1 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:06,369 Hey, guys, guess what I got. 2 00:00:06,435 --> 00:00:08,224 V.D.? 3 00:00:10,179 --> 00:00:12,034 No. 4 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,954 A hundred bucks. 5 00:00:14,019 --> 00:00:17,816 So... money to treat your V.D.? 6 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:20,031 No. My grandmother gave me this money. 7 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:23,067 See, my mom told her that she needed to bleach her whiskers... 8 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:26,435 and I was like, I go, "What whiskers?" 9 00:00:26,499 --> 00:00:29,795 Which is a total lie, 'cause she's got these honkin' whiskers. 10 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:34,781 But then it made her so happy she gave me a hundred bucks. 11 00:00:34,852 --> 00:00:38,234 Uh, no offense, Michael, but your mom's not one to talk. I mean... Whoo! 12 00:00:40,356 --> 00:00:42,428 Hey! My mother is a beautiful woman. 13 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:45,151 - Apologize. - Sorry. 14 00:00:45,220 --> 00:00:47,773 - She's nice. - Whisker face. 15 00:00:47,844 --> 00:00:49,699 All right, thank you. 16 00:00:49,764 --> 00:00:52,349 Now we gotta go celebrate this hundred bucks. 17 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:54,274 Let's all go out to dinner... 18 00:00:54,339 --> 00:00:56,412 Someplace expensive. Someplace nice. 19 00:00:56,484 --> 00:00:58,371 Let's go to the Vineyard. 20 00:00:58,435 --> 00:01:00,410 My new lady love, Caroline, works there. 21 00:01:00,484 --> 00:01:03,583 Caroline from the concert? Have you guys gone out again? 22 00:01:03,652 --> 00:01:06,554 - No. - So, have you guys hung out at school? 23 00:01:06,627 --> 00:01:09,442 - No. - Talked on the phone? 24 00:01:09,507 --> 00:01:11,362 No. 25 00:01:11,427 --> 00:01:13,664 Have you had any contact with her at all? 26 00:01:13,731 --> 00:01:15,706 No. 27 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:17,983 - So Caroline's your new lady? - Yes. 28 00:01:18,052 --> 00:01:19,513 - That's great. - Thank you. 29 00:01:27,395 --> 00:01:31,138 There she is. Isn't she lovely? 30 00:01:31,204 --> 00:01:34,619 She reminds me of that song "Isn't She Lovely?" 31 00:01:34,692 --> 00:01:36,547 Here she comes. 32 00:01:36,612 --> 00:01:38,400 Here she comes. Watch me impress her. 33 00:01:38,468 --> 00:01:43,356 - Hi, Fez. - Hello, Caroline. 34 00:01:43,428 --> 00:01:46,876 - I just came over to say hi. - Hi. 35 00:01:46,947 --> 00:01:50,592 - Hi! Bye. - Bye. 36 00:01:53,795 --> 00:01:56,512 Did you see how I played her? 37 00:01:58,563 --> 00:02:01,018 - Hey, Kelso, thanks for dinner. It was great. - Yeah, it was delicious. 38 00:02:01,091 --> 00:02:04,059 Hey, guys, no need to thank me. I'm happy to do it. 39 00:02:06,468 --> 00:02:08,323 Okay. 40 00:02:08,388 --> 00:02:11,617 Everybody ready? 41 00:02:11,683 --> 00:02:14,105 Uh, don't you have to pay first? 42 00:02:14,179 --> 00:02:16,798 - I'm not paying. - What? 43 00:02:16,868 --> 00:02:19,715 What, did you think I was paying? 44 00:02:19,779 --> 00:02:23,096 - Yes. Kelso, we don't have any money. - You don't need any. 45 00:02:23,171 --> 00:02:27,612 People, we are on a "dine and dash" here. 46 00:02:27,684 --> 00:02:30,498 Oh, yeah. 'Cause the only thing better than eating lobster... 47 00:02:30,564 --> 00:02:33,466 is eating lobster and hauling ass. 48 00:02:35,491 --> 00:02:37,498 Let's haul ass. 49 00:03:14,755 --> 00:03:17,275 Kelso, what the hell are you thinking? 50 00:03:17,347 --> 00:03:19,518 You said you'd take care of it. 51 00:03:19,588 --> 00:03:24,890 And I took care of it... by planning the "dine and dash." 52 00:03:24,963 --> 00:03:27,068 Kelso, we're not doing it. 53 00:03:27,139 --> 00:03:31,394 Why not? Guys, we're making memories here. 54 00:03:32,515 --> 00:03:34,370 Kelso, it's wrong. 55 00:03:34,435 --> 00:03:38,527 Wrong? Or hilarious? 56 00:03:38,596 --> 00:03:41,945 Wrong, you dill-hole. 57 00:03:42,019 --> 00:03:43,994 Or hilariously wrong. 