1 00:00:03,796 --> 00:00:06,611 Well... 2 00:00:06,676 --> 00:00:09,010 Okay. Now that we're all in the van... 3 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:11,050 and you guys can't change your mind... 4 00:00:11,124 --> 00:00:13,545 I just want you to know that we're not exactly... 5 00:00:13,619 --> 00:00:17,198 on the way to my uncle's fabulous cabin in the woods. 6 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:19,210 It's really more of an ice shack. 7 00:00:19,283 --> 00:00:21,138 Did you say ice shack? 8 00:00:21,203 --> 00:00:23,440 Hmm? Yeah. 9 00:00:23,507 --> 00:00:25,482 Oh, and, uh, the hot tub... 10 00:00:25,556 --> 00:00:27,410 It's really more of a garbage can. 11 00:00:28,788 --> 00:00:31,406 Oh, but it's also the bathroom, so... 12 00:00:31,476 --> 00:00:35,338 - Kelso, turn this van around! - No, Donna, wait. 13 00:00:35,412 --> 00:00:37,266 Is there beer? 14 00:00:37,332 --> 00:00:40,648 Tons. Hey, and we don't even need a refrigerator... 15 00:00:40,724 --> 00:00:43,506 'cause it's so freakin' cold. 16 00:00:44,660 --> 00:00:46,514 - Paradise. - Yeah. 17 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:49,263 Oh, and, uh, before we pick up Jackie... 18 00:00:49,331 --> 00:00:51,698 I just want to make sure everybody knows what this trip is about. 19 00:00:51,763 --> 00:00:53,454 The fabulous hot-tub toilet? 20 00:00:54,932 --> 00:00:57,583 No. Eric, tell her about my master plan. 21 00:00:57,652 --> 00:01:01,874 Oh. Yeah. See, Kelso, when you start a sentence with the words "master plan," 22 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:05,071 I just kind of know it's gonna be stupid, so I just naturally tune out. 23 00:01:06,996 --> 00:01:10,858 Okay, well, my master plan is... 24 00:01:10,932 --> 00:01:14,227 Eric! Pay attention! 25 00:01:15,251 --> 00:01:17,106 This is about a romantic double date. 26 00:01:17,171 --> 00:01:19,026 It's you and Donna and me and Jackie. 27 00:01:19,091 --> 00:01:23,281 Kelso, you do know you're not actually dating Jackie, right? 28 00:01:23,347 --> 00:01:25,486 That's why it's a secret double date. 29 00:01:25,555 --> 00:01:28,490 See, I told Jackie that the whole gang was coming... 30 00:01:28,564 --> 00:01:31,280 but then, I didn't invite Hyde, especially not Fez. 31 00:01:31,348 --> 00:01:33,202 He's all over Jackie. 32 00:01:33,268 --> 00:01:36,115 Look. I'm not doing this. Turn this van around! 33 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,034 No! I need you guys. 34 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:40,401 See, if you're there... You guys are, like, the perfect couple. 35 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,322 And... And if you're there... 36 00:01:42,387 --> 00:01:45,268 then, I can just copy all the sissy, loser things that Eric does for you. 37 00:01:47,155 --> 00:01:49,098 I really do enjoy your sissy, loser things. 38 00:01:49,171 --> 00:01:52,488 Yeah, like when I had first dibs on that seat, but I took the hump. 39 00:01:52,564 --> 00:01:55,280 It's a small price to pay to keep my lady happy. 40 00:01:56,308 --> 00:01:58,675 Exactly. I want to be that dork. 41 00:01:58,740 --> 00:02:00,169 Hmm. 42 00:02:02,132 --> 00:02:05,481 - Kelso, why are you speeding up? - I gotta beat this light. 43 00:02:05,556 --> 00:02:08,273 - Why? - I just... I gotta! 44 00:02:11,347 --> 00:02:13,169 Damn it! 45 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:21,160 What are you doing? 46 00:02:21,235 --> 00:02:23,374 I've been chasing you for six blocks. 47 00:02:24,595 --> 00:02:26,930 I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't see you. 48 00:02:26,995 --> 00:02:30,956 Yeah, nice try. I know all about your master plan. 49 00:02:31,028 --> 00:02:32,915 Now, drive, you sneaky son of a bitch. 50 00:03:12,343 --> 00:03:14,230 You brought me to an outhouse? 51 00:03:14,296 --> 00:03:18,038 Actually, Jackie... That's the outhouse. 52 00:03:18,103 --> 00:03:20,623 No! No, it's an ice shack, for fishing. 53 00:03:20,695 --> 00:03:22,932 I... This is gonna be a blast. 54 00:03:22,999 --> 00:03:25,846 I me... It is so beautiful out here. 55 00:03:25,912 --> 00:03:29,207 Plus, I brought lotion. 