49,531 - Fine. - I'm glad, Jackie. I, too, am fine, Jackie. 112 00:07:51,039 --> 00:07:52,926 Do I have a sty? 113 00:07:52,991 --> 00:07:57,269 No, Jackie. You, Jackie, do not have a sty... 114 00:07:57,343 --> 00:08:00,474 - Jackie. - Okay... 115 00:08:00,543 --> 00:08:02,430 Fez. 116 00:08:02,495 --> 00:08:04,764 I don't know what you're doing, Fez... 117 00:08:04,831 --> 00:08:07,220 but stop doing it, Fez. 118 00:08:08,415 --> 00:08:10,422 Oh, no. Now I am turned on. 119 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:21,174 Oh, wow, man. Look at all these different nuts intermingling in one bowl. 120 00:08:22,143 --> 00:08:25,111 It's like "Nutstock," man. 121 00:08:26,303 --> 00:08:29,085 Kitty, I think we should rethink... 122 00:08:29,151 --> 00:08:32,151 our "Don't Throw Leo Out On His Ass" policy. 123 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:40,147 No, no. Leo stuck around because he cares about Steven. 124 00:08:40,223 --> 00:08:43,071 And, plus, I can't find my shoes, man. 125 00:08:43,135 --> 00:08:46,713 - Hey. What's goin' on? - Oh, good news, Steven. 126 00:08:46,783 --> 00:08:49,653 - Your dad's coming over tonight. - Screw that! 127 00:08:49,727 --> 00:08:52,029 No, Steven, it's a good thing, I think. 128 00:08:52,095 --> 00:08:54,997 - I got nothing to say to him! - Well, we have fancy nut mix. 129 00:08:57,663 --> 00:09:00,030 Hey, Red! Remember me? 130 00:09:00,095 --> 00:09:03,640 Of course. I wasn't the one passed out in the gutter. 131 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,882 Yeah, I have this weird condition... 132 00:09:05,951 --> 00:09:07,926 where I drink a case of beer and fall down. 133 00:09:07,999 --> 00:09:12,734 Hey, Red. Man, you're lookin' good. 134 00:09:12,799 --> 00:09:15,832 Have you lost, um... hair? 135 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:18,871 Steven'll be right out. 136 00:09:18,943 --> 00:09:20,917 Hey, man, nice shoes. 137 00:09:20,991 --> 00:09:23,293 Are those mine? 138 00:09:24,671 --> 00:09:26,646 - Hello, Bud. - Hi. 139 00:09:26,719 --> 00:09:29,851 - Can I go now? - It's "May I go" and no. 140 00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:31,926 So, Bud... 141 00:09:31,999 --> 00:09:34,749 can I get you a drink? 142 00:09:38,463 --> 00:09:40,830 A drink! A drink of soda. 143 00:09:40,895 --> 00:09:45,946 A nice drink of soda, Bud. Plus, we have cheese. 144 00:09:46,015 --> 00:09:47,957 Soda sounds great, Kitty. 145 00:09:48,031 --> 00:09:50,933 - Yeah, I'm off the hooch. - Oh, really? 146 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:56,125 - So, no more boozing? - I heard him. 147 00:09:56,191 --> 00:09:59,835 Yep. I can finally see clearly. 148 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:03,165 Isn't it great, man? 149 00:10:04,511 --> 00:10:07,773 It is. I got a job and an apartment. 150 00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:10,425 - Color TV. - Ooh, color TV. That's nice. 151 00:10:10,495 --> 00:10:13,310 Wow, Bud, you're doing great now, huh? 152 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:15,415 Color TV? Man. 153 00:10:15,487 --> 00:10:18,105 I remember when I was a kid, I didn't even have a father. 154 00:10:23,839 --> 00:10:26,260 Well, well. 155 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:30,394 - Who could have foreseen this terrible... - Can it. 156 00:10:37,759 --> 00:10:40,345 Jackie didn't give me the time of the day. 157 00:10:40,415 --> 00:10:43,317 I hate this stupid magazine. 158 00:10:43,391 --> 00:10:45,398 Oh, no. I didn't mean it. I love you. 159 00:10:46,431 --> 00:10:49,366 Hey, Fez. Check this out. 160 00:10:49,439 --> 00:10:53,333 "Tight pants turn a man's derriere into a lady's dream... 161 00:10:53,407 --> 00:10:55,796 "and an open shirt shows a sexy chest... 162 00:10:55,871 --> 00:10:59,166 and an irresistible joie de vivre." 163 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:03,446 Really? 164 00:11:03,519 --> 00:11:05,624 I always thought my joie de vivre was in my pants. 165 00:11:09,471 --> 00:11:11,380 Okay. I can't believe I'm asking you guys this... 166 00:11:11,455 --> 00:11:13,724 but if any of you losers had a girlfriend... 167 00:11:13,790 --> 00:11:16,246 would you still look at those magazines? 