58 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:45,922 I like it. 59 00:03:45,987 --> 00:03:48,354 But then again, I'm from the underbelly of society, so... 60 00:03:48,419 --> 00:03:50,753 Uh, yes, excuse me. 61 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:54,169 Um, would you please send your finest imported beer to Caroline... 62 00:03:54,243 --> 00:03:56,578 and tell her that when I said "Hi"... 63 00:03:56,643 --> 00:04:00,604 what I meant was, "I'll take you like a stallion." 64 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:06,242 You got that? Like a stallion? 65 00:04:08,804 --> 00:04:11,454 Fez, stop ordering stuff. 66 00:04:11,523 --> 00:04:14,011 Okay, you need to chill out, little girl. 67 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,938 Didn't you hear Kelso? 68 00:04:16,003 --> 00:04:20,640 The Vineyard is having a dine-and-dash promotion. Everything is free. 69 00:04:20,707 --> 00:04:22,812 It's not free, Fez. 70 00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:25,469 "Dine and dash" is when you run out without paying. 71 00:04:30,915 --> 00:04:32,770 So it's stealing? 72 00:04:34,884 --> 00:04:37,437 This isn't going to help me with Caroline, is it? 73 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:41,788 Excuse me. 74 00:04:50,179 --> 00:04:52,034 Hey! 75 00:05:04,579 --> 00:05:07,896 That's from me, you son of a bitch. 76 00:05:13,059 --> 00:05:15,099 Oh, good, honey, you're home. Listen. 77 00:05:15,171 --> 00:05:17,851 The Pinciottis called. They wanted to have card night tonight, so... 78 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,445 No, Kitty, you just call them back, 'cause... 79 00:05:20,515 --> 00:05:22,522 there's no way in hell that I'm gonna have card night... 80 00:05:22,595 --> 00:05:26,272 with the Pinciottis 'cause it's just too much fun. 81 00:05:26,339 --> 00:05:29,022 Hello, Bob and Midge. 82 00:05:29,091 --> 00:05:31,458 - What the hell are they doing here? - I don't know. 83 00:05:33,379 --> 00:05:37,536 So! Who else needs a drink real bad? 84 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:39,807 Tough day at the salt mines, Red? 85 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:44,250 Oh. When did you get a job at the salt mines? 86 00:05:45,955 --> 00:05:48,737 Here, honey. Play with these. 87 00:05:48,804 --> 00:05:50,658 Yeah... 88 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:52,763 workin' Joe. 89 00:05:52,835 --> 00:05:55,170 I'll tell ya. Since my business went bankrupt... 90 00:05:55,235 --> 00:05:57,569 I got a lot of free time. 91 00:05:57,635 --> 00:06:00,483 I mainly use it to nap and cry. 92 00:06:01,636 --> 00:06:03,490 Well, uh, Bob... 93 00:06:03,556 --> 00:06:05,410 don't cry on the cards. 94 00:06:05,476 --> 00:06:07,679 It makes 'em hard to shuffle. 95 00:06:12,483 --> 00:06:16,444 Michael, I have never dined and dashed, and I'm not about to start now. 96 00:06:17,539 --> 00:06:19,481 Uh, well... 97 00:06:19,555 --> 00:06:21,410 Remember when we went to nice restaurants... 98 00:06:21,475 --> 00:06:23,810 and I told you to wait in the car while I paid? 99 00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:27,901 Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car? 100 00:06:29,635 --> 00:06:32,253 Oh, my God. I'm a thief. 101 00:06:32,323 --> 00:06:35,225 I think technically you're an accessory. 102 00:06:35,299 --> 00:06:37,339 Which should make you happy, because you love accessories... 103 00:06:37,412 --> 00:06:41,089 - earrings, bracelets, bangles, bows... - Shut up! 104 00:06:42,947 --> 00:06:46,296 So, did you enjoy your pilsner? 105 00:06:46,371 --> 00:06:49,338 Did you get the message about the stallion? 106 00:06:51,171 --> 00:06:55,262 Okay, look, okay? You can't send beer to the hostess podium, okay? 107 00:06:55,331 --> 00:07:00,001 I almost got fired. So just pretend you don't know me, okay? 108 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:02,107 I don't think I do know you, Caroline. 109 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:11,771 Caroline has upset me. 110 00:07:11,843 --> 00:07:15,585 I can't wait to dine and dash on her ass... 111 00:07:15,651 --> 00:07:17,724 her beautiful ass. 112 00:07:19,587 --> 00:07:22,936 - I'll go first. - Hyde, we're not doing this. 113 00:07:23,011 --> 00:07:25,150 And especially not you, 'cause you're on probation. 