56 00:03:34,104 --> 00:03:36,559 Ooh, it's kinda cold. 57 00:03:36,632 --> 00:03:40,526 Here, take my jacket. 58 00:03:40,599 --> 00:03:42,509 I love you. 59 00:03:42,584 --> 00:03:46,642 God, we are such the... perfect couple. 60 00:03:47,607 --> 00:03:49,167 I'm cold too. 61 00:03:49,239 --> 00:03:51,989 Well, damn, Jackie. I can't control the weather! 62 00:03:54,104 --> 00:03:57,682 Here, Jackie, take my coat. 63 00:03:57,752 --> 00:04:00,239 Ohh, thanks, Fez. 64 00:04:02,744 --> 00:04:05,613 So, sweetie, what do you want to do? 65 00:04:05,687 --> 00:04:08,436 - Whatever you want to do, honey. - I want to go inside. 66 00:04:08,504 --> 00:04:11,220 - That's what I want to do too. - Oh, my God! Let's go. 67 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:16,207 Hey, what the hell was that jacket business, man? 68 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:18,352 Uh, you're making me look bad. 69 00:04:18,423 --> 00:04:21,205 Look, Kelso, you are my good, good friend... 70 00:04:21,271 --> 00:04:23,278 but I will stop at nothing to win Jackie... 71 00:04:23,351 --> 00:04:25,293 and if you're in my way, I will destroy you. 72 00:04:28,183 --> 00:04:30,190 This is nice, you coming home for lunch. 73 00:04:30,263 --> 00:04:32,597 Yeah. 74 00:04:38,776 --> 00:04:41,045 Good afternoon, sunshine. 75 00:04:41,111 --> 00:04:43,445 So, what have you got planned for today? 76 00:04:43,511 --> 00:04:48,913 Same as every day. Lie on the couch, do my nails, avoid talking to you. 77 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,894 It's not going that well, so far. 78 00:04:56,056 --> 00:04:59,765 Red, that girl does nothing but party all night and sleep all day. 79 00:04:59,831 --> 00:05:02,166 She's gonna end up like Aunt Martha. 80 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:05,549 Remember the beer gut on her? 81 00:05:05,623 --> 00:05:08,787 She's not gonna end up like Fat Martha. 82 00:05:10,104 --> 00:05:13,966 Poor woman got so large she couldn't play putt-putt. 83 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,014 Geez, don't remind me. 84 00:05:16,087 --> 00:05:19,403 That par two was the longest three hours of my life. 85 00:05:19,479 --> 00:05:23,156 Red, your daughter is drifting. So what are you gonna do? 86 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:25,395 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 87 00:05:25,464 --> 00:05:28,082 I'm gonna start eating my lunch at the office. 88 00:05:33,527 --> 00:05:36,113 Leo, man, glad you're here. I've been really busy. 89 00:05:36,183 --> 00:05:41,715 Oh, yeah? I guess my "buy one, get one free" flyer is really bringing in the business. 90 00:05:41,784 --> 00:05:44,271 That's 'cause you forgot the "buy one" part. 91 00:05:46,967 --> 00:05:48,822 Oh, no. 92 00:05:48,887 --> 00:05:50,742 Well, good thing we're closing early, man... 93 00:05:50,807 --> 00:05:52,880 'cause I need you to give me a ride over to my Cousin Larry's. 94 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:56,181 - I don't have a car, man. - You can drive mine, man. 95 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:01,741 - I can't drive since my license got suspended. - Why? What'd you do? 96 00:06:01,815 --> 00:06:04,815 Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? 97 00:06:04,887 --> 00:06:07,342 And it just hung there, suspended. 98 00:06:08,855 --> 00:06:11,277 And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light. 99 00:06:21,719 --> 00:06:24,207 Boy, ice fishing's fun. 100 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:28,174 I like this place, out here in the middle of a frozen lake. 101 00:06:28,247 --> 00:06:31,630 It's cozy, don't you think, Jackie? 102 00:06:34,391 --> 00:06:37,140 If by "cozy," you mean "small and smelly," then, yes! 103 00:06:39,127 --> 00:06:41,462 Good one, Jackie. 104 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:43,283 That's funny. 105 00:06:43,351 --> 00:06:46,034 Well, she needs a sense of humor with an unfaithful ex-boyfriend... 