1 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:06,935 Happy Veteran's Day. 2 00:00:06,999 --> 00:00:09,366 Now where have you hidden the chocolate eggs? 3 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,687 Uh, they're everywhere, Fez. Start looking. 4 00:00:17,336 --> 00:00:20,085 So, Steven. Isn't Veteran's Day romantic? 5 00:00:20,152 --> 00:00:23,218 Oh, yeah. Government pawns and missing limbs. 6 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,542 That's amore. 7 00:00:26,616 --> 00:00:29,932 I know, I know. It's a day for people in love to have fun together. 8 00:00:30,008 --> 00:00:33,269 You know what? All this talk about having fun makes me want to have fun. 9 00:00:33,336 --> 00:00:36,685 Hey, let's throw stuff at other stuff. 10 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,949 Man, that's perfect. I've got stuff. 11 00:00:40,024 --> 00:00:41,879 - I'm in. - Let's do it. 12 00:00:44,408 --> 00:00:46,317 So, Steven. 13 00:00:46,392 --> 00:00:49,141 Would you like to go to Mr. Forman's barbecue with me? 14 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:51,542 No. 15 00:00:51,607 --> 00:00:55,349 - As a matter of fact, I don't want to go anywhere with you. - You know, that's okay. 16 00:00:55,416 --> 00:00:59,060 You know what? We can stay in. 17 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,680 No, Jackie. Look, I told you, again and again... 18 00:01:01,752 --> 00:01:05,364 I have no interest in you, and you don't have a chance. 19 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:08,912 And yet, you keep thinking that I have interest in you, and you have a chance. 20 00:01:10,615 --> 00:01:14,609 Wait, did you just say that you're interested in me and that I have a chance? 21 00:01:16,823 --> 00:01:19,857 Okay. You know what? You've forced me to do this. 22 00:01:19,928 --> 00:01:24,401 I'm gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry... 23 00:01:24,472 --> 00:01:26,610 haiku. 24 00:01:26,679 --> 00:01:28,534 My heart aches with pain. 25 00:01:28,599 --> 00:01:31,534 When I see you, I vomit. 26 00:01:33,976 --> 00:01:37,271 Die away from me. 27 00:01:37,335 --> 00:01:39,539 Ouch. 28 00:01:40,823 --> 00:01:42,733 Sayonara. 29 00:01:47,576 --> 00:01:51,766 Donna, never have 17 syllables hurt me so much. 30 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,734 Why would he want to hurt me like that? 31 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,385 Because you're stalking him, Jackie. 32 00:01:58,455 --> 00:02:02,099 - No, really, Donna. - Jackie, really. 33 00:02:03,159 --> 00:02:06,061 You are to Hyde what Fez is to you. 34 00:02:06,135 --> 00:02:08,852 That's ridiculous. Fez and I will never happen. 35 00:02:10,391 --> 00:02:12,431 Oh, God. 36 00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:15,791 Steven and I will never happen. 37 00:02:15,864 --> 00:02:17,751 Jackie, it's all right. 38 00:02:17,815 --> 00:02:20,532 You just gotta get over this and be strong. 39 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:23,861 You're right, Donna. You're right. 40 00:02:23,927 --> 00:02:25,782 Oh, how I wish my daddy could buy him for me. 41 00:02:26,807 --> 00:02:29,655 Yeah, I know. I know. 42 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,792 This smell like chocolate to you? 43 00:03:08,315 --> 00:03:11,992 Look. I'm Paul Stanley from KISS. 44 00:03:16,156 --> 00:03:18,228 Kelso, don't play with the cheese. 45 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:21,714 These damn kids. They don't respect anything American. 46 00:03:21,787 --> 00:03:25,944 Oh, Red, this isn't about the kids misusing dairy products. 47 00:03:26,012 --> 00:03:29,623 You're still upset that Bob marched in the Veteran's Day parade. 48 00:03:30,683 --> 00:03:33,050 Well, he was only in the National Guard. 49 00:03:33,115 --> 00:03:35,188 It's called Veteran's Day... 50 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:39,089 not... Pansy-ass, National Guard... 