114 00:07:25,219 --> 00:07:27,128 - So what? - So what? 115 00:07:27,203 --> 00:07:29,537 You get caught, you go to jail, and I've heard nothing good about jail. 116 00:07:29,603 --> 00:07:33,248 I haven't done one stinkin' illegal thing since I got probation. 117 00:07:33,315 --> 00:07:36,544 So, what, you're mad because you haven't committed any crimes since your last crime? 118 00:07:36,611 --> 00:07:39,000 Yeah, so I'm going. 119 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:09,407 Can I help you? 120 00:08:35,779 --> 00:08:38,627 - What happened? - This place is like Alcatraz, man. 121 00:08:38,691 --> 00:08:40,698 There's no way out. 122 00:08:42,019 --> 00:08:47,289 So it was either a U.F.O. Or I rubbed my eyes too hard. 123 00:08:51,203 --> 00:08:54,815 Okay. Good story, Midge. 124 00:08:54,883 --> 00:08:56,771 So, Red, how's work? 125 00:08:56,835 --> 00:08:59,617 Well, yesterday I hired some new guy down in sporting goods... 126 00:08:59,683 --> 00:09:02,814 - but I don't know... - Whoa. You hired a new guy? 127 00:09:04,803 --> 00:09:06,657 Oh, that's funny. 128 00:09:06,723 --> 00:09:10,497 I remember when I was doing the hiring at my store, and you were out of work. 129 00:09:10,563 --> 00:09:12,570 I hired you... 130 00:09:12,643 --> 00:09:14,847 neighbor. 131 00:09:14,915 --> 00:09:17,817 - Listen, Bob... - No. Midgie? 132 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,411 - We're going home. - But I have gin. 133 00:09:20,483 --> 00:09:22,938 We're playing bridge! 134 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:27,387 I can't do it. 135 00:09:27,459 --> 00:09:29,499 I've gone soft, man. I'm like Forman. 136 00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:33,883 It sickens me. 137 00:09:33,955 --> 00:09:36,737 Mm. So you can't do it. 138 00:09:36,803 --> 00:09:38,658 I wonder why. 139 00:09:38,723 --> 00:09:41,057 - Why, oh, why? - Oh! I know why. 140 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:42,978 - Yes, Donna? - Because it's wrong. 141 00:09:43,043 --> 00:09:46,524 That's right, Miss Pinciotti. It's wrong. 142 00:09:46,595 --> 00:09:50,424 Gee, what a surprise... Mom and Dad don't want to do it. 143 00:09:50,499 --> 00:09:52,354 We are not Mom and Dad. 144 00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:55,768 And we're not leaving without paying, young man. 145 00:09:55,843 --> 00:09:58,177 Fine. Fine. I'll pay for the stupid dinner. 146 00:09:58,243 --> 00:10:00,098 Now just give me your stupid keys... 147 00:10:00,163 --> 00:10:02,530 so I can get my money out of your stupid car. 148 00:10:02,595 --> 00:10:04,450 Stupid. 149 00:10:06,307 --> 00:10:08,412 I don't care if you're in the freakin' Olympics... 150 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,338 about to run the freakin' hundred-yard dash... 151 00:10:10,403 --> 00:10:12,258 If someone sends you a beer, you say thank you... 152 00:10:12,323 --> 00:10:15,040 and drink the freakin' beer. 153 00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:18,817 Um, Eric? 154 00:10:18,883 --> 00:10:20,737 Did Kelso leave his money at home? 155 00:10:20,803 --> 00:10:23,934 - 'Cause he just drove away in the Vista Cruiser. - What? 156 00:10:24,003 --> 00:10:26,785 No. No, he wouldn't ditch us. 157 00:10:26,851 --> 00:10:30,080 Are you sure? 'Cause as he drove past he was doing this... 158 00:10:35,139 --> 00:10:37,790 No. Donna, he's kidding. 159 00:10:37,859 --> 00:10:39,747 He wouldn't ditch us. 160 00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:42,844 He ditched us! 161 00:10:42,915 --> 00:10:45,468 I'm sure he's right outside. I'll go get him. 162 00:10:45,539 --> 00:10:47,743 - Fez, I don't know. - Don't worry. 163 00:10:47,811 --> 00:10:49,666 I'll go and get the money and come back. 164 00:10:49,731 --> 00:10:51,586 You can trust me. 165 00:10:55,715 --> 00:11:00,384 - He's not coming back! - And we trusted him. 166 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:03,451 Foreigners lie. 167 00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:07,068 You know what? 168 00:11:07,139 --> 00:11:09,692 I'm just gonna call my dad, and he'll come pay for our dinner. 