106 00:06:46,104 --> 00:06:48,438 who brings her to a dump like this. 107 00:06:48,503 --> 00:06:51,023 Ow. 108 00:06:51,095 --> 00:06:54,030 - Nice. - Thank you. 109 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:56,591 I mean, Eric would never take Donna to a place like this. 110 00:06:56,664 --> 00:06:58,518 Fez, it wouldn't matter where we were. 111 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:00,591 - Just being together makes it fun. - Aw. 112 00:07:00,663 --> 00:07:02,735 But I would never bring you to a place like this... 113 00:07:02,807 --> 00:07:06,222 because I know that you don't like such small, smelly places. 114 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:08,532 You know me so well. 115 00:07:08,599 --> 00:07:10,454 Eskimo kiss. 116 00:07:16,567 --> 00:07:19,469 Too bad Kelso doesn't know anything about Jackie. 117 00:07:19,543 --> 00:07:23,318 Whoa. That is not true. I know everything about her. 118 00:07:23,383 --> 00:07:26,929 In fact, I'll bet I know more about Jackie than Eric knows about Donna. 119 00:07:26,999 --> 00:07:29,203 Whoa, Kelso. Walk before you run, baby. 120 00:07:32,055 --> 00:07:34,291 You think you know me, Michael? Then prove it. 121 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,694 Oh, I have an idea. 122 00:07:36,759 --> 00:07:39,509 Let's play The Newlywed Game. 123 00:07:39,575 --> 00:07:42,160 Eric and Donna versus Kelso and Jackie. 124 00:07:42,231 --> 00:07:45,843 And I will be the impartial judge who gets Jackie in the end. 125 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,425 What? 126 00:07:49,495 --> 00:07:52,245 I mean, uh, good... good luck to everyone. 127 00:08:06,743 --> 00:08:08,686 Hey, Leo, what's in the bag, man? 128 00:08:08,759 --> 00:08:11,509 How can I put this? 129 00:08:12,791 --> 00:08:15,693 Let's just say in this bag are illegal drugs. 130 00:08:17,847 --> 00:08:20,433 What? Come on, man. You know I'm on probation! 131 00:08:20,503 --> 00:08:24,911 Nah, it's cool, man. All you have to do is just not get pulled over. 132 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,372 What did I just tell you, man? 133 00:08:35,191 --> 00:08:39,501 Gentlemen, our ladies have already written down the answers to their questions. 134 00:08:41,111 --> 00:08:42,965 First up, Eric. 135 00:08:43,031 --> 00:08:46,708 Eric, what is Donna's favorite pizza topping? 136 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,750 Pepperoni. 137 00:08:49,815 --> 00:08:51,670 - Donna? - Pepperoni! 138 00:08:54,007 --> 00:08:57,619 - We're such the perfect couple! - I know! 139 00:08:57,687 --> 00:08:59,923 Now, Kelso... 140 00:08:59,991 --> 00:09:01,901 Mushrooms! 141 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:05,357 No, no, no, no, no. That is not your question. 142 00:09:05,431 --> 00:09:07,853 - And minus two for interrupting the host. - Oh. 143 00:09:07,927 --> 00:09:09,967 - Minus two. - Okay, sorry. 144 00:09:10,039 --> 00:09:12,887 It's okay. Minus two. 145 00:09:14,807 --> 00:09:19,629 Now, Kelso, last summer you "accidently"... 146 00:09:19,703 --> 00:09:22,551 bounced Jackie off a trampoline. 147 00:09:22,615 --> 00:09:25,365 When she woke up in the hospital, what were her first words? 148 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:29,555 Oh, uh, you... "Michael, you idiot." 149 00:09:33,623 --> 00:09:35,183 Michael, you remembered! 150 00:09:35,255 --> 00:09:38,070 Wow, he remembered. 151 00:09:39,639 --> 00:09:43,468 Okay, Eric, according to Donna what is Donna's last name? 152 00:09:45,303 --> 00:09:46,929 Pinciotti. 153 00:09:46,999 --> 00:09:48,908 Oh, my God! 154 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:51,958 Yes! 155 00:09:52,023 --> 00:09:54,063 Correct. 156 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:58,252 Now, Kelso... 157 00:09:58,327 --> 00:10:02,004 Jackie has distant relatives in the Cook Islands. 158 00:10:02,071 --> 00:10:05,715 In the early 1900s, what species of turtle did they save from extinction? 159 00:10:08,055 --> 00:10:10,422 Take your time. 160 00:10:11,383 --> 00:10:13,238 Ladderback. 161 00:10:17,623 --> 00:10:20,208 Michael, you're amazing! 162 00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:22,960 Oh. 163 00:10:23,031 --> 00:10:26,478 No, no, no, no. No hugging! 164 00:10:26,551 --> 00:10:28,210 I'm sorry, all right? I forgot. 