1 00:00:07,724 --> 00:00:10,441 - Oh! - Oh! That's 16 for me and Hyde... 2 00:00:10,508 --> 00:00:13,257 and four for the losers! 3 00:00:13,323 --> 00:00:16,422 You guys ought to get a mascot... a big, green, furry loser! 4 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:21,409 That's... That's not even a thing. 5 00:00:21,484 --> 00:00:25,445 Come on. Take it to the hoop. Or maybe you're afraid, 'cause you know I'm gonna slap it down. 6 00:00:25,516 --> 00:00:28,898 Oh, yeah? Well... Yeah? 7 00:00:28,971 --> 00:00:31,142 You tell her, Eric! 8 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:34,241 Ooh! 9 00:00:35,884 --> 00:00:38,699 Oh! How can he stand the embarrassment? 10 00:00:40,235 --> 00:00:43,050 She told you what she was gonna do. You gotta listen, man. 11 00:00:46,028 --> 00:00:49,825 Eric, why don't you just give me the two points? Save yourself the humiliation. 12 00:00:49,899 --> 00:00:53,445 Well, why don't you just save yourself the two points, and then the humiliation... 13 00:00:53,516 --> 00:00:55,425 will... be... 14 00:00:56,779 --> 00:00:58,667 J... Whatever! Come on! 15 00:00:58,731 --> 00:01:01,481 Oh, I'm comin', and there's nothin' you can do to stop me. 16 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,772 Eric! 17 00:01:11,819 --> 00:01:14,601 Oh, my God! Donna's wearing granny panties! 18 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:16,969 Nice panties, Granny! 19 00:01:19,692 --> 00:01:23,783 Oh, come on. You have to admit, that was some killer "D." 20 00:01:24,811 --> 00:01:26,884 Oh, no. 21 00:02:02,403 --> 00:02:05,752 Okay, Fez, I got you some Valentine conversation hearts. 22 00:02:05,828 --> 00:02:08,283 Oh, thank you, Caroline. 23 00:02:10,691 --> 00:02:12,830 "Be mine." Okay. 24 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:18,594 "Sweetheart." It really is. 25 00:02:20,228 --> 00:02:23,610 "Kiss me." Well, I'm not about to argue with candy. 26 00:02:25,572 --> 00:02:29,728 Fez, is there one in there that says, "Get a room"? 27 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:35,355 No, but here's one that says, "Kiss my brown ass." 28 00:02:37,956 --> 00:02:40,411 Sorry you had to hear that, Caroline. 29 00:02:40,484 --> 00:02:43,298 It's okay. She asked for it. 30 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:46,047 Ooh, I gotta get going. 31 00:02:46,115 --> 00:02:48,603 - I'll see you tonight. - Yeah. 32 00:02:50,659 --> 00:02:52,568 Well, well, well. 33 00:02:52,643 --> 00:02:55,032 Look who has a lady. 34 00:02:56,548 --> 00:02:59,297 And to think, I was about to settle for you. 35 00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:03,616 Talk about dodging a bullet. 36 00:03:06,467 --> 00:03:08,376 Hey, hey. 37 00:03:08,451 --> 00:03:10,655 Check out this article in Boys' Life. 38 00:03:10,723 --> 00:03:12,927 "The Square Knot: Not Just For Squares"? 39 00:03:12,995 --> 00:03:16,126 No, this one, about being an astronaut. 40 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:18,945 I think I'm gonna do that. 41 00:03:19,011 --> 00:03:21,881 Michael, I think there's a prerequisite for being an astronaut. 42 00:03:21,955 --> 00:03:24,028 You have to be not dumb. 43 00:03:25,283 --> 00:03:27,520 Uh-uh. 44 00:03:27,587 --> 00:03:31,002 If they can send a monkey into space, they can send me. 45 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:34,369 I don't know. Monkeys are pretty smart. 46 00:03:34,435 --> 00:03:36,508 All right. Fine, fine. Make fun. 47 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:39,580 But when you see my shoe prints on the moon, what are you gonna say then? 48 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:42,947 Probably, "Hey, some monkey's wearing Kelso's shoes!" 49 00:03:44,004 --> 00:03:45,913 Hey, hey, astro-chimp. 50 00:03:45,987 --> 00:03:48,769 When you come back down to Earth, if your parachute doesn't work... 51 00:03:48,835 --> 00:03:51,770 you could always use Donna's monstrous panties. 52 00:03:51,843 --> 00:03:55,618 Hey, hey, hey, you guys. None of that when Donna gets here, okay? 53 00:03:55,683 --> 00:03:58,017 I don't need her mad at me on Valentine's Day. 54 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:00,058 All right, Forman, relax. 