169 00:11:09,763 --> 00:11:12,545 Okay, but, Jackie, if you don't come back... 170 00:11:12,611 --> 00:11:16,321 Eric, please. I'm not immature like those idiots. 171 00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:23,106 She is immature like those idiots! 172 00:11:23,171 --> 00:11:25,691 I can't believe I got stuck here with the squares. 173 00:11:25,763 --> 00:11:27,651 We're not squares! 174 00:11:27,715 --> 00:11:29,570 Donna, settle down. 175 00:11:29,635 --> 00:11:33,344 You don't want to upset your stomach. 176 00:11:35,555 --> 00:11:37,410 This is bad, man. 177 00:11:37,475 --> 00:11:41,566 If I'm not fighting against the system, I am the system. 178 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:45,496 Screw it. I'm going. 179 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,611 Banzai! 180 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,236 Okay, I can take the check now. 181 00:11:57,307 --> 00:12:00,209 Or whenever... or now. 182 00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:02,487 Uh... 183 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,108 Two more bananas Foster, please. 184 00:12:07,579 --> 00:12:09,521 Eric, what are you doing? 185 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:12,497 I'm stalling. They'll come back. 186 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,890 Joke's over, you know? 187 00:12:16,955 --> 00:12:21,046 Best thing about this joke, it just keeps going and going. 188 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,287 And not only did we break the law... 189 00:12:23,356 --> 00:12:26,934 we screwed our friends while breaking the law. 190 00:12:27,003 --> 00:12:31,858 How dumb was he to give me the car keys? 191 00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:33,939 I mean, who here trusts me? 192 00:12:34,012 --> 00:12:35,866 - No way. - Not me. 193 00:12:35,932 --> 00:12:37,786 Thank you. 194 00:12:37,852 --> 00:12:41,626 You know what? Stolen food just tastes better. 195 00:12:41,692 --> 00:12:43,546 Dinner roll? 196 00:12:46,171 --> 00:12:48,026 Guys, I feel bad about Eric and Donna. 197 00:12:48,091 --> 00:12:50,579 Maybe we should figure out a way to help them. 198 00:12:50,651 --> 00:12:52,985 Sure, we could do that. 199 00:12:53,051 --> 00:12:55,386 Or... 200 00:12:55,451 --> 00:12:58,713 we could ask ourselves, "How can we make this worse?" 201 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,779 Happy anniversary Happy anniversary 202 00:13:01,852 --> 00:13:04,983 Happy anniversary Donna and Eric 203 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:08,367 With best wishes from Hyde, Kelso, Fez and Jackie. 204 00:13:18,971 --> 00:13:22,648 - Oh, this is just terrible. - Oh, Kitty. 205 00:13:22,715 --> 00:13:27,025 Quincy's no Columbo, but he's still pretty good. 206 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:30,612 Red, Bob was very upset when he left here. 207 00:13:30,683 --> 00:13:32,538 Bob's always upset. 208 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:36,400 He's a little girl in big boy pants. 209 00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:39,955 Well, why didn't you offer him a job? 210 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:43,856 I didn't want to insult him by offering him some nothing job. 211 00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:46,713 Oh, Red, you insult him every day. 212 00:13:46,779 --> 00:13:49,299 But that's different. He thinks I'm kidding. 213 00:13:51,099 --> 00:13:53,717 Kitty, this is about a man's dignity. 214 00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:56,665 Oh, sure, it was... 215 00:13:56,731 --> 00:13:59,633 It was awful, what happened. 216 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:02,610 But let's just put it behind us... 217 00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:04,625 and watch Quincy. 