51 00:03:39,163 --> 00:03:41,432 Wussy, Pansy-ass Day. 52 00:03:43,387 --> 00:03:45,242 Oh, come on, Red. 53 00:03:45,307 --> 00:03:48,656 Are any dirty Commies less dead because of him? 54 00:03:50,876 --> 00:03:53,265 No, I guess not. 55 00:03:53,339 --> 00:03:55,478 You're right, Kitty. 56 00:03:55,547 --> 00:03:59,541 You know, I'm gonna put away this uniform, and then we'll fire up that grill. 57 00:03:59,612 --> 00:04:01,848 Hey, Red. Some parade, huh? 58 00:04:01,915 --> 00:04:05,363 Yeah, sure was, till the National Guard got there. 59 00:04:06,619 --> 00:04:09,467 Look, I just came over to invite you to my barbecue. 60 00:04:13,564 --> 00:04:15,418 Your barbecue? 61 00:04:15,484 --> 00:04:20,153 Bob, I have an annual barbecue every Veteran's Day. 62 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:22,074 It's my day... 63 00:04:22,139 --> 00:04:23,994 because I'm a veteran. 64 00:04:25,915 --> 00:04:29,461 Well, I'm a veteran too. And I'm having a barbecue, and you can't stop me. 65 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,962 Hey, Mr. Pinciotti, I didn't know you were in the Boy Scouts. 66 00:04:42,075 --> 00:04:44,050 Ah. 67 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:47,256 Hey, everybody. This is Chip. 68 00:04:47,323 --> 00:04:50,192 He's been after me for a while now, so I just said, "What the hell?" 69 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:53,529 - Chip, it's everybody. - Hey, everybody. 70 00:04:53,595 --> 00:04:55,700 Jackie, I'll, uh, get you something to drink. 71 00:04:55,771 --> 00:04:57,626 Whatever. 72 00:04:59,931 --> 00:05:01,786 So you're with this Chip guy now? 73 00:05:01,851 --> 00:05:04,306 - Yep. - Huh. 74 00:05:04,379 --> 00:05:07,249 Why? Do you care? 75 00:05:07,324 --> 00:05:10,291 No, I mean, if you want to date this guy, that's cool. 76 00:05:10,363 --> 00:05:12,337 It is? 77 00:05:12,411 --> 00:05:16,306 And then Steven said, "That's cool." 78 00:05:16,379 --> 00:05:19,827 But not like "cool." More like he's jealous. 79 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:22,452 Jackie, or he just thinks it's cool. 80 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:25,076 Donna, it is so romantic. 81 00:05:25,147 --> 00:05:27,035 Just like West Side Story. 82 00:05:28,891 --> 00:05:31,575 Yeah, but without the dancing and the Puerto Ricans. 83 00:05:33,691 --> 00:05:36,823 Wait. Is Fez Puerto Rican? 84 00:05:38,491 --> 00:05:40,346 You know what? I don't know. 85 00:05:40,411 --> 00:05:42,266 Huh. 86 00:05:43,867 --> 00:05:46,933 This will show Red. We're gonna have the best barbecue ever. 87 00:05:47,003 --> 00:05:51,443 If there's one thing you learn in the National Guard, it's how to cook. 88 00:05:51,515 --> 00:05:54,712 Oh, I'm gonna defrost some chicken. 89 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:59,352 Mom, the Formans have a barbecue every Veteran's Day. 90 00:05:59,420 --> 00:06:02,900 - I mean, why are we having one? - Honey, this isn't about a barbecue. 91 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:05,873 This is about your father going bankrupt. 92 00:06:05,947 --> 00:06:08,882 - Now help me with these chairs. - What? What are you talking about? 93 00:06:08,955 --> 00:06:12,272 We need the chairs for people to sit on. 94 00:06:13,564 --> 00:06:16,727 No, Mom. About Dad being bankrupt. 95 00:06:16,796 --> 00:06:19,414 Your dad's appliance store's going out of business... 96 00:06:19,483 --> 00:06:21,555 'cause he can't compete with Price Mart. 97 00:06:21,627 --> 00:06:23,798 So he decided to throw a big barbecue. 98 00:06:24,795 --> 00:06:27,216 Okay, I'm still not getting this. 99 00:06:27,291 --> 00:06:31,415 Oh, your dad wants to be big shot one last time... 100 00:06:31,483 --> 00:06:35,160 before everybody discovers what a failure he is. 101 00:06:35,227 --> 00:06:38,261 - Oh, my God. - And please don't tell anybody. 102 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,665 He's very sensitive about being a failure. 103 00:06:48,219 --> 00:06:50,074 Here you go. Enjoy your burger. 