1 00:00:08,688 --> 00:00:10,924 Boo! 2 00:00:10,991 --> 00:00:13,544 Damn it, Fez! 3 00:00:13,615 --> 00:00:16,266 Oh! Damn, Fez. 4 00:00:16,335 --> 00:00:18,026 Fez, what the hell are you doing? 5 00:00:18,096 --> 00:00:20,005 Yeah, I don't know if you know this... 6 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:21,989 but you're dressed like a girl. 7 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:24,300 And not a nice girl. 8 00:00:25,487 --> 00:00:28,040 Kelso, you spilled juice all over your shirt. 9 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,348 - You look stupid. - Yeah. 10 00:00:30,416 --> 00:00:34,377 Hey, Kelso, while you're over there, would you please, please toss Fez a pair of pants? 11 00:00:34,448 --> 00:00:36,236 Or at least a skirt. 12 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:40,078 No, I am Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. 13 00:00:40,143 --> 00:00:44,300 You know, my Bible-thumping host parents were really upset about my... 14 00:00:44,368 --> 00:00:46,539 rock-hard ass. 15 00:00:46,607 --> 00:00:49,324 Fez, put it away or take it outside. 16 00:00:50,672 --> 00:00:52,581 So, Eric, do you wanna get out of here? 17 00:00:52,656 --> 00:00:55,307 - Do something fun for Halloween? - I do. 18 00:00:55,376 --> 00:00:59,205 I gotta go to this stupid Halloween party with Laurie's stupid friends. 19 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,484 Not only do I have to wear a suit... 20 00:01:01,552 --> 00:01:04,269 but all of her guy friends act like they've done it with her before. 21 00:01:04,335 --> 00:01:06,375 - Uh, Kelso... - Leave it. 22 00:01:06,448 --> 00:01:09,131 Okay. Whatever. There's nothing to do. 23 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:12,428 It's like we're too old to trick or treat and too young to die. 24 00:01:12,496 --> 00:01:16,172 Oh, hey, we could take Fez to Chicago and peddle his ass for beer. 25 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,957 I'm game. 26 00:01:19,024 --> 00:01:24,174 No, Eric, I meant maybe there's something, you know, we could do. Together. 27 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,695 - I doubt it. - Oh! 28 00:01:26,767 --> 00:01:29,931 That is a burn. 29 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,789 - Wait. What? - No, I... 30 00:01:31,856 --> 00:01:33,928 No, I didn't... I didn't mean it like that. 31 00:01:33,999 --> 00:01:36,236 Nope, sorry, Eric, that was a burn. 32 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:39,173 And what's burnt is burnt. And what's burnt is Donna. 33 00:01:39,247 --> 00:01:42,116 We're out of fun things to do? You're already bored of your girlfriend? 34 00:01:42,191 --> 00:01:44,460 No, I meant this town... 35 00:01:44,527 --> 00:01:47,113 not you, pretty lady. 36 00:01:47,183 --> 00:01:49,092 Hey, you know what'd be fun? 37 00:01:49,167 --> 00:01:51,556 Is if we were in an Alfred Hitchcock movie right now... 38 00:01:51,631 --> 00:01:53,868 and we didn't know it, and then someone told us... 39 00:01:53,936 --> 00:01:56,521 and we're like, "Oh, man, I'm in a movie." 40 00:02:00,975 --> 00:02:03,626 - Yeah, okay, I'm outta here. - Wait, but I thought we... 41 00:02:03,696 --> 00:02:05,452 - Get bent. - Okay, I'll do that. 42 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,775 You know what will cheer you up? A little trick-or-treating. 43 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:13,516 Hello? Stop bouncing that damn ball and let's do something. 44 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,829 Yeah, you know, I can't, Fez, 'cause I can't even look at you. 45 00:02:17,903 --> 00:02:20,292 I don't know whether to throw you out or... 46 00:02:20,368 --> 00:02:23,019 throw you down and make sweet love to you. 47 00:02:23,088 --> 00:02:26,087 You know, that says more about you than it does him. 48 00:02:26,159 --> 00:02:28,876 Well, I'm not the one dressed like a damn girl. 49 00:02:28,943 --> 00:02:32,292 Well, the damn girl has your ball. 50 00:02:33,743 --> 00:02:36,165 Like I care about a... 51 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,695 Man, that's my ball. 52 00:02:49,487 --> 00:02:51,876 Oh, these heels are killing me. 53 00:02:54,255 --> 00:02:58,990 Okay, Fez, that's it. Give the ball back, and no one gets hurt. 54 00:03:04,591 --> 00:03:07,460 Hey, you guys, you wanna go outside and watch Eric and Fez run around? 