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So if "x" equals seven,
then "y" equals...
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- Two?
- Wrong. Kelso?
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Uh...
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"L"?
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Also wrong.
It's a pretty simple equation, guys.
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Just think about it
for a second.
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You're so pretty.
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You don't even need
to know math.
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That's so weird.
I was just thinking the same thing.
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Steven, you're so pretty
you don't need to know nothin'.
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That's good, 'cause I'm stupid.
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Oh, real mature, guys.
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- Fez, what happened?
- I was walking back from the pep rally...
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flush with school spirit...
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when-when-when some boys
from Fort Anderson, they jumped me...
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and they slapped me,
and they beat me...
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And look at what they did
to my pom-poms.
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Hey, that's not funny, man.
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It's really not.
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They spray painted me on my ass.
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I want revenge against those
Fort Anderson Snapping Turtles.
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Look, Fez, I'll tell you what.
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Let's go to the garage,
and I'll get you some paint thinner.
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- Ay, no.
- I'm sorry, Fez. It has to be done.
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Yeah, and the three of us
have to watch.
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Fine. But this time, no smoking.
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Great. Now maybe
we can get some work done.
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Michael's so sweet.
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Uh-oh.
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- He's just so...
- No!
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- Do you think that Michael and I...
- Don't even say it, Jackie.
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- I think maybe...
- I'll kill myself, I swear to God.
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He and I should get
back together.
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Jackie, do you remember
how Kelso cheated...
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and hurt you and lied to you?
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Listen to yourself, Donna.
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"Cheat-ed." "Hurt-ed."
"Lie-duh."
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It's all ancient history.
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But when we look
into each other's eyes...
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I know we're both thinking
about the same thing.
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Your hair?
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No. That we're meant
to be together.
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Look, I need to know
that he's really changed.
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I need to test him somehow.
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- I agree.
- You do?
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Absolutely. If you get back with Kelso,
you better have him tested.
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Okay. I want to see
if Michael is ready...
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to be in a healthy,
adult relationship...
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so I've come up
with five psychological tests.
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Damn, Jackie.
He can't even spell "psychological."
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Look, besides, he only has
to get three out of five.
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And the first test
is on maturity.
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Oh, man.
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So we're trying to get the paint
off of Fez's butt, right?
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So I started to spray
lighter fluid on it.
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And Fez gets all mad, right?
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And then he started chasing me,
but he had his pants around his ankles.
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So then he tripped and fell,
and I think he hurt himself...
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but I don't know, 'cause I was,
like, out of there.
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So what's going on
with you guys?
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Donna and I were discussing
our careers.
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I'm going to high-end cosmetics...
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and Donna thinks she'll make
a great lumberjack.
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Stop telling everybody that.
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So what kind of career
do you see yourself in?
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Okay, well, I was considering
becoming a doctor.
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Ooh. A doctor? That's so mature.
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Or... a rodeo clown.
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Rodeo clown?
You want to be a rodeo clown. Why?
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Rodeo clowns are the unsung
heroes of the new West.
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And you know I've always
enjoyed being inside of barrels.
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Cheese puffs! Ow!
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Well, see, they're not for you.
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They're for Bob and Midge's party.
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Oh. Bob and Midge
are having a party?
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Well, I can't go.
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I'm very, uh...
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busy.
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Oh, wait. Bob didn't invite you?
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No, but thanks for the heads-up.
I'll be sure to avoid them.
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Huh. Midge didn't
invite me either.
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But I'm sure
they're having a party.
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I saw them bring a keg
and a lot of chairs into the house.
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Well, you don't know
that they're having a party.
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Bob's out of work. The two of them
might be starting some weirdo church.
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You know, the kind of church
where you, uh...
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sit around on chairs
and drink beer.
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I'm sure Midge will be over
any minute...
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the last minute, like always,
to invite us.
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I tell ya.
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I like the sound
of a beer church.
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Hi, neighbor.
I have something I want to ask you.
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- Oh, really?
- Can I borrow your big punch bowl?
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A big punch bowl?
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Oh, my, what would that be for?
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Uh-oh.
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I should have
thought this through.
