1 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:04,880 Wow, Hyde. I can't believe it. Your own set of wheels. 2 00:00:04,952 --> 00:00:08,018 Yep. She is the best thing that ever happened to me. 3 00:00:08,088 --> 00:00:10,957 Oh, except for that one time Kelso swallowed that fishhook. 4 00:00:11,031 --> 00:00:14,162 That was pretty cool too. 5 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:16,533 Yeah, that was one magic trick I could never get right. 6 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,593 All right, Hyde, this car is fine... 7 00:00:20,664 --> 00:00:23,381 but, I mean, it's no Vista Cruiser. 8 00:00:23,448 --> 00:00:25,303 How many miles you gettin' to the gallon? 9 00:00:25,368 --> 00:00:28,368 - Oh, about 11. - Damn! Okay, fine. 10 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,571 But, you know, the Vista Cruiser can seat eight... 11 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,495 nine if someone sits on the stain. 12 00:00:34,808 --> 00:00:36,662 Yeah, okay, Forman, but do you have any idea... 13 00:00:36,728 --> 00:00:39,542 how many chicks I can fit in the flatbed? 14 00:00:39,608 --> 00:00:41,550 Thirty-two. And that's with Big Rhonda. 15 00:00:43,831 --> 00:00:45,489 Damn! 16 00:00:45,559 --> 00:00:47,567 Eww! 17 00:00:51,544 --> 00:00:53,911 Oh, hello. 18 00:00:53,975 --> 00:00:55,830 What are you doing back there, Fez? 19 00:00:55,895 --> 00:00:57,782 I... I was... 20 00:00:57,848 --> 00:01:01,044 I was just showing Caroline the back of my new car and my tongue. 21 00:01:02,615 --> 00:01:04,819 Fez, this isn't your car. 22 00:01:04,887 --> 00:01:07,986 Yeah. Foreigners can't drive here unless it's a cab. 23 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,880 Shut up. 24 00:01:12,952 --> 00:01:17,010 Isn't he cute? Fezzie, I told you. You don't have to try and impress me anymore. 25 00:01:17,079 --> 00:01:18,934 I'm your girlfriend now. 26 00:01:18,999 --> 00:01:21,934 I'm sorry, Caroline. From now on, I will be totally honest. 27 00:01:22,008 --> 00:01:24,463 - Good. Now, come on, walk me home. - Ah, yes. 28 00:01:24,536 --> 00:01:27,616 And on the way, I can tell you about the time I killed a shark with a coconut. 29 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:35,888 All right, Kelso, let's go out cruising for hot chicks with self-esteem problems. 30 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,149 Yeah. No, thanks, man. I don't do that stuff anymore. 31 00:01:40,215 --> 00:01:42,452 Shut up and come on. 32 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,821 No, man, I mean it. I've matured. 33 00:01:46,616 --> 00:01:48,471 Hey, Donna, wanna go to the mall? 34 00:01:48,536 --> 00:01:51,885 Rerun from What's Happening is opening up the new Dairy Queen. 35 00:01:53,272 --> 00:01:56,468 Actually, Jackie, as fun as that sounds, um, no. 36 00:01:58,359 --> 00:02:01,840 What? "Hey, hey, hey." 37 00:02:01,912 --> 00:02:04,083 - I'm in. - Okay. 38 00:02:04,152 --> 00:02:06,323 Well, let me get my beret and some Certs with Retsyn. 39 00:02:07,672 --> 00:02:09,526 Cool. 40 00:02:09,592 --> 00:02:13,454 Wait a second. You're too mature to go cruising with me, but you go to the mall with Jackie? 41 00:02:13,527 --> 00:02:16,277 Yeah. It's this new thing we're trying, man. We're friends. 42 00:02:16,343 --> 00:02:20,850 See, I did some reflecting, and I realized that Jackie is the only girl I want to be with. 43 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:24,758 Today? 44 00:02:24,823 --> 00:02:27,027 No, every day. 45 00:02:27,095 --> 00:02:31,219 See, we were meant to be together. She just doesn't know it yet. 46 00:02:31,287 --> 00:02:33,523 Yeah, but I have a plan. 47 00:02:33,591 --> 00:02:36,853 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah. 48 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,669 See, she wants to be just friends, right? 49 00:02:39,735 --> 00:02:44,175 Okay, so I'll be her friend. But what she doesn't realize is that I'm also a boy. 50 00:02:46,103 --> 00:02:51,056 Yeah, and sooner or later, friend is gonna lead down the path to boy. 51 00:02:51,128 --> 00:02:53,494 And then I'll be her friend-boy. 52 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:56,662 That is a great plan. 53 00:02:58,167 --> 00:03:00,174 - Okay, I'm ready. - Hey. Let's go, friend. 