1 00:00:02,816 --> 00:00:05,271 Hey. What are you guys up to? 2 00:00:05,344 --> 00:00:07,198 We're spending the weekend at a hotel. 3 00:00:07,264 --> 00:00:10,613 What, car sex isn't good enough anymore? 4 00:00:10,687 --> 00:00:12,542 I would love car sex. 5 00:00:14,592 --> 00:00:16,501 Or just sex. 6 00:00:18,367 --> 00:00:20,277 Or just a car. 7 00:00:21,951 --> 00:00:24,123 I have to get out of town. Ever since my dad lost the store... 8 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:27,803 he just shuffles around in a not-completely-closed bathrobe. 9 00:00:27,871 --> 00:00:29,846 It's really depressing. 10 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,473 "The Wisconsin Dells' most romantic hideaway. 11 00:00:32,544 --> 00:00:35,359 Hunters and truckers always welcome." 12 00:00:36,959 --> 00:00:40,091 - That's nice. - Sounds awesome. I'm gonna go pack. 13 00:00:43,071 --> 00:00:46,552 You guys. The weirdest thing just happened with Pam Macy. 14 00:00:46,624 --> 00:00:49,787 Kelso, man, she'll do that with any guy standing in front of her. 15 00:00:51,967 --> 00:00:54,553 Okay. So, I'm making out with Pam in the orchestra pit... 16 00:00:54,624 --> 00:00:57,973 and everything is progressin' like normal until... 17 00:00:58,943 --> 00:01:01,693 - What? - You know... 18 00:01:01,759 --> 00:01:06,069 the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls. 19 00:01:07,487 --> 00:01:10,968 Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor? 20 00:01:16,671 --> 00:01:18,843 No. 21 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,951 Okay. 22 00:01:21,023 --> 00:01:22,878 Let me put it this way. 23 00:01:22,943 --> 00:01:26,042 The buffer wouldn't buff. 24 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,564 Poor Mr. Cooper. 25 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,062 No, Fez. I think what he's tryin' to say is... 26 00:01:36,127 --> 00:01:38,037 the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat. 27 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,502 The weasel wouldn't pop. 28 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:43,771 The alphabet soup never spelled "go." 29 00:01:44,992 --> 00:01:47,359 Okay! All right! Enough! 30 00:01:47,424 --> 00:01:49,758 Actually, not quite. There are a lot of Amish people... 31 00:01:49,823 --> 00:01:51,678 but they never raised a barn. 32 00:01:56,095 --> 00:01:58,365 Forman, man, that was awesome. 33 00:01:58,432 --> 00:02:01,279 Hey. It just came to me. 34 00:02:01,343 --> 00:02:04,442 Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants. 35 00:02:06,783 --> 00:02:08,922 Okay! You guys, this is not funny! 36 00:02:08,992 --> 00:02:12,439 - This is, like, a nightmare. - Yes. Eric, stop teasing. 37 00:02:12,511 --> 00:02:16,472 Kelso, I want you to know that I feel bad for you... 38 00:02:16,543 --> 00:02:19,543 and that I am sorry... you are not a man! 39 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:04,015 So, looks like I'm gonna spend the weekend with Kelso... tutor him in math. 40 00:03:11,504 --> 00:03:14,057 Really. 41 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:15,982 Hmm. 42 00:03:17,391 --> 00:03:21,417 So, you're allegedly tutoring Kelso in math. 43 00:03:23,151 --> 00:03:26,053 - Yes, sir. - Are you good in math? 44 00:03:27,439 --> 00:03:29,414 What's the square root of "x"? 45 00:03:31,151 --> 00:03:33,672 - Um, I really can't answer that. - Aha! 46 00:03:33,744 --> 00:03:36,526 No. See, "x" is a variable, so until you define its parameters... 47 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:39,657 the only possible answer is a variable... or "x" if you prefer. 48 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,096 Is that right? 