165 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:31,574 That's right, and let's try to remember that, little lady. 166 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:36,949 Well, the score is horribly close. 167 00:10:37,014 --> 00:10:39,218 I'm very impressed, Michael. 168 00:10:39,286 --> 00:10:42,996 Yeah, well, I guess you just remember things about those you care about. 169 00:10:43,063 --> 00:10:45,933 Oh, please. I'm gonna puke. 170 00:10:47,574 --> 00:10:51,437 Let's get this nightmare over with. 171 00:10:51,511 --> 00:10:53,366 Okay, Donna... 172 00:10:53,431 --> 00:10:56,301 if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? 173 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:59,790 Um, well, there's stuff I'd change... 174 00:10:59,863 --> 00:11:01,805 but I know Eric, and he'd say "Nothing." 175 00:11:01,879 --> 00:11:05,621 No, but, wait. But that's not the question. 176 00:11:05,687 --> 00:11:08,207 Wh-Why? What'd you answer? 177 00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:10,996 It doesn't matter what I answered, because you answered wrong and I don't... 178 00:11:11,063 --> 00:11:12,918 I don't... I don't want to play anymore. 179 00:11:15,991 --> 00:11:18,642 "Huge Wile E. Coyote feet"? 180 00:11:20,439 --> 00:11:22,894 What the hell does that mean? 181 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:25,618 It means you have enormous feet. Jackie... 182 00:11:27,671 --> 00:11:29,646 Whoa, whoa, Fez. 183 00:11:29,719 --> 00:11:31,573 Eric, you think I have enormous feet? 184 00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:33,777 No. No, no. You think that. 185 00:11:33,847 --> 00:11:37,262 Last week, you said you hated your "huge Wile E. Coyote feet." 186 00:11:37,335 --> 00:11:40,718 - Eric, I only said that so you'd say they're not big. - And they're not big. 187 00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:44,206 I'm sorry, but, dude, that's a lie. 188 00:11:46,263 --> 00:11:48,532 Oh, my God, I don't believe this. 189 00:11:48,599 --> 00:11:50,803 No, Donna, no, you're looking at this all wrong. 190 00:11:50,871 --> 00:11:55,443 Big feet make you, like, really stable. You know? 191 00:11:57,399 --> 00:11:59,821 Really hard to... knock over. 192 00:11:59,895 --> 00:12:01,782 Get bent. 193 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,148 See? I have small feet. 194 00:12:04,215 --> 00:12:07,696 That's where... Donna? Are you going somewhere, honey? 195 00:12:10,967 --> 00:12:14,861 Okay, this is it. 196 00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:19,726 For all the marbles. 197 00:12:19,799 --> 00:12:21,653 Jackie. What was your answer? 198 00:12:21,719 --> 00:12:23,726 Um, hmm... 199 00:12:23,799 --> 00:12:26,865 well if I had to change one thing about me... 200 00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:30,547 it would have to be that... 201 00:12:30,615 --> 00:12:32,884 I'm too cute and all other girls are jealous. 202 00:12:32,951 --> 00:12:34,445 Kelso? 203 00:12:53,111 --> 00:12:56,013 Oh, my God, Michael! That's amazing! 204 00:12:56,087 --> 00:12:58,640 Oh! I... Oh, my God, I almost... 205 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,980 Oh, my God. I gotta go talk to Donna. 206 00:13:07,063 --> 00:13:10,511 Who would know that you would win a battle of wits? 207 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:13,070 Yeah. 208 00:13:13,142 --> 00:13:15,957 Turns out that the key to winning Jackie's heart... 209 00:13:16,022 --> 00:13:17,909 was in the last place I thought to look... 210 00:13:17,975 --> 00:13:19,950 my own brain. 211 00:13:26,686 --> 00:13:30,909 Donna, I think I'm actually feeling something for Michael, you know? 212 00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:35,599 Donna, would you please stop looking at your feet and listen to me? 213 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:41,211 A boyfriend is supposed to tell you the things you don't like about yourself are fine. 214 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:44,660 Like last week, I told Eric his pecs were getting bigger. 