1 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,069 Oh, don't put Batman in the clam of death, Riddler. 2 00:00:06,135 --> 00:00:08,045 That's just gonna make him mad. 3 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,085 God, you're stupid. 4 00:00:12,568 --> 00:00:15,699 Fez, for the last time, the Riddler can't hear you. 5 00:00:17,047 --> 00:00:19,436 Riddle me this, Riddler. 6 00:00:19,512 --> 00:00:21,421 When Batman escapes from the clam of death... 7 00:00:21,495 --> 00:00:24,179 who will kick your riddle-telling ass in? 8 00:00:25,687 --> 00:00:27,597 Hey, Fez. Riddle me this. 9 00:00:30,935 --> 00:00:32,845 Then riddle me this. 10 00:00:39,383 --> 00:00:42,001 Oh, but, Fez, only if you riddle me this. 11 00:00:42,071 --> 00:00:44,788 Ow! 12 00:00:44,856 --> 00:00:47,027 Riddle me this, you son of a bitch! 13 00:00:52,407 --> 00:00:55,723 - Oh, my God! Guess what! - Stop! Fez! 14 00:00:55,799 --> 00:00:58,101 This could be important! 15 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,709 You guys, the Roller Disco Doo-dah is coming to Kenosha next Friday! 16 00:01:05,784 --> 00:01:08,501 Oh, my God! Guess what! 17 00:01:10,776 --> 00:01:15,347 See, now, that's the kind of thing the judges really frown upon during competition, Steven. 18 00:01:15,415 --> 00:01:17,652 Excuse me? 19 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,607 We're gonna be partners! 20 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:24,950 Skating partners. 21 00:01:25,015 --> 00:01:29,293 Hey, how about instead, you hit me in the face with a wrench, and I black out? 22 00:01:30,648 --> 00:01:32,819 Steven... 23 00:01:32,887 --> 00:01:35,921 this is not just a last chance at roller disco. 24 00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:38,479 It's a last chance at love... 25 00:01:39,544 --> 00:01:42,097 our love. 26 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:45,429 Now, will you or will you not skate with me? 27 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:47,350 I would, Jackie... 28 00:01:47,416 --> 00:01:50,612 but seeing you there in your cute little skating outfit... 29 00:01:50,679 --> 00:01:53,527 with all your tassels and sequins... 30 00:01:53,592 --> 00:01:55,763 I might be tempted to... 31 00:01:55,831 --> 00:01:57,806 push you down a flight of stairs. 32 00:01:59,896 --> 00:02:01,805 All right. 33 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,873 Jackie, what do you say... you and me, roller disco? 34 00:02:05,943 --> 00:02:09,358 I mean, we used to have some good moves, you know, like, when we did it... 35 00:02:09,431 --> 00:02:13,108 so it would be like that... 36 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:17,070 except for with lights and skates. 37 00:02:17,143 --> 00:02:21,299 Okay. Um, first of all, you make me sick. Okay? 38 00:02:21,368 --> 00:02:23,375 Second, you're lame, and you make me sick. 39 00:02:23,448 --> 00:02:25,684 Third, you make me sick, and any one of these guys... 40 00:02:25,751 --> 00:02:28,053 would be a better partner than you, even Fez. 41 00:02:30,039 --> 00:02:32,428 Really? Then I am in. 42 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:38,861 Um, no, I didn't really mean it, Fez. 43 00:02:38,935 --> 00:02:40,845 Oh, then I am out. 44 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,806 Damn it. Let me in. 45 00:03:24,675 --> 00:03:29,312 So, who will Jackie choose as her roller disco partner? 46 00:03:29,379 --> 00:03:32,062 Who, who, who? 47 00:03:32,132 --> 00:03:34,204 No freakin' way. 48 00:03:36,099 --> 00:03:38,172 Hmm, how very sad. 49 00:03:38,244 --> 00:03:40,153 No one to disco with. 50 00:03:42,467 --> 00:03:45,369 Now, where did I leave my potato chips? 51 00:03:45,443 --> 00:03:48,061 Oh, there they are. 52 00:04:01,187 --> 00:04:03,707 Look at that. 53 00:04:03,779 --> 00:04:06,714 I left my soda back in the other side of the room! 54 00:04:23,939 --> 00:04:26,361 Refreshing. 55 00:04:27,843 --> 00:04:30,232 God, my arm is sore! 56 00:04:31,203 --> 00:04:33,178 Wow, Fez! 57 00:04:33,251 --> 00:04:36,667 Oh, come on, Jackie! 