49 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:47,949 Sounds good. 50 00:03:48,015 --> 00:03:50,317 - Will Michael's parents be home? - Yes. 51 00:03:50,383 --> 00:03:53,766 Are they as dumb as he is? 52 00:03:53,839 --> 00:03:55,978 I can't lie. Yes. 53 00:03:57,199 --> 00:03:59,435 Yes, they are. 54 00:03:59,504 --> 00:04:02,024 Right answer. That was a trick question. 55 00:04:03,727 --> 00:04:05,832 I know they're dumb. 56 00:04:07,823 --> 00:04:11,435 So, I can go? 57 00:04:11,503 --> 00:04:14,951 You can go, but I'll be watching the news. 58 00:04:17,775 --> 00:04:20,077 And if anything is vandalized... 59 00:04:20,143 --> 00:04:21,998 or explodes... 60 00:04:22,063 --> 00:04:24,202 or catches on fire... 61 00:04:24,272 --> 00:04:27,588 "x" is gonna equal me kicking your ass. 62 00:04:40,432 --> 00:04:45,068 So, anyway, Jackie's, uh, havin' trouble in school stuff... 63 00:04:45,136 --> 00:04:47,950 and, uh, I thought I should stay with her this weekend... 64 00:04:48,016 --> 00:04:50,437 tutor her in, you know, stuff. 65 00:04:52,623 --> 00:04:55,492 - Anyone? - I'm sorry, honey. 66 00:04:55,567 --> 00:04:58,437 I can't concentrate when your father's robe is open. 67 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,826 Leave me alone. I'm ventilating. 68 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,803 Okay. See ya Sunday. 69 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,878 Jeannie, I'm home. 70 00:05:16,943 --> 00:05:19,016 Oh. 71 00:05:19,088 --> 00:05:20,681 Hello, Genie Jackie. 72 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:23,621 Hello, Master Major Michael. How was your day? 73 00:05:23,695 --> 00:05:26,728 Pretty good, pretty good. But I'm starvin'. 74 00:05:26,799 --> 00:05:28,843 I've been on the moon all day, and I missed lunch. 75 00:05:29,711 --> 00:05:31,751 I can fix that. 76 00:05:33,807 --> 00:05:36,392 Damn. I love havin' a genie. 77 00:05:36,463 --> 00:05:38,984 - Well, let's eat. - Okay. 78 00:05:39,055 --> 00:05:43,016 Unless you're hungry for something besides food, Master. 79 00:05:45,487 --> 00:05:50,276 Actually, I'm havin' a little problem in this department lately. 80 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,293 Not anymore. 81 00:05:53,743 --> 00:05:57,802 Ho-ho! You're the best genie ever! 82 00:06:10,832 --> 00:06:13,482 Hello? Pam? 83 00:06:13,551 --> 00:06:16,453 I'm back! 84 00:06:22,447 --> 00:06:25,611 You know, Red, with the house empty this weekend... 85 00:06:25,679 --> 00:06:29,673 it might be a... a nice opportunity for a little romance. 86 00:06:30,927 --> 00:06:32,902 Uh-huh. 87 00:06:36,175 --> 00:06:39,110 Is that, "Uh-huh, my passion burns for you"... 88 00:06:39,183 --> 00:06:42,958 or "Uh-huh, you're as exciting as an old hat"? 89 00:06:45,103 --> 00:06:47,786 Well, what kind of old hat? 90 00:06:47,855 --> 00:06:50,855 How about a hat that's about to be super P.O.'d? 91 00:06:50,927 --> 00:06:53,927 Oh. Then the passion one. 92 00:06:56,975 --> 00:06:59,770 Okay. I'm gonna sneak some beer outta the fridge. You go be lookout. 93 00:06:59,792 --> 00:07:01,897 You can count on me. 94 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,145 Hyde, the Formans are home. 95 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:28,302 - A little late, Fez. - It's funnier this way. 96 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:33,676 Okay, you two, out. 97 00:07:33,743 --> 00:07:37,092 Here. Here, you can each have a Snack Pack. 98 00:07:41,615 --> 00:07:43,525 Thank you, Mrs. Forman. 99 00:07:46,511 --> 00:07:48,518 Ooh. Chocolate. 100 00:07:52,079 --> 00:07:54,316 Okay, Kitty. 101 00:07:54,383 --> 00:07:56,772 I'm gonna cook you a romantic dinner. 102 00:07:56,847 --> 00:07:58,756 So, you go put on something pretty... 