55 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:11,692 Someone might get hurt. It's funny when people get hurt. 56 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:15,273 Especially when they're in their underwear. That's great. 57 00:03:15,344 --> 00:03:17,645 The only person dumb enough to get hurt around here is you. 58 00:03:17,712 --> 00:03:20,581 Okay, Jackie, I'm really starting to get sick... 59 00:03:27,695 --> 00:03:29,768 That's great. 60 00:03:31,343 --> 00:03:33,580 I'll give you the ball, Eric. Just don't fall. 61 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,298 I don't want anyone to fall. No falling. 62 00:04:15,303 --> 00:04:17,670 Okay, Fez. Well... 63 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:19,972 you got a bad sprain here. 64 00:04:20,039 --> 00:04:24,065 Not to... to mention a run in your stocking. 65 00:04:24,135 --> 00:04:27,234 So, you were running around chasing him on the roof... 66 00:04:27,304 --> 00:04:29,889 because he took your little rubber ball. 67 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:32,993 It wasn't a ball. It was a SuperBall. 68 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,918 Yeah, you should see that thing bounce. 69 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:36,838 It's pretty super. 70 00:04:36,904 --> 00:04:39,042 Dumb-asses. 71 00:04:39,111 --> 00:04:41,500 Steven, Eric, um, get Fez a blanket. 72 00:04:41,575 --> 00:04:43,812 He needs to cover his... He just... 73 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,854 He needs to cover up. 74 00:04:59,623 --> 00:05:01,533 Get off me, you girl. 75 00:05:02,695 --> 00:05:06,044 - What... What happened? - Honey, you just... 76 00:05:06,119 --> 00:05:08,508 you had a little touch of vertigo there. 77 00:05:08,584 --> 00:05:12,326 So, just stay away from heights for a while and you'll be fine. 78 00:05:12,391 --> 00:05:14,758 Oh, see? You see that, Jackie? 79 00:05:14,823 --> 00:05:16,994 Fez hurt himself. There is someone "stupider" than me. 80 00:05:17,063 --> 00:05:19,485 It's not his fault he's stupid. He's foreign. 81 00:05:19,559 --> 00:05:22,406 What's your excuse, stupid? 82 00:05:22,471 --> 00:05:25,854 Well, I know one thing's for sure. There's definitely someone bitchier than me. 83 00:05:25,927 --> 00:05:27,749 Oh, you better not mean me. 84 00:05:27,815 --> 00:05:31,743 Oh, I so mean you! 85 00:05:31,815 --> 00:05:33,855 - Oh. - Nice burn. 86 00:05:33,927 --> 00:05:36,098 - Top shelf. - Thanks. 87 00:05:36,168 --> 00:05:38,688 Well, now, that's strange. 88 00:05:38,759 --> 00:05:41,574 Midge's car's right there. Bob said she wasn't home. 89 00:05:41,639 --> 00:05:43,548 In fact, I haven't seen her for days. 90 00:05:43,623 --> 00:05:46,525 Maybe she went to the store and forgot where she lived. 91 00:05:49,095 --> 00:05:51,103 Oh, that's... that's wrong. 92 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:53,990 Okay, Fez, this'll cheer you up. 93 00:05:54,056 --> 00:05:56,925 With these you can look into the Pinciotti's house and frequently enjoy... 94 00:05:56,999 --> 00:06:00,381 a naked Midge, up close and personal. 95 00:06:00,455 --> 00:06:02,910 That's exactly how I like my naked Midges. 96 00:06:02,983 --> 00:06:04,838 Oh, but, Fez, be warned. 97 00:06:04,903 --> 00:06:07,773 If Bob approaches a naked Midge, look away. 98 00:06:07,848 --> 00:06:10,597 Oh, for the love of God, look away. 99 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:12,518 Okay, let's practice. 100 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:14,438 Naked Midge, naked Midge, naked Midge... 101 00:06:14,503 --> 00:06:16,358 - naked Midge, Bob. - Ay. 102 00:06:16,423 --> 00:06:19,740 Okay, I think you're gonna be okay. 103 00:06:19,815 --> 00:06:22,685 No, okay. Sure. Yeah. Bye-bye. 104 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,923 Red, I need you to take this soup up to Fez. 105 00:06:25,992 --> 00:06:28,413 No, Kitty. He's wearing ladies' underwear. 106 00:06:28,487 --> 00:06:30,342 So, uh, no. 107 00:06:31,527 --> 00:06:33,916 Well, crazy bird lady from next door called me. 108 00:06:33,991 --> 00:06:36,577 Her bingo cruise got stuck out on Lake Michigan... 