168 00:11:16,319 --> 00:11:21,785 Hey, I had two girlfriends... and a little action on the side... 169 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:24,222 and I still looked at those magazines. 170 00:11:24,287 --> 00:11:28,215 You had action on the side? Who? 171 00:11:28,286 --> 00:11:30,391 You don't know her. She went to Sacred Heart. 172 00:11:30,462 --> 00:11:34,718 Okay. Anybody here have an opinion who's not a skeevy pig? 173 00:11:36,127 --> 00:11:38,298 I'm glad you asked, Donna. 174 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:42,229 If I had Jackie, I would never look at those magazines... 175 00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:46,613 Unless she's on the phone or went shopping... 176 00:11:46,687 --> 00:11:49,403 or took a short nap. 177 00:11:50,655 --> 00:11:52,564 Look, Donna... 178 00:11:52,639 --> 00:11:54,876 this is just the way guys are. Okay? 179 00:11:54,943 --> 00:11:59,864 I mean if Forman was actually dating the... the "Naughty Campus Coeds"... 180 00:11:59,935 --> 00:12:02,717 he'd be locked in a bathroom looking at naked pictures of you. 181 00:12:04,127 --> 00:12:07,542 He's right, so... Are there naked pictures of you? 182 00:12:09,183 --> 00:12:11,092 My leg! 183 00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:13,469 - Hey, knee him in the groin! - Oh! 184 00:12:13,535 --> 00:12:15,674 Oh, my, God! She did it! 185 00:12:25,727 --> 00:12:27,964 So... 186 00:12:28,031 --> 00:12:30,103 how's your cocoa? 187 00:12:30,175 --> 00:12:32,597 Chocolaty good. Thanks. 188 00:12:32,671 --> 00:12:35,638 That's good 'cause I think your father has really changed. 189 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,816 He is not the same man I used to know... 190 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,992 and the marshmallows make it extra good. 191 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,378 Well, at least you knew him, Mrs. Forman, 'cause I never did. 192 00:12:44,447 --> 00:12:47,229 Okay, well, here's your chance. 193 00:12:47,295 --> 00:12:49,434 Maybe now you can make some new, happy memories. 194 00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:51,477 Wouldn't that be wonderful? 195 00:13:02,463 --> 00:13:04,219 Yeah! 196 00:13:42,783 --> 00:13:45,085 Yeah, you know what, Mrs. Forman? 197 00:13:45,151 --> 00:13:47,901 No. 198 00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:51,098 Are you sure? 'Cause I kinda think you're bottling things up. 199 00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:53,207 I'm not bottling anything! 200 00:14:05,374 --> 00:14:08,244 Well, hi, there, beautiful. And how are you? 201 00:14:08,319 --> 00:14:11,002 Not good, you dirtbag. 202 00:14:11,071 --> 00:14:14,300 That's what I thought you'd... Excuse me. 203 00:14:14,366 --> 00:14:18,807 I am not going to help you cheat on your girlfriend. 204 00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:23,483 But I don't have a girlfriend, you... 205 00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:25,973 silly librarian. 206 00:14:26,046 --> 00:14:30,902 Don't you lie to me. I heard everything. I was right under that mattress... 207 00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:33,047 and that Donna sounded really upset. 208 00:14:33,118 --> 00:14:36,697 No! No, no. Sh-She's okay. Really. 209 00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:38,676 Excuse me. 210 00:14:38,751 --> 00:14:41,206 My turnoffs include unfaithful men. 211 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:43,253 Didn't you read my biography? 212 00:14:43,326 --> 00:14:45,693 Um... 213 00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:48,409 I... You know, I was just getting to it. 214 00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:54,710 Sorry, but Donna is a nice girl... 215 00:14:54,783 --> 00:14:58,263 and you are a... filthy, filthy boy! 216 00:14:58,334 --> 00:15:02,775 You filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy... 217 00:15:02,847 --> 00:15:06,938 filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy boy! 218 00:15:13,694 --> 00:15:17,371 Hey! You can't ditch me, then walk back into my life eight years later... 