103 00:07:58,831 --> 00:08:01,678 and I'll warm up the toaster oven. 104 00:08:01,743 --> 00:08:06,499 Oh, wow. Dinner from the toaster oven. Ha ha. 105 00:08:06,575 --> 00:08:09,804 Well, whoop-de-do. I'll put on my fancy dress. 106 00:08:11,311 --> 00:08:13,166 Okay. I'm gonna work on Plan "B." 107 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:15,020 Oh, I would. 108 00:08:19,983 --> 00:08:22,088 This place is awesome. 109 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:27,278 I know. There's gotta be, like, 17 pillows on this bed. 110 00:08:28,431 --> 00:08:30,286 What's this? 111 00:08:30,351 --> 00:08:33,034 Oh, my God. It's a tiny fridge... 112 00:08:33,103 --> 00:08:36,169 with, like, a million bottles of tiny liquor. 113 00:08:36,239 --> 00:08:40,909 And tiny cookies. 114 00:08:40,975 --> 00:08:45,765 Oh, yeah? Well, in there... tiny shampoo and tiny soap. 115 00:08:45,839 --> 00:08:48,228 Donna, I think elves work here. 116 00:08:50,191 --> 00:08:52,744 I feel so classy. 117 00:08:52,815 --> 00:08:54,725 I'm stealing all of it. 118 00:09:05,039 --> 00:09:07,756 Look, Pam, I'm really sorry about what happened... 119 00:09:09,039 --> 00:09:10,894 again. 120 00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:13,829 I must have the flu or something. 121 00:09:13,903 --> 00:09:17,034 Well, it's not like any flu I've ever heard of. 122 00:09:17,103 --> 00:09:19,470 Well, there's lots of kinds of flu, Pam! 123 00:09:21,871 --> 00:09:24,043 I'm sorry. 124 00:09:24,111 --> 00:09:26,566 Oh, well, don't take it so hard. 125 00:09:26,639 --> 00:09:28,548 Oops. Sorry. 126 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,802 Look, just don't tell anybody, okay? 127 00:09:33,871 --> 00:09:39,272 Oh, Flopsy, I'm not gonna tell anybody. 128 00:09:39,343 --> 00:09:41,253 I'm gonna tell everybody. 129 00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:46,759 Eric. 130 00:09:48,719 --> 00:09:52,494 Do you know that if you mix Kahlúa and scotch, it tastes just like Dr. Pepper? 131 00:09:56,975 --> 00:09:59,080 You're cute. 132 00:10:01,871 --> 00:10:03,878 Okay. 133 00:10:05,711 --> 00:10:09,704 I think you're cute too... and a little drunk... 134 00:10:10,863 --> 00:10:13,252 which is gonna make my job a whole lot easier. 135 00:10:17,103 --> 00:10:18,957 What's that? 136 00:10:20,463 --> 00:10:23,398 - I guess the guy next door thinks we're being too loud. - Oh, yeah? 137 00:10:23,471 --> 00:10:25,991 What... 138 00:10:28,143 --> 00:10:30,052 Oh, my God. He just pounded right back. 139 00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:33,956 Uh, okay. You know what? Let's just be quiet. 140 00:10:34,031 --> 00:10:35,885 But then he wins, Eric. 141 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,438 We need to get the last pound. 142 00:10:43,311 --> 00:10:45,897 See? We won. We're not gonna take crap. 143 00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:47,822 We're gonna give it, 'cause we're fearless. 144 00:10:47,887 --> 00:10:52,622 Oh, my God. He's at the door. 145 00:10:52,687 --> 00:10:54,923 Okay, you know what? I think I have a little fear. 146 00:10:54,991 --> 00:10:58,701 So, let's just, uh, be really quiet and pretend we're not here. 147 00:10:58,767 --> 00:11:01,156 - And maybe he'll just think we're not here. - Okay. 148 00:11:02,735 --> 00:11:04,589 Will you cut it out! 149 00:11:06,543 --> 00:11:09,642 Okay, look, just stay in here and shush. 150 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,653 Okay. 151 00:11:18,383 --> 00:11:20,238 - Eric! - Dad. 152 00:11:25,199 --> 00:11:27,054 Hey, it's Big Red. 153 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,376 Son of a bitch! 