109 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:38,502 so she asked me to feed her birds. 110 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:42,496 So, you have a choice. Feed the birds, or feed the Fez. 111 00:06:44,807 --> 00:06:47,174 Give me panty boy's damn soup. 112 00:06:49,799 --> 00:06:52,668 Hello, pretty birds. 113 00:06:52,743 --> 00:06:54,816 Hello, pretty... 114 00:06:54,887 --> 00:06:57,670 damn big birds. 115 00:06:57,735 --> 00:07:00,102 It's your Aunt Kitty. 116 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:02,022 Okay. 117 00:07:31,687 --> 00:07:33,542 Hey. 118 00:07:36,871 --> 00:07:38,726 Oh, I've seen this one. 119 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,857 Those guys think that Cary Grant's a secret agent, but he's not. 120 00:07:41,927 --> 00:07:43,837 It's a case of mistaken identity. 121 00:07:43,911 --> 00:07:47,391 Right, like you've mistaken me for someone who wants you here. 122 00:07:47,463 --> 00:07:49,634 Right. 123 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,940 Wait. 124 00:07:52,007 --> 00:07:54,724 - Oh, kick back. I'll get it. - No, it's the paperboy. 125 00:07:54,791 --> 00:07:58,337 Well, Mr. Forman, you have to answer the door. 126 00:07:58,407 --> 00:08:01,221 Look, I forgot to pay him for the last couple of weeks... 127 00:08:01,287 --> 00:08:03,905 and I didn't pick up any cash, so, just ignore him. 128 00:08:03,975 --> 00:08:06,396 Red, I don't think you understand, okay? 129 00:08:06,471 --> 00:08:08,893 I... I can't let a doorbell go unanswered. 130 00:08:08,967 --> 00:08:11,333 - Don't answer the damn door. - I gotta. 131 00:08:11,399 --> 00:08:13,253 - Don't. - But I gotta. 132 00:08:13,319 --> 00:08:16,832 All right. Fine. You pay him, kettlehead. 133 00:08:18,215 --> 00:08:20,735 Hey, Forman. I want my money. 134 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,807 Oh, I... Oh. There's no Formans here. 135 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:25,733 See for yourself. 136 00:08:25,799 --> 00:08:27,653 Then why does it say Forman on your shirt? 137 00:08:28,679 --> 00:08:30,784 Oh, I borrowed the shirt. 138 00:08:30,855 --> 00:08:34,717 That's a bunch of bullcorn, Forman. Now, give me my money. 139 00:08:35,751 --> 00:08:37,791 I'm not Forman. 140 00:08:39,783 --> 00:08:41,638 All right, look. 141 00:08:41,703 --> 00:08:45,216 Don't you think you're taking this paperboy thing a little too serious? 142 00:08:45,287 --> 00:08:48,070 I'm a very serious paperboy. 143 00:08:48,135 --> 00:08:50,044 Okay, you know what this is? 144 00:08:50,119 --> 00:08:52,191 This is a case of mistaken identity. 145 00:08:52,263 --> 00:08:55,133 See, you are mistaken... 146 00:08:55,207 --> 00:08:58,556 about my identity. 147 00:08:58,631 --> 00:09:00,868 Fork it over, Forman! 148 00:09:00,935 --> 00:09:03,804 Look, someone's stealing your bike. 149 00:09:03,879 --> 00:09:07,228 All right, there's two guys stupider than me. 150 00:09:14,151 --> 00:09:16,005 - Hi. - Hi. 151 00:09:16,071 --> 00:09:18,242 - Any sign of naked Midge yet? - No. 152 00:09:18,311 --> 00:09:21,856 Just Bob dragging in big, heavy garbage bags. 153 00:09:21,927 --> 00:09:23,836 What do you suppose is in 'em? 154 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,766 Oh, I don't know. 155 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:29,126 - I'm guessing garbage. - Or... 156 00:09:29,191 --> 00:09:32,704 You know how Mrs. Kitty said she hasn't seen Midge in a few days? 157 00:09:32,775 --> 00:09:36,517 What if naked Midge is in the bags? 158 00:09:41,031 --> 00:09:44,544 Red. Red, I killed a bird. 159 00:09:48,007 --> 00:09:50,178 Oh. 160 00:09:50,247 --> 00:09:52,800 And then... And then the rest of them, they just... 161 00:09:52,871 --> 00:09:55,740 they glared at me with this... this birdie hate look. 162 00:09:55,815 --> 00:09:57,703 I can't go back there. 163 00:09:57,767 --> 00:10:00,636 I have got to find somebody else to feed those birds. 164 00:10:00,711 --> 00:10:04,802 Somebody who won't flinch in the face of evil. 165 00:10:05,831 --> 00:10:07,936 Oh, and there's Mommy's girl. 166 00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:11,901 Laurie, have I got a job for you. 167 00:10:11,975 --> 00:10:15,106 - Not interested. - It pays 10 bucks. 