215 00:13:44,734 --> 00:13:46,589 But I mean, come on. 216 00:13:46,654 --> 00:13:50,516 If you lie him on his back, you could fill up his chest with water. 217 00:13:51,838 --> 00:13:54,259 Maybe I'm just lonely. 218 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,182 Or I need a sign from, like, God. 219 00:13:57,246 --> 00:13:59,101 Or, I don't know. 220 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,206 Maybe I just need someone to tell me if I'm crazy. 221 00:14:01,278 --> 00:14:03,863 Jackie, you're crazy. 222 00:14:04,926 --> 00:14:06,835 Not you, Bigfoot. 223 00:14:10,526 --> 00:14:12,500 Hi, honey. How was... 224 00:14:12,574 --> 00:14:15,509 Oh, not over yet. 225 00:14:15,582 --> 00:14:17,622 No, it's not, Red. 226 00:14:17,694 --> 00:14:19,548 Go make Laurie do something with her life. 227 00:14:23,198 --> 00:14:26,395 I mean it. Now! 228 00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:29,429 Oh. You know, when a guy comes home from work... 229 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,699 he just wants to sit down and have a nice quiet beer. 230 00:14:32,766 --> 00:14:35,701 Well, she drank your beer because she doesn't have a future. 231 00:14:38,207 --> 00:14:41,054 Fine, Kitty. I'm going! 232 00:14:41,118 --> 00:14:43,802 Okay, honey. First of all... 233 00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:47,448 always save one beer for Daddy. 234 00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,237 Okay. 235 00:14:50,302 --> 00:14:52,822 Second of all... 236 00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:56,309 we feel that you need to get some direction in your life. 237 00:14:57,406 --> 00:14:59,676 And by "we," I mean your mother. 238 00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:03,288 See, honey. I'm not really worried. 239 00:15:03,358 --> 00:15:06,075 'Cause I know you're gonna find a nice guy and get married. 240 00:15:06,142 --> 00:15:07,801 - Exactly. - Right. 241 00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:13,304 Someone who can take care of you, who's rich, who's... not Kelso. 242 00:15:15,006 --> 00:15:17,723 And I think this is a plan that might just work out for you. 243 00:15:18,686 --> 00:15:21,435 Okay. 244 00:15:21,502 --> 00:15:25,048 But, Daddy, I mean, if I wanted to have a career of my own, I could, right? 245 00:15:26,494 --> 00:15:29,211 Well, sure. 246 00:15:29,278 --> 00:15:33,304 I just don't want you to set yourself up for... 247 00:15:34,494 --> 00:15:36,348 Like what happened at the college... 248 00:15:37,598 --> 00:15:42,900 I-If you set the bar too high, the fall might be... 249 00:15:44,638 --> 00:15:49,690 You see, you're just... so pretty. 250 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:53,685 Here's five dollars. 251 00:15:59,870 --> 00:16:01,725 Good evening, gentlemen. 252 00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:04,659 Is there a problem, "ossifer?" 253 00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:11,766 Did you just say "ossifer?" 254 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,740 Uh, no sir, I'm sorry. 255 00:16:14,813 --> 00:16:16,952 I distinctly heard him say officer, sir. 256 00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:18,778 Uh-huh. 257 00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:22,010 I pulled you over because your left brake light is out. 258 00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:24,631 I'm gonna have to write you up a warning. 259 00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:27,997 Close one, man. 260 00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:31,062 I thought for sure he was gonna ask what's in the bag. 261 00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:34,299 I'm still right here. 262 00:16:35,326 --> 00:16:36,853 Uh-oh. 263 00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:51,254 - Dog food? - We were framed! 264 00:16:54,558 --> 00:16:58,453 I mean... Of course it's dog food. 265 00:16:58,526 --> 00:17:00,981 What'd you think it was? Illegal drugs? 266 00:17:03,262 --> 00:17:05,848 All right, weirdos. 