154 00:11:36,599 --> 00:11:38,508 What the hell are you doing here? 155 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:41,649 Wait. What are you doing here? 156 00:11:41,719 --> 00:11:44,108 Oh, my God. Who are you with? 157 00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:47,957 Your mother, you dumb-ass. 158 00:11:50,007 --> 00:11:52,079 Okay. I'm gonna make a deal with you. 159 00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:54,672 I never saw you. I don't know you're here. 160 00:11:54,743 --> 00:11:56,401 Wait. So we're good? 161 00:11:56,471 --> 00:11:59,056 No, no. You're gettin' your ass kicked on Monday. 162 00:11:59,126 --> 00:12:01,777 But for now, you shut up and stay here. 163 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:04,881 If your mother sees you, my fun time is over. 164 00:12:10,711 --> 00:12:12,653 Oh, this is just awful! 165 00:12:12,726 --> 00:12:16,075 Oh. No, hey, cheer up. 166 00:12:16,151 --> 00:12:19,185 I've been in trouble with Red before. It's okay. 167 00:12:19,255 --> 00:12:21,972 No, it's not that. 168 00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:24,657 It's just seeing your dad reminded me of my dad. 169 00:12:24,727 --> 00:12:28,043 Your dad's going away on nice weekends and having fun... 170 00:12:28,119 --> 00:12:30,737 and my dad's out of work and sad. 171 00:12:30,806 --> 00:12:33,774 Plus your robe's not completely closed, and that reminds me of him too. 172 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,226 Okay. Okay, you know what? 173 00:12:39,895 --> 00:12:42,677 Let's turn that frown upside-down. 174 00:12:42,743 --> 00:12:46,223 That's right. Let's have super-hot sex, baby. 175 00:12:48,983 --> 00:12:52,529 And by super-hot sex, I mean... 176 00:12:52,599 --> 00:12:54,453 let's talk about your sad feelings. 177 00:12:59,223 --> 00:13:01,940 Okay, Jackie, I have some really terrible news about Kelso... 178 00:13:02,007 --> 00:13:03,862 that will make us both laugh a lot. 179 00:13:03,927 --> 00:13:06,742 Yeah. I already know. Pam Macy made this big announcement in gym. 180 00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:19,891 Jackie, this is where we both laugh a lot. 181 00:13:22,231 --> 00:13:24,598 Actually, Fez, I don't find it that funny. 182 00:13:24,663 --> 00:13:26,573 I kinda feel sad for him. 183 00:13:26,646 --> 00:13:29,330 But you hate him. He totally screwed you over. 184 00:13:29,399 --> 00:13:32,082 Yeah, but he's grown up a lot since then. 185 00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:34,223 And he's suffered, and I'm over it by now. 186 00:13:35,255 --> 00:13:37,110 Poor Michael. 187 00:13:37,175 --> 00:13:39,564 Poor Michael? 188 00:13:39,639 --> 00:13:43,152 Well, I see I have wasted my time talking to you. Good day, miss. 189 00:13:45,207 --> 00:13:48,305 - Wait, Fez. - I said good day. 190 00:13:52,439 --> 00:13:55,341 What should we do with all of this time alone? 191 00:13:55,415 --> 00:13:57,716 I'll get that. 192 00:13:57,783 --> 00:14:01,328 I ordered you a special surprise. 193 00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:03,788 Ta-da! 194 00:14:03,863 --> 00:14:07,725 Donna? Donna is my surprise? 195 00:14:07,799 --> 00:14:12,654 Donna? What the... heck are you doin' here, Donna? 196 00:14:14,071 --> 00:14:16,493 What the heck? 197 00:14:16,566 --> 00:14:19,283 Mrs. Forman, Eric is being a jerk, and I wanted to talk to my mom. 198 00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:21,587 But since she's not here, can I talk to you? 199 00:14:22,711 --> 00:14:24,620 Eric's here too? 200 00:14:24,694 --> 00:14:28,753 What on earth is goin' on? 201 00:14:28,823 --> 00:14:30,895 What the heck? 202 00:14:30,966 --> 00:14:34,315 - Red, what is going on here? - Oh, I'm just as surprised as you. 203 00:14:34,391 --> 00:14:36,846 Oh, all right! 204 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:40,814 - Eric and Donna are the noisy people next door. - And you didn't tell me? 205 00:14:40,887 --> 00:14:43,342 Hello, Mommy? 