219 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,511 and expect everything to be okay. 220 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:22,168 - You screwed me! - I did. You're right. I know. 221 00:15:22,238 --> 00:15:24,311 And... 222 00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:27,612 You what? You know? What do you mean you know? 223 00:15:27,679 --> 00:15:29,818 I got no excuse. I was a jerk. 224 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:33,083 I've been a jerk my whole life. 225 00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:36,663 And all I can do is tell you I'm sorry... 226 00:15:36,734 --> 00:15:38,709 and hope that you'll believe me. 227 00:15:39,903 --> 00:15:43,515 You jerk! How am I supposed to yell at you now? 228 00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,754 I was gonna yell! I was gonna tell you off! 229 00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:48,244 I think you should. I mean, you wanna yell? Go ahead. 230 00:15:48,319 --> 00:15:51,253 - I deserve it. - You're ju... You're caving? 231 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:55,669 That just makes it worse! Come on, man. Give me something! 232 00:15:55,742 --> 00:15:59,452 - You want a beer? - Yeah! 233 00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:03,283 Give me a beer! 234 00:16:10,782 --> 00:16:13,597 - Well, hello, Jackie. - Hey, Fez. 235 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,974 Hey, Fez. 236 00:16:18,047 --> 00:16:20,436 Nice ass! 237 00:16:21,598 --> 00:16:24,119 Why, thank you, Kelso. 238 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,557 Oh, my God. What the hell's that smell? 239 00:16:26,623 --> 00:16:29,623 Well, Jackie, it's a combination of musk... 240 00:16:29,694 --> 00:16:33,110 and a little thing I like to call "Fez." 241 00:16:33,182 --> 00:16:35,517 Whoa, Fez! What are you doing? 242 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,525 Showing off my joie de vivre. 243 00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:40,894 - You like? - No! 244 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,057 So, what? This was all a waste? 245 00:16:44,126 --> 00:16:45,981 The pants, the chest, the manly smell... 246 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,348 the "Jackie, hello, Jackie, Jackie..." 247 00:16:48,415 --> 00:16:51,066 Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie"... Worthless? 248 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,266 Not worthless... Hilarious. 249 00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:59,061 Okay, look, Fez, you're not bad-looking. 250 00:16:59,134 --> 00:17:02,483 I mean, some girls like that exotic, grimy look... 251 00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:05,047 but only the cheapest, most sluttiest girls will like that. 252 00:17:05,118 --> 00:17:07,453 I see. 253 00:17:13,438 --> 00:17:18,359 Damn, Fez! Looking good. 254 00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:25,726 Hey, so, thanks for the singles at the nudie bar, huh. 255 00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:28,954 Hey, hey, hey! You gotta tip the girls or they ignore ya. 256 00:17:29,023 --> 00:17:31,673 - Yeah. - So, they takin' care of you here? 257 00:17:31,742 --> 00:17:33,815 Yeah, yeah. It's good. It's great. 258 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,156 - It's a nice place. - Oh, yeah. 259 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,677 That's nice. I like my place too. 260 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,238 It's good. It's got an extra room. 261 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,133 - That's cool. - Yeah. 262 00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:45,784 So, if you ever wanna, you know, come by or whatever. 263 00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:47,764 You know? I'm not usin' the extra room. 264 00:17:47,839 --> 00:17:51,668 Hence, the term "extra room." 265 00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:54,841 Yeah. Yeah, the rent's due, but... 266 00:17:54,911 --> 00:17:56,853 they don't evict you for, like, three months... 