54 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:02,102 Okay. 55 00:03:04,439 --> 00:03:07,254 That is such a bad plan. 56 00:03:07,319 --> 00:03:09,326 Yeah, but, you know, on the bright side... 57 00:03:09,399 --> 00:03:13,141 maybe we'll be there when it all blows up in his face. 58 00:03:51,419 --> 00:03:53,808 Hey, Mrs. Forman. Happy birthday. 59 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:57,555 Ohh. 60 00:03:58,556 --> 00:04:00,443 I can't believe you remembered. 61 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:03,639 You are the first person to say anything all day. 62 00:04:07,483 --> 00:04:11,412 And how did you know I needed more flashbulbs? 63 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,338 Thank you. 64 00:04:15,163 --> 00:04:17,302 - So, do you wanna stay for dinner? - Oh, no, thanks. 65 00:04:17,371 --> 00:04:19,673 - I'm just gonna grab a sandwich. - A sandwich! 66 00:04:19,739 --> 00:04:22,838 Steven, a sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal. 67 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:27,002 - Oh, well, thanks, Mrs. Forman. - Uh-huh. 68 00:04:28,379 --> 00:04:31,608 Hey, Mom, what's for dinner? I'm starving. 69 00:04:31,675 --> 00:04:35,188 - Manwiches. - Again? 70 00:04:35,259 --> 00:04:37,648 Ahh, we just had those. 71 00:04:37,723 --> 00:04:40,538 Kitty, I left my shirt on the bed. It needs to be ironed for tomorrow. 72 00:04:40,603 --> 00:04:43,636 - Okay. - Oh, and, uh... 73 00:04:43,707 --> 00:04:47,319 I know you think I forgot, but I didn't. 74 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:51,282 Oh, Red, I knew you'd remember. 75 00:04:51,356 --> 00:04:54,355 Yep, the check for the plumber is on the dresser. 76 00:04:56,187 --> 00:04:58,042 Oh. 77 00:04:59,323 --> 00:05:01,690 Good. 78 00:05:03,228 --> 00:05:05,748 Um... 79 00:05:05,819 --> 00:05:07,674 is there anything else to eat? 80 00:05:10,587 --> 00:05:12,824 Well, you know what, honey? 81 00:05:15,195 --> 00:05:18,229 I don't give a good gosh darn what you eat! 82 00:05:26,331 --> 00:05:29,080 Wow, she's really upset. 83 00:05:29,148 --> 00:05:32,377 Yeah. Nice goin'. 84 00:05:33,948 --> 00:05:37,592 See, the boatneck adds dimension to your shoulders. 85 00:05:37,659 --> 00:05:40,506 And the plum color... that really accents your jewel-toned eyes. 86 00:05:43,323 --> 00:05:46,803 Oh, my God. Michael, you just described my perfect outfit. 87 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:48,785 You are so good at this. 88 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:51,958 Yeah, I have a knack for ensembles. 89 00:05:54,939 --> 00:05:57,874 Hey, Hyde, how goes the cruising for chicks? 90 00:05:57,948 --> 00:06:01,744 It was going fine till I hit a patch of ice and almost took out a few of 'em. 91 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,674 Big Rhonda cracked my brake light. 92 00:06:08,156 --> 00:06:10,392 Hi. 93 00:06:10,459 --> 00:06:13,045 - Hey. - Have you seen Fez? 94 00:06:13,115 --> 00:06:16,497 Uh, no. He went bowling with his host parents. 95 00:06:16,571 --> 00:06:19,920 Damn him! I'm sorry. 96 00:06:19,995 --> 00:06:22,678 I was just hoping he'd be here so we could study together. 97 00:06:22,747 --> 00:06:24,820 Now I have to walk home alone in the dark. 98 00:06:24,891 --> 00:06:27,346 It's scary out there. Somebody ran over Big Rhonda. 99 00:06:30,331 --> 00:06:33,146 - Um, do you want a... - Okay! 100 00:06:33,211 --> 00:06:35,350 Ride? 101 00:06:35,419 --> 00:06:38,648 You know, Michael, I'm really enjoying our time together. 102 00:06:38,715 --> 00:06:40,625 Really? Me too. 103 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,863 Yeah, you know, the makeup, shopping, braiding each other's hair... 104 00:06:43,932 --> 00:06:47,161 - you are like the girlfriend I never had. - Oh. 105 00:06:47,227 --> 00:06:50,904 Well, thanks, Jackie. I... Wait. 106 00:06:50,971 --> 00:06:52,826 Girlfriend? 107 00:06:52,891 --> 00:06:54,746 Yeah. I mean, Donna's nice and everything... 108 00:06:54,811 --> 00:06:57,299 but she kinda dresses like a trucker. 