206 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:46,000 I'm sad! 207 00:14:52,119 --> 00:14:55,086 Donna, where have you... 208 00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:57,581 Your mother kicked me out. 209 00:14:57,655 --> 00:15:00,110 Oh, no. 210 00:15:09,206 --> 00:15:11,573 I said no. 211 00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:19,600 Guys, I gotta tell you somethin'. 212 00:15:20,727 --> 00:15:22,582 I'm omnipotent. 213 00:15:37,623 --> 00:15:41,584 Huh. This does taste like Dr. Pepper. 214 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,461 Told ya. 215 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,599 Hey, you know what? I think I might puke. 216 00:15:47,671 --> 00:15:49,810 Oh, no, no, no. No, no. 217 00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:52,661 Honey, nobody gets sick in Mr. And Mrs. Forman's room. 218 00:15:55,799 --> 00:15:58,352 You know, it is a lovely room. 219 00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:00,496 Red just saw the brochure on the counter... 220 00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:02,956 and then he whisked me up and he brought me here. 221 00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:05,813 It was very Humphrey Bogart. 222 00:16:05,879 --> 00:16:08,213 Eric did the same thing for me. 223 00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:10,767 - Sometimes he's really sweet. - Uh-huh. 224 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,694 Do you have a bucket? 225 00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:14,930 Room service. 226 00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:17,716 Honey. Honey, pretty girls do not throw up. 227 00:16:23,863 --> 00:16:26,612 Oh, no, no. No, no. I didn't order this. 228 00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:30,028 Oh, uh, it was ordered by a Mr. Red Forman. 229 00:16:33,175 --> 00:16:36,110 Oh, my gosh. This must have been his surprise. 230 00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:40,013 Oh! Flowers, champagne. 231 00:16:40,087 --> 00:16:41,974 Cashews. 232 00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:45,708 The most expensive nut, you know. 233 00:16:46,999 --> 00:16:49,682 Oh, dear, sweet Red. I have to go see him. 234 00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:52,020 - Are you feeling better? - No. 235 00:16:52,087 --> 00:16:54,127 Okay, good. Nighty-night. 236 00:17:03,287 --> 00:17:07,029 Why is everything doing that? 237 00:17:11,895 --> 00:17:13,783 Hey, Michael. 238 00:17:13,847 --> 00:17:15,952 I heard what happened with Pam. 239 00:17:16,023 --> 00:17:20,016 And I want you to know, that according to Cosmopolitan magazine, you're not a freak. 240 00:17:20,087 --> 00:17:21,614 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 241 00:17:21,687 --> 00:17:24,054 They say that, lots of times when it happens to a guy... 242 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:27,731 it's not that he can't, it's just that he secretly doesn't want to. 243 00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:29,654 Okay, well, not to criticize... 244 00:17:29,719 --> 00:17:32,915 but Cosmo's never seen Pam Macy naked. 245 00:17:32,983 --> 00:17:36,114 Michael, just think about it. Do you like Pam? 246 00:17:36,183 --> 00:17:38,288 Well, I like parts of her. 247 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,807 Well, maybe that's not enough. 248 00:17:41,879 --> 00:17:46,581 And maybe your body's mature enough to realize that even if your brain isn't. 249 00:17:48,759 --> 00:17:52,174 Okay, well, you know, if this is about maturity... 