58 00:04:36,739 --> 00:04:38,812 You're gonna pick him over me? 59 00:04:38,883 --> 00:04:40,792 All right. Watch this. 60 00:04:51,427 --> 00:04:54,144 Jackie, I'm just a roller disco machine... 61 00:04:55,683 --> 00:04:58,553 and I don't work for nobody but you. 62 00:05:03,523 --> 00:05:06,240 Okay. Okay, fine. We'll be partners. 63 00:05:06,308 --> 00:05:09,122 But hear me now. I want first prize. 64 00:05:09,188 --> 00:05:11,708 If I lose and some stupid, spoiled rich girl wins... 65 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:14,234 I'll scream. 66 00:05:14,307 --> 00:05:16,609 I am really hurt! 67 00:05:21,123 --> 00:05:23,512 - Hi, sweetie. How was work? - Oh, pretty good... 68 00:05:23,588 --> 00:05:26,751 except for the fact that Dad's getting sued for firing a Price Mart employee. 69 00:05:28,163 --> 00:05:30,138 Okay. Well, good. Have a cupcake. 70 00:05:31,235 --> 00:05:33,504 Mom, did you hear what I said? 71 00:05:33,571 --> 00:05:36,702 Uh-huh, and it's just so very unpleasant, I'm ignoring it. 72 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:40,959 So, have a cupcake. 73 00:05:41,027 --> 00:05:43,842 Earl is suing Dad for wrongful termination. 74 00:05:43,907 --> 00:05:47,801 Earl? He didn't do his job. He was always late. 75 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:50,657 He was a complete dumb-ass... 76 00:05:52,195 --> 00:05:54,650 person. 77 00:05:54,723 --> 00:05:56,632 Mom, you said "ass." 78 00:05:58,627 --> 00:06:01,976 Well, now so did you. Give me back the cupcake, foul mouth. 79 00:06:03,171 --> 00:06:05,080 I can't even imagine the mood your father's in. 80 00:06:05,155 --> 00:06:08,930 Actually, he doesn't know yet. I got the news after he left. 81 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:11,995 God, Dad is gonna freak. I don't know how we're gonna tell him. 82 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:14,914 - Tell me what? - That, uh... 83 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:17,467 Mom said the "ass" word. 84 00:06:20,419 --> 00:06:22,274 Well, now... 85 00:06:22,339 --> 00:06:25,023 actually, um... 86 00:06:25,091 --> 00:06:27,163 Red, um... 87 00:06:27,235 --> 00:06:30,399 You know, Mom, I got this one. 88 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:34,362 Okay, uh, everyone here who's not being sued by Earl for wrongful termination... 89 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:36,344 raise their hand. 90 00:06:41,283 --> 00:06:43,869 I don't get Jackie, man. 91 00:06:43,939 --> 00:06:48,161 I mean, picking Fez over me? Me? 92 00:06:48,227 --> 00:06:50,780 I have the three things that women want. 93 00:06:50,852 --> 00:06:53,405 I'm-I'm hot, and I'm smart. 94 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:02,015 That's two things, moron. 95 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,058 No, it's three. I count hot twice. 96 00:07:04,131 --> 00:07:06,106 I mean, come on. 97 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,743 Kelso, who cares? It's a stupid roller disco thing. 98 00:07:10,819 --> 00:07:12,793 Yeah, I guess you're right. 99 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:15,256 It's silly for me to be jealous. 100 00:07:15,331 --> 00:07:17,698 - You're a good friend, Donna. - Yeah. 101 00:07:17,763 --> 00:07:20,894 'Cause when you think about it, I mean, what does Fez have going for him... 102 00:07:20,963 --> 00:07:24,280 except an incredibly sexy accent and an extremely hot body? 103 00:07:26,211 --> 00:07:29,528 Okay. Now you're being a bad friend, Donna. 104 00:07:29,603 --> 00:07:32,418 I mean, come to think of it, if Fez helps Jackie win a roller disco... 105 00:07:32,483 --> 00:07:35,615 she might rip his clothes off and have sex with him right there on the rink. 106 00:07:35,683 --> 00:07:37,592 That's how hot he is. 107 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:42,009 Bad friend, Donna! Bad! 108 00:07:45,635 --> 00:07:47,544 Oh, look at this guy's complaint. 109 00:07:47,619 --> 00:07:51,994 "Red Forman was habitually ill-tempered." Am I ill-tempered? 110 00:07:54,275 --> 00:07:57,919 No, sir. You're like Mary Poppins. 