218 00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:08,666 Hey! 219 00:14:08,731 --> 00:14:12,114 Oh, come on, Red. How bad would it be working with Bob? 220 00:14:12,187 --> 00:14:14,489 It's a big store. You'd hardly ever see him. 221 00:14:16,059 --> 00:14:19,856 Maybe you could... You could hide from him. 222 00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:22,451 He'd find me. 223 00:14:22,523 --> 00:14:25,338 He always finds me. 224 00:14:25,403 --> 00:14:28,370 Well, you better think of something... 225 00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:32,851 because they are gonna live next door to us for a long, long time. 226 00:14:32,923 --> 00:14:35,411 You don't know that. 227 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,297 He's out of work. He'll probably lose the house. 228 00:14:43,163 --> 00:14:45,170 Fine. I'll talk to Bob. 229 00:14:45,243 --> 00:14:48,210 But you gotta work on your sense of humor, lady. 230 00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:52,853 Man, I can't believe those guys screwed us like this. 231 00:14:52,923 --> 00:14:56,218 - Well, at least we still have each other. - You know what? You're right. 232 00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:59,764 I can't count on much in this crazy world, but I can always count on you. 233 00:14:59,835 --> 00:15:02,291 That is so true. 234 00:15:02,363 --> 00:15:04,435 - I have to go to the bathroom. - Okay. 235 00:15:04,507 --> 00:15:06,646 Hey! 236 00:15:07,963 --> 00:15:11,259 Why don't you just sit your lyin' ass down? 237 00:15:13,883 --> 00:15:16,468 Eric, don't you trust me? 238 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,808 Not as far as I can throw you, and that ain't far. 239 00:15:23,803 --> 00:15:25,591 How can you say that? 240 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:27,830 Okay, so I noticed the fire exit was next to the bathroom. 241 00:15:27,899 --> 00:15:30,299 Doesn't mean I'd use it. I happened to notice it, that's all. 242 00:15:30,299 --> 00:15:31,892 It's very convenient. 243 00:15:33,147 --> 00:15:35,002 Donna, don't you see what's happening? 244 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,750 They've turned us against each other. 245 00:15:37,819 --> 00:15:43,286 You're right. I was gonna use the fire exit. I was! 246 00:15:43,355 --> 00:15:46,224 You know why they do this? Because they know we won't get them back. 247 00:15:46,299 --> 00:15:48,950 We're responsible, mature "Mom and Dad." 248 00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:51,386 We just... We won't stoop to their level. 249 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,168 Well, damn it, let's stoop to their level or an even lower level. 250 00:15:54,235 --> 00:15:57,082 Yeah. Oh, I'm with you, baby, yeah. 251 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:01,906 There's just one problem. 252 00:16:01,979 --> 00:16:05,328 We can't do it from in here. 253 00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:11,833 If I don't make it... 254 00:16:11,899 --> 00:16:14,320 tell Mama I'm sorry. 255 00:16:14,395 --> 00:16:16,250 Don't talk like that. 256 00:16:16,315 --> 00:16:18,388 You'll tell her yourself. 257 00:16:37,595 --> 00:16:39,450 Hey, Bob. 258 00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:41,588 So, taking out your trash, huh? 259 00:16:41,659 --> 00:16:45,270 No, Red, I'm bringing it back in. 260 00:16:48,635 --> 00:16:50,490 Yeah, Bob. 261 00:16:50,555 --> 00:16:53,370 That's a good one. 262 00:16:53,435 --> 00:16:56,369 Listen, I want to offer you a job at Price Mart. 263 00:16:56,443 --> 00:16:59,291 - Geez, Red, Price Mart? - What? 264 00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:03,184 Yeah, that may be fine for you, but you're talking to a guy who owned his own business. 265 00:17:03,259 --> 00:17:06,554 And ran it into the ground. 266 00:17:06,619 --> 00:17:09,074 Okay, I'm, uh... 267 00:17:09,147 --> 00:17:11,285 I'm sorry. 268 00:17:11,355 --> 00:17:13,144 Just take the job, Bob. 269 00:17:13,211 --> 00:17:15,699 - No. - Okay. 270 00:17:15,771 --> 00:17:19,066 That's fine, Bob. There is no job. Forget it. 271 00:17:19,131 --> 00:17:22,033 Oh, so now you're not offering me a job. 272 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:26,417 I just offered you the job, and you said you didn't want the job. 273 00:17:33,211 --> 00:17:35,066 Well, ask me again. 