267 00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:07,773 Drive safe. 268 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:17,016 Dog food? 269 00:17:17,086 --> 00:17:21,047 Yeah. I mean... Oh, wait, man. 270 00:17:21,118 --> 00:17:25,308 If the dog food's in this bag, then where's... 271 00:17:25,374 --> 00:17:28,440 Oh, wow. I gotta check on my dog, man! 272 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,811 - Jackie, I... - Don't speak, Michael. 273 00:17:37,886 --> 00:17:40,089 I am very close to letting myself experience... 274 00:17:40,157 --> 00:17:42,132 strong feelings of not hating you. 275 00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:44,061 I just need a sign. 276 00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:46,198 I brought the lotion. 277 00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:51,677 No, okay. I want you to guess a number between one and ten. 278 00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:53,203 - Seven. - Guess again. 279 00:17:53,278 --> 00:17:55,449 - Three. - Close enough. Let's go. 280 00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:59,096 Jackie, if you go out that door with him... 281 00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,784 whatever we might have had between us is over forever. 282 00:18:08,286 --> 00:18:11,603 Look! The reason I haven't done anything with my life... 283 00:18:11,678 --> 00:18:13,620 is because I didn't know what I wanted to do. 284 00:18:13,694 --> 00:18:16,476 Well, the post office has a dental plan that's supposed... 285 00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:18,581 Shh! 286 00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:24,823 But, Daddy, you forced me to sit down and think about it... 287 00:18:24,894 --> 00:18:27,796 and now, I have found my passion! 288 00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:29,725 Hair! 289 00:18:33,886 --> 00:18:36,471 The musical? 290 00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:39,770 No! Hair! 291 00:18:39,838 --> 00:18:41,692 I'm going to beauty school! 292 00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:44,954 This isn't something you do through the mail, is it? 293 00:18:46,174 --> 00:18:48,727 No! It's a real school. 294 00:18:48,798 --> 00:18:53,915 - Oh, well, yea! - Congratulations, sweetheart. 295 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,093 - So, Kitty, what do you think? - Eh. 296 00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:01,053 Yeah. 297 00:19:05,438 --> 00:19:10,523 Well, looks like Jackie and Kelso are back together. 298 00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:15,325 I won and Fez lost I won and Fez lost 299 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:23,126 - You guys, what happened? - I don't know. The van just started shakin'. 300 00:19:23,198 --> 00:19:25,085 Uh, guys. 301 00:19:36,573 --> 00:19:40,086 Quick! Everyone give me your belts. Together we can pull it out. 302 00:19:41,373 --> 00:19:45,018 Come on! 303 00:19:46,302 --> 00:19:48,157 Gi... 304 00:19:50,302 --> 00:19:53,531 Michael, this is it! This is the sign I was looking for! 305 00:19:53,597 --> 00:19:55,485 God doesn't want us to be together! 306 00:19:57,085 --> 00:19:59,987 Who cares? I'm losing my van! 307 00:20:01,277 --> 00:20:03,132 See? That was always the problem with us, Michael. 308 00:20:03,197 --> 00:20:05,052 It was always about you. 309 00:20:05,117 --> 00:20:07,834 - Jackie, are you losing your van? - No! 310 00:20:07,901 --> 00:20:10,520 Then shut up! 311 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:17,497 Wow, watching Kelso's van sink makes the size of my feet seem unimportant. 312 00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:21,363 See, Donna? Size doesn't matter. 313 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,699 - Oh, you don't have to tell me. - That's... Yeah. That's... 314 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,806 There's my sweet girl. 315 00:20:26,878 --> 00:20:29,813 Fez, I'm cold. 316 00:20:31,006 --> 00:20:32,915 Frankly my dear... 317 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:35,357 I don't give a rat's ass. 318 00:20:43,681 --> 00:20:47,456 Dr. Zhivago, I'm home! 319 00:20:47,521 --> 00:20:49,376 I brought your food!