104 00:06:50,139 --> 00:06:54,449 And thank you for choosing the Formans for your Veteran's Day celebration needs. 105 00:06:56,412 --> 00:06:58,833 Kitty, why is everybody over at Bob's? 106 00:06:58,907 --> 00:07:01,296 They've got chicken. 107 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:06,611 Chicken? 108 00:07:06,683 --> 00:07:11,255 Well, isn't that a surprise? A National Guardsman serving up chicken. 109 00:07:13,403 --> 00:07:17,178 He's not gonna get away with this. Eric, chop up some onions and mix it in with the meat. 110 00:07:17,243 --> 00:07:19,512 Why can't we just put the onions on top of the burger? 111 00:07:19,579 --> 00:07:23,157 Eric, do you want to win this thing or don't you? 112 00:07:25,435 --> 00:07:28,053 Okay, not-crazy Dad. 113 00:07:29,595 --> 00:07:32,792 - Eric, can I talk to you? - Uh, not really, Donna. I got to bust hump. 114 00:07:32,859 --> 00:07:36,372 - My dad wants to crush your dad's barbecue. - What? Why? 115 00:07:36,443 --> 00:07:40,436 Well, apparently, my dad believes that if your dad's barbecue is better than his... 116 00:07:40,507 --> 00:07:43,355 America will fall to the Russkies. 117 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:47,510 Did you ever stop to think that maybe my dad's barbecue is really important to him? 118 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,940 Uh, no. 119 00:07:54,011 --> 00:07:56,433 Because it's just a stupid barbecue. 120 00:07:57,403 --> 00:07:59,257 It's not stupid. 121 00:07:59,323 --> 00:08:01,428 I'm so sick of your dad. He's such a jerk. 122 00:08:01,499 --> 00:08:04,019 Whoa. My dad's a jerk? 123 00:08:04,091 --> 00:08:08,466 Well, Donna, your dad's a jerk, and he's just copying my dad. 124 00:08:08,539 --> 00:08:11,987 And your dad didn't even fight in the war. 125 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,913 You're just a National Guard kid. 126 00:08:13,979 --> 00:08:17,240 Yeah, I said it. What? What? 127 00:08:17,307 --> 00:08:19,925 Oh, yeah? Well, you and Red are going down. 128 00:08:19,995 --> 00:08:21,850 And you know what else? I was wrong, Eric. 129 00:08:21,915 --> 00:08:24,566 Red's not a jerk. He's an ass, and you're an ass. 130 00:08:24,635 --> 00:08:27,864 'Cause the ass doesn't fall far from the ass tree. "What did I say, what?" 131 00:08:40,443 --> 00:08:44,753 Man, I can't believe Jackie chose that guy over me. 132 00:08:44,827 --> 00:08:47,064 - Or me for that matter. - Yeah, that's true. 133 00:08:47,131 --> 00:08:48,986 'Cause you're a good-looking guy. 134 00:08:50,267 --> 00:08:52,176 Back at you, Kelso. 135 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:56,315 Your eyelashes, they go for, like, miles. 136 00:08:56,379 --> 00:08:58,583 I've heard that. 137 00:08:58,651 --> 00:09:01,967 Yeah. I'm what's known as "man-pretty." 138 00:09:04,603 --> 00:09:08,629 Bad news, Dad. The Pinciottis have... these. 139 00:09:10,491 --> 00:09:13,306 Red, white and blue napkins? 140 00:09:13,371 --> 00:09:15,760 That clever S.O.B. 141 00:09:16,987 --> 00:09:19,376 And I cheaped out and went for the plain white. 142 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,477 So what, now we surrender? 143 00:09:24,827 --> 00:09:26,682 Surrender? 144 00:09:26,747 --> 00:09:31,602 You know, if this were an actual war, you'd be the first in a body bag. 145 00:09:31,675 --> 00:09:34,490 Yes, sir. I'm gonna go refill the ketchups. 146 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,201 Schlitz. 147 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:53,465 Hey, Jackie. Who's that hot guy you brought with you? 148 00:09:53,531 --> 00:09:56,346 Back off! I need him for right now... 149 00:09:56,411 --> 00:09:59,029 but you can have him when I'm done, as usual. 150 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:05,298 Wait a second, Jackie. Are you working an angle here? Nice. 151 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:08,273 No, there's no angle. 152 00:10:08,347 --> 00:10:10,289 I just want to see if I can make Steven jealous. 