55 00:04:00,131 --> 00:04:02,553 Wearing granny panties is a very sensitive issue... 56 00:04:02,627 --> 00:04:05,923 that I don't find funny, and I refuse to exploit. 57 00:04:05,987 --> 00:04:07,994 Good. 58 00:04:09,539 --> 00:04:12,386 Hey, everybody, look. It's Granny Panties! 59 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,721 - Hyde! - Wha... Oh, sorry, man. 60 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:16,827 It's in my nature to burn. 61 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:20,794 Granny Panties understands. Don't you, Granny Panties? 62 00:04:20,867 --> 00:04:25,275 Okay, look. I didn't have anything else to wear. It was laundry day. 63 00:04:25,347 --> 00:04:28,413 I didn't know they made a washing machine big enough for those panties. 64 00:04:28,483 --> 00:04:32,444 Hey! Hey, you guys can all just shut up, okay? 65 00:04:32,515 --> 00:04:35,831 So she wears big panties. So what? 66 00:04:35,907 --> 00:04:41,122 Donna, look, I am... really, really, really sorry. 67 00:04:41,187 --> 00:04:43,773 Eric, I'm fine. Let's just forget about it. 68 00:04:43,843 --> 00:04:48,993 Really? 'Cause when I saw your sweats around your ankles, I thought I was dead. 69 00:04:49,059 --> 00:04:52,507 - Eric, I said, I'm fine. - Oh, my God. 70 00:04:52,579 --> 00:04:55,775 Oh, my God. You are so cool. 71 00:04:55,843 --> 00:05:00,251 - You... I... You are seriously, like, the coolest girl ever. - Wow. 72 00:05:00,323 --> 00:05:02,811 Chicks must really dig astronauts, 'cause it says here... 73 00:05:02,883 --> 00:05:05,338 that astronauts get all the Tang they want. 74 00:05:13,955 --> 00:05:17,021 Oh, Donna is gonna love you making dinner for her. 75 00:05:17,091 --> 00:05:19,906 There's nothing sexier than a man who cooks. 76 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:23,549 Unless that man is Burt Reynolds. Then I don't give a darn what he's doing. 77 00:05:23,619 --> 00:05:25,888 He's just sexy! 78 00:05:29,475 --> 00:05:32,345 Ooh-hoo, Mom has a thing for the Bandit. 79 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:35,648 Ten-four. Go set the table. 80 00:05:38,147 --> 00:05:40,351 Oh, no, no, honey, use the special china. 81 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:43,681 You don't want to mess up a good thing with everyday dishes. 82 00:05:43,748 --> 00:05:47,043 Okay, but, Mom, it's not like I can mess this up. 83 00:05:47,107 --> 00:05:49,441 I mean, Donna is cool no matter what I do. 84 00:05:49,508 --> 00:05:52,824 Like, earlier, I pulled down her pants in front of everyone in the driveway... 85 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:55,834 - and she just stood there... - You did what? 86 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:59,704 No, it was cool. She just... She said she was fine. 87 00:06:03,075 --> 00:06:07,897 - Oh. Then I guess she's fine. - Yeah, 'cause she said she was fine. 88 00:06:07,971 --> 00:06:11,746 Yeah, she wouldn't say she was fine unless she was fine. Would she? 89 00:06:11,811 --> 00:06:15,455 - What are you talking about? - What do you think I'm talking about? 90 00:06:15,523 --> 00:06:17,760 I don't know. Why are you doing this to me? 91 00:06:17,827 --> 00:06:20,194 - Doing what? - I don't know! 92 00:06:20,259 --> 00:06:24,569 - Well, all I meant was, have a happy Valentine's Day. - Oh. 93 00:06:26,723 --> 00:06:28,698 Oh, okay. Thanks. 94 00:06:31,139 --> 00:06:33,212 Although I doubt you will. 95 00:06:33,283 --> 00:06:35,192 Stop it! 96 00:06:40,387 --> 00:06:42,297 Hello, Michael. 97 00:06:42,371 --> 00:06:45,371 Hi, Mrs. Forman. Is Laurie home? I got a little surprise for her. 98 00:06:45,444 --> 00:06:50,975 Oh, you brought her flowers. Isn't that just... a waste of money. 99 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:52,953 No... 100 00:06:53,027 --> 00:06:54,969 she deserves them. 101 00:06:55,044 --> 00:06:58,175 I mean, not many people get me, you know? I'm a complicated guy. 102 00:06:58,243 --> 00:07:00,414 So when everyone starts in on me... 103 00:07:00,483 --> 00:07:03,582 I just like to be with my girlfriend, 'cause she's nice to me. 104 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:09,049 - Who are we talking about? - Laurie. 