274 00:17:37,371 --> 00:17:40,917 Oh, cripes. 275 00:17:40,987 --> 00:17:44,183 You want a job at Price Mart, Bob? 276 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:47,120 I'll think about it. 277 00:17:48,891 --> 00:17:50,931 Go to hell, Bob! 278 00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:57,298 Okay, you guys. Okay. Good one last night. 279 00:17:57,371 --> 00:17:59,542 You know, ditching us at the restaurant and everything. 280 00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:01,715 Yeah, we got you so bad. 281 00:18:01,786 --> 00:18:05,943 You really did. We laughed and laughed. 282 00:18:06,011 --> 00:18:07,866 To show you guys we're such good sports... 283 00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:10,200 we made you guys a batch of special brownies. 284 00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:13,845 Special brownies. Like the special kind of special? 285 00:18:13,914 --> 00:18:16,249 The best kind of special. 286 00:18:20,443 --> 00:18:23,607 Something's wrong. I don't feel special. 287 00:18:23,675 --> 00:18:25,944 Me neither. 288 00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:28,466 Yeah, I don't think those were special brownies, man. 289 00:18:28,539 --> 00:18:30,994 Oh, no, no. They're special. 290 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:34,547 Say, Donna, do you have any more of that special ingredient we used? 291 00:18:34,619 --> 00:18:38,449 Well, I certainly do, Eric. 292 00:18:38,522 --> 00:18:40,759 Chocolate Super-Lax. 293 00:18:45,242 --> 00:18:47,992 - You didn't. - We did. 294 00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:51,125 We so did. Now maybe you'll think twice before screwing us. 295 00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:53,464 Well, nice try, 'cause I don't feel any... 296 00:19:12,826 --> 00:19:15,095 Oh, no. I am last. 297 00:19:17,882 --> 00:19:20,217 - Ay, no! - I know. 298 00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:22,901 You're surprised to see me, right? And upset. 299 00:19:22,971 --> 00:19:26,037 - Yes, many things are upset. - Okay, listen. 300 00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:28,441 Okay, listen, Fez. About last night... 301 00:19:28,507 --> 00:19:31,289 I know you were angry, and you have every right to be. 302 00:19:31,355 --> 00:19:33,210 But you know what this was? 303 00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:35,130 - Our first fight. - Oh! 304 00:19:35,195 --> 00:19:37,562 And it made us a real couple... if you can forgive me. 305 00:19:37,627 --> 00:19:41,937 - Fine. Move away from the door. - So we're okay? 306 00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:46,234 Good. Now let's make up like a real couple. 307 00:19:48,346 --> 00:19:50,834 You bastards! 308 00:19:50,907 --> 00:19:52,882 Wait, Fez! Wait up! 309 00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:02,994 Okay, you guys. 310 00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:07,191 That was a wicked burn. 311 00:20:08,891 --> 00:20:14,357 It had all the elements: You didn't see it coming, parts of it really hurt... 312 00:20:18,523 --> 00:20:20,824 Well, Kelso, I'm glad you enjoyed it. 313 00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:23,029 Oh, I did. 314 00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:32,056 I got my eye on you two. 315 00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:35,603 You're not gonna burn me like that again. 316 00:20:35,675 --> 00:20:38,708 - I love our friends. - Me too. 317 00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:43,722 Hey, Red. 318 00:20:43,787 --> 00:20:45,642 I've been thinking about your offer... 319 00:20:45,707 --> 00:20:48,074 and I want you to know, I made a decision. 320 00:20:48,138 --> 00:20:50,953 Oh, goody. 321 00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:53,702 But I need you to ask me again. 322 00:20:56,363 --> 00:20:58,534 Bob, would you, uh... 323 00:20:58,602 --> 00:21:01,188 like a job at Price Mart? 324 00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:03,976 Say it like you mean it. 325 00:21:05,995 --> 00:21:08,133 Go to hell, Bob!