153 00:10:10,363 --> 00:10:13,178 So you're gonna sleep with him a couple of times and see what happens. 154 00:10:13,243 --> 00:10:16,472 - Yeah, I've been down that road. - No! 155 00:10:16,539 --> 00:10:21,046 Oh, you're such a child. Send him to my room when you're done. 156 00:10:23,899 --> 00:10:26,932 - So, you and Jackie, huh? - Yeah, isn't she something? 157 00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:30,778 - Sure. - Sometimes, though, I kind of hate it when she talks. 158 00:10:30,843 --> 00:10:34,040 I hear you. 159 00:10:34,107 --> 00:10:36,725 And she's always talking. 160 00:10:36,795 --> 00:10:39,762 But, I figure it's worth it if I can nail her. 161 00:10:40,763 --> 00:10:42,617 Huh. 162 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,366 Yeah, you should probably think about that, man. 163 00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:47,704 You know, I mean, Jackie's kind of young. 164 00:10:47,771 --> 00:10:51,416 - She only had, like, one boyfriend, so... - Hey, that's not a big surprise. 165 00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:53,425 You know, she's a bitch. 166 00:10:55,419 --> 00:10:57,328 Oh, no. 167 00:11:01,403 --> 00:11:03,258 - Steven, what happened? - What? 168 00:11:03,323 --> 00:11:08,691 Nothing. Just somebody... And then the guy said "bitch," and there's nothing. 169 00:11:10,779 --> 00:11:13,496 Oh, my God. He called me a bitch? 170 00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:15,734 And you hit him. And that's what happened, isn't it? 171 00:11:16,826 --> 00:11:18,681 No. 172 00:11:19,706 --> 00:11:24,179 Liar. I am the bitch, and you love me. 173 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:34,038 Stop staring at me. 174 00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:38,482 Quit it. I'm not this guy. 175 00:11:40,315 --> 00:11:43,032 Oh, God. 176 00:11:50,986 --> 00:11:54,052 Oh, Steven, I saw what happened. Is your girlfriend okay? 177 00:11:57,706 --> 00:11:59,615 My girlfriend? 178 00:11:59,690 --> 00:12:04,447 Yeah, the-the bossy, little, mean one you're always hanging around with. 179 00:12:04,522 --> 00:12:07,391 - Oh, uh, Jackie. - She's not my girlfriend. 180 00:12:07,466 --> 00:12:09,768 Are you sure? 181 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:11,874 Yes, I'm sure. 182 00:12:11,947 --> 00:12:16,682 I don't like her. She's... shallow and rich and mean and bossy. 183 00:12:16,747 --> 00:12:21,286 - She's everything that I hate. - But, Steven, you hate everything. 184 00:12:21,354 --> 00:12:25,762 - What's that supposed to mean? - Well, it means that maybe you like her... 185 00:12:25,835 --> 00:12:28,704 'cause I kind of think you do. 186 00:12:28,778 --> 00:12:32,073 No. How could I like her? 187 00:12:32,138 --> 00:12:34,560 Because I don't like her. Because I can't like her. 188 00:12:34,635 --> 00:12:37,537 Mrs. Forman, if I like her, shoot me. 189 00:12:37,611 --> 00:12:39,466 Pow! 190 00:12:51,594 --> 00:12:53,675 Jackie, get your car. We're going on a freakin' date. 191 00:13:00,395 --> 00:13:04,770 Oh, my God. It's a Veteran's Day miracle. 192 00:13:11,786 --> 00:13:13,641 Red, white and blue cheeseburgers. 193 00:13:13,706 --> 00:13:15,779 Eric, you're a genius. 194 00:13:15,851 --> 00:13:18,469 Voilą. 195 00:13:18,539 --> 00:13:20,394 Sparkler dogs. 196 00:13:20,459 --> 00:13:22,531 God bless America. 197 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:26,214 - Freshly squeezed. - That's fresh. 198 00:13:27,338 --> 00:13:29,640 Ah, beer in the bottle. 199 00:13:29,707 --> 00:13:32,074 That's class. 200 00:13:32,138 --> 00:13:36,294 - The keg is tapped. - Bend over and kiss it good-bye, Bob. 201 00:13:36,362 --> 00:13:40,039 Here comes the big one. 202 00:13:41,514 --> 00:13:43,587 A keg? 203 00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:45,513 Oh, great. 204 00:13:45,578 --> 00:13:47,650 Red's gone nuclear. 205 00:13:47,722 --> 00:13:50,275 This barbecue is over. 206 00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:53,543 Dad, that's it? You're just gonna give up? 207 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:55,912 We had sparkler dogs. We could win this thing. 