105 00:07:09,123 --> 00:07:12,669 - Laurie Forman? - Yeah, so I just want to tell her... 106 00:07:12,739 --> 00:07:16,667 that I'm happy we're together on this, our nation's day of love. 107 00:07:16,739 --> 00:07:20,994 Oh, well, how patriotic of you, Michael. 108 00:07:21,059 --> 00:07:24,507 Yeah. I wanna be an astronaut. 109 00:07:27,075 --> 00:07:31,647 Oh. Well, I... I think you'd make a fine spaceman. 110 00:07:32,611 --> 00:07:35,361 Thanks. 111 00:07:37,635 --> 00:07:42,621 You know, I gotta say, I think Laurie gets a lot of her sweetness from you. 112 00:07:43,747 --> 00:07:45,657 Laurie Forman? 113 00:07:54,563 --> 00:07:56,473 Bye, Laurie. 114 00:07:56,547 --> 00:07:59,481 Hey, man, what the hell are you doing? 115 00:07:59,555 --> 00:08:01,857 What? Oh, yeah. 116 00:08:01,923 --> 00:08:05,272 I should, uh, probably go out through the window. 117 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:18,777 Oh, would you look at this? 118 00:08:18,851 --> 00:08:21,721 Ooh, a nice, romantic dinner for two. Donna's gonna love it. 119 00:08:21,795 --> 00:08:24,217 Why, is she bringing a date? 120 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:28,447 - Red! - I'm sorry, but that's funny. 121 00:08:30,979 --> 00:08:33,500 - Hey, Mr. And Mrs. Forman. - Oh, my. 122 00:08:33,571 --> 00:08:37,183 Look at this vision of lovely. 123 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:41,986 Oh, this is just like when you two were little, and you... you used to eat pretend supper. 124 00:08:42,051 --> 00:08:46,841 Only now it won't end up with Donna sitting on Eric's head. 125 00:08:49,539 --> 00:08:51,449 Oh. 126 00:08:52,419 --> 00:08:55,419 Oh, Red, let's go. 127 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:59,103 - Kitty, that was just awful. - I know. Keep walking. 128 00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:03,584 Wow, I was... afraid that was gonna be awkward. 129 00:09:03,651 --> 00:09:07,263 Yeah. Eric, this looks so great. 130 00:09:07,331 --> 00:09:10,626 Yep. Shaked, baked and maked especially for you. 131 00:09:10,691 --> 00:09:15,393 And this here is a little somethin' I like to call... "a little somethin'." 132 00:09:15,459 --> 00:09:18,045 You got me a present? That's so sweet. 133 00:09:18,115 --> 00:09:22,458 I didn't get you anything, and you got me... panties? 134 00:09:22,531 --> 00:09:24,441 What the hell? 135 00:09:24,515 --> 00:09:27,362 Yeah, panties! 136 00:09:29,475 --> 00:09:31,384 - Get it? - No. 137 00:09:31,459 --> 00:09:33,466 To replace your ugly ones. 138 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:37,533 Eric, when I said I didn't get it, I meant I didn't like it. 139 00:09:38,915 --> 00:09:41,435 No, see, you forgave me earlier... 140 00:09:41,507 --> 00:09:47,071 and... I figured if I brought it up, we could just, you know, share a laugh. 141 00:09:51,843 --> 00:09:53,882 Your turn. 142 00:09:53,955 --> 00:09:56,857 You know what? You're the one who doesn't get it. 143 00:10:02,339 --> 00:10:05,339 - Well, maybe you should explain it to me. - I heard that! 144 00:10:07,683 --> 00:10:09,985 This is the worst Valentine's Day ever. 145 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:15,909 It's Donna's fault. Okay? 146 00:10:15,979 --> 00:10:18,118 I didn't make her wear that big, goofy underwear. 147 00:10:18,187 --> 00:10:20,576 I'm sorry, but if you're hanging out with this crowd... 148 00:10:20,651 --> 00:10:23,269 you gotta know that eventually your pants are gettin' pulled down. 149 00:10:23,339 --> 00:10:25,728 Am I right? 150 00:10:25,803 --> 00:10:29,599 I am so glad I did not pull down Caroline's pants. 151 00:10:29,675 --> 00:10:32,392 I mean, if she asked me to, I would... 152 00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:34,532 because I respect her wishes. 153 00:10:36,362 --> 00:10:38,435 And, also, I am so horny. 154 00:10:39,819 --> 00:10:43,780 Forman, when I told you it'd be funny to give Donna panties... 155 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:46,698 I meant it'd be funny to me. 156 00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:48,673 And it was. 157 00:10:49,739 --> 00:10:52,041 This is what happened to my heart... 