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You know, forget about it.
I'm gonna get someone else to bring it.
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And by "someone else," I mean Bob.
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Midge, I...
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I already made
your cheese puffs.
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Ooh, thanks. Mmm!
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Boy, all these cheese puffs
are really gonna come in handy.
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'Cause Bob's so hungry.
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We're not having a party.
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Okay, this next test
is about consideration.
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I want to see if he'll choose
my interests over his.
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This is gonna be so funny.
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- Grape.
- So Michael...
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There are two events
occurring this weekend.
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One that you might like...
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and one that I would really,
really, really...
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really want to go to.
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Now, should we go see
the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders...
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Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
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- Yes, or...
- No. Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
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- But Michael, I want...
- No. Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders!
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See? Funny.
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Kelso, what are you doing?
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We're just tossing
around this egg...
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Jackie gave me to take care of.
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Don't you think it might break?
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Yeah, uh, well,
we just thought...
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we'd have some fun with it
before I threw it at somebody.
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You are such a moron.
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You are so gonna fail Jackie's test.
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Test? What test?
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I'm not supposed to say anything,
but Jackie's testing you...
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to see if you're ready
to get back together.
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Oh, my God. Are you serious?
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- Do you think I have a chance?
- Not a good one.
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You've already failed two tests
and you're about to fail the third.
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That egg is a test
of your parenting ability.
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So what you're saying is
if I break that egg...
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then I fail the test,
and lose Jackie...
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the girl I love more
than anything in the world?
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- Hyde, give me the egg.
- Okay, catch.
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Whoops.
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I mean...
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Okay, you guys...
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let's do this for Fez.
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Finally my butt cheeks
will be avenged.
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Voilą.
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Guys, I feel like we
accomplished something today.
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I feel like
we made a difference.
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Oh, I'm not done yet.
Taste my wrath, Snapping Turtles.
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That was a close one.
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Crap! The janitor locked us in.
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Yep. No good deed
goes unpunished.
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Oh, my God.
How could this get any worse?
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Okay, guys...
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we have 20 seconds until
the cherry bomb in the toilet goes off.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
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- What's that?
- Oh, it's just this little...
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crib-like thing I made for Eggy.
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00:10:33,511 --> 00:10:36,707
- Eggy?
- Yeah, I named him.
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I don't know, this egg is,
like, bringing out...
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all the parental stuff in me.
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Michael, what happened to the pencil mark
I made on the bottom?
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Oh.
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Must have come off when I was
giving him his gentle bath.
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Nice.
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Michael, I knew
you had this in you.
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- You are gonna make a great dad one day.
- Yeah.
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00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:05,029
Uh-oh. Somebody needs a change.
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00:11:14,279 --> 00:11:16,286
Oh, I just can't believe
Midge would do this...
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after all the years
we've been friends.
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She took the cheese puffs.
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All the cheese puffs?
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00:11:24,839 --> 00:11:28,188
What the hell?
I wanted some of those.
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00:11:28,262 --> 00:11:30,946
Red, this isn't
about the cheese puffs.
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Well, maybe not for you.
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They're so light and fluffy.
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- This is all your fault.
- What?
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You're always mean to them.
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Now you've driven them away.
I hope you're happy.
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Actually, Kitty, I am happy.
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Them not inviting us
to the party...
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is not the end of the world.
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In fact, it's the start
of a beautiful new world...
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a world where we don't
get invited to the Pinciottis'.
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There's no talking to you.
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You're just sour.
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You're an old, sour crab apple.
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Why are you yelling at me?
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I'm not the one that didn't
invite you to a party.
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If you've got something to say,
you say it to the Pinciottis.
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Well, you talked me
into it, Red Forman. Let's go.
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Oh, no.
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Look at us...
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locked in a locker room.
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Oh, the irony is not lost on me.
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Why do you mock us, Fate?
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00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:46,213
Okay, you guys, we gotta think
about a way to get out of here.
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Okay, guys, I've just gone through every
escape-from-prison movie...
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- I could think of, and I came up with something.
- What?
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00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:55,039
Steve McQueen
is a total bad-ass.