109 00:07:06,779 --> 00:07:08,634 The Waltons. 110 00:07:09,755 --> 00:07:12,024 Now, there's a grateful family. 111 00:07:13,371 --> 00:07:14,964 Mmm. 112 00:07:17,691 --> 00:07:20,342 And, boy, did they love their mother. 113 00:07:23,515 --> 00:07:25,817 Oh, great. 114 00:07:25,883 --> 00:07:27,955 I think I've got athlete's foot. 115 00:07:33,339 --> 00:07:35,227 I am... I... I am going to bed. 116 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:43,348 Where'd your mother go? 117 00:07:44,412 --> 00:07:46,266 To bed. 118 00:07:46,331 --> 00:07:48,186 Man, what's wrong with her anyway? 119 00:07:48,251 --> 00:07:51,667 Oh, who knows? She's been moody all day. 120 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:54,903 Let me see the TV Guide. 121 00:07:54,971 --> 00:07:56,979 Ahh. Let's see. What day is it? 122 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:01,207 Ah, it's the 13th. 123 00:08:01,275 --> 00:08:04,177 It seems to me I was supposed to do something on the 13th. 124 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:08,048 Oh, good Lord! 125 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:12,177 You forgot your mother's birthday! 126 00:08:15,611 --> 00:08:19,223 Oh, no. Dad, this is bad. This is very, very bad. 127 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:22,225 All right. Don't start gettin' all twitchy. 128 00:08:24,315 --> 00:08:26,617 Now, we gotta think. 129 00:08:29,595 --> 00:08:31,537 Let's watch CHiPs and think. 130 00:08:38,427 --> 00:08:41,144 So, Fez is really nice, huh? 131 00:08:41,211 --> 00:08:43,960 - Yeah, Fez is a good guy. - Yeah. 132 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,609 You know, sometimes, when I'm trying to sleep at night... 133 00:08:47,675 --> 00:08:50,838 I think about how much it would hurt if he ever left me. 134 00:08:50,907 --> 00:08:52,761 And then I say, "Fez would never leave me." 135 00:08:52,827 --> 00:08:56,307 But then I say, "We've only been going out for a short time. Maybe he would leave me." 136 00:08:58,331 --> 00:09:02,106 So then, I hold my breath until my lungs are about to explode... 137 00:09:02,171 --> 00:09:04,986 because that's how much I think it would hurt if he ever did leave me. 138 00:09:11,355 --> 00:09:13,908 And then, when I regain consciousness... 139 00:09:15,675 --> 00:09:18,228 I start breathing again, and everything's fine. 140 00:09:18,299 --> 00:09:20,437 Oops. There's my house. Thanks! Bye! 141 00:09:23,099 --> 00:09:25,106 See ya. 142 00:09:30,427 --> 00:09:33,591 Happy birthday! 143 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,298 Oh, you remembered? 144 00:09:38,363 --> 00:09:42,160 Well, of course we remembered, honey. 145 00:09:42,235 --> 00:09:45,464 We just figured that we'd wait till there was only 15 minutes left in the day... 146 00:09:45,531 --> 00:09:47,385 and you were good and mad... 147 00:09:47,451 --> 00:09:50,898 and then we'd sneak up here and surprise the hell out of you. 148 00:09:50,971 --> 00:09:53,306 Wow, what a good plan. 149 00:09:53,371 --> 00:09:56,240 'Cause I was awfully mad. 150 00:09:56,315 --> 00:09:59,162 Yeah. We really had you going. 151 00:10:00,795 --> 00:10:02,704 Here, Mom. Open this one first. 152 00:10:02,779 --> 00:10:05,168 - It's from me. - Well, thank you, honey. 153 00:10:10,939 --> 00:10:13,874 Oh, a map of Wisconsin. 154 00:10:15,386 --> 00:10:18,136 Oh, well, thank you. 155 00:10:18,203 --> 00:10:21,848 And, Mom, I got you these balloons too. 156 00:10:24,507 --> 00:10:27,889 "Knock out the knock-knocks at Schiffy's Gas-N-Go." 157 00:10:28,955 --> 00:10:30,810 Huh. 158 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:32,784 Wait, Kitty, there's more! 159 00:10:46,683 --> 00:10:48,538 A funnel. 160 00:10:48,603 --> 00:10:51,767 'Cause I know how much you like to pour things. 161 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:59,796 Well, um, either these gifts are really thoughtful... 162 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:03,445 or you bought a bunch of crap at the gas station! 163 00:11:03,515 --> 00:11:07,541 - What? - Oh, admit it, Red Forman. You forgot my birthday. 164 00:11:07,611 --> 00:11:09,782 Quick, Dad, give her the lighter. 