168 00:10:15,175 --> 00:10:17,412 All right, I'll do anything for 10 bucks. 169 00:10:17,479 --> 00:10:20,512 And... And for once, that's a good thing. 170 00:10:23,047 --> 00:10:25,218 Donna, what's wrong? You look sad. 171 00:10:25,286 --> 00:10:27,807 I think Eric thinks I'm boring. 172 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:29,734 Do you think I'm boring? 173 00:10:29,799 --> 00:10:32,581 Oh, Donna. 174 00:10:32,647 --> 00:10:34,502 Yeah, a little. 175 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,469 But it's not like it's a bad thing. 176 00:10:37,543 --> 00:10:39,932 The world needs people like you. 177 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:44,197 You're the gray that makes the color... me... pop. 178 00:10:45,223 --> 00:10:47,132 Jackie, I'm not boring. 179 00:10:47,207 --> 00:10:50,524 Eric and I do lots of fun stuff together. We go to movies... 180 00:10:50,599 --> 00:10:52,487 Every Friday, early show. 181 00:10:53,511 --> 00:10:56,827 - What? I get sleepy. - Mm-hmm. 182 00:10:56,903 --> 00:10:58,813 Oh, no. 183 00:10:58,886 --> 00:11:00,959 Boring, boring, boring. 184 00:11:01,031 --> 00:11:02,886 Boring, boring, boring. 185 00:11:33,395 --> 00:11:36,744 Hey, who's the hot blonde? 186 00:11:36,819 --> 00:11:40,812 That's not a hot blonde. It's Donna. 187 00:11:40,883 --> 00:11:43,633 Where is she going? 188 00:11:43,699 --> 00:11:46,088 Maybe she's going trolling for men who don't piss her off. 189 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:48,716 Oh. That's so funny, Hyde. 190 00:11:48,787 --> 00:11:53,097 I don't know where she's going, but I'm gonna follow her. 191 00:12:01,779 --> 00:12:04,234 Would you stop doing that? 192 00:12:13,267 --> 00:12:16,845 Hey, I don't know how this fits in your murder theory... 193 00:12:16,915 --> 00:12:20,974 but Bob's wearing an apron with guts all over it and holding a big carving knife. 194 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:29,997 He did kill Midge. 195 00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:32,936 And I never got to see her naked. 196 00:13:12,979 --> 00:13:16,012 That's 2.50 plus a 50 cent tip... 197 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,938 'cause I'm good. 198 00:13:18,003 --> 00:13:21,069 See you next week, Forman. 199 00:13:21,139 --> 00:13:23,692 I'm not Forman! 200 00:13:25,747 --> 00:13:28,430 First of all, Mrs. Forman, I'm using your shower. 201 00:13:30,707 --> 00:13:33,773 And second of all, you have to pay your paperboy. 202 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,922 So, how'd it go? Did... Did you feed the birds? 203 00:13:42,995 --> 00:13:46,126 Well, uh... Yeah. 204 00:13:46,195 --> 00:13:48,432 I mean, I think I did. 205 00:13:48,499 --> 00:13:50,866 Well, either you did or you didn't. 206 00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:56,585 Well, you didn't either, and you didn't even get pooped on. 207 00:13:56,659 --> 00:13:58,831 Now, go feed your own stupid birds. 208 00:14:00,819 --> 00:14:03,819 Oh, Hyde, please be careful. 209 00:14:03,891 --> 00:14:05,801 I want you to catch some clues... 210 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:10,315 but I don't want you stuck in the garbage bag with dead, naked Midge. 211 00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:14,312 Oh, beers. 212 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:18,381 Hyde is so funny. 213 00:14:18,451 --> 00:14:21,647 Oh-oh, what is he going to do? Is he going to moon me? 214 00:14:24,371 --> 00:14:26,509 Oh, run, Hyde, run. 215 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,712 Don't forget the beers! 216 00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,856 The beers. 217 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,620 Why are you in my bathroom? Get out! 218 00:15:36,691 --> 00:15:38,600 Out! Out! I need the shower. 219 00:15:38,675 --> 00:15:41,937 - I got pooped on. - All right, stop it. Cut it out. 220 00:15:47,507 --> 00:15:50,060 That's really hot. 221 00:15:50,131 --> 00:15:53,393 Oh, my God. You spilled my shampoo, you idiot! 222 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:14,960 Help. 223 00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:23,885 You can't kill me like you killed Midge, you big doofy. 