158 00:10:52,107 --> 00:10:54,595 when I found out Laurie was cheating on me. 159 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:02,369 It's lemon. 160 00:11:03,723 --> 00:11:06,090 I mean, how could she do this? 161 00:11:06,155 --> 00:11:08,010 I really thought we had somethin'. 162 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,655 Probably the same way you did it to Jackie. 163 00:11:11,723 --> 00:11:14,473 Only this time it's even funnier, 'cause it's you. 164 00:11:14,539 --> 00:11:17,506 This is a good day. 165 00:11:17,579 --> 00:11:21,802 Tonight, I am going to ask Caroline to go steady with me... 166 00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:25,762 because that is the last step before you can do it, right? 167 00:11:25,835 --> 00:11:28,071 Oh, how I want to do it. 168 00:11:30,826 --> 00:11:33,794 I am so horny. 169 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:38,242 So Michael cheated on me with Laurie, and Laurie cheated on him. 170 00:11:38,315 --> 00:11:42,177 Hmm! There is a God, and he's on my side. 171 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:45,382 Well, I'm glad you're happy. My boyfriend's a giant baby. 172 00:11:45,451 --> 00:11:49,029 "Ooh, underwear is so funny. Poo-poo, pee-pee, caca." 173 00:11:51,147 --> 00:11:53,383 You know what'll make you feel better? 174 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,688 Let's go make mean jokes at Michael's expense. 175 00:11:55,755 --> 00:11:57,860 How will that make me feel better? 176 00:11:57,931 --> 00:12:01,160 'Cause then I'll feel better, and I can cheer you up. 177 00:12:01,227 --> 00:12:05,450 On what planet did Eric think it was okay to pull down my pants? 178 00:12:05,515 --> 00:12:10,632 There are some things that are private, Jackie... for instance, everything under my pants. 179 00:12:10,698 --> 00:12:13,317 I agree. Keep it to yourself. 180 00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:17,478 Why doesn't Eric understand that when I said, "I'm fine," I meant, I will be fine... 181 00:12:17,547 --> 00:12:22,762 so long as he kisses my ass for two weeks until I'm actually fine? 182 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,965 He's, like, brain damaged. 183 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:28,930 Look, he's just not a good boyfriend. 184 00:12:29,003 --> 00:12:33,378 You should dump him, and then we can move to Dallas and be weathergirls. 185 00:12:36,395 --> 00:12:39,526 - So, how was your night? - He blew it. 186 00:12:42,251 --> 00:12:44,618 Well, what a surprise. 187 00:12:44,683 --> 00:12:47,912 - Wait, you're saying that like it's not a surprise. - Okay then. 188 00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:55,016 You know, Son, there's a time and a place... 189 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,472 to pull down a lady's pants. 190 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:02,912 And a pickup game in our driveway is not one of 'em. 191 00:13:02,986 --> 00:13:05,059 Look, Dad, I know it was dumb... 192 00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:09,888 but Donna said it was fine, and... apparently it wasn't fine. 193 00:13:09,962 --> 00:13:14,948 Sit down. Eric... 194 00:13:15,018 --> 00:13:18,117 there's a pair of shoes up in your mom's closet. 195 00:13:18,187 --> 00:13:21,602 And one day, I accidently stepped on one of them and scuffed it. 196 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:25,123 "Don't worry," your mom said. "Everything's fine." 197 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:28,456 But every now and then, she takes them out of the closet... 198 00:13:28,523 --> 00:13:31,370 and she puts them on, and she does this. 199 00:13:33,258 --> 00:13:35,168 "Ohh." 200 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:39,879 Then she takes them off and puts them back in her closet. 201 00:13:40,971 --> 00:13:44,768 Eric, this has been going on for 14 years. 202 00:13:46,442 --> 00:13:48,963 So why doesn't she just get new shoes? 203 00:13:51,146 --> 00:13:53,056 Oh, Eric... 204 00:13:53,131 --> 00:13:55,781 you are so young. 