111 00:07:59,651 --> 00:08:02,848 Okay, honey. Well, it says here you have to go to the labor board. 112 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:05,948 You know what, Red Forman, you have to go in there and defend yourself. 113 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,929 I'll defend myself. 114 00:08:08,003 --> 00:08:10,338 I'll go in there, and I'll tell those morons... 115 00:08:10,403 --> 00:08:14,364 that they're wasting my time with this stupid crap! 116 00:08:15,907 --> 00:08:18,143 Or... 117 00:08:18,211 --> 00:08:20,600 you could control your temper. 118 00:08:20,675 --> 00:08:23,774 No offense, Mom, but what's plan "B"? 119 00:08:24,995 --> 00:08:27,712 Hey, shut it, pal. 120 00:08:27,779 --> 00:08:31,041 Okay, now, see, that's the kind of thing that's gonna get you in trouble. 121 00:08:31,107 --> 00:08:33,824 Now, when... when I get really angry, I just... 122 00:08:33,891 --> 00:08:36,379 I laugh it off... like this. 123 00:08:38,403 --> 00:08:41,054 - See? - Oh, geez, Kitty. That'll never work. 124 00:08:41,123 --> 00:08:43,359 That's dumb. 125 00:09:01,827 --> 00:09:04,510 Oh, my God. I think Jackie and Fez are next. 126 00:09:04,579 --> 00:09:06,489 Look! There they are! 127 00:09:06,563 --> 00:09:08,930 Hey! The next contestants are cheaters. 128 00:09:08,995 --> 00:09:11,067 The brown guy is a robot. 129 00:09:11,139 --> 00:09:13,048 - Robot? Shut up. - Ladies and gentleman... 130 00:09:13,123 --> 00:09:15,490 welcome to the rink our last contestants of the evening... 131 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:19,647 from Point Place, Wisconsin, Jackie Burkhart and, uh... 132 00:09:19,715 --> 00:09:22,016 Jackie Burkhart's partner! 133 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,155 Boo! 134 00:09:27,011 --> 00:09:29,662 This is so cool. 135 00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:39,293 - Oh, my God. They're amazing! - Oh, did you see that? Fez just tripped. 136 00:09:39,363 --> 00:09:42,526 - No, he didn't. - The foreign guy tripped. That's a deduction right there. 137 00:09:42,595 --> 00:09:44,667 You're gonna lose! 138 00:09:44,739 --> 00:09:47,357 Kelso, shut up. 139 00:09:49,507 --> 00:09:52,409 That's it. They're doing too well. 140 00:09:54,466 --> 00:09:56,376 What the hell is that? 141 00:09:56,451 --> 00:09:58,360 - It's my secret weapon. - A marble? 142 00:09:58,435 --> 00:10:00,923 Yep. I'm gonna chuck it out there so they trip. 143 00:10:00,995 --> 00:10:03,067 You moron, it's one marble. 144 00:10:04,195 --> 00:10:06,945 - Give me that. Give me that. - No! No! 145 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,541 Boo! Boo! 146 00:11:16,611 --> 00:11:18,466 - Boo! - Whoo! 147 00:11:18,531 --> 00:11:20,768 Oh, no. 148 00:11:20,835 --> 00:11:23,039 They were good. 149 00:11:23,107 --> 00:11:25,081 I swallowed my marble. 150 00:11:28,582 --> 00:11:30,557 Boo! 151 00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:33,248 - Oh, my God. You guys were so great. - I know. I know. 152 00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:37,509 And even when I almost tripped, my natural grace totally saved us. 153 00:11:37,574 --> 00:11:41,600 Well, I saw plenty of mistakes out there, especially from Fez. 154 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:43,393 Shut your hole. 155 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,813 Here come the scores. 156 00:11:46,886 --> 00:11:51,076 And the winner of Kenosha's Annual Roller Disco Doo-dah is... 157 00:11:51,142 --> 00:11:54,012 - Jackie Burkhart and... - Oh, my God! 158 00:11:54,086 --> 00:11:55,995 - Friend. - Fix! Fix! 159 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:58,372 I can't believe it! I'm so sorry I doubted you. 160 00:11:58,438 --> 00:12:02,845 You... You are my hero... my... my hunky, sexy, foreign skating hero! 161 00:12:02,918 --> 00:12:07,108 And you are my... my spoiled, whiny skating princess. 