165 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,281 Look, Kitty, I'm sorry. 166 00:11:15,355 --> 00:11:17,210 But it's just... 167 00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:21,109 Well, marking the calendar is your responsibility. 168 00:11:21,179 --> 00:11:23,480 Oh. 169 00:11:23,546 --> 00:11:26,329 Dad, no. 170 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,785 Ah, good morning, sunshine. 171 00:11:39,859 --> 00:11:41,964 So, what's for breakfast? 172 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,890 A funnel. 173 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,601 Ow. 174 00:11:49,426 --> 00:11:52,209 What the heck makes Jackie think I'm her girlfriend? 175 00:11:53,395 --> 00:11:55,948 All I did was pick out a few of her outfits... 176 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,539 paint her nails and give her a facial. 177 00:11:59,571 --> 00:12:01,426 Gee, I don't know, Denise. 178 00:12:02,643 --> 00:12:04,498 Um, guys, can we go inside? 179 00:12:04,563 --> 00:12:06,897 I'm freezing my choo-choos off. 180 00:12:06,962 --> 00:12:10,311 No way. I'm not going in there. 181 00:12:10,387 --> 00:12:12,242 I forgot my mom's birthday. 182 00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:16,017 Really? 'Cause I remembered your mom's birthday. 183 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:19,628 - If you remembered, why didn't you tell me? - How would that be funny? 184 00:12:23,186 --> 00:12:25,707 I don't ever have to worry about forgetting Caroline's birthday. 185 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,626 She wrote it on my arm with permanent marker. 186 00:12:29,971 --> 00:12:33,232 - Isn't she sweet? - More like psycho. 187 00:12:33,299 --> 00:12:35,688 What are you doing calling my girlfriend psycho? 188 00:12:35,762 --> 00:12:38,097 I'm sorry, Fez, did I say psycho? 189 00:12:38,163 --> 00:12:41,425 I meant nut bag, head case, wackadoo. 190 00:12:41,491 --> 00:12:44,044 She chokes herself, man. 191 00:12:45,427 --> 00:12:47,947 Well, Hyde, maybe... maybe you should... 192 00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:50,507 maybe you should choke yourself! 193 00:12:51,891 --> 00:12:53,745 Good day. 194 00:12:53,811 --> 00:12:55,785 - Fez... - I said good day! 195 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,648 Man, what fun is it being a girlfriend... 196 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:04,049 if you don't even have your own boobs to play with? 197 00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:14,642 So what, Kelso? So you're her girlfriend. 198 00:13:14,707 --> 00:13:17,642 What could possibly be so bad about that? 199 00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:20,584 I-I'll tell you what could be so bad. 200 00:13:20,659 --> 00:13:24,204 Oh, Michael, this is the happiest day of my life. 201 00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:37,873 Thank you so much for being my maid of honor. 202 00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:40,394 That's what girlfriends do. 203 00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:42,322 I'm just honored you asked me. 204 00:13:46,706 --> 00:13:48,561 Yeah, but... 205 00:13:48,626 --> 00:13:51,855 you know, on the flip side, try to think about your life without Jackie at all. 206 00:14:17,971 --> 00:14:20,721 Wow. That's even worse. 207 00:14:22,451 --> 00:14:25,582 Hey, girlfriends sometimes make out together, right? 208 00:14:27,955 --> 00:14:32,461 Yeah, usually right after long, sweaty pillow fights. 209 00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:35,148 Yeah, man, it happens all the time. 210 00:14:35,218 --> 00:14:37,875 All right! 211 00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:44,816 Hey, Mrs. Forman. 212 00:14:45,907 --> 00:14:48,754 - Is Eric home? - Eric? 213 00:14:48,819 --> 00:14:52,561 Oh, you mean my son, the map giver. 214 00:14:52,627 --> 00:14:54,699 I don't know, and I don't care. 215 00:14:56,115 --> 00:14:59,792 - Mrs. Forman, are you okay? - Oh, I am just freakin' fine! 216 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,868 What happened? 