205 00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:58,054 You see, women are... 206 00:13:58,122 --> 00:14:01,319 What's the word I'm looking for here? Crazy. 207 00:14:03,882 --> 00:14:06,785 Oh. So, overall, you and Mom are okay. 208 00:14:06,858 --> 00:14:09,225 So Donna and me, we'll be okay, right? 209 00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:13,251 No. I scuffed your mom's shoe. 210 00:14:13,322 --> 00:14:17,119 I didn't pull her pants down in front of God and the foreign kid. 211 00:14:17,195 --> 00:14:19,977 So, what are you saying? I'm screwed with Donna? 212 00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:23,654 Hey, if it makes you feel any better... 213 00:14:23,723 --> 00:14:26,762 I'm surprised you lasted this long. 214 00:14:43,274 --> 00:14:46,503 - I like popcorn. Do you like popcorn? - Yes. 215 00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:51,076 - I like candy. Do you like candy? - Yes. 216 00:14:51,146 --> 00:14:54,081 I like soda. Would you like to go steady with me? 217 00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:57,569 - Oh, yes, Fez! - I think I might have tricked you. 218 00:14:58,986 --> 00:15:01,222 You do know we are going steady, right? 219 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:03,711 Yes! 220 00:15:03,786 --> 00:15:06,917 - What a magical night. - Yes. 221 00:15:06,985 --> 00:15:09,538 I dreamed of this since the moment we met. 222 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,682 Me too. 223 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:18,853 You know, this is my favorite movie of all time. I've seen it, like, 16 times. 224 00:15:18,922 --> 00:15:22,948 That woman keeps calling Clint Eastwood and asking him to play "Misty" for her. 225 00:15:23,018 --> 00:15:24,927 Isn't it romantic? 226 00:15:28,105 --> 00:15:32,840 Romantic? But she is following him and bothering him and threatening him. 227 00:15:32,905 --> 00:15:36,931 Yeah, that's what I mean. If she can't have him, nobody can. 228 00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:42,021 Okay then. 229 00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:45,702 Oh, you're so cute. I love being your girlfriend. 230 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:49,348 If you ever left me, I'd kill you. 231 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,299 O... Okay then. 232 00:16:07,946 --> 00:16:10,018 What's up with Eric's head anyway? 233 00:16:10,089 --> 00:16:14,050 It's completely out of proportion to that skinny body. 234 00:16:14,122 --> 00:16:16,194 He looks like a Blow Pop. 235 00:16:20,266 --> 00:16:24,543 You know, I bet Michael's gonna want me to feel sorry for him. 236 00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:27,367 But I'm gonna be all, like... 237 00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:31,296 "Aww. Bite it, Casanova!" 238 00:16:33,354 --> 00:16:37,412 - Hey, Jackie, Donna. - Hey, Michael. I heard what happened. 239 00:16:37,481 --> 00:16:42,664 - Yeah. Me and Laurie are done. - Doesn't Eric look like a Blow Pop? 240 00:16:42,729 --> 00:16:46,112 - Uh, yeah, I guess. - Yeah. 241 00:16:46,186 --> 00:16:50,692 Uh, listen, uh, Jackie, can we go somewhere and talk? 242 00:16:50,762 --> 00:16:55,017 No! Look, anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of Donna. 243 00:16:57,962 --> 00:17:00,329 Well, okay. 244 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,979 Uh, listen... 245 00:17:03,049 --> 00:17:05,766 what happened with me and Laurie got me thinking. 246 00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:09,576 And what she did was really a betrayal... 247 00:17:09,642 --> 00:17:12,195 and it hurt so much. 248 00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:15,332 So you want me to feel sorry for you. 249 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,751 - No, don't feel sorry for me. - Wait, what? 250 00:17:18,826 --> 00:17:21,640 No, I deserve this. After what I did to you? 251 00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:25,383 I don't know if you've made the connection, but there are a lot of similarities... 