162 00:12:07,174 --> 00:12:09,988 Oh, Fez, thank you! 163 00:12:11,238 --> 00:12:14,402 - Yea, champagne! Yea! - Yea! 164 00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:16,325 - Yea! - Get off me. 165 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:19,140 Kelso, you booed us the entire time. 166 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:22,555 What? No! That was some rude guy. 167 00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:26,525 So I popped him one, and then I was goin', "Ooh," 168 00:12:26,598 --> 00:12:29,467 because I hurt my hand when I popped the rude guy. 169 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:32,160 So... you're welcome. 170 00:12:34,022 --> 00:12:35,964 You wanna kiss it? 171 00:12:37,894 --> 00:12:39,803 Let's go, Fez. 172 00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:43,419 Hmm. Come on, Kelso. Look at the bright side. 173 00:12:43,494 --> 00:12:45,349 What's the bright side? 174 00:12:45,414 --> 00:12:47,651 The bright side is there isn't one. 175 00:12:47,718 --> 00:12:50,435 Fez has Jackie, and you have to squeeze out that marble. 176 00:12:54,886 --> 00:12:58,202 Now, Mr. Forman, at any point did you ever berate Earl Arthur... 177 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,449 by calling him any of the following names: 178 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,722 Candy-ass... 179 00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:05,856 dumb-ass, lazy-ass... 180 00:13:05,926 --> 00:13:08,381 Uh, it... it just goes on like that. 181 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:12,032 Well, that sounds like just good-natured ribbin' to me. 182 00:13:12,102 --> 00:13:14,949 Doesn't sound that way to me. 183 00:13:24,198 --> 00:13:26,783 Are you callin' me a liar? 184 00:13:26,853 --> 00:13:29,985 'Cause it's funny if ya are. 185 00:13:30,054 --> 00:13:34,843 Well, you know, Eric worked with him too. Eric, tell him about Earl. 186 00:13:34,918 --> 00:13:38,332 Actually, I'd be more interested in hearing what Eric thinks about working with you. Eric? 187 00:13:38,373 --> 00:13:41,276 No. No, no, no, no. I'm-I'm here... 188 00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:44,929 just to answer questions about Earl... old, dumb Earl. 189 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:49,188 So, you know, you fire away with the Earl questions. 190 00:13:49,254 --> 00:13:52,156 I think we know all we need to know about Earl. 191 00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:56,386 Oh, then good. I'll just step out then. Good. 192 00:13:56,454 --> 00:13:58,876 - This was good. - No, no, no, no. Eric, just a few more questions. 193 00:13:58,950 --> 00:14:02,627 Is your father ever unnecessarily angry? 194 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,675 Unnecessarily angry. 195 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:24,475 Well... you know, what does "unnecessarily" mean really? 196 00:14:24,550 --> 00:14:27,616 I mean, my sister likes to put salt on roast beef... 197 00:14:27,685 --> 00:14:29,595 but I think it's unnecessary. 198 00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:31,971 I mean, why cover up the flavor of such a delicious meat? 199 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,590 Just answer the question, dumb-ass! 200 00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:41,083 I mean... Good work, Son. 201 00:14:46,822 --> 00:14:50,466 Oh, my God. I love champagne! 202 00:14:51,589 --> 00:14:54,306 Yes. Was it any good? 203 00:14:54,374 --> 00:14:57,570 Great. Just great. 204 00:14:57,638 --> 00:15:01,250 Hey, Fez, I just made up a poem. 205 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,227 - Do you want to hear it? - Okay. 206 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:07,557 There once was a guy named Fez... 207 00:15:07,622 --> 00:15:10,524 who had a really cute butt. 208 00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:12,834 Ta-da! 209 00:15:12,902 --> 00:15:14,812 Well, I have to say I don't hate it. 210 00:15:16,645 --> 00:15:19,515 Hey... Psst... 211 00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:24,005 Fezzie... 212 00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:26,459 do you want to know a secret? 