217 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,360 Well, you know I love my family. 218 00:15:08,435 --> 00:15:12,843 It's just sometimes I want to get in the car and run 'em all over. 219 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,402 They forgot my birthday. 220 00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:18,856 I'm gonna go kick Eric's ass right now! 221 00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:21,549 No. I mean, it's one thing when they don't notice... 222 00:15:21,619 --> 00:15:24,172 when I get my hair done differently... which they don't... 223 00:15:24,243 --> 00:15:27,374 but this is my birthday. 224 00:15:27,442 --> 00:15:29,384 Oh, I don't know. Maybe I expect too much. 225 00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:32,241 No, Mrs. Forman, you have every right to be mad. 226 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,819 In fact, you should be madder. You're, like, the best mom in the world. 227 00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:38,127 Yeah! 228 00:15:38,195 --> 00:15:40,050 Thank you, Donna. 229 00:15:40,115 --> 00:15:43,017 I just wish my own family would say that once in a while. 230 00:15:47,826 --> 00:15:50,063 Oh, sweetie, that's not your breakfast, is it? 231 00:15:51,090 --> 00:15:55,083 - Yeah. - Oh. 232 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:58,188 Why don't you just let me make you some nice waffles instead? 233 00:15:58,259 --> 00:16:00,201 Oh, cool. I love frozen waffles. 234 00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:03,657 Oh, honey. No, no, no, no. 235 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,065 I make my waffles from scratch. 236 00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:09,810 Those bastards! 237 00:16:13,074 --> 00:16:14,929 Now, would you look at her boobs? 238 00:16:14,994 --> 00:16:16,849 I am. 239 00:16:18,259 --> 00:16:20,714 And it's... it's disgusting. 240 00:16:20,787 --> 00:16:24,464 I mean, what is she thinking, packing in those sweet melons like that? 241 00:16:25,747 --> 00:16:27,602 I can't even look away. 242 00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:32,912 You know, Michael, I have to say, I'm really enjoying our new friendship together. 243 00:16:32,978 --> 00:16:35,312 - I love spending time with you. - Me too. 244 00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:37,767 Do you wanna go to your house and have a nice, sweaty pillow fight? 245 00:16:37,842 --> 00:16:39,697 Okay. 246 00:16:47,794 --> 00:16:50,664 - Hello, Caroline. - Oh, hi, Fez. 247 00:16:50,739 --> 00:16:53,160 So, hey, listen, just, uh... just curious... 248 00:16:53,235 --> 00:16:55,090 um... 249 00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,769 do you sometimes choke yourself? 250 00:16:58,835 --> 00:17:03,690 Yeah. But I only do it because I love you more than anything in the world. 251 00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:07,177 Okay, I'm good with that. 252 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,192 I'll get you a soda, lover. 253 00:17:09,266 --> 00:17:11,273 Don't forget to breathe while I'm gone. 254 00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:16,905 Hey, so how's it going with "Mental Mary"? 255 00:17:18,387 --> 00:17:20,241 I owe you an apology, Hyde. 256 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,543 She is crazy. 257 00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:24,749 But she's crazy for me. 258 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:38,514 Yeah. Oh! Here she comes. 259 00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:57,548 Oh, my God. She didn't even look at us. 260 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,618 I don't think I've ever seen Mom so mad. Have you? 261 00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:03,275 - Not since she stopped drinking. - What? 262 00:18:05,842 --> 00:18:07,817 Nothing. 263 00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:11,502 Look, obviously your mother's very upset about something. 264 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:14,472 And desperate times call for desperate measures. 