252 00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:29,344 between what Laurie did to me and what I did to you. 253 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:33,029 Except... you and I were really in love... 254 00:17:33,994 --> 00:17:35,903 and you trusted me. 255 00:17:37,226 --> 00:17:40,390 Jackie, I let you down, and I'm sorry. 256 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:45,957 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you just saying this stuff so I'll give you Valentine sex? 257 00:17:47,498 --> 00:17:49,767 'Cause this is a holy day, Michael... 258 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:52,354 and you should be ashamed of yourself. 259 00:17:52,426 --> 00:17:54,531 No. 260 00:17:54,602 --> 00:17:57,918 I just said what I wanted to say, and... 261 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:01,289 I don't blame you if you never want to speak to me again. 262 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,933 That's it. Good-bye. 263 00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:12,895 Jackie, are you okay? 264 00:18:13,929 --> 00:18:17,028 Sure. Great. 265 00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:21,855 I'm just... sitting here alone on Valentine's Day. 266 00:18:21,929 --> 00:18:26,119 - Hey, I'm here. - Yeah, why are you here? 267 00:18:26,186 --> 00:18:28,226 You should be with the one you love. 268 00:18:28,297 --> 00:18:30,240 And you love Eric... 269 00:18:30,313 --> 00:18:32,932 for some reason. 270 00:18:33,002 --> 00:18:36,035 Shut up. There's a lot of reasons. 271 00:18:37,002 --> 00:18:39,751 He's not a Blow Pop. 272 00:18:39,817 --> 00:18:41,727 He's a sweetie pie. 273 00:18:43,305 --> 00:18:45,444 Then you should be with him. 274 00:18:45,513 --> 00:18:49,888 Look, take it from someone who has loved and lost. 275 00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:54,696 Whatever he did isn't worth being alone on this holiest of days. 276 00:18:56,266 --> 00:18:59,681 Jackie, are you actually thinking about me instead of yourself? 277 00:19:01,545 --> 00:19:04,328 Yeah! God, I've had way too much sugar! 278 00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:11,682 Look, Eric, we need to talk. 279 00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:14,175 Before, I told you everything was fine when it wasn't. 280 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:19,039 So, I'm sorry for not letting you know what a colossally insensitive bonehead you are. 281 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:23,135 Oh, apology accepted. 282 00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:28,097 That's... very big of you. 283 00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:30,079 No, I'm serious. 284 00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:32,390 So from now on when you piss me off... 285 00:19:32,457 --> 00:19:36,069 I will do you the courtesy of blowing up in your face. 286 00:19:36,137 --> 00:19:39,617 Oh, Donna, that's all I ask. 287 00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:43,268 And as for my part, I've realized that somewhere along the way we crossed a line... 288 00:19:43,338 --> 00:19:47,396 where... pulling down your pants in public is really no longer that funny. 289 00:19:47,465 --> 00:19:49,604 And I suppose that point came when... 290 00:19:49,674 --> 00:19:54,409 - you started letting me pull them down in private. - Exactly. 291 00:19:54,474 --> 00:19:57,157 So... 292 00:19:57,225 --> 00:19:59,135 are we good? 293 00:20:00,361 --> 00:20:02,271 Yeah. No. 294 00:20:03,273 --> 00:20:06,208 - Are we good now? - Gettin' there. 295 00:20:11,561 --> 00:20:14,278 - Just... Come on. Let me put my pants on. - Nope. 296 00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:18,568 But... it's really cold. And... 297 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:22,430 You know, I'm freezing off parts of my body that I know you've expressed appreciation for. 298 00:20:26,665 --> 00:20:30,277 Eric, for God's sakes, no one wants to see that. 299 00:20:32,393 --> 00:20:34,368 Yeah, now we're good. 300 00:20:57,977 --> 00:21:00,498 Ohh. 301 00:21:00,570 --> 00:21:03,734 - Something wrong, honey? - No. 302 00:21:03,802 --> 00:21:06,191 Everything's fine.