208 00:13:55,979 --> 00:13:59,012 No. Donna, thanks. But it's over. 209 00:13:59,082 --> 00:14:04,036 I just wanted one big blowout. One last hurrah, you know? 210 00:14:04,107 --> 00:14:07,009 Oh, why didn't I rent the one-man band? 211 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:22,665 This is the best date ever. 212 00:14:24,842 --> 00:14:27,657 Jackie, we haven't talked in 30 minutes. 213 00:14:27,722 --> 00:14:32,294 That's okay. Steven, you don't have to say anything. 214 00:14:32,362 --> 00:14:34,369 I understand you. 215 00:14:34,442 --> 00:14:37,377 - Oh, you do, do you? - Sure. 216 00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:40,003 Okay, so you're probably sitting there thinking... 217 00:14:40,074 --> 00:14:42,246 "I'm on this date with this girl... 218 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,381 "who really, really likes me. 219 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:48,319 And she's so beautiful." 220 00:14:48,394 --> 00:14:50,631 - Jackie. - Hush. 221 00:14:52,619 --> 00:14:55,336 And you're wondering... 222 00:14:55,402 --> 00:14:57,638 "How can I open up to her... 223 00:14:57,706 --> 00:15:01,568 "when everyone I have ever loved have abandoned me? 224 00:15:01,642 --> 00:15:04,130 Am I even worthy of love?" 225 00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:10,281 Well, you are, Steven. You are. 226 00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:19,939 It's okay, Steven. It's okay. Know what? Let it out. 227 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,865 - Let it all out. - Okay. 228 00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:23,785 It's okay. 229 00:15:29,322 --> 00:15:31,940 - Let's go home. - Oh, come on. I'm kidding. 230 00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:35,785 No, this is all right. We can hang out here for a while, okay? 231 00:15:36,906 --> 00:15:39,524 God. 232 00:15:39,594 --> 00:15:41,798 Here, have some of my pop. 233 00:15:41,866 --> 00:15:43,874 Sure. 234 00:15:53,322 --> 00:15:55,810 Okay. 235 00:15:55,882 --> 00:16:00,835 - Well, we've gone through three batches of ambrosia salad. - Three batches! 236 00:16:00,906 --> 00:16:04,583 Not since D-day has there been such a complete and glorious victory. 237 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:06,952 Oh, hi, Donna. 238 00:16:07,018 --> 00:16:08,873 Well, I hope you're all happy. 239 00:16:08,938 --> 00:16:11,753 'Cause you ruined my dad's barbecue. 240 00:16:11,818 --> 00:16:14,469 All he wanted was one more good day before everybody found out... 241 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,156 that his store was closing, and he's going bankrupt. 242 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,976 - Wait. What? - Yeah. Bargain Bob's is closing this week... 243 00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:22,725 so congratulations. 244 00:16:22,794 --> 00:16:25,576 Oh, my God. I feel so bad. 245 00:16:25,642 --> 00:16:29,864 Well, you should. You ruined his barbecue. 246 00:16:31,242 --> 00:16:33,544 Why would you do that? 247 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:36,927 What? Me? You were... 248 00:16:37,002 --> 00:16:40,351 Eric, for God's sakes, the man is almost a veteran. 249 00:16:43,338 --> 00:16:46,021 Okay, fine. You know what? Fine. It's all my fault. 250 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:49,505 But, Dad, you, you gotta make everyone here go next door. 251 00:16:49,578 --> 00:16:51,782 Eric, you're right. We have got to go over there. 252 00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:54,272 They are our neighbors. They are our best friends. 253 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,575 Yeah, I suppose. 