224 00:16:23,954 --> 00:16:26,507 Midge? I didn't kill Midge. 225 00:16:26,579 --> 00:16:28,968 She's in Chicago visiting her sister. 226 00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:30,953 Oh, really? 227 00:16:31,026 --> 00:16:33,482 Then what was in the heavy garbage sacks? 228 00:16:33,554 --> 00:16:36,620 Garbage, you idiot. 229 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:39,887 Oh, well, I guess that explains the giant knife... 230 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,257 guts all over your apron. 231 00:16:42,323 --> 00:16:44,178 Oh, wait. No, it doesn't. 232 00:16:44,243 --> 00:16:47,374 - Explain that, killer. - They were pumpkin guts. 233 00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:49,898 I was making jack-o'-lanterns. 234 00:16:49,971 --> 00:16:55,187 So, you're hiding Midge's body in a jack-o'-lantern. Clever plan. 235 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:03,407 Look, there's Midge now. Not dead or nothing. 236 00:17:12,435 --> 00:17:14,540 Oh, goody. You can go now. Thanks. 237 00:17:14,611 --> 00:17:17,480 Midgie, no! Cover yourself! 238 00:17:19,155 --> 00:17:21,097 Ow. 239 00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:23,026 Give it. Give it! 240 00:17:23,987 --> 00:17:27,118 Ay! 241 00:17:28,403 --> 00:17:31,120 Donna! Donna! 242 00:17:32,339 --> 00:17:34,543 Why would she go up the water tower? 243 00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:36,520 Why does she want to be up there? 244 00:17:36,595 --> 00:17:40,108 And why am I talking to myself? 245 00:17:42,226 --> 00:17:44,747 I have to... 246 00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:46,674 Climb. 247 00:18:03,507 --> 00:18:07,533 Donna, what the hell are you doing? 248 00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:09,457 Well, I guess you've caught me. 249 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,563 And if you must know the truth... 250 00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:13,544 I'm not boring, you ass. 251 00:18:13,619 --> 00:18:17,132 I never said you were boring. 252 00:18:17,203 --> 00:18:20,432 - How'd you know I'd follow you here? - I saw you spying on me. 253 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,408 I wasn't... No, I wasn't spying on you. 254 00:18:22,483 --> 00:18:24,905 I was teaching Fez how to spy on your naked... 255 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,313 Yeah, you know what, I was spying on you. 256 00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:30,226 - What a weird night. - Hmm. 257 00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:34,601 Please, Donna, tell me there's not a head in that basket. 258 00:18:34,674 --> 00:18:36,944 No, no. It's just a picnic. 259 00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:43,048 So... So, we're okay? 260 00:18:50,451 --> 00:18:52,589 Ow, you're on my wig. 261 00:18:52,658 --> 00:18:55,080 Oh, my God! I'm gonna die! 262 00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:58,416 - Eric, hold on. I'm gonna pull you up. - No, Donna, you can't do it. 263 00:18:58,483 --> 00:19:02,192 You're just a girl. Okay, okay. Yeah, you... 264 00:19:02,258 --> 00:19:04,942 Hey. Okay, you got it. That's... 265 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,920 To be honest, it was never really a problem. 266 00:19:06,995 --> 00:19:09,995 Whoa. 267 00:19:13,139 --> 00:19:15,179 Ow. 268 00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:42,471 Oh, my goodness. A phone booth. That's lucky. 269 00:19:56,243 --> 00:19:59,243 Oh, thank God. 270 00:19:59,315 --> 00:20:02,348 It was just a dream. 271 00:20:02,419 --> 00:20:06,510 Well, I can't go back there. I just can't. 272 00:20:06,578 --> 00:20:09,033 So, you know, Donna, even though my ankle's sprained... 273 00:20:09,106 --> 00:20:11,179 I can still probably make it up that water tower. 274 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,106 You know, finish what we started. 275 00:20:14,323 --> 00:20:16,559 I would, but I don't know if I can. 276 00:20:16,626 --> 00:20:18,797 I mean, something happened to me up there too. 277 00:20:18,866 --> 00:20:21,801 Oh, I know. Vertigo, right? Fear of heights? 278 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:25,355 No, Eric. Fear of sex.