213 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:29,917 If you try to kiss me right now... 214 00:15:29,989 --> 00:15:32,291 I probably wouldn't stop you. 215 00:15:32,358 --> 00:15:34,595 In fact... 216 00:15:34,662 --> 00:15:37,083 I'd probably let you do more than that. 217 00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:44,349 - Fez... - Huh! 218 00:15:44,422 --> 00:15:46,495 Good God, man. Don't do it. She is drunk. 219 00:15:46,565 --> 00:15:49,118 But, Batman, she is so hot. 220 00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:51,808 But she's drunk. There is no honor in this. 221 00:15:52,966 --> 00:15:55,333 Ah, screw honor. Take her pants off. 222 00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:57,951 Ay! 223 00:15:58,022 --> 00:16:00,193 Riddler, nefarious fiend. 224 00:16:00,262 --> 00:16:02,236 Don't do it, Fez. It's a trap. 225 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:06,882 Riddle me this, Fez. Why would Jackie ask you to make out with her if she didn't want you to? 226 00:16:08,389 --> 00:16:11,106 Seriously, he makes an excellent point. 227 00:16:11,173 --> 00:16:13,661 It's the dastardly alcohol talking. 228 00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:17,280 If you and Jackie get together, you want it to be real, not like this. 229 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:20,445 Honestly, I was rooting for you... 230 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:24,030 but imaginary Batman makes a lot of sense. 231 00:16:24,101 --> 00:16:25,956 Then riddle me this. 232 00:16:26,021 --> 00:16:27,931 What does Batman know about girls? 233 00:16:28,006 --> 00:16:31,584 Slides down a pole and lives with a teenage boy. Enough said. 234 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:36,123 Okay. Now I have to say, advantage Riddler. 235 00:16:36,198 --> 00:16:38,915 What are you trying to say, Riddler? 236 00:16:38,982 --> 00:16:42,659 I think you know what I'm trying to say. Ooh-la-la. 237 00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:45,115 Oh, you want to go, question dork? 238 00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,579 Oh, bring it on, bat-wuss. 239 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,451 So... 240 00:17:03,526 --> 00:17:05,533 are you gonna kiss me, Fez? 241 00:17:06,597 --> 00:17:08,452 No, I am sorry, Jackie. 242 00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:10,754 That's okay. 243 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,927 You still have a very cute butt. 244 00:17:16,197 --> 00:17:18,564 Come on, Kelso. 245 00:17:18,629 --> 00:17:22,208 So Jackie likes Fez. Big deal. You're going out with Laurie. 246 00:17:23,429 --> 00:17:25,284 I know. It's just, you know... 247 00:17:25,349 --> 00:17:29,179 seeing her with another guy just made me remember all the good times we had together... 248 00:17:29,254 --> 00:17:31,523 and it just made me sad. 249 00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:34,652 Yeah. 250 00:17:34,726 --> 00:17:37,443 Come here. 251 00:17:37,510 --> 00:17:39,899 You know, Kelso... 252 00:17:39,974 --> 00:17:42,691 I guess underneath it all you're kind of a good guy. 253 00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:44,613 Sometimes. 254 00:17:44,678 --> 00:17:46,914 Sort of. 255 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:50,495 - Things'll work themselves out. - Yeah, I know. 256 00:17:50,566 --> 00:17:52,954 What the hell are you doing? 257 00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:55,779 We can't fight these feelings anymore, Donna. 258 00:17:55,846 --> 00:17:58,715 - What? - What? We've been doing this dance all night... 259 00:17:58,789 --> 00:18:00,894 and, oh, God, I'm tired of dancing. 260 00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,394 You moron! 261 00:18:04,486 --> 00:18:07,072 Nobody likes a tease, Donna! 262 00:18:08,966 --> 00:18:12,740 I'm sorry. You're not a tease. Come back. 263 00:18:12,806 --> 00:18:15,107 Tease! 264 00:18:15,174 --> 00:18:18,021 I'm sorry. Donna! 