250 00:17:52,247 --> 00:17:54,287 then I want nothing to do with it. 251 00:17:55,287 --> 00:17:59,248 Look, Michael, don't worry, okay? 252 00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:01,424 When you find the girl you're meant to be with... 253 00:18:01,495 --> 00:18:03,633 you'll be able to do all the stuff you want. 254 00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:05,808 I promise. 255 00:18:05,879 --> 00:18:09,108 I hope you're right. Thanks, Jackie. 256 00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:17,869 - I'm back. - What? 257 00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:24,366 Nothin'. Good hug! 258 00:18:31,063 --> 00:18:32,918 Out. 259 00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,396 But it's my room. 260 00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:39,317 Love ya, sweetie. 261 00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:48,277 Donna. 262 00:18:48,343 --> 00:18:51,026 Donna, are you there? 263 00:18:51,094 --> 00:18:54,869 Donna, please open the door, please. 264 00:19:00,535 --> 00:19:02,837 Great. I'm locked out of both rooms. 265 00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:07,724 Well, at least I don't have any pants. 266 00:19:07,799 --> 00:19:11,377 I want you to open that door right now. Our daughter's in there, and she's drunk. 267 00:19:12,407 --> 00:19:14,709 I really shouldn't be doing this. 268 00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:18,070 Okay. Then I'll just sue you... until you're dead. 269 00:19:22,615 --> 00:19:25,844 - You get off my daughter! - Bob! What the hell? 270 00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,765 Red? 271 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:31,278 Ooh! Kitty, what a pretty nightgown. 272 00:19:31,351 --> 00:19:33,206 Thank you, Midge. 273 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,196 Could you hand it to me, please? 274 00:19:42,838 --> 00:19:46,995 Look, I'm sorry about getting all tipsy last night. 275 00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:49,234 Oh, no. Please, I'm sorry. 276 00:19:49,302 --> 00:19:51,823 - The fight was all my fault. - Fight? We had a fight? 277 00:19:54,295 --> 00:19:56,499 No. 278 00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:59,088 - What did you do? - Nothing. 279 00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:03,349 Obviously you did something. I want to know what it is in case I'm still mad about it. 280 00:20:04,535 --> 00:20:07,317 Well, okay. 281 00:20:07,383 --> 00:20:10,929 I had said that you were the most beautiful girl in the world... 282 00:20:10,999 --> 00:20:13,868 and then you got all mad and said, "Get bent." 283 00:20:15,863 --> 00:20:19,246 Not your finest hour, but... I still love you. 284 00:20:20,503 --> 00:20:23,372 Wow. You must be really upset about this. 285 00:20:23,447 --> 00:20:25,716 Um... 286 00:20:25,782 --> 00:20:28,051 kind of, yeah. 287 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:30,836 Well, come on, Eric. Let's turn that frown upside-down. 288 00:20:30,903 --> 00:20:33,423 That's right. Let's have super-hot sex, baby. 289 00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:37,743 Oh, crap. 290 00:20:40,923 --> 00:20:43,312 Well, Genie Jackie, I am in the mood... 291 00:20:43,386 --> 00:20:46,420 for some hot master-genie lovin'. 292 00:20:46,491 --> 00:20:48,498 Oh, I'm sorry, Master Major Michael. 293 00:20:48,571 --> 00:20:51,440 But what we are going to have is a warm master-genie friendship. 294 00:20:51,514 --> 00:20:54,165 In fact, I am the master now, and you are the genie. 295 00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:02,906 Except you will not have any genie powers. 296 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,826 You will just do as I say. 297 00:21:04,891 --> 00:21:07,280 Now, do my math homework, Genie. 298 00:21:09,691 --> 00:21:11,546 No!