267 00:17:56,927 --> 00:17:59,131 so, I still got... two days. 268 00:17:59,199 --> 00:18:01,620 So, you lookin' for a loan, Bud? 269 00:18:04,447 --> 00:18:07,796 Well, will ya look at that? 270 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:10,554 A father and son brought together by... 271 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,525 Oh, my goodness! I think it was me! 272 00:18:16,479 --> 00:18:21,018 - Don't gloat, Kitty. - Mr. Wrongie! 273 00:18:23,326 --> 00:18:25,236 Fine. 274 00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:28,572 Once in 26 years! 275 00:18:28,638 --> 00:18:31,322 Live it up, Kitty! 276 00:18:35,454 --> 00:18:39,032 Oh, crap. 277 00:18:41,022 --> 00:18:42,713 Ta-da 278 00:18:42,782 --> 00:18:46,328 Wow, Eric. It's a room. 279 00:18:46,399 --> 00:18:49,050 Not just any room. See? 280 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:51,323 No more dirty magazines. I threw 'em all out. 281 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,846 And you know what, Donna? I don't miss 'em. 282 00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:56,057 Eric, you didn't have to do that. 283 00:18:56,126 --> 00:18:58,232 I mean, I understand why you need them. 284 00:18:58,302 --> 00:19:02,165 - You do? - Yes! You're disgusting! 285 00:19:02,238 --> 00:19:04,180 - What? - It's okay. 286 00:19:04,254 --> 00:19:07,418 All guys are. You're a revolting gender. 287 00:19:07,486 --> 00:19:10,203 You know, we really are. 288 00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:14,329 But you're disgusting in a cute, harmless way... 289 00:19:14,398 --> 00:19:16,307 and I guess I love you for that. 290 00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:19,866 I love you too. 291 00:19:21,759 --> 00:19:25,785 Let me make it up to you. I can have a naked girl in here in 10 seconds. 292 00:19:25,855 --> 00:19:29,979 - Oh, great. Send her in. I'll see you later. - Shut up! 293 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:38,101 Steven, good. I wanted to have a talk with you. 294 00:19:38,175 --> 00:19:40,825 - What are you doin'? - Oh. 295 00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:43,644 - I'm movin' in with Bud. - You're movin' in with Bud? 296 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:47,485 - Yeah, Red. It's gonna be okay. - No, it's not gonna be okay. 297 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:50,845 Steven, your dad is not... 298 00:19:50,911 --> 00:19:54,206 good. 299 00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:58,067 Yeah. I know, but, you know, he's my dad. 300 00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:03,064 - Yeah. He's your dad. - Yeah. 301 00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:08,829 Anyway. Red, thanks for everything. You know? Really. 302 00:20:08,895 --> 00:20:11,098 Hey, do me a favor. Would you tell Mrs. Forman? 303 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,876 - I don't want to have to deal with the whole crying thing. - You think I do? 304 00:20:14,942 --> 00:20:17,331 Nah, I'll just tell her that, you know... 305 00:20:17,406 --> 00:20:19,610 Anytime you need a place to stay, you're welcome here. 306 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,100 - That'll make her feel better. - Yeah. That sounds good. 307 00:20:22,174 --> 00:20:24,279 Thanks. 308 00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:27,252 Yeah, so, what? You don't wanna hug, do ya? 309 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,360 - God, no. - Good. 310 00:20:30,431 --> 00:20:32,798 - 'Cause you're not gettin' one. - Right. 311 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:49,495 - Well, sis-boom-bah. - Sure this is okay? 312 00:20:49,566 --> 00:20:51,988 Oh, yeah, yeah. Before you got here... 313 00:20:52,062 --> 00:20:54,964 I got the thumbs-up from the old ball and chain. 314 00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:57,722 - She's great. You'd like her. - Oh. 315 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:01,271 Well, if she's so great, are you sure you need me? 316 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:05,369 Look, I've been over this again and again and again... 317 00:21:05,439 --> 00:21:07,511 And, yes, I do. 318 00:21:07,582 --> 00:21:09,884 Okay. 319 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:12,568 Well, yea, team.