265 00:18:18,085 --> 00:18:21,762 I guess "violent" is the wrong word... 266 00:18:21,829 --> 00:18:25,125 but, you know, it's definitely some kind of rage. 267 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:29,602 Although, I mean, you know, Earl had it coming. 268 00:18:31,046 --> 00:18:33,533 I love you, Daddy. 269 00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:36,453 Oh, hey. Sorry I'm late. 270 00:18:36,518 --> 00:18:39,420 Hour and 10 minutes late. I can only assume you're Earl. 271 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,403 Yeah. 272 00:18:41,478 --> 00:18:46,268 So, um, sorry. My, uh, dog got hit by a... 273 00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:48,829 a guy in a... 274 00:18:48,902 --> 00:18:51,837 - Car? - Thanks, Red. 275 00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:54,463 - So, what'd I miss? - You missed everything. 276 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:59,803 Okay. I'm not gonna lie. Mr. Forman, you... you scare the living hell out of me. 277 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,950 - No offense. - None taken. 278 00:19:02,022 --> 00:19:03,931 That's kind of his thing. 279 00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:06,853 But, Earl, in light of your failure to show up for your own hearing... 280 00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:09,536 we have no choice but to rule in favor of Mr. Forman. 281 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,850 - Yes, sir! - Way to go, Dad! 282 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,773 Damn... dog. 283 00:19:14,246 --> 00:19:17,507 And Mr. Forman, even though this hearing did go your way today... 284 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,428 in light of some of your son's responses... 285 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:23,072 I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes. 286 00:19:28,581 --> 00:19:30,720 Sure, I'll... 287 00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,961 I'll do that. 288 00:19:35,014 --> 00:19:36,923 Neat! Anger management... 289 00:19:36,998 --> 00:19:41,057 That sounds like it could be kind of fun, right? 290 00:19:44,037 --> 00:19:46,787 We... We won. Hey! 291 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,763 You and me... We're such a good team. 292 00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:52,829 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah. 293 00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:54,756 We did it. How about us, huh? 294 00:19:54,822 --> 00:19:56,676 Stickin' it to the man. 295 00:19:56,742 --> 00:19:59,197 I'll see you at home. 296 00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:03,198 Wait. But, Dad, we... 297 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,244 we drove here together. 298 00:20:06,629 --> 00:20:08,768 Then she fell asleep, and I stroke her hair. 299 00:20:10,021 --> 00:20:13,153 You did the right thing, Fez, but a word of advice. 300 00:20:13,222 --> 00:20:16,353 Next time you tell the story, ya nailed her. 301 00:20:17,989 --> 00:20:20,477 Yeah, but, you know, it's better you didn't... 302 00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:24,063 'cause scammin' on another guy's woman... That's totally breaking the code. 303 00:20:24,134 --> 00:20:26,523 Donna told me what you did, you dill-hole! 304 00:20:26,597 --> 00:20:29,150 No, she's lying! 305 00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,637 Oh! That's my nipple! 306 00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:45,806 Hello... 307 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,049 buttercup. 308 00:20:48,117 --> 00:20:49,327 Fez, you're drunk. 309 00:20:49,397 --> 00:20:53,489 Madam, I may be drunk, but you should have sex with me. 310 00:20:53,558 --> 00:20:55,663 That's crazy. 311 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:59,091 But you have to, because last night... 312 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,459 I made a big mistake. 313 00:21:01,525 --> 00:21:04,689 I don't even remember last night. 314 00:21:08,758 --> 00:21:10,667 Ay!