265 00:18:14,546 --> 00:18:16,401 For the last 10 years... 266 00:18:16,466 --> 00:18:19,019 she's been asking us to do something... 267 00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:21,610 and every time we say no. 268 00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:25,577 Because what she wants is the most horrible thing in the world. 269 00:18:28,115 --> 00:18:30,187 I won't do it. 270 00:18:31,666 --> 00:18:33,738 Oh, you will do it. 271 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:37,356 And you will like it! 272 00:18:37,426 --> 00:18:40,426 Need a partner Turn the partner by the right hand round 273 00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:47,312 I can't believe we're finally square dancing. 274 00:18:47,378 --> 00:18:50,029 Oh, this is so much fun. 275 00:18:58,866 --> 00:19:01,070 It looks like "Hee-Haw" puked in here. 276 00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:04,205 Come on, honey, let's dance. 277 00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:09,418 Oh, my God. This is awful. 278 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:11,978 She made me waffles. Now promenade, you son of a bitch! 279 00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:17,483 Bow to your partner corners, all 280 00:19:17,554 --> 00:19:19,245 Circle to the left go around that hall 281 00:19:19,314 --> 00:19:21,070 Circle to the left all around you go 282 00:19:21,138 --> 00:19:22,698 When you're there and then 283 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,429 Do an allemande left with the corner maid 284 00:19:24,499 --> 00:19:26,353 Do-si-do with a partner there 285 00:19:26,419 --> 00:19:28,109 Then start by the left in the middle 286 00:19:28,178 --> 00:19:31,113 Go all the way around and then pick up your partner with an arm around 287 00:19:31,186 --> 00:19:33,390 Start a promenade and go around that town 288 00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,792 Then when you're there, ladies you backtrack 289 00:19:35,858 --> 00:19:37,353 Go the other way around 290 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,630 Meet a partner Turn the partner by the right hand round 291 00:19:39,698 --> 00:19:41,586 And back to the corner for an allemande left 292 00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,592 Buck right in for right and left grand 293 00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:46,033 Whoo-hee 294 00:19:47,922 --> 00:19:51,719 So, Mom, we found this present we just had to get you. 295 00:19:51,795 --> 00:19:53,769 So, happy birthday. 296 00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:57,868 Ohh. I thought square dance night was my present. 297 00:19:57,938 --> 00:20:02,030 It is. But we really messed up this year. 298 00:20:02,099 --> 00:20:04,782 - Well, we're sorry. - Ohh. 299 00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:12,937 "World's Darn Tootin'est Mom." 300 00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:17,329 Do you really think so? 301 00:20:17,394 --> 00:20:19,217 You're darn tootin'. 302 00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:26,826 Okay. Well... 303 00:20:26,898 --> 00:20:28,971 I think I've had enough do-si-dos for one night. 304 00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:32,784 So, what do you say we all go home and have hot fudge sundaes? 305 00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:34,574 - Oh, yes. - Thank God. 306 00:20:34,642 --> 00:20:36,911 Bastards. 307 00:20:40,926 --> 00:20:42,617 - Valentine's Day. - Check. 308 00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:46,585 - Anniversary. - Check. 309 00:20:46,654 --> 00:20:49,043 - Mother's Day. - Check. 310 00:20:49,118 --> 00:20:51,769 Well, I think we got 'em all. 311 00:20:51,838 --> 00:20:55,154 Uh, Dad, we forgot her birthday again. 312 00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:58,579 Damn it, Eric, pay attention! 313 00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:02,363 Valentine's Day. 314 00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:04,503 Check. 315 00:21:04,574 --> 00:21:07,705 - Anniversary. - Check. 316 00:21:07,774 --> 00:21:09,629 - Mother's Day. - Check.