254 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:02,050 All right, freeloaders. Let's move it on over to Bob's. 255 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:05,896 - Eric, grab that keg. - Okay, I'm on it. 256 00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:22,537 Hey, what's everybody doing here? 257 00:17:22,602 --> 00:17:25,090 Congratulations, Bob, you really out-barbecued me. 258 00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:27,431 I gotta say. You're one hell of a guy. 259 00:17:29,578 --> 00:17:33,506 Oh, Bob. We just love you so much. 260 00:17:33,578 --> 00:17:37,506 Midge, you told. 261 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:43,878 Look, Bob. I just want you to know that... 262 00:17:43,946 --> 00:17:47,208 you've been a real good neighbor and a real good friend. 263 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,478 And if you ever need it, I'm here for you. 264 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:52,132 Thanks, Red. 265 00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:54,057 Oh, but, uh... 266 00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:56,511 I can't help you if you cry, Bob. 267 00:17:58,058 --> 00:18:01,353 - Don't cry. - These are tears of joy, Red. 268 00:18:01,418 --> 00:18:03,687 Yeah, that's bad too, Bob. 269 00:18:06,826 --> 00:18:09,095 Move! 270 00:18:09,162 --> 00:18:11,017 Come on. 271 00:18:13,002 --> 00:18:15,653 - Hey. - Oh, hey. What's up? Hi. 272 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,385 Look, I'm sorry. 273 00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:23,719 Everyone came by, and I know you did that... 274 00:18:23,786 --> 00:18:26,022 so... thanks. 275 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:28,327 No, Donna. I'm sorry. 276 00:18:28,394 --> 00:18:30,849 Look, you know that I wouldn't have acted like such a jerk... 277 00:18:30,922 --> 00:18:34,217 if I knew something so terrible was happening to your dad. 278 00:18:34,282 --> 00:18:37,478 No, I know. I know. It's okay. 279 00:18:37,546 --> 00:18:40,230 - My folks didn't want me to say anything, so. - Yeah. 280 00:18:40,298 --> 00:18:42,948 No, I mean. Yeah. 281 00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:44,873 Yeah. 282 00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:48,872 Are you okay? 283 00:18:48,938 --> 00:18:51,840 Yeah, and no. 284 00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:55,144 I don't know. 285 00:19:07,178 --> 00:19:09,731 So... 286 00:19:09,802 --> 00:19:11,874 our first date's almost over. 287 00:19:11,946 --> 00:19:14,248 Yeah. 288 00:19:14,314 --> 00:19:16,932 What'd you think? 289 00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:22,437 It was no worse than bowling. 290 00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:25,255 I... I don't hate bowling. 291 00:19:42,602 --> 00:19:45,155 Huh. 292 00:19:46,922 --> 00:19:49,289 Okay. I didn't feel anything. 293 00:19:50,474 --> 00:19:54,784 - Nothing? - No, I mean, the kiss was hot, but... 294 00:19:57,354 --> 00:19:59,459 Well, did you feel something? 295 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:03,326 Uh, no. 296 00:20:04,778 --> 00:20:07,712 Well, no. 297 00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:16,552 So I guess that's it then. 298 00:20:16,618 --> 00:20:19,106 Turns out you were right about us all along. 299 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,032 Yeah. 300 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,865 So what happens now? 301 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:31,044 I'm not opposed to doing it. 302 00:20:31,114 --> 00:20:32,968 Take me home, you pig. 303 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,388 Yes, dear. 304 00:20:40,814 --> 00:20:42,669 Fez. 305 00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:46,855 I don't feel so good. 306 00:20:46,926 --> 00:20:48,781 Me neither. 307 00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:50,951 You see a horse? 308 00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:54,533 - Yes, I do. - Is it pink? 309 00:20:55,534 --> 00:20:57,770 Uh-huh. 310 00:21:00,142 --> 00:21:05,292 This was the best barbecue ever.