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Okay, thanks, Hyde.
That's not helping.
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00:12:58,631 --> 00:13:02,111
If we don't get out of here, a bunch of jocks
are gonna come in here and kick our asses.
200
00:13:02,119 --> 00:13:04,508
Why did I put a cherry bomb
in the toilet?
201
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:08,227
It doesn't smell
like cherries at all.
202
00:13:08,295 --> 00:13:10,400
Come on, guys, think.
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00:13:10,471 --> 00:13:14,148
Yeah, yeah. Right.
Gotta be something we can do.
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00:13:16,071 --> 00:13:17,926
I got it.
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00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:29,920
Much better.
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00:13:29,991 --> 00:13:34,181
Yeah. Now instead of feeling
scared and anxious...
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00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,832
I feel relaxed and...
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00:13:38,247 --> 00:13:40,418
relaxed.
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00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,658
I know we're probably
gonna get beaten...
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00:13:42,727 --> 00:13:44,581
but it was worth it
because we've shown...
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00:13:44,647 --> 00:13:47,494
we have tremendous
school spirit.
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00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,884
Go Vikings.
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00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:03,777
School spirit
is for losers, man.
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00:14:03,847 --> 00:14:05,701
You're just, like,
floating along...
215
00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:07,938
on a conveyor belt
of conformity.
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00:14:08,007 --> 00:14:10,658
Pep rallies,
extracurricular activities...
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00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:13,858
washing your hair...
218
00:14:13,927 --> 00:14:16,742
It's all just a trap, man.
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00:14:16,807 --> 00:14:20,517
Yeah, Fez. It's one thing to root
for a football team...
220
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,438
but to confuse
the Point Place Vikings...
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00:14:22,503 --> 00:14:25,798
with a sense of personal
identity, that's just...
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00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,717
relaxing.
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00:14:30,343 --> 00:14:33,060
We're all gonna die tomorrow.
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00:14:43,303 --> 00:14:45,572
Michael, I have some bad news.
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00:14:45,639 --> 00:14:49,697
- I just found out I have B.H.D.
- B.H.D.?
226
00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:52,833
Yeah. Brittle Hair Disease.
227
00:14:54,855 --> 00:14:56,710
I have to go
to the hospital tomorrow...
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00:14:56,775 --> 00:14:58,630
and get all my hair shaved off.
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00:15:00,743 --> 00:15:02,946
- So you'll be...
- Bald, Michael.
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00:15:03,015 --> 00:15:06,910
B-A-L-D, no hair,
shiny head, bald.
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00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:09,023
And my hair won't
ever grow back either.
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00:15:09,095 --> 00:15:12,477
Will you still love me
when I'm bald?
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00:15:14,343 --> 00:15:16,896
You could wear a wig.
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00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:20,033
So, Michael, are you saying
that you would not love me...
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00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:22,852
if I didn't have a luscious,
full-bodied head of hair?
236
00:15:26,311 --> 00:15:28,220
Oh!
237
00:15:30,119 --> 00:15:31,974
No, Jackie.
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00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:34,624
I would love you even more.
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00:15:34,695 --> 00:15:36,550
You know, I would shave off
my hair...
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00:15:36,615 --> 00:15:38,470
and paste it to your head.
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00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:47,039
Michael, that's beautiful.
242
00:15:51,111 --> 00:15:52,966
Nice job.
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00:15:53,031 --> 00:15:55,650
Thanks. That was a test, right?
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00:15:55,719 --> 00:15:59,068
'Cause bald chicks are gross.
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00:16:02,919 --> 00:16:04,774
Look at that.
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00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,327
They closed the blinds,
so we couldn't see the party.
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But I can hear them.
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I can hear you, Bob and Midge!
I can hear your party!
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Ooh. Kitty and Red.
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We've very busy in here.
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Yes, we're very busy.
We'll talk tomorrow.
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You're having a party,
and you didn't invite us.
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And I thought we were friends,
and we're not.
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And I'll tell you
something else.
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You're naked.
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You have no clothes on.
Why don't you have any clothes on?
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Well, we're having a nudist party
with our fellow nudists.
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We're, uh, nudists.
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And we're not.
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So, you didn't invite us.
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So, thank you.
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Come on, Red. Let's go.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Kitty.
What are you saying?
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You really wanted
to attend this party.
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- Stop it, Red.
- No, no, no, no.
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Now get in there and have yourself
a good old naked time, huh?
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Who knows?
They might play Twister. Could be fun.
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Okay, guys,
they can't be mad at us now.
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Yeah, Fez, I don't think
that's gonna help.
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All right, here they come.
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Okay, you guys, here's the plan.
Fez, you beg for mercy in broken English.
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Hyde, you insist that this whole thing
was a big setup.
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And I'll just curl up in the fetal position
and think about pancakes.
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- Got it.
- Got it.
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Oh, my God.
We're in the girls' locker room.
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Yeah. They're girls.
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Phew! And I thought we were
going to get beaten up for sure.
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Hey, baby.
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- Hi, Kelso.
- Hi, Tiffany.
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I'm so glad I ran into you.
I've been meaning to ask you something.
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- Yeah? What's that?
- Will you take me back to your house and make out with me?
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Well, I...
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I don't know.
Yeah, I'm here to meet Jackie, so...
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I promise she'll never find out.
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00:18:45,286 --> 00:18:48,734
It'd be an afternoon
of secret make-out fun.
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00:18:48,807 --> 00:18:51,677
You can drink grape juice
from my belly button.
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00:18:53,607 --> 00:18:56,422
All right, this has
got to be one of Jackie's tests.
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00:18:56,487 --> 00:18:58,342
I mean, Tiffany
never comes on to me.
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00:18:58,407 --> 00:19:00,578
But what if it's not?
290
00:19:00,646 --> 00:19:03,778
I mean, let's face it,
I look good today.
291
00:19:03,847 --> 00:19:06,334
That new conditioner's
really working out.
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00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:09,538
All right, but the real question is,
should I risk it?
293
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:13,535
And my body says yes,
and my head says yes...
294
00:19:13,607 --> 00:19:16,422
but my heart says no.
295
00:19:16,487 --> 00:19:19,334
Aw, my stupid heart's right.
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I can't. I mean, I appreciate
the offer and all...
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00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:25,537
'cause you're, like,
really hot...
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00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:31,138
but the only girl I want to make out with
is Jackie, so...
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00:19:31,207 --> 00:19:33,924
Oh, Michael, you did it! You did it!
You passed the last test!
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00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:36,892
- Did you believe me, Michael?
- Yeah, sure.
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00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,106
Oh, good, because
I'm in drama club, and I really want...
302
00:19:39,175 --> 00:19:41,444
Yeah, thank you, Tiffany, bye-bye.
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00:19:41,511 --> 00:19:46,018
Michael, now I know I can
honestly trust you with all my heart.
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00:19:46,087 --> 00:19:48,159
Ooh!
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00:19:48,231 --> 00:19:50,173
Um...
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Jackie...
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00:19:52,807 --> 00:19:55,294
Donna told me about the test.
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00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:59,622
So I knew what was going on,
and I didn't say anything.
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00:19:59,687 --> 00:20:01,858
So maybe I don't deserve
to be with you...
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00:20:01,927 --> 00:20:05,058
because that wasn't
very honest of me.
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00:20:05,127 --> 00:20:07,330
But telling me that was.
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00:20:08,487 --> 00:20:11,073
Damn.
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00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:14,623
You're right.
So you'll take me back?
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00:20:14,695 --> 00:20:16,582
Yeah, Michael.
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00:20:20,422 --> 00:20:23,553
I love you, Jackie Burkhart.
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00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:27,201
I love you too, Michael Kelso.
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00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:48,835
What the hell happened
to you guys?
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00:20:48,907 --> 00:20:51,329
We got beaten up.
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00:20:51,403 --> 00:20:53,258
By men.
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00:20:53,323 --> 00:20:55,625
By big, strong men.
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00:20:57,163 --> 00:21:00,458
Hey